Chapter 176 and Kung Fu to not play the role very play the graceful! 第176章、功夫不是为了扮酷耍帅！ Fang Haohan had/left the scissors, Fang Yingxiong had/left the stone. The stone pounds the scissors, Fang Yingxiong obtains the victory and beautiful woman who this round of competes first chooses the power. 方好汉出了剪刀,方英雄出了石头。石头砸剪刀,方英雄获得本轮比赛的胜利以及美女优先挑选权。 His circle on the fat face piled up with the smile, arrives in front of Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin with the most graceful bearing most charming vivid stance, but also without opens mouth with enough time the speech, that two small girl very polite bend the waist to bow to him, shout: „Uncle is good.” 他圆乎乎的胖脸上面堆满了笑容,以自己最风韵最迷人的形象姿态走到蒋钦和袁琳面前,还没来得及张嘴说话,那两个小丫头就很有礼貌的对他弯腰鞠躬,喊道:“叔叔好。” „Uncle ---- Uncle ----” The big face of Fang Yingxiong is pallid. “叔----叔----”方英雄的大脸煞白。 However, as a man, he must maintain the gentleman's manner frequently. Perhaps on joy after sorrow Yau Yat Tsuen? The most important thing is, doesn't the present little miss like the old uncle? The uncle has the big competitiveness. 不过,做为一个男人,他一定要时刻保持着绅士风度。说不定就柳暗花明又一村呢？最重要的是,现在的小姑娘不都喜欢年纪大的大叔吗？大叔才有大竞争力。 Therefore, Fang Yingxiong is suppressing the face pain with a laugh said to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin: „Two attractive little misses hello.” 于是,方英雄强忍着脸痛笑呵呵地对蒋钦和袁琳说道:“两位漂亮的小姑娘你们好啊。” You have a look, how Wenrou (Gentle) appropriate reply. 你看看,多么温柔得体的应答啊。 „Uncle, your long Garfield probably.” Yuan Lin giggle said with a smile. “叔叔,你长的好象加菲猫哦。”袁琳咯咯咯地笑着说道。 O : O! O:O！ Garfield? 加菲猫？ How did I become Garfield? Did my which point look like Garfield? How I possibly seem like a cat ----- 我怎么就成了加菲猫？我哪一点长的像加菲猫了？我怎么可能像是一只猫----- Fang Yingxiong is not the face hurt, these loves dearly time. 方英雄已经不是脸疼了,这一次是心疼。 „Yes. Quite lovable.” Jiang Qin also follows to echo. “是啊。好可爱哟。”蒋钦也跟着附和。 „Ha -----” Fang Yingxiong laughs, suddenly the eye and mouth Zhang Dacheng O, stretches out the puffy tongue. Places the two sides ears to gesticulate the posture of scissors two hands, said: „I am Garfield, I am Garfield that came from Gaffey ----” “哈哈哈哈哈-----”方英雄哈哈大笑,突然间将眼睛和嘴巴张大成O型,伸出肥嘟嘟的舌头。把两只手放在两边的耳朵边比划出剪刀手的姿势,说道:“我是加菲猫,我是来自加菲的加菲猫----” Doubling with laughter that Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin smile, the tears cotton or flower seed flowed. 蒋钦和袁琳笑的前仰后合,眼泪花子都流出来了。 Yuan Lin points at Fang Yingxiong saying: „Quite lovable ---- The fat uncle is quite lovable ----” 袁琳指着方英雄说道:“好可爱哟----胖叔叔好可爱哟----” „Yes, really looks like that only to be fat very much the cat. Good wants to pinch his face ----” “是呀是呀,真的很像那只胖猫呢。好想捏捏他的脸----” Pinches the face? 捏脸？ Fang Yingxiong this goods eye one bright, about is swaying moving step by step to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin front, shouts: „Master, pinches my face quickly, pinches my face quickly ----- Pinches face unlocking more skills.” 方英雄这货眼睛一亮,左右摇晃着一步步的挪到蒋钦和袁琳的面前,喊道:“主人,快捏捏我的脸,快捏捏我的脸-----捏脸解锁更多技能。” Plop! 扑通！ Fang Yan he kicked to go fall flat on one's face from the handle behind. 方炎从身后一脚把他踢了个狗吃屎。 „Who kicks me?” When Fang Yingxiong difficult crawls from the ground, what seen is the black face of Fang Yan full heavy line. “谁踢我？”等到方英雄艰难的从地上爬起来,看到的是方炎满头黑线的黑脸。 „Little teacher's younger brother ----” The scowl on Fang Yingxiong fat face turned into the smiling face immediately, flatters said: Jing that even more „your move ‚white Sheshuai the tail’ causes entered, kicked I absolutely do not have the strength of protection ---- Kicked good, kicked wonder.” “小师叔----”方英雄胖脸上的怒容立即变成了笑脸,讨好地说道:“你这一招‘白蛇甩尾’使的越发jing进了,踢的我完全没有防备之力----踢的好,踢的妙。” „Your this idiot degenerate, can our solemn Fang Clan Tai Chi successor, how make this damage family/home air throttle prestige the matter? As top military, we should have the basic request to our image. The stand like the loosen, moves like the wind, sets up such as the copper bell ---- Fang Yingxiong, you told me, did your which point achieve? Do you do right by your Yingxiong / hero Haohan / hero name?” “你这个白痴败类,我们堂堂方氏太极的传人,怎么可以做出这种有损家风门威的事情？身为一名顶级武者,我们应该对自己的形象有着基本的要求。站如松,动如风,立桩如铜钟----方英雄,你告诉我,你哪一点做到了？你对得起你们英雄好汉的名字吗？” The Fang Haohan whole face is suffering, said: „Little teacher's younger brother, I stand anything not to do here.” 方好汉满脸委屈,说道:“小师叔,我站在这里什么都没做。” „Excuse me, called to read smoothly.” Fang Yan apologized to Fang Haohan. Then the weight of attack will place the body of Fang Yingxiong, said: „You instead awake well instead awake.” “不好意思,叫顺嘴了。”方炎向方好汉道歉。然后又将攻击重点放在方英雄的身上,说道:“你好好反醒反醒。” „Yes, little teacher's younger brother.” Fang Yingxiong submissive replying. “是,小师叔。”方英雄低眉顺眼的答道。 Fang Yan sighed gently, turns around to following said after behind Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin: „I do not want to be severe to them, but has to be severe. The state-owned law of the land, the family/home has the family rule, since they self- Fang Clan Tai Chi, called me a little teacher's younger brother, I must be responsible for their words and deeds ---- You possibly do not know, our these prestigious family big party hanger-on disciples teach strictly. martial arts Wu De, indispensable. Only then Wu De does not have martial arts, is hard to reach highest knowledge. Only then martial arts does not have Wu De, the disciple is also easy to go out to run amuck ----” 方炎轻轻叹了口气,转身对跟在身后的蒋钦和袁琳说道:“我也不想对他们严厉,但是又不得不严厉。国有国法,家有家规,他们既然出自我方氏太极,又叫我一声小师叔,我就得对他们的言行举止负责----你们可能不知道,我们这些名门大派对门下弟子管教极严。武功武德,缺一不可。只有武德没有武功,难以登堂入室。只有武功没有武德,弟子又容易出去胡作非为----” „Our these people of practicing martial art look like steel hero spider hero Batman in city, if we set up the body is not positive, that was inadequate in the movie big villain? You think, if the spider hero damages the common people, that can incur the big loss? Is this country hopeful?” “我们这些习武之人就像是城市里的钢铁侠蜘蛛侠蝙蝠侠,如果我们自己立身不正,那就不成了电影里面的大反派吗？你想想,如果蜘蛛侠祸害百姓,那得带来多大的损失？这个国家还有希望吗？” Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin whole face small star looks at Fang Yan, was commending with one voice said: „Teacher Fang, you are really graceful.” 蒋钦和袁琳满脸小星星地看着方炎,齐声称赞着说道:“方老师,你真帅。” Fang Yan beckons with the hand free and easy, said: „Does this and lead not to relate. This is we as military should responsibility completely ----- An ability bigger responsibility of person is bigger, these words I never dare to forget.” 方炎洒脱地摆了摆手,说道:“这和帅不帅没有关系。这是我们身为武者应尽的责任-----一个人的能力越大责任就越大,这句话我从不敢忘。” „Teacher Fang, you are a responsible good man.” Yuan Lin grabs the arm of Fang Yan to say. “方老师,你是一个有责任感的好男人。”袁琳抓着方炎的手臂说道。 Jiang Qin tears from the Fang Yan side Yuan Lin, said: „Your this small starry eyed, you had not explained to me why my cell phone the number on Teacher Fang couldn't make a connection? You said what hands and feet quickly you did move?” 蒋钦把袁琳从方炎的身边扯开,说道:“你这个小花痴,你还没向我解释,为什么我手机上的方老师的号码打不通了？你快说你动了什么手脚？” Jiang Qin replaced the Yuan Lin position to grab the arm of Fang Yan saying: „Teacher Fang, Yuan Xiaolin too bastard. She unexpectedly the number on my cell phone exchanging, making me unable to make a connection with your telephone, you hurry to teach her -----” 蒋钦顶替了袁琳的位置抓着方炎的手臂说道:“方老师,袁小琳太坏蛋了。她竟然把我手机上你的号码给调换掉了,让我打不通你的电话,你赶紧教训教训她-----” Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan look at each other one, in two will of the people have deeply, helpless with sad. 方英雄和方好汉对视一眼,两人心里都有着深深地无奈和悲伤。 Is this one only looks at the brutal world of face seriously? 难道,这当真是一个只看脸的残酷世界吗？ „I thought Ren Jin is attractive.” Fang Haohan said. „These little misses I do not like.” “我还是觉得任锦好看。”方好汉说道。“这些小姑娘我都不喜欢。” Fang Yingxiong nods, said: „Is too thin.” 方英雄点了点头,说道:“太瘦。” Thinks, Fang Yingxiong asked: „Is little teacher's younger brother steel hero spider hero Batman?” 想了想,方英雄问道:“小师叔是钢铁侠蜘蛛侠蝙蝠侠吗？” „He is a superhuman.” “他是超人。” „Why?” “为什么？” „They like tying up the underpants in the chest, actually they simply have not worn the underpants.” “他们都喜欢把内裤绑在胸口,其实他们根本没穿底裤。” The Fang Yingxiong racket the shoulder of Fang Haohan, deeply has the same feeling saying: „Without the underpants , there would be no lower limit.” 方英雄拍拍方好汉的肩膀,深有同感地说道:“没底裤,就没底限。” Baldy walks the racket the shoulder of Fang Yingxiong, racket shoulder of Fang Haohan, what words had not said. All perform in do not call the turn. 秃子走过来拍拍方英雄的肩膀,又拍拍方好汉的肩膀,什么话都没有说。一切尽在不言中。 Fang Yingxiong brings Jiang Qin Yuan Lin to enter the room, Zhang Chen this big fellow man wears a scarf to be busy at work in the kitchen, sees Fang Yan to come, simple and honest said with a smile: „Master, coffee chicken a while was good. You first accompany the guest to sit a meeting ----” 方英雄带着蒋钦袁琳进屋,张琛这个大块头男人戴着条围巾正在厨房忙活,看到方炎进来,憨厚的笑着说道:“师父,咖啡鸡一会儿就好了。你先陪客人坐一会----” Fang Yan corrects the Zhang Chen name seriously, said: „Zhang Chen, I had said many times, our brothers are symmetric ---- I am better than your time, to be higher than your cultivating, but, this is not I can become the reason of your master ----” 方炎严肃地纠正张琛地称呼,说道:“张琛,我说过多少次了,咱们兄弟相称----我是比你的功夫好一些,比你的修为高一些,但是,这并不是我能够成为你师父的理由----” „Master, I will certainly make you receive me for the disciple.” A Zhang Chen face insisted that said. „Regardless of one year is two years, regardless of ten years are 20 years.” “师父,我一定会让你收我为徒的。”张琛一脸坚持地说道。“无论一年还是两年,无论十年还是二十年。” Fang Yan shakes the head, said to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin: „Too many this hard to deal with fellows want to clash to acknowledge as teacher study the military, if everyone I complies ---- How am I also engaged in the imparting knowledge and educating people work that I most like? Has a look at writing to write to read the poem, a how romantic matter? Killed what makes? I am a person who advocates the peace. I dislike the war.” 方炎摇了摇头,对蒋钦和袁琳说道:“太多这种难缠的家伙想要冲过来拜师学武,如果每一个人我都答应的话----我还怎么从事我最喜欢的教书育人工作呢？看看书写写字读读诗,多么浪漫的一件事？打打杀杀的做什么？我是一个崇尚和平的人。我讨厌战争。” Fang Yingxiong covers the buttocks to feel indignant but not daring to speak out. ‚Peace envoy’ was also kicked his foot a moment ago. 方英雄捂着屁股敢怒不敢言。‘和平使者’刚才还被踢了他一脚呢。 „Yes.” Jiang Qin hugs the arm of Fang Yan to nod again and again. „Teacher Fang must enroll in supplementary lessons the language to me.” “是啊是啊。”蒋钦搂着方炎的手臂连连点头。“方老师还要给我补习语文呢。” „Yes. Teacher Fang is a knowledge profound scholarly Wenrou (Gentle) man, how can be that killing bludger?” Yuan Lin this small tail also follows to commend. „The posture that Teacher Fang fights is also very graceful.” “就是。方老师是一个知识渊博儒雅温柔的男人,怎么能做那种打打杀杀的小混混？”袁琳这个小尾巴也跟着称赞。“不过方老师打架的姿势也很帅呢。” „Right?” Fang Yan face reveal happy color/look, quick another said: „Studies the military to strong and healthy body to protect our homes and defend our country. If military wants to play the role to the modern metropolis with martial arts wholeheartedly very plays the graceful, then I can conclude, this military will not have what achievement ----- I often said with my younger generations. Fang Yingxiong Fang Haohan, do I educate you frequently?” “是吗？”方炎脸露喜sè,很快又一脸严峻地说道:“学武是为了强身健体保家卫国。如果一个武者一心想要用武功到现代都市扮酷耍帅,那么我可以断定,这个武者是不会有什么成就的-----我时常和我的晚辈们这么说。方英雄方好汉,我是不是经常这么教育你们？” „------” Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan do not know how to express this time to feel at heart. “------”方英雄和方好汉已经不知道如何来表达自己此时心里的感受了。 They have thought oneself can finish an apprenticeship, the time when they and little teacher's younger brothers contact is longer, more thought that he admires existence ----- Only by the day after tomorrow effort is incorrect, is not concerned about face this matter is actually the tasteful talent. 他们一直以为自己可以出师了,但是当他们和小师叔接触的时间越长,越觉得他是高山仰止的存在-----只靠后天的努力是不行的,不要脸这种事情其实是讲究天赋的。 , Zhang Chen of Fang Yan to standing on one side said: „Has eaten meal I to feed to incur to you.” 顿了顿,方炎对站在一边的张琛说道:“吃过饭我给你喂喂招。” „Thanks the master.” Zhang Chen great happiness. Fang Yan agreed that feeds to incur to him, that was equal to disguised form is directing him. “谢谢师父。”张琛大喜。方炎同意给他喂招,那就等于是变相的在指点他。 Fang Yan beckons with the hand, said: „Okay **. Okay **.” 方炎摆了摆手,说道:“好好**。好好**。” „Good master.” Zhang Chen is suppressing the happy expression, turned around to make the coffee chicken wholly absorbed. “好的师父。”张琛强忍着笑意,转身专心致志地去做咖啡鸡去了。 Fang Yan sits on the living room sofa, said: „Both of you do not ask my language question? Has not completed while the food, you take the textbook, has the place that anything does not understand I to say to you.” 方炎在客厅沙发上坐下来,说道:“你们俩个不是要问我语文问题吗？趁着饭还没有做好,你们把课本拿出来,有什么不懂的地方我给你们讲讲。” Fang Yan is the language teacher, Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin is a student. He truly wants to help them promote the language result. Junior middle school also soon midterm examination, if can help them solve several difficult problems, can enhance several scores for them in the test, then Fang Yan also thought that they do not have to come white/in vain. 方炎是语文老师,蒋钦和袁琳都是学生。他确实想帮助她们提升语文成绩。初级中学也快要期中考试了,如果能够帮她们解决几道难题,能够为她们在考试中提高几个分数,那么方炎也觉得她们没有白来一趟。 „Really can teach?” Jiang Qin the small face was saying painstakingly. “真的要教啊？”蒋钦苦着小脸说道。 „Yes? Or have we eaten meal study again?” Yuan Lin also refuses to study. “是啊？要不我们吃过饭再学吧？”袁琳也拒绝学习。 „Now goes to school.” The Fang Yan expression said earnestly. „You are the student, the most important goal of student are to study. Do not think other at sixes and sevens things.” “现在就学。”方炎表情认真地说道。“你们是学生,学生的首要目的就是学习。不要想其它乱七八糟的东西。” Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin look at each other one, the mood somewhat are low. In the Teacher Fang words has the words. 蒋钦和袁琳对视一眼,心情都有些低落。方老师话里有话啊。 „Takes the language textbook.” Fang Yan said. “把语文课本拿出来。”方炎说道。 Very much two little misses are not glad takes down the book bag, then turns in book bag inside one looks. 两个小姑娘很不乐意的把书包取下来,然后在书包里面一阵翻找。 One second and two seconds and one minute and two minutes ---- 一秒钟、两秒钟、一分钟、两分钟---- What is more strange, two females play musical instruments on the skin that may break blushes to ripple, on the forehead also presented the close beads of sweat unexpectedly. 更奇怪的是,两女吹弹可破的皮肤上面红晕荡漾开来,额头上面竟然还出现了细密的汗珠。 Fang Yan looks that almost soon puts in book bag inside Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin the head, asked: „Both of you is doing? Looking for a textbook is so difficult? Are your book bags the bottomless pits?” 方炎看着几乎快要把脑袋伸进书包里面的蒋钦和袁琳,问道:“你们俩个在干什么？找个课本就这么难？你们的书包是无底洞吗？” „Teacher Fang -----” The small face of Jiang Qin soon cried anxiously. „I forgot the belt/bring language textbook.” “方老师-----”蒋钦的小脸都快要急哭了。“我忘记带语文课本了。” „I am also.” Yuan Lin is the small face is also red. „Being on vacation from school time I forced in the book bag the language textbook obviously, how to disappear?” “我也是。”袁琳也是小脸通红。“放学的时候我明明把语文课本塞进了书包,怎么就不见了呢？” „------” “------”