Chapter 526 and military crazy Hou Zhendong! 第526章、武痴侯振栋！ „Naturally was the miss you.” Sees the Phoenix vitality/angry, the man does not care, still boast shamelessly said. „Can enter Hou vision, this Pearl River both banks also only then miss ----- The girls may be willing to enjoy thin surface, we ride under the boat west to tread the water, but does the line watch completely the cross-strait love affair?” “自然是和姑娘你了。”看到凤凰生气,男人一点儿也不在意,仍然大言不惭地说道。“能够入侯某眼界的,这珠江两岸也只有姑娘一人而已-----姑娘可愿赏个薄面,咱们乘舟西下踏水而行看尽两岸风月？” „Great-aunt has no interest in accompanying you to watch the love affair.” Phoenix complexion said bad. Was sexually harassed in the presence of everyone, this is first encounters. Before was she sexually harasses others, for example Fang Yan. “姑奶奶没兴趣陪你看风月。”凤凰脸色不善地说道。被人当众调戏,这还是头一遭遇到。以前都是她调戏别人,譬如方炎。 „Girl too did not give Hou the face.” The odd person on small boat said with a laugh: „Girl, or discussed with your opposite that pretty boy? Perhaps he will agree to Hou's request -----” “姑娘太不给侯某面子了。”小舟上的怪人笑呵呵地说道:“姑娘要不和你对面那个小白脸商量商量？说不定他会同意侯某的要求-----” „Makes your mother accompany you.” Phoenix shouted abuse. Speech at the same time, had thrown the teacup in hand. “让你妈去陪你。”凤凰破口大骂。说话的同时,已经把手里的茶杯丢了出去。 Whiz ---- 嗖---- The teacup jumps the window, cuts the air, bringing howling Fengsheng / rumor to pound toward the surface gate of that man. 茶杯跳窗而出,划破空气,带着呼啸的风声朝着那个男人的面门砸去。 If illness/quick meteor, in a flash namely. 疾若流星,转瞬即至。 Bang! 啪！ The men grasp single-handed, that teacup arrived in his palm. 男人单手一抓,那只茶杯就到了他的手掌里。 He in residual half cup of tea the cup drinks up, kisses the cup edge very much greedily, was commending loudly said: „Good tea, good fragrant tea. Good cup, good fragrant teacup.” 他把杯子里残留的半杯茶水一口喝掉,很是贪婪地亲了亲杯沿,大声称赞着说道:“好茶,好香的茶。好杯,好香的茶杯。” „Your this hooligan -----” Phoenix grasps the teapot to toward that man lose. “你这个流氓-----”凤凰抓起茶壶又要朝着那个男人丢过去。 „Tea has drunk completely, the teacup presents.” The finger ball of man, the teacup goes back on by quicker speed rapid flight. “茶已饮尽,茶杯奉还。”男人的手指头一弹,茶杯就以更快的速度疾飞回去。 Bang! 啪！ A Phoenix palm of the hand pulls out. Front that teacup has not flown to be used the strength racket to fly by her. 凤凰一巴掌抽过去。那只茶杯还没有飞到面前就被她用劲气拍飞出去。 Plop! 扑通！ The teacup loses the strength, drops in the present Pearl River river water. 茶杯失去劲道,跌落进了眼前的珠江江水里面。 Others have used the thing she will not bump, moreover that man also kissed. the edge cup Is makes her feel the incomparable nausea. 别人用过的东西她才不会碰呢,而且那个男人还亲吻了杯沿。更是让她觉得无比的恶心。 The men laugh, said: „Girl mood is so hot tempered, feared that is the internal heat rises, the Yin-Yang does not move. I have a side, can treat. Can the girls be willing to try?” 男人大笑,说道:“姑娘情绪如此暴躁,怕是内火上升,阴阳不调。我有一方,可以治疗。姑娘可愿一试？” These is time Phoenix complexion is not only embarrassed, is Fang Yan also indignantly. 这一次不仅仅是凤凰脸色难堪,就是方炎也气愤之极。 He threw the teacup in hand conveniently, the teacup splendid attire the tea of full cup is revolving insanely quickly. It looks like a top to go toward the surface gate rapid flight of that man. 他随手就把手里的茶杯丢了过去,茶杯盛装着满杯的茶水疯快地旋转着。就像是一个陀螺似地朝着那个男人的面门疾飞而去。 „The teacup of man I may have no interest.” The men spoke, put out a hand to want the teacup racket that Fang Yan threw to fly. “男人的茶杯我可没有兴趣。”男人说话的时候,伸手想要把方炎丢过来的茶杯拍飞出去。 Bang! 啪！ The strength when his palm claps and is revolving teacup for the first time a contact. The teacup explodes unexpectedly all of a sudden. 当他手掌拍出去的劲气和旋转着的茶杯乍一接触。茶杯竟然一下子就爆裂开来。 The fragment of teacup is split up, covers toward the body of man. 茶杯的碎片四分五裂,朝着男人的身体笼罩而来。 Teacup inside tea splashed everywhere, splashed man face. 茶杯里面的茶水四处飞溅,溅了男人一脸一身。 The men stood there gawked the half of the day, then laughed. 男人站在那儿愣了半天,然后哈哈大笑起来。 „Attractive. Really was too attractive. The maneuver explodes ----- A spin world. Outside the vigor is difficult to melt, the external object is difficult to enter. Touching upsets the balance, explodes the body to perish. Never expected that today / at present saw in this Pearl River shore will cause the expert who the maneuver explodes.” The men scream were saying. He is shouting to teahouse in Fang Yan: „Brothers, how name?” “漂亮。实在是太漂亮了。回旋爆-----一旋一世界。外劲难融,外物难入。触之即打破平衡,爆体而亡。没想到今天在这珠江岸边见到了会使回旋爆的高手。”男人大声嚷嚷着说道。他对着茶楼里面的方炎喊道:“兄弟,怎么个称呼？” Called Fang Yan ‚pretty boy’ a moment ago, now is in an instant symmetric on by brothers. This person of moral integrity ---- Also is really can neglect non- tiny. 刚才叫方炎‘小白脸’,现在转眼间就以兄弟相称了。这人的节操----还真是渺小地可以忽略不记。 „Fang Yan.” The Fang Yan sinking sound replied: „Do not call my brother.” “方炎。”方炎沉声答道:“不要叫我兄弟。” He is not willing easily and others is the brothers. 他可不愿意轻易和别人做兄弟。 „Fang Yan? But Swallow Dock Fang Clan Tai Chi Fang Yan little brother?” “方炎？可是燕子坞方氏太极的方炎小兄弟？” Fang Yan look one cold, said: „Is I.” 方炎眼神一凛,说道:“是我。” „No wonder.” The men were commending said: „Said that Fang Clan Tai Chi no lack of successors to conduct, is a Tai Chi lineage/vein promising youth, today sees, really lives up to reputation -----” “难怪。”男人称赞着说道:“都说方氏太极后继有人,是太极一脉的后起之秀,今日一见,果然名不虚传-----” „Who are you?” Fang Yan asked loudly. “你是谁？”方炎大声问道。 Fang Yan does not have to this person impression. However the opposite party can actually know own status clearly. This feeling unusual is not good, lets his one type the coveted sense of insecurity. 方炎对这个人一点儿印象也没有。但是对方却能清晰地知道自己的身份。这种感觉非常的不好,也让他心里有一种被人觊觎的不安全感。 „Hou Zhendong.” The men were replying loudly said: „Have seen the friends called my martial idiot.” “侯振栋。”男人大声回答着说道:“见过的朋友都叫我武痴。” martial idiot? 武痴？ Fang Yan stares, this appearance ordinary words and deeds dreadful middle age uncle is of martial idiot China Seven Idiots? 方炎一愣,这个面相普通言行猥琐的中年大叔就是华夏七痴之一的武痴？ Fang Yan has the feeling of belief loudly collapse. 方炎有种信仰轰然倒塌的感觉。 Can make his The Heart of Tai Chi produce the intense resonance also to cause his coat, since exploding lets Le idiot who in his heart never forgets, but deity common character. Why with martial idiot who happy shares the honor crazily is actually such ----- The pitiful appearance of cable car crazy man (Han)? 能够让他的太极之心产生强烈共鸣并且导致他外衣自爆让他心中念念不忘的乐痴可是神仙一般的人物啊。为什么和乐痴齐名的武痴却是这样一幅-----电车痴汉的悲惨模样？ Does such person candidate become one of the China Seven Idiots? Some did election organization committee people receive his red package generous gift to be inadequate? 这样的人是怎么人选成为华夏七痴之一的？选举组委会有人收了他的红包厚礼不成？ „martial idiot?” Phoenix is also the Jiang Hu children, perhaps does not know Hou Zhendong this name, but military crazy this nickname power and prestige illustrious, the person who does not know are few. „China Seven Idiots martial idiot? He how in Flower City? He how ---- Is this morality?” “武痴？”凤凰也属于江湖儿女,或许不知道侯振栋这个名字,但是武痴这个外号威风赫赫,不知道的人在极少数。“华夏七痴的武痴？他怎么在花城？他怎么----是这幅德性？” Really, the feeling of Phoenix and Fang Yan is the same. How can such person call it martial idiot? In the Seven Idiots preparatory group doesn't have appearance association members? 果然,凤凰和方炎的感觉是相同的。这样的人怎么能够称之为武痴呢？难道七痴筹备组里面就没有一个外貌协会成员吗？ In their mind, the military should crazily the clothes jade surface. Long hair shawl, serious in speech and manner. has the immortal style. Did not call already, moved the earth-shaking power. 在他们的心中,武痴应该青衫玉面。长发披肩,不苟言笑。举手投足间都有仙人风范。不鸣则已,一动山摇地动。 Fang Yan now also the feelings of some type of earth-shaking powers, the behavior that but actually and he teased the girl by the military crazy image a moment ago gives startled. 方炎现在也有种山摇地动的感觉,但是却是被武痴的形象和他刚才戏谑女孩子的行为给惊的。 „Possibly is pretends.” Fang Yan said low voice. “可能是假冒的。”方炎小声说道。 The Fang Yan sound is extremely light, has not thought actually by martial idiot listening in the ear. 方炎声音极轻,没想到却被武痴给听在了耳朵里。 Hou Zhendong shouts loudly: „Does ignorant young child, the military crazy name, who dare to pretend? Did not fear that I and he do fight not dead gloomily continuous?” 侯振栋大声喊道:“无知小儿,武痴之名,谁敢假冒？难道不怕我和他战个天昏地暗不死不休吗？” „The side that martial idiot the senior said is.” Fang Yan shouts loudly: „Today must see the senior, ten extremely fortunately ---- Comes to day, to ask senior idle to chat to drink tea if possible again -----” “武痴前辈说的极是。”方炎大声喊道:“今日得见前辈,十万分有幸----来日有机会的话,再请前辈闲叙喝茶-----” Fang Yan an arm that holds on Phoenix, lowers the voice saying: „Walks quickly.” 方炎一把拉住凤凰的手臂,压低嗓音说道:“快走。” Then, two people prepare to hurry to slip away the teahouse. 说完,两人就准备赶紧溜出茶楼。 „Boy walks not.” martial idiot shouted loudly: „Please might as well meet by chance. Since near the gathering Pearl River, how can not get well? You stay behind quickly. We compare notes well -----” “小子莫走。”武痴大声喝道:“相请不如偶遇。既然相聚珠江边上,怎么能不好好地打上一场？你快留下。我们好好切磋-----” „Senior, today / at present really fortunately, my wife is not having a child in the hospital -----” “前辈,今天真是不凑巧,我老婆正在医院生孩子-----” Fang Yan speech time. Has left the chair to run toward the staircase. 方炎说话的时候。已经离开椅子朝着楼梯跑过去。 „The Fang Yan young child walks not -----” martial idiot is angry, yells the Fang Yan name, wish is making him remain. “方炎小儿莫走-----”武痴愤怒之极,大声喊叫着方炎的名字,想要让他留下来。 Where does Fang Yan dare to stay behind? Only wants to hurry to leave this place is apt to get into trouble. 方炎哪敢留下？只想赶紧离开这个是非之地。 martial idiot becomes famous, because mainly it is infatuated to the military. 武痴之所以成名,主要因为其对武痴迷。 It is said martial idiot matures young, then starts to walk randomly everywhere challenges everywhere. The opponent who so long as settled on by him, will then let you and he resourcefully hits. In order to stimulate the fighting spirit of opponent, will use some ignominious method. 据说武痴年少成才,然后便开始四处游走遍地挑战。只要是被他看中的对手,便会想方设法地让你和他打一场。为了激发对手的斗志,甚至会使用一些非常不光彩的手段。 For example he teased Phoenix a moment ago. Deciding however is thinks that Phoenix is the Fang Yan girlfriend, focuses in Phoenix directly. Opponent Fang Yan that he settles on naturally can clash a crown anger is a young person, jumps to fight 300 rounds with him. Moreover, the anger value, will not show mercy completely satisfied absolutely. 譬如刚才他挑逗凤凰。定然是认为凤凰是方炎的女朋友,直接把目标放在凤凰身上。他看中的对手方炎自然会冲冠一怒为红颜,跳出来和他大战三百回合。而且,满满意地怒气值,绝对不会手下留情。 What has not thought is. Fang Yan has not acted, Phoenix could not have borne toward him throws the cup. 没想到的是。方炎还没有出手,凤凰就已经率先忍不住朝他扔杯了。 The military crazy life is militant, fighting must win. The Challenger more than thousand people, only lost one time. Also lost to old drunkard Mo Qingdi of peak. 武痴一生好战,战者必胜。所挑战者千余人,只输了一次。也就是输给了巅峰时期的老酒鬼莫轻敌。 His instructing kind teacher also he goes out walks randomly for ten years later gives to defeat, since then lives in seclusion not the present world. Some people said that had been irritated by the apprentice, some people said that is grinding the new style to defeat own apprentice painstakingly. Until still has not succeeded. 就连他的授业恩师也在他出外游走十年之后给击败,从此隐居不现人世。有人说已经被徒弟气死,有人说是正在苦研新的招式想要重新战胜自己的徒弟。只是直到现在仍然没有成功。 The legend numerous, actually do not know that which is the real condition. 传说者众,却不知道哪一个是真实的状况。 What Fang Yan has not thought that he is only comes this waterfront to drink one cup of tea, with a dreadful uncle right. Then met in the legend of martial idiot China Seven Idiots? 方炎没想到的是,他只是来这江边喝一杯茶,和一个猥琐大叔对了一眼。然后就遇到了传说中华夏七痴之一的武痴？ The opponent who so long as settled on by martial idiot, cannot avoid his entanglement. He has followed in your behind, being haunted by the ghost makes various provocations. 只要是被武痴看中的对手,就没有能够避开他的纠缠。他会一直跟随在你的身后,阴魂不散的做出各种挑衅行为。 Now. Fang Yan encounters is such No. 1 character. 现在。方炎遭遇的就是这么一号人物。 Fang Yan just ran up to the stairway, broadcasts whistling sound air-splitting. 方炎刚刚跑到楼梯口,身后就传来呼呼的破空声音。 Fang Yan does not return, a palm lays out. 方炎头也不回,一掌拍出。 snap ------ 咔嚓------ A resounding transmits, that plank rumbling crushes by Fang Yan. 一声脆响传来,那块木板就已经被方炎给轰得粉碎。 martial idiot the wooden broad side to the kicking out same place, treats as the weapon to stop Fang Yan to leave unexpectedly. 那武痴竟然将木制船舷给踢出去一块,当作武器阻拦方炎离开。 Meanwhile, he kicked two broad sides to fall in the water. The body leaps, the person then stepped on toward the plank. 于此同时,他又踢了两块船舷落水。身体一跃,人便朝着木板踩了过去。 ----- 啪啪啪----- Tip of the toe toward floating a plank point on surface of the river. The people then cross a river to come, leaps toward the teahouse two buildings on. 脚尖朝着浮在江面上的木板一点。人便渡江而来,朝着茶馆二楼飞跃而上。 His movement is anxious and quick, the figure such as just scratches the surface. 他的动作又急又快,身形如蜻蜓点水。 While a Fang Yan palm racket dispersed the plank, he has rushed to the position that Fang Yan sat a moment ago, the look looks at Fang Yan ridiculing, said: „Fang Yan little friend, then seriously can walk anxiously?” 在方炎一掌拍散了木板的同时,他已经冲到了方炎刚才所坐的位置,眼神戏谑地看着方炎,说道:“方炎小友,当真那么急着要走吗？” Fang Yan and Phoenix must pause, Fang Yan turns around to look at martial idiot, said: „Marquis senior, you goes upstairs hurriedly, what matter doesn't know behavior?” 方炎和凤凰只得停步,方炎转身看着武痴,说道:“侯前辈,你这么匆忙上楼,不知所为何事？” „Fights with me.” martial idiot said. „I want you and I hit. Since you know that who I am, should know me, only then this matter.” “和我打一场。”武痴说道。“我要你和我打一场。你既然知道我是谁,应该知道我只有这一件事情。” „Does not have the issue.” Fang Yan complied refreshedly. “没问题。”方炎爽快地答应了。 „Takes seriously?” Military crazy great happiness. „When where?” “当真？”武痴大喜。“何时何地？” „The ten years later water no sand teahouses, we do not leave till we meet.” Saying of Fang Yan bold air-drying cloud. Does a gentleman value thousand gold (daughter), such serious and earnest matter I possibly deceive you? “十年后的水无沙茶楼,我们不见不散。”方炎豪气干云的说道。君子一诺值千金,这么严肃认真的事情我可能欺骗你呢？ „Where doesn't water have the sand?” martial idiot asked. “水无沙在哪里？”武痴问道。 „-------” Fang Yan looks at martial idiot shocking. At this time his emphasis should not be why the martial arts contest time is ten years later? “-------”方炎震惊地看着武痴。难道这个时候他的关注点不应该是为什么比武时间是十年之后吗？ martial idiot thinks finally this, the angry sound said: „Ignorant young child, your in vain I ----- Why is ten years later competes with?” 武痴总算是想到了这一茬,怒声说道:“无知小儿,你又枉我-----为什么是十年之后再进行比试？” „I cannot be victorious now you.” Fang Yan is very honest is willing to say. „You are famous China Seven Idiots, I thought that I am not your opponent ----” “我现在打不过你。”方炎无比诚肯地说道。“你是大名鼎鼎的华夏七痴,我觉得我根本就不是你的对手----” martial idiot grins to laugh, said: „Trivial inexpensive name, is not worth mentioning. Do not care.” 武痴咧嘴大笑,说道:“区区贱名,不足挂齿。你也不要放在心上。” „Person the shadow of famous tree, military crazy senior full China, defeats in your powerhouse brave warrior hand/subordinate is countless. The Fang Yan later student has not entered, how possibly is the opponent of Mr. martial idiot? I am not only not your opponent, I absolutely do not have the qualifications and you fight -----” A Fang Yan face respect looks at martial idiot, does not ask for money to resemble dozens of places that to lose with the horse buttocks. “人的名树的影,武痴前辈名满华夏,败在你手下的强者悍将不计其数。方炎后学未进,怎么可能是武痴先生的对手？我不仅仅不是你的对手,我根本就没有资格和你交手-----”方炎一脸崇敬地看着武痴,就跟马屁不要钱似的一打打地丢过去。 „The soldier but who, does not want to be the general is not the good soldier, military who does not want to defeat martial idiot is not good military. Mr. martial idiot, although you are very fierce, although I respect you to admire you very much, however ten years later ----- At this time this place, my Fang Yan will certainly initiate the challenge to you again.” “但是,不想当将军的士兵不是好士兵,不想打败武痴的武者不是好武者。武痴先生,虽然你很厉害,虽然我很尊重你仰慕你,但是十年之后-----此时此地,我方炎必将再次向你发起挑战。” After speaking these words, Fang Yan turns around angrily. A fervent another day must report this enmity encouraging appearance. 说完这番话后,方炎愤然转身。一幅慷慨激昂他日必报此仇的励志模样。 ( Ps: The today / at present WeChat public platform issued that «Likes Your Me Harassing Your» Chapter 8 seventh night of the seventh lunar month lotus room, the friend who likes can pay attention to the liuxiahui28 examination.) ( to be continued ) (ps:今天微信公众平台发布《爱你我就骚扰你》第八章七夕荷花屋,喜欢的朋友可以关注liuxiahui28查看。)(未完待续)