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#88: The anger of Mu Yanyan 【Fourth sought the subscription!】


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This in the afternoon. 这一下午。 Long Yusheng and Wan Lixiu, Yu Moyan Li Changming in the fight that on Martial Dao Field plays with one's life, the resistance, compares notes, the cultivation base polish that oneself just promoted, becomes the oneself strength completely. 龙雨生万里秀,余莫言李长明都在武道场上玩命的战斗,对抗,切磋,将自己刚刚晋升的修为打磨,完全变成自己的力量。 Other students more diligent cultivation in classroom. 其他的学生则是在教室里更加勤奋的修炼 Has to learn from another's mistakes before, this class has six classmates to break through the Martial Master level, this present situation regarding the stimulation of other schoolmates, was really big! 有前车之鉴在前,本班已经有六个同班同学突破了武师层次,这个现状对于其他同学的刺激,实在是太大了! Therefore one after another cultivation gets up is red the eye. 所以一个个修炼起来都是红着眼睛的。 Alternative turned into Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong, one is many puzzled, likes to lecture to people ; The one breath discussed the entire afternoon. 以至于另类的就变成了左小多李成龙,一个是好多不解,一个是好为人师;一口气谈了整整一个下午。 For those almost on vacation from school, two talents compared notes one after next unilateral beating, sincerely after the meat, the Li Chenglong whole person was punched to be swollen, that plaintive simply to situation in the extreme. 一直到了差不多放学的时候,两人才切磋了一下下一顿单方面的拳打脚踢,拳拳到肉之后,李成龙整个人又被揍肿了,那份哀怨简直是到了无以复加的地步。 I dispel doubt to you, your he unexpectedly began immediately, honoring the teacher and respecting his teachings of reaching an agreement...... 我给你解惑完毕,你他么的居然就立即动手了,说好的尊师重道呢…… Reaching an agreement a teacher for a day, a father for life?! 说好的一日为师终生为父呢?! My lying down ground recognized instigated was not good, a foot was 40-50 tumblings, you special simply father, when the ball did kick? 我躺地上认怂了都不行,一脚就是40-50个翻滚,你特么干脆是在将老子当球踢呢? Li Chenglong therefore erupted angrily. 李成龙于是愤怒的爆发了。 Then was naturally punched immediately. 然后自然是立即又被揍了。 ...... …… When continuously is on vacation from school, Zuo Xiaoduo does not have, when summon of Li Changjiang, has to oneself walk finally. 一直等到放学,左小多也没有等到李长江的召见,最后不得不自己走了。 Walks on the road, the faint feeling pays attention to oneself seemingly many many ; Regardless where arrives, has one type gazed at to carefully examine the feeling. 走在路上,隐隐感觉注意自己的貌似多了不少;无论走到哪里,都有一种被人注视审视着的感觉。 Has the evil intention, harbors evil intentions, actually also many other...... 有恶意,有不怀好意,却也不乏其他的…… Zuo Xiaoduo arrives at a display window of store time, stopped to look in a mirror to look at carefully the oneself appearance specially good long while. 左小多走到一家商店的橱窗的时候,特意停下来照了照镜子端详了自己的面相好半天。 Un, If nothing else, is just like young fellow looks in view is really charming, straight eyebrows slanting upwards and outwards star, the nose such as suffers any hardship in order to achieve revenge, eye such as bright star, lip, if apply vermilion, the height is handsome, handsome like a jade tree natural tall and straight...... 恩,别的不说,俨如眼帘中的小伙子长得真是帅气,剑眉星目,鼻如悬胆,目如朗星,唇若涂朱,身长玉立,玉树临风潇洒挺拔…… Zuo Xiaoduo oneself looked to confuse, almost forgot the original intention of telling fortunes by physiognomy. 左小多自己都看迷了,几乎忘了看相的本意。 Was too graceful, how a person can lead this appearance, if not for knows at heart this is looks in a mirror, I can fall in love with inside this youngster, bent can also consider the consideration......” “太帅了,一个人怎么能帅成这个样子,若不是心里知道这是照镜子,我都能爱上里面这个少年了,弯了也是可以斟酌考虑的……” In the Zuo Xiaoduo heart sigh sighed. 左小多心中嗟叹不已。 Also does not know that in the future which small mother skin will have the good fortune, can find such charming, such good husband. 也不知道将来哪个小娘皮这么有福气,能找到这么帅气,这样好的老公啊。 I was really envy her, because I asked the wife definitely to be inferior to her husband well...... 我真是太羡慕她了,因为我找老婆肯定不如她的老公好…… Owed. 亏了亏了。 After narcissism some little time, somebody regards the oneself appearance from the angle view of telling fortunes by physiognomy, looks is satisfied, good, good. The Heavenly Court full lower jaw surrounding area, toward is being the emperor reveres, in rivers and lakes is the overlord ; Good good, where has any danger. 自恋好一会后,某人才从看相的角度观视自己面相,一看更是满意,不错,不错。天庭饱满地阁方圆,在朝就是帝王尊相,在江湖则是霸主相;不错不错,哪里有任何危险可言。 Then telephone on sound. 然后电话就响了。 Looks, is Zuo Xiaonian. 一看,是左小念 Yo, Niannian Cat...... 哟,念念猫啊…… Aha, is Niannian Cat, what matter asks this Sir Duoduo/many to have?” “啊哈哈,是念念猫啊,找本多多大人有啥事儿?” Zuo Xiaoduo also immerses in the narcissistic atmosphere, to connecting call also not soberly, comes, to speak freely unguardedly. 左小多还沉浸在自恋氛围中,到接通电话还没清醒,信口就来,畅所欲言。 Un?” Opposite Zuo Xiaonian immediately numerous snort/hum: May I ask Sir Duoduo/many, are you above tens of thousands meters upper air to wander about now? Otherwise can flutter this?” “嗯?”对面左小念顿时重重的哼了一声:“敢问多多大人一句,你现在是否身在几万米高空之上徜徉呢?要不然能飘成这样?” Under Zuo Xiaoduo hearing this quickly grasps the meaning of something immediately, all narcissism fluttered in an instant all beyond the highest heavens, turned into the pug dog pattern from acting with constraint of keeping aloof all of a sudden, is bending over to the telephone that a face flattered: Aiya, I said that whose sound is so of pleasant to hear, originally is my gentle attractive Heavenly Immortal same Elder Sister Niannian ; Ha, elder sister's your voice was really more and more charming...... really of pleasant to hear.” 左小多闻言之下顿时一个激灵,所有自恋刹那间尽数飘到了九霄云外,从高高在上的矜持一下子变成了哈巴狗模式,弯着腰低着头一脸谄媚的对着电话:“哎呀,我说谁的声音这么好听,原来是我温柔漂亮天仙一样的念念姐;哈哈哈,姐你的声音真是越来越迷人了……真好听。” Opposite, the Zuo Xiaonian air/Qi does not hit one: Few idle talk, two matters.” 对面,左小念气不打一处来:“少废话,两件事。” Elder sister you said, I act accordingly all! On under mountain of sword wok with cooking oil......” “姐您说,我无不照办!上刀山下油锅……” You went to war to go home not saying that how...... you fought? The air/Qi my master a night had not fallen asleep yesterday evening, today also lives a lot of sulks...... to threaten that must clean up the gateway!” Zuo Xiaonian said angrily. “你跟人干仗回家也不说……你怎么打的架?气得我师傅昨晚上一夜都没睡着,今天还生了一肚子闷气……扬言要清理门户呢!”左小念气鼓鼓道。 What?” Zuo Xiaoduo such as falls immediately utterly bewildered, perplexed, does not know how should respond, long time said: I have not seen Master Mu.” “啥?”左小多顿时如坠五里雾中,不明所以,不知该如何反应,半晌才道:“我也没看见穆师傅啊。” On your magical skill, but also wants to see my master?” “就你那点道行,还想看见我师傅?” The Zuo Xiaonian air/Qi does not hit one: My master endured more than for day not to bear finally, calls to scold me, what said that you taught sect absolute art to your younger brother might also as well but actually, but how you at least need to teach him to use? Dragon Gate Leg and Starry Sky Step well, how turned only trampled the move of crotch, was seen the way, whose face lost? Also wants what's the matter?” 左小念气不打一处来:“我师父忍了一天多终于没忍住,打电话来骂了我一顿,说什么,你将师门绝学传授给你弟弟倒也无妨,但你至少要教他怎么用的吧?好好的龙门腿星空步,怎么就变成了只踹裆的招法,被人看出了路数,丢谁的脸面?又要算怎么回事?” Zuo Xiaoduo: „......” 左小多:“嘎……” My master added, your younger brother cultivation base is now superficial, cannot enter the human eye to also say insufficient, but if will also do in the future, how could it not be my Kunlun Daoism reputation can be destroyed in a moment?” “我师父还说,你弟弟现在修为浅薄,入不了人眼也不足为道,但要是将来还这么干,我昆仑道门的名声岂不就要毁于一旦?” Zuo Xiaonian enraged repeats the Mu Yanyan words: If by some chance Kunlun Daoism will be notorious because of your Crotch Kicking Leg in the future, expels sect me still in next, punishing somebody is imperative, certainly heavy vertical.” 左小念气冲冲的复述穆嫣嫣的话:“万一昆仑道门将来因为你的踹裆腿而臭名远扬,把我逐出师门犹在其次,惩处某人势在必行,绝不轻纵。” On the Zuo Xiaoduo face the careful sweat braves. 左小多脸上细细的汗水冒出来。 How did Mu Yanyan know? Did she see? 穆嫣嫣咋知道了?她看到了? In the heart somewhat refuses to accept. 心中又有些不服。 Trampled the crotch? 踹裆咋了? Violates the law? 犯法啊? Without seeing so many people hits my oneself person, where fights also to stipulate me? That meeting where can also consider so many, is almost the life and death moment is good!? 没看到那么多人打我自己一个人么,打个架还要规定我打哪儿?那会哪里还能考量那么多,几乎就是生死关头好不好!? Zuo Xiaoduo manipulation. 左小多恩恩啊啊的应付。 In the heart decides. 心中打定主意。 This Mu Yanyan manages was too wide? 穆嫣嫣管的太宽了吧? Snort, I later must carry forward Crotch Kicking Leg, the name moves Star Soul! 哼,我以后一定要将踹裆腿发扬光大,名动星魂 The truth is about this appearance ; On that day Mu Yanyan went out the management, the upper air overlooks the ground, the unintentional inspection, then had no intention to see was stopped up in school entrance Zuo Xiaoduo. 事情的真相大致是这个样子的;那天穆嫣嫣出门办事,高空俯瞰地面,有意无意间的巡视,然后就无意看到了被堵在学校门口的左小多 Gives the devil his due, she impression to Zuo Xiaoduo is very good, Zuo Xiaoduo in her cognition, is clever and sensible looks is pretty, the mouth will come the matter sweetly specially ; Such child, liking that also who can not be from the heart?! 平心而论,她对左小多的印象是真的很不错,在她认知中的左小多,又乖巧又懂事长得还俊秀,嘴巴甜特别会来事儿;这样的孩子,又有谁能不发自内心的喜欢呢?! Saw the oneself intimate later generation was stopped up, naturally wants to intend to help. 一看到自己的贴心后辈被堵了,自然就想要出手帮忙。 But has not waited for her to act, saw impressively Zuo Xiaoduo proficiently launched Kunlun Daoism looking after the house absolute art! 但还没等她出手呢,赫然看到了左小多熟练地展开了昆仑道门的看家绝学 Star Picking Palm! 摘星掌 Dragon Gate Leg! 龙门腿 Starry Sky Step! 星空步 These three sets of times show skillfully in the Zuo Xiaoduo hand, have been in the situation of dominating. 这三套功夫在左小多手中展现得纯熟至极,几已到熟极而流的地步。 As the personal guidance, drilled Zuo Xiaoduo Mu Yanyan to be glad, this child studies seriously well, particularly is not difficult to see, in these days of distinction, made many painstaking efforts, does not see near the hostile war crampedly, performs the essence of three sets of martial arts to visit obviously, has the pleasant feeling. 作为曾经亲自指导,操练过左小多穆嫣嫣倍感欣慰,这孩子当真学得不错,尤其是不难看出,分别的这几天里,又下了不少苦功了,临敌对战丝毫不见局促,尽显三套武功之精诣,颇有赏心悦目之感。 But pleasant a half minute, the Mu Yanyan expression has not transferred dumbfoundedly, is at a loss for words! 但赏心悦目没半分钟,穆嫣嫣的表情转为目瞪口呆,张口结舌! Starry Sky Step that because wonderful measures not, Dragon Gate Leg Star Picking Palm...... 因为神妙莫测的星空步,还有龙门腿摘星掌…… Incurs the move to rush to the next three groups, these subtle spots attack by surprise to go! 招招都是奔着下三路,那些个微妙部位攻袭而去! ! 一个! two! 两个 Three! 三个! Four...... 四个…… Mu Yanyan looked at the scene ignorant, then the air/Qi fainted at the scene...... is almost air/Qi dizzy! 穆嫣嫣当场看懵了,然后就是当场气晕……差点气晕! After all in her opinion, really has too many opportunities, Zuo Xiaoduo does not castrate that foot completely, so long as slightly changes, can such as fall on the throat, back of the head, eye, dantian wait/etc critical part......, but he is missing entirely, even does not hesitate to increase the difficulty, must call toward pants crotch! 毕竟在她看来,实在有太多太多的机会,左小多去势未尽的那一脚,只要稍稍变向,就可以诸如落在咽喉、后脑、眼睛、丹田等等的要害部位……但他就是统统的错过,甚至不惜加大难度,也要向着裤裆里招呼! Moreover that stance is getting more and more skillful, more and more repertoire. 而且那架势越来越纯熟,越来越套路化。 As if...... he did not have other goal except for the pants crotch! 似乎除了裤裆……他就没有别的目标了! Solemn Dragon Gate Leg...... Star Picking Palm, uses? 堂堂的龙门腿……摘星掌,是这么用的吗? Are my Kunlun Daoism these three big unique skills, used to trample the move of crotch can it be that? 昆仑道门的这三大绝技,岂是用来踹裆的招法? After Mu Yanyan goes back, was mad half the night , after considering half the night, wants to pass, later rare Zuo Xiaoduo, whats the eyes don't see the heart isn't troubled about, but to this afternoon felt suddenly matter is not right. 穆嫣嫣回去之后,足足生了半宿的气,又思量了后半宿,本想就这么过去了,以后少见左小多,眼不见心不烦,但到了今天下午突然感觉事情的不对劲。 The progress of that Zuo Xiaoduo is really quick, exceptionally diligent. 左小多的进步实在是太快,又异常的勤奋。 By his current promotion speed estimate, only feared that quick can climb up the boundary of Embryonic Breathing...... 就以他当前的晋升速度估量,只怕很快就能攀上了胎息之境…… When the time comes the activities may be bigger! 到时候活动范围可就更大了! Really by that time, his opponent will also naturally also increase ; When the time comes if using Crotch Kicking Leg, not, Dragon Gate Leg...... by knowing the business looks in in the eye, Kunlun Daoism will want is not disgraced is a very difficult matter. 真到那时候,他的对手自然也会随之增多;到时候若还是这么用踹裆腿,哦不,龙门腿……被懂行的看在眼内,昆仑道门想要不颜面扫地都将是一件很困难的事情了。 If Zuo Xiaoduo prominence, perhaps at that time Kunlun Daoism will be called Crotch Kicking Faction, Crotch Kicking Sect...... this is completely possible. 若是左小多声名鹊起,那时候昆仑道门恐怕会被称为踹裆派,踢裆门……这都是完全可能的。 That did Kunlun Daoism also live?! 昆仑道门还活不活了?! Read and this, hurried to give Zuo Xiaonian to telephone, gives scolding: „...... Manages your younger brother!” 一念及此,赶紧给左小念打了个电话,痛骂一顿:“……管管你弟弟!” ...... …… Is listening to telephone opposite Zuo Xiaonian right in the face one scolded, Zuo Xiaoduo was timid, takes an oath later corrects, in the heart only had the indignation is not uneven actually. 听着电话对面左小念劈头盖脸的一顿骂,左小多唯唯诺诺,赌咒发誓以后改正,实则心中唯有愤慨不平。 That old woman complains about me unexpectedly! 那老女人居然告我的状! Really was too excessive! 实在是太过分了! After me, cultivation base enough high time, must hit her one is not possible! 等我以后修为足够高的时候,一定要打她一顿不可! Hits of her being able to get down bed! 打得她下不来床的那种! cough cough coughs...... Elder Sister Niannian, didn't you say two matters?” 咳咳咳……念念姐,您不是说两件事么?” Zuo Xiaoduo hurries to change the topic: What is another matter?” 左小多赶紧岔开话题道:“另一件事是啥呢?” „The second matter...... Meng Chenyu said, his elder brother asks me to eat meal tonight, decides in Magnificent Heaven.” “第二件事……梦沉鱼说,他哥今晚请我吃饭,定在辉煌天。” Zuo Xiaonian sighed: „Can't you go?” 左小念叹口气:“你去不去?” I go, naturally must go, must go, must go!” Zuo Xiaoduo came the spirit immediately, one after another requesting a combat assignment. “我去,当然要去,必须要去,非去不可!”左小多立即来了精神,接二连三的请战。 This suddenly, Zuo Xiaoduo has high morale, from top to bottom was full of one type soon the frigid imposing manner in decisive battle battlefield, prolonged! 这一刹那间,左小多斗志昂扬,浑身上下都充满了一种即将决战沙场的惨烈气势,经久不息! I must have a look but actually, what any cat flatter dog wants to be my brother-in-law unexpectedly! 我倒要看看,什么阿猫阿狗居然想要做我姐夫! Especially! Wishful thinking! 特么的!痴心妄想! Crack a joke! 开玩笑! Between the father and Elder Sister Niannian do not have the blood relationship! 老子跟念念姐之间可是没有血缘关系的! The father cannot cultivation unable to think that before that some do not have, but can the father cultivation, unable to think now? 老子之前不能修炼不敢想那有的没的,但是现在老子能修炼了,难道也不敢想了? How can not think?! 怎么会不想?! Really is really the joke! 真真是笑话! My parents raise personally, I look at small cabbage that is little long! 我爸妈亲自养大,我看着一点点长起来的小白菜 Unexpectedly was coveted! 居然被人觊觎! May endure what else cannot be tolerated! 是可忍孰不可忍! Provoked anger Master Zuo, in the evening went back to push! 惹急了左爷,晚上回去就推了! This is Jupiter head breaking ground, the Old Hu/tiger mouth pulls a tooth simply, under the dragon claw snatches the buried treasure, the Master Zuo bosom snatches the woman! 这简直就是太岁头上动土,老虎嘴里拔牙,龙爪子下面抢宝藏,左大爷怀里抢女人! To ask one, who special dares?! 就想问一句,谁特么敢?! Somebody is sending at heart made an all-out effort good long while, most impulsive that will press eventually. 某人在心里发了好半天狠劲,终究还是将最冲动的那点按了下去。 Master Zuo now the strength is bad, temporarily cannot be victorious this tigress, if attempts to expose, losing face that is the minor matter, taking a beating is actually ready proper. 左爷现在实力还不济,暂时打不过这母老虎,万一企图暴露,丢脸那还是小事,挨揍却是妥妥的。 Master Zuo does not want to take a beating! 左爷不想挨揍! Now what Master Zuo must do is careless! 左爷现在要做的是苟着! Naturally must defend my family's cabbage! 当然还要守着我家的白菜 ............ …………
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