UPOH :: Volume #1

#237: Your oneself takes off/escapes 【Second!】


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Qin Fangyang!” 秦方阳!” Luo Lie clenches jaws: Father this has seen countless person acting cool for a lifetime, has seen countless person cocky, but never has one, can like your cocky is so inexpensive, father cannot be victorious you, now kills your Acting Cool King absolutely!” 罗烈咬牙切齿:“老子这一辈子见过无数人装逼,也见过无数人嘚瑟,但是从来没有一个,能像你嘚瑟的这么贱的,要不是老子打不过你,现在绝对打死你个逼王!” Old Luo this meeting really must be mad spits blood. 老罗这会是真的要气得吐血。 Such student, as long as can train one, that can become the showing off capital of this whole life, the precipice enough blows for a lifetime! 这样的学生,但凡能够调教出来一个,那都能成为这辈子的炫耀资本,绝壁够吹一辈子的! His Qin Fangyang teaches six one time, one also possibly is the continent rare book, a scorpion cake first that type. 秦方阳一次性教出来六个,其中一个还可能是大陆孤本,蝎子粑粑头一份那种。 Unexpectedly must install such indifferently. 居然还要装得这么淡然。 What isn't this Acting Cool King is? 这不是逼王是什么? Unexpectedly also...... also this? 居然还……也就这样了? Old thing!” “老东西!” Luo Lie felt that oneself envied the envy somewhat to hate to twist, looked at Qin Fangyang again, really thought how to see is not how pleasing to the eyes. 罗烈感觉自己羡慕嫉妒恨得已经有些扭曲了,再看秦方阳,真觉得怎么看怎么都不顺眼起来。 Old Luo, this matter, but must depend on an affinity, by the fate, you refuels!” 老罗,这种事,还得靠点缘法,靠点运道,你加油吧!” Qin Fangyang racket shoulder of Luo Lie: I believe you, under your guidance, such talent like mushroom growth, continuously, continuous.” 秦方阳拍拍罗烈的肩膀:“我相信你,在你的教导之下,这样的天才将如雨后春笋,源源不断,络绎不绝。” You do not know, taught Zuo Xiaoduo such student, is troublesome, is tired! Anytime and anywhere, must guard against his type suddenly, like nerve common inexpensive air/Qi......” “你是不知道,教导左小多这样的学生,有多么伤脑筋,有多么累!随时随地,都要防着他那种突如其来的,如同神经一般的贱气……” Qin Fangyang exhibits the appearance that past events find it unbearable to recall, disappointed sigh: Tired!” 秦方阳摆出一副往事不堪回首的样子,怅然叹息:“累啊!” Luo Lie despises extreme reveals him: You install, you continue to install, I must be have such student, even is more tired than ten times you, I still want.” 罗烈鄙夷万状的揭穿他:“你装,你继续装,我要能有这么个学生,就算比你再累十倍,我也愿意。” Un, yes, said is reasonable. Therefore regardless of other Zuo Xiaoduo that several, cannot give your.” “嗯,是啊,说得有道理。所以无论左小多还是其他那几个,都是不能让给你的。” Qin Fangyang racket Luo Lie shoulder: Old Luo, did not want greedyly, greedy was also white/in vain greedy.” 秦方阳拍拍罗烈肩膀:“老罗,就不要眼馋了,眼馋也是白眼馋的。” Luo Lie for it illness brought on by the obstruction of flow of vital energy: Who...... who was greedy?” 罗烈为之气结:“谁……谁眼馋了?” More wants more to feel not at ease, angrily rebukes a sound said: Your students walked, haven't you rolled, stay here to do?” 越想越觉得气不顺,怒斥一声道:“你的学生们都走了,你还不滚,留在这里干嘛?” Qin Fangyang smiles: My this is elucidating you......” 秦方阳笑了笑:“我这吧是在开解你么……” father has no need for you elucidating!” “老子用不着你开解!” I feared that you envy......” “我怕你嫉妒……” Father does not envy!” “老子不嫉妒!” Today's matter who says the bastard outward.” “今天的事谁往外说王八蛋的啊。” Who said whose bastard!” “谁说谁王八蛋!” Un, that settled.” Qin Fangyang waves: Walks!” “嗯,那就这么说定了。”秦方阳挥挥手:“走了走了!” Looks at Qin Fangyang to be increasingly estranged, Luo Lie cannot bear spit a saliva, muttered: Knows that your old bastard did not feel relieved, must dig a pit to me in last...... works as the father fool. Such big matter, will I say outward? The father is the sincerity is that several children is also good!” 看着秦方阳渐行渐远,罗烈忍不住啐口唾沫,喃喃道:“就知道你这老混蛋不放心,就在最后一句还要给我挖个坑……当老子傻逼呢。这么大的事,我怎么会往外说?老子也是真心为那几个孩子好!” Your Qin Fangyang, rather looked down on the person.” “你秦方阳,未免太小瞧人了。” ...... …… In the morning. 这天上午。 Zuo Xiaoduo and the others still sweated profusely in Gravity Room. 左小多等人仍旧在重力室挥汗如雨。 But in Phoenix City, even the heavy pressure such as immediately, Star Shield Bureau such as the sharp sword hangs, actually still presented a scene of unprecedented jubilation ; Especially in the network, is similar to boils general! 而在凤凰城,即便是重压如当下,星盾局如利剑高悬,却仍然呈现出一片空前的欢腾;尤其是网络上,更是如同开了锅一般! The reason does not have him, yesterday evening, Gu Luoyan has arrived only had several hundred li (0.5 km) Antai City from Phoenix City! 原因无他,就在昨天晚上,孤落雁已经来到了距离凤凰城只有数百里的安泰城 Gu Luoyan will hold the tour concert in Antai City as scheduled. 孤落雁将如期在安泰城举行巡回演唱会。 But today, is the Gu Luoyan concert's first day. 而今天,正是孤落雁演唱会第一场的正日子。 Gu Luoyan is very short in the time of Antai City stay, altogether has three days! 孤落雁安泰城逗留的时间很短暂,一共就只得三天! Many Gu Luoyan fans, enthusiastically are discussing, conditional starts to call people friends readily directly, overtakes toward Antai City that side. 很多孤落雁的歌迷,都在热烈的讨论着,有条件的更是直接开始呼朋唤友,往安泰城那边赶过去。 Zuo Changlu and Wu Tiejiang look that the people of avenue were discussing, is eager, simultaneously is confused, puzzled. 左长路吴铁江看着满大街的人都在讨论,神情热切,不禁齐齐一头雾水,大惑不解。 When...... singing...... was so hot?” “啥时候……一个唱歌的……这么热了?” The Wu Tiejiang carrot same finger is scratching the head, is very puzzled. 吴铁江胡萝卜一样的手指头挠着头,很是困惑。 Your this saying do not let Little Nan hear, but Nan Xiaoxiong the fan of this girl......” Zuo Changlu smiles. “你这话可别让小南听见,南小熊可是这丫头的歌迷……”左长路嘿嘿一笑。 Nan Xiaoxiong that fellow also is really to never revere, does not think that oneself how old?” 南小熊那家伙还真是为老不尊,也不想自己多大岁数了?” Wu Tiejiang snorts contemptuously. 吴铁江嗤之以鼻。 Zuo Changlu snort/hum, said: If I have not guessed that wrong...... Gu Luoyan this goal, is not Antai City.” 左长路哼了一声,道:“若是我没猜错……孤落雁这一趟的目的,绝不是安泰城。” Un?” “嗯?” Absolutely is Phoenix City!” “绝对是凤凰城!” Zuo Changlu is showing the whites of the eyes. 左长路翻着白眼。 Tiejiang, we make a bet, if this girl does not come Phoenix City, I am the little brother to you henceforth! If she came, you lose to my thing, how?” 铁江,咱俩打个赌吧,这丫头要是不来凤凰城,我从此给你做小弟!她要是来了,你就输给我一件东西,如何?” Zuo Changlu remembered anything suddenly, has the interest invitation gambling house very much. 左长路似是突然想起了什么,很有兴致的邀约赌局。 Wu Tiejiang shows the whites of the eyes: Big shot, what thing you had a liking for my to speak frankly, can don't the matter that came the repertoire I...... not to grasp, will you make a bet?” 吴铁江翻个白眼:“大佬,您又看上我啥东西直说好了,能不能别来套路我了……没把握的事情,您会跟人打赌?” Zuo Changlu is angrily disgruntled: „Am I that person?” 左长路怫然不悦:“我是那种人嘛?” I thought that you can, remove again self-confidently.” “我觉得您可以再自信点,把嘛去掉。” Wu Tiejiang is showing the whites of the eyes: Because in the past our people were caught by Raging Fire, you act to make a bet with Raging Fire Great Shaman, declaration of beautiful mouth, so long as lost gave others Sun and Moon Pass, you won did not want other, took a person.” 吴铁江翻着白眼:“当年因为咱们的人被烈火抓了,你出面跟烈火大巫打赌,红口白牙的宣称,只要输了就把日月关让给人家,你赢了也不要别的,就要一个人。” Result that idiot fool bet with you, then did not appear after that by your pit directly, this many years, Raging Fire that person can become such...... I also to dare with you to bet by your pit, that is oneself looks for trouble to oneself, looks depressed!” “结果那二货傻逼似的跟你赌了,然后就被你坑得从那之后直接不出现了,这都多少年了,烈火那种人都能被你坑成那样……我还敢跟你赌,那就是自己自己找不自在,找郁闷!” Zuo Changlu feels the nose saying: Your this saying said that where I think that Raging Fire wants not to comply unexpectedly......” 左长路摸着鼻子道:“你这话说的,我哪想到烈火居然想都不想就答应了……” Wu Tiejiang: You may knock it off, you dare saying that time made a bet is not you have designed?” 吴铁江:“你可拉倒吧,你敢说那次打赌不是你早就设计好的?” That is designs certainly, how doesn't design to be good the line?” “那是当然设计好的,不设计好怎么行?” Zuo Changlu stares saying: 10,000% assurances, can't I work as the gambling stake Sun and Moon Pass? You crack a joke.” 左长路瞪眼道:“没有百分之一万的把握,我还能将日月关当赌注?你开什么玩笑。” But Raging Fire got up your wickedness to work as, even also thought to profit, that gave him beautiful......” “但烈火就这么上了你的恶当,甚至还以为占了便宜,那给他美的……” Wu Tiejiang thinks to laugh suddenly: In the past we were captured more than 3000 people, you actually so long as a person...... I estimated that Raging Fire that definitely is thinks your brain has problems......” 吴铁江想着想着突然哈哈大笑:“当年我们被俘虏了三千多人,你却就只要一个人……我估计烈火那会肯定是以为你脑子出了问题……” „After finally you won, our people your does not want, so long as the Raging Fire Great Shaman wife accompanies you to drink a liquor to sing bent/tune Er to dance......” “结果你赢了之后,咱们的人你一个也不要,就只要烈火大巫的老婆来陪你喝个酒唱个曲儿跳个舞……” Wu Tiejiang is patting the thigh, almost smiles the tears: Then...... is in front of two sides ten million/countless army, you pursue others to want the wife ; Raging Fire has bitter not being able saying that the gambling stake is a person, who may not have the stipulation is......” 吴铁江拍着大腿,差点将眼泪笑出来:“然后……当着两边千万大军的面,你追着人家要老婆;偏偏烈火有苦说不出,赌注就是一个人,可没规定是什么人……” Afterward Raging Fire looked for the intermediate, is almost asking you, all put our people, but also compensated your ten 100 cubic meters the ring that packs the thing...... is redeems the oneself wife......” “后来烈火找了中间人,几乎是求着你,将咱们人全放了回来,还赔了你十个一百立方米装满东西的戒指……才算是将自己老婆赎回去……” Makes a bet with others, then the oneself wife lost...... after that Raging Fire may became the entire Shaman Alliance laughingstock, the fellow is also the person of attaching great importance to face-saving, does not appear directly, was equal to reducing the two archenemy...... Raging Fire to add his wife for us one time, ha haha......” “跟别人打个赌,然后将自己老婆输了……打从那之后,烈火可算是成了整个巫盟的笑柄,那家伙也是要面子的人,直接不出现了,等于一次性为我们减少了两个大敌……烈火加他老婆,哈哈哈……” Wu Tiejiang more said that is happy. 吴铁江越说越是欢乐。 Zuo Changlu stopped several times, Wu Tiejiang ignores, this matter is really funny, is too crisp, Wu Tiejiang said each time must say! 左长路数次制止,吴铁江都是置若罔闻,这件事情实在是太好笑,也太爽,吴铁江每次说起来都必须要说完的! Otherwise the thought does not understand, felt that has not arrived crisply. 否则念头不通达,感觉没爽到位。 According to the view of Wu Tiejiang, this laughed at him to say for a lifetime, this whole life counted on that this joke is living! 按照吴铁江的说法,这笑话他能说一辈子,这辈子就指望这个笑话活着了! Spoke frankly Elder Brother Zuo, what did you also want? Said directly is, I will not make a bet with you in any case.” “直说吧左哥,你还想要啥?直接说就是,反正我是不会跟你打赌的。” Wu Tiejiang sincere say/way: To/Clashes your year of doing matters, my Wu Tiejiang since admires you at heart! You want anything, I give!” 吴铁江正色道:“就冲你这些年做的事,我吴铁江是打从心里佩服你!你要啥,我都给!” What really wants to give?” The Zuo Changlu smile is very treacherous. “真的要啥都给?”左长路笑容很是诡谲。 Wants anything to give!” Wu Tiejiang is categorical. “要啥都给!”吴铁江斩钉截铁。 Un, the protection of Xiaonian is ordinary.” “嗯,小念的防护还是一般。” Zuo Changlu said: You look for your paternal aunt, her clothes......” 左长路道:“你去找你姑妈,将她的那件衣服……” !” “噗!” Wu Tiejiang tea spurts on the street, both eyes turns, the whole person fainted directly. 吴铁江一口茶水喷在街道上,两眼一翻,整个人直接晕了过去。 Zuo Changlu pinches in the person continually, kick and tramples, has not waked. 左长路连掐人中,连踢带踹,也没弄醒。 Wu Tiejiang directly is dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, I was faint, how you dropped. 吴铁江直接就是死猪不怕开水烫,我就是晕过去了,你咋滴吧。 You are waiting!” “你等着!” Zuo Changlu looks very angry: I make your Wu Tiejiang just eat daily do not handle matters, is only clothes, your you unexpectedly......” 左长路怒容满面:“我让你吴铁江天天干吃饭不办事,就只是一件衣服,你你居然……” Wu Tiejiang opens the eye, is angry saying: You want that clothes, your how not oneself wants! Your oneself looks for my paternal aunt, your does oneself take off the line...... to make me go to her? You think that I do have several lives?!” 吴铁江睁开眼睛,大怒道:“你想要那件衣服,你咋不自己去要呢!你自己找我姑妈,你自己给她脱下来都行……让我去?你以为我有几条命?!” Zuo Changlu is also angry: My does oneself go? You think that I do have several lives?!” 左长路同样大怒:“我自己去?你以为我有几条命?!” cough cough coughs......” Wu Tiejiang to cough repeatedly. 咳咳咳……”吴铁江连声咳嗽。 Right, Elder Brother Zuo is not easy. 对啊,左哥也不容易。 Two people no longer spoke, is thinking the concern respectively, long time after long time, unexpectedly sighing with one voice, felt some interest is wanings. 两人都不再说话,各自想着心事,良久良久之后,居然异口同声的叹了口气,都感觉有些意兴阑珊。 Right, that did Gu Luoyan come Phoenix City to do?” Asking that Wu Tiejiang talks without saying anything specific. “对了,那孤落雁凤凰城干啥?”吴铁江有一搭无一搭的问道。 Not necessarily is her oneself wants to come......” “未必是她自己想来的……” Zuo Changlu breathes a sigh of relief gently, said lightly: Also has the possibility.” 左长路轻轻舒了口气,淡淡道:“不过也有可能。” „The present is the standard of wind and cloud gathering, Gu Luoyan, is side phoenix fate......, since wind and cloud border meeting, even if she does not want to come, will still be pushed.” “眼下乃是风云汇聚之格,孤落雁,也是一方凤命……既然风云际会,她就算不想来,也会被推过来的。” Whose has a look at...... tall who/what is low.” “不过就是过来看看……到底孰高孰低而已。” Zuo Changlu helpless smiling of: You know that the dragon and dragon meet, perhaps no one will manage anyone, brushing past was very normal, but the phoenix and phoenix met, actually must divide surely high under!” 左长路无奈的笑了笑:“你知道么,龙与龙相见,恐怕谁都不会理谁,擦肩而过很正常,但是凤与凤相见,却必定要分个高下!” Looked that your daughter can struggle to win.” “就看你闺女能不能争赢了。” Wu Tiejiang curls the lip, then suddenly sprouts up the fantasy: Elder Brother Zuo, your unmarried girl is not you and my paternal aunt fresh? Then you gave to bring...... wū wū......” 吴铁江撇撇嘴,然后突然突发奇想:“左哥,你那闺女不会是你和我姑妈生的吧?然后你给带过来了……呜呜呜……” The words have not said, was covered the mouth by Zuo Changlu, lowered the sound to say severely: Fart! Can this saying speak irresponsibly?” 话没说完,就被左长路一把捂住了嘴,压低了声音严厉道:“放屁!这话能乱说?” Wu Tiejiang was almost made to suffocate. 吴铁江差点被弄窒息。 Waits for Zuo Changlu to let loose finally, the Wu Tiejiang big mouth gasps for breath, actually is also a lingering fear of face. 左长路终于放开,吴铁江大口喘气,却也是一脸的后怕。 You hurry to work.” “你赶紧干活吧。” Zuo Changlu some do not dare to chat with this fellow again. 左长路有些不敢再跟这家伙聊天了。 This special also called the mouth? How anything dares to come undone outward! 这特么也叫嘴?怎么什么都敢往外秃噜! Fires off the hammer, walking that you hurry, I see now more and more your, did you special this call the mouth?” “打完锤,你还是赶紧的走吧,我现在是越来越见到你丫的了,你特么这叫嘴?” A Zuo Changlu face headache. 左长路一脸头痛。 If by some chance were all right entire matter to come by him, but troubled, super big trouble! 万一被他没事整个出事儿来,可就麻烦了,超级大的麻烦! ...... …… When Zuo Changlu and Wu Tiejiang idle is all right to chat, the Meng Tianyue dinner party, finally welcomed the guest. 就在左长路吴铁江闲着没事儿聊天的时候,梦天月的饭局,终于迎来了客人。 The Teng Family entire family is a splendid attire, ahead of time arrived at the banquet place. 腾家全家都是一身盛装,提前来到了宴会地点。
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