UPOH :: Volume #1

#202: Went bad, forgot! 【Fourth! Asked the ticket!!】


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Some Shang Qingyun complexion distortions, said: Concrete situation really does not remember, only remembers, 19 years of previous young fatty...... stands before me, the snowflake is fluttering, the cold wind blows...... then me to discover, the head of young fatty withstand/top, had emptied one, at that time the look was not easy-to-use, I also think that...... this snowflake falls to this young fatty on did not have, carefully looks, already bald person......” 尚青云脸色有些扭曲,道:“具体情形是真不记得了,就只记得,十九年前一个小胖子……站在我面前,雪花飘着,寒风吹着……然后我发现,小胖子的脑瓜顶上,已经空了一块,当时眼神不好使,我还以为……这雪花落到这小胖子头上一直都没化呢,仔细一看,原来已经秃顶了……” The smile of Jiang Changbin whole face stiffened immediately: Elder Brother Shang...... your......” 蒋长斌满脸的笑容顿时僵住了:“尚哥……你这……” Hahahaha...... joking joke.” “哈哈哈哈……开玩笑玩笑。” Shang Qingyun laughs, finally played a Jiang Changbin joke, the mood was excellent, the words that spoke were also more. 尚青云哈哈大笑,终于开了蒋长斌一个玩笑,心情大好,说的话也更多了起来。 I decide in a front inn, place that I often go, flavor end.” “我就定在前面的一个小饭店,我常去的地方,味道端的可以。” Jiang Changbin proceeds a finger/refers, immediately sobbed: Elder Brother Shang, you said that I...... the multi- high officials, go to these upscale places, uncomfortable, is a photograph cannot only bear, yeah...... said again eats meal does not ask for money anything, is uncomfortable! My is Jiang Changbin, that type cannot pay money, the person who has the cheap food?” 蒋长斌往前一指,随即唏嘘道:“尚哥,你说我……多大官啊,去那些高档场所,难受,光是一个拍照就受不了,哎……再说吃了饭不要钱什么的,更是难受!我蒋长斌,是那种付不起钱,吃便宜饭的人么?” The Shang Qingyun whole face is light, shows neither approval nor disapproval. 尚青云满脸平淡,不置可否。 Said again, can my such big cadre, eat a dinner casually? These people is a snob radically.” “再说了,我这么大干部,能随便吃请么?那些人根本就是狗眼看人低。” Jiang Changbin snort/hum, was patting the oneself chest: My upright uncorrupt working unselfishly for the common good honest model!” 蒋长斌哼了一声,拍着自己胸脯:“我可是一身正气两袖清风克己奉公廉洁典范啊!” Yeah.” Shang Qingyun sighed. “哎。”尚青云叹口气。 Feels this fellow, the words are really many. 感觉这家伙,话真是多啊。 Therefore I made one decide the farmhouse of this roadside simply......” “所以我干脆让人定了这个路边的农家乐……” Jiang Changbin collects near the Shang Qingyun ear: „...... This shop is actually my wife's younger brother's wife's younger brother opens, hehehe...... Brother Shang, later looks.” 蒋长斌凑在尚青云耳边:“……这家店其实是我小舅子的小舅子开的,嘿嘿嘿……尚兄,以后多关照哦。” Shang Qingyun for it illness brought on by the obstruction of flow of vital energy, put out a hand to select his several immediately, did not know whether to laugh or cry: Does for quite a while, is waiting for me in this?” 尚青云登时为之气结,伸出手点了他几下,哭笑不得:“搞半天,在这等着我呢?” Here eats is feeling relieved.” “这里吃着放心哪。” During the speeches, had arrived at the inn, opens the door to walk, Jiang Changbin gruff voice big throat: Six! Small six! Vegetable/Dish of preparation, what kind of?” 说话间,已经到了小饭店,推开门走进去,蒋长斌粗声大嗓:“六子!小六子!准备的菜,怎么样了?” Prepared, prepared early.” “准备好了,早准备好了。” A small child was the apron was running, a face smile: Brother Jiang, for your food, prepared for three days!” 一个小青年系着围裙跑了出来,一脸笑容:“蒋哥,就为你这顿饭,都准备了三天了!” Puts your fart! Three days ago the father has not known that must eat meal to your, said again, you three days ago the food under preparation, but can also be fresh?” “放你的屁!三天前老子还不知道要到你这来吃饭呢,再说了,你三天前准备下的食材,还能新鲜吗?” Jiang Changbin is relentless to reveal: Your boy does a bit less this set! I told you, tonight serves food, if had a wee bit was not delicious, I revoked your license!” 蒋长斌毫不留情揭穿:“你小子少来这一套!我告诉你,今晚上菜要是有一丁点的不好吃,我就吊销了你的执照!” Oh feeds...... you to come that is must be delicious.” “哎哟喂……您来那是必须好吃啊。” The youth laugh: „If not delicious, do not need to revoke my license, gives their mother and child to keep a food to eat, you directly my kacha good!” 青年哈哈一笑:“要是不好吃,您也别不用吊销我执照,给她们娘俩留口饭吃,您直接将我咔嚓了都行!” Your boy knows glib!” “你小子就知道油嘴滑舌!” Jiang Changbin laughs: Walks, goes to the room, today your Brother Jiang I am filthy rich, wrapped your inn directly, other guest do not receive again, I told you, both of us may be the experts, if got drunk crazying drunk, others, may be unable to block our three fist two feet, this was the truth, should not be serious!” 蒋长斌哈哈一笑:“走走走,去房间,今天你蒋哥我财大气粗,直接将你这小饭店包了,别的客人不要再接待了,我告诉你,我俩可都是高手,万一喝醉了发酒疯,其他的人,可挡不住我们的三拳两脚,这可是实话,别不当回事!” „.” “得嘞。” Youth agile complying of: Brother Jiang you came, I naturally must with all one's heart at your service, who as for others...... that is? Does not know hahahaha......” 青年利索的答应:“蒋哥您来了,我当然要一门心思的为你服务,至于其他人……那是谁?不认识哈哈哈哈……” Gets the hell out, not hurrying cooks! Knows that sells clever.” “滚蛋,还不赶紧炒菜去!就知道卖口乖。” Jiang Changbin ridicules one. 蒋长斌笑骂一声。 Shang Qingyun said lightly: No wonder this shop others have not eaten, indeed, do you come to reserve all seats for a performance?” 尚青云淡淡道:“难怪这家店没有别人来吃,敢情,你来就包场啊?” Asked Brother Shang to drink, must reserve all seats for a performance!” Jiang Changbin strikes one's chest, immediately is laughing and playing: I am also the great person......, hehe......” “请尚兄喝酒,必须要包场!”蒋长斌一拍胸脯,随即嬉笑:“不过我也算是大人物吧……嘿嘿,嘿嘿……” Morality!” “德性!” Shang Qingyun cannot bear ridicule one finally, entered the room with Jiang Changbin. 尚青云终于忍不住笑骂一句,跟着蒋长斌进入了房间。 In fact, in Jiang Changbin enters the room flickers...... his indistinct feeling, did oneself seem like forgot an important matter? 事实上,就在蒋长斌进入房间的一瞬……他隐约的感觉到,自己似乎是忘记了一件大事? Actually can forget what? 可究竟忘了什么呢? Is less than Jiang Changbin to ponder, Shang Qingyun had come about the same time, Jiang Changbin does not have the free time to think what again oneself forgets is anything, starts the hospitable reception, guarantees the oneself leakproof flaw. 不及蒋长斌细想,尚青云已经前后脚的进来了,蒋长斌也就没有空暇再想自己到底忘记的是什么事情,开始殷勤招待,确保自己不漏破绽。 But that inexplicable feeling of heart actually can hardly be removed. 但心头的那一份莫名的感觉却始终挥之不去。 Actually...... is what matter forgot?” “究竟……是什么事情忘了?” The liquor over three patrol, the vegetable/dish crosses the five senses. 酒过三巡,菜过五味。 Jiang Changbin suddenly thought that a palm of the hand clapped fiercely on the thigh, lost the sound said: Went bad!” 蒋长斌突然想起来了,猛地一巴掌拍在大腿上,失声道:“坏了坏了!” Shang Qingyun sees that somewhat wonders, catches the eye looks like: What was bad?” 尚青云见状不禁有些纳闷,抬眼看来:“什么坏了?” A Jiang Changbin face lamented, sighed again and again, including saying bad. 蒋长斌一脸悔恨,连连叹气,连道糟糕。 He thinks finally before oneself forgot what , is the chart is completely safe, he once asked Old Principal to have a look at the air/Qi for him, hopes that has an approximate estimate regarding this war victory, but Old Principal recommended Zuo Xiaoduo, quite esteems about it. 他终于想起来自己忘了什么之前为图万全,他曾经拜托老校长为他看看气,希望对于此战战果有个大致的估算,而老校长则是推荐了左小多,更对其颇为推崇。 But oneself patronizes is gathering this war manpower, on this day the busy foot does not moisten, has a food the opportunity not to have continually, forgot obstinately makes Zuo Xiaoduo look at viewing qi, has a look...... 自己光顾着聚集此战人手,这一天忙的足不沾地,连吃口饭的机会都没有,愣是忘记了让左小多望气,看看相…… This matter Old Principal urged oneself several obviously! 明明这件事老校长叮嘱了自己好几遍的! Unexpectedly forgot! 居然忘了! But now oneself to Shang Qingyun, to this time, point of no return, what has been able not to send, anything also late. 但现在自己已经对上尚青云,更已经到了这个时候,箭在弦上,何能不发,什么也都晚了。 Light is thinking drank this matter, in forgot to bring a game to a conclusion also a little matter to need me to process......” “光想着喝酒这回事了,忘了局里还有点事需要我处理……” Jiang Changbin forces a smile: Now this time, must certainly, that only be able to consider as finished late, waits for tomorrow the reprocessing, comes, Brother Shang, we come one again.” 蒋长斌强笑一声:“不过现在都已经这个时候,肯定是要晚了的,那就只能算了,等明天再处理,来来来,尚兄,我们再来走一个。” In the heart is still sighing. 心中却犹自在叹气不已。 Can this matter, should do? 这件事,可如何是好? Suddenly in some hearts not safe...... 突然有些心中不大稳当…… ...... …… When Shang Qingyun and Jiang Changbin start to drink, in the Zuo Xiaoduo family/home that side also served a meal. 就在尚青云蒋长斌开始喝酒的时候,左小多家里那边也开饭了。 Elder Sister Xiaonian, did you remind Teacher Mu?” 小念姐,你提醒了穆老师没?” Reminded, said several.” “提醒了,说了好几遍呢。” Un, that is good, her unexpected disaster its difficult no doubt heavy, so long as dodges ahead of time, the selfenergy turned bad luck into good, encountered difficulty to be a good omen.” “嗯,那就好,她之飞来横祸其难固然不轻,但只要提前规避,自能逢凶化吉,遇难呈祥。” Zuo Xiaoduo grabs the steamed bun to tuck away, is alive like the hungry ghost, the time of blinking, that side Wu Yuting also clamped a chopsticks vegetable/dish, even has not swallowed with enough time, Zuo Changlu liquor in the time in the throat tasting, Zuo Xiaoduo 12 steamed buns has also still gotten into the stomach! 左小多抓着馒头大嚼,如同饿鬼在世,不过眨眨眼的功夫,吴雨婷那边还就只是夹了一筷子菜,甚至还没来得及咽下去,左长路的一口酒也还在喉咙里回味的功夫,左小多已经十二个馒头下肚了! Zuo Xiaonian looks at the facial features curved, thoughts that only then wants to laugh. 左小念看得眉眼弯弯,就只有一门想要发笑的心思。 Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting look at each other speechless, only then sighed gently. 左长路吴雨婷相顾无言,只有轻轻叹气。 Later we, were the raising pigs specialized households.” “以后咱俩啊,就是养猪专业户了。” Wu Yuting gives the son the end to come a basin steamed bun, heaves a deep sigh. 吴雨婷又给儿子端过来一盆馒头,摇头叹息不已。 Yuting, you rather thought highly of the pig.” 雨婷啊,你未免太看得起猪了。” Zuo Changlu squint: Pig, where has can eat?!” 左长路斜眼:“猪,哪有这么能吃的?!” Haha......” “哈哈……” Zuo Xiaonian could not bear finally, makes noise happily. 左小念终于忍不住了,乐出声来。 But at this time...... 而就在这个时候…… The Zuo Xiaoduo complexion suddenly changes, two legs were closely clamped, the entire body presented the non- nature stiff shape, both eyes protruded, two hands closely held down the table, a mouth steamed bun supported the air/Qi frog the cheek, unexpectedly chewed continually does not have. 左小多的脸色突然一变,两腿更是就此紧紧地夹了起来,整个身子呈现不自然僵硬状,两眼凸出,两只手紧紧的按住了桌子,嘴里一个馒头将腮帮子撑成了气蛤蟆,居然连嘴嚼都没了。 How was this?” “这是怎么了?” Wu Yuting sees that to have a scare, blurts to ask. 吴雨婷见状吓了一跳,脱口问道。 Zuo Xiaoduo this occasion facial expression is very strange, the brow closely wrinkled, seems like wants to speak, but the mouth has the steamed bun full mouth, long time the mouth cannot say. 左小多此际的神情很是古怪,眉头紧紧地皱了起来,似乎是想要说话,可嘴里有馒头满口,半晌口不能言。 This...... isn't this...... must have diarrhea suddenly?” “这……这不是……突然要拉肚子吧?” Wu Yuting is surprised, immediately said: Zuo Xiaoduo I may tell you, if you really such, hurry to go to the restroom...... don't the disgusting person on the dining table.” 吴雨婷惊疑不定,随即道:“左小多我可告诉你,你要是真那样,就赶紧去厕所……别在饭桌上恶心人。” Zuo Xiaonian even more is overjoyed, must smile to turn simply. 左小念愈发的乐不可支起来,简直要笑翻了。 Zuo Xiaoduo is maintaining this strange not posture, continued for a half minute, this relaxed finally little, difficult chews to strive to swallow the mouth steamed bun flatly. 左小多就保持着这种古怪莫甚的姿势,足足的持续了半分钟,这才终于松弛了一点点,艰难的将嘴里馒头嚼了嚼扁了扁勉力地咽了下去。 Then opens the mouth: Real pit...... was that nuisance came suddenly, completely without the least bit indication, how making me guard.” 这才开口:“真坑啊……又是那劳什子突然来了,全然没有半点征兆,让我如何提防。” These words, let Wu Yuting and Zuo Xiaonian complexion immediately are splendid. 这句话,登时让吴雨婷左小念脸色都是精彩了一下。 The Zuo Xiaonian complexion is red, but this during is not good to punch him, has to show the whites of the eyes one after another looked at the past, said: „Are you...... are controlling true qi do not break through Heaven and Earth Bridge? Agitates dantian?” 左小念脸色红红的,可是这当口却又不好揍他,只好翻着白眼一个个的看过去,道:“你这是……在控制真气不要冲破天地之桥?鼓动丹田?” Is............” “是……啊……” That feeling meanwhile also in one after another raids, Zuo Xiaoduo strove to support is very difficult, the belly was very hungry, has to grab the steamed bun, chewed carefully, a steamed bun, can eat obstinately for more than 20 seconds! 那种感觉此际还在一波一波的袭来,左小多勉力撑持就已经很艰难了,偏偏肚子还很饿,只好抓着馒头,细嚼慢咽,一个馒头,愣是能吃二十多秒! This feed speed places on the average person, was still quick, but in Zuo Xiaoduo this, absolutely is the slowest feed speed in its eating meal history, absolutely is the unprecedented first time! 这个进食速度放在普通人身上,仍旧是很快的,但在左小多这,绝对是其吃饭史上的最慢进食速度,绝对是破天荒的第一次! „Were you several time?” Zuo Xiaonian asked curiously. “你这是第几次了?”左小念好奇问道。 Concrete number of times does not remember early, but had more than ten times......” “具体次数早不记得,不过十几次是有了的……” Zuo Xiaoduo looks at the arm of oneself, during his feeling, oneself dantian, this meeting had turned into a balloon of momentarily possibly explosion, whole body meridians, seems is swollen, but looks from the semblance, actually was still a point could not look at the difference. 左小多看着自己的胳膊,在他的感觉之中,自己丹田,这会已经变成了一个随时可能爆炸的气球,全身经脉,也都好似肿了起来,但是从外表看去,却仍是一点都看不出来异样的。 Several times......” Zuo Xiaonian looking pensive. “十几次了……”左小念若有所思。 „Did elder sister, you suppress at that time several times?” On the side of Zuo Xiaoduo and within the body true qi fights, eats meal, while asked. “姐,你那时候憋了几次?”左小多一边与体内真气作斗争,一边吃饭,一边问道。 I at that time......” “我那时候……” The Zuo Xiaonian eyeball transferred the revolutions, said: Many many times, the concrete number of times I forgot, who is all right to record that thing!” 左小念眼珠转了转,道:“好多好多次,具体次数我忘了,谁没事记那玩意啊!” Many many times......” “好多好多次……” The understanding of Zuo Xiaoduo instinct is, must surpass oneself by far now these number of times, cannot help but diligently. 左小多本能的理解为,要远远的超过自己现在这些次数,不由得更加努力了。 I am worse than Niannian Cat was so farther, if this cannot even surpass her, perhaps later could not catch up. 我本来已经比念念猫差了那么远,要是连这个都超不过她,恐怕以后就更加追不上了。 Teacher Qin said over and over, Innate are more to the lineage/vein number of times, is good regarding oneself, the foundation background accumulates relatively are also more! 秦老师可是再三的说了,先天冲脉次数越多的,对于自身愈有好处,根基底蕴累积得也就相对越多! Such a thinks, suddenly inexplicable emerges a strength, unexpectedly all moving restlessly spirit qi, the total pressed in dantian all of a sudden. 这么一想,突然莫名的涌现出一股力量,居然一下子就将所有的躁动灵气,全数压回了丹田之中。 This tosses about flickering of coming to the end, Zuo Xiaoduo feels the whole body to be relaxed immediately, starts to grasp the steamed bun to eat again to eat crazily crazily, when that feed speed impressively the former highest speed must be quicker than a point. 这番折腾告一段落之瞬,左小多顿时感觉浑身轻松,再度开始抓起馒头狂吃狂吃起来,那进食速度赫然比之前最高速时还要再快一分。 Zuo Xiaonian facial features curved, is carrying one bowl of gruel, very graceful gentle one spoon of one spoons sip gruel, several hair fall, reflects on the tender and delicate almost transparent common cheeks. 左小念眉眼弯弯,端着一碗粥,很是娴雅文静的一勺一勺喝粥,几根头发落下来,映在娇嫩几乎透明一般的脸颊上。 The eyeball looks at fixedly the gruel surface, the heart said, I did not tell him, I altogether suppressed 78 times...... to make this boy suppress in the past, is suppresses in any case the longer the better...... 眼珠凝注粥面,心道,我才不跟他说,我当年一共就压制了七八次而已……让这小子去憋吧,反正也是憋得越久越好…… .................. ………………
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