USS :: Volume #10

#970: Miss Dong, we walks!


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The minute/share...... does a fraction of a minute touch? 分……分分钟摸死? This fellow, said unexpectedly a fraction of a minute does trace dead Dong family third in command? 这家伙,居然说分分钟摸死董家三当家 Audience everyone all stared wide-eyed, unbelievable, the whole face is startled to accommodate. 全场所有人皆瞪大了眼睛,难以置信,满脸惊容。 This was too crazy, worked as the third in command surface to kill Lu Zhouhe, did not give a face, breaks the Dong family taboo directly in first, speaks now the provocation, is courting death simply! 这实在太疯狂了,当着三当家面把陆洲河杀了,丝毫不留一点情面,直接触犯董家禁忌在先,现在又出言挑衅,简直就是在找死啊! You...... big courage!” Dong family Old Third coldly is staring at Xu Que, murderous aura is steaming, obviously really lost one's temper. “你……好大的胆子!”董家老三冷冷盯着徐缺,杀气腾腾,显然是真的动怒了。 He appreciates Xu Que, but is carefully examining with the stance of elder eventually, now Xu Que actually disregards him, directly Lu Zhouhe killing, is completely not an obedient younger generation, this immediately makes him reduce to the Xu Que's impression greatly. 他欣赏徐缺,可终究还是以长辈的姿态在审视,现在徐缺却无视他,直接把陆洲河给杀了,完全就不是一个听话的晚辈,这顿时就让他对徐缺的印象大减。 I am not brave big, none of your business, hurries to make way, looks in Miss Dong's share, I show mercy does not haggle over with you!” At this time, a Xu Que face horizontal intent said that just like a haughty handsome man. “我胆子大不大,关你屁事,赶紧让开,看在董小姐的份上,我大发慈悲的不跟你计较!”这时,徐缺一脸横意道,宛若一个狂傲的美男子。 Previously he attended the banquet low-key, was in order to completely safe getting so far as Ten Thousand Years Flower's Dew. 此前他低调的参加宴会,就是为了能万全的弄到万年花露 Now since Ten Thousand Years Flower's Dew has succeeded in obtaining, that is low-key! 现在万年花露既然已经到手,那还低调个屁啊! On strength, even if Dong family really has Immortal Realm, Xu Que can also slightly fearless, after all Divine Movement Escaping Symbol in hand, the world is mine! 就实力而言,哪怕董家真的有仙人境,徐缺也可以丝毫无惧,毕竟神行遁走符在手,天下我有 Even cannot be victorious, father acting cool runs, how can you take me? 就算打不过,老子装完逼就跑,你们又能拿我怎么样? Dissolute!” “放肆!” Dong family third in command shouted angrily to make noise instantaneously, the arm metallized suddenly, wielded suddenly, holds the wind to howl, ruthlessly racket to Xu Que. 董家三当家瞬间怒喝出声,手臂骤然间金属化,猛然一挥,掌风呼啸而起,狠狠拍向徐缺 Whiz! 嗖! The Xu Que eyebrow selects, will remove again in the future one step, superficial avoids this to strike, cold sound said with a smile: Old Third Dong, I urged you to leave went too far, take action one time, do not blame me to give to explode your entire Dong family again. At the worst later I am responsible for raising Miss Dong!” 徐缺眉毛一挑,再次往后撤了一步,轻描淡写的躲开这一击,冷声笑道:“董老三,我劝你别太过分了,再出手一次,就别怪我把你整个董家都给炸了。大不了以后我来负责养董小姐!” Such remarks, Dong family third in command immediately is startled, some dumbfounded. 此言一出,董家三当家顿时一怔,有些愣神 Does not know that is surprised about the Xu Que's words, avoids this to record killing move to feel to him again with amazement, or both all have! 不知是对徐缺的话感到惊讶,还是对他再一次躲开这记杀招而感到骇然,又或者两者皆有! Can easily avoid the young people who his twice attacks, the fools looks at this young people out of the ordinary. 一个能轻易躲开他两次攻伐的年轻人,傻子都看得出来这年轻人非比寻常。 Nearby Miss Dong reddens all over the face, is anxious and angry, is stamping the small feet say/way: You...... you talked nonsense anything, who must make you raise!” 旁边的董小姐则满脸通红,又急又气,跺着小脚道:“你……你胡说八道什么,谁要让你养了!” "Oh, does not need to raise is better, I also said in any case casually! ” Xu Que shrugs the arm immediately. “哦,不用养更好,反正我也是随便说说!”徐缺当即耸了耸肩膀。 You......” Miss Dong family the immediately small face stretches, turns around to look to Dong family third in command, is charmingly angry: Third Uncle, your manage this person.” “你……”董家小姐顿时小脸一绷,转身看向董家三当家,娇嗔道:“三叔,你管管这人。” I naturally must manage!” Dong family third in command the spirit slowly recover, the tiger body shook at this time, looks angrily at Xu Que: Junior, your big courage, Lin'er is my Dong family thousand gold (daughter) young lady, how to allow you to say casually!” “我当然要管!”董家三当家这时缓过神来,虎躯一震,怒视徐缺:“小辈,你好大的胆子,琳儿乃是我董家的千金大小姐,岂容你随便说说!” Said casually isn't good?” Xu Que selected the eyebrow to say. “随便说说也不行?”徐缺挑了挑眉毛道。 „It is not good!” Miss Dong family and Dong family Old Third said with one voice. “不行!”董家小姐与董家老三异口同声道。 Miss Dong this clearly thought that bashful and angry, a pure female, three twice was teased for no reason, now is also in front of so many, the joke was saying that anything must raise her, how making her get down comes to Taiwan. 董小姐这分明就是觉得又羞又恼,无端端一个清白女子,三番两次被调侃,现在还被当着这么多人面,戏言说什么要养她,让她怎么下得来台。 Junior!” At this time, the Dong family Old Third sinking sound said: Said the words that just like the water that sprinkles, today in any event, you must assign this matter with my Dong family.” “小辈!”这时,董家老三沉声说道:“说出去的话犹如泼出去的水,今天无论如何,你也得跟我董家把这事给定了。” "Ah?Xu Que immediately stares: What do you mean?” “啊?徐缺顿时一愣:“啥意思?” Also what meaning? You had just said that must raise Lin'er, now wants to renege on a promise?” Old Third Dong the eye pupil stares immediately, anger agitated say/way. “还啥意思?你刚刚才说过要养琳儿,现在就想反悔了么?”董老三当即眼眸一瞪,怒气汹汹道。 Shortly, the audience everyone were scared. 顷刻间,全场所有人都傻眼了。 motherfucker! 妈卖批 How many meanings is this? 这是几个意思啊? Matter did this, this Dong family can third in command, betroth Miss Dong family unexpectedly to Xu Que? 事情都搞到这一步了,这位董家三当家,居然还要把董家小姐许配给徐缺 Fuck, is this is insane? Does world have this good deed? Did the space fall the pie inadequately? 我靠,这是要疯啊?世间还有这种好事?天上掉馅饼了不成? Including Xu Que and Miss Dong family, all a face ignorant circle on the spot. 包括徐缺董家小姐在内,皆一脸懵圈的愣在原地。 Xu Que has not thought, oneself has displayed very acting cool very badly, finally the matter can also develop this step! 徐缺是万万没想到,自己都已经表现得很恶劣很装逼了,结果事情还能发展到这一步! Does this Dong family person have wants to marry the daughter? 董家人到底是有多想嫁女儿呀? But seems like, she does not seem like that not marrying person! 可是看上去,她也不像是那种嫁不出去的人儿呀! Difficult to be inadequate...... 难不成…… Xu Que as if thinks arrived anything, the immediately complexion changes, dignified looked that asked to Old Third Dong: Old Third Dong...... Oh, Uncle Dong, just now my many does not offend, but also looks to excuse me!” 徐缺似乎想到了什么,顿时脸色一变,凝重的看向董老三问道:“董老三……不,董叔叔,方才我多有得罪,还望见谅!” "Oh? this attitude, is actually good! ” Rapidness of Old Third Dong to the Xu Que this attitude transformation, is somewhat stunned, immediately is full of the profound meaning smiled. “哦?这态度,倒是不错!”董老三徐缺这态度转变之快,有些错愕,随即饶有深意的笑了起来。 We let us not hide away, speaks frankly directly, you told me honestly, did your eldest young lady, what secretive disease have?” “那咱们也别掖着藏着了,直接打开天窗说亮话吧,你老老实实告诉我,你们这位大小姐,是不是有什么不可告人的疾病?” Xu Que face mysterious asking, but the voice listened to arrived by the presence people. 徐缺一脸神秘兮兮的问道,可话音还是被在场众人都听到了 Everyone immediately stares to look blank, what meaning is this issue? 所有人顿时瞪直了眼,这问题是啥意思? Old Third Dong is also startled, immediately angry quirk: Junior, you left went too far, my family did Lin'er, how possibly have the disease? She is very healthy!” 董老三也一怔,随即恼火道:“小辈,你别太过分了,我家琳儿,怎么可能有疾病?她健康得很!” Miss Dong family was also angry, stands in the one side, the previous that indifference, instead has not been reddens all over the face to look at Xu Que, clenches jaws. 董家小姐也气坏了,站在一旁,早已没有先前的那种淡然,反是满脸通红看着徐缺,咬牙切齿。 Good, I understood!” Xu Que lifts the hand immediately. “好,那我就明白了!”徐缺当即抬起手。 In the wrist/skill does not know were when many a watch, dial plate Duang one shoots, projects stream of light suddenly, direct hit stands in the most young man near the top! 手腕上不知何时多了一只手表,表盘“Duang”的一下弹起,骤然射出一道流光,直接命中一名站在最靠前的年轻男子! pā tà! 啪嗒 Young man face veiled Quan, just like getting drunk, retroceded again and again several steps, directly but actually. 年轻男子一脸蒙圈,宛若喝醉了似的,连连后退了几步,直接倒了下去。 In the audience everyone's dumbfounded facial expression, Xu Que puts on frame eyeglasses, grasps the red small bow tie on neck. 在全场所有人目瞪口呆的神情中,徐缺戴上一副边框眼镜,抓起脖子上的红色小领结。 Thump thump thump thump thump thump......” “噔噔噔噔噔噔……” Resounds from MP3 along with a «Detective Conan» BGM theme song. 伴随着一曲《名侦探柯南》BGM主题曲从MP3中响起。 Xu Que vision profound looks to Dong family Old Third, the sinking sound said: Old Third Dong, do not conceal again, I had known the truth of fact! You worry to betroth Miss Dong, the truth only has one!” 徐缺目光深邃的看向董家老三,沉声道:“董老三,你不要再隐瞒了,我已经知道了事实的真相!你这么着急把董小姐许配出去,真相只有一个!” Whiz! 嗖! Speaking of this, the eye on Xu Que face flashes through a white light, the arm lifts suddenly, aims at Miss Dong family, said loudly: Your Miss Dong family, is hangs certainly to sprout/moe the younger sister greatly, otherwise is the women's wear big shot, all these are the plots!” 说到这,徐缺脸上的眼睛闪过一道白光,手臂猛然抬起,指向董家小姐,大声道:“你们董家大小姐,一定是个大吊萌妹,不然就是女装大佬,这一切都是阴谋!” Shuā! 唰! Instantaneously, the audience is completely silent, dies the general dreariness. 瞬间,全场鸦雀无声,死一般的沉寂。 A everyone face compels ignorant, dull looks at Xu Que, is confused completely, does not know that he is doing anything, does not know that he is saying anything. 所有人一脸懵逼,呆呆的看着徐缺,完全一头雾水,根本不知道他在搞什么,更不知道他在说什么。 What hangs to sprout/moe the younger sister greatly? 什么大吊萌妹? What women's wear big shot? 什么女装大佬? What meaning is this? 这都是什么意思啊? The key point is, you spoke in a moment, why can give to shoot the dizzy with hidden weapon others? 重点是,你说话就说话,干什么要用暗器把别人给射晕了啊? “Ding, Congratulations Host Xu Que installed one bewilderedly compelling, the audience no one can understand, special prize five hundred Acting Cool Points! ” “叮,恭喜宿主徐缺’装了一个‘莫名其妙’的逼,全场无人能懂,特别奖励五百点装逼值!” The System Prompt sound resounds suddenly. 系统提示音陡然响起。 Xu Que corners of the mouth immediately pulls out, this special also good? Moreover five hundred Acting Cool Points? Whom sends? 徐缺嘴角顿时一抽,这特么也行?而且才五百点装逼值?打发谁呢? Junior, your what meaning?” At this time, the Old Third Dong opens the mouth, is gazing at Xu Que. “小辈,你什么意思?”这时,董老三开口,注视着徐缺 Although he cannot understand the Xu Que that several words meaning, but can feel indistinctly, that is not the word of praise. 虽然他听不懂徐缺那几句话的意思,但隐约感觉得出来,那不是什么好话。 Xu Que shook the head, said indifferently: „ What meaning is unimportant, more importantly the sincerity, has the person of my Heaven Exploding Faction, when lacked the woman? Outside yourself go out to inquire, wants to marry my Wang Dachui woman, how many circles arranged to circle Extreme Metal mainland? 徐缺摇了摇头,淡然道:“什么意思不重要,重要的是诚意,我炸天帮之人,什么时候缺过女人?你自己出去外面打听打听,想嫁给我王大锤的女人,排起来可以绕太金大陆多少圈了? However, my Wang Dachui roams the life, has exercised a firm heart, can be aloof to all beauty, maintains one's composure. 但是,我王大锤浪迹一生,早已练就出一颗坚定的心,对一切美色都可以无动于衷,坐怀不乱。 Now you say that must betroth Miss Dong family to me, if I complied, is not only unfair to his her person, will affect me for these years diligently practice dao heart. ” 如今你们却说要将董家大小姐许配给我,我要是答应了,不仅对其她人不公平,更是会影响我这么多年来努力修炼道心。” The Xu Que first even/including fleeing words come out, a immediately startled but actually piece of person. 徐缺一连窜话语出来,顿时惊倒一片人。 Dong family third in command, face dumbfounded, unbelievable, my Dong family must marry off a daughter, unexpectedly shut out? 就连董家三当家,也一脸愣神,难以置信,我董家要嫁女,居然还有被人嫌弃的时候? Ok, the unnecessary words I was not many said that Miss Dong, we walked!” At this time, Xu Que has arrived in front of Miss Dong family. “好了,多余的话我就不多说了,董小姐,我们走!”这时,徐缺已然走到董家小姐面前。 Miss Dong family some dumbfounded, for a moment has not responded, said startled: Goes...... to go?” 董家小姐也有些愣神,一时间还没反应过来,愕然道:“去……去哪?” Xu Que should say seriously: Goes to the nuptial chamber, you could rest assured that I rub outside, cannot guarantee! I must show that looked to them, dao heart that I maintain one's composure is steady!” 徐缺一本正经应道:“去洞房,你放心,我就在外面蹭一蹭,保证不进去!我要证明给他们看,我坐怀不乱的道心稳得一匹!” ...... …… ...... …… Oh...... is a long story, the bottleneck is a bottleneck, really could not find other to give a pretext, does not say! ying chirp!】 【唉……一言难尽,瓶颈就是瓶颈,实在找不到其他借口了,不说了!嘤嘤嘤!】
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