UPOH :: Volume #1

#94: Extremely is not at heart balanced!


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Zuo Xiaoduo crashed in the restroom impatiently. 左小多心急火燎的冲进了厕所。 Borrows potential soars to the heavens anything is unimportant, if the honored person can help one another Niannian Cat, helping her cross the dead tribulation too to be good! 借势冲霄什么的不重要,如果遇到的贵人能够相助一下念念猫,帮她渡过死劫就太好了! But Zuo Xiaoduo looked in a mirror to illuminate for quite a while, practiced physiognomy the half of the day, almost shouted abuse the exit|to speak! 可是左小多照镜子照了半天,相面相了半天,差点破口大骂出口! Scolded! My honored person? 骂的!我的贵人呢? Why to run into the honored person on their five, borrows potential to soar to the heavens?!! 凭什么就他们五个遇到贵人,借势冲霄?!! This special is unfair! 这特么太不公平了吧! Because Zuo Xiaoduo originally receives thousand Yuan subsidy to display sunny face very much, comes back after the restroom turned directly was cloudy ; Acts outrageously, punched five people crazily another! 左小多本来因为收入千元补贴表现得很晴朗的脸,从厕所回来之后直接变成了乌云密布;悍然出手,将五个人疯狂的揍了一顿又一顿! Envying makes me go crazy, the envy makes me go crazy! 羡慕让我发疯,嫉妒让我发狂! Cannot hit again......” “不能再打了……” What pitiful yell is Wan Lixiu: Hit again really must disfigure......” 惨叫的是万里秀:“再打真的要破相了……” Was shouting was shouting had been punched to fly on the face by a Zuo Xiaoduo fist, Wan Lixiu departs several feet, lies covers the nose to bellow on the ground wildly with rage: Your this group of bastards, I am a girl! I am a beautiful woman!......” 喊着喊着已经被左小多一拳揍在脸上飞了出去,万里秀飞出十几丈,趴在地上捂着鼻子狂怒大吼:“你们这帮混蛋,我是女孩子!我是美女啊!……” Finishing barely the words, saw that the Zuo Xiaoduo fists and feet is uneven and other people to waste Long Yusheng all, from to/clashes walk as if flying toward oneself. 话音未落,就看到左小多拳脚齐出将龙雨生等四人尽数打飞,又自健步如飞地向着自己这边冲过来。 Wan Lixiu bellows: Old lady and you spelled!” 万里秀一声大吼:“老娘和你拼了!” Finishes barely the words, turns around, the anxious illness/quick crashed in the ladies' room. 话音未落,一个转身,急疾冲进了女厕所。 Zuo Xiaoduo: „???” 左小多:“???” This god operates, I special almost with going to punch...... 这神操作,我特么差点跟进去揍了…… For successive three days, Zuo Xiaoduo to the utmost wild beat these five people, five people who the cultivation base strength was less than greatly can only withstand passively, hits is hitting, unexpectedly discovered that the oneself fight hit the ability unexpectedly Xu Duo/many! 连续三天,左小多极尽狂暴的殴打这五个人,修为实力大大不及的五个人只能被动承受,打着打着,居然发现自己抗击打能力居然强了许多 But Boss Zuo is is extremely not at heart balanced. 左老大心里还是极度不平衡。 Training gap: Your five! Gives the Boss Zuo thump to pound the legs, massage massage shoulder!” 训练间隙:“你们五个!来给左老大捶捶腿,按摩按摩肩膀!” Long Yusheng and the others: „......” 龙雨生等人:“……” Qin Fangyang catches up with comes to the drill ground the time, seen is such a scene! 秦方阳赶来操场的时候,看到的就是这么一幕景象! Lying down that Master Zuo is sprawled on deck chair ; But Long Yusheng Wan Lixiu Yu Moyan Li Changming Li Chenglong five person faces aggrieved is serving. 左大爷四仰八叉的躺在躺椅上;而龙雨生万里秀余莫言李长明李成龙五个人一脸憋屈的在伺候。 Wan Lixiu both hands are nimble and resourceful, high-speed movement is pinching the shoulder, Li Changming and a Li Chenglong person massages two arms at the same time, finally Long Yusheng and Yu Moyan practice fraud on somebody's two legs. 万里秀双手灵动,高速移动的捏着肩膀,李长明李成龙一人一边按摩两条手臂,最后龙雨生余莫言则在某人的两条腿上上下其手。 Master Zuo is sprawled, punctures the thorn to lie down greatly, is narrowing the eye, still often shouting and wrangling: Shoulder, heavy! The key is the shoulder well hole! I said Xiu'er, your fast had, but the strength of hand is too inferior, hasn't eaten meal? Made a vigor...... long be so big again, 100 jin (0.5 kg), can't a massage?” 左爷四仰八叉,大刺刺躺着,眯着眼睛,犹自不时的大呼小叫:“肩膀,重一点!关键是肩井穴!我说秀儿,你这手速是有了,可手劲太次,没吃饭啊?再使点劲啊……长这么大了,一百来斤了,连个按摩都不会?” Long Yusheng, thigh! Selects upward, selects again upward, again upward...... ~ ~ ~ which do you special pinch?!” 龙雨生,大腿!往上点,再往上点,再往上……嗷~~~你特么捏哪儿呢?!” Li Chenglong, your mute? The massage also needs to talk, does the mouth idle is not knowing? Not massage while spoke history, speaks Shaman Alliance, speaks Kill, Destruction, and Wolf, your several, listened to me carefully, this was the knowledge......” 李成龙,你哑巴了?按摩还需要动嘴么,嘴闲着呢不知道啊?不会一边按摩一边讲史啊,讲一讲巫盟嘛,讲一讲杀破狼,你们几个,都给我听仔细了,这都是知识……” Un? Gu Luoyan? Gu Luoyan place? Doesn't listen, to speak Shaman Alliance! don't waste time, grumble, punches you, making your Swelly Swelly swell proficiently.” “恩?孤落雁孤落雁怎地?不听不听,讲巫盟别墨迹,再磨叽,揍你啊,让你肿肿肿肿肿到家。” ...... …… Witnessed so the Qin Fangyang eyes beads of out of phase almost shoot! 目睹了如此异相的秦方阳一双眼珠子差点射出来! This, which this does? 这,这又是搞得哪一出啊? Can this also enjoy? 这也太会享受了吧? This is the training ground, Martial Dao Field, compares notes the time the boundary not to know?!!! 这是训练场,武道场,切磋功夫的地界知道不?!!! Teacher Qin without delay, the body has arrived at Zuo Xiaoduo and the others in a flash nearby, pulls open Wan Lixiu conveniently, pressed a pair of hand of oneself. 秦老师二话不说,一晃身就已经来到左小多等人左近,随手将万里秀拉开,将自己的一双手按了上去。 Master Zuo immediately happy narrowed the eye: Right, right, this strength, ha, good good, end has progressive! Selects again toward right, right, this bone joint...... makes an effort, makes an effort, ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 左爷登时舒畅的眯起了眼:“对,对,就这力道,哈哈哈,不错不错,端的有进步!再往右点,对,就这骨头接缝……使劲,使劲,嗷~~~~~~~~” Master Zuo sends a pitiful yell suddenly, absolutely is earth-shaking! 左爷骤发一声惨叫,绝对是惊天动地! I rubbed............ I to force a day......” “我擦……松松松……我勒个日……” The Master Zuo sound changed, even the complexion turned yellow, the sweat bead big big place infiltrated, turns over/stands up to look reluctantly: Little girl, I thought that you do not think...... looked at me to hit your Swelly fist!............ Teacher Qin?” 左爷声音都变了,连脸色都发黄了,汗珠子大颗大颗地渗了出来,勉强翻身看去:“丫头片子,我看你是不想好了……看我打你个肿肿拳!……呃……秦老师?” Qin Fangyang sneers is looking at Zuo Xiaoduo: Boss Zuo, your boy will very enjoy. Not only need enjoy the massage, unexpectedly must listen to the storytelling. Is your easy life, the plan bridges over directly well-off?” 秦方阳冷笑着看着左小多:“左老大,你小子挺会享受啊。不仅要享受按摩,居然还要听着说书。你这小日子,是打算直接跨过小康么?” A Zuo Xiaoduo face hollow laugh: no no, Teacher Qin you do not listen to me to explain, you must listen to me to explain ten million/countless, was mainly five junior brother junior sister really sympathizes me, looked that I accompanied them to fight daily, really was really laborious, must therefore serve such a one after next to me on own initiative...... hehe, this was among the schoolmates the friendly affection, was sincere between classmates, will be the sentiment of future fellow officer......” 左小多一脸干笑:“不不不不,秦老师您听我解释,您千万要听我解释,主要还是五个师弟师妹实在是太体贴我了,看我天天陪他们对打,真真是太辛苦了,所以主动要给我服务那么一下下……呵呵呵,这是同学之间友爱,是学友之间的真挚,更是将来的袍泽之情啊……” Turns the head saying: You said, is?” 转头道:“你们说,是不是?” Zuo Xiaoduo stares. 左小多一瞪眼。 Thinks the people are awed by his despotic power...... is not right, is the friend friendship, the schoolfellow friendship, the fellow officer friendship, can definitely affirm. 自以为众人慑于他的淫威……不对,是朋友情谊,同窗情谊,袍泽情谊,肯定会予以肯定的。 It is a pity that Wan Lixiu and the others have not planned to give him obviously this face, if after all acknowledged that later Teacher Qin may not for us over! 遗憾的是,万里秀等人显然就没打算给他这个面子,毕竟要是承认了,以后秦老师可就再不会为我们出头了! „It is not!” “不是!” Teacher Qin, is he compels our!” 秦老师,是他逼我们的!” Yes, so long as you one is not, Zuo Xiaoduo abuses power, not only beats mercilessly us, but also compels us......” “就是,只要你一不在,左小多就作威作福,不仅毒打我们,还逼我们……” I said that anything is also girl from a good family, he compels me, compels me......” “我说啥也是个大家闺秀,他逼我,逼我……” Wan Lixiu these words, it can be said that sabotaged the current atmosphere fundamentally. 万里秀的这句话,可说是从根本上的破坏了当前气氛。 girl from a good family? 大家闺秀 You? 你? Six people, un, including Qin Fangyang, a vision that is full of the suspicion not to dare to believe looks with Wan Lixiu. 六个人,嗯,包括秦方阳在内,都用一种充满了怀疑不敢置信的目光看向万里秀 Was this says the slip of tongue? 这是说秃噜嘴了吧? The father also had to see girl from a good family to say...... 老子也不是没见过大家闺秀的说…… Has girl from a good family that your such every day was punched disfigures one's face? 有你这样每一天都被揍得毁容的大家闺秀吗? oneself said, on that day wasn't black and blue? 自己说,那一天不是鼻青脸肿的? girl from a good family?! 大家闺秀?! Really is!” “真的是!” Wan Lixiu was anxious. 万里秀急了。 My father is......” “我爸爸就是……” Doesn't listen!” “不听不听!” Zuo Xiaoduo takes the lead, all students shake the head together: Can not raise the family background, that may not have the meaning! Who didn't have a family background? Proposes that disgraced! Our paths do not want our oneself struggle, does not raise other!” 左小多带头,所有学生一起摇头:“能不提家世么,那可太没意思了!谁还没有个家世?提那个,丢人!咱们的道路不是要咱们自己奋斗的,不提其他!” My oneself struggle also has!” Wan Lixiu put in great inconvenience: I am a beautiful woman!” “我自己奋斗的也有啊!”万里秀委屈极了:“我可是美女!” Beautiful woman?” “美女?” Ha hahahaha...... hehe hehe......” five male students wink together. “哈哈哈哈哈……呵呵呵呵……”五个男生一起挤眉弄眼。 The belly of Wan Lixiu was almost air/Qi broken! 万里秀的肚皮几乎被气破! All is the dying straight male! One crowd of notes live this solitary one!” “全是死直男!一群注孤生!” Beauty Wan scolded one bitterly, turned around to walk without consulting anybody. 万美女恨恨的骂了一句,转身径自走了。 Why to go?” “干嘛去?” Bastard? Hasn't seen already 6 : 30? Was on vacation from school! Has the skill you to put this to stay, do not walk......” Wan Lixiu to walk away crassly. “混蛋啊?没看到都已经六点半了?放学了!有本事你们全都搁这呆着,不要走啊……”万里秀骂骂咧咧的走远了。 „, This selected, I also walk!” “嗷哦,都这个点了,我也走!” Long Yusheng and the others are also like recieving an amnesty, crawled to run speedily. 龙雨生等人也是如蒙大赦,爬起来一溜烟的跑了。 Zuo Xiaoduo, you stay behind!” 左小多,你留下!” Qin Fangyang stopped by calling out must Zuo Xiaoduo that seized the chance to sneak off: Walks anything to walk, does not worry, I thought that your foundation has not established, immediately wanted three investigations and five appraisals, came, I helped you consolidate again, cannot delay many times.” 秦方阳叫住也要趁机溜走的左小多:“走什么走,不着急,我看你基础还没有打牢,马上就又要三摸五评了,来来来,我帮你再巩固一下,耽误不了多少功夫。” Does not want...... ~ ~ ~ ~ “不要……啊~~~~” However was a half minute, Master Zuo on dead dog general lying on the ground. 不过是半分钟,左大爷就死狗一般的趴在了地上。 Qin Fangyang squats side him, a foot steps on him conducts the back: I said that cannot delay many times, which was looked after a moment ago, leaks stepped on the back, master to you make up.” 秦方阳蹲在他身边,一只脚踩在他背上:“我说耽误不了多少功夫吧,刚才哪哪都被照顾到了,就是漏了个踩背,为师的给你补上。” Belch...... belch......” Zuo Xiaoduo was stepped on makes a belch: teacher I made a mistake......” “嗝儿……嗝儿……”左小多被踩得直打嗝:“老师我错了……” Was wrong? Where is wrong at?” “错了?错在哪?” Wrong in...... wrong has not seen you to come in me, I will certainly not dare next time......” “错在……错在我没看见您过来,我下次一定不敢了……” Belch belch belch belch......” “嗝儿嗝儿嗝儿嗝儿……” Eats the earth!” “吃土!” Zuo Xiaoduo, gnaws on the ground: teacher I ate.” 左小多哇一声,一口啃在地上:“老师我吃了。” Grass!” “草!” Facing this weary goods, Qin Fangyang truly is somewhat speechless, loosens the foot to make him get up. 面对这惫懒货,秦方阳真正是有些无语,松开脚让他起来。 Nearby corner, five small heads received well satisfied, walked. 旁边拐角处,五个小脑袋心满意足的收了回去,走了。 Was crisply dull! 爽呆了! Makes you bully us again. The graciousness thinks that means will be exciting tomorrow his, making him hit us, then we think the means to direct again Teacher Qin, beats mercilessly his again. 再让你欺负我们。恩想个办法明天再刺激他一下,让他打我们,然后我们想办法将秦老师再引过来,再毒打他一顿。 Five people wink. 五个人挤眉弄眼。 So long as can see Zuo Xiaoduo to take a beating, what the oneself five people do suffer one to plan poisonously? That is insignificant! 只要能看到左小多挨揍,自己五个人挨一顿毒打算什么?那都是微不足道! Every day looks at Zuo Xiaoduo to take a beating, is one big enjoys simply! 每天看左小多挨揍,简直是一大享受! You have sought for the books in related hidden weapon aspect in the school library for these days......” “你这几天一直在校图书馆找寻有关暗器方面的书籍……” Qin Fangyang asked: „Does plan do?” 秦方阳问道:“打算干什么?” Was plans, xue touched the skill book, I now am not also formed the fight style the time, to prevent the natal weapon was premature, naturally must try another method, as martial artist, really had the risk that too many times need to face, looked for something self-defense applications, a plan was completely safe.” “就是打算好了,才踅摸技能书啊,我现在不是还不到形成战斗风格的时候么,为了防止本命兵器过早固定,当然得另辟蹊径,作为一个武者,实在有太多太多时刻需要面临的风险,找些东西防身应用,一策万全。” Zuo Xiaoduo earnest saying: Bases on this consideration, I choose to prepare some hidden weapon. rivers and lakes is dangerous, the young heart in the old days, has the clear words, something, have to guard......” 左小多认真的说道:“就是基于这个考量,我选择准备一些暗器江湖险恶,人心不古,古有明言,有些事,不得不防啊……” Qin Fangyang is slanting the eye to visit him, light smiling of: Your boy person is not big, very thinks to be actually long-term.” 秦方阳斜着眼睛看着他,淡淡的笑了笑:“你小子人不大,想得倒是挺长远。” „The teacher erroneous approved......” 老师谬赞了……” Zuo Xiaoduo self-satisfied nod, suddenly saying of some surprise: Teacher Qin, you seemed like continuously very happy appearance for these days.” 左小多得意的点点头,突然有些诧异的说道:“秦老师,您这几天看起来一直很高兴的样子。” Qin Fangyang laughs, said: Has?” 秦方阳哈哈一笑,道:“有么?” Zuo Xiaoduo makes an effort to nod. 左小多用力点头。 Not only has. 岂止是有。 The Qin Fangyang present welldoing hung happy this two character on the face simply, walked continually was more relaxed than Xu Duo/many before, in attending class, had no interest and students unexpectedly plays several jokes. 秦方阳现在的德行简直就是将“高兴”这两个字挂在了脸上,连走起路来都比之前轻松了许多,在上课的时候,居然没有兴趣与学生们开几句玩笑。 Occasionally emerges, clutches Zuo Xiaoduo, excited punches a graciousness, this is the Teacher Qin happy performance! 偶尔兴起,就将左小多揪出来,兴奋的揍一顿恩,这就是秦老师高兴的表现! This point, ninth class all students looked. 这一点,九班的所有学员都看出来了。 However this also only will then reveal in the oneself class, in addition, in no one's place no doubt also lively, before may arrive at the person, actually returns is a heaviness of face, a living person of face should not be near. 不过这点也就只有在自己班里才会显露出来,除此之外,在没人的地方固然也轻快,可一来到人前却重归是一脸的沉重,一脸的生人勿近。 Qin Fangyang hehe smiling, said: You have a look at my appearance again.” 秦方阳嘿嘿的笑了笑,道:“你再看看我的面相。” „!” “靠!” Zuo Xiaoduo was depressed, didn't your treat as the free work labor me?! 左小多郁闷了,您这不是把我当做免费劳动工了吧?! However the congealing eyebrow looks. 不过还是凝眉看去。 With previous time looks no change......, but also some really changes.” “与上次看的时候没什么变化……咦,还真有些变化。” Zuo Xiaoduo this time was truly surprised. 左小多这次可是真正惊讶了一下。 The matter that I experienced for these days somewhat is seemingly strange, how each person appearance of my side, does the life present the change of certain extent? 我这几天经历的事情貌似有些古怪啊,怎么我身边的每个人面相,命途都出现一定程度的改变呢? This should not! 这可不应该啊! ............ …………
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