Chapter 691, is a little salty! 第691章、有点咸！ The bald man smiles makes widely known, for own classical lines happily. If possible, he takes seriously to hope in own hand can have an exponential horn, lets that joke that the entire street can hear itself to say ----- How humorous charming lines, write compared with these writers of fiction are better on tens of thousands times. 光头男人笑得张扬,为自己的这句经典台词得意不已。如果可以的话,他当真希望自己手里能够有一个扩音喇叭,让整条街都能够听到自己无意间说出来的那句玩笑话-----多么幽默风趣的台词啊,比那些小说家写得还要好上好几万倍。 These follow in the man who he comes after behind together smile happily, somewhat smiles harbors evil intentions. 那些跟随在他身后一起进来的男人笑得舒畅,也笑得有些不怀好意。 No matter felt like that seriously he spoke interesting, felt him to be vulgar, felt his lower reaches, the face must look after ----- The hand of causing difficulties for others is short, eats having one's speech softened of person, eats meal each time must to pay, what can pay a little? 不管心里当真是觉得他说话有趣,还是觉得他粗鄙,觉得他下流,面子还是要照顾到的-----拿人的手短,吃人的嘴软,每次吃饭都要让人埋单,总得付出一点儿什么吧？ „Founding of the nation elder brother, you must eat below of Bai Jie little miss, can eat the noodles under Bai Jie little miss?” The man who has the shawl long hair is blinking the dreadful small eye, said with a laugh. “建国哥,你到底是要吃白洁小姑娘的下面,还是要吃白洁小姑娘下的面呢？”一个留着披肩长发的男人眨巴着猥琐的小眼睛,笑呵呵地说道。 „Boundless forest, isn't your asks something already known? The founding of the nation elder brother naturally must eat below of Bai Jie little miss ---- It is not the surface under Bai Jie little miss ----” Wears on the gray Daoist robe neck to hang one string of star moon/month bodhi is seeming like with the avenue on draws the big miss young wife to sell the Jiang Hu swindler big man of charm amulet to laugh everywhere exactly the same was saying. “林海,你这不是明知故问吗？建国哥当然是要吃白洁小姑娘的下面----不不,是白洁小姑娘下的面----”一个身穿灰色道袍脖子上挂着一串星月菩提看起来跟大街上到处拉着大姑娘小媳妇卖护身符的江湖骗子一模一样地大个头男人大笑着说道。 „Isn't this meaning? What difference the surface and does Bai Jie under Bai Jie below have? Can't eat? Should very be also delicious?” The crowd middle appearance enchanting pretty boy sets upright an orchid root to speak in a coaxing voice said. „Bai Jie is so attractive, others are also willing to eat ----” “这不是一个意思吗？白洁下的面和白洁的下面有什么不同？不都是可以吃吗？应该也都很好吃吧？”人群中间一个打扮妖娆的小白脸竖着一根兰花根嗲声嗲气地说道。“白洁那么漂亮,人家也都愿意吃一吃呢----” ------ ------ Bai Jie seemingly knows these people, her complexion is ruddy, the cheek helps the air-blowing, the eye stare at that bald man combative, said: „Kong Jianguo, you do not talk nonsense ----- Who wants to eat to you under? You not think about it. Hurries to get out of the way, do not enter my family's shop.” 白洁看起来认识这些人,她的脸色红润,腮帮鼓气,眼睛杀气腾腾地盯着那个光头男人,说道:“孔建国,你别胡说八道-----谁要给你下面吃？你想都别想。赶紧走开,别进我家的店。” Hears Bai Jie to reply, Kong Jianguo had the vigor, the stride walked toward Bai Jie, the Big/huge body stood in front of thin Bai Jie looks like a big grizzly bear to covet a small white rabbit, the small white rabbit had a being unable to escape even with wings feeling, said: „Did Sister Bai Jie, your words say has the issue? What your family opens is the noodle restaurant? What since opens is the noodle restaurant, the brothers partners come, you do not give under us to eat, can have the egg-fried rice to us?” 听到白洁答腔,孔建国更加起劲儿了,大步朝着白洁走了过来,庞大的身躯站在清瘦的白洁面前就像是一只大灰熊在觊觎着一只小白兔,小白兔有种插翅难飞的感觉,说道:“白洁小妹妹,你这句话说得就有问题了？你们家开的是不是面馆？既然开的是面馆,兄弟伙们过来,你不给我们下面吃,难道还要给我们吃蛋炒饭吗？” „You -----” Bai Jie retrocedes two steps, avoids the short distance of this man depending on compelling. “你-----”白洁后退两步,躲开这个男人的近距离挟逼。 „I? Thought the Elder Brother did say very much reasonable?” Kong Jianguo's fish soaks in the eye to have the evil light of not covering up, said: „Younger sister, the Elder Brother made you are not chapter of two chapters, in the evening went to the bar to play with Elder Brother? I told you, you want the drinking Elder Brother to select what liquor to you, you want to play what Elder Brother to make you play anything, bar in Houhai and Sanlitun, no matter what you selected ------ What kind of?” “我怎么了？是不是觉得哥哥说得很有道理？”孔建国的鱼泡眼里面有着不加掩饰的邪光,说道:“妹妹,哥哥约你不是一回两回了,晚上跟哥去酒吧玩去？我告诉你,你想喝什么酒哥哥就给你点什么酒,你想玩什么哥哥就让你玩什么,后海和三里屯的酒吧任你挑------怎么样？” „I do not go.” Bai Jie rejects simply. “我不去。”白洁干脆拒绝。 „Doesn't Bai Jie, show due respect for the feelings? I told you, if other student younger sister, may not have this treatment -----” “白洁,这么不给面子？我告诉你,要是别的学生妹,可没有这种待遇-----” „You look for these to be willing with the person who you go.” “那你们就去找那些愿意跟你们去的人吧。” „Does not have the style.” Fang Yan makes noise. „Really does not have the style.” “没格调。”方炎啧啧出声。“真是没格调。” The hole constructs the country only to treat as the ordinary diner Fang Yan, never expected that Fang Yan will make noise suddenly the indignant roar ------ This fellow is really an idiot, you roar does not have a look at the brothers to have several people carefully, you and an old codger sits together, begins your side insufficiently to look seriously. 孔建设国只把方炎当作普通的食客,没想到方炎会突然间出声路见不平一声吼------这家伙真是个白痴,你吼的时候也不仔细看看兄弟们这边有好几个人呢,你和一个老不死的坐在一起,当真动起手来你们那边可是不够看的。 Everyone thinks that Yingxiong / hero rescues beautiful, before Yingxiong / hero rescues beautiful must first think well, after making a move, you are Yingxiong / hero or the black bear ------ Even if the black bear rescued beautiful, majority are still trades one ‚you are a good person’, then the younger sister disappears without a trace, the police investigate no one to help make an oral confession. 每个人都想英雄救美,但是在英雄救美之前要先好好想一想,出手之后你到底是英雄还是狗熊------就算狗熊救了美,大多数也不过是换来一句‘你是一个好人’,然后妹妹就消失地无影无踪,警察来做调查都没有一个人帮忙做一个口供。 Kong Jianguo's line of sight shifted on the face of Fang Yan finally, sized up on him earnestly, thought that can in this shop ate the noodles with soybean paste certainly not be any prominent figure. Does the commanding figure possibly rush to here to eat noodles with soybean paste of 18 money big large bowl? 孔建国的视线终于转移到了方炎的脸上,认真地在他身上打量了一番,觉得能够到这种小店里面来吃炸酱面的一定不会是什么显赫的人物。显赫人物怎么可能跑到这里来吃十八块钱一大海碗的炸酱面？ Naturally, his Kong Jianguo is the exception ---- If for Bai Jie, he is not willing to lead the brothers to eat the noodles to this broken shop. Hē the beer to the Wang Laoer kidney shop scull meat string of big front door is the dignified life. 当然,他孔建国是例外----如果不是为了白洁,他才不愿意带着兄弟们到这种破店吃面呢。到大前门的王老二腰子店橹肉串喝啤酒才是体面生活。 ---- 啪---- Kong Jianguo's plump palm claps layer on layer/heavily on the shoulder of Fang Yan, Fang Yan knits the brows slightly, has not said anything, but lowered the head mouth big sliver of noodles finishing eating. 孔建国肥厚的手掌重重地拍在方炎的肩膀上面,方炎微微皱眉,却也并没有多说什么,只是低头把嘴里一大长条面条给吃完。 Has saying that the noodles with soybean paste of this Bai Xiu did not have the mister to say was so delicious. Aren't the delicious noodles with soybean paste, one bowl of noodles with soybean paste? Moreover the diced meat are so few, the sauced material is not very spicy ---- Also does not know that this broken shop can also open so many years, initially how Bai Xiu not starving to death? 不得不说,这白修家的炸酱面并没有先生所说的那么好吃。再好吃的炸酱面,不也就是一碗炸酱面吗？而且肉丁那么少,卤料还不够辣----也不知道这种破店怎么还能开那么多年,当初怎么就没有把白修给饿死？ Is thinking time, Fang Yan turns on the hot pepper bottle on table, irrigated chili oil of big ladle to the pasta on. Made an effort to stir, the taste of eating especially was different. 这么想着的时候,方炎又打开桌子上的辣椒瓶,浇了一大勺子的辣椒油到面团上面。用力地搅拌了一番,吃起来的口感就格外的不同了。 Burning the acid is crisp! 辣得酸爽！ „Brothers, what said?” Kong Jianguo's body slightly bow, said with a laugh. “兄弟,说什么呢？”孔建国的身体微躬,笑呵呵地说道。 Because his big fat head is away from the Fang Yan surface bowl is too near, therefore Fang Yan is worried about the sweat bead on his face to drop to own bowl in specially. 因为他的大肥脑袋距离方炎的面碗太近,所以方炎就特别地担心他脸上的汗珠子滴落到自己的碗里面去。 Although said that food gruel is been industrious by the farmer uncle's sweat comes, but, you whose sweat, if sprinkles in that gruel in directly the food, feared that was also few individuals can under result in the mouth ----- 虽然说一饭一粥都是由农民伯伯的汗水辛勤得来的,但是,你要是直接把谁的汗水泼进那粥里饭里,怕是也没有几个人能够下得了嘴----- Fang Yan has to stop the chopsticks, is cleaning the hot pepper grease stains of corners of the mouth with the paper goods, said: „I said that does not have the style.” 方炎不得不把筷子停了下来,用纸巾擦拭着嘴角的辣椒油渍,说道:“我说没格调。” „? This saying a little meaning?” Kong Jianguo looks at Fang Yan with a laugh, said: „You thought our brothers several don't have the style?” “哦？这话有点儿意思？”孔建国笑呵呵地看着方炎,说道:“你是觉得我们兄弟几个没格调？” „Words did not say.” A Fang Yan face looks at Kong Jianguo earnestly, said: „This speech way seems does not have the quality especially, the quality did not have, this man did not need to discuss the style ---- The quality is the foundation, the style is the self-control of deeper level -----” “话不是这么说的。”方炎一脸认真地看着孔建国,说道:“这种说话方式显得特没素质,素质都没有了,这个男人就更不用谈论格调了----素质是基础,格调是更深层次的涵养-----” Kong Jianguo was happy, pats the big hand on Fang Yan shoulder to start to make an effort, said: „You thought that what speech way compares the style?” 孔建国乐了,拍在方炎肩膀上的大手开始用力,说道:“那你觉得什么样的说话方式才比较有格调呢？” „For example you those words were very not a moment ago right.” The appearance that Fang Yan likes to lecture to people, a face earnestly and Kong Jianguo is discussing, as for that son gravity that on the shoulder withstands, if this fatty did not fear that grasping was dislocated own claw, he continues to make an effort, considered the free massage. „You said a moment ago what is coming? You said that must eat the Bai Jie little miss -----” “譬如你刚才那句话就很不对。”方炎好为人师的模样,一脸认真地和孔建国探讨着,至于肩膀上承受的那点儿重力,这胖子要是不怕把自己的爪子给抓脱臼了,他就继续用力吧,就当是免费按摩了。“你刚才说什么来着？你说要来吃白洁小姑娘-----” Fang Yan looked at a Bai Jie infinite angry small appearance, said: „To be honest, that words I repeat a courage not to have. I could not say, excuse me ----- Actually, this cannot blame you, because in the society many people will have this problem. It has no culture, actually likes treating as shameless charmingly, regards humorously the lower reaches , without the style regards the yuppie male to show off to the public ----” 方炎看了一眼白洁无限愤怒的小模样,说道:“说实话,那种话我连复述一遍的勇气都没有。我说不出来,不好意思-----其实吧,这也不能怪你,因为社会上很多人都会犯这种毛病。本身没什么文化,却喜欢把无耻当做风趣,把下流当成幽默,把没格调当成雅痞男在向公众炫耀----” „Utterly shameless, do you found a nation the elder brother to speak with us? The founding of the nation elder brother, pulls out his face ------ Pulls out his utterly shameless -------” Effeminate jumped discontentedly. “死不要脸的,你怎么和我们建国哥说话呢？建国哥,抽他脸------抽他个死不要脸的-------”娘娘腔非常不满地跳了出来。 Fang Yan looked up his one eyes, gave his appearance at heart. 方炎抬头看了他一眼,把他的长相给记在了心里。 „Yes, looked that entrains him, with what flamboyant character -------” The Jiang Hu swindler referred to the direction of red ocher wall, said: „Knows where is where? You must really be flamboyant, you arrive in that to slide dá one to have a look to the man ------” “就是,看把他拽得,跟什么牛逼人物似的-------”江湖骗子指了指红墙的方向,说道:“知道哪里是什么地方吗？你要真是牛逼,你就到那里面去溜哒一圈给爷们看看------” „I just came out from that.” Fang Yan was replying truthfully said. “我刚刚从那里面出来。”方炎如实回答着说道。 Looks down the mister who eats the noodles Fang Yan one, said: „Do not show off.” 低头吃面的先生看了方炎一眼,说道:“别炫富。” „--------” “--------” That group of bludgers first were the delay the moment, then laughed. 那群小混混们先是呆滞了片刻,然后哈哈大笑起来。 Is covering own belly effeminate, ‚flowering branch shivers all over’ said: „Funny family/home, was really the funny family/home ----- Oh feeds, this little fellow also is really lovable -------” 娘娘腔捂着自己的肚子,‘花枝乱颤’地说道:“笑死人家了,真是笑死人家了-----哎哟喂,这小家伙还真是可爱啊-------” „Did brothers, you hear? He said that they just went to inside that to slide dá ------ Do you believe? No matter you do believe that I believed in any case -------” “兄弟们,你们听到了没有？他说他们刚刚去那里边溜哒了一圈------你们信不信？不管你们信不信,反正我是相信了-------” „This fellow, this time we kick the sheet iron ------ Ha, smiled the dead master ------” “这家伙,这次咱们是踢到铁板了------哈哈哈,笑死爷了------” „We really must go.” Some Fang Yan unwilling hearts also explained one. Oneself truly is a flamboyant character, they also kicked the sheet iron really ------ How don't they want to believe oneself judgment? “我们真得去过了。”方炎有些不甘心地又解释了一句。自己确实是一个牛逼的人物,他们也着实踢到铁板了------他们怎么就不想信自己的判断呢？ Kong Jianguo's complexion is gloomy, pats big hand effort on Fang Yan shoulder, said: „Since the brothers said, you must tell me well ----- What is called the true charming humorous yuppie, makes the brothers grow in experience well -------” 孔建国的脸色阴沉,拍在方炎肩膀上的大手更加的用力,说道:“既然兄弟这么说,那你可得好好跟我讲讲了-----什么叫做真正的风趣幽默雅痞,也让兄弟们好好地长长见识-------” Kong Jianguo also feels like very strange, he usually likes holding appreciatively the walnut, the hand vigor truly is also big. He had pinched others, the palm makes contact with the shoulder of that boy, the fellow on the direct bear, the crying father shouted mother is asking dropping ----- 孔建国心里也觉得很奇怪,他平时喜欢把玩核桃,手劲儿也确实不小。他曾经捏过别人,手掌一搭上那小子的肩膀,那家伙就直接熊了,哭爹喊娘的求着放手----- This boy what's the matter? Oneself caused such big vigor, does he detect a little? 这小子是怎么回事儿？自己都使了这么大的劲儿了,他一点儿察觉都没有？ Said, in oneself today / at present body basic on no strength? 还是说,自己今天身体里面根本就没什么力气？ „Good, since you ask for leave modestly, I give on you well a class.” Fang Yan nods with a smile, said: „The China writing is broad and profound, will combine at will have inexhaustibly the wondrous use ----- For example we use ‚under goddess a little to be salty’ these words example ------” “好吧,既然你虚心请假,那我就好好地给你们上一课。”方炎笑着点头,说道:“华夏文字博大精深,随意地组合就会有无穷尽地妙用-----譬如我们用‘女神下面有点咸’这句话来举例子------” The Bai Jie face/flour including the frost, be angry stamps the feet, said: „Big Brother Fang Yan, how did you speak?” 白洁的粉面含霜,生气地跺脚,说道:“方炎哥哥,你怎么说话呢？” „, I do not mean you ------” Fang Yan hurries to explain, said: „I mean under the goddess ------ You regarded the goddess are other women are good.” “哦,我不是说你------”方炎赶紧解释,说道:“我是说女神下面------你就把女神当成是其它的女人就好了。” The little friends who Fang Yan looks at Kong Jianguo, asked in a teacher proper specialty and fulfilling responsibility tone, said: „You think, these words did express several meanings?” 方炎看着孔建国的小伙伴们,以一个老师应有的专业和尽责语气发问,说道:“你们想想,这句话表达了几层意思？” „Two.” Raises hand to reply effeminate. „The first significance was to say under the goddess ------ Done below is a little salty, another ------- Hehe, others said embarrassed, your oneself thinks in any case -------” “两层。”娘娘腔举手回答。“第一层意义是说女神下面------做的下面有点咸,另外一层-------嘿嘿,人家不好意思说,反正你们就自己想吧-------” !! !!