Chapter 276, comes, Iholdyouto get up!
第276章、来,我扶你起来!On the televisiondeceived people!
电视上都是骗人的!Thisis the profoundexperience of Fang Yan. Watermarkadvertisementtest
这是方炎的深刻体会。水印广告测试Watermarkadvertisementtest
水印广告测试Beforewatched the televisiontime, once the actorchanged a bodysupernative of Asia , Serbiatime, both handsmade a fistto shoutone, the bodymake an effortto shakeshakingfly the coat and pants. Whole bodyonlykeepssexytender and beautifulfourcorner/hornunderpants.
以前看电视的时候,男主角一旦变身超级塞亚人的时候,双手握拳大喊一声,身体用力一抖就把外套和裤子给震飞了。全身上下只留一条性感娇艳的四角底裤。In factis notthatmatter. Youthink, youcatch upto shake the pants, firstunderpantsshattering? If the underpantshave not split, the air/Qi of bodyunderpantsoutsideclothesexploding?
事实上根本就不是那么一回事儿。你想啊,你发力震掉裤子时,是不是先把内裤给震裂了?如果内裤没有裂开,身体之气又怎么会把内裤外面的衣服给爆开?Had only heardhalfhits the cow, had not heardseparates the underpantsto knit the trousers?
只听说过隔山打牛,可没听说过隔底裤打长裤吧?Therefore ,youcanshake the coatalone, butyouwantto shake the pantsto retain the underpantsalone are not very realistic.
所以说,你可以单独震掉外套,但是你想单独震掉裤子保留底裤是很不现实的。Fang Yanalso the first time isdidthismatter, norichexperience, the price that thereforehepaysis serious.方炎也是第一次干这种事情,没有什么丰富的经验,所以他付出的代价是惨重的。OnKannondaiaudiencecould not see the battle conditions on summit, even if can still see12formswith the telescopeoccasionally. Fang YanandShiba Hyobufighttime, will not run up toby the cliffto look atseveraltothemintentionally. Without the fellow of buying a ticket, howpossiblyto enjoysuchVIPbenefits?
原本观音台上面的观众是看不到山顶上的战斗状况的,即使是拿望远镜也只是偶尔能够看到一两道身影。方炎和千叶兵部战斗的时候,又不会故意跑到山崖旁边给他们多看几眼。没买票的家伙,怎么可能享受到这样的vip福利?However, Fang YanandShiba Hyobuare like this naked**hitsin the mountain peakborder, makestheselift the fellow who the telescopeis waiting and seeinganxiouslyto have an eyeful.
但是,方炎和千叶兵部这样赤身**的在山峰边沿打来打去,就让那些举着望远镜焦急观望的家伙大饱眼福。On a mouthheld in the mouth the fatty of rootsmoketo starein a big way the eye, lifted the telescope saying: „Idepend, hithis mother was too intense, even the clotheswiped out”
一个嘴上叼着根烟的胖子瞪大了眼睛,举着望远镜说道:“我靠,打的太他妈激烈了,连衣服都打掉了”Seniorspoiledfemale a telescope that robbed the fattyboyfriend, liftedto lookto the mountain valley, the excitedwhole bodystartedto vibrate: „Reallyhitnot to havereally the clothesto hitnot to havefollowingthat the clothesto take off/escape the pants, Inoticed that hisbuttocks the staturewas good, yousaid that theydid have a leg? The Japaneseswordgod and oversealove of MasterTai Chi, think that feelsexcited”
身边的资深腐女一把抢走了胖子男友的望远镜,举起来对着山谷看了看,激动的全身都开始抖动起来:“真的把衣服打没了真的把衣服打没了后面的那个把裤子都脱了,我都看到他的屁股了身材不错,你说他们俩是不是有一腿?东洋剑神和太极宗师的越洋之恋,想起来就觉得好兴奋哦”Even a more directwomanbrandishes the fistto shoutloudly: „Intogetherintogetherin the same place”
甚至还有更加直接的女人挥舞着拳头大声喊道:“在一起在一起在一起”Manyyearslater, Fang Yingxiongmentionedking of Fang YanandJapaneseswordgodShiba HyobuTai Chithewartimetohis sonwill still describewith the serioushoarsesound: The pain that framehits, yourGrandpamasterclotheshitnot to have
多少年以后,方英雄向他的儿子说起太极之王方炎和东洋剑神千叶兵部的这一战时仍然会用沉重嘶哑的声音描述道:那一场架打的苦哟,你师爷爷身上的衣服都打没了But, youspokethese wordstimecan the expression that dreadfulsmilethat**? Will your bringgood of not goodassociationto the child?
可是,你说这句话的时候能不能表情不要那么猥琐笑容不要那么**?你这样会给小孩子带来不好的联想的好不好?Mustotherwise, yourfatsonhowafteryoutellthisstoryaskingGrandpamasterandthatJapaneseswordgod who worryvery muchdo have the happinessfinallylives togethersuchbest quality goodsissue. Your sonturns intothis, your fathermusttake the full liabilitygood?
要不然的话,你的胖儿子怎么会在你讲完这个故事后很是着急的问道师爷爷和那个东洋剑神最后到底有没有幸福的生活在一起这样的极品问题了。你的儿子变成这样,你这个老爹是要负全部责任的好么?Naturally, Fang Yancould have ignored the ponderto reveal the fartto bring how bigdifficultytohislifeat this time.
当然,方炎这个时候还顾不上思考露个屁屁会给他的生活带来多么大的困扰。Hediligently, uses energy, vicious, does not diecontinuousgoes tocrazyShiba Hyobu.
他正在努力的、费劲儿的、凶狠的、不死不休的去狂千叶兵部。Bang!啪!
The body of Shiba Hyoburisesrapidly, borrows a strengthpointon the bulgebigstonetogether, personthenhighjumped onto the summit.千叶兵部的身体急速上升,在一块凸起的大石上面借力一点,人便高高的跃上了山顶。
A Fang Yanalsotip of the toepointcompelled the postureto follow close onby a graceful of superflaming chariotwas jumping onto the upper air, whenhenoticed when Ye WenrouPhoenixShiba Kaorualsohadin the darknesscountlesspeopleto stareownlower partwas looking, lowering the head that he can also not help方炎也脚尖一点以一个超级风火轮的帅逼姿势紧跟着跃上了高空,当他看到叶温柔凤凰千叶薰还有黑暗里无数的人都盯着自己的下体看时,他也情不自禁的低头
The mother, lost face!
妈的,太丢脸了!Reallyhad the response!
竟然有了反应!Fang Yanmadedozensthousandjin (0.5 kg)falltooneselfcontinuously, puts togetherhastens of thousandsjin (0.5 kg), thispressedownbodyquickly.方炎连续给自己使了好几十个千斤坠,加在一起都有好几万斤了,这才以迅雷不及掩耳之势把自己的身体压了下去。Therefore, in the eyes of summitpeople, the pictureisthis: Naked**Fang Yanseemed like a monkeyto jumpfrom the mountain valley, naked**Fang Yanjumped down the mountain valleylike the monkey
于是,在山顶众人的眼里,画面就是这样的:赤身**的方炎像是一只猴子从山谷跳了起来,赤身**的方炎又像猴子一样跳下山谷Fang Yingxiongraised the headto look up to the starry sky, sighedgentlywas saying: „Smallteacher's younger brother not goodfemale sexual attractiveness, Fang familyto be never recurring?”方英雄抬头仰望星空,轻轻叹息着说道:“小师叔不好女色,方家难道要绝后了吗?”Fang Haohananxiousis coveringownbuttocks, said: „Littleteacher's younger brotherpeepsIto take a bath”方好汉紧张的捂着自己的屁股,说道:“小师叔偷看过我洗澡”„Littleteacher's younger brotherleadsmeto go toShihezi Reservoirto touch the smalllobster, but alsodeceivedmeto remove completelyme the clothesto be smallat that time, withoutprecaution consciousness.”
“小师叔带我去石河子水库去摸小龙虾,还骗我把衣服都脱光了那时候我还小,没有防范意识。”Fang YingxiongandFang Haohanlook at each otherone, theysawfromeach othereyedespairsandsad. Theirvirgin'sbodieshad received the tarnish, theycannotbe a purehandsome man.方英雄和方好汉对视一眼,他们从彼此的眼睛里看到了绝望和悲伤。他们的处男之身原来早就已经受到了玷污,他们再也不能做一个清白的美男子了。Time that Fang Yanjumpsagain, the waisthas encircledone. Thatwasheshakesto brandishleafsword the pantsto get a sudden inspirationto re-equipthisappearancebyhim.方炎再次跳上来的时候,腰间已经围了一条。那是他震下来挥舞叶剑的裤子被他灵机一动改装成了这幅样子。Naturally, becausehetakes off the pants the timeuses the air/Qito be excessively fierce, the clotheshave become the fragment, thereforehisseems like the tasselsragsskirt, was full of the fervorhotforeign landcharacter and style.
当然,因为他脱裤子的时候用气过猛,衣服已经成了碎片,所以他的这条看起来就像是流苏破布裙,充满了激情火辣的异域风情。
A Fang YanfistbangtoShiba Hyobutime, hishighraising, will reveal the sexylushlittle outstandingbuttocks.方炎一拳轰向千叶兵部的时候,他的就会高高的扬起,露出性感肥美的小翘臀。Fang Yanfastcharges intoShiba Hyobutime, hiswill be blownby the wind, reveals the sexystraightblackwoolthigh.方炎飞快的冲向千叶兵部的时候,他的就会被风吹起,露出性感笔直的黑毛大腿。Fang YankickstoShiba Hyobutime, hisalsoby the night wind of howlingraising, revealsmeto depend, actuallyresponded.方炎一脚踢向千叶兵部的时候,他的也被呼啸的夜风给掀起来,露出我靠,竟然还有反应。Eachattackis representinganotherbeing exposed, thispictureis too beautifulmanypeoplenot to dareto lookmuch.
每一次攻击就代表着又一次的走光,这画面太美很多人都不敢多看。Naturally, sacrifice of Fang Yanalsoeffective.
当然,方炎的牺牲也是有效果的。Bang
轰
His fistflew the Shiba Hyobubang.
他一拳把千叶兵部轰飞了出去。Bang!啪!
His palmShiba Hyobupattingspitting blood.
他一掌把千叶兵部给拍的吐血。Thump
咚Hewas kicked the pants crotchbyShiba Hyobu.
他被千叶兵部踢中了裤裆。
The Fang Yanpainresults in the holding breathcold air, did thisold fogypremeditatefor a long timeforthisstruck?方炎痛得倒吸凉气,这个老家伙预谋了那么久就是为了这一击吧?WhenShiba HyobubyFang Yanwas knocked downagain the bodyhitlayer on layer/heavilywhenbigstoneabove, hecompletelylost the interest and fight of fightpower.
当千叶兵部再一次被方炎打倒在地身体重重地撞在了大石头上面时,他就完全失去了战斗的兴致和战斗的动力。Hisbodyleansin the stone, looks that standssaidinhisfrontFang Yan: „Thiswar, youwon.”
他的身体倚靠在石头上面,看着站在他面前的方炎说道:“这一战,你赢了。”„Iknow.” The Fang Yannodsaid. „Can youstandweto hita whileagain? Tenminutes? Fiveminutesalsogood. Orthreeminutes? Youbelieveme, myspeedis quick. Come, Iholdyouto get up”
“我知道。”方炎点头说道。“你能不能站起来咱们再打一会儿?十分钟?五分钟也行。要不三分钟?你相信我,我的速度很快的。来,我扶你起来”Shiba HyobulookdoubtslookstoFang Yan, said: „Youhave won. Iadmit defeatin the presence of everyone, yournamewill spread overChinaandJapan, whyeven can the entireAsianmartial artsworldalsohitagain?”千叶兵部眼神疑惑的看向方炎,说道:“你已经赢了。我当众认输,你的名字将传遍华夏和东洋两国,甚至整个亚洲武道世界为什么还要再打下去?”Fang Yanis angryis not good, said: „Ido not wantto hit, doesn't hit to be good? Youlie down here are motionless, how do Ifeel all right a palm of the handto patyou? Youget upweto hitagain, youpretendto hitmyfist, thenmyfistdestroysyourhead”方炎生气的不行,说道:“我也不想打,可不打能行吗?你躺在这儿不动,我怎么好意思一巴掌把你拍死?你起来咱们再打,你假装打我一拳,然后我一拳就打碎你的脑袋”
The Shiba Hyobusilentsmile, said: „Do youwantto killme?”千叶兵部无声微笑,说道:“你想杀我?”„Thisis not the idle talk.”Fang Yanscolded. „Youlooked that myyoung and promisingwell-readwantsto get rid ofmefor the opponent who yourJapanesesolves a terrifyingdanger, youlivedso manyyear of this/shouldeatingatethis/shoulddrinkingdrankthis/shouldplayingalsoplayed, the illegitimate childdoes not calculate, the childrendid havetwoyouto makemypalm of the handpatto be good?”
“这不是废话嘛。”方炎骂道。“你看我年轻有为学富五车就想把我干掉为你们东洋人解决掉一个恐怖危险的对手,你活了这么多年该吃的都吃了该喝的都喝了该玩的也都玩了,私生子不算,孩子都有两个了你让我一巴掌拍死行不行?”„This point, youcompared withgood that Imake.”Shiba Hyobusaid. „Iwantto killyou, from the beginningrevealedmurderous aura. Youwantto killme, has hadto the presentmurderous auraa little leak.”
“这一点,你比我做的好。”千叶兵部说道。“我想杀你,从一开始就露出了杀气。你想杀我,一直到现在才有了那么一点杀气外泄。”„The murderous auraleak of nonsense. Juststartedme to maintain lifeto be good? The lifepreservedis thinkingcandefeatto be goodyou? After defeatingyou, is thinkingcan be goodyou? Youarewantto get rid ofmefrom the beginning, Iactuallyexperienced a complexmental journey and emotionchangesaidyoudo not understand, youmuststandto makemepatimmediatelyin any casenowyou.”
“狗屁的杀气外泄。刚开始我就是为了保命好不好?命保住了才想着要把你打败好不好?打败你之后才想着要把你做掉好不好?你是从一开始就想干掉我,我却经历了一场复杂的心路历程和情感变化说了你也不懂,反正你现在要立即站起来让我把你拍死。”Shiba Hyobulaughs wildly, smiledshouting oneself hoarse, smiledgasping for breath.千叶兵部狂笑不已,笑的声嘶力竭,笑的喘不过气。Heis covering the chestfiercecough, there is a bright redbloody waterto overflowfrom the corners of the mouth, hisinternal organsbyFang Yanshaking the wound, the bodywere damagedextremelyseriously.
他捂着胸口剧烈的咳嗽,又有鲜红的血水从嘴角溢了出来,他的内脏已经被方炎给震伤了,身体受损极其严重。A moment ago in overcame the canyonbyFang Yanhad lost the fighting spirit, reason thatstill and Fang Yandogfightquite a whilewasbecausehehad the air/Qi of refusing to accept. Heis unwilling, was unwillinglike thisbyChinayoung peopledefeating.
刚才在被方炎打下峡谷时就已经丧失了斗志,之所以仍然和方炎缠斗半天是因为他心里有不服之气。他不甘心,不甘心就这样被一个华夏的年轻人给击败了。In other words, the road of hisconqueringChinatothis, but.
也就是说,他的征服华夏之路到此而至。Heactuallyjusttookonestep, the foot that onlystepsreducing. Suchbitter experiencemakespeoplethinksorrowfulincomparable, feels sadextremely.
他却刚刚迈出一步,就被人把那只迈出去的脚给砍掉。这样的遭遇让人觉得悲痛无比,又极其心酸。„Iunderstood. Iunderstood.” The tears that Shiba Hyobusmilescame out, helooks atFang Yan saying: „You are really an interestingperson, only thensuchtalentcancomprehend the genuinemartial artsmartial artsishumanity, so long aspersonlivehas the spirit, the martial artscanreachto the peak.”
“我明白了。我明白了。”千叶兵部笑的眼泪都出来了,他看着方炎说道:“你真是一个有意思的人啊,只有这样的人才能够领悟真正的武道武道是人道,只要人活的有精神,武道才能够臻至巅峰。”„Iam until now clear, whereIknowIbiggestflaw. Ibecome aware the swordwholeheartedly, did not ask the human affairs, was actually equal to that and front door of the world closedoneself. Only is enter the world, cansensethisworld. Comprehendedthisworld, canfeel the seven emotions and six sensory pleasures of swordmysentimentnot to lackruthlesslyspicydoes not lackdexterously, actuallylacked a aidtouch of humanityalone. Loses not injust, loses not injust.”
“直到现在我才明白,我才知道我最大的缺陷在哪里。我一心悟剑,不问世事,却也等于把自己和世界的大门关闭了。只有入世,才能够感悟这个世界。领悟了这个世界,才能够感受到剑的七情六欲我的情不缺狠辣不缺轻巧,却独缺少了一济人情味。输得不冤,输得不冤啊。”Wherethisold fogylay downto sayfor quite a whileverbosely, Fang Yanwas not gladto listen.
这个老家伙躺在哪儿絮絮叨叨的说了半天,方炎都不乐意听下去了。Hisboth handsinsert the waistlight the upper body and thighstandbefore the Shiba Hyobubody, veryimpatientsaying: „Do youget up? Do not think that yourIcannotkillyoulike this, Iam the fellow who stops at no evilcruel and mercilessdo not believeyouto go outto inquire,raisedmyname to stop the young childmorbid night crying.”
他双手插腰光着上身和大腿站在千叶兵部身前,很是不耐烦的说道:“你到底起不起来?你别以为你这样我就不能杀你了,我可是个心狠手辣无恶不作的家伙不信你出去打听打听,提起我的名字就能够止小儿夜啼。”Whiz!
嗖!
A Shiba Hyobufingerball, a smallstoneflewtoward the Fang Yanpants crotch.千叶兵部的手指一弹,一块小石头就朝着方炎的裤裆飞了过去。Bang!啪!
A sound of cotton tapebreakconveys, the littlearrange/clothskirt of Fang Huohuowaistdetaches, butwas sweptby the wind.
一声布带断裂的声音传来,方火火腰间的小布裙就脱体而出被风吹走。Fang Yanstoodwas gawkingsame place for severalseconds, split the mouthto smile.方炎站在原地愣了好几秒钟,裂开嘴巴笑了起来。„Thistimeisyoufirstbegins”
“这次是你先动手的”Fang Yan the buttocksare only rushing, to the Shiba Hyobubeatingcloud penetration that lies downon the groundholdscollapsecloud the fistmonkeyto pick the peachblack tigerbeast of preyto turn over/to stand upfrom the heartgreatly360degreesTokyo Tower方炎光着屁股就冲了上去,对着躺在地上的千叶兵部拳打脚踢穿云掌崩云拳猴子摘桃黑虎掏心猛兽大翻身三百六十度东京铁塔
( Ps: It is not this, Idesignedis notthis. WhatIwantto writeisoverbearing and friendship of Shiba Hyobu, goodswordsuch ascrazyandbarbaricselfish. WhatIwantto writewas the Fang Huohuoindomitabletimesis overthrowntimeto crawlto move people to tearsagaincounter-attacksmyhis motherto writeanythingfinallycertainly. Youhitonemesimply, like thisIfeel better.)
(ps:不是这样的,我原本设计的不是这样的。我想写的是千叶兵部的霸道和情义,好剑如痴又野蛮自私。我想写的是方火火不屈不挠一次次被打倒再一次次爬起来催人泪下最终绝地反击我他妈都写成什么啊。你们干脆把我打一顿吧,这样我心里好受点。)
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