UPOH :: Volume #2

#120: Blows, holds 【First】


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Taking your time, this matter cannot be anxious.” “慢慢来,这事儿急不得。” Yes, so many years have passed by. We just contacted want to find out anything, rather indulges in fantasy.” “是的,都已经这么多年过去了。咱们刚刚接触就想要查出点什么,未免太异想天开。” Yes, but currently has these numbers, has the small harvest.” “是,但现在有这几个号码,也算是有微小收获。” Places hopes in that side to telephone early...... not necessarily.” “只是寄希望于那边及早打电话来……未必。” Un.” “恩。” Account that takes up a collection?” “打钱的账户呢?” Private account, is the average person accounts, moreover trades one time...... is not meaningful, the opposite party in these aspects, acts bashful very deadly.” “私人账户,也都是普通人账户,而且一次一换……没有任何意义,对方在这些方面,拿捏得很死。” Yeah......” “哎……” ...... …… In the morning 5 o'clock. 早晨五点钟。 Generally all student sets finished. 一般所有学生集合完毕。 Prepared?” “都准备好了么?” Prepared.” “都准备好了。” Drinking that weapon eats?” “兵器吃的喝的?” Prepared!” “都准备好了!” set off!” Wen Xingtian waves. 出发!”文行天一挥手。 Holds on a minute.” Zuo Xiaoduo proceeds one step, the whole face greets with a smile: Teacher Wen, gives me two minutes, I had several words to say.” “且慢。”左小多往前一步,满脸陪笑:“文老师,给我两分钟时间,我有几句话要说。” Wen Xingtian narrowed the eye. 文行天眯起了眼睛。 Your boy...... thinks, when Class Tutor? 你小子……难道想当班主任 Said.” “说吧。” Zuo Xiaoduo one step treads from the formation, stands in front of all schoolmates, the body stands straightly. 左小多一步从队列之中踏出来,站到全班同学面前,身子站得笔直。 set off nears! this Class Leader also several heart-to-heart talk.” 出发在即!本班长也来说几句肺腑之言。” As a result of the Zuo Xiaoduo rare serious expression, made complexion of students is also follows to enforce. 由于左小多罕见的一脸严肃表情,令到一众学员们的脸色也都是跟着严肃起来。 Is indebted everyone to favor, my Zuo Xiaoduo holds an office in the first class Class Leader this great and honorable duty!” “承蒙各位抬举,我左小多任职一班班长这个伟大而且光荣的职务!” this time trial, although delivers Contribution Points to everyone in name, but investigates it to involve to an issue of ranking radically. We are first year first class, is the so-called seed class, is the school focus!” 这一次试炼,虽然名义上是给大家送贡献点的,但究其根本更是牵扯到一个排名的问题。我们是一年级一班,是所谓的种子班级,是全校瞩目的焦点!” Therefore, the this time trial, each goes all out! Which holds back, later was snatched the table in the cafeteria, do not blame this Class Leader not to return for you!” “所以,这一次试炼,每一个都拼命起来!哪一个拖了后腿,以后在食堂被人抢了桌子,可不要怪本班长不替你们去打回来!” Is this...... the flagrant threat?! 这是……明目张胆的威胁?! 34 people besides Li Chenglong, everyone forehead heavy line. 除了李成龙之外的三十四人,人人一脑门子黑线。 What this Class Leader works as is really...... 班长当的真是…… Un, Li Chenglong does not have the heavy line , because he knows, this is not the threat, but is the reality, Zuo Xiaoduo this goods will really be put into action! 嗯,李成龙之所以没有黑线,是因为他知道,这不是威胁,而是现实,左小多这货是真的会付诸行动的! Below I put forward several requests, the first point, 1 st in the total score, this must be our first class! Second, first three, must be our first class!” “下面我提几点要求,第一点,总分第一,这个必须是我们一班的!第二点,前三名,也必须是我们一班的!” Zuo Xiaoduo paused, said: „Don't these have the issue?” 左小多顿了顿,道:“这些都没问题吧?” Does not have the issue!” “没问题!” All schoolmates bellow together. 所有同学一起大吼一声。 Good! Has lofty ideals! The leeway that the third point, first ten, Teacher Wen gives is very loose, retains seven well, but my request is, first ten must be our first class! Since the first ten famous metropolises were scheduled, simply first 36, is our first class, won must win perfectly, did not allow the slight defect! “好!有志气!第三点,前十名,文老师给出的余地很宽松,保留七席就好,但我的要求是,前十名也必须是我们一班的!既然前十名都预定了,索性前三十六名,也都是我们一班的吧,赢就要赢得完美,不容许瑕疵! I proposed in this, if who falls first 36, later, the entire class all schoolmates' smelly socks, entirely turn over to him to wash, wash full one month! No one permits to keep the hand! Understood what is heard? ” 我在此提议,谁要是掉出去前三十六名,以后,整个班所有同学的臭袜子,全部归他一个人洗,洗满一个月!谁都不准留手!听明白了没?” This time must take Li Chenglong completely silently, the first class 35 people completely all. 这次还要带上李成龙,一班三十五人尽皆鸦雀无声。 Assumes full responsibility of first ten also insufficiently, but can also assume full responsibility of first 36? 包揽前十名还不够,还要包揽前三十六? Teacher Wen cannot want to be good. 文老师都没敢这么想好不好。 What is perfect that wins, did this thing have perfectly says? 什么叫赢的完美,这玩意有完美之说吗? Wen Xingtian in actually nods at the same time unceasingly, in the heart is very gratified, initially let Zuo Xiaoduo, when Class Leader, but also is really the correct choice. 文行天在一边却是不断点头,心中很是欣慰,当初让左小多班长,还真是正确的选择。 This condition, although is somewhat ruthless, but...... can actually significantly boost everyone's morale inevitably ; After all no one is willing to wash the sock to others, but must wash full one month. 这条件,虽然有些狠,但是……却势必能大幅度提升大家的士气;毕竟谁也不愿意给别人洗袜子,还要洗满一个月。 I know lacking self-confidence at heart your one after another.” “我知道你们一个个的心里没底。” Zuo Xiaoduo smiles, said: Relax, I dare to say this intention, has the considerable assurance, had thought the feasible means drop for everyone.” 左小多笑了笑,道:“放心,我敢提出来这个意向,就是有相当的把握,有替大家想了可行性办法滴。” Below I mentioned by name. Everyone arrived here to receive the strongest assistance of trip.” “下面我来点名。每个人都到我这里来领取此行的最强辅助。” Was saying starts to mention by name: Li Chenglong!” 说着开始点名:“李成龙!” „!” “到!” Swelly has no question, receives a light envelope from the Zuo Xiaoduo hand without consulting anybody, then returns the standard. 肿肿并无任何质疑,径自从左小多手中领取一个薄薄的信封,然后退回本位。 Xiang Chong!” 项冲!” „!” “到!” Meng Changjun!” 孟长军!” „!” “到!” Hao Han!” 郝汉!” „!” “到!” ...... …… Frozen Egg!” 冰蛋儿!” „......” The Xiang Bing both eyes spit fire, shouted pulled out the blade all of a sudden. “……”项冰两眼喷火,呼的一下子抽出了刀。 Xiang Bing!” 项冰!” „......!” “……到!” 35 envelope totals sent, but this chapter was Wen Xingtian is even curious, in this envelope was anything, to be how auxiliary on strongest. 三十五个信封全数发下去了,只不过这回是连文行天都在好奇,这信封之中是什么,怎么就最强辅助了。 This inside thing is very simple, hehe, is I delivers your excellent plan.” “这里面的东西很简单,呵呵,乃是我送你们的锦囊妙计。” Zuo Xiaoduo hehe smiles, the body immediately became is not that tall and straight, said with a sincere tone: We are the schoolmates, how I can look that opens the eyes to look you were surpassed? Therefore I gave everyone to try to find the solution ahead of time, yesterday evening, I thought a non- world ingenious plan fully.” 左小多呵呵一笑,身子顿时变得不是那么挺拔了,用一种推心置腹的口气说道:“我们都是同学,我怎么能看睁睁看着你们被超过?所以我提前就给大家想了办法,昨晚上,我整整想了一宿的不世妙计。” All personnel have one up and down are, performs is all confused, including Class Tutor Wen Xingtian. 全班上下有一个算一个,尽皆一头雾水,包括班主任文行天 Everyone knows that in beginning school I have made self introduction, the physiognomy first, amasses money to be next, cultivation end.” “大家都知道的,在开学的时候我就做过自我介绍,相法第一,敛财次之,修行最末。” Zuo Xiaoduo is complacent, said: This experience, I help each of you divine according to the diagrams, this inside excellent plan, is I gives you, most agrees with the position of your appearance and your fate, so long as in the position according to envelope goes, can return home with a full load surely, two sleeve gold/metal wind!” 左小多洋洋得意,道:“就这次历练,我帮你们每个人都算了一卦,这里面的锦囊妙计,乃是我给你们的,最契合你们面相、你们命数的方位,只要按照信封中的方位去,必定可以满载而归,两袖金风!” Listened to this saying that on all schoolmate head the heavy line rose again, looks in the hand closely is pinching the envelope, knowing whether to laugh or cry of one after another, did not know whether to laugh or cry. 听罢此说,全班同学脑袋上黑线再度上扬,看着手中紧紧捏着的信封,一个个的啼笑皆非,哭笑不得。 This? 就这? Is strongest auxiliary?! 最强辅助?! The Wen Xingtian one breath has almost not breathed heavily, you must say two, true goal for this?! 文行天也差点一口气没喘上来,你要说两句,真正目的就为了这个?! People have the suspected words, you can ask Li Chenglong, when have I miscalculated? Has let slip!” “众人有所怀疑的话,你们可以问李成龙,我什么时候算错过?失手过!” Zuo Xiaoduo said loudly: „, The law cannot pass on lightly, cannot look white/in vain, I spied on heavenly secrets yesterday evening, is the loss a great deal, now verbal statements are no guarantee, does on the this time action income, if I am considered as accurate, making you not fall 36, and income is gratifying, how does the litigant want to give me 10,000......?” 左小多大声道:“不过呢,法不可轻传,相不可白看,我昨晚上窥探天机,也是损耗良多的,现在口说无凭,就这一次行动收益作准,若是我算得精准,让你们没有掉出去三十六名,且收益喜人,当事人就要给我一万块……怎么样?” Completely silent. 鸦雀无声。 The people seem looked that the fool visits him generally, can this, receive 350,000? Did you work as the fool us? 众人好似看傻子一般的看着他,就这,就要收三十五万?你这是将我们当傻子了? 5000 can also consider......” Zuo Xiaoduo hollow laugh. “五千也是可以考虑的……”左小多干笑。 Even more no one spoke, if said that also some people letter/believed that a tiny bit a moment ago, now hears the litigant to reduce prices on own initiative, the letter/believes was fishy! 愈发的没人说话了,若说刚才还有人信那么一点半点,现在听到当事人主动降价,信才有鬼了呢! 2000......” “两千……” a dull thumping sound, Zuo Xiaoduo was trampled by Wen Xingtian. 噗的一声闷响,左小多文行天一脚踹了回去。 The Wen Xingtian surface such as the iron color, said sternly: set off!” 文行天面如铁色,厉声道:“出发!” When first walks. 当先而走。 Only hears Zuo Xiaoduo still to talk endlessly in behind: really accurate......” 只听见左小多还在后面喋喋不休:“真的可准了呢……” Li Chenglong from latter mouth that covered Zuo Xiaoduo: boss, genuine knowledge comes from practice, has the effect naturally to pay, your how also self- depreciation, you may really not be the material that does business!” 李成龙从后一把捂住了左小多的嘴:“老大,实践出真知,有效果自然有买单的,你怎地还自我贬值了呢,你可真不是做生意的材料啊!” Under numerous student hearts meaning in an uproar, Li Chenglong is really the Zuo Xiaoduo supporting speaker, these two on birds of a feather! 众学员心下哗然之意更甚,李成龙果然是左小多的捧哏,这俩就一路货色! Wen Xingtian even more speeds up the footsteps. 文行天愈发加快起脚步。 The Zuo Xiaoduo Li Chenglong anxious illness/quick follows, the group, broke through the pride of the morning like sharp arrow generally. 左小多李成龙急疾跟上,一行人,如同利箭一般冲破了晨雾。 Sees other direction from afar , the long lines, are in abundance more spatial, is ordinary while cloud Powu, dashes toward the city outside. 远远看到另外的方向,也有一条条长龙,纷纷越空而起,乘云破雾一般,向着城外飞奔。 Hidden Dragon High Martial, 24 new student/life classes, perform set off, leaves for the informed and experienced place! 潜龙高武,二十四个新生班,尽都出发,开赴历练之地! Xiang Chong and Xiang Bing with pursuing Li Chenglong walks side-by-side, sees the Li Chenglong Jane|treasure, but heavy received the envelope, cannot bear ask: Swelly, Class Leader plays the swindler trick, you follow handful of smelly feet, was watched by everyone, but also did not have the meaning artificially!” 项冲项冰与追上来的李成龙并肩而行,看到李成龙珍而重之的将信封收了起来,忍不住问道:“肿肿,班长神棍伎俩,你怎么也跟着捧臭脚,都被大家看在眼里了,还做作没意思了!” Li Chenglong snort/hum, said: Words that does not believe that you can not comply, in any case those who lose is you, boss is the heart is friendly, wants to draw you to advance in unison together, if I have his skill, certainly hides.” 李成龙哼了一声,道:“不相信的话,你们可以不照着做,反正损失的是你们,老大就是心善,想拉着你们一起齐头并进,要是我有他那本事,一定藏起来。” Unexpectedly called me Swelly...... 居然叫我肿肿…… Li Chenglong thinks of Long Yusheng now very much, Wan Lixiu, Li Changming Yu Moyan they. 李成龙现在很是想念龙雨生,万里秀,李长明余莫言他们了。 Although now and relations of Xiang Bing Xiang Chong are intimate day by day, but was called Swelly to think does not adapt very much. 虽然现在与项冰项冲的关系日益亲近,但是被叫肿肿还是觉得很不适应。 So long as recalled that Zuo Xiaoduo Long Yusheng and the others called the oneself Swelly picture, oneself delighted joyful...... or, is this different? 只要回想起来左小多龙雨生等人叫自己肿肿的画面,自己就欢欣喜悦……或者,这就是不同吧? Seeing Xiang Chong was a doubtfulness of face, Li Chenglong snort/hum one, said: You were the eyelid are shallow, result in cheaply also showed off cleverness, Class Leader Zuo in Phoenix City, divined according to the diagrams in the past the average price of charge is 200,000 starts, but other other people's business. Some rich and powerful people divine according to the diagrams, acts at least also 1 million, to seek his several characters.” 见到项冲还是一脸的半信半疑,李成龙哼了一声,道:“你们就是眼皮浅,得了便宜还卖乖,左班长当年在凤凰城,算一卦收费的均价是二十万起步,不过等闲事。有些富豪去算卦,一出手起码也得百万,就为了求他几个字。” Really?” Xiang Bing shocking asking. “真的?”项冰震惊的问道。 I do not want to break off with you now pull, genuine knowledge comes from practice, all make the fact speak!” “我现在不想和你们掰扯,实践出真知,一切都让事实来说话吧!” Li Chenglong rolls the eyes: You added that I hold the smelly foot, our schoolmates also for sometime, your brother and sister saw me to tell a lie, exaggerating words?” 李成龙翻白眼:“你们还说我捧臭脚,咱们同学也有一段时间了,你们兄妹见过我说一句假话,一句言过其实的话么?” The brother and sister is a little scared, suddenly does not know how should respond. 兄妹二人有点傻眼,一时间不知道该如何反应了。 Should say several days before...... said that our Principal Ye, looked for Class Leader Zuo to divine according to the diagrams...... “该说不说的……就说前几天吧,咱们叶校长,也找左班长算卦了……哼。” Li Chenglong looked cunningly, lowered the sound. 李成龙鬼头鬼脑的看了一圈,压低了声音。 Also, that time snatched the table to snatch, why did Grandma Shi grasp Zuo Xiaoduo to walk? That was asks him to divine according to the diagrams!” “还有,那次抢桌子抢完了,石奶奶为何抓了左小多走了?那就是请他算卦去了!” Li Chenglong expects too much: You, took the huge advantage obviously, but also thinks that others how you...... are really...... do not appreciate one's own good fortune......” 李成龙恨铁不成钢:“你们啊,明明占了天大的便宜,还以为别人怎么地你们了……真是……身在福中不知福……” At this point, has several other to seem the sharp arrow common departure team in Meng Changjun and Hao Han suddenly, flew to leap up toward the background. 说到这里,就在身边的孟长军郝汉还有另外几个突然好似利箭一般的离开队伍,向着来路飞蹿了回去。 Only leaves behind one: Threw especially a moment ago how you did not say early!” 只留下一句:“特么刚才扔的时候你怎地不早说!” Finishes barely the words, does not have the shadow. 话音未落,就已经没了影子。 Originally these people do not believe regarding the Zuo Xiaoduo words, in had thrown the envelope a moment ago. 原来这几个人对于左小多的话根本不信,已经在刚才就把信封扔了。 A Li Chenglong leaning head, tsundere face. 李成龙一偏头,傲娇脸。 Why did I tell you? 我凭什么跟你说? I like looking that you are tired to run to take like the dog again. 我就喜欢看你们累得像条狗一样再跑回去拿。 Rushes together, another 45 people. 一起奔回去的,还有另外四五个人。 Xiang Bing and Xiang Chong pinched tightly the envelope in hand immediately, feels uneasy entire, hurried to take in space ring. 项冰项冲顿时捏紧了手中的信封,还是感觉不安全,赶紧收进了空间戒指 Then following getting down, turned into the Li Chenglong popular science show field. 然后接下来的一路下来,变成了李成龙的科普秀场。 The talk show of popular science Great Master Zuo great achievements. 科普左大师丰功伟绩的脱口秀。 „...... Past Boss Zuo in Phoenix City, that was called Great Master Zuo has...... Balla Balla......” Li Chenglong mouth froth to scatter. “……当年左老大凤凰城,那可是被称为左大师的存在……巴拉巴拉……”李成龙口沫四溅。 For example that who......” “比如那个谁……” For example that who......” “又比如那个谁……”
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