UPOH :: Volume #1

#230: I want to be in love 【Sixth!】


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After Zuo Xiaoduo discovered this matter, Zuo Xiaonian Spirit Seizing Sword, changed, turned into the natural air conditioning of whole family. 左小多发现这件事情之后,左小念夺灵剑,摇身一变,变成了全家人的天然空调。 Nian'er.” 念儿啊。” Zuo Changlu walks slowly and aimlessly from the study room. 左长路从书房踱出来。 Father?” “爸?” You and Xiaoduo practice the sword, where also has a need for the sword?” “你和小多练剑,哪里还用得着剑?” Zuo Changlu said naturally: Leaves behind the sword, you bring the scabbard on the line.” 左长路理所当然道:“把剑留下,你带着剑鞘就行了。” „.” “哦。” Zuo Xiaonian thinks is also, practices the sword with Doggyda, my where also needs to bring the sword? 左小念想想也是,跟狗哒练剑,我哪里还需要带剑? I putting in order put down the sword, was when the time comes enough with the root branch.” “我还是把整把剑都放下吧,到时候用根树枝就足够了。” Zuo Xiaonian said, put down the sword. 左小念说罢,放下了剑。 Zuo Xiaoduo is actually good speechless. 左小多却是好一阵的无语。 „Do you have look down upon me?” Zuo Xiaoduo is depressed: „Am I so weak?” “你们到底是有多看不起我啊?”左小多郁闷至极:“我就这么弱么?” Zuo Changlu pays no attention continually, saw that the natural air conditioning stayed behind, returned to the oneself study room without consulting anybody. 左长路连理都不理,见到天然空调留下了,径自回自己书房去了。 Walks, I make you have a look at oneself weak, clear awareness oneself.” “走走走,我让你看看自己有多弱,清清楚楚的知道自己。” Zuo Xiaonian in high spirits drew Zuo Xiaoduo to walk. 左小念兴冲冲的拉着左小多走了。 Left home, Zuo Xiaoduo looks in the sky, the bright bright moonlight, in the heart some tender feelings surged suddenly, in an instant a feeling: Today...... seemingly is a being in love auspicious day. 出了家门,左小多看着天空中,皎洁的明月,突然间心中有些柔情涌动,刹那间就有一种感觉:今天……貌似是个谈恋爱的好日子啊。 Flower month before last under...... 花前月下…… Good atmosphere! 多好的氛围啊! Thinks of here, felt the moonlight inexplicably gently. This dreamlike such as is drunk, is really...... dim. Zuo Xiaoduo felt that the oneself heart melted suddenly...... 想到这里,莫名感觉月光也柔和了起来。这如梦如幻如醉,真是……朦胧。左小多感觉自己心突然化了…… Therefore turns the head to look to Zuo Xiaonian, as far as the eye can see, felt unexpectedly more and more, is really beautiful! 于是就转头看向左小念,触目所及,竟是越来越觉得,真美啊! oneself has seen female, completely no one can be more beautiful than Zuo Xiaonian. 自己所见过的女子,全然没有一个人能比左小念更美丽。 In heart even more is ready to make trouble, felt that the throat also somewhat became dry. 心中不禁愈发的蠢蠢欲动起来,感觉喉咙也有些发干了。 Racks brains to think: How this is in love...... should discuss that is good? How do my first few words need to say? 绞尽脑汁就在想:这个谈恋爱……到底应该怎么谈才好呢?我第一句话要怎么说呢? Thinks, does not have the clue quite the same as. 想着想着,浑然没有头绪。 However, does not understand asked that is good to be familiar with. 但是,不懂就问才是好习惯。 Does not understand had not asked that will never understand. 不懂还不问,那就永远都不会懂。 Therefore Zuo Xiaoduo modest being open-minded said: Elder Sister Niannian, have you been in love?” 于是左小多虚心的不耻下问道:“念念姐,你谈过恋爱么?” Zuo Xiaonian had almost stopped air by these words thunder, stops the footsteps to turn the head, vision very somewhat swift and fierce puzzled: „ 左小念被这一句话雷得差点闭过气去,停住脚步转头,目光很是有些凌厉的不解:“ Your what meaning? ” 你啥意思?” Zuo Xiaoduo has the courage, exhibits thinks the most charming posture and facial features: Actually, I will not discuss the love......” 左小多鼓起勇气,摆出自以为最帅气的姿势和面容:“其实,我也不会谈恋爱……” Zuo Xiaonian: „???” 左小念:“???” In the Zuo Xiaoduo heart somewhat beats a drum saying: I actually am know you have not discussed.” 左小多心中有些打鼓道:“我其实是知道你也没谈过的。” A Zuo Xiaonian face heavy line: Your what meaning? What meaning?” 左小念一脸黑线:“你啥意思?到底啥意思?” Zuo Xiaoduo sees the Zuo Xiaonian unexpectedly some not joyful expression, that eye ominous light four will as if soon shoot, only felt suddenly the one breath releases, immediately instigated, muttered: Now the evening practices the sword to practice hidden weapon?” 左小多见到左小念居然有些不愉悦的表情,那眼睛似乎即将凶光四射,突然间只感觉一口气一泄,顿时就怂了,喃喃道:“今晚上练剑还是练暗器?” „????” “????” Zuo Xiaonian felt suddenly zhang (3.33 m) two monks cannot trace the mind, searches the hand to place the Zuo Xiaoduo forehead subconsciously, wonders saying: „Did you, fall ill for the first time?” 左小念一时间感觉丈二和尚摸不到头脑,下意识地探手放在左小多额头,纳闷道:“你这是乍地了,生病了?” The Zuo Xiaoduo inexplicable feeling oneself instigated, to oneself does not make every effort to succeed to feel self- annoyed, actually does not dare to change, can only choose to continue to instigate, is out of control to be somewhat breathless, said indignantly: Wasn't punched by you?!” 左小多莫名的感觉到自己太怂,对自己的不争气而感到自我恼火,却又不敢做出改变,只能选择继续怂下去,禁不住有些气急败坏,气愤愤道:“不就是被你揍么?!” This is actually not to the indignation of Zuo Xiaonian, but to the indignation of oneself. 这却不是对左小念的气愤愤,而是对自己的气愤愤。 Zuo Xiaoduo! How you do not make every effort to succeed! You instigated that what instigated? Rushes! Hugs her! Kisses/Intimate her! Quick...... 左小多!你怎么这么不争气!你怂什么怂?冲上去啊!抱她!亲她!啊啊快啊…… Unceasing scolding oneself, the air-blowing, on the foot actually takes root at heart unceasingly probably, moves does not dare to move. 心里不断的骂自己,不断地鼓气,脚上却像是生了根,一动不敢动。 Zuo Xiaonian even more felt, this fellow possibly is the nerve goes wrong, gets angry: Punches you for the first time? Haven't you been convinced?” 左小念越发感觉,这家伙可能是神经出了毛病,怒道:“揍你乍地?你还不服气了?” Zuo Xiaoduo the small heart and liver trembles immediately, submissive instigation said: I am convinced......” 左小多顿时小心肝一颤,低声下气的怂道:“我服气……” Zuo Xiaonian snort/hum, focused slantingly, the white of the eye big reveal comes out, is in sharp contrast asking that intent has referred to: „Do you want to be in love?” 左小念哼了一声,斜着眼,白眼珠大大的露出来,黑白分明意有所指的问道:“你想谈恋爱了?” cough cough......” 咳咳……” The Zuo Xiaoduo pleasantly surprised detection topic transferred unexpectedly, rushes to catch, said: Actually is not, I am felt that I was so big, has not known that is in love what taste, which that regrets......” 左小多惊喜的察觉话题居然又转了回来,赶忙接住,道:“其实也不是,我就是感觉吧,我都这么大了,还不知道谈恋爱什么滋味儿,那得多遗憾哪……” Zuo Xiaonian eye danger narrowed the eyes, said: You want to know that what taste is in love is? Is right?” 左小念的眼睛危险的眯了起来,道:“你想要知道谈恋爱是什么滋味儿?对不对?” Zuo Xiaoduo chicken pecking meter/rice general nod: Yes, you looked good time that now the flower month before last under...... is in love.” 左小多小鸡啄米一般点头:“是啊是啊,你看现在花前月下……正是谈恋爱的好时候。” The Zuo Xiaonian look ice is cold: Had the goal? With that...... Governor Wan daughter?” 左小念眼神冰寒:“有目标了?和那位……万总督的女儿?” „?” “啊?” Zuo Xiaoduo is confused: What did you say? How on the Governor Wan daughter, to have what relations with her?” 左小多一头雾水:“你说啥?怎么就万总督的女儿了,跟她有什么关系?” Zuo Xiaonian smiled gently, is mixing with an extremely dangerous flavor, said: Being all right Doggyda, to your age, thinks that these are also very normal things ; But wants not to think, is actually very also simple.” 左小念温柔地笑了起来,夹杂着一种极其危险的味道,道:“没事的狗哒,到了你这个年纪,想这些也是很正常的事情;但想要不想,其实也很简单。” Doesn't think? Why doesn't think?” “不想?为什么不想?” Wanted your training enough, naturally does not think.” “只要你的训练量够了,自然就不想了。” Zuo Xiaonian bites the small silver tooth saying: Trained your anything not to know, anything cannot think...... is only exhausted wants to sleep, you will not think some no.” 左小念咬着小银牙道:“等训练得你什么都不知道,什么都想不到……筋疲力竭得只想睡觉,你就不会想这些有的没的了。” Drew near. Our now evenings practices well, you will discover, the thought that your wants to be in love, has inopportunely how, the road of cultivation, just like the boat sailing against the current, the so-called flower month before last, performs is unnecessary!” “快到了。我们今晚上好好练练,你会发现,你这个想要谈恋爱的念头,有多么的不合时宜的,修行之路,犹如逆水行舟,所谓花前月下,尽属多余!” The Zuo Xiaonian small canine tooth reveal comes out, devil general smile. 左小念小虎牙露出来,恶魔一般的微笑起来。 Zuo Xiaoduo flusters compels, said: I am not that meaning, Elder Sister Niannian, you look at me......” 左小多慌得一逼,道:“我不是那个意思啊,念念姐,你看我……” I look at you, is deserves a beating, or do I exhaust oneself again?!” “我看你,还是欠揍,要不我再受受累?!” Zuo Xiaoduo plaintive say/way: Elder Sister Niannian, actually I want to say that how you do look at my looks? Very graceful?” 左小多哀怨的道:“念念姐,其实我想说,你看我长得咋样?还是挺帅的吧?” Zuo Xiaonian smiled lightly: I will make you immediately more graceful, leads extremely tragic.” 左小念淡淡的笑了:“我马上就会让你变得更帅,帅得惨绝人寰。” Clutches Zuo Xiaoduo, mounted the clouds and rode the mist must generally. 一把揪起左小多,腾云驾雾一般得去了。 That night, Zuo Xiaoduo really encountered the unprecedented maltreatment. 这天晚上,左小多果然遭遇了前所未有的虐待。 The money of just making, pulled out all can not stop spatially, but also has not attained including a reward! 刚刚赚到的钱,尽数被掏空不得止,还连一次奖励都没有拿到过! Also does not have half qualified, the entire journey does not attain a designated standard, is unqualified. 也就是没有半次的合格,全程不达标,不合格。 Was fined to punish suffers extreme distress, but must be trained by the fists and feet practices black and blue, as well as really pulled out the whole body ache to the sword...... is graceful was extremely tragic. 被罚款罚得死去活来,还要被拳脚对练练得鼻青脸肿,以及对剑被抽得浑身疼痛……果然是帅的惨绝人寰了。 Zuo Xiaonian takes the branch, is supervising like devils generally. As long as saw the movement has little is not right, was a branch in the past, was relentless! 左小念拿着树枝,有如凶神恶煞一般的监督着。但凡看到动作有一点点的不对,就是一树枝过去,毫不留情! Pitiful Zuo Xiaoduo brings 200 jin (0.5 kg) carrying a heavy load, where that wants to be perfect the movement does is that easy matter, natural continuously to take a beating. 可怜左小多带着二百斤的负重,想要将动作做的尽善尽美哪里是那么容易的事情,自然的不住挨揍。 „In love...... you to be in love......” “谈恋爱……你想谈恋爱……” Zuo Xiaonian at heart talking over silently: Unexpectedly also wants to know taste that is in love...... ahem snort/hum......” 左小念心里默默的念叨:“居然还想要知道知道谈恋爱的滋味儿……哼哼哼……” Originally today also wants to give you to select the benefit, making you take...... the present that the point rewards looks like, without that necessity, does not need completely!” “本来今天还想要给你点甜头,让你拿点奖励回去的……现在看来,没那必要,完全没必要!” Regarding the person who your wish is in love, needs to teach layer on layer/heavily!” “对于你这种想要谈恋爱的人,就需要重重教训!” Finally, zero point. 终于,零点了。 The Zuo Xiaoduo whole person assumes lying down of big font on the ground, fierce respite. 左小多整个人呈大字型的躺在地上,剧烈喘息。 Was from top to bottom is drilled truly continually moves the strength of finger not to have. 真正是浑身上下被操练得连动一动手指头的力量都没了。 Zuo Xiaonian walks, occupying a commanding position visits him, then squats, asked gently: Tired not?” 左小念走过来,居高临下的看着他,然后蹲下来,温柔问道:“累不?” Tired!” “累!” Zuo Xiaoduo is showing the whites of the eyes gasps for breath in gulps. 左小多翻着白眼大口大口喘气。 Also wants is not in love?” “还想谈恋爱不?” „...... Does not think.” “不……不想了。” Zuo Xiaoduo was asked hits to tremble. Sighing that in heart, I really am inexpensive, completely brings upon oneself...... this is demoness...... 左小多被问得打了个哆嗦。心中不住的叹气,我果然是贱,完全自找的……这就是个魔女…… Un.” “嗯。” Zuo Xiaonian sits in his side, long saying: How to know taste that suddenly is in love?” 左小念在他身边坐下来,悠悠的说道:“怎么就突然想要知道谈恋爱的滋味儿呢?” Zuo Xiaoduo complains: I do not want to be in love with you, you do not want to discuss that did not discuss...... needs to hit me to be ruthless, later killed me not saying that was in love with you......” 左小多哀怨道:“我不就想和你谈个恋爱,你不想谈就不谈呗……有必要打得我这么狠么,以后打死我也不说跟你谈恋爱……” Zuo Xiaonian hearing this was shocked directly, after the moment, reddens all over the face, receives an electric shock turns around generally: What did you say?” 左小念闻言直接愣住了,片刻后才满脸通红,触电一般转过身来:“你说啥?” I said that I must be in love with you......” “我说我要和你谈恋爱……” Zuo Xiaoduo swells the face to swell the head, plaintive: Good, you really renovated me...... any idea not to have, did not have!” 左小多肿着脸肿着头,哀怨至极:“好了好了,你整治得我……真的啥想法都没了,全没了!” With...... me?” “和……我?” How Zuo Xiaonian has not known that at this time oneself misunderstood, suddenly thinks the whole body to become tender unexpectedly, bites pursuing of lip to ask: Which Governor daughter that schoolmate you did not say your......” 左小念这时如何还不知道自己误会了,一时间竟觉浑身发软,咬着嘴唇的追问道:“你不是说你哪位总督女儿那个同学……” Wan Lixiu? Wan Lixiu is the Long Yusheng fiancee, has what relations with me......” 万里秀万里秀龙雨生的未婚妻,跟我有什么关系……” Zuo Xiaoduo muttered: Others Long Yusheng does not want.” 左小多喃喃道:“人家龙雨生也不愿意呀。” If Long Yusheng did want you directly to discuss?” “要是龙雨生愿意你就直接谈了?” Zuo Xiaonian eye one slanting: How I see you am a little regrettable appearance!” 左小念眼睛一斜:“我怎么看你是有点遗憾的样子啊!” How does your understand? Your this what brain circuit, you how looked that I did regret?” “你这怎么理解的?你这啥脑回路,你怎么就看出来我遗憾了呢?” Zuo Xiaoduo is unjust, disconsolately to the say/way that the head turned over: I want to be in love, spend month before last next time, so to be how difficult......” 左小多冤枉至极,惆怅到了脑袋翻转的道:“我就是想谈个恋爱,花前月下一次,怎么就这么难呢……” Zuo Xiaonian snort/hum, actually accidental/surprised has not begun. 左小念哼了一声,却意外的没有动手。 Zuo Xiaoduo stopped the mouth, looked at the Zuo Xiaonian complexion cautiously stealthily, is the storm future omen? 左小多不禁停住了嘴,小心翼翼鬼鬼祟祟看了看左小念的脸色,难道又是暴风雨将来的前兆? This looks, sees only under the moonlight, Zuo Xiaonian that sits in meditation quietly, long hair Piaopiao/floating, the cool breeze sways, glances like the water, the corners of the mouth has a smile, the appearance such as is drunk, beautiful that only could not say is moving. 这一看,只见月光之下,悄然静坐的左小念,长发飘飘,清风吹拂,眼波如水,嘴角含笑,容颜如醉,说不出的唯美动人。 That was just punched extinguished the small heart of being in love thought that does not make every effort to succeed bang bang jumps. 那颗刚刚被揍得熄灭了谈恋爱思想的小心脏,又不争气的砰砰跳起来。 Quite was a moment ago ominous, now good beautiful......” “刚才好凶,现在好美……” Snort, who is in love with you!” “哼,谁跟你谈恋爱!” Zuo Xiaonian dug the mouth snort/hum, showed the whites of the eyes, installed the ominous appearance forcefully, was actually the corners of the mouth curved corner of the eye curved, ominous, the heart said that if tomorrow he raises again, gave him an opportunity? 左小念撅起嘴哼了一声,翻翻白眼,强行装出来凶巴巴的样子,却是嘴角弯弯眼角弯弯,怎么也凶不起来,心道,明天他要是再提,是不是就给他个机会? Thinks it over, thinks unexpectedly mentally confused. 想来想去,竟觉心乱。 Turns the head to look, sees only this boy eyeball round and round chaotic revolutions, does not know that is thinking anything, occasionally must very very hee hee peeping oneself, Zuo Xiaonian suddenly have to plant saying that does not make a debut not the shy feeling. 转头看去,只见这小子眼珠子骨溜溜的乱转,也不知道在想什么,偶尔还要贼忒嘻嘻的偷看自己一眼,左小念突然有种说不出道不尽的羞涩之感。 Will say anything break peacefully, suddenly facial expression one cold. 正要说些什么打破安静,突然间神情一凛。 How many aura as if has, in silent approaches toward here? 似乎有几股气息,正在无声无息的向着这边靠近? Perhaps some people came...... to harbor evil intentions.” Zuo Xiaonian pushed Zuo Xiaoduo: „Did you restore?” “有人来了……恐怕不怀好意。”左小念推了推左小多:“你恢复了没?” Restored......” “恢复了……” First do not move heedlessly......” “先别乱动……” The Zuo Xiaonian spirit tied tight all of a sudden, in the heart the angry color, will relieve the misunderstanding with Doggyda during, unexpectedly some people disturbed...... irritate! 左小念的精神一下子紧绷了起来,心中恼怒之色更甚,正要和狗哒解除误会的当口,居然有人打搅……气死了! With the instigation goods personality of this fellow, today can say wants to know that is in love is any taste, wants to be in love these two words with you, does not know that courage that fermented many talents to rouse...... 以这家伙的怂货性格,今天能说出想要知道谈恋爱是啥滋味,想要跟你谈个恋爱这两句话,不知道是酝酿了多少天才鼓起来的勇气…… Is been so ominous today by oneself, it is estimated that one month two months, 35 months did not have the courage to raise again...... 自己今天这么凶回去,估计,一个月俩月,三五个月都没胆子再提起来了…… Originally instigated, now was punched by me instigated...... 本来就怂,现在被我揍的更怂了……
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