UPOH :: Volume #1

#69: Bang!


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On face of this Uncle Nan muscle true twitched. 这次南叔叔的脸上肌肉是真正的抽搐起来了。 Also insufficient? 一个还不够? Is this plan also takes a gift for his elder sister?! 这是打算替他姐姐也要一件礼物?! „One side rolls!” “滚一边去!” Zuo Changlu shouted angrily: Your this boy is so how innocent, like your Uncle Nan such parsimonious person, can give you a small throwing knife is rare natural one time, how do you also want to drop?! One side hurries to sit honestly!” 左长路怒喝:“你这小子咋这么不懂事呢,像你南叔叔这么吝啬的人,能给你一口小飞刀已经是难得的大方一次,你还想怎么滴?!赶紧一边老实坐着去!” How did this saying say? 这话怎么说的? A Uncle Nan face twisted, turns the head the depressed say/way: Elder Brother Zuo...... my even throwing knife delivered, was this parsimonious?” 南叔叔一张脸都扭曲了起来,转头郁闷至极的道:“左哥……我可是连飞刀都送出去了,这还吝啬啊?” And other evenings went home to eat meal, your older sister naturally can see your Uncle Nan, what words has her oneself not to say? Drew back 10,000 steps saying that your Uncle Nan saw your older sister, he as solid elder, but can also no express? Will be only better than your small broken blade!” “等晚上回家吃饭,你姐姐自然会见到你南叔叔,有什么话她自己不会说?退一万步说,你南叔叔看到你姐姐,他作为实在长辈,还能没有什么表示?只会比你那小破刀更好!” The Zuo Changlu air/Qi does not hit one teaches the son fiercely: You think that loves dearly your older sister on you?” 左长路气不打一处来的猛训儿子:“你以为就你心疼你姐啊?” Small broken blade? 小破刀? Good? 更好? Uncle Nan stood restlessly, muttered: I hurry back at the same night......” 南叔叔坐立不安的站了起来,喃喃道:“我还是连夜赶回去吧……” Does not go back, really suspected that the underpants must stay behind, has not heard oneself Dragon Blood Throwing Knife to degenerate the small broken blade...... 再不回去,真的怀疑裤衩都要被留下了,没听到自己龙血飞刀都堕落成小破刀了么…… What goes back to go back? You came far away, I can also , no matter your food?” “回去什么回去?你大老远来了,我还能不管你顿饭?” Zuo Changlu stares, said: „Do you look down upon my Zuo Changlu? Shuts out me to entertain your plain food, being hard entrance?” 左长路一瞪眼,道:“难道你看不起我左长路?还是嫌弃我招待你粗茶淡饭,难以入口?” Uncle Nan sitting down embarrasedly, wipes away sweat, mutters: I really do not look down upon you...... I purely am because thought highly of you......” 南叔叔讪讪的坐下,擦把汗,喃喃道:“我真不是看不起你……我纯粹是因为太看得起你了……” In the Zuo Xiaoduo heart is more assured. 左小多心中更加笃定。 This Uncle Nan, is absolutely great with the friendship of oneself! 这位南叔叔,与自己家的交情绝对不浅! So many years, since Zuo Xiaoduo records the matter one, has not seen oneself to come the traveler person! But this Uncle Nan came, unexpectedly can go home to eat meal by the Zuo Changlu invitation, this relates not the general degree, as you might guess. 这么多年了,自从左小多记事儿一来,就从来没见过自己家来过客人!而这位南叔叔来了,居然能被左长路邀请回家吃饭,这关系不一般的程度,可以想见。 Until looks at this Uncle Nan again time, Zuo Xiaoduo also has other issues to brave at heart. 及至再看这南叔叔的时候,左小多心里不禁又有其他的问题冒出来。 Has asked Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting many time issues. 一个早已经问过左长路吴雨婷很多次的问题。 I have the father, has mother. 我有爸爸,有妈妈。 But my grandparent? My grandfather grandmother? 可是我爷爷奶奶呢?我外公外婆呢? Difficult to be inadequate my parents to jump from the stone? How to have listened not to see longer generation of anybody? 难不成我爸妈都是从石头里蹦出来的?怎么就从来没有听过更从来没有见过更长一辈的任何人呢? The curtain raises, an explorer stick extended, toot toot knocked two on the ground, immediately seems like at least 70-80 years old, white-haired blind person, tries to find out walked. 门帘一掀,一条探路杖伸了进来,在地上嘟嘟的敲了两下,随即一个看起来起码70-80岁,满头白发的瞎子,一路摸摸索索的走了进来。 Boss Zuo in?” The trembling sound resounds spookily. 左老板在吗?”颤巍巍的声音幽幽响起。 „In.” Zuo Changlu saw the customer, went forward to call: Aiya, Old Hong, your eye is not convenient, must come not to telephone ahead of time, I am good Yingying you.” “在呢在呢。”左长路见来了客户,就上前招呼:“哎呀,老洪啊,你这眼睛不方便,要来怎么也不提前打个电话呢,我好去迎迎你啊。” Here, Zuo Xiaoduo stole a glance sized up this Uncle Nan appearance. 借此机会,左小多偷眼打量了一下这位南叔叔的面相。 Un, since relates such near, I must have a look. 恩,既然关系这么近,我得看看。 Under this looks, the surprise under Zuo Xiaoduo heart were also more several points. 这一看之下,左小多心下的诧异又更多了几分。 The graciousness...... this Uncle Nan appearance, unexpectedly is the appearance of standard riches and honor idler, the person of this appearance lord the entire life going smoothly no worries, not gets sick without the disaster entire life, has children and grandchildren all around, which smooth, has not worried about of matter completely...... 恩……这位南叔叔的面相,竟是标准的富贵闲人的面相,这种面相之人主生平顺遂无忧,一生无病无灾,儿孙满堂,哪哪都顺利,完全没有操心事儿的那种…… Rare, the looks such ominous person, has like this good appearance unexpectedly. 难得啊,长得这么凶的人,居然有这样的好面相。 This should be the like attracts like birds of a feather flock together. My parents couple are this appearance, this is a strange, unexpectedly today the Uncle Nan, unexpectedly is also this appearance......” “这该算是人以群分物以类聚么。我爸妈夫妻俩都是这种面相,这已经是一奇,不意今天来的这位南叔叔,竟然也是这种面相……” In the Zuo Xiaoduo heart sighed, the life is variable, even if the great person who the power leans the world or reaches to the Martial Dao peak big expert, still unavoidably had this and that worry, but such as the person of parents Uncle Nan this appearance, is rarely rarest, compared with it that anything emperor imperial edict, Son of Heaven also wants to be rare. 左小多心中不禁感叹,人生无常,纵使是权倾天下的大人物或者臻至武道顶峰的大高手,仍旧难免有这样那样的烦恼,而如爸妈南叔叔这种面相的人,才是最难得最罕有的,比之那什么帝王命,天子相还要难得一见。 He was sighing, Uncle Nan has turned away, is somewhat curious: Small accidental/surprised, you look my face does do, likes me very much?” 他正自感叹,南叔叔已经转过脸来,有些好奇:“小意外,你一个劲的看着我的脸干什么,很喜欢我么?” Uncle Nan, please call me Xiaoduo.” Zuo Xiaoduo serious say/way. 南叔叔,请叫我小多。”左小多郑重道。 Good, Little Unnecessary, you looked that my face does do, likes me?” “好的,小多余,你看我脸干什么,是不是喜欢我?” „......” “……” Zuo Xiaoduo shows the whites of the eyes. 左小多翻了个白眼。 Uncle Nan, I have stared at you to look that is because I will look at the appearance, I looked at your appearance a moment ago, is startled truly, you are like my parents, is the person of good luck!” Zuo Xiaoduo said. 南叔叔,我一直盯着你看是因为我会看面相,我刚才看您的面相,真正惊着了,您跟我爸妈一样,都是好命之人啊!”左小多道。 These words come out. 这句话一出来。 Uncle Nan hearing this gawked, but another side with old blind person that Zuo Changlu spoke, from turning head, turned white eyes to look toward here. 南叔叔闻言愣了一下,而另一边正在与左长路说话的老瞎子,也自扭头,翻着白果眼往这边看了看。 Uncle Nan is somewhat curious: You will really tell fortunes by physiognomy, boasted your father mother?” 南叔叔有些好奇:“你是真的会看相,还是藉此吹嘘一下你爸妈?” This also is really not the boast, you are very rare with my parents' appearance, compared with that anything Son of Heaven, the emperor imperial edict stronger!” “这个还真不是吹嘘,您跟我爸妈的面相很是罕见,比那什么天子相,帝王命都要强!” Yes? You hurry to give me to have a look, I such good life, when can get rich, I on hand was was really not recently ample, could not give......” that Uncle Nan more and more not to believe the Zuo Xiaoduo nonsense to the gift continually obviously. “是嘛?那你赶紧给我看看,我这么好的命,啥时候能发大财,我最近手头是真不宽裕,连给点礼物都给不起……”那南叔叔显然越来越不相信左小多的鬼话了。 Zuo Xiaoduo forced smile: Uncle Nan, your may press me, you now are the life winner, the guest of peak, if you did not have plenty of money, that others had no way to live simply.” 左小多苦笑:“南叔叔,您这可难为我了,您现在就已经是人生赢家,顶峰之客,如果您还手头不宽裕的话,那其他人简直就都没法活了。” Uncle Nan laughs. 南叔叔哈哈大笑。 Here is cracking a joke, that side Zuo Changlu with the old blind person speech. 这边在开玩笑,那边的左长路在和老瞎子说话。 Old Hong, later calls me, I send people to give you to deliver. For a long time has not known that which you live.” 老洪,以后打电话给我,我派人给你送过去。这么久还不知道你住哪呢。” Doesn't use.” Old blind person is coughing, said: Recently, this Phoenix City was not peaceful, do not run all over the place. In any case your shop here, cannot escape.” “不用不用。”老瞎子咳嗽着,道:“最近啊,这凤凰城不大太平,还是别乱跑了。反正你店在这里,也跑不了。” Yes, recently was more and more chaotic......” the Zuo Changlu sigh. “是啊,最近是越来越乱了……”左长路感叹。 Un, Boss Zuo, said that but actually also really has a matter, when the time comes must trouble you.” Blind Man Hong said. “恩,左老板,说起来倒还真有件事情,到时候要麻烦你。”洪瞎子道。 You said that was good.” “你说就好了。” Several days later, my house there expired, without the place lives, how when the time comes lives in your for several days?” Blind Man Hong requested. “过几天,我房子那里到期了,没地方住,到时候在你这住几天怎么样?”洪瞎子请求道。 In here? In my shop?” “在我这里?我店里?” Yes.” “是啊是啊。” Why is here?” Zuo Changlu gawked. “为啥是我这里啊?”左长路楞了一下。 Your here is safe.” Blind Man Hong is turning white eyes. “你这儿安全啊。”洪瞎子翻着白果眼 Also ok.” Zuo Changlu is very refreshed: When do you move?” “也行吧。”左长路挺爽快:“那你啥时候搬过来?” Has less than two months again...... or two months. I stay for 78 days in your on the line.” Blind Man Hong is trembling: Yeah, the person, old did not have the son not to have the female attendance, is quite unendurable.” “再有不到俩月……或者俩月整。我就在你这住七八天就行。”洪瞎子颤巍巍的:“哎,人啊,年纪大了没儿没女照顾,好难熬。” Ha, you are all right to come to accompany me to chat.” Zuo Changlu is making fun. “哈哈哈,你没事可以过来陪我唠唠嗑么。”左长路打着哈哈。 „Did that decide?” “那就这么定了?” Ok, decided.” “行,定了。” Dealt with old blind person, old blind person carried one bag of Star Soul Jade, the footsteps limp is walking. 应付完了老瞎子,老瞎子拎着一袋星魂玉,脚步蹒跚的走了。 Zuo Xiaoduo looks at the old blind person back, felt faintly some are not comfortable, mutter: Was so old, walked could not take a walk, was blind person, how dares to carry so many Star Soul Jade to start off, did not fear that was taken by force?” 左小多看着老瞎子的背影,隐隐感觉有些不大舒服,喃喃道:“这么老了,走都走不动了,还是个瞎子,怎么敢拎着这么多星魂玉上路,都不怕被打劫么?” Zuo Changlu smiles, did not speak. 左长路笑了笑,并不说话。 Is Uncle Nan said on the contrary: „Everyone has the way of living of person, has the road ahead, perhaps...... do others have the bodyguard to wait in out?” 反倒是南叔叔道:“每个人都有个人的活法,自有前路,没准……人家在门外有保镖等着呢?” Then at this time, the Zuo Xiaoduo cell phone a vibration, was actually the Liu Jiansheng information sends suddenly. 便在这时候,左小多的手机蓦然一阵震动,却是刘剑声的信息发过来了。 When Zuo Xiaoduo pulls out the cell phone to be just about to look, suddenly...... 左小多掏出手机正要看之际,突然间…… Bang! 轰! Outside, distant place, a fierce explosion loudly sound! 外面,远方,一声剧烈的爆炸轰然响动! This sonic boom when towering, the loudness is greater, is deafening, the entire ground is not steady. 这声爆来的突兀,声量更巨,震耳欲聋之余,整个地面都为之不稳。 Zuo Xiaoduo only feels the ear buzz ; Throws the cell phone conveniently, first rushed to the entrance position. 左小多只感觉耳朵嗡的一声;将手机随手一扔,第一时间就冲到了门口位置。 Uncle Nan and Zuo Changlu look one, follows to walk toward the entrance. 南叔叔左长路对望一眼,也都是跟着往门口走去。 Immediately, direction that the explosion sound transmits, a long and loud cry but air-splitting to: Where evildoer! Comes out a war!” 随即,爆炸声响传来的方向,一声长啸破空而至:“何方贼子!出来一战!” On Zuo Xiaoduo face color of play being startled: That is...... the Teacher Qin sound!” 左小多脸上吃惊之色更剧:“那是……秦老师的声音!” Follows the turning the head access road/simply said: Father, you and Uncle Nan stays in the shop do not move, do not move.” 跟着转头便道:“爸,您和南叔叔呆在店里不要动,千万不要动。” Finishes barely the words, an arrow step has gone out, more convenient closed the door also fell the lock ; Directly locked Zuo Changlu and Uncle Nan in inside. 话音未落,已然一个箭步出了门,更顺手将店门关上还落了锁;直接将左长路南叔叔锁在了里面。 Should better to the behind reception room that side, hides.” Had shouted again after a throat, Zuo Xiaoduo turns toward the distant place to rush over. “最好到后面会客厅那边去,藏起来。”再喊过一嗓子后,左小多才向着远方冲了过去。 In shop. 店里。 Ray all of a sudden dark. 光线一下子暗了下来。 Uncle Nan somewhat lost looks at the entrance direction, said spookily: Elder Brother Zuo, your son, good of sincerity, I somewhat envied the envy finally!” 南叔叔有些出神的看着门口方向,幽幽道:“左哥,你这儿子,真心的不错,我终于有些羡慕嫉妒了!” Zuo Changlu forced smile: Also is this looks also well, if mischievous, a day wishes one could to hit his eight!” 左长路苦笑:“也就是这会看着还不错,要是调皮起来,一天恨不得打他八遍!” Slick slightly some, but this filial piety, is actually rarest!” “油滑稍有些,但是这份孝心,却是最为难得的!” Uncle Nan lost say/way: Does not give up your the second half point strength of becoming the father...... such son, really enviable envy!” 南叔叔出神的道:“根本舍不得你这个当爸爸的下半点力气……这样的儿子,真的让人羡慕嫉妒!” Exploded a moment ago, he first responded that rushes to the entrance...... is not feared what fragment and so on leaks......” “刚才爆炸,他第一时间反应过来冲到门口……不就是怕有什么碎片之类的漏进来么……” Really good, really good.” “真好,真好啊。” Uncle Nan sighed: If the accident/surprise can have such a child, I also want an accident/surprise.” 南叔叔叹口气道:“若是意外能有这么一个孩子,我也想有个意外。” Zuo Changlu light smiling of: You feared that does not know raises such a little thing to need to use many efforts, was on owed him simply for a lifetime.” 左长路淡淡的笑了笑:“你怕是不知道养这么一个小东西需要费多少劲儿啊,简直是上一辈子欠了他的啊。” Uncle Nan squint: I am listening, your may not seem like the complaint, is swollen-headed......” 南叔叔斜眼:“我听着,你这可不像是抱怨,是得瑟啊……” Uncle Nan bends the waist, picked the ground Zuo Xiaoduo cell phone. 南叔叔弯腰,将地上左小多的手机捡了起来。 Just sent in an information, the screen is also shining. 刚发来一条信息,屏幕还亮着。 Very conspicuous. 很显眼。 Blocks the way to kidnap your, was local Azure Dragon Gang several people, the reason is you hit first class Zheng Deyi. But Zheng Deyi, is the Azure Dragon Gang boss Zheng Daqian son. According to the arrangement of Zheng Deyi, plans to want your two legs.” “拦路想要劫持你的,是本地青龙帮的几个人,原因是你打了一班郑德义。而郑德义,是青龙帮老大郑大前的儿子。按照郑德义的安排,打算要你两条腿。” News that full beard Liu Jiansheng sends. 正是络腮胡子刘剑声发来的消息。 Uncle Nan looking pensive. 南叔叔若有所思。 Azure Dragon Gang? 青龙帮 Zheng Daqian? 郑大前 Two legs? 两条腿? ...... 啧啧啧…… This special...... this name is good, the fathers give such good name embarrassedly. 这特么的……这名字不错啊,老子都没好意思取这么好的名字。 Now saw that this name felt opposes with the father. 现在看到这名字感觉是跟老子作对似的啊。 Are the important person two legs, how so often flamboyant? 动不动就要人两条腿,咋这么牛逼呢? Uncle Nan looked at Zuo Changlu one, maintaining composure the hand mechanism/organization the screen, gave Zuo Changlu: Your that Little Unnecessary cell phone.” 南叔叔看了左长路一眼,不动声色的就将手机关了屏,递给了左长路:“你那小多余的手机。” ............ …………
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