UPOH :: Volume #1

#104: I like live off a woman! 【First】


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Zuo Changlu is patting the son shoulder, laughs: You and your older sister, make on father my face have the brilliance!” 左长路拍着儿子肩膀,哈哈大笑:“你和你姐姐,都让爸爸我脸上有光彩!” Wu Yuting light smiling, on the face the look, is pride unclearly, with having glory. 吴雨婷淡淡的笑着,脸上神色,全是隐然的骄傲,与有荣焉。 With very rare oneself. the liquor, bumped clinking glasses with Zuo Changlu unexpectedly but actually, raised head to drink the cup 跟着竟很罕见的自己倒了杯酒,与左长路碰了碰杯,一仰头喝了下去。 In a twinkling on elegant face red fragrant ; Happy expression full however, ecstatic, beautiful not local products. 霎时间俏脸上红馥馥的;笑意盈然,心花怒放,美艳不可方物。 On the face of Zuo Xiaonian is also the full smile, proliferates the pride of not mincing! 左小念的脸上亦是满满的笑容,遍布毫不掩饰的骄傲! This is my Little Doggyda! 这就是我的小狗哒 Is cow such! 就是这么的牛! Ha! 哈哈哈! The whole families are very proud, was very happy, is very gratified. 一家人都很骄傲,都很高兴,都很欣慰。 Zuo Xiaoduo looks in in the eye, only felt that in the heart a heat flow surged ; How actually...... does not need oneself to exaggerate ; The parents have not requested more, as long as the son has that little prospect, has the little achievement, their oneself will be much happier. 左小多看在眼内,只感觉心中一股热流涌动了起来;其实……不需要自己如何渲染;父母也没有要求更多,但凡儿子有那么一点点出息,有一点点成就,他们自己就会高兴得不得了。 The intention, the honorable feeling and glorious feeling flood heart, laugh to say again: My temper tantrum, said a moment ago is not detailed, is very clear, very yes, or I am careful, clear explanation?” 心念藉此,光荣感与荣耀感再度满溢心头,哈哈大笑道:“刚才我的情绪失控,说得不是很详细,很清楚,很明白,要不我再仔仔细细,清清楚楚的说明一遍?” Gets the hell out!” “滚蛋!” Three people also ridicule. 三人同时笑骂。 Zuo Xiaoduo smiles, to sit down, grasps the chopsticks, feels twice as the feeling appetite to open greatly, good to wolf down, like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds! 左小多嘿嘿一笑,一屁股坐下,抓起筷子,倍觉感觉胃口大开,好一通狼吞虎咽,风卷残云! Father Zuo and other people of this meetings have eaten similarly, actually also ate a less than half meal, then looks that helplessly Zuo Xiaoduo seems the bottomless pit to be the same, clears off the full table meal! 左爸等三人这会已经吃得差不多了,却也只是吃了一小半饭菜,然后就眼睁睁地看着左小多好似无底洞一般,将满桌子饭菜一扫而光! When empties the complete dinner, held wild animal femur kacha without consulting anybody tucking away, gnaws the bone, completely attracted inside marrow. 清空全部晚饭之余,又径自抱了一块野兽大腿骨咔嚓嚓嚓的大嚼,将骨头生生啃开,将里面的骨髓尽都吸了出来。 The innermost slight part really cannot reach, still knocked knocking with the hand, begins to raise up bone mouth one pinch supinely. 最里面的些微部分实在够不着,仍是用手敲了敲,仰起头竖起骨头嘴一撮。 ! 咻! Draws the mouth completely, gurgle swallows. 全部吸进嘴里,咕嘟咽下去。 Knocks the bone to attract the marrow, no more than so! 敲骨吸髓,不过如此! Father Zuo looks the racket that somebody still has not given full expression the belly, looks around, the surprise asked: This...... is this has not eaten to the full?” 左爸看着某人兀自意犹未尽的拍拍肚皮,东张西望,诧异问道:“这……这是还没吃饱?” Zuo Xiaoduo hit a belch, smacks the lips: If no even, if extra, pushing someone take on a difficult job can also eat again.” 左小多打了个饱嗝,咂咂嘴:“没有的话就算了,要是还有富余的话,勉为其难的还能再吃点。” Ha hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈哈……” Zuo Xiaonian smiles doubles with laughter: Pig!” 左小念笑得前仰后合:“猪啊!” Zuo Changlu shakes the head to laugh in spite of trying not, turns the head to say to Wu Yuting: Teenager, eats the poor father, this saying unexpectedly is right. Starting from tomorrow, in the family/home prepares food only feared that must increase some components.” 左长路摇头失笑,转头对吴雨婷道:“半大小子,吃穷老子,这话竟是一点没错。从明天开始,家里做饭只怕又要多增加些份量了。” Looks in the cup also the remaining half glass of remnant liquor, tosses down, said: In the past these vegetables/dishes, how can the remaining larger part, be possible to be booing today, the soup did not even have directly, avoid actually your mother and child scrubbed, can definitely receive, this really licks one cleanly.” 看着杯中还剩下的半杯残酒,一饮而尽,道:“以往这些菜,怎么都能剩下一大半,今天可倒好,直接连汤都没了,倒是省得你们娘俩洗刷了,完全可以直接收起来了,这舔得真叫一个干净啊。” The whole families laugh. 一家人哈哈大笑。 Zuo Xiaonian stands up lightly: I looked that Doggyda has not eaten to the full, I lead him to go out to eat again, finished eating trains his a while again, may be late.” 左小念翩然站起:“我看狗哒还没吃饱,我再带他出去吃点,吃完再调教他一会儿,可能会晚点回来。” Good, goes.” “好,去吧。” Zuo Changlu laughs: I and your mother must discuss well under participates in the school activity the matter...... ha, several thousand guardians, are both of us most to beam with joy, anticipation, ha hahahaha......” 左长路哈哈一笑:“我和你妈可得好好商量下参加学校活动的事儿……哈哈哈,好几千家长,就属我俩最露脸啊,期待,哈哈哈哈哈……” Zuo Changlu has obviously been glad unconventionally, no longer in ordinary day refined scholarly. 左长路明显已经乐得忘形了,不复平日里得斯文儒雅。 For these days your hidden weapon, lost similar?” Walks Zuo Xiaonian to ask in front suddenly. “你的暗器,这几天损耗的差不多了吧?”在前面走着的左小念突然问道。 Un, are not really many.” “恩,真的不多了。” Zuo Xiaoduo loves dearly very much: Practicing martial arts really consumes money Cai, the hidden weapon round one after another, that is throwing money......, moreover throws money unceasingly. I think 10,000 hidden weapon, can definitely use for a long time is very very long, where thinks where thinks such several days must bottom, are grieved......” 左小多很是心疼:“练武真的是耗费钱才啊,一把一把的暗器发出去,那就是在撒钱啊……而且还是不断地撒钱啊。我以为一万枚暗器,肯定能用很久很久,哪想到,哪想到才这么几天就要见底了,心痛ing……” Zuo Xiaonian remains unmoved: Doggyda, why you want to speak frankly.” 左小念不为所动:“狗哒,你想干啥就直说。” Zuo Xiaoduo saliva face: Elder Sister Niannian, are you tired, do I pinch the shoulder to you?” 左小多涎着脸:“念念姐,你累不累,我给你捏捏肩膀啊?” Does not need, to be all right to do everything to please, non-...... are you want to ask me to lend money?” Zuo Xiaonian snort/hum, continued to proceed. “不用,没事献殷勤,非……你是想要找我借钱吧?”左小念哼了一声,啪嗒啪嗒的继续往前走。 The Zuo Xiaoduo dog-leg follows generally, argued: Taking advantage of several days good, a few days later I can return you, temporarily turnover.” 左小多狗腿一般跟上,一路辩解:“借几天就好,几天后我就能还你,暂时周转而已。” Hehe......” “呵呵……” Zuo Xiaonian shows the whites of the eyes, said: How many turnover do you plan to borrow?” 左小念翻个白眼,道:“你打算借多少周转啊?” Two...... 3000?” The Zuo Xiaoduo probe asked. “两……三千?”左小多试探问道。 3000? Do you link 3000 on hand?” Zuo Xiaonian knits the brows. “三千?你手头连三千块都没有?”左小念皱眉。 I...... Elder Sister Niannian, you listened to me saying that I on money, was changed into the new money of hyphen by me on hand, you do not know I took many efforts......” “我……念念姐,你听我说,我手头上的钱,都被我换成了连号的新钱,你可不知道我费了多少力气……” Zuo Xiaoduo extremely anxiety: Hard-won, does not give up sincerely!” 左小多万分肉疼:“来之不易,真心舍不得动啊!” „The new money of hyphen how? Can 100 of hyphen work as two hundred flowers?” Zuo Xiaonian cold snort/hum, disdains to say. “连号的新钱又如何?连号的一百能当两百花?”左小念冷哼一声,不屑道。 But the new money looks likes, does not give up sincerely.” “可是新钱看着就喜欢,真心舍不得啊。” Zuo Xiaoduo kept sighing: Said again my several thousand dollars...... I am difficult.” 左小多长吁短叹:“再说我那就几千块钱……我难啊。” Several thousand?” Zuo Xiaonian wrinkled the small nose. “几千?”左小念皱起了小鼻子。 This fellow does not speak the truth. 这家伙不说实话啊。 Right, you look at my cultivation, hidden weapon insufficient is not good, Elder Sister Niannian......” “对啊,你看我这修炼,暗器不够用不行啊,念念姐……” Zuo Xiaoduo said that sound to the utmost sweet greasy strong point. 左小多道,声音极尽甜腻之能事。 „...... Good good.” “……好吧好吧。” Zuo Xiaonian shows the whites of the eyes, said: I can subsidize you, but...... Doggyda, your is the live off a woman behavior, beautiful mouth asks for money with the girl, doesn't feel disgraced?” 左小念翻个白眼,道:“我可以资助你,不过……狗哒,你这个可是属于吃软饭的行为啊,红口白牙的跟女孩子要钱,不觉得丢人啊?” Zuo Xiaoduo have a strong sense of righteousness say/way: Soft food is delicious, the good digestion, I most liked live off a woman!” 左小多大义凛然的道:“软饭好吃,还好消化,我最喜欢吃软饭了!” These words just exit|to speak, immediately attracts countless people to settle down following the sound looks like. 这句话甫一出口,登时引来无数人驻足循声看来。 Although the society opened, but, dares saying that oneself live off a woman is so loud the boasts soft food delicious person, is not many. 虽然社会开放了,但是,敢说自己吃软饭还这么大声夸软饭好吃的人,还是不多的。 But who actually must have a look is, is so insensitive, unexpectedly under sunny day, can eat live off a woman such natural righteous. 倒要看看是谁,这么厚脸皮,青天白日之下,居然能够将吃软饭吃的这么理所当然理直气壮。 The people glance look, making noise impressively is a very graceful young fellow, un...... this is also reasonable, does not lead, why live off a woman, is the beautiful woman but who his side that beautiful letting person does not dare to look straight ahead what situation?! 众人上眼一看,出声的赫然是个挺帅的小伙子,嗯……这也在情理之中,不帅一点,凭啥吃软饭啊,可他身边那个美的让人不敢直视的美女又是什么情形?! In the hearts of countless man the acid does not result in immediately good. 无数男人的心中登时酸得不行不行的。 I special daily tired likely dog, entire family high and low depended on my oneself also to ask a yellow-faced old woman also to clash me to roar daily, the custom was also bigger than the day. 我特么天天累的像条狗,全家上下都靠我自己也只是找了一个黄脸婆还天天冲我吼,规矩还大过天。 Has a look at others, not only live off a woman, but also has the attractive soft food! 看看人家,不仅吃软饭,而且还是吃得这么漂亮的软饭! You said where on this reasons things out?! 你说这上哪说理去?! This way of the world, this is any way of the world!” “这世道,这是一个什么世道!” Middle-aged person indignant turning head of goes, leaves in big strides ; Stature extremely fat wife catches up in big strides, the anger scolded: This way of the world? Your some families looks commanders-in-chief? On your fading type, the single leg knelt down to ask the marriage of old lady in the past, can the old lady marry you? You hit for a lifetime the material of hoodlum! Now saw that others aren't balanced? You how not first urination photo welldoing of oneself!” 一个中年人气愤愤的扭头而去,大踏步离开;身边身材臃肿的老婆大踏步赶上,愤怒斥骂道:“这世道怎么了?你有人家长得帅么?就你这衰样,当年要不是单腿下跪求老娘的婚,老娘能嫁给你?你就是打一辈子光棍的料!现在看到人家不平衡了?你怎么不先撒泡尿照照自己的德行呢!” The middle-aged guy leads the way unemotionally in big strides, on the face the muscle pulls out. 中年汉子面无表情大踏步前行,脸上肌肉一抽一抽。 Has a look at others, has a look at my oneself again. 看看人家,再看看我自己 Also is really completely discouraged, live without hope...... 还真的是万念俱灰,生无可恋…… Good good, gives you money.” “好啦好啦,给你钱。” Zuo Xiaonian is without turning a hair, as talent young girl, from very early time has been used to others' gaze, draws the Zuo Xiaoduo half step to enter a small restaurant: Boss, to one barrel of rice. Comes two large bowl steamed beef soup again.” 左小念面不改色,作为天才少女,从很早的时候就已经习惯了别人的注视,拉着左小多快步走进一家小饭馆:“老板,给来一桶米饭。再来两大碗牛肉汤。” One barrel!?” “一桶!?” One barrel!” “一桶!” Zuo Xiaoduo the face somewhat is immediately red: Where actually also has more than enough Xu Duo/many...... my capacity for food so is so big, said again has eaten at home......” 左小多登时脸有些红:“其实也用不了那么许多……我饭量哪有那么大,再说在家里已经吃过了……” Slightly area unit. 稍顷。 One barrel of rice. 一桶米饭上来。 Zuo Xiaoduo without delay , to continue to wolf down,...... that two large bowl ox head soup ate all cleanly, poured into the barrel the bowl bottom cooking liquor finally simply, moved the barrel, raised head to strike an attitude, in the hand the chopsticks dug up like light shadow general one. 左小多二话不说,继续狼吞虎咽,呼呼啦啦……连带那两大碗牛头汤尽数吃得干干净净,最后干脆将碗底汤汁都倒进了桶里,搬起桶来,仰头作势,手中筷子如同光影一般的一阵扒拉。 Clean. 清洁溜溜。 Was full! This was really full!” “饱了!这回是真的饱了!” Zuo Xiaoduo wipes the mouth, happy satisfied saying. 左小多抹抹嘴,幸福满足的说道。 Walks!” “走!” Zuo Xiaonian abandons money, pulls up the Zuo Xiaoduo anxious illness/quick to go out. 左小念扔下钱,拉起左小多急疾出门。 Leaves behind one group of dumbfounded diners! 身后,留下一群目瞪口呆的食客! This young fellow...... 这小伙子…… Isn't this capacity for food...... big? 这饭量……还不大么? Did this make the big effort...... to eat so many? 这得是下了多大的力气……才能吃这么多? Yeah, I, if has such a female companion, perhaps I can eat him are more. 哎,我要是有这么一个女伴,或许我能比他吃的更多。 Yeah, it is well known, certain matters are one type consume the physical strength the matter, a girlfriend more beautiful more attractive stature is better, is exactly more tired with the physical strength that it accompanies. 哎,众所周知,某些事是一种非常耗费体力的事情,女朋友越美越漂亮身材越好,与之相伴的体力活就越劳累。 Understandable. 还是可以理解的。 Is the man, long live understanding! 都是男人,理解万岁哇! ...... …… 2 : 00 am, going home in two people on tiptoe diving trace. 凌晨 2 点时分,两人蹑足潜踪的回到家里。 Hungry......” Zuo Xiaoduo was big and hungry, eyeful pitiful looks at Zuo Xiaonian, performing hopes for meaning. “饿了……”左小多饥肠辘辘,满眼可怜兮兮的看着左小念,尽是期盼意味。 Gives you.” Has preparation Zuo Xiaonian to take two alone corner/horn deer hind legs from the ring early without consulting anybody: Was about to eat sleeping.” “给你。”早有准备的左小念径自从戒指里面取出来两条独角鹿后腿:“快吃了睡觉。” Looks at enough 40-50 jin (0.5 kg) alone corner/horn deer hind leg, Zuo Xiaoduo swallowed saliva. 看着足足40-50斤独角鹿后腿,左小多咽了一口唾沫。 This...... so many? 这……这么多? Almost enough.” “一条就差不多够了。” „Can determination?” “确定能够?” Almost.” “差不多。” „.” “给。” Having space ring is good.” Zuo Xiaoduo is filled with the say/way that envies. “有空间戒指就是好。”左小多满心羡慕的道。 Saves the province you, that although Uncle Nan leaves behind to you, but...... our mother impossible present to give you.” “省省吧你,虽说南叔叔留下的那枚就是给你的,但是……咱妈不可能现在就给你。” Why?” “为啥呢?” You think that space ring is casual can start, at your present spiritual thought strength radically helpless...... hehe.” Zuo Xiaonian hehe, said: When you entered Embryonic Breathing Boundary, the servant wants the ring again, hehe, come on Little Doggyda.” “你以为空间戒指是随随便便就能启动的么,以你现在的神念力量根本无能为力……呵呵。”左小念呵呵一声,道:“等你什么时候进入了胎息境界,再跟妈要戒指吧,嘿嘿,加油啊小狗哒。” Zuo Xiaonian twisted on the Zuo Xiaoduo face, this returned to room/house Shuijiao well satisfied. 左小念左小多脸上拧了一把,这才心满意足的回房睡觉去了。 Was felt the face of oneself by frivolous......” Zuo Xiaoduo, whispered: Is my heart is also big, does not care ; Daily was flirted, yeah...... looks graceful is really a original sin!?” “又被轻薄了……”左小多摸着自己的脸,嘀嘀咕咕:“也就是我心大,不在乎;天天被吃豆腐,哎……长得帅真是一种原罪吗!?” Worried......” “苦恼啊……” A Zuo Xiaoduo face worried holds that alone corner/horn deer leg to tuck away, then a sleep/felt rests to a big way dawn, even/including dream has not made one ; Dawn gets out of bed, the snoring ate a lot, cleared off the breakfast of Wu Yuting careful preparation again, traces the mouth to go to school. 左小多一脸苦恼的捧着那条独角鹿腿大嚼,然后一觉睡到大天亮,连梦也没做一个;天亮起床,唏哩呼噜吃了一肚子,再次将吴雨婷精心准备的早餐一扫而光,摸摸嘴巴上学去了。 A Wu Yuting face again is speechless. 吴雨婷再次的一脸无语。 Can the breakfast component of this morning preparing, compared with it yesterday morning a time of quantity, unexpectedly insufficient?! 今早晨备下的早餐份量,比之昨天早晨又要多出一倍的量,竟然还是不够?! Zuo Changlu!” 左长路!” Wu Yuting called out. 吴雨婷叫道。
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