( ( Chapter 506, caught unable to jump! 第506章、卡住了跳不进去！ In order to evade military training, various students uses/gives Qiji show/unfolds methods. Some people request customary leave of absence, some people took the sick leave, but also some people said own father's mother passed away suddenly ----- Actually the paternal grandmother had passed away for several years. 为了逃避军训,学生们各施其技各展手段。有人请例假,有人请病假,还有人说自己爸爸的妈妈突然间去逝-----其实奶奶已经逝世好几年了。 Also some people stood are standing were fainting, but also some people practiced are practicing are escaping. 还有人站着站着晕倒了,还有人练着练着逃跑了。 Therefore, the military training instructor of teacher and on each class, follows closely one after another strictly, avoids any fish slip through escaping. 所以,军训的教官和各个班级的辅导员轮番上番,严密盯梢,避免有任何一个漏网之鱼逃开。 Now the military training time, Fang Yan this fellow appears by the school in young the tree shade of grove, the teacher who the nearby is drilling saw, thinks he cannot bear this pain the student who prepares to escape, shouted a throat toward him by far. 现在正是军训的时间,方炎这个年纪轻轻地家伙出现在学校旁边小树林的树荫里,附近正在操练的教官看到,以为他是受不了这份苦准备逃跑的学生,远远地就朝着他喊了一嗓子。 Fang Yan scanned everywhere, the definite surroundings do not have other ‚playing truant’ student, this makes noise to say: „I am not a student, I am the security of school.” 方炎四处扫瞄了一圈,确定周围没有其它的‘翘课’学生,这才出声应道:“我不是学生,我是学校的保安。” „Ha -----” Student regiment broadcasts a laughing sound. “哈哈哈-----”学生方队传来一声哄笑声音。 The laughter is clear, this is a female student regiment. 笑声清脆,这是一个女生方队。 The teacher takes a look toward Fang Yan, shouts: „Doesn't security put on insurance to obey willingly? Comes to walk two steps. I look at you am the real security or the false security, is real Li Kui is fake Li ghost.” 教官朝着方炎瞅了瞅,喊道:“保安怎么不穿保安服？过来走两步。我看你是真保安还是假保安,是真的李逵还是假的李鬼。” Fang Yan is helpless, must carry the teacup to walk toward the military training regiment. 方炎无奈,只得端着茶杯朝着军训方队走过去。 The students wear the army green military training clothing/taking, brings armed forces' green hat. From afar cannot distinguish clearly the men and women, the short distance looked also discovered each student is longer much. 学生们穿着军绿色的军训服,带着军绿色的帽子。远远看过去都分不清男女,近距离看过去也发现每个学生都长得一样。 Some haven't the online people said? Stands in the female student who in the military training team can also like a crane among chickens, beautiful woman who that is worthy of the reputation truly. Whenever the new student|life opens the term, in the network will spread the beautiful woman student picture of a lot of face value explosive table. Naturally, there are deliberately hypes. 网上不是有人说过了吗？站在军训队伍里还能够鹤立鸡群的女生,那才是真正名符其实的美女。每到新生开学季,网络上都会流传出大量颜值爆表的美女学生照片。当然,也有很多是刻意炒作。 Fang Yan also really discovered a liking a crane among chickens female student, stands in this regiment's first row of Su Qi. 方炎还真发现了一个鹤立鸡群的女生,就是站在这个方队第一排的苏琪。 Su Qi sees Fang Yan, happily and Fang Yan greeted, said: „Teacher Fang, how did you come here?” 苏琪看到方炎,高兴地和方炎打招呼,说道:“方老师,你怎么到了这里？” Teacher Fang? 方老师？ Everyone look doubts look at Fang Yan. 所有人都眼神疑惑地看着方炎。 Really is this fellow also a teacher? He did not say are one security? 这家伙还真是个老师？他不是说自己是保安吗？ Moreover, does Su Qi actually know this fellow? 而且,苏琪竟然认识这个家伙？ The beautiful women always receive the attention of more person easily, although just began school a few days, Su Qi has the uncommon popularity among the Vermillion Bird High school student. The new student/life first beautiful woman, the Vermillion Bird first beautiful woman, innumerable beautiful woman title overlay in her head. Every day the square formation or goes to the classroom to peep her male student to be innumerable. 美人总是容易受到更多人的关注,虽然才刚刚开学没几天,苏琪就已经在朱雀中学学生当中有着不凡的人气。新生第一美女,朱雀第一美女,还有无数个美女头衔叠加在她的头上。每天来方阵或者去教室偷看她的男生数不胜数。 The male student female student, is teacher teacher, knows existence of Su Qi this character. 无论是男生女生,还是老师教官,都知道苏琪这一号人物的存在。 Now Su Qi greets to a small security on own initiative, truly makes one be filled with surprisedly. 现在苏琪主动对一个小保安打招呼,确实让人满心惊讶。 Fang Yan wants to look at one from afar, does not want to be close to that regiment or provokes on anything. He had discovered oneself grew a taunt face, who noticed that wants to pull out the appearances of several slaps in the face. 方炎原本是想远远地看一眼,并不想接近那一个方队或者招惹上什么。他早就发现自己长了一张嘲讽脸,谁看到都想抽几耳光的模样。 However now Su Qi initiative and he greets, if he did not respond does not have the politeness very much. 但是现在苏琪主动和他打招呼,如果他不回应的话就很没有礼貌。 Therefore Fang Yan is smiling to Su Qi, said: „I walk to have a look casually.” 于是方炎对着苏琪笑了笑,说道:“我随便走走看看。” Su Qi following a few words Fang Yan advancing the keenest struggle, she is smiling delightfully, that does not conform to the Fang Yan aesthetic standard very much the military training clothing/taking and armed forces' green hat does not have the means to conceal her such as the flowered smile, she was saying to Fang Yan: „Teacher Fang, you and others my a while, our moral integrity is about to end ---- A while I asked you to drink the Cola.” 苏琪接下来的一句话就把方炎给推到了风口浪尖,她甜美地笑着,那很不符合方炎审美观的军训服和军绿色的帽子都没办法掩饰她的如花笑颜,她对着方炎说道:“方老师,你等我一会儿,我们这一节操就快结束了----一会儿我请你喝可乐。” Whish ----- 哗----- The audience are shocked! 全场震惊！ Does the small security of Su Qi unexpectedly initiative invitation school drink the Cola? Moreover she said is very clear ---- Is she treats. 苏琪竟然主动邀请学校的一个小保安喝可乐？而且她说的很明白----是她请客。 This is not blatantly ----- Makes? 这不是公然的-----约吗？ „Su Qi, what are you relate?” “苏琪,你们是什么关系？” „Su Qi, aren't you will like this small security?” “苏琪,你不会是喜欢这个小保安吧？” „God, Vermillion Bird school flower and Vermillion Bird security ----- How this combines felt that doesn't match?” “天啊,朱雀校花和朱雀保安-----这个组合怎么感觉那么不搭配啊？” ------- ------- The students discuss spiritedly, stand turn toward Su Qi to ask in Su Qi nearby female student directly boldly. The present high-school student does not understand anything to be called shyly shy, the words that the sentiment love loves said directly. 学生们议论纷纷,站在苏琪旁边的女生直接就向着苏琪大胆发问。现在的高中生可不懂什么叫做腼腆害羞,情情爱爱的话直接就挂在嘴边。 Fang Yan gawked, said: „Some of my a lot are busy ----- Your well military training, do not lose concentration.” 方炎愣了一下,说道:“我还有很多事情要忙-----你好好军训,不要分神。” Then, Fang Yan wants to leave this is the non- place. 说完,方炎就想离开这是非之地。 „Wait.” The getting angry teacher makes noise to shout. “等等。”黑脸教官出声喊道。 Fang Yan turns around to look at the teacher, said with a smile: „Hello, what matter has?” 方炎转身看着教官,笑着说道:“你好,请问有什么事情吗？” „Do you name?” The teacher is sizing up on the face upper body of Fang Yan up and down, makes noise to ask. “你叫什么名字？”教官在方炎的脸上身上上下打量着,出声问道。 „Fang Yan.” Fang Yan makes noise to say. “方炎。”方炎出声说道。 „Are you really the security of school?” “你真的是学校的保安？” „Yes.” Fang Yan nods. „I perform duties in the school entrance frequently, should many students on the scene see me?” “是的。”方炎点头。“我经常在学校门口执勤,在场的不少学生应该见过我吧？” The teacher sneered, referred to Fang Yan black Chinese tunic suit, said: „I the first time am not security that sees the school, I and Chief Cai in your security wing is also very familiar, but also has eaten meal together ----- Others wear the security uniform/subdue of school, why only then do you wear the Chinese tunic suit? What's wrong? Thought that the security uniform/subdue is ugly?” 教官冷笑,指了指方炎身上的黑色中山装,说道:“我不是第一次见到学校的保安,我和你们保安处的蔡队长也很熟悉,还一起吃过饭-----其它人都穿着学校的保安制服,为什么只有你穿着中山装？怎么？觉得保安制服难看？” „-------” To be honest, Fang Yan truly thought that the security uniform/subdue is unattractive. Feared that many people in these students of military training is also feeling the military training clothing/taking that on oneself wears is very ugly. “-------”说实话,方炎确实觉得保安制服不好看。怕是正在军训的这些学生中也有不少人觉得自己身上穿着的军训服很难看。 But if, said own true idea in the presence of everyone, that may queer. It is not helpful the unity. 可是,如果当众说出自己的真实想法,那可就太得罪人了。不利于团结。 Fang Yan hehe smiles, said: „Had not thought that insurance does not obey willingly attractively. Yes ---- The clothes just washed, without other spare clothes. Therefore wore the Chinese tunic suit to come out.” 方炎呵呵地笑,说道:“没有觉得保安服不好看。就是----衣服刚刚洗了,没有其它的换洗衣服。所以就穿了中山装出来。” „Do you have a sense of discipline and obedient concept? Do you have an occupation sense of pride?” The getting angry teacher gets angry the sound to shout: „If the soldier in the fight, discovered suddenly own spear/gun forgot to bring, can not open fire? If the soldier in the military training discovered that own clothes washed yesterday evening had not done, can put on casually? It is not good, is not absolutely good. The spear/gun has not brought, is not a qualified soldier. Without wearing the clothes of stipulation, has not organized not to have the discipline. Others wear the military uniform, only then your outlandish clothes ---- Are you and everyone heart? You with this team is a body?” “你有没有一点纪律性和服从观念？你有没有一点职业自豪感？”黑脸教官怒声喝道:“如果军人在战斗的时候,突然间发现自己的枪忘记带了,是不是就可以不开枪？如果军人在军训的时候发现自己的衣服昨天晚上洗了还没有干,是不是就可以随便穿？不行,绝对不行。枪没有带,就不是一名合格的战士。没有穿规定的衣服,就是没有组织没有纪律。别人都穿着军装,只有你一个人奇装异服----你是和大家一条心吗？你和这个团队是一体的吗？” Fang Yan carefully thinks, the whole face said to getting angry teacher guilty: „Teacher, sorry, this truly is my mistake.” 方炎认真地想了想,满脸愧疚地对黑脸教官说道:“教官,对不起,这确实是我的错。” „Naturally is your mistake. Isn't your mistake my mistake?” Sees Fang Yan to apologize, the teacher favorite proud, stiff back said to Fang Yan: „Although you are only the security of school, but also is a part that Teacher Vermillion Bird the team composes. Appearance that at least should be a little a teacher by worthy example? You know that you did give the student to have how bad impact like this? The student who if I lead puts on own clothes coming military training completely, this team colorful what appearance becomes? Also has a little heroic spirit to be unyielding? Has a little soldier style?” “当然是你的错。不是你的错难道还是我的错？”看到方炎道歉,教官更加的得意自豪,挺直脊梁对方炎说道:“虽然你只是学校的保安,但也是朱雀老师队伍组成的一部份。至少应该有一点儿为人师表的模样吧？你知道你这样给学生带来了多么恶劣的影响？如果我带的学生全部都穿自己的衣服过来军训,这个队伍花花绿绿的成什么样子？还有没有一点儿英气硬气？有没有一点儿军人风范？” Fang Yan felt oneself soon cried, he felt good that the opposite party said is reasonable, oneself actually had nothing to say in reply. 方炎感觉自己都快要哭了,他觉得对方说的好有道理,自己竟然无言以对。 Therefore Fang Yan is apologizing to the teacher again, said: „Teacher, sorry, this truly is my mistake, I do not have the organization not to have the discipline, the clothing to act alone independently ----” 于是方炎再一次对着教官道歉,说道:“教官,对不起,这确实是我的错,我没组织没纪律,着装过于独立独行----” Also to is saying in the military training students sincerely: „Schoolmates, I am a bad example, do not learn from me. Since is the military training, should have the appearance of soldier ---- Do not think that your clothes are ugly, do not think that your hats are an eyesore, do not think that the hat blocks from the hairstyle that your class/flow safety valve stepped you to handle carefully to feel oneself changed the clown ----, The man of bleeding will be not the most graceful, the woman of perspiration is most beautiful. You abandoned the gentle beauty, had a rarer firm beauty -----” 又对正在军训的学生们语重心长地说道:“同学们,我是一个坏的榜样,你们千万不要向我学习。既然是军训,就应该有军人的模样----不要觉得你们的衣服难看,不要觉得你们的帽子碍眼,不要以为帽子遮住了你们的流海压跨了你们精心打理的发型就觉得自己变丑了----不会的,流血的男人最帅,流汗的女人最美。你们抛弃了柔媚的美,拥有了更加难得的刚硬之美-----” Fang Yan felt oneself were sensational similar, smiles awkwardly, said: „Fellow schoolmates, you continue the military training. The military training is very necessary ---- I did not disturb everyone.” 方炎觉得自己煽情地差不多了,尴尬地笑笑,说道:“各位同学,你们继续军训。军训是很有必要的----我就不打扰各位了。” complexion of getting angry teacher was more attractive, but also understood that joked with the student. 黑脸教官的脸色好看了一些,还懂得和学生开玩笑了。 He said with a laugh: „Military training truly is very necessary. Will let the schoolmates have the profound knowledge at the same time also has the strong body and spirit ---- How to need to graduate later keeping after school to make the security again?” 他笑呵呵地说道:“军训确实是很有必要的。会让同学们拥有渊博知识的同时还拥有强健的体魄----再怎么着也不用毕业之后留校做保安吧？” The female students giggle smile again tenderly, as if heard very joke of pleasant to hear. 女生们再次咯咯娇笑,仿佛听到了很好听的笑话。 The smile on Fang Yan face actually solidified. 方炎脸上的笑容却凝固了。 Fang Yan turns around to look at getting angry teacher, said: „As a security, I am unqualified. Because I put on the independence of clothes to act alone, careless that because I work, even also often the outstanding class leaves ---- However security occupation also same great. They and soldier occupation same great.” 方炎转身看着黑脸教官,说道:“做为一名保安,我是不合格的。因为我穿衣服的独立独行,因为我工作的漫不经心,甚至还时常翘班离开----但是保安这份职业也同样的伟大。他们和军人这份职业一样的伟大。” The getting angry teacher looked that somewhat was bad to the Fang Yan look, said: „You thought that the security and soldier are equally great? Doesn't your head have the water penetration?” 黑脸教官看向方炎的眼神就有些不善了,说道:“你觉得保安和军人一样伟大？你脑袋没进水吧？” Fang Yan shakes the head, said: „Extraordinary personalities have said that the occupation does not divide in any case, why must think that in your eyes the soldier is greater than the security? The soldiers are very great, organized, training is big, when the country has the need sacrifices the life to sprinkle warm-blooded Rong to guard the frontier the boundary ---- The soldiers is a back of country, the back do not step, country forever prosperous and powerful peace and good health.” 方炎摇头,说道:“伟人都说过,职业不分贵贱,为什么在你眼里就非要觉得军人比保安更加伟大一些呢？军人很了不起,组织性强,训练度大,在国家有需要的时候抛头颅洒热血戎守边疆----军人就是一个国家的脊梁,脊梁不跨,国家就永远富强安康。” „But, the security also has the professional characteristics of security. They get up early every day in the school entrance are defending, inspects the attire of each student to dress up. Let them be able to study dedicated, rather than that precious time energy will place on some immaterial things ---- Now to you are at least immaterial.” “但是,保安也有保安的职业特性。他们每天早起在学校门口守着,检查着每一个学生的衣着装扮。让他们能够更加专注地学习,而不是将那么宝贵的时间精力放在一些无关紧要的事情上面----至少现在对你们来说无关紧要。” „Has the student to leave early, they asked the clear situation. Has the student to be late, they issue the warning. Has their existences, will make the student understand the time sense ---- When you are in the society, you understand that the good being punctual custom can be a how precious merit.” “有学生早退,他们问明白情况。有学生迟到,他们发出警告。有他们的存在,会让学生更懂得时间观念----等到你们走上社会,你们才会明白良好的守时习惯会是多么珍贵的一个优点。” „If there is a student to come across the issue, they stand promptly the help. If the student encounters the danger, they keep off with oneself body in front ---- Teacher mister mentioned Chief Cai a moment ago, Chief Cai also the nickname is called Baldy. Perhaps your return alive newly do not know him, but later you will certainly know him ---- Because, has student, their goods do not fall carefully in the bird river, is Baldy they jumps down the water to salvage. Had the key or the cell phone of student threw into the latrine pit in restroom ----” “如果有学生遇到问题,他们及时的站出来帮助。如果学生遇到危险,他们用自己的身体挡在前面----刚才教官先生提到蔡队长,蔡队长还有一个外号叫做秃子。可能你们这些新生还不认识他,但是以后你们一定会认识他----因为,有一茬又一茬的学生,他们的物品不小心掉落在雀河,是秃子他们跳下水去打捞。有学生的钥匙或者手机丢进了厕所的粪坑----” ----- 哇----- The students call out in alarm. 学生们惊呼。 „Does he jump in the latrine pit?” The female students asked excitedly. “他跳进粪坑？”女生们激动地问道。 „Has not jumped.” Fang Yan said: „Was too fat, catches unable to jump ----” “没跳。”方炎说道:“太胖,卡住了跳不下去----” ( Ps: Thank dream lambkin child's ten thousand bestows to register. Asked, who the seductress/evil spirit is? Why looked that her tail is so happy? (ps:感谢梦小乖小朋友的万赏签到。问,妖精是谁？为什么看她的尾巴都那么开心？ In addition, what today / at present in the WeChat public platform issues is «Ultimate Teacher» outside: Since cannot put down, that gets hold of her. 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