„Pū!” “噗！” Instantaneously, some people at the scene just and tea of import, spurted directly. 瞬间,有人当场把刚和进口的茶水,直接喷了出来。 The people on the scene also stare to look blank, whole face ignorant circle. 在场众人也都瞪直了眼,满脸懵圈。 What is this introduced? 这是什么介绍？ Called Wang Dachui to speak frankly you to call Wang Dachui, did your his mother add so many plays to do to oneself? 叫王大锤就直说你叫王大锤啊,你他妈给自己加这么多戏干什么？ What big several big, anything divines by the eight diagrams to tell fortunes by physiognomy, touches 1 milk to tell fortunes. 什么大几把的大,什么卜卦看相,摸一奶算命。 This elegant situation, can you also want the face? 这种文雅的场合,你还能不能要点脸了啊？ „Hē!” Lu Zhouhe and the others shook the head, on the face appears the happy expression of again teasing. “呵！”陆洲河等人摇头,脸上再次浮现戏谑的笑意。 Previous quarter they are still refusing to accept, but now, they have almost put down the heart. 前一刻他们还在不服,但现在,他们几乎已经放下心了。 Because they believe firmly, Miss Dong family will unable to have a liking for such a speech vulgar person absolutely, was too simply despicable. 因为他们确信,董家小姐绝对不会看得上这么一个说话鄙俗的人,简直太卑劣了。 Behind gauze curtain. 纱幔后方。 Miss Dong family, truly is very at this moment stunned, completely without thinking of also gentle Elder Brother Young Master, the opens the mouth said these words to come a moment ago unexpectedly, this may really unexpected. 董家小姐,此刻也确实很愕然,完全没想到刚才还文质彬彬的公子哥,居然张口就道出这么些话来,这可实在让人出乎意料。 „...... Divines by the eight diagrams to tell fortunes by physiognomy......” “不过……卜卦看相……” Miss Dong family the lip sips slightly, the eye pupil is bright, as if said regarding Xu Que divines by the eight diagrams to tell fortunes by physiognomy to be interested! 董家小姐嘴唇微微一抿,眼眸明亮,似乎对于徐缺所说的卜卦看相颇感兴趣！ She opens the mouth, said in a soft voice: „Young Master Wang......” 她开口,轻声道:“王公子……” „...... Do not call me Young Master Wang!” Xu Que beckons with the hand to break, supple sound said: „Called me Brother Dachui!” “诶……别叫我王公子！”徐缺摆手打断,柔声道:“叫我大锤哥！” Fuck! 靠！ The audience people immediately corners of the mouth pull out, the whole face blushes with shame. 全场众人顿时嘴角一抽,满脸汗颜。 Big...... Brother Dachui? 大……大锤哥？ Hammers your younger sister! Isn't the nausea disgusting? 锤你妹啊！恶心不恶心？ Even if gauze curtain rear Miss Dong family, was startled, immediately cheeks slightly red, how secretly said this person can be so shameless. 哪怕是纱幔后方的董家小姐,也怔了一下,随即脸颊微红,暗道这人怎能这么无耻。 „Brother Dachui awesome!” At this time, behind the crowd resounded sound of voices and noise. “大锤哥牛逼！”这时,人群后方响起了一道吆喝声。 Some of did my Fuck! also really people shout? 我靠！还真有人喊？ As soon as the people listen, turns head to look immediately, actually only saw a dog stealthy takes a stroll the front door. 众人一听,立马扭头看去,却只看到一条狗鬼鬼祟祟的溜达出大门。 Everyone was also subconscious to neglect that dog, other glance people, everywhere actually want to take a look are which fool in shouting „Brother Dachui”! 大伙儿也下意识把那条狗忽略掉了,四处扫视其余人,想看看究竟是哪个傻子在喊“大锤哥”！ „Young Master Dachui!” At this time, behind the gauze curtain broadcast Miss Dong family voice again. “大锤公子！”这时,纱幔后方再次传来董家小姐的声音。 She is naturally impossible really to be in front of so many, shouted meeting by chance artificial „Brother Dachui”, this appeared extremely seeks, did not conform to the female who she studied since childhood to act with constraint. 她自然不可能真当着这么多人面,喊一个萍水相逢的人为“大锤哥”,这显得太过亲觅,不符合她从小就学得的女子矜持。 „Girl once saw on ancient book ‚has divined by the eight diagrams to tell fortunes by physiognomy’ together, according to what has been heard this Dao may calculate the destiny, the foolproof plan, is it possible that does Young Master really excel?” She asks, is very curious. “小女子曾在古籍上见过‘卜卦看相’一道,据闻此道可算天命,算无遗策,莫非公子真的擅长？”她开口询问,十分好奇。 „This is natural!” Xu Que shows facial expression proudly immediately, „, if Miss Dong interested, below can also in an trigram for your divination, have a look to tell fortunes, but......” “这是当然！”徐缺当即露出傲然的神情,“倘若董小姐有兴趣的话,在下也可以为你卜上一卦,看看相算算命,不过……” „What?” “不过什么？” „Needs......” “需要……” „What needs?” “需要什么？” „Must touch......” “要摸一下……” The Xu Que words have not said, audience everyone complexion immediately changes. 徐缺话还没说完,全场所有人脸色顿时一变。 Touches? 摸一下？ your mother, what can you touch? 尼玛,你要摸什么？ „Dissolute!” “放肆！” Lu Zhouhe shouted immediately loudly, the whole face was furious. 陆洲河当即大声喝道,满脸震怒。 „Shameless one!” “无耻之徒！” „Does your god stick want to do?” “你这神棍想干什么？” „This place is not the place that you act unreasonably, leaving went too far!” “此地不是你乱来的地方,别太过分了！” „Miss Dong, you may clip on Dāng! of this shameless one ten million/countless” “董小姐,你可千万别上这无耻之徒的当！” Others drink greatly, accuses Xu Que sternly. 其余人纷纷大喝,厉声指责徐缺。 Even some people stood, sticks out chest saying: „You must touch touch me, I do not believe you really to figure out all my!” 甚至有人站了出来,挺起胸膛道:“你要摸就摸我,我不信你真能算出我的一切！” „Go away! I touch you to do, your mental illness? I do not attach great importance to face-saving? What I said is must touch starts, has a look at the palm reading, where do you want? My is Wang Dachui that casual person?” Xu Que stares to get angry said, puts on a serious face. “滚！我摸你干什么,你神经病啊？我不要面子的啊？我说的是要摸一下手,看看手相,你们都想哪去了？我王大锤是那种随便的人吗？”徐缺瞪眼怒道,板起了脸。 People immediately is at a loss for words, rolls the eyes continually. 众人顿时语塞,连翻白眼。 Touches the hand? 摸手？ Believed your evil! 信了你的邪！ At this time, Lu Zhouhe one step took suddenly, stands in front of Xu Que, said coldly: „Divining by the eight diagrams to tell fortunes by physiognomy this type of thing itself/Ben is a legend, even if really existed, still has been lost, I did not believe you to excel at this Dao, do you want to look at the palm reading? Good, I look to you!” 这时,陆洲河陡然一步迈出,站在徐缺面前,冷声道:“卜卦看相这种东西本就是一种传说,就算真的存在,也早已失传,我不信你擅长此道,你要看手相是吗？好,我给你看！” Then, he extends take action directly, hands over to Xu Que. 说完,他直接伸出手,递向徐缺。 Xu Que immediately was happy, absent-minded swept at will, then shakes the head saying: „Young Master Lu? Your this palm reading I looked, if I have not miscalculated, you excel at the temperament, recently also recent work a song!” 徐缺顿时就乐了,心不在焉的随意扫了一下,便摇头道:“陆公子是吧？你这手相我看了,倘若我没算错的话,你擅长音律,最近还新作了一首曲子！” „Hē! you can calculate that selects matter that we do not know?” Lu Zhouhe sneers to make noise immediately, the whole face disdains. “呵！你能算点我们不知道的事么？”陆洲河当即冷笑出声,满脸不屑。 People also in speechless, these that Xu Que said that who presents not to know? 众人也在无语,徐缺说的这些,在场有谁不知道？ „Calculates that selects you not to know? Sure!” The Xu Que corners of the mouth raise suddenly: „Young Master Lu, you until now single? The truth told you, you later were also single, in the future is single, the life was lonely!” “算点你们不知道的？当然可以！”徐缺嘴角陡然一扬:“陆公子,你至今还是单身吧？实话告诉你,你以后也是单身,未来都是单身,一生孤单！” „You......” the Lu Zhouhe immediately air/Qi results in the complexion to become dark. “你……”陆洲河顿时气得脸色发黑。 Xu Que this saying, is suggesting him completely, not possible to arrive at the same place with Miss Dong. 徐缺这话,完全就是在暗示他,不可能跟董小姐走到一起。 However at this time, behind gauze curtain actually Miss Dong family voice: „Young Master Dachui, whether saying that how do you see?” 然而这时,纱幔后方却董家小姐的声音:“大锤公子,可否说一下,你是如何看出来的？” „The Hē, secret cannot divulge!” Xu Que does intentionally profound smiles, the vision looks to that matter gauze curtain , to continue saying: „Since is Miss Dong asks me, I can tell you actually the reason!” “呵呵，天机不可泄露！”徐缺故作高深的一笑,目光又看向那层纱幔,继续道:“不过既然是董小姐问我,那我倒是可以告诉你原因！” „Many thanks Young Master Dachui!” Miss Dong family should say immediately, obviously she is very curious to these things, is interested very much. “多谢大锤公子！”董家小姐当即应道,显然她对这些东西特别好奇,很感兴趣。 „Actually is very simple, I looked at this Young Master Lu palm reading, discovered that his palm is very big!” Xu Que should say. “其实很简单,我看了这位陆公子的手相,发现他的手掌很大！”徐缺应道。 People immediately on the scene stares. 在场众人顿时一愣。 Is the palm big? 手掌大？ What relations does this have with the life lonelily? 这跟一生孤单有什么关系？ Miss Dong family was also startled, opens the mouth to ask: „Why is this?” 董家小姐也怔了一下,开口问道:“这是为何？” „Because of......” Xu Que, holds the guitar suddenly, moves the string, the opens the mouth sang: „More grows up is lonelier, more grows up is more anxious, has to look that the wing of dream broke off......” “因为……”徐缺一顿,陡然抱起吉他,拨动琴弦,张口唱道:“越长大越孤单,越长大越不安,也不得不看梦想的翅膀被折断……” Sang this, he received suddenly, a face was inexpensive said to the people: „What kind of? Listened clearly? The more palm more applauds greatly, you look at the hand of this Young Master Lu, thief several big , he if not lonely for a lifetime, my live broadcast eats- excrement!” 唱到这,他陡然收住,一脸贱兮兮的冲着众人道:“怎么样？听清楚了吗？越掌大越鼓掌,你们看这陆公子的手,贼几把大,他要是不孤单一辈子,我直播吃-屎！” „Pū!” “噗！” Some people spurted the tea of mouth. 有人又把嘴里的茶水喷出来了。 Other person also eyeballs turn, almost faints. 其余人也眼珠子一翻,差点晕过去。 Lu Zhouhe is the air/Qi results in the whole body to tremble, nearly an old blood spurts. 陆洲河更是气得浑身发颤,险些一口老血喷出来。 Is the more palm greatly lonelier? 越掌大越孤单？ You special not on Heavens? 你特么咋不上天啊？ This calculates what divines by the eight diagrams to tell fortunes by physiognomy? 这算哪门子的卜卦看相？ The audience atmosphere falls arrived ice points, to be very awkward all of a sudden. 全场氛围一下子降到了一种冰点，十分尴尬。 It is not funny because of Xu Que noisy, if the joke, that is also as cold as the extreme cold joke! 因为徐缺闹的这一出并不好笑,如果是笑话,那也是冷到极点的冷笑话！ Including gauze curtain behind , a quietness. 包括纱幔后方,也一片沉静。 Until after several breaths, Miss Dong family reveals awkwardly does not lose the smile of politeness, said in a soft voice: „, Cannot think that Young Master Dachui is so charming, let daughter child long/grows actually some experiences!” 直到数息后,董家小姐才露出尴尬又不失礼貌的微笑,轻声道:“呃,想不到大锤公子如此风趣,倒是让小女子长了一些见识！” „Miss Dong was polite!” “董小姐客气了！” At this time, Xu Que exhibited the proper face, said with a smile pale: „ Actually divines by the eight diagrams to tell fortunes by physiognomy the matter of telling fortunes, truly is the secret may not divulge, otherwise harms my good deeds done in secret and moral behavior, therefore I explained a moment ago, but cracks a joke, as for believing, is casual you! 这时,徐缺才摆出了正经脸,淡笑道:“其实卜卦看相算命之事,确实是天机不可泄露,否则有损我的阴德与人品,所以我刚才的解释,只是开个玩笑罢了,至于信不信,随便你们！ I come today, to not show off ability, to not prove anything, but some incident want to ask Miss Dong to help! ” 况且我今天前来,也并非是为了炫耀能力,更不是为了证明什么,而是有一事想请董小姐帮忙！” "Oh? ” Miss Dong family is startled, the nod said: „Does not know where the girl does have can add on Young Master Dachui?” “哦？”董家小姐一怔,点头道:“不知小女子有什么地方能帮上大锤公子？” „Oh, this matter is a long story!” Xu Que heavily sighed, a face said moved: „I have good friend Er Gou'zi, it is naive, simple simple and honest, but actually had incurable disease recently, at the point of death first wants to drink Ten Thousand Years Flower's Dew! Hopes Miss Dong can give money generously, delivers some Ten Thousand Years Flower's Dew to me, does not use too, casual more than ten 20 barrels then.” “唉,此事说来话长！”徐缺重重叹了口气,一脸伤感道:“我有个很好的朋友二狗子,它天真善良,朴实憨厚,可最近却得了不治之症,临死前就想喝一口万年花露！希望董小姐能解囊相助,送些许万年花露给我,也不用太多,随便十几二十桶即可。” „What?” Miss Dong family immediately is startled. “什么？”董家小姐顿时一惊。 The people on the scene also change countenance in abundance. 在场众人也纷纷动容。 Ten Thousand Years Flower's Dew? 万年花露？ Indeed made for quite a while, does this fellow come for Ten Thousand Years Flower's Dew? 敢情闹了大半天,这家伙是为了万年花露来的？ Moreover is an opens the mouth, more than ten 20 barrels? 而且一开口,就是要十几二十桶？ motherfucker, really thinks that Ten Thousand Years Flower's Dew is the space falls? To have a lion's share simply! 妈卖批,真以为万年花露是天上掉下来的啊？简直是狮子大开口！ „Perhaps Young Master Dachui, this matter......” at this time, Miss Dong family opened the mouth to respond, the tone was somewhat awkward, starts to speak but hesitates. “大锤公子,此事恐怕……”这时,董家小姐开口回应,语气有些为难,欲言又止。 Xu Que the complexion concentrates immediately, said seriously: „Miss Dong, you could rest assured that my Wang Dachui is not that type likes white/in vain by the person of kindness! If you can help me, I am willing to pledge yourself......, you leave think so me, I usually collect fees very expensively , a time 800, the package night 2000, Ms. Tong not bullies!” 徐缺当即面色一凝,郑重道:“董小姐,你放心,我王大锤也不是那种喜欢白受恩惠之人！倘若你能帮我,我愿意以身相许……诶诶诶,你们别这么看我啊,我平时收费也很贵的呀,一次八百,包夜两千,童嫂无欺！” ...... …… ...... …… 【Second!】 【第二更！】