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#139: Pitiful Ling Xu 【Second】


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Ling Xu is holding silver spear, is black the face. 凌旭抱着银枪,黑着脸。 His first time hears some people before fight, the request suspends, the reason has not had the breakfast. 他第一次听到有人在打架之前,要求暂停,理由是没有吃早饭。 Separates far away, the fragrance of barbecue unstoppable to drill into his nose. Too hateful! Eats the barbecue very early in the morning unexpectedly! In the Ling Xu heart resented that elder assembly opened one in the evening, he one late has not eaten the thing, now in belly empty. Now actually must look at a bastard helplessly, eats the meat in front of oneself in gulps. 隔得老远,烤肉的香味还是无可抵挡地钻入他鼻子里。太可恶了!竟然一大早就吃烤肉!凌旭心中愤恨,长老会开了一晚上,他一晚都没有吃过东西,现在肚子里空荡荡。偏偏现在却要眼睁睁地看着一个混蛋,在自己面前大口大口地吃肉。 Too make the blood boil! 太令人发指了! Dull must swallow the thing in belly to hit this damn bastard! 呆会一定要把这个该死的混蛋吃进肚子里的东西全都打出来! gu! 咕! His belly makes unclear sound, the surroundings are all of a sudden peaceful, Ling Xu jet black face immediately red. 他的肚子发出不明的声音,周围一下子安静下来,凌旭漆黑的脸顿时一片通红。 The aural acuity of this fellows is very definitely fierce...... Damn...... 这帮家伙的耳力肯定都很厉害……该死…… Hello, boy, if hungry together has eaten.” Tang Tian has turned away, very raised hand in a friendly way the barbecue, sends out the invitation to Ling Xu. “喂,小子,要是饿了就一起来吃。”唐天转过脸,十分友好扬了扬手中的烤肉,向凌旭发出邀请。 Whose did you say boy?” Ling Xu flies into a rage, in the hand silver spear points to Tang Tian. “你说谁小子?”凌旭暴跳如雷,刷地手中银枪直指唐天 You , if not hungry, I all ate.” Tang Tian goes all out to eat the barbecue, while said unclearly. “你要是不饿,我就全吃了啊。”唐天一边拼命啃着烤肉,一边含糊不清地说。 Bastard!” “混蛋!” Ling Xu cursed angrily one, flushed, has not sat, then threw toward the barbecue. 凌旭怒骂一声,冲了过来,还没坐下来,便朝烤肉扑上去。 After a half hour, Tang Tian and Ling Xu are face full Zhuangzu, partly lies down in the place, their belly circles must look like the watermelon. Gu Xue and Murai two person facial expression delay, they look at the aspect in unclear Baiyanqian completely. 半个小时后,唐天凌旭都是一脸满状足,半躺在地,两人的肚皮都圆得像西瓜。顾雪和穆雷两个人神情呆滞,他们完全看不明白眼前的局面。 Not is only they cannot understand, people who the distant place observes, all was scared. 不光是他们看不懂,远处观战的众人,全都傻眼了。 Quite satisfied!” Ling Xu wishes one could to lie down at this time. “好满足!”凌旭此时恨不得躺下来。 This is the life.” Tang Tian sigh with emotion flutters in the sunlight. “这才是人生啊。”唐天的感慨在阳光飘荡开来。 Hello, do not think that a barbecue can buy over me.” Ling Xu partly supports the body, on face is showing the satisfied incomparable facial expression, is languid: But, the meaning of Great Elder meets snow Young Lady, do not block me, when I have not run into you.” “喂,不要以为一顿烤肉就可以收买我。”凌旭半撑着身体,脸上露出惬意无比的神情,懒洋洋道:“不过,大长老的意思是把雪小姐接回去,你不要拦我,我就当没遇到你。” Murai complexion big change, by the Ling Xu prestige, can say such words, he believes that nobody dares to reject. 穆雷脸色大变,以凌旭的威名,能够说出这样的话,他相信没有人敢拒绝。 Is Gu Xue is quite on the contrary calm. 反倒是顾雪相当镇定。 Do not have a dream.” Tang Tian is similarly languid: This is my domain, you go into my domain to clamor, after my this Boss, how to work as?” “别做梦了。”唐天同样懒洋洋道:“这是我的地盘,你跑到我地盘来叫嚣,我这老大以后怎么当?” Ling Xu has not thought that own showing good will was rejected unexpectedly, he sits the straight body, the look enforces: „Are you earnest?” 凌旭没想到自己的示好竟然被拒绝了,他坐直身体,神色严肃起来:“你是认真的?” Nonsense.” Tang Tian has not lifted including the eyelid, the expression is lazy makes the person suspect that he fell asleep. “废话。”唐天连眼皮都没抬一下,语气慵懒得让人不禁怀疑,他是不是睡着了。 That did not have the means!” Ling Xu has stood, look with deep veneration: „The order of Great Elder, I will not violate!” “那就没办法了!”凌旭站了起来,神色肃然:“大长老的命令,我是不会违背的!” War intent of his within the body starts to increase, silver spear points to Tang Tian, the expression becomes dense: Come! That makes us see true facts!” 他体内的战意开始攀升,银枪直指唐天,语气变得森然:“来吧!那就让我们见个真章吧!” Well, after your food, unexpectedly isn't sleepy?” Tang Tian is having the yawn, the eye flood tears, unclear [say / way]: Sleepy...... In dire straits, slept first......” “咦,你饭后居然不困?”唐天打着哈欠,眼泛泪光,含糊不清道:“困……困死了,先睡一觉……” Ling Xu felt to grasp crazily: You must not get up, do not blame me not being impolite!” 凌旭感觉得自己就抓狂了:“你要再不起来,就不要怪我不客气!” A half hour, rests for a half hour......” the Tang Tian yawn to hit louder. “半个小时,就睡半个小时……”唐天哈欠打得更响。 Rubbish! Is about to fight to the death! The victors have the qualifications......” Ling Xu to wish one could to hold several holes to Tang Tian on, but is the self-respect of master, making him restrain. “别废话!快起来决一死战!胜利者才有资格……”凌旭恨不得上去给唐天身上捅几个窟窿,但是身为高手的自尊,让他克制住。 That 20 minutes...... Otherwise ten minutes of also line......” in the Tang Tian eye gathers the full tears, the intense sleepiness, making him almost unable to open the eye. “那就20分钟……要不然十分钟也行……”唐天眼中蓄满泪水,强烈的睡意,让他几乎睁不开眼睛。 Ling Xu simply airing! 凌旭简直气爆了! He has not met so the generation of rascal, is Tang Tian actually, his spear-tip almost quickly holds on Tang Tian, Tang Tian is still aloof. 他从来没有遇到过如此无赖之辈,可是唐天硬是不起,他的枪尖几乎都快捅到唐天身上,唐天依然无动于衷。 Quite trapped|sleepy...... 好困…… Tang Tian is stranded really quickly cannot open eyes, moreover Ling Xu holds his movement, he has not realized the danger. 唐天真的困得快睁不开眼,而且凌旭来捅他的动作,他没有察觉到危险。 This world really has the person of such best quality goods, the Ling Xu air/Qi results in the tooth to be itchy, but martial artist dignity, keeping him from making the sneak attack the matter. 这个世界竟然有如此极品的人,凌旭气得牙痒痒,但是身上武者的尊严,让他无法做出偷袭的事。 Suddenly, his corner of the eye split vision glimpses the water well, immediately at present one bright. 忽然,他的眼角余光瞥见到水井,顿时眼前一亮。 Just the Tang Tian bucket still in original position, Ling Xu without demur, grazed by the water well, put down silver spear, carried the bucket, got full one bucket of water. 刚刚唐天的水桶还在原处,凌旭二话不说,飞掠到水井旁,放下银枪,拎起水桶,打上满满一桶水。 Before he proposes the bucket is arriving at the Tang Tian body the time, the Tang Tian snoring sound has made a sound. 等他提着水桶走到唐天身前的时候,唐天的呼噜声已经响了起来。 Really rests may be quick...... However, hey! 睡得可真快啊……不过,嘿嘿! Ling Xu raises the bucket in hand, crash-bang, one bucket of water irrigated. 凌旭扬起手中的水桶,哗啦,一桶水浇了上去。 The piercing ice-cold well water was soaked through wet Tang Tian, in the Tang Tian sleep thought one fall into an ice hole suddenly, at that time then called out pitifully, jumped from the ground directly. 刺骨冰冷的井水把唐天淋了个透湿,唐天睡梦中觉得自己忽然掉进一个冰窟窿里,当时便惨叫一声,直接从地上跳了起来。 When he sees the Ling Xu complacent expression, the bucket in his hand, Tang Tian responded all of a sudden. 当他看到凌旭得意洋洋的表情,还有他手中的水桶,唐天一下子反应过来。 Tang Tian has had a fit of bad temper all of a sudden, points at Ling Xu to shout abuse: I asked you to eat the barbecue, you actually got the water to irrigate me! Bastards!” 唐天一下子炸毛了,指着凌旭破口大骂:“我请你吃烤肉,你竟然拿水浇我!混蛋!” Ling Xu one wants also to be, immediately thought one are somewhat excessive. 凌旭一想也是,顿时觉得自己有些过分。 Just wants to open the mouth to explain that Tang Tian called to throw. Fights intent spirited Ling Xu suddenly to discover that what in oneself hand is the bucket, but is not silver spear that are familiar with, the complexion all of a sudden changed: And other......” 刚想开口解释,唐天已经嗷嗷直叫地扑了上来。战意昂扬的凌旭忽然发现,自己手上的是水桶,而不是自己熟悉的银枪,脸色一下子变了:“等一下……” Anger Tang Tian, comes up is the bird vortex. 愤怒至极的唐天,一上来就是飞鸟漩涡。 A small vortex, just likes one crowd of white bird groups, flies toward Ling Xu. This has not ended, the Tang Tian Tan Tui stroke staggered Blade Aura, has not had the face to go toward the Ling Xu bang. 一蓬小漩涡,犹如一群白色的鸟群,朝凌旭飞去。这还没完,唐天谭腿划出一道道交错的刀芒,没头没脸地朝凌旭轰去。 Ling Xu is too busy dodges, but Tang Tian in violent anger, the attack is simply suffocating. 凌旭忙不迭地闪躲,但是暴怒中的唐天,攻击简直令人窒息。 The Ling Xu personal appearance by bird vortex belt was not too steady, close Tan Tui Blade Aura occupied his field of vision. Desperate, he holds up the wooden barrel in hand subconsciously. 凌旭的身形被飞鸟漩涡带得不是太稳,细密的谭腿刀芒就已经占据了他的视野。情急之下,他下意识地举起手中的木桶。 The wooden barrel crushes instantaneously! 木桶瞬间粉碎! Sharp blade light, passed over gently and swiftly from his tip of the nose, delimits together the blood thread, frightens his. 锋利的刀光,从他的鼻尖掠过,划出一道血丝,吓得他一身冷汗。 Feeds......” Ling Xu to go all out to stop. “喂喂喂……”凌旭拼命地想叫停。 Tang Tian does not have meaning that the least bit stops, the offensive like the violent storm, pounds right in the face, attacks crazily, while shouted abuse. 唐天没有半点停下来的意思,攻势有如狂风暴雨,劈头盖脸地砸下来,一边的狂攻,一边破口大骂。 Good intention regards the evil intent! I asked you to eat the barbecue! Your water used drenches me unexpectedly!” “好心当成驴肝肺!我请你吃烤肉!你居然用水淋我!” Lives is impatient!” “活得不耐烦了!” Little guy! Told you, dares to drench my fellow, all was punched by me like the dead dog!” “小样!告诉你,敢淋我的家伙,全都被我揍得像死狗一样!” You die today! You are doomed by you today the behavior of this bastard, the confession is life-long!” “你今天死定了!你注定要被你今天这个混蛋的行为,忏悔终生!” Desperate, bastard!” “绝望吧,混蛋!” ...... …… Pitiful Ling Xu, a time all on that rotten silver red-tasselled spear, weaponless he, in the attack of Tang Tian violent storm, sways to struggle. 可怜的凌旭,一身功夫全都在那杆烂银红缨枪上,手无寸铁的他,在唐天狂风暴雨的攻击中,飘摇挣扎。 Completely lopsided fight! 完全一面倒的战斗! When Ling Xu by Tang Tian Great Monument Palm, the direct racket was fallen to the ground, the fist of Tang Tian generally has pounded like the violent storm. 凌旭唐天一记大碑掌,直接拍倒在地,紧接着唐天的拳头就像狂风暴雨一般砸了下来。 The short several seconds, the face of Ling Xu completely distorted. 短短的十几秒,凌旭的脸就已经完全变形。 This this...... 这这这…… The person who all watches this fight, like the clay sculpture general, dumbfoundedly looks that at present has subverted their cognition scene completely. 所有观看到这场战斗的人,都已经有如泥塑一般,目瞪口呆地看着眼前完全颠覆了他们认知的场面。 That is Ling Xu, silver spear Ling Xu! 那可是凌旭,银枪凌旭 That was punched the fellow like pig...... 那个被揍得像猪头一样的家伙…… That was ridden the fellow under body...... 那个被人骑在身下的家伙…… That the fellow who does not have the strength to hit back only to whin...... 那个没有还手之力只能哀嚎的家伙…… Heaven, this what's the matter? 老天,这到底是怎么回事? The Tang Tian one breath has punched crazily, that tone of heart, finally has been suitable. Pitiful Ling Xu, had been punched completely changes beyond all recognition, as if had been trampled by one flock of great elephants generally. 唐天一口气狂揍了一顿,心头的那口气,终于顺了过来。可怜的凌旭,已经完全被揍得面目全非,仿佛被一群巨象践踏过一般。 Tang Tian stopped, to body under Ling Xu, was asking wickedly: „Does clothing/taking refuse to accept?” 唐天停了下来,对着身下的凌旭,恶狠狠地问:“服不服?” Refuses to accept? Has the skill......” Ling Xu anger sound rebuttal. “不服?有本事……”凌旭怒声反驳。 Tang Tian without demur, is one punches right in the face fat, the Ling Xu words stop suddenly, the raindrop fist has hit for 30 seconds, stops. 唐天二话不说,又是劈头盖脸一顿胖揍,凌旭的话戛然而止,雨点般的拳头足足打了30秒,才停下来。 „Does clothing/taking refuse to accept?” “服不服?” Refuses to accept!” Ling Xu is unyielding: You are degrading the martial artist dignity......” “不服!”凌旭硬气无比:“你有辱武者尊严……” Tang Tian lives from the balls wickedly: „, Eats my barbecue, but also gets the water to drench me, did the qualifications say the martial artist dignity?” 唐天恶从胆边生:“阿呸,吃我的烤肉,还拿水淋我,还有资格说武者尊严?” Does not allow Ling Xu to refute, Tang Tian is one crazily punches, enough two minutes. 不容凌旭反驳,唐天又是一顿狂揍,足足两分钟。 Tang Tian has not used True Force, brute force that uses completely, but by the Tang Tian brute force, such fist hits on the body, painful penetrating bone to inter the body. 唐天没有用真力,完全用的蛮力,但是以唐天的蛮力,这样的拳头打在身上,痛彻入骨。 „Does clothing/taking refuse to accept?” “服不服?” Ling Xu did not speak at this time. 凌旭这个时候也不吭声。 „Don't Afghanistan , Kazakhstan, make a sound?” “阿哈,不吱声?” Tang Tian starts to punch crazily, enters the meat sincerely, makes noise, the pain results in the Ling Xu expression to twist. 唐天又开始狂揍,拳拳入肉,啪啪作响,痛得凌旭的表情都扭曲起来。 Refuses to accept? I have been strip naked you, stays.” Tang Tian also felt that was somewhat tired, but his some are the means. “不服?那我就把你剥光了,呆起来。”唐天也感觉有些累了,不过他有的是办法。 Ling Xu anger sound track: Gentleman may not kill shame!” 凌旭怒声道:“士可杀不可辱!” Gentleman?” Tang Tian sneers, the hand starts to touch to the Ling Xu belt. “士个屁?”唐天冷笑,手就开始摸向凌旭的裤带。 Ling Xu flustered all of a sudden: Feeds, you cannot like this, you unable like this!” 凌旭一下子慌了:“喂喂喂,你不能这样,你不能这样!” Tang Tian turns a deaf ear. 唐天充耳不闻。 Ling Xu has then flustered thoroughly, thinks own whole body ** presents before the entire city people, he a chill, submitted immediately finally: Took! I took!” 凌旭这下彻底慌了,一想到自己浑身**呈现在全城人面前,他顿时一阵恶寒,终于屈服了:“服了!我服了!” Tang Tian is complacent immediately: Ha Ha Ha Ha, you already took, what matter on didn't have? Come, cry Boss listens!” 唐天顿时得意洋洋:“哈哈哈哈,你早就服了,不就什么事都没有了吗?来,叫声老大听听!” Too humiliation! 太屈辱了! In will the world have such evil person? 世上怎么会有这么邪恶的人? Today should not have this assignment really...... 今天真不该来接这个任务…… The real men are not at a disadvantage from the outset...... 好汉不吃眼前亏…… The Ling Xu grief and indignation is inexplicable: Boss......” 凌旭悲愤莫名:“老大……” Ha Ha Ha Ha!” On the Tang Tian face has traded the vice- expression immediately, immediately jumps down from Ling Xu, pulls up black and blue Ling Xu, very helps the Ling Xu racket go to dust intimately: Starting today, we were whole families!, We continue to eat the barbecue!” “哈哈哈哈!”唐天脸上立即换了副表情,马上从凌旭身上跳下来,拉起鼻青脸肿的凌旭,十分亲热地帮凌旭拍去身上的灰尘:“从今天起,咱们就是一家人了!来来来,我们继续吃烤肉!” Barbecue...... 烤肉…… Hears these two characters, Ling Xu nearly has tears streaming down the face. 一听到这两个字,凌旭险些泪流满面。 Own life, plants on the barbecue, Ling Xu pledged that from now on will not eat the barbecue! 自己的一生,就栽在烤肉上,凌旭发誓,今后再也不吃烤肉! His tiger the face is going to by water well to pick up own silver spear, sees the water well to produce an inverted image that black and blue face, the Ling Xu complexion got dark. 他虎着脸地去水井旁拣起自己的银枪,看到水井倒映那张鼻青脸肿的脸,凌旭的脸色黑了下来。 Bastards...... 混蛋…… Ha Ha Ha Ha, really does not hit is not acquainted!” “哈哈哈哈,果然是不打不相识啊!” Showing good will of Tang Tian, Ling Xu turns a deaf ear, sat to attend to side the snow, both hands were holding silver spear stubbornly. 唐天的示好,凌旭充耳不闻,一屁股坐到了顾雪身旁,双手死死地抱着银枪 Very calm Gu Xue, has looked the face that Ling Xu grief and indignation occurred simultaneously, thought immediately the pressure heads on. Suddenly, at present the person's shadow dodges, Tang Tian also sat, makes fun: You drench my water, I punch your, we averaged!” 一直很镇定的顾雪,看着身旁凌旭悲愤交加的脸,顿时觉得压力扑面而来。忽然,眼前人影一闪,唐天也坐了下来,打着哈哈:“你淋我一身水,我揍你一顿,我们扯平了!” Do you only punch my? 你就只揍我一顿? The Ling Xu corner of the eye jumps, ambient temperature plummets. Gu Xuegeng thought that the pressure multiplies. 凌旭眼角一跳,周围温度骤降。顾雪更觉得压力倍增。 Passed for quite a while, looking after the household guard of observing had suddenly discovered that Ling Xu sat that motionlessly, the meaning of unexpectedly again not having begun. 过了半天,观战的顾家护卫忽然发现,凌旭坐那一动不动,竟然没有再动手的意思。 This this...... 这这这…… With guard who Ling Xu comes together immediately cold sweat directing current, takes to one's heels then to returning to run, reported to Great Elder. After a while, he has sweat streaming down the face to run. 跟着凌旭一起来的护卫顿时冷汗直流,撒腿便向回跑,向大长老报告。过了一会,他汗流满面地跑回来。 Sir Ling Xu, Great Elder urges you a bit faster......” 凌旭大人,大长老催您快点……” Not saying a word Ling Xu, lifted the eyelid, stuffy sound track: Please report back Great Elder, Ling Xu cannot follow from now on about, invited Great Elder wisely in addition please.” 一言不发的凌旭,抬了抬眼皮,闷声道:“请回报大长老,凌旭今后不能追随左右,请大长老另请高明。” The audience blasted out all of a sudden. 全场一下子炸开了。 Tang Tian dumbfounded. 唐天呆住了。
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