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#264: We called to hit the face this behavior


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Chapter 264, we called to hit the face this behavior! 第264章、我们把这种行为叫打脸! I thought that the little teacher's younger brother wears this white gown to be good, the person seems specially energetic, one passes shortly resembles with the put on airs ---- Our not old male god Andy Lau has also said that if the man wants to lead, must white ---- In Fang Yingxiong raises begins a gown to say. “我觉得小师叔穿这件白色的袍子好,人显得特别精神,一眼看过去就跟白马王子似的----我们的不老男神刘德华也说过,男人要想帅,必须一身白----”方英雄提着手里的一件袍子说道。 I feel or put on black good. The black appears capable, serious and callous, if the little teacher's younger brother cannot be victorious Shiba Hyobu that old monster, wears this clothes also to facilitate him to sneak off ----- You think, the entire mountain is dark, the little teacher's younger brother wears this clothes to hide in the woods hides behind the stone, where does Shiba Hyobu look?” “我觉得还是穿黑色的好。黑色显得干练、严肃、冷酷、如果小师叔打不过千叶兵部那个老妖怪的话,穿这身衣服还方便他溜走-----你想想,整座山都黑乎乎的,小师叔穿这身衣服躲在树林里躲在石头后面,千叶兵部去哪儿找?” Bang! 啪! Fang Yingxiong asks to pull out the head of Fang Haohan, never expected that Fang Haohan to his solid of this move of protection, the palm of Fang Yingxiong just extends now, by a Fang Haohan palm of the hand patting crookedly. 方英雄伸手就要去抽方好汉的脑袋,没想到方好汉现在对他这一招防备的严实,方英雄的手掌刚刚伸出来,就被方好汉一巴掌给拍歪了。 Fang Yingxiong is angry, is the back of the hand hurts obviously, actually points at Fang Haohan to scold: Fang Haohan, your idiot, how you can rise their spirit to extinguish the little teacher's younger brother's power and prestige ---- Now the war, you will say what meaning the little teacher's younger brother can't be victorious Shiba Hyobu is?” 方英雄大怒,明明是手背疼,却指着方好汉骂道:“方好汉,你这个白痴,你怎么可以涨他们志气灭小师叔的威风----现在大战将至,你说小师叔打不过千叶兵部是什么意思?” I had not said that the little teacher's younger brother cannot be victorious Shiba Hyobu.” Fang Haohan was explaining said. I meant, if the little teacher's younger brother cannot be victorious Shiba Hyobu ---- “我没说小师叔打不过千叶兵部。”方好汉解释着说道。“我是说如果小师叔打不过千叶兵部----” Right, you said. You are to the little teacher's younger brother does not trust extremely. Not if, the little teacher's younger brother can certainly hit Shiba Hyobu.” Fang Yingxiong shouted to shout breathless. If the little teacher's younger brother cannot be victorious Shiba Hyobu, we have to return to Yanjing. Others can the discrimination and ridicule us, perhaps Young Lady Ye is in a rage explodes us every day hits ----- “对,你就是这么说的。你这是对小师叔的极度不信任。没有如果,小师叔一定可以打的过千叶兵部。”方英雄气急败坏地嚷嚷道。“如果小师叔打不过千叶兵部,咱们俩就只好回燕京了。别人都会岐视和嘲笑我们,叶小姐一怒之下说不定每天都把咱们俩爆打一顿-----” Beauty that you think.” Fang Haohan said. You think that who can make Young Lady Ye make a move?” “你想的美。”方好汉说道。“你以为谁都能够让叶小姐出手吗?” You ----- “你-----” Bang! 啪! On the head of Fang Yingxiong suffered one, Fang Haohan turned around to run, on the head was still slapped a palm. 方英雄的脑袋上挨了一记,方好汉转身想跑,脑袋上仍然被人抽了一巴掌。 Fang Yan just bathed, wears the white shirt to walk, said: „Are both of you bothersome? I soak in the bathtub want quietly a while, hears your two idiots to seem like two flies same buzz humming sound keeping calling, making the ear of person not get quietly ---- 方炎刚刚沐浴完毕,穿着白色的衬衣走出来,说道:“你们俩烦不烦啊?我泡在浴缸里想要安静一会儿,就听到你们这两个白痴像是两只苍蝇一样嗡嗡嗡的叫个不停,让人的耳朵不得安静----” The Fang Yingxiong head burning ache, actually the whole face flatters looks at Fang Yan saying: Little teacher's younger brother, we are choosing today / at present evening's battle dress to you ---- I thought that is most suitable to put on the white with your makings, Fubuki Nishimon puts on the white. A person of sword, a white robe, stands in the imperial palace roof ---- 方英雄的脑袋火辣辣的疼痛,却满脸讨好的看着方炎说道:“小师叔,我们在给你选今天晚上的战袍呢----我觉得以你的气质最适合穿白色的,西门吹雪就是穿白色的。一人一剑,一身白袍,站在皇宫屋顶----” Does not have the culture, that is Forbidden City.” Fang Haohan despises said. “没文化,那是紫禁城。”方好汉鄙夷地说道。 That is also the roof.” Fang Yingxiong said. Little teacher's younger brother most likes Fubuki Nishimon, therefore I thought that you should wear the white robe.” “那也是屋顶。”方英雄说道。“小师叔最喜欢西门吹雪,所以我觉得你应该穿白袍。” Who said that I most do like Fubuki Nishimon? I most like Chu Liuxiang.” Fang Yan ill-humored saying. “谁说我最喜欢西门吹雪?我最喜欢楚留香。”方炎没好气的说道。 Why?” Fang Yingxiong is hard to understand the little teacher's younger brother's hobby. Fubuki Nishimon this name sounds the letting person who very dazzles to shake all over. Others pick up the little girl by the face, you only needed to hand over that little girl your name card to go back with you. “为什么?”方英雄难以理解小师叔的爱好。西门吹雪这名字听起来就酷炫的让人全身发抖。别人泡妞靠脸,你只需要把你的名片递出去那妞就跟你回去了。 Chu Liuxiang wife are many.” Fang Yan said. You thought that which attractiveness I do put on?” “楚留香老婆多啊。”方炎说道。“你们觉得我穿哪一件好看?” White.” “白的。” Black.” “黑的。” The viewpoint of Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan still has the huge difference, one black one was unyielding white/in vain. 方英雄方好汉的观点还存在巨大的分岐,一黑一白争执不下。 Which I put on attractively.” Fang Yan said. “我穿哪一件都好看。”方炎说道。 He received the white robe in Fang Yingxiong, then throws over that clothes on oneself. Also received the black robe in Fang Haohan, throws over the black gown on own body. 他接过方英雄手里的白袍,然后把那件衣服披在自己身上。又接过方好汉手里的黑袍,又把黑色的袍子披在自己的身上。 The white gown makes the lining, the black gown does something for face. He all put on the intentions of two people on the body. 白色袍子做里子,黑色袍子做面子。他把两个人的心意全都穿在了身上。 Saw that Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan two people expression is dignified, the look sad appearance, knows that they were touched by oneself behavior badly. 看到方英雄方好汉两人表情凝重,眼神忧伤的模样,知道他们俩被自己的这种行为感动坏了。 Fang Yan racket shoulder of Fang Yingxiong , the racket the head of Fang Haohan, said with a smile: Doesn't matter, is cold, puts on some clothes protection against the cold ---- If Shiba Hyobu froze to death in the One Sword Peak peak, I don't pick up a big bargain?” 方炎拍拍方英雄的肩膀,又拍拍方好汉的脑袋,笑着说道:“没关系,天气寒冷,多穿一些衣服御寒----要是千叶兵部被冻死在一剑峰峰顶,那我不是捡了个大便宜?” The regret of Fang Yingxiong whole face, said: If we had known gave the little teacher's younger brother to prepare a armor ---- 方英雄满脸的遗憾,说道:“早知道给小师叔准备一幅盔甲了----” Right. Buys one set of transformer coverall to put on well in also ---- “对。买一套变形金刚套装穿在身上也好----” ------ Fang Yan looks at these two bastards with clenched jaws, wishes one could pinching the meat group them. They think that oneself do wear clothes are covet life and fear death? “------”方炎咬牙切齿地看着这两个混蛋,恨不得把他们给捏成肉团。他们以为自己多穿一件衣服是贪生怕死吗? Fang Yingxiong stood in the school entrance recruited half of the day, had taxi docking slowly side them. 方英雄站在学校门口招了半天手,才有一辆出租车缓缓的停靠在他们身边。 Goes?” The taxi driver looks that front three long very strange fellow asked. Naturally, he does not have the opening vehicle door easily. “去哪儿?”出租车司机看着面前的三个长的很奇怪的家伙问道。当然,他没有轻易的打开车门。 One Sword Peak.” Fang Yingxiong unemotional saying. 一剑峰。”方英雄面无表情的说道。 Too, does not go.” Voice also decline place, vehicle on run did not have the shadow. “太远,不去。”话音还没落地,车子就已经跑的没影了。 Little teacher's younger brother, these taxi drivers worked as the kidnapper us ---- Fang Yingxiong said panting in indignation. “小师叔,那些出租车司机把咱们当绑匪了----”方英雄气呼呼地说道。 This is the sixth taxi that they block, each taxi driver noticed that they three expressions heard after the destination that they must reach at this time drives to run ----- Isn't goes to One Sword Peak you to do us anxiously is really not the kidnapper has such official kidnapper of putting on? 这已经是他们拦下来的第六辆出租车了,每一个出租车司机看到他们三个的表情听说了他们此时要到达的目的地后开车就跑-----不就是去个一剑峰吗你们那么紧张干什么我们真的不是绑匪有穿的这么正式的绑匪吗? Fang Yan exceptionally feels sad at heart, he must win for the motherland, is to go to the blood and iron son who fights to the death with the Japanese sword god ---- Why can't a taxi hit? Do you treat national Yingxiong / hero? 方炎的心里异常心酸,他是要去为国争光,是要去和东洋剑神决一死战的铁血男儿----为什么连个出租车都打不着?你们就是这么对待国家英雄的? Fang Yan felt suddenly oneself will not love, wants to turn around to sleep. 方炎突然间觉得自己再也不会爱了,想要转身回去睡大觉。 With taking taxi software.” Fang Haohan said. I established tip 50.” “用打车软件。”方好汉说道。“我设置了小费五十块。” Thank God, had the tips of these 50 dollars to post a reward, finally the taxi anchored on own initiative side them. 谢天谢地,有了这五十块钱的小费悬赏,终于有一辆出租车主动停靠在他们身边。 Goes to One Sword Peak?” The taxi driver of black face chest cavity asked. “去一剑峰?”黑脸膛的出租车司机问道。 Fang Yan Fang Yingxiong Fang Haohan is preparing to think that a reason explained own why such greater part of the night goes to One Sword Peak time, the taxi driver has asked the second question: Watches the martial arts contest?” 方炎方英雄方好汉正准备想个理由解释自己为什么这么大半夜的去一剑峰的时候,出租车司机就已经问出了第二个问题:“去看比武?” „Have you known?” Fang Yan shocking looks that the taxi big brother asked. “你已经知道了?”方炎震惊的看着出租车大哥问道。 Hey, I delivered two groups of people.” Taxi driver self-satisfied saying. Otherwise, this dark, who is willing to run toward that place?” “嘿,我都送过去两拨人了。”出租车司机得意的说道。“不然的话,这黑灯瞎火的,谁愿意往那地方跑?” Some many people in the past?” “有很多人过去吗?” Many. It is said the One Sword Peak following Kannondai was filled with the person quickly.” “多。据说一剑峰下面的观音台都快挤满人了。” „The competition of this peerless expert, did the average person go unable to look?” Fang Yan said. Thought, has not sold the ticket really to owe ahead of time in a big way. “这种绝世高手的比赛,一般人去了也看不着吧?”方炎说道。心想,没有提前卖票真是亏大了。 Bah, does this year where have what peerless expert? Also isn't two god sticks wants famous blowing own horn? What Master Tai Chi? What Japanese sword god? «Martial arts world Wind» that it is estimated that might as well I look at every night competes splendidly ---- “呸,这年头哪有什么绝世高手?还不是两个神棍想要出名的自吹自擂?什么太极宗师?什么东洋剑神?估计还不如我每天晚上看的《武林风》打擂台精彩----” Fang Yan touches the face, does not have the saliva luckily. Looked in must depend on him to drive to look for in the share of road, Fang Yan suppressed the impulsion of silencing a witness of crime. 方炎摸了摸脸,幸好没有口水。看在还要靠着他开车找路的份上,方炎强忍住了杀人灭口的冲动。 Fang Yingxiong understood that the Fang Yan mood, said low voice: Little teacher's younger brother, I will also drive.” 方英雄理解方炎的心情,小声说道:“小师叔,我也会开车。” Shut up.” Fang Yan said. “闭嘴。”方炎说道。 The taxi driver arrived at Kannondai not to walk the vehicle, said: Tip that altogether 160, you said in addition 50, a total of 210 ---- Do the buddies, want the receipt?” 出租车司机把车子开到观音台就不肯走了,说道:“一共一百六,加上你们说的小费五十,总共两百一----哥们,要发票吗?” Fang Yan looks at the Kannondai dense and numerous crowds, said: Master, can walk toward above? Then arrives at the halfway up the mountainside.” 方炎看着观音台密密麻麻的人群,说道:“师父,能往上面走一走吗?这才到半山腰呢。” Oh the buddy, is not I am not willing to walk, what appearance did front you have a look to stop up? I want to walk cannot get away.” The taxi driver complained of hardship. “哎哟哥们,不是我不肯走,你看看前面都堵成什么样子了?我想走也走不了啊。”出租车司机叫苦。 Fang Yingxiong pays money, the group get out to walk toward the One Sword Peak peak. 方英雄付了钱,一行人下车朝着一剑峰峰顶走过去。 Melon seed peanut beer telescope ----- “瓜子花生啤酒望远镜-----” Hey, but also here some people ran up to do business. These merchants also really seize every opportunity. 嘿,还有人跑到这边来做生意了。这些商人还真是无孔不入啊。 One Sword Peak is the mountain range that has not developed, before was the supreme headquarters of joyride parties. On the today / at present mountain road filled the car(riage), the joyride parties did not have the opportunity to come the display. However they stop toward Kannondai in the gorgeous race car, hehe, the received exclamation and envies them wins 100 car race champions to be self-satisfied. 一剑峰属于还未开发的山脉,之前是飚车党们的大本营。今天山路上排满了车,飚车党们是没机会过来发挥了。不过他们把绚丽的跑车往观音台上一停,嘿嘿,收到的惊叹和羡慕比他们拿下一百次飙车冠军还要得意。 Is mountain road upward is rugged, finally has had no way out. This is also most people stays in the reason of Kannondai, because of the mountain climbing unusual danger of greater part of the night. Tumbles incautiously, perhaps even assigned/life does not have. 越是往上的山路就越是崎岖,最后都已经无路可走。这也是大多数人停留在观音台的原因,因为大半夜的爬山非常的危险。一不小心滚落下去,说不定连命都没有了。 Naturally, like this steep to Fang Yan and Fang Yingxiong Fang Haohan several people are not a barrier. They rush to the peak at the maximum speed, looks that the piece of crescent moon of space is distracted. 当然,这样的陡峭对方炎方英雄方好汉几人来说并不是障碍。他们以最快的速度奔到峰顶,看着天上的一片月芽走神。 Quite cold.” Fang Haohan said. The little teacher's younger brother is really intelligent, ahead of time wore two coats. “好冷。”方好汉说道。小师叔真聪明,提前穿好了两条外套。 Fang Yingxiong has not spoken, standing that he head high, chest out in the summit of mountain peak, is bathing the cool breeze moonlight, probably oneself will soon welcome a life and death war. 方英雄没有说话,他昂首挺胸的站在山峰之巅,沐浴着凉风月光,好象自己即将迎来一场生死大战。 This substitution feeling is really very wonderful! 这种代入感真是很美妙啊! Doesn't the person of practicing martial art, who want to stand in the high point of the world? 习武之人,谁不想站在世界的最高峰? In this time, a white form fast overshot toward the mountain. 正在这时,一道白色的身影快速的朝着山上冲了过来。 Immortal who his body such as white ape, such as the cheetah, such as reveals itself. Does not need both hands to climb up, a both feet point has leapt several meters away. These strange Xingda stone hangnail thorns have no puzzle to him. 他的身型如白猿、如猎豹、如出世的仙人。不用双手攀爬,双脚一点就已经跃上来好几米远。那些奇型大石头倒刺荆棘对他没有任何困扰。 In a flash, Shiba Hyobu has stood in the Fang Yan front. 转瞬间,千叶兵部就已经站在了方炎的面前。 You are punctual very much.” Shiba Hyobu said with a smile. “你很守时。”千叶兵部笑着说道。 This is the traditional virtue of our China nationality.” Fang Yan said. “这是我们华夏民族的传统美德。”方炎说道。 Shiba Hyobu referred to the crowd between mountainsides, said: Came many people ---- 千叶兵部指了指山腰间的人群,说道:“来了很多人----” „The expert like me, 3500 Fan is also very normal matter. They want to see with one's own eyes me to be defeated you.” “像我这样的高手,有三五百个粉丝也是很正常的事情。他们都很想亲眼看到我把你打败。” The Shiba Hyobu chuckle, said: Some people let out the news intentionally, they want you dead, was defeated under the gazes of countless person, hopes that you bring ruin and shame upon oneself ---- It seems like your personal connection is also not the general difference.” 千叶兵部轻笑,说道:“有人故意把消息放出去,他们希望你死,在无数人的注视下被人击败,希望你身败名裂----看来你的人缘还不是一般的差。” Shiba Hyobu such wise man, peeps one to know the complete picture. Saw that the following crowd understands this fight the back has another group of people to operate and promote. Moreover, is one batch to the Fang Yan very not good person. 千叶兵部这样的智者,窥一叶而知全貌。看到下面的人群就明白这场战斗的背后有着另外一群人在操纵和推动。而且,是一批对方炎很不善良的人。 Naturally, Shiba Hyobu before and Fang Yan discussed this topic at the war, has not naturally settled what good intention. 当然,千叶兵部在大战之前和方炎谈论这个话题,自然是没安什么好心的。 I like, when others hope that saw I you defeat you am given to be defeated backhandedly ---- Fang Yan said with a laugh. We are called this behavior ----- Hits the face.” “我就喜欢在别人都希望看到我被你打败的时候反手把你给打败----”方炎笑呵呵地说道。“我们把这种行为叫做-----打脸。” ( Ps: Thank buys soy sauce 168 200,000 enjoy again, the instantaneous gold moe. Thank ten thousand bestows of deep white snow lotus, the old friend did not see for a long time. Thank clear(ly) for dream shadow small loli ten thousand bestows, this saw actually daily. Thank the monster cloud Daozun several thousand characters magnificently long to comment. Too crazy! Too coquettish! We now are second, misses 1100 tickets from bus permit's first! 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