UAW :: Volume #11

#930: Forbids to hit in the dormitory | Artillery


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Today eight ask monthly ticket, second delivers 【今天八更求月票,第二更送上】 Misaka Mikoto and Feng Yu Chen pursued to hurry back to the student's dormitory, just has caught the time of going to sleep, because was first day, Misaka Mikoto has not been serious dorm supervisor, erupted the fight with Feng Yu Chen immediately once more. 御坂美琴风雨辰一追一赶回到了学生宿舍,刚好赶上了入睡的时间,但是因为是第一天,御坂美琴并没有将舍监当一回事,和风雨辰立即再次爆发开了战斗。 Bastard, do not run, today I must pull down your safety pants!” Misaka Mikoto points at Feng Yu Chen to say. “混蛋,不要跑,今天我一定要扒下你的安全裤!”御坂美琴指着风雨辰说道。 „......” “……” Feng Yu Chen can only hug to smile bitterly, won't this fellow regard female student him really? Shokuhou Misaki said her to believe that was really the fellow who was easy to cheat. 风雨辰只能够抱以苦笑,这个家伙不会还真得将他当成女生了吧?食蜂操祈说得她都相信了,真得是个容易哄骗的家伙啊。 Thump! Bang!” “咚!嘭!” In Misaka Mikoto and Feng Yu Chen pre-battle, two people felt once more immediately a chest pain, a flower, falls on the ground at present. 就在御坂美琴风雨辰再次战斗前,两个人顿时感觉胸口一痛,眼前一花,倒在了地面上。 Forbids to hit in the dormitory | The artillery, your Railgun and high-gravity artillery do not launch in my management region!” “禁止在宿舍内打|炮,你们的超电磁炮和超重力炮不要在我的管理区域内发射!” Wears OL of eyeglasses to install the silk stockings female not to have hesitant getting rid, the long-term usage elbow and knee overthrow Feng Yu Chen and Misaka Mikoto in the ground, then she puts out a hand to clutch the clothes of two people, has thrown into the dormitory instantaneously. 一个戴着眼镜的OL装丝袜女性丝毫没有犹豫的出手,连续使用手肘和膝盖将风雨辰御坂美琴打倒在地面上,接着她伸手揪起两个人的衣服,瞬间扔进了宿舍之内。 Getting out of bed time 7 : 00-7 : 30 \; Breakfast time 7 : 30-8 : 00...... Knew? also, warned again that does not allow to hit in the dormitory | Artillery, hitting in any significance | The artillery forbids, the ghost knows that academy will permit you **!” “起床时间7:00-7:30\;早餐时间7:30-8:00……知道了么?还有,再次警告,不允许在宿舍内打|炮,任何意义上的打|炮都禁止,鬼知道学园会允许你们两个**!” dorm supervisor numerous closing. 舍监重重的关上门走了开来。 Shouted......” “呼……” Feng Yu Chen and Misaka Mikoto two people twitched immediately, belly It hurts, is really a ruthless person. 风雨辰御坂美琴两个人顿时抽搐了下,肚子好痛,真是个狠人啊。 Simply has not caught her skill, what kind of character is?” Feng Yu Chen covers the belly to knit the brows to say. “根本没有捕捉到她的身手,到底是何许人物?”风雨辰捂得肚子皱眉说道。 Our duels have not stopped, comes again!” “我们的决斗还没有停止,再来!” Misaka Mikoto covers the belly to struggle to stand, has put out a coin. 御坂美琴捂着肚子挣扎着站起来,拿出了一枚硬币。 You meow the brain is especially remnant, had not heard does not let hit | Artillery! Did not fear that was beaten savagely again, you as far as possible are noisy, moreover I estimated that just that was also the light penalty!” “你特喵的脑残么,没有听说过不让打|炮了么!不怕被再次暴打,你就尽量闹,而且我估计刚刚那还算是轻的惩罚!” Feng Yu Chen white Misaka Mikoto, then starts to reorganize the bunk, changes the slipper, enters the toilet to start to take a bath. 风雨辰白了御坂美琴一眼,然后开始整理起床铺,换上拖鞋,进入洗漱间开始洗澡。 Misaka Mikoto was recalling dorm supervisor just attack, shrank under the neck, that temporarily tomorrow will again come, must punch to fall face down him, tomorrow must material, how have a look to cope with the attraction different functions well. 御坂美琴回想着舍监刚刚的袭击,缩了下脖子,那就暂时明天再来吧,一定要将他揍趴下,明天要好好查查资料,看看如何对付引力异能。 Hello, you a bit faster wash, one must turn off the lights, hears not to have!!” “喂,你快点洗,一会就要熄灯了,听见没有!!” Misaka Mikoto makes an effort kicked under the gate of bathroom to say. 御坂美琴用力的踢了下浴室的门说道。 You are idiot, don't especially meow coming, I male!” “你是笨蛋么,别特喵的进来,我是男的!” Feng Yu Chen door knob loud saying of holding down bathroom, this fellow wants immediately stupidly. 风雨辰顿时按住浴室的门把手大声的说道,这个家伙要有多笨啊。 „............ Knew...... You incurred, Shokuhou Student said with me, you were dressed as a man, otherwise Tokiwadai such fame big aristocrat girls'school will recruit how possibly a male student, was really, I said you, enough strange, feared that looked at light words, same put on safety pants......” Misaka Mikoto by not to say on the line in the bathroom entrance with me. “啊……啊……知道了……切,你就招了吧,食蜂同学都和我说了,你是女扮男装的,不然常盘台这样名气大的贵族女校怎么可能会招收一个男生,真是的,我说你啊,也有够怪的,怕被看光的话,和我一样穿安全裤不就行了么……”御坂美琴靠在浴室门口说道。 „......” “……” Feng Yu Chen does not want to explain, tomorrow must ask Shokuhou Misaki this fellow to do accounts, at present looks like to Misaka Mikoto explained that is not good, cannot make her look that directly the own masculine characteristics showed that in that case, she estimated will release Railgun immediately. 风雨辰不想解释了,明天一定要找食蜂操祈这个家伙算帐,目前看来向御坂美琴解释也不行了,总不能直接让她看自己男性的特征来证明吧,那样的话,她估计会立即释放超电磁炮的。 After one washes, Feng Yu Chen wore the box shorts to walk. 一番洗漱完毕之后,风雨辰穿着四角裤走了出来。 Misaka Mikoto looks at Feng Yu Chen draw the chest, ridiculed immediately that said: He He, has not thought that your this fellow radically is Ping Xiong, including the elementary students was inferior that no wonder is dressed as a man, I will not despise your......” 御坂美琴看着风雨辰平乎乎的胸口,顿时嘲笑起来,说道:“呵呵,没有想到你这个家伙根本就是平胸啊,连小学生都不如呢,怪不得女扮男装,嘛,我不会鄙视你的……” „......” “……” „Are you airport are good? I said I am male, but also cannot look, some of your multi- idiots?” Feng Yu Chen felt that this fellow has not rescued, he male, naturally did not have the chest. “你才是飞机场好吧?我都说我是男的了,还看不出来,你到底有多白痴啊?”风雨辰感觉这个家伙没有救了,他是男的,自然没有胸了。 Misaka Mikoto double-handed is dragging ****, saying of proud as: Ha Ha, I am also some chest materials, you are actually the genuine airport, no wonder will play the role of the male......” 御坂美琴双手拖着****,骄傲似的说道:“哈哈,我好歹也是有些胸料的,你却是真正的飞机场,难怪会扮成男性啊……” „......” “……” Feng Yu Chen turned under Byakugan, as a result of the relations of present age, but also cannot see the Adam's apple, otherwise can also prove, is really...... 风雨辰翻了下白眼,由于现在年龄的关系,还看不出喉结,不然的话也能够证明了啊,真是的…… You take your bath to go, I must sleep.” “你洗你的澡去吧,我要睡觉了。” „......” “……” Misaka Mikoto looks at lies down Feng Yu Chen on bed, entered in the washing room to start snort|hum not the well-known ballad to wash. 御坂美琴看着躺在床上的风雨辰,进入洗漱室里面开始哼着不知名的歌谣洗了起来。 However this actually created to Feng Yu Chen has puzzled, Loli in the bathroom took a bath, moreover in joyful snort|hum small song, did this also too that what, in the following day, want Tenten/every day to experience such matter? 但是这对风雨辰却造成了困扰了,一个萝莉在浴室里面洗澡而且还在快乐的哼着小歌,这也太那个啥了吧,接下来的日子里,难道要天天经历这样的事情? Hello, Misaka, can your this fellow not make the sound? I must sleep!” Feng Yu Chen said. “喂,御坂,你这个家伙能够别发出声音么?我还要睡觉呢!”风雨辰说道。 You manage, I was glad......” the Misaka Mikoto sound to pass from the bathroom. “你管的着,我乐意……”御坂美琴的声音从浴室中传了出来。 „......” “……” Thump...... Your low voice, counted your this dormitories most to quarrel, do not let me hear to hit | The sound of artillery!” “咚咚……你们俩个小声点,就数你们这个宿舍最吵了,别让我听到打|炮的声音!” dorm supervisor made an effort to knock under dormitory door to say. 舍监用力敲了下宿舍门说道。 Oh...... 唉…… Feng Yu Chen numerous sighing, he must apply to replace the dormitory to the school authorities tomorrow, otherwise must not have the means to rest really normally, after all Misaka Mikoto this only Loli sleeps in side, distance tentacles between two people may, moreover unavoidably will have changes the clothes and so on scene...... 风雨辰重重的叹了口气,他明天一定要向校方申请更换宿舍,不然真得没有办法正常的休息了,毕竟御坂美琴这只萝莉在旁边睡觉,两个人之间的距离触手可及,而且难免会有换衣服之类的场景…… Naturally, these are by no means most important, most important one day, Misaka Mikoto has awakened, knew after Feng Yu Chen is a male student, what to do, definitely to massacre his, at that time met the violent to walk absolutely. 当然,这些并非最重要的,最重要的是有一天,御坂美琴觉醒了,知道了风雨辰是男生之后,会怎么办,肯定会想要杀掉他的,那个时候绝对会暴走的。 However applied to pass, submitted another application once more, possibly passed? Moreover yesterday Shokuhou Misaki submitted the application in the name of Feng Yu Chen's , this also suitable trouble, moreover Misaka Mikoto was also convinced by Shokuhou Misaki, is really the city palace deep woman, the Feng Yu Chen's biggest match is not Misaka Mikoto, but is Shokuhou Misaki. 但是申请都已经通过了,再次递交另一份申请,可能通过么?而且昨天食蜂操祈是用风雨辰的名义提交申请的,这也相当的麻烦,而且御坂美琴还被食蜂操祈说服了,真是个城府深厚的女人啊,风雨辰的最大对手不是御坂美琴,而是食蜂操祈 The key is the spiritual operation of Shokuhou Misaki may poor cope, if uses the violence solution, some extremely, but this tone cannot swallow in any event. 关键是食蜂操祈精神操纵可不怎么好对付的,如果使用暴力解决的话,就有些太过了,但是这口气无论如何是不能够咽下去的。 Hello, tomorrow has the time? Buys safety pants together, just had not bought good safety pants.” Misaka Mikoto scratches the wet dark brown to send to ask to Feng Yu Chen. “喂,明天有时间么?一起去买安全裤吧,刚刚没有买到好的安全裤。”御坂美琴擦着湿漉漉的茶色发丝向风雨辰问道。 Does not go! You buy safety pants to close my anything matter!” The appearance that Feng Yu Chen just about to falls asleep, this split second could not fall asleep, tosses about the person. “不去!你买安全裤关我什么事情!”风雨辰刚要睡着的样子,这一瞬间又睡不着了,折腾人啊。 You are not put on four corner/horn safety pants, everybody is the same custom, I will also not ridicule your.” Misaka Mikoto takes off the coat, has revealed the fair fine dressed carcass, has changed the night clothes...... “你不也是穿四角的安全裤么,嘛,大家都是一样的习惯,我又不会嘲笑你的。”御坂美琴脱掉上衣,露出了白皙精致的胴体,换上了睡衣…… „......” “……” Rumble...... 咕噜…… Feng Yu Chen had to plant to throw the past idea, but remembered dorm supervisor to forbid to hit | The words of artillery, stopped this behavior immediately. 风雨辰有种想要扑过去的想法,但是想起舍监禁止打|炮的话,顿时中止了这种行为。 „Didn't you suddenly fight with me? Also called me together?” Asking of Feng Yu Chen doubts. “你怎么突然不和我战斗了?还叫上我一起?”风雨辰疑惑的问道。 „, I can also look am the Shokuhou scheme, I am not idiot, moreover you and I like putting on safety pants, temporarily this peace talks, but I must make you know that I am strongest, I will study quickly to cope with your attraction ability the means.” The towel that Misaka Mikoto will dry threw on the table immediately, started going to sleep. “嘛,我也看得出来是食蜂的计谋,我也不是笨蛋,而且你和我都喜欢穿安全裤,暂时这和谈吧,不过我一定要让你知道我才是最强的,我很快就会研究出对付你引力能力的办法的。”御坂美琴将擦干的毛巾顿时扔到了桌子上面,开始了入睡。 „......” “……” What is likes putting on safety pants!! 什么叫都喜欢穿安全裤!! Feng Yu Chen was incapable of spitting the trough...... 风雨辰无力吐槽了……
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