UPOH :: Volume #1

#187: The hammer in my heart 【Asked the monthly ticket!】


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Zuo Xiaoduo nods again fiercely, has saying that others are specialized, this two modeling oneself beginning beginning imagines wanted more attractive than too many. 左小多再次猛点头,不得不说人家毕竟是专业的,这两个造型都要比自己初初想象的要好看得太多了。 This?” “这样呢?” The Wu Tiejiang continuous transformation 78 modeling, made the picture, then projects to the wall on collectively: These precious sword, optional, most gratifying. Then my ironing is.” 吴铁江连续变换了七八个造型,都拍了照片,然后集体投影到墙上:“这些个宝剑,任选一把,最称心的一口。然后我打薄就是。” Zuo Xiaoduo this meeting being dazzled eyeball, he has not chosen the difficulty sickness fortunately, closes eye optional one finger/refers directly: This!” 左小多这会已经看花了眼睛,所幸他没有选择困难症,直接闭上眼睛随意一指:“就这把吧!” Good.” “好。” Zuo Xiaoduo precious sword, in light of this verdict! 左小多宝剑,就此定案! Wu Tiejiang also asked: By your figure step technique, the manner manner, deserving is strength cultivator, certainly can also make other weapons?” 吴铁江又问道:“以你的身形步法,神态举止,该当是力量型修者,肯定还要做其他兵器吧?” The Zuo Xiaoduo vision flashes, immediately turns upwards the thumb saying: Your discernment, the boy I also planned that must make two sledgehammers , in the heart has the hammer, the myriad things may pound. Just, the extra request somewhat are slightly many.” 左小多目光一闪,顿时翘起大拇指道:“您老法眼,小子我还打算要做两柄大锤,正所谓,心中有锤,万物可砸。只不过,额外的要求稍微有些多。” Smiling of Wu Tiejiang is proud: Iron hammer? The old men do not blow, this has hit entire life iron hammer, all kinds, all sorts of strange and unusual, is hard to win the number, at least also over several thousand pairs, asking soldier is not satisfactory.” 吴铁江自负的笑了笑:“铁锤?老夫不是吹,这一生打过的铁锤,各式各样,千奇百怪,难以胜数,起码也有数千对以上,求兵者就没有不满意的。” Crash-bang, the projection wall were many immediately the innumerable hammers, great variety, dazzling , there is nothing identically. 哗啦一声,投影墙登时多了无数的锤子,花样繁多,琳琅满目,无有雷同。 Circle, oval , winter melon hammer, cucumber hammer, watermelon hammer, Hami melon hammer, side hammer, octagon hammer, meteor hammer, thousand hammers, child and mother hammer...... 圆的,椭圆的,方的,冬瓜锤,黄瓜锤,西瓜锤,哈密瓜锤,方锤,八棱锤,流星锤,千面锤,子母锤…… Zuo Changlu looks dazzlingly, could not bear came one with the Sichuan words: Many hammers yo......” 左长路都看得眼花缭乱,忍不住用川话来了一句:“好多的锤子哟……” Cannot bear in the heart somewhat sob, when the son scolded him in childhood often scolded: Are you a hammer that does? 忍不住心中有些唏嘘,在儿子小时候骂他的时候经常骂:你这是搞的个锤子? The result...... this fellow grew up, unexpectedly was really...... did a pair of hammer? 结果……这家伙长大了,居然真的是……搞了一对锤子? Life life...... in Zuo Changlu heart. 人生啊人生……左长路心中。 Zuo Xiaoduo looks on the wall all hammers, shakes the head, waves: My ideal hammer is different from these, these, were too crude.” 左小多看着墙上所有锤,一个劲儿摇头,一挥手:“我理想的锤型跟这些都不一样,这些,都太简陋了。” „......” “……” In the Wu Tiejiang heart had an ominous premonition immediately. 吴铁江心中登时有了一种不祥的预感。 Learns from another's mistakes, still has the lingering fear! 前车之鉴,犹有余悸! What do you want to hit? Your oneself advance plan how?” “你到底要打啥样的?你自己的腹案又如何?” I planned that......” Zuo Xiaoduo walks, selected pair of hundred hammers without consulting anybody, said: Uncle Wu, please this enlargement.” “我打算……”左小多走过去,径自挑了一对百面锤,道:“吴叔叔,请你把这个放大。” Wu Tiejiang according to word line. 吴铁江依言而行。 Uncle Wu you looked that this hammer handle...... must be longer, is about two -and-a-half chi (0.33 m) about.” 吴叔叔您看这个锤柄……要更长一些,大约有二尺半左右吧。” Two -and-a-half chi (0.33 m)?” “二尺半?” Wu Tiejiang is somewhat ignorant: Plays the hammer, do you make that long to do? To pound the oneself waist on possible oneself incautiously. Moreover too long not easy-to-use strength, brandishes, takes the effort.” 吴铁江有些懵:“玩锤的,你弄那么长的柄干啥?一不小心就可能自己自己腰了。而且太长了不好用力,挥舞起来,也费力气。” All right, I calculated, was certain two -and-a-half chi (0.33 m) lengths, the two sides hidden has the scoop channel, various concealed swords, the thin and narrow sword, can extract momentarily, but did not pull out, commended seems like, was only the hammer handle, letting others to look that inside is also hiding a sword. Isn't this request difficult?” “没事,我都计算好了,一定得有二尺半的长度,两边隐有凹槽,各藏一口剑,薄而窄的剑,随时能抽出,但是不抽出来的时候,表相看起来,就只是锤柄,让别人不能看出来内里还藏着一口剑。这个要求不难吧?” „...... It is not difficult.” “……不难。” Wu Tiejiang looked at Zuo Changlu, muttered: This boy is cloudy enough.” 吴铁江看了一眼左长路,喃喃道:“这小子够阴啊。” Zuo Changlu rolls the eyes, looks at the ceiling. 左长路翻白眼,看天花板。 This was cloudy, this which to which? 这就阴了,这才哪到哪啊? Uncle Wu, you look at this hammer handle, the plan of my preinstall is among hollow, inside linked a chain, the chain has ten meter/rice also almost enough, needed long-distance attack unexpected time, can fly directly, pulled out and receives......, meteor hammer.” 吴叔叔,您还是看这个锤柄,我预设的方案是中间要空心的,内里连着一条链子,链子有个十来米长也就差不多够了,需要远程攻击出其不意的时候,可以直接飞出去,一抽又收回来……嗯,流星锤。” Zuo Xiaoduo coughs: Among this hammer handles hollow, in concealed chain, both sides scoop channel, hidden sword...... this, isn't difficult?” 左小多咳嗽一声:“这个锤柄中间空心,内藏链条,两侧凹槽,隐剑……这个,也不难吧?” „...... It is not very difficult.” “……也不是很难。” Zuo Xiaoduo is delighted: Like this, when others think that this is the heavy weapon, can only the close combat, but pulls open the distance consumes my strength self-satisfied time, me is actually one flies, that facial expression, is very certainly splendid.” 左小多眉飞色舞:“这样子,当别人以为这是重兵器,只能近战,而拉开距离消耗我的力量志得意满的时候,我这边却是啪的一声飞出去,想必那神情,一定很精彩。” Splendid...... that is the affirmation.” “精彩……那是肯定的。” On the Wu Tiejiang face the muscle twitched, looked at Zuo Changlu, muttered: Really Yin.” 吴铁江脸上肌肉抽搐了一下,又看了一眼左长路,喃喃道:“真阴啊。” Thought, said: You plan to design such words, the material of hammer handle and chain want the detailed additional consideration, generally the metal definitely cannot be the dependability that you request...... I to carefully think, but can do, the difficulty is not big!” 思索了一下,道:“你打算设计成这样的话,锤柄和链子的材料就要详加考量的,一般金属肯定达不到你要求的坚固度……我得认真想想,不过还是可以做的,难度不大!” Difficulty not greatly good.” “难度不大就好。” Zuo Xiaoduo lights up with pleasure: Then we said hammer's design again......” 左小多喜笑颜开:“然后咱们再说锤本身的设计……” A Wu Tiejiang eye drum: You said such quite a while, unexpectedly also isn't hammer's design? 吴铁江眼睛一鼓:你说了这么半天,居然还不是锤本身的设计? This...... I have the ominous premonition...... 这……我有不祥的预感啊…… Zuo Xiaoduo is full of enthusiasm: I plan to make a hollow hammer, un, is in the hammer bodies is solid, a bulk, then between middle bulk and hammer face, must have the crevice......” 左小多兴致勃勃:“我打算做个空心锤,嗯,就是锤身中间是实心的,一大块,然后中间这一大块与锤面中间,要有空隙……” Crevice?” The eye of Wu Tiejiang stared all of a sudden in a big way. “空隙?”吴铁江的眼睛一下子瞪大了。 The hollow hammer enough has pulled, what crevice but must make, is that a hammer?! 空心锤就已经够扯的了,还要弄什么空隙,那还是锤么?! Right, is to retain the slight crevice, isn't this hundred hammers? Front and about, has 70 surface probably? In each surface, keeps the two embrasure...... then in this, establishes the mechanism/organization, a hammer face two hole, in a hole is the ox hair needle, in another hole is the awl needle, so long as true qi stimulates, can choose the single shot or the salvo, in an ox hair needle hole has 20-30, drilled the needle in a hole to have ten enough......” “对的,就是要保留些微的空隙,这不就是百面锤么?前面的和左右的,大概有七十个面呢?每个面上,都留出两个射击孔……然后在这里面,设置机关,一个锤面两个孔,其中一个孔里面是牛毛针,另一个孔里面是锥针,只要真气激发,就可以选择单发或者连发,牛毛针一个孔里面有个20-30支,锥针的话一个孔里面有十支就够了……” Zuo Xiaoduo coughs: „Isn't this difficult Uncle Wu?” 左小多咳嗽一声:“这不难吧吴叔叔?” Wu Tiejiang this meeting whole person is not good, answered stupidly. 吴铁江这会整个人都不好了,直接听傻了。 father hit hammered for a lifetime! 老子打了一辈子锤! This is the first time that heard this type of hammer! 这还是第一次听说这种锤! This special...... Yin...... became the ancestral master master Yin!” “这特么……阴的……阴成祖师爷了!” Wu Tiejiang turns head to look at Zuo Changlu directly, on the face the muscle twitches to keep, finally asked the exit|to speak: Elder Brother Zuo...... is really this your son? Biological son?!” 吴铁江直接扭头看着左长路,脸上肌肉抽搐不停,终于问出口:“左哥……这真是您儿子?亲儿子?!” The Zuo Changlu complexion was black: Otherwise?!...... Do you want to go to the home to eat meal in the evening?” 左长路脸色都黑了:“要不然呢?!……你要不要晚上去家里吃饭?” The Wu Tiejiang complexion was all of a sudden stiff, after the moment, accompanies to say with a smile: no no , did not eat meal exempted, I must hit the weapon to the children with single-hearted devotion, matter score relative importance......” 吴铁江脸色一下子僵了,片刻后,陪笑道:“不不不,不了不了,吃饭就免了,我还得专心给孩子们打兵器呢,事情得分个轻重缓急啊……” Zuo Xiaoduo is going against a human and animals harmless youth youngster face, simple-hearted asking: Uncle Wu, you look at this hammer, can hit?” 左小多顶着一张人畜无害的青春的少年脸,天真无邪的问道:“吴叔叔,您看这锤,能打吧?” Can hit......” “能打……” The Wu Tiejiang complexion has started to twist: However one month is not to fire off mostly...... your request were too many were too complex, I must consider to consider in detail carefully.” 吴铁江的脸色已经开始扭曲:“但是一个月多半是打不完的……你这要求太多太复杂了,我得仔细斟酌参详一番。” Not complex.” “没有多复杂啊。” Zuo Xiaoduo looked for stretch/open paper casually, starts the picture schematic diagram: You look, Uncle Wu, you first hit such hammer face, then in makes hammers, between the hammer and hammer face naturally cannot hollow, is fixed with this type of small column, welds......” 左小多随便找了张纸,开始画草图:“您看,吴叔叔,您先打这么个锤面,然后打出内锤,内锤与锤面之间自然不能空心,用这种小立柱固定,焊死……” Then a design mechanism/organization of this inside standard standard, actually only needed the preparation next two types of mechanisms/organizations to be good, so long as made the first group, modeling, other did not illuminate the bottle gourd picture wooden scoop...... is very easy logically.” “然后这里面一个格一个格的设计机关,其实只需要准备下两种机关就好了,只要打出第一组,将之建模,其他的不就都顺理成章照葫芦画瓢……容易得很啊。” As for this mechanism/organization, does not need too strongly, the ox hair needle can achieve in 50 meters to have the lethality to be OK, but drills the needle to achieve 300 meters firing distance to be good, should no major problem?” “至于这机关,也不需要太强劲,牛毛针能做到五十米内有杀伤力就可以了,而锥针达到三百米的射程就好,应该没啥大问题吧?” Zuo Xiaoduo asked. 左小多问道。 Could not hit, this work I could not do.” “打不了,这活儿我干不了。” Wu Tiejiang shakes the head like the rattle-drum. 吴铁江摇头如拨浪鼓。 Cracks a joke? Can the ox hair needle with the strength of launch mechanism/organization, project 50 meters also to hold the lethality purely? Do you know that what is called the ox hair needle? 开什么玩笑?牛毛针单纯用机关之力发射,能够射出五十米还保有杀伤力?你知道不知道什么叫做牛毛针? Compared with willow catkin also heavy how many matters, projects 50 meters? 比柳絮也重不了多少的物事,射出五十米? Your spoke fantasy story?! 你丫的讲天方夜谭呢吧?! How many meter mechanisms/organizations of...... can that you do to project?” “呃……那您能做出射多少米的机关呢?” On the Zuo Xiaoduo face appears disappointed color slightly, felt own old gentleman introduced the so-called extra-superior artisan, besides will shake the head, seemingly had no other characteristics. 左小多脸上显出微微的失望之色,感觉自家老爷子介绍来的这个所谓超一流匠者,除了会摇头之外,貌似没啥别的特点了。 Then is about ten minutes, this work I could not do in addition please wisely this kind of words to say several unexpectedly. 这才不过十分钟,‘这活儿我干不了’‘另请高明’这类话居然已经说了好几遍了。 This could not do exactly, what blacksmith were you also? 这点活都干不了,你还当什么铁匠? Can can be joined to the artisan such high title? 能配得上匠者这么高的头衔吗? If Wu Tiejiang knows that Zuo Xiaoduo is thinking anything now, will grasp on the room that steel-smelting furnace to buckle absolutely directly on this boy head! 如果吴铁江知道左小多现在在想什么,绝对会抓起房中那炼钢炉直接扣在这小子脑袋上! All refine to say the water in this boy head again! 将这小子脑袋里的水全炼出来再说! The work that you said that the entire continent entire universe covered Milky Way also to be not necessarily able some people to do! 你说的这活儿,整个大陆全宇宙盖银河系也未必能有人干得了! This special is feeling embarrassed the person purely! 这特么纯粹就是在为难人! As far as I know, ox hair needle thing, in the entire Star Soul Continent range, over ten meters also has the lethality, is the limit! Moreover the point of descent must be the exposed flesh.” “以我所知,牛毛针这玩意,在整个星魂大陆范围内,超过十米还有杀伤力的,就已经是极限了!而且落点还必须是裸露肌肤。” Wu Tiejiang worn out saying. 吴铁江有气无力的说道。 That establishment can project ten meters mechanism/organization to be good.” “那就设置能够射出十米的机关好了。” Zuo Xiaoduo said: Right, can the true qi strength increase many firing distances in addition?” 左小多道:“对了,加上真气力量能增加不少的射程吧?” Mechanism/Organization controls, cannot extra add true qi again.” Wu Tiejiang rolls the eyes. “机关操控,不能额外再加真气。”吴铁江翻白眼。 „.” Zuo Xiaoduo is somewhat disappointed, is saying one incompetent person again at heart, immediately asked: Drills the needle?” “哦哦。”左小多有些失望,再次在心里说一句无能之辈,随即问:“锥针呢?” Drilling the needle is good to do, can guarantee that 50 meters still had the lethality.” Wu Tiejiang calculates evil ways. “锥针好做一些,可以保证五十米仍有杀伤力。”吴铁江计算一下道。 Hammer face makes the hole, not under the gravity will stroke distorts?” Zuo Xiaoduo asked again. “锤面做上孔,不会在重力击打之下变形吧?”左小多再次问。 Must read the material, although the Thousand Illusions Gold material quality is good, but could not have achieved does not distort, only if Inextinguishable Gold.” Wu Tiejiang rolls the eyes. “要看材料,千幻金材质虽佳,但还做不到不变形,除非是不灭金。”吴铁江翻白眼。 That hammer face uses Inextinguishable Gold!” “那锤面就用不灭金!” Wu Tiejiang weak say/way: Half two Inextinguishable Gold that one kilogram Thousand Illusions Gold, can only refine at most come out...... 25 grams, is the limit......” 吴铁江无力的道:“一公斤千幻金,至多只能提炼出的半两不灭金出来……二十五克,已经是极限……” Can make well, the material is not the issue!” “能弄出来就好,材料不是问题!” Zuo Xiaoduo is filthy rich, said: Material big has, is enough enough.” 左小多财大气粗,道:“材料大大的有,足够足够的。” Enough enough!? 足够足够的!? Wu Tiejiang eyeful doubts looks to Zuo Changlu, Zuo Changlu coughs, has to mediate for the son: Is indeed enough, Little Nan delivered few days ago came......” 吴铁江满眼疑惑的看向左长路,左长路咳嗽一声,不得不为儿子圆场:“的确是足够的,小南前些日子送了些过来……” Wu Tiejiang filled saying of sympathy: Little Nan is really difficult.” 吴铁江充满了同情的说道:“小南真难啊。” Immediately harvests vision two of Zuo Changlu severe warning, soon must hand over to the invitation that in the family/home eats meal. 登时收获左长路严厉警告的目光两枚,以及,一张即将要递出去到家里吃饭的邀请函。 Wu Tiejiang feels the whole body to send coolly. 吴铁江顿感浑身发凉。 Material did not have the issue, can definitely hit?” Zuo Xiaoduo asked attentively. “材料也没问题了,肯定能打吧?”左小多殷勤问道。 Can hit!” Wu Tiejiang is clenching teeth to say. He can feel now, these two hammers, may be oneself this build for a lifetime, expensively most luxurious hammer. “能打!”吴铁江咬着牙说道。他现在能感觉到,这两把锤,极有可能是自己这一辈子打造的,最昂贵最奢侈的锤了。 Can hit well.” “能打就好。” Zuo Xiaoduo lights up with pleasure, feels this blacksmith, there are many skills, can be a competent blacksmith reluctantly. 左小多喜笑颜开,感觉这铁匠,还是有两把刷子的,勉强可以算是一个称职的铁匠。 Your these two hammers, how many jin (0.5 kg) is the preliminary estimate? The weight is precise.” “你这两锤子,初步估计是多少斤?重量是必须要精确的。” Wu Tiejiang more wants more to feel, the issue is very big. 吴铁江越想越觉得,问题很大。 Asked: If the volume were too small definitely could not install so many things, but if were big, but was too heavy.” 不由问道:“若是体积太小了肯定装不上这么多东西的,但若是大了,可就太重了。” With hammering this grade of weapon, cannot only raise to pound is so simple. No matter the multiple hammers, in the user hand, must be light if no thing such as the dance lampwick, this really needs a supernatural power be good. Especially your material, this aspect requested high.” “用锤这等兵器,可不是只能提起来砸过去那么简单的。不管多重的锤,在使用者手上,都必须是轻如无物如舞灯草,这真的必须要一身神力才行。尤其你这材料,更加这方面要求高了。”
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