Chapter 216 and roof were hit a hole! 第216章、屋顶都被打了个窟窿！ Mother? 妈？ Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan have a liking a sudden thunderclap feeling. 方英雄和方好汉有种五雷轰顶的感觉。 They were given the thunder by Fang Yan to the name of Ye Wenrou crispy outside and tender inside. 他们被方炎对叶温柔的这个称呼给雷得外焦里嫩。 Intrepid violent beautiful unparalleled Miss Ye Wenrou, how she became the little teacher's younger brother ---- Mom? 强悍暴力美艳无双的叶温柔小姐,她怎么就成了小师叔的----妈妈？ Ye Wenrou punched the little teacher's younger brother to hit the small monster the same as become the habit of life with Ultraman, were such two people, how possibly mother and child? 叶温柔揍小师叔就跟奥特曼打小怪兽一样成了生活的常态,这样的两个人,怎么可能是母子呢？ „Which mother is willing to hit the son.” Fang Yingxiong feels sad wants to say. He thought that the little teacher's younger brother is really pitiful. “哪一个妈妈舍得这么打儿子哟。”方英雄心酸地想道。他觉得小师叔真可怜。 Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan know the qing person, therefore after they also shock Fang Yan shameless and guilty know the shame has not known , the brave sluggish life. 方英雄和方好汉是知qing人,所以他们也只是震惊方炎的无耻和愧疚自己知耻还不知道后勇的懒散生活态度。 The audience but who under the stage these do not know the circumstances of the matter actually blasted out the pot all of a sudden. 可台下那些不知情的观众们却一下子炸开了锅。 „Hears? Teacher Fang actually shouted that woman called mother ---- God, Teacher Fang mother good young quite attractive, does not know how she maintains ----” “听到没有？方老师竟然喊那个女人叫妈妈----天啊,方老师的妈妈好年轻好漂亮哦,也不知道她是怎么保养的----” „Can't? I and my little friends was all shocked. Is the leather whip queen in my mind unexpectedly the Teacher Fang mother? Didn't I have no chance completely?” “不会吧？我和我的小伙伴们全都惊呆了。我心目中的皮鞭女王竟然是方老师的妈妈？那我不是完全没有希望了？” „I do not feel like ---- You look long their two not like ---- Will mother hit the son like this? Isn't she Teacher Fang girlfriend? It seems like a match.” “我觉得不像----你看他们俩长的一点都不像----妈妈怎么会这样打儿子呢？她不会是方老师女朋友吧？看起来挺般配的。” ------- ------- Tang Cheng somewhat is at heart regrettable, turns around to say to Qin Yitian: „Now their relations were clear, the one who hits the person is mother Teacher Fang ----- You had not come to power luckily a moment ago, otherwise does not know how to end. Then did you feel relieved?” 唐城的心里有些遗憾,转身对秦倚天说道:“现在他们的关系清楚了,打人的是方老师妈妈-----幸好你刚才没有上台,不然都不知道怎么收场。这下你放心了吧？” Can with great difficulty with the opponent of Qin Yitian competition, moreover is a air/Qi field is as good the Qin Yitian woman. If she handles Teacher Fang Yan, then oneself pursue the Qin Yitian success ratio ---- Weren't many several percentage points? Then outstanding woman ---- How to become the Teacher Fang mother? 好不容易有一个可以和秦倚天竞争的对手,而且是一个气场不逊于秦倚天的女人。她要是把方炎老师搞定,那么自己追求秦倚天的成功率----不也多了好几个百分点吗？那么优秀的女人----怎么就成了方老师的妈妈呢？ Qin Yitian eye looking pensive is sizing up Ye Wenrou on stage, this woman is very interesting. 秦倚天眼睛若有所思的打量着台上的叶温柔,这个女人很有意思。 She is disinclined to reply as for the issue of Tang Cheng this idiot, the idiot believes this woman can be Fang Yan his mother. 至于唐城这个白痴的问题她都懒得回答,白痴才相信这个女人会是方炎他妈呢。 Can you understand the Fang Yan difficulties? 你们能理解方炎的苦衷吗？ He cannot let from spread over the school by the matter that a woman explodes hits, no, might spread over Flower City very much. 他不能让自已被一个女人爆打的事情传遍全校,不,很有可能会传遍花城。 He cannot by the image avalanche of oneself male god idol, he unable to become the subject laughingstock of teachers and students spare time by himself. 他不能让自己男神偶像的形象崩塌,他不能让自己成为师生茶余饭后的谈资笑料。 He has the ideal to have Fang Yan that the dignity is concerned about face-saving, was not raised the books to pull out Fang Yan of three heads by a woman. 他是有理想有尊严爱面子的方炎,不是被一个女人提着书本抽了三记脑袋的方炎。 As a teacher, Fang Yan uses this way corporal punishment own student embarrassed. Ye Wenrou that woman ----- Naturally, a more excessive matter she has done, this matter Fang Yan is not hard to accept. 做为一名老师,方炎都不好意思用这种方式体罚自己的学生。叶温柔那个女人-----当然,更过份的事情她都做过,这种事情方炎也并不是太难以接受。 Because of extremely humiliation, because does not want to under the testimonies of side leaf two elder younger generation peer countless people be beaten by Ye Wenrou every year again, does not want to become other families' laughingstocks once again ----- They meet to greet will ask: today / at present did Fang Yan get out of bed? 要不是因为太过屈辱,要不是因为不愿意每年都要在方叶两家的长辈晚辈同辈无数人的见证下被叶温柔重殴,要不是不想又一次成为其它家族的笑柄-----他们见面打招呼都会问:今天方炎起床了吗？ , Why does he escape to be the teacher for these reasons? 要不是因为这些原因,他干吗逃出来当老师啊？ But, was the today / at present person too many some scenes is too great? 可是,今天的人是不是太多了一些场面是不是太宏大了一些？ Under has no recourse, Fang Yan must have this unique skill. 迫不得已之下,方炎只得出此绝招。 The men are very bitter, the man is very tired. The men make money to keep a family laboriously must be punished by forcing to kneel frequently. 男人很苦,男人很累。男人辛苦赚钱养家糊口还经常要被罚跪。 The one who pulls out the man is the wife, others will think that this man is really a grandson. 抽男人的是媳妇,别人会觉得这个男人真是个孙子。 The one who hits the man is mother, others thought that this man is really a loyal son. 打男人的是母亲,别人就觉得这个男人真是个孝子。 Fang Yan shouted that Ye Wenrou ‚mother’, actually wants to make others misunderstand to think that this is the family internal contradictions. 方炎喊叶温柔‘妈’,其实就是想让别人误会以为这是家庭内部矛盾。 Also, mother hit the son, wasn't the perfectly justified matter? 再说,母亲打儿子,不是天经地义的事情吗？ While they discussed secretly sighs with regret Teacher Fang pitiful, will make up one ‚Teacher Fang is really the Wenrou (Gentle) filial good man’ in this case? 在他们偷偷议论叹惜方老师可怜的同时,也会补上一句‘方老师真是个温柔孝顺的好男人’这样的话吧？ Mother? 妈？ The smile on Ye Wenrou face instantaneously becomes stiff incomparable, because made her ear smear one to blush angrily shyly. 叶温柔脸上的笑容瞬间变得僵硬无比,因为恼怒地羞涩让她的耳朵抹上了一层红晕。 Obviously, she has not thought that Fang Yan will counter-attack with such a way. 显然,她也没想到方炎会用这样的一种方式反击。 „Fang Yan, it seems like does not see long time, you are really have not changed.” The Ye Wenrou look stares at Fang Yan swiftly and fiercely, the sound ice-cold was saying. “方炎,看来多日不见,你真是一点都没有改变。”叶温柔眼神凌厉地盯着方炎,声音冰冷地说道。 „You have not changed. Before hit me, now also hits me..” Fang Yan said. After saying, this thinks that on own clothes neckband is also leaving the loudspeaker, hurries to turn around to the stage under student to wave, said: „Finishes class, the schoolmates finish class ---- Goes back. Goes back to rest well.” “你也一点都没变。以前打我,现在还打我。。”方炎说道。说完之后,这才想起来自己的衣服领口上面还别着扩音器呢,赶紧转身对着台下的学生挥手,说道:“下课,同学们下课----都回去吧。都回去好好休息。” No one walks! 没有人走！ A leaving person does not have! 一个离开的人都没有！ Everyone quietly sits, the whole face anticipated that looks at Fang Yan, is waiting for the development of story--- Yes, Fang Yan has not misread, they truly are the whole face anticipation expressions. The eye puts the god light/only, looks like has the alien to enter the stage general. 所有人都安静地坐着,满脸期待地看着方炎,等待着故事的发展---是的,方炎没有看错,他们确实是满脸期待的表情。眼放神光,就像是有外星人要出场一般。 Fang Yan has to plant very injured feeling. 方炎有种很受伤的感觉。 Usually these fellows kept on proclaiming most liked Teacher Fang, now Teacher Fang met did not ask them to bravely step forward to lend a hand in emergency difficultly, only hopes that their quietly left this small request unable to achieve ---- Several bastards hold up the cell phone to photograph to him unexpectedly. 平时这些家伙口口声声说最喜欢方老师了,现在方老师遇到困难了不求他们挺身而出拔刀相助,只希望他们安静地离开这小小的要求都做不到----还有几个混蛋竟然举起手机对着他拍照。 Do the bastards, how many meanings you photograph are? Can the picture of such influence image also pat? 混蛋,你拍照是几个意思？这么影响形象的画面也可以拍下来吗？ „You do not walk, I walk.” Saying that Fang Yan is angry. He turns around to leave. Walks early early well, will stay only to make him lose face again. “你们不走,我走。”方炎生气的说道。他转身就要离开。早走早好,再呆下去只会让他更加丢脸。 ---- 咯---- The tall and slender high-heeled shoes on Ye Wenrou foot moved one step, selected the body to block the Fang Yan way with it again high exquisite. 叶温柔脚上的细长高跟鞋挪了一步,再一次用它高挑玲珑地身体挡住了方炎的去路。 The eyebrow of Fang Yan selected selecting, said: „Mother, I know that you somewhat misunderstand to me, these things did we go home to say Ok? Under the stage is my student, do we stand here noisily do not make one laugh?” 方炎的眉毛挑了挑,说道:“妈,我知道你对我有些误会,这些事情咱们回家去说行不行？台下都是我的学生,咱们站在这儿吵吵闹闹不是让人笑话吗？” „Before called me the smelly young married woman, now changed a statement to call my mother?” Ye Wenrou sneers. „Was several months of teacher, are the speech civilization also many?” “以前叫我臭婆娘,现在改口叫我妈了？”叶温柔冷笑不已。“当了几个月老师,说话也文明很多吗？” „Smelly young married woman? What smelly young married woman?” Fang Yan lowers the voice to say. Switches off the loudspeaker conveniently, does not make under the stage these fellows hear their two dialogues. „When have I called you smelly young married woman? I do not remember this matter completely.” “臭婆娘？什么臭婆娘？”方炎压低嗓门说道。顺手把扩音器关掉,不让台下那些家伙听到他们俩的对话。“我什么时候叫过你臭婆娘？我完全不记得有这种事情。” „Good male not to fight with the female, the good dog should not be in the way. This was also you says?” “好男不跟女斗,好狗不要挡路。这也是你说的吧？” „Have I said?” Fang Yan carefully thinks, said: „Possibly has said? We domestic dog, it always keeps off my road ----” “我说过吗？”方炎认真地想了想,说道:“可能说过了吧？我们家养了条狗,它总是挡我的路----” „That dog called Wenrou (Gentle).” Ye Wenrou said to say. „I have seen. Also feeds it to eat the meat dumpling.” “那条狗叫温柔。”叶温柔接话说道。“我见过。还喂它吃过肉包子。” Fang Yan was angry, said: „This name is who takes? How then the military might aggressive dog dog can give such feminization name? I am called the east gate to blow the blood to the name that it gives obviously ---- Young Lady Ye, I thought that among us has many misunderstanding. You go back with me, I explained to you well. My explanation you are unsatisfied, do you hit me to be good again?” 方炎气坏了,说道:“这个名字是谁取的？那么威武霸气的狗狗怎么可以取这么女性化的名字？我明明给它取的名字叫做东门吹血----叶小姐,我觉得我们之间有很多的误会。你跟我回去,我好好给你解释解释。我的解释你不满意,你再打我好不好？” „Now thinks that can explain?” A Ye Wenrou face taunt looks at Fang Yan, said: „Your outstanding family/home escapes, Ye and Fang Families every year one compared with the martial arts contest agrees abandoning such as the worn-out shoes to shade the clogs, keeps me to end alone, how at that time you have not thought can explain?” “现在想起来要解释了？”叶温柔一脸嘲讽地看着方炎,说道:“你翘家逃跑,将叶方两家每年一比的比武约定弃之如破鞋蔽屐,留我一个人独自收场,那个时候你怎么没想过要解释？” „-------” “-------” „You edit a book one, mentioning names make one give to me ---- The smelly young married woman, old male does not fight with the female, the good dog should not be in the way. I walked, does not see. This is you writes, haven't I omitted a phrase? At that time, how you have not thought can explain?” “你修书一封,指名道姓让人送给我----臭婆娘,老男不跟女斗,好狗不要挡路。我走了,再不见。这是你写的,我没有遗漏一个字眼吧？那个时候,你怎么没想过要解释？” „---------” “---------” „You scolded me are Yanjing's first ugly girl and demon clan head of the clan and international ugly girl federation's first honor association president, develop the ghost piece not to need to put on make-up ----- You said that you never are worried about the world war, was worried that I do not marry -----” “你骂我是燕京第一丑女、夜叉族族长、国际丑女联合会第一任荣誉会长、演鬼片都不用化妆-----你说你从不担心世界大战,就是担心我嫁不出去-----” „-------” “-------” „You raised a palace pug-dog, names to be called Ye Wenrou to it, all right you lose to make it hold in the mouth the smelly sock that own dirty shoes wear. You are in front of so many people to call my mother, you thought I am a fool? If I am not silly, why can also give the opportunity that you explained?” “你养了一条宫廷狮子狗,给它取名叫做叶温柔,没事的时候你就把自己的脏鞋子穿过的臭袜子丢出去让它去叼回来。你当着那么多人的面叫我妈,你是不是觉得我是个傻瓜？如果我不傻的话,为什么还要给你解释的机会？” The Fang Yan expression looks shyly to Ye Wenrou, said embarrassed: „Did these you all know?” 方炎表情羞涩地看向叶温柔,不好意思地说道:“这些你全都知道了？” „What you have to need to supplement?” “你还有什么需要补充的吗？” „Actually ---- You summarize is very complete.” Fang Yan said. „Who can you tell me are betray me?” “其实----你总结的已经很完整了。”方炎说道。“你能不能告诉我是谁把我出卖了？” „Then?” “然后呢？” „After I come under attack, goes to punch him.” The Fang Yan tone suddenly becomes combative. „Is Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan, these two serving the interest of outsiders fellows, I know that their two comes Flower City to ask me not to settle the good intention, perhaps is the undercover who you send ----” “我挨打之后再去把他揍一顿。”方炎的语气突然间变得杀气腾腾。“是不是方英雄和方好汉,这两个吃里爬外的家伙,我就知道他们俩个来花城找我没安好心,说不定就是你派来的卧底----” Ye Wenrou smiled, looks at Fang Yan saying: „Fang Yan, so many years, you definitely did not know a secret.” 叶温柔笑了起来,看着方炎说道:“方炎,这么多年了,你一定不知道一个秘密。” „What secret?” “什么秘密？” „I like your shameless time the appearance.” “我就喜欢你无耻时候的样子。” The Fang Yan heart bang bang jumps, asked pleasantly surprised: „Did you say real?” 方炎地心脏砰砰直跳,惊喜地问道:“你说得是真的？” „Naturally.” Ye Wenrou said. „In that case ---- When hits you will not have the guilty psychology. Does not hit you to think that is unfair to itself ---- You can understand the feeling that I said?” “当然。”叶温柔说道。“那样的话----打你时就一点儿也不会有愧疚的心理。不打你都觉得对不起自己----你能理解我说的这种感觉吗？” The Ye Wenrou words just said, the body soars, such as the dragonfly play cat, such as the eagle wrestles the tiger, put out a hand to grasp toward the Fang Yan nape of the neck. 叶温柔话刚说完,身体腾空而起,如蜻蜓戏猫,如老鹰搏虎,伸手朝着方炎的脖颈抓了过去。 A Fang Yan body revolution, avoids the attack of Ye Wenrou rapidly. 方炎身体一转,迅速避开叶温柔的攻击。 The Ye Wenrou body staying in the air ability is extremely strong, the right hand fails, the left hand brandishes once again. 叶温柔的身体滞空能力极强,右手落空,左手又一次挥舞而来。 Fang Yan uses the right foot as the tap web, the body 360 degrees flees to the surrounding. 方炎以右脚为锥心,身体三百六十度向外围逃离。 The Ye Wenrou both hands quick attack hits quickly, making person vertigo liao chaotic. 叶温柔双手快攻快打,让人眼花潦乱。 The body of Fang Yan such as the tornado revolves generally, making one unable to distinguish the true body illusory image. 方炎的身体如龙卷风一般旋转,让人分辨不出真身幻影。 Extension! 转！ Transfers again! 再转！ The plum blossom step and cross clone step and drunk crane ride the wind ----- 梅花步、十字分身步、醉鹤乘风----- ----- 啪----- The chest of Fang Yan was rumbled a fist by Ye Wenrou. 方炎的胸口被叶温柔轰了一拳。 His body flies upside down, hit toward the theater curtain following wall. 他的身体倒飞出去,朝着幕布后面的墙壁撞了过去。 ! 咯！ The single foot of Ye Wenrou falls to the ground, then the high-heeled shoes at ground 1 points, the body soar again. 叶温柔的单脚落地,然后高跟鞋在地上一点,身体再次腾空而起。 She launched the figure to pursue toward the body of Fang Yan, the both feet changed to the lance, if a foot another foot quickly the gust of wind like lightning kicked toward Fang Yan. 她展开身形朝着方炎的身体追了过去,双脚化作长矛,一脚又一脚快若疾风闪电般的朝着方炎踢了过去。 Bang bang bang bang bang ------ 砰砰砰砰砰------ Body of Fang Yan by Ye Wenrou ‚puts on Yunnan ham’ to give to select, the body raises infinitely, contradicted toward assembly hall that big arched. 方炎的身体被叶温柔的‘穿云腿’给抽中,身体无限拔高,朝着礼堂那高大的穹顶撞了过去。 Clang ----- 哐铛----- The head of Fang Yan passed through the glazed tile of roof, half of bodies outside, the half body are swinging below. 方炎的脑袋穿过了屋顶的琉璃瓦,一半身体在外面,半截身体在下面摇摆着。 „Roof was hit a hole ----” Has the student to call out in alarm under the stage. “屋顶都被打了个窟窿----”有学生在台下惊呼。