UT :: Volume #3

#339: The nose is bleeding


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The dusky sky, the white land, the bird flew away, only then several pieces of feathers are they have had the traces. 灰蒙蒙的天空,白茫茫的大地,小鸟飞走了,只有几片羽毛是它们存在过的痕迹。 The bird flew away, then the today / at present lunch did not have. 小鸟飞走了,那么今天的午餐就没有了。 Looks the expression that Li Xiaotian Zhu Zidan their whole face regrets, Fang Yan has the full sympathy to them at heart, makes noise saying: I had said- this is a very inhumane matter. Delicious what does the bird have? The thin and small body does not have 22 meat- , to eat us to go to the mountain to hit the pheasant to hit the rabbit, catches several pod peppers to cook a cauldron, how wants to eat how to eat, the meat many also guarantees all one wants to eat, good?” 看着李小天朱子旦他们满脸惋惜的表情,方炎心里对他们有着满满的同情,出声说道:“我早就说过-这是一件很不人道的事情。小鸟有什么好吃的?瘦瘦小小的身上没有二两肉-要是想吃咱们就去山上打野鸡打兔子,抓上几把朝天椒炖上一大锅,想怎么吃就怎么吃,肉多还管饱,多好?” Li Xiaotian Zhu Zidan they were mad result in the body to tremble, Ye Wenrou stands they to know not to be victorious she in side, has thrown and Fang Yan duel the black leather glove that in the hand wears. 李小天朱子丹他们都被气得身体直哆嗦,要不是叶温柔在旁边站着他们知道打不过她,早就把手上戴着的黑皮手套丢过来和方炎决斗了。 When you had said this is a very inhumane matter? 你什么时候说过这是一件很不人道的事情? Before was not you most has the vigor saying that can hit the bird? Each you are the action commander-in-chief time, are we soldier who you run about hand/subordinate are good? 以前不是你最起劲儿的说要去打鸟?每一次你都是行动总指挥,我们都是你手下跑腿的小兵好不好? Delicious what does the bird have? After which is who had eaten a moment ago, felt that draws us to come out to hit the bird? 小鸟有什么好吃的?哪是谁刚才吃过之后觉得好又拉着我们出来打鸟? The speech must feel own conscience! 说话要摸着自己的良心! Hears Fang Yan to mention the approach of pheasant hare, the eye of Ye Wenrou again becomes bright, said: Hits the hare?” 听到方炎说起野鸡野兔的做法,叶温柔的眼睛就再次变得明亮起来,说道:“打野兔?” „-” “-” The people look at Ye Wenrou cautiously, for fear that she set other what requests again. 众人都小心翼翼的看着叶温柔,生怕她再提出什么其它的要求。 Li Xiaotian they can not take up, Fang Yan actually must reply. After all, Ye Wenrou is the guest who he invited. 李小天他们可以不接腔,方炎却不能不答话。毕竟,叶温柔是他邀请的客人。 He looks at Ye Wenrou with a laugh, said: Yes. In the back side of the mountain of snowing has many pheasant hare coming out, the snow is too deep, before they do not have flexible, especially the rabbit leg is short, falls in the snow hole unable to jump, throws one- before we climbed mountains to grasp a lot. After grasping, does stir-fries before stewing the chicken dry/does or stir-fries before stewing the rabbit dry/does, multi- enlargement material and hot pepper, a liquor meat, eaten being sweating profusely.” 他笑呵呵的看着叶温柔,说道:“是啊。下雪之后山上有很多野鸡野兔出来活动,雪太深,它们都没有以前灵活,特别是兔子腿短,陷进雪窟窿里就跳不出来,一扑一个准-以前我们没少上山去抓。抓了之后做干煸鸡或者干煸兔,多放大料和辣椒,一口酒一块肉,吃的满头大汗。” Now can grasp?” Ye Wenrou pretends that has not seen Li Xiaotian Zhu Zidan their pain the expression, makes noise to ask. “现在可以抓吗?”叶温柔假装没有看到李小天朱子丹他们痛苦的表情,出声问道。 Fang Yan had touch of humanity returning to look at Li Xiaotian Zhu Zidan actually very much their eyes, said: Should- Ok?” 方炎倒是很有人情味的回看了李小天朱子丹他们一眼,说道:“应该-可以吧?” The Ye Wenrou small hand wields, capable frank saying: Hits the hare.” 叶温柔小手一挥,干练直爽的说道:“打野兔去。” Therefore, Li Xiaotian Zhu Zidan and the others face sorrow. 于是,李小天朱子丹等人的脸就更加悲苦。 One side Li Xiaotian draws the arm of Fang Yan to arrive, said low voice: Big brother, you act charitably to put us- you pick up the little girl, what matter do we follow are? Also, what the staying little while we held pheasant hare, Miss leaf feelings one soft, made us all putting the wild creatures, what did we eat? Before one ate two birds to be pasted the back by your such a tossed about me to be hungry , the heart all day- you played, did we first go back?” 李小天拉着方炎的手臂走到一边,小声说道:“大哥,你就行行好放了我们吧-你去泡妞,我们跟着算是什么事?再说,呆会儿我们抓住了野鸡野兔什么的,叶大小姐心肠一软,又让我们把野物全给放了,我们吃什么啊?一整天就吃了两只鸟被你们这么一折腾我都饿得前心贴后背了-你们玩,我们先回去?” I want to put you to walk actually, but you also saw, this matter I do not take responsibility.” Helpless Fang Yan smiles bitterly. I can promise you, pheasant hare that the staying little while catches what certainly does not make her bleed off, if she dares to handle this matter again, I am big box on the ear to pull out her- acts against heaven?” “我倒是想放你们走,可是你也看到了,这件事情根本就是不我做主。”方炎无奈苦笑。“不过我可以向你保证,呆会儿抓到的野鸡野兔什么的一定不让她放走,她要是再敢做这种事情,我就大耳瓜子抽她-反了天了?” Li Xiaotian on is staring at Fang Yan that the whole face despises, said: That also good- you who wants you to hit by the outstanding family/home that she hits, you said that this words who dares to believe you?” 李小天就满脸鄙夷的盯着方炎,说道:“那也要你打的过才行-你都被她打的翘家,你说这种话谁敢信你?” That is before, now she is not my opponent. I draw to hit her her not to dare sadly to hit back- hurries, making the brothers prepare, has not seen the world the little miss who has a look at our Swallow Dock to this handsome man team the doubting strength.” “那是以前,现在她根本就不是我的对手。我心情不好把她拉出来打一顿她都不敢还手-赶紧的,让兄弟们准备准备,给这没见过世面的小姑娘看看咱们燕子坞‘美男子队’的打怪实力。” The handsome man team is that Fang Yan leads name that plays the bird team, at that time named «Liuxing Garden» idol drama fire, they obtained the inspiration from this play, therefore gave such a name. 美男子队是方炎所率领的这支打鸟队的名称,当时有一部叫做《流星花园》的偶像剧大火,他们从这部剧中得到了灵感,于是就取了这样一个名字。 Thinks the F4 combination of student family/home, they are called F11, but behind has the little friend to join unceasingly, cannot today / at present F11 become F12 tomorrow. Such inconvenient dissemination develops the reputation. 原本想学人家的F4组合,他们叫做F11的,但是后面不断的有小伙伴加入,总不能今天F11明天就成F12了。那样不便传播打响名声。 Does not change name is not good, 11 people that front joins a group are the handsome men, behind joins a group wasn't a handsome man? Does not help the organization unite. 不改名也不行,前面入伙的十一人是美男子,后面入伙的就不是美男子了?不利于组织团结。 This time really cannot put.” Saying that Li Xiaotian does not feel relieved. A point does not have the team sense of honor. “这次真不能放了。”李小天不放心的说道。一点没有队伍荣誉感。 Certainly does not put.” “一定不放。” That walks.” Saying that Li Xiaotian accepts fate: Hopes that this time is not busy at work white/in vain.” “那就走吧。”李小天认命的说道:“希望这次不是白忙活一场。” Was sent to take lotus leaf hot sauce Ruan Jing to come back by Fang Yan, the big bag in exciting raising hand, said: „The thing that you want I all brought, bird?” 方炎打发回去拿荷叶辣酱的阮经回来了,兴奋的举着手里的大袋子,说道:“你们要的东西我全都拿来了,鸟呢?” Fang Yan looked at his one eyes, embarrassed saying: Ruan Jing- that troubles you to go back to take a pot.” 方炎看了他一眼,不好意思的说道:“阮经-那个,麻烦你回去拿一口锅。” „-” “-” A rabbit chicken, slivers the block to place in the cauldron to stir-fry. Puts the spice and red pepper large bundle, scatters the shredded ginger and scallion again is white, when pot inside bouillon pū pū the bubbling soaks, lifts the pot cover, extends the chopsticks to clamp eating. 一只兔子一只鸡,切成块放在大锅里爆炒。放上香料和大把大把的红辣椒,再撒上姜丝和葱白,等到锅里面的肉汤噗噗噗的冒泡泡时,掀开锅盖,伸筷子夹着吃。 Hot being overwhelmed with emotion and spicy satisfying a craving, come to a big Swallow Dock small workshop from fermenting again the white liquor, that taste does not trade to the deity. 烫的销魂、辣的过瘾,再来上一大口燕子坞小作坊自酿的烧刀子,那滋味给个神仙都不换。 The men run into the pretty woman always to think gets drunk the opposite party, Li Xiaotian Zhu Zidan and the others were no exception. 男人遇到漂亮的女人总是想着把对方灌醉,李小天朱子丹等人也不例外。 Finally the eye of Ye Wenrou more drinks is brighter, Li Xiaotian Zhu Zidan and the others more drink is sillier. 结果叶温柔的眼睛越喝越亮,李小天朱子旦等人越喝越傻。 Fang Yan is also disinclined to remind them, but the big stuttering meat small mouth drinks. When he eats to the heart's content, Li Xiaotian Zhu Zidan several people have rested to pour in the snowdrift. 方炎也懒得提醒他们,只是大口吃肉小口喝酒。当他酒足饭饱时,李小天朱子丹几人已经睡倒在雪窝里面去了。 Ruan Jing whole face amazed looks at Ye Wenrou, looking like sees the ghost to be the same. 阮经满脸惊诧的看着叶温柔,就像是见到鬼一样。 The empresses yeah, he went back to raise one barrel of bulk white liquors to come, now the cask emptied, Li Xiaotian Zhu Zidan their five people drank had ten jin (0.5 kg), have 45 jin (0.5 kg) that a Ye Wenrou person drank fully. 娘娘哎,他回去提了一桶散装烧刀子过来,现在酒桶空了,李小天朱子丹他们五个人喝了有十斤,叶温柔一个人喝的足有四五斤。 Doesn't the alcohol capacity of this woman have confident? 这女人的酒量有没有个底啊? You-” Ruan Jing looks at Fang Yan saying: How to remind one?” “你-”阮经看着方炎说道:“怎么不提醒一声?” I reminded.” Fang Yan suffering saying. “我提醒了啊。”方炎委屈的说道。 How did you remind?” “你怎么提醒了?” I do not dare to drink with her.” Fang Yan said. Does not do not dead.” “我都没敢和她喝。”方炎说道。“不作死就不会死。” - 噗- Ruan Jing also lies on the ground spits crazily. Does not know that is because the liquor drank a moment ago spat to the air/Qi by Fang Yan. He also followed Zhu Zidan they to want with the fight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent out to take down Ye Wenrou, afterward he discovered when the situation is not right hurries to call a halt-, therefore he only ends up half-dead. 阮经也趴在地上狂吐起来。不知道是因为刚才酒喝多了还是被方炎给气吐了。原本他也跟着朱子丹他们想用车轮战把叶温柔放倒,后来他发现情况不对劲时才赶紧停手-所以他只落得一个半死不活。 Gives the Ruan Jing attendance that several drunkards, Fang Yan accompanies Ye Wenrou to walk in the direction of village. „Did you play before?” Ye Wenrou asked. 把那几个醉鬼交给阮经照顾,方炎陪着叶温柔往村子的方向走回去。“你们以前就是这么玩的?”叶温柔问道。 Yes.” Fang Yan nods. Game are many. Your today / at present only sees the tip of the iceberg.” “是啊。”方炎点头。“游戏多着呢。你今天只看到冰山一角。” It seems like- is your beforehand life good?” Ye Wenrou sigh with emotion saying. Compared with Fang Yan, her childhood- really nothing more to be said. “看来-你以前的生活还不错?”叶温柔感慨的说道。和方炎比,她的童年-真的没什么好说的。 Also ok. Before bumping into you,-” Fang Yan realized own speaking incorrectly words, hurried to shift the topic, said: „Is the today / at present game good? Words that wants to eat, we can come momentarily.” “还行吧。碰到你以前-”方炎意识到自己说错话了,赶紧转移话题,说道:“今天的野味还不错吧?想吃的话,我们随时都可以过来。” Flavor is good.” The Ye Wenrou nod said. „After before you said bumps into me,- bumps into me ?” “味道还不错。”叶温柔点头说道。“你说碰到我之前-碰到我之后呢?” „Before bumping into you, the day passes is very happy. After bumping into you, has lived is very substantial.” Fang Yan face earnest saying. Enrichment compared with happy high a boundary. The life cannot laugh foolishly, the enrichment makes the life of person complete.” “碰到你之前,日子过的很开心。碰到你之后,生活过的很充实。”方炎一脸认真的说道。“充实比开心高了一个境界。人生不能一直傻乐,充实却让人的人生圆满。” „Do you think seriously?” The Ye Wenrou squint shoots a look at Fang Yan to ask. She does not believe Fang Yan these nonsense. “你心里当真是这么想的?”叶温柔斜眼瞥着方炎问道。她不信方炎的这些鬼话。 Naturally.” Fang Yan incomparably earnest nod. Runs into you, can I have The Heart of Tai Chi? Li Xiaotian Zhu Zidan they how?” “当然。”方炎无比认真的点头。“要不是遇到你,我能够有太极之心吗?李小天朱子丹他们怎么就没有?” Ye Wenrou wants to hit the person, the sinking sound said: That is because they do not practice Tai Chi-” 叶温柔又想打人了,沉声说道:“那是因为他们都不练太极-” Therefore I said that they are for a lifetime impossible to have The Heart of Tai Chi.” Fang Yan saying with a laugh. How without The Heart of Tai Chi, I to hit Shiba Hyobu? When I possibly become each parent education child encouraging object who selects? How do I possibly become the male god idol in Swallow Dock innumerable teenage boys and girls mind?” “所以我说他们一辈子都不可能有太极之心嘛。”方炎笑呵呵的说道。“要是没有太极之心,我怎么打的过千叶兵部?我怎么可能成为每个家长教育自己孩子时选用的励志对象?我怎么可能成为燕子坞无数少男少女心目中的男神偶像?” „-” “-” Fang Yan is blowing own horn, met one to take a walk to enjoy the snow Bai Xiu and Phoenix. 方炎正自吹自擂的时候,遇到了一起散步赏雪的白修凤凰 Bai Xiu and Phoenix walk from opposite stone river shore, Bai Xiu still the having hair dishevelled white clothing wide robe, stated differently today / at present wore the black cloth shoes rather than previous time bare to dash about wildly in the snowy area likely like that fully. A Phoenix purple windproof coat, the foot puts on high with the leather boots, the head wears a plush hat, flatters arrogantly colorfully, seemingly has dressed up carefully. 白修凤凰从对面的石河岸边走来,白修依然披头散发白衣宽袍,不同的是今天穿上了黑色布鞋而不是像上次那般在雪地里裸足狂奔。凤凰一身紫色的风衣,脚穿高跟皮靴,头上戴着一顶毛绒帽子,高傲艳媚,看起来细心装扮过。 Bai Xiu does not know that said any words, Phoenix giggle smiles tenderly, seems like very happy appearance. 白修不知道说了些什么话,凤凰咯咯娇笑,看起来非常开心的模样。 Eight items of relative, four people of footsteps stopped. 八目相对,四人的脚步都停了下来。 Phoenix looks looking pensive to Fang Yan, the Bai Xiu look actually looks to Ye Wenrou. 凤凰看向方炎,白修的眼神却若有所思的看向叶温柔 Your this is- appointment?” Phoenix looks at Fang Yan to ask. “你们这是-约会?”凤凰看着方炎问道。 „Do you guess?” Fang Yan said. He does not dare saying that was does not want to say is not, has to be perfunctory with the way of this question. “你猜?”方炎说道。他不敢说是也不想说不是,只好用这种反问的方式来敷衍。 After all, in too skirt silk that in front of the first love cannot display. 毕竟,在初恋对象面前不能表现的自己太屌丝。 Phoenix is sizing up Fang Yan up and down, carefully examined Ye Wenrou, said with a smile: I guess that is not.” 凤凰上下打量着方炎,又审视了叶温柔一番,笑着说道:“我猜不是。” Why isn't?” “为什么不是?” Not why.” Phoenix said. Is only feeling- feels you not like the lover.” “不为什么。”凤凰说道。“只是感觉-感觉你们不像情侣。” Haha-” Fang Yan sneers. He puts out a hand to hug the waist of Ye Wenrou, said: What do I need to prove to you?” “哈哈-”方炎冷笑。他伸手去搂叶温柔的腰,说道:“我需要向你证明什么吗?” Fang Yan has watched in the soap opera will frequently present such bridge section, the leading lady to retaliate to harm own former boyfriend therefore to have one more outstanding than or the affectionate man the former boyfriend attended the meeting, will certainly snort contemptuously saying that to the behavior of leading lady in the meeting going forward boyfriend what do not deceive you who my I will not be swindled to be basic to relate your belt/bring with this inferior method he has not been only by me is angry to-, therefore the leading lady was in a rage on rushing to hug the actor to kiss or kiss crazily- 方炎看过的电视剧里面经常会出现这样的桥段,女主角为了报复伤害过自己的前男友于是就带了一个比前男友更优秀或者更深情的男人去参加聚会,在聚会上前男友一定会对女主角的行为嗤之以鼻说不要用这种低劣的手段来欺骗我我是不会上当的你们根本什么关系都没有你带他来只是让我生气对不对-于是女主角一怒之下就冲上去抱着男主角亲吻或者狂吻- Naturally, the object who the leading lady kisses generally is main actor of that play. 当然,女主角亲吻的对象一般都是那部剧的男一号。 Fang Yan felt oneself are that leading lady, did not run into the first love carefully, therefore wants with another woman to show that you do not want my me also to have others to want . Moreover the present wants my person more outstanding than you you are more attractive than compared with you are barbaric violence- 方炎觉得自己就是那个‘女主角’,不小心遇到了初恋情人,于是就想用另外一个女人来证明你不要我我还有别人要而且现在要我的那个人比你优秀比你漂亮比你野蛮暴力- What do I need to prove to you?” Fang Yan said. “我需要向你证明什么吗?”方炎说道。 Speech time, hugging that his hand also achieved wishes the waist of Ye Wenrou came up. 说话的时候,他的手也如愿的搂上了叶温柔的腰部上去。 Has saying that the waist of Ye Wenrou is very thin. Naturally, her stature is thin, the waist is also naturally fat not. 不得不说,叶温柔的腰很细。当然,她身材清瘦,腰部自然也胖不到哪里去。 What is most essential is the feel good, does not have the unnecessary flab, not dried out only surplus one pile of bones. 最关键的是手感非常好,没有多余的赘肉,也不会干瘪瘪的只剩余一堆骨头。 Glossy creamy, soft tender ball- 油润滑腻,柔软嫩弹- In oneself have traced among woman, can be listed at first three. Naturally, Fang Yan altogether has not traced three women. 在自己摸过的女人当中,可以排在前三位。当然,方炎总共也没摸过三个女人。 Well, is own nose bleeding what's the matter? 咦,自己的鼻子在流血是怎么回事?
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