UAW :: Volume #4

#208: Boyfriend contract 【Legend level】

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【Thanked hitting of GS greatly wet baby shoe to enjoy, thank the monthly ticket of starry night arrogant wind baby shoe】 【感谢GS大湿童鞋的打赏,感谢星夜傲风童鞋的月票】 Tendou Civil Security Corporation. 天童民间警备公司。 In Tendou Kisara is taking of beatings legend great magical instruments, the abbreviation is the night stick, alias ‚radish’ the big stick. 天童木更手里拿着传说名伟大的神器之一杀威棒,简称是警棍,别名‘萝卜’大棒。 A Feng Yu Chen criminal undergoing reform-through-labor squats to stand likely generally in the small corner, double-handed is holding the head, leniency to those who confess, the firm foundation puts on, the resistance severely, goes home to celebrate the new year, Feng Yu Chen did not acknowledge that own dreadful behavior, he indicated that he is ‚just messenger’!! 风雨辰像个劳改犯一般蹲立在小墙角,双手抱着头,坦白从宽,牢底坐穿,抗拒从严,回家过年,风雨辰坚决不承认自己的猥琐行为,他表明他是‘正义的使者’！！ Tendou Kisara sits on the swivel chair, asked to Feng Yu Chen: „Your also what words said? Is acknowledged that your shameless act does refuse to answer the issue?” 天童木更坐在转椅上,向风雨辰问道:“你还有什么话好说？是承认你的无耻行径还是拒绝回答问题？” In Feng Yu Chen saying of good over the face: „Head is big, do you look at me likely are an appearance of bystander? Do I meow idle especially am being all right to do, look inexpensively? I go in truly is the male bathroom is coming, moreover did you also ask the boss in inn? This matter is that crowd of Little Loli is being up to mischief absolutely, you may probably believe my pureness, Head, after I since have joined our company, is conscientious, has thought helps the head pass the Ojou-sama day, but diligently works......” 风雨辰内牛满面的说道:“社长大大,你看我像是一副外人的模样么？我特喵的闲着没事干,找贱么？我进去的时候确实是男浴室来着的,而且你也问了旅店的老板了吧？这件事情绝对是那群小萝莉们在搞鬼啊,你可要相信我的清白啊,社长,我自从加入了咱们公司以后,一直是兢兢业业,一直以为了让社长过上大小姐的日子而努力的干活……” Cannot acknowledge that kills is not good, meow, Tendou Kisara is finding the excuse not to settle accounts the wages to oneself especially absolutely, this goods think anything, he knows. 坚决不能承认,打死也不行,特喵的,天童木更绝对是在找借口不给自己结算工资,这货想什么,他都知道。 „You want to take a beating or continue to quibble, I told you, today you must to your dreadful act that I acknowledged that then tomorrow will be in front of everybody to read out your written self-criticism, must write to suffice 10,000 characters to me the written self-criticism, moreover cannot irrigate, your rotten conduct, shook saying that to me...... Tendou Kisara threatened completely”. “你是想挨揍还是继续狡辩,我告诉你,今天你必须给我承认的你的猥琐行径,然后明天当着大家的面宣读你的检讨书,必须给我写够10000字的检讨书,而且不能灌水,将你的恶劣行径,全部都给我抖出来……”天童木更气势汹汹的说道。 „......” “……” Goes too far!! 欺人太甚！！ Feng Yu Chen stands immediately, unyielding saying: „Meow, the young master I do not do especially......” 风雨辰顿时站起来,硬气的说道:“特喵的,少爷我不干了……” „Good, I just am thinking, did not need to pay up, you walked......” Tendou Kisara optional beckoned with the hand to say. “好啊,我正想着呢,不用结账了,你走吧……”天童木更随意的摆手说道。 „Volume......” “额……” Feng Yu Chen turns around immediately, saying of healthy tendency: „Oh, I am a man, I walked, the head you what to do, you supported this company to be too laborious, I was not cruel enough, I have decided that continued to stay, I must be a three excellencies man!” 风雨辰顿时转身,一股正气的说道:“唉,我是个男人,我走了,社长你怎么办,你一个人撑着这个公司太辛苦了,我不忍心啊,我决定了,继续呆下去了,我要做一个三好男人！” „......” “……” The facial skin was too thick...... 脸皮太厚了…… Tendou Kisara thought that Feng Yu Chen this fellow is the shell hits the airtight insensitivity simply, appearance that but also facing death bravely, the facial skin is not valuable...... 天童木更不禁觉得风雨辰这个家伙简直是炮弹都打不透的厚脸皮,还一副英勇就义的样子,脸皮不值钱啊…… Abdomen black thick-skinned, person to black invincible, person to inexpensive also invincible, the abdomen black female meets the shameless male, they are pair ‚sword’ combine and complement one another, unmatched in the world. 一个腹黑一个脸厚,人至黑则无敌,人至贱也无敌,腹黑女遇上厚脸男,他们是双‘剑’合璧,天下无敌。 ( Yang Guo / Xiaolongnu: Do not place on a par with these two goods us) （杨过/小龙女:不要将我们和这俩货相提并论） Bustling with activity Chinese, south overjoyed sword( inexpensive male) spring! South the sword( inexpensive male) spring wine, you are worth having. 龙腾虎跃中国人,欢天喜地剑南（贱男）春！剑南（贱男）春酒,你值得拥有。 ( Lamb: Please disregard this message) （羔羊:请无视这句广告词） For money, Feng Yu Chen was really thick-skinned, after all in the family|home had Little Loli to support, for Kohinata, he must strive to be been more formidable by oneself, the life was honest, the facial skin price was higher, if were Loli, therefore, both all may throw!! 为了钱,风雨辰真得是脸厚了,毕竟家里有一个小萝莉要养活啊,为了小日向,他要争取让自己更加强大起来,生命诚可贵,脸皮价更高,若为萝莉故,两者皆可抛！！ Tendou Kisara suddenly took Feng Yu Chen not to have idea, after all this was really the Little Loli practical joke, she did not have the means that but looked by Feng Yu Chen is only the genuine matter, moreover he also comforted his tender body, Little Loli was pressing above, she and Feng Yu Chen two people intimately have been contacting such, can say that both sides did not have anything the matter that was worth keeping secret, looked also looked, touched has also traced, kissed has also kissed, on the difference step, she felt last had the type by the appearance that Feng Yu Chen ate to decide. 天童木更一时间拿风雨辰没辙了,毕竟这真得是小萝莉们恶作剧,她也没有办法啊,不过自己被风雨辰看光了是真正的事情,而且他还抚慰自己的娇躯,小萝莉在上面压着,她和风雨辰两个人一直这么亲密接触着,可以说,双方都没有什么值得保密的事情了,看也看了,摸也摸了,亲也亲了,就差最后一步了,她感觉有种被风雨辰吃定的样子。 Since Feng Yu Chen arrived here, a life day of tranquility of Tendou Kisara, either has not been moved, either is ashamed and resentful, either is gentle, either is indignant, either is happy, either does, a heaven goes to hell, she felt that her rhythm of life was completely chaotic, sometimes in head faint reappearing Feng Yu Chen's appearance, reappeared his time normal temperature often to be supply inexpensive the male expression...... 自从风雨辰来到了这里后,天童木更的生活没有一天的平静,要么感动,要么羞愤,要么温柔,要么气愤,要么幸福,要么作死,一下天堂一下地狱,她感觉自己的生活节奏完全乱了,有时候脑袋里面隐隐的浮现风雨辰的样子,浮现出他那时常温柔时常贱男的表情…… Original Tendou Kisara thinks own person at heart is Satomi Rentarou, but sometimes really own idea decided that Feng Yu Chen looked like the torpedo that attacked suddenly to be ordinary, has hit her heart, with him in the same place, was sometimes happy warm is joyful, was also often is sometimes ashamed and resentful is often obstinate is often speechless, she again stupid, knows that this was anything...... 本来天童木更以为自己心里的人是里见莲太郎的,可是有时候真得不由自己的想法决定,风雨辰像一个突然袭击过来的鱼雷一般,命中了她的心脏,和他在一起的时候,有时候非常开心非常温暖非常快乐,可是有时候又时常羞愤时常顽时常无语,她就算再笨,也知道这是什么了…… Feng Yu Chen looks at Tendou Kisara appearance, puts out a hand immediately, in her has extended under the palm at present, saying of care: „Kisara, you do not have the matter, can make the hemodialysis? Today has probably not been the time......” 风雨辰看着天童木更怔怔的样子,顿时伸手在她的眼前伸了下手掌,关心的说道:“木更,你没有事吧,难道又要做血液透析了？今天好像没有到时间啊……” Hemodialysis, um, recently was Feng Yu Chen has accompanied Tendou Kisara to make the hemodialysis to the hospital together. 血液透析,嗯,最近一直是风雨辰陪着天童木更一起到医院做血液透析的。 „Yeah......” “哎……” Tendou Kisara sighed immediately, asked to Feng Yu Chen: „Did you look? My body?” 天童木更顿时叹了口气,向风雨辰问道:“你都看了吧？我的身体？” Feng Yu Chen putting out a hand flexure under the head, this matter he must acknowledge that cannot deceive oneself and others, cannot help but nods, said: „Um, sorry, should not be angry, should look looked, no...... Should not look...... Also looked......” 风雨辰伸手挠了下脑袋,这件事情他还是要承认的,不能自欺欺人啊,不由得点头,说道:“嗯,抱歉,你别生气,该看的都看了,不……不该看的……也看了……” Tendou Kisara asked again: „Attractive?” 天童木更再次问道:“好看么？” „Attractive......” Feng Yu Chen cannot help but said that somewhat disturbed looks at Tendou Kisara expression. “好看……”风雨辰不由自主的说了出来,有些忐忑的看着天童木更的表情。 „You thought that I am what kind of?” Tendou Kisara asked again. “你觉得我这个人怎么样？”天童木更再次问道。 Saying that Feng Yu Chen wants not to think: „Although was somewhat parsimonious, the genuine matter will not contain to money, is gentle to 39 these children, moreover does not haggle over to spend, although will not prepare food, but there is a compassion well......” 风雨辰想也没有想的说道:“虽然有些吝啬了,不会真正的事情对钱不含乎,对39的那些孩子们非常温柔,而且也不计较花钱,虽然不会做饭,但是有爱心就好……” Tendou Kisara white Feng Yu Chen, he did not understand himself to say anything, but this reply was also similar. 天童木更不禁白了风雨辰一眼,他根本不懂自己在说什么,不过这个回答也差不多了。 Then divine intervention Kisara took Zhang Baizhi, fast above has written something, throwing that then blushes to Feng Yu Chen, said: „Signs your given name, by...... Later, I...... We are...... Male...... Men and women...... Friends......” 接着天意木更将一张白纸拿了出来,快速的上面写了些东西,然后脸红的扔给风雨辰,说道:“签上你的大名,以……以后,我……我们就是……男……男女……朋友了……” Feng Yu Chen received the paper, looked: 风雨辰接过了纸张,看了起来: Boyfriend contract: 男友合同书: Party A:( Blank) 甲方:（空白） Party B: Tendou Kisara 乙方:天童木更 Contract rule: 合同条例: First, Party A &\; B conclude the contract, becomes male and female friend who being on intimate terms falls in love with, and considers to marry in accordance with the situation \; 一、甲乙双方缔结契约,成为相亲相爱的男女朋友,并视情况考虑结婚\; Second, once the signature, the contract becomes effective, Party B may propose when necessary bids good-bye, Party A does not have the right to propose bids good-bye \; 二、一旦签名,契约生效,乙方可随时提出分手,甲方没有权利提出分手\; Third, agreed without Party B that Party A can not make kiss and other actions to Party B at will, such as Party A violates the agreement, Party B visible situation gravity carries on the corporal punishment \; 三、未经乙方同意,甲方不得随意对乙方做出亲吻等举动,如甲方违反约定,乙方可视情况严重性进行体罚\; Fourth, after concluding the contract, besides the necessary expenditure, all current assets is governed by Party B, and has the right to decide whether assigns Party A to spend, Party B may carry on the teleportation expense of floating capital at will, Party A can not have any complaint \; 四、缔结契约之后,除必要花费之外,所有流动资产由乙方掌管,并有权决定是否分配甲方必须花费,乙方可随意进行流动资金的转移消费,甲方不得有任何怨言\; Fifth, after concluding the contract, Party B lives in Party A room, but Party B rests the upper berth, Party A rests the floor \; 五、缔结契约之后,乙方居住在甲方房间,但是乙方睡上铺,甲方睡地板\; Sixth, after concluding the contract, all housework are undertaken by Party A, Party B is generally irresponsible. 六、缔结契约之后,所有一切家务由甲方承担,乙方概不负责。 Seventh, after concluding the contract, Party A can not outside other females with Party B have any intimate relation, such as Party A violates the agreement, Party B visible situation gravity carries on the corporal punishment \; 七、缔结契约之后,甲方不得与乙方以外的其它女性发生任何亲密关系,如甲方违反约定,乙方可视情况严重性进行体罚\; ...... …… Tenth, the above all contract rules, Party B may carry on increase at will / deletion / revision and other operations, all the right to interpret belongs to Party B finally, Party A can not have any complaint. 十、以上所有合同条例,乙方可随意进行添加/删除/修改等操作,所有最终解释权归乙方所有,甲方不得有任何怨言。
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