USS :: Volume #10

#960: No one is able to prevent my acting cool


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Finally, Xu Que and Er Gou'zi left that alley! 最终,徐缺二狗子离开了那条小巷! How he does not care about the tall and strong man to do finally, how also does not care about Young Master Wang of that female or next door , I came in any case gently , I walked gently, I wield the sleeves, only carries off a written invitation. 他不在乎魁梧男子最终会怎么做,也不在乎那女子或是隔壁的王公子会怎么样,反正就是轻轻地,我来了,轻轻地,我走了,我挥一挥衣袖,只带走一张请帖。 Other, close my trifling thing! 其他的,关我屁事! Fuck me, the boy, how you discovered a moment ago the words in that copy book do have the issue? Too 666!” Er Gou'zi follows on the heels, a face shock said. 卧槽,小子,你刚才是怎么发现那张字帖里的话有问题的?太666了!”二狗子跟在后面,一脸震惊道。 Snort, this old stem, in my Heaven Exploding Faction won't the person, who be able to look?” Xu Que arrogant coldly snorted, takes a step to go. “哼,这种老梗,我炸天帮中人,有谁会看不出来?”徐缺孤傲的冷哼一声,迈步而去。 this God Venerable is also Heaven Exploding Faction's, why to look? The boy you do not walk, talks clearly!” 本神尊也是炸天帮的啊,凭什么看不出来?诶,小子你别走啊,说清楚啊!” a person and a dog goes far away! 一人一狗远去! Xu Que is walking all the way, is sizing up the written invitation, understood probably this Dong family banquet, specifically is some lofty programs, anything read poems to oppose, plays a stringed musical instrument to the song, by the military society member, had everything expected to find. 徐缺一路上走着,也在打量请帖,大概了解了一下这次董家的宴会,具体都是一些高雅的节目,什么吟诗作对,弹琴对歌,以武会友,应有尽有。 These things, regarding Xu Que, radically are not the matters! 这些东西,对于徐缺来说,根本都不算事! Does System in the hand, what incorrect he have? 一个系统在手,他有什么不行的? Makes him have doubts only, is the written invitation writes finally unexpectedly, all compares notes not to divide the victory and loss! 唯一让他疑惑的,是请帖最后竟写着,一切的切磋不分输赢! Felt strange, if not divide the victory and loss, that also does compare? What incurs to kiss?” Xu Que wonders to say. “奇怪了,如果不分输赢,那还比个屁啊?招什么亲啊?”徐缺纳闷道。 Er Gou'zi looked at one, said curiously: Is it possible that can look at the feeling? Looks at the face?” 二狗子看了一眼,好奇道:“莫非是要看感觉?看脸?” Xu Que immediately one startled: „Did I win?” 徐缺当即一惊:“那我岂不是赢定了?” Fuck me! That this God Venerable must participate!” Er Gou'zi touched the wool on head immediately, a face proudly. 卧槽!那本神尊也要参加!”二狗子当即摸了摸脑袋上的毛,一脸傲然。 But the next quarter, it put the claw, wrinkled the face, the anger shouted: Mother, this Teddy Dog mental illness, made pile of shampoos on this God Venerable, unexpectedly does not have the flushing water. The boys, first bring this God Venerable to wash hair!” 但下一刻,它把爪子放了下来,皱起了脸,怒喝道:“妈的,这泰迪犬神经病啊,在本神尊头上弄了一堆洗发露,居然没冲水。小子,先带本神尊去洗个头吧!” Washes, in your shampoos has the life, cannot wash off casually!” Xu Que should say. “洗个屁,你这些洗发露里面是有生命的,不能随便洗掉!”徐缺应道。 What? Has the shampoo of life?” Er Gou'zi immediately one startled, said with a smile crazily: „Does world really have this type of shampoo? 666, this God Venerable, if eats, to make up greatly?” “什么?有生命的洗发露?”二狗子顿时一惊,狂笑道:“世间竟然还有这种洗发露?666,本神尊要是吃下去,岂不是大补?” Don't......” “别……” Xu Que just shouted makes noise, Er Gou'zi has entered in the claw the mouth. 徐缺刚喊出声,二狗子已然将爪子伸入嘴中。 Fuck me! 卧槽 A Xu Que immediately gastric disorder, covered the forehead, the picture is too beautiful, really has not seen. 徐缺顿时一阵反胃,捂住了额头,画面太美,实在没眼看下去了。 He turns around to leave directly, takes the written invitation, starts to inquire the Dong family position. 他直接转身离开,拿着请帖,开始跟人打听董家的位置。 However Dong family is very easy to look, asked casually then asked that was situated in the city center, the garret constructed is higher than anyone, gold and jade in glorious splendor, with overpowering momentum. 然而董家十分好找,随便一问便问出来了,正是位于城中心处,阁楼建得比谁都高,金碧辉煌,气势磅礴。 When Xu Que and Er Gou'zi appear in the entrance, raised the head to look up to this Dong family building , cannot help but out of sorts. 徐缺二狗子出现在门口时,抬头仰望这座董家楼宇,也不由得一阵失神。 Fuck, the Japan iron tower does not have it to be high! These people construct such high building, did not fear that plunges to death?” Er Gou'zi exclaims. 我靠,日国的铁塔都没它高呀!这些人建这么高的楼,不怕摔死吗?”二狗子惊叹道。 Nowadays who will fear that plunges to death?” Xu Que smiles pale. “这年头谁会怕摔死的?”徐缺淡笑。 Looks from afar, the entire Dong family building really has the imposing manner very much, reaches to the sky. 远远望去,整座董家楼宇确实很有气势,高耸入云。 He took a step to go forward, turns in the written invitation, quick is received warmly into by a young male servant. 他迈步上前,交上了请帖,很快就被一名小厮热情的接待入内。 Before marching into the building, must pass through a spacious courtyard, in the courtyard the pond hall waterside pavilion, the pavilion stands in great numbers, the rockery rock, all around fence ridge is also carving the ominous beast, scale claw stretch/open dance, double must fly, lifelike such as, will really soar to go probably momentarily. 步入楼宇前,要经过一座宽敞的院落,院落中池馆水榭,亭台林立,假山怪石,四周围墙屋脊还雕着凶兽,鳞爪张舞,双须飞动,栩栩如真,好像随时都会腾空而去。 Young Master Wang, the villain then led you to this, you please as one likes!” 王公子,小人便带您到此了,您请自便!” Quick, Xu Que and Er Gou'zi arrive at outside the pavilion smoothly, the young male servant said, then draws back hurriedly, greets other guests. 很快,徐缺二狗子顺利来到楼阁之外,小厮道了一声后,便匆忙退下,去迎接其余宾客。 This time participates in Young Master of banquet to be many, in addition the first domain city is so big, this crowd of young male servant population are even many, still has too many hot irons in the fire. 这次来参加宴会的公子爷并不少,加上第一领域城这么大,这群小厮就算人数再多,也忙得焦头烂额。 Xu Que has not marched into the pavilion, had discovered that in came many people. 徐缺还未步入楼阁,就已经发现里面来了不少人。 The decoration in pavilion also is very luxuriously extraordinary, Jinding stone wall, colorful, the ground also spreads the rug that the embroidery satin is embroidering. 楼阁里的装潢也很非凡豪华,金顶石壁,色彩斑斓,地上还铺着锦织缎绣的地毯。 All around chocked up many small tables, on after the table all kinds of tea points, guest arrives, then seeks for the position to sit down, talked to each other. 四周摆满了许多小桌,桌上各式各样的茶点,宾客到来后,便自行寻找位置坐下,相互交谈。 Xu Que looked for one to be very near the top directly, but not too conspicuous position sat down. 徐缺直接找了一个很靠前,但又不太显眼的位置坐下。 This position is the acting cool god position, if low-key, is very easy to be neglected, if amazes the world with a single brilliant feat, can become vision accumulation burnt points, that presents everyone will not be covered up. 这种位置是装逼神位,如果想低调,就很容易被人忽略,如果一鸣惊人,又能成为在场所有人的目光聚集焦点,不会被遮掩。 Er Gou'zi is straightforward, an arrival without delay, goes to the snack directly, launches one wolfed down harvesting. 二狗子更是耿直,一到来二话不说,直接就冲着茶点而去,展开了一番狼吞虎咽似的收割。 After the moment, the person in inside the main hall are getting more and more, uniform handsome Young Master, each can see to be influential, even the origin is extraordinary. 片刻后,大堂里的人越来越多,清一色的英俊公子爷,每一个都看得出颇具实力,甚至来历非凡。 The Xu Que entire journey maintains the aloof, sits is sitting in repose with eyes closed same place, had not been said something to smooth things over to talk. 徐缺全程保持高冷,坐在原地闭目养神,并未被人搭讪谈话。 Because of like his acting cool suspect, in field not a few. 因为像他这种装逼犯,场内并不少数。 Until after more than half double-hour, pavilion inside the main hall, was almost filled with the person. 直到半个多时辰后,楼阁大堂里,几乎坐满了人。 A maidservant walked, the clear voice shouts: Servants said one for the young lady to Young Master, thanked arriving, then the banquet started!” 一名丫鬟走了出来,清脆的嗓音喊道:“奴婢代小姐向各位公子说一声,感谢各位的到临,接下来宴会开始!” Finishes speaking, central location, walks together the beautiful figure suddenly leisurely. 话音刚落,中央位置处,陡然款款走来一道倩影。 That place gauze curtain hangs down, creates a dim mysterious atmosphere, can only see the person's shadow, actually cannot see the honorable person. 只是那地方纱幔低垂,营造出一种朦朦胧胧的神秘气氛,只看得见人影,却见不到真人。 On gauze curtain nearby curtain hook, but also is hanging skewers of sachets, sends out continuously the refreshing delicate fragrance. 纱幔旁边的帘钩上,还挂着一串串香囊,散发出缕缕令人神清气爽的幽香。 Perhaps others cannot see anything, but Xu Que is different, his True Essence Strength concentrates, the eye pupil narrows the eyes slightly, understands clearly all after gauze curtain directly. 其余人或许看不到什么,但徐缺不一样,他真元力一凝,眼眸微微一眯,直接洞悉到纱幔后的一切。 Following close on, him is startled slightly. 紧跟着,他微微怔住了。 Behind the gauze curtain, sitting an appearance is beautiful, the devastatingly beautiful young woman, by the makings and beauty, were not worse than Liu Jingning and the others. 纱幔后方,坐着一名样貌美丽,倾国倾城的年轻女子,论气质与姿色,丝毫不比柳婧凝等人差。 But on her makings, actually appear very peaceful exquisite, brings naively, there is a Xiao Rou's shadow. 但她身上的那种气质,却显得很安静优美,带着一点天真,有一丝小柔的影子。 Xu Que cannot help but even more thinks that was quicker returns to Four Continents. 徐缺不由得愈发想快些回到四大洲了。 Since Xiao Rou resurrecting, practice in south state Secret Realm, he did not have true meet again|goodbye one side her, now sees this Dong family princess, Xu Que cannot bear start to think of Xiao Rou. 自从小柔复活之后,一直在南州秘境修炼,他还没真正再见她一面,如今见到这位董家的千金小姐,徐缺忍不住开始想念起小柔 Thank supporting of Young Master, today this banquet, aiming at the exchange learn/study, is the high person, the girl takes the host today, then first offered a few ordinary introductory remarks so that others may offer their valuable ideas, delivered a verset!” “感谢诸位公子的捧场,今天这场宴会,意在交流学习,诸位都是高才之人,小女子今天作为东道主,便先抛砖引玉,送上一首小诗!” At this time, the Dong family princess opened the mouth personally, took out one volume of characters behind the gauze curtain, gave the maidservant. 这时,董家的千金小姐亲自开口,在纱幔后方取出一卷字,递给了丫鬟。 The maidservants bring the copy book, took a step to go out, reads that poem. 丫鬟带着字帖,迈步走出,念出了那首诗。 Among immediately, the full house guest applauds in abundance, commended that the sound with following the sound are innumerable. 顿时间,满堂宾客纷纷鼓掌,称赞声与追捧声无数。 Only Xu Que sits in the home position, a face is faint and aloof, slightly shook the head. 唯独徐缺坐在原位,一脸淡漠与高冷,微微摇了摇头 Is known as hearing, Miss Dong family is learned and accomplished, now is to experience arrived finally. Also wrote a poem below recently, invited the young lady and everyone advises!” At this time, a young man stood up, well-mannered. “素有耳闻,董家小姐博学多才,如今总算是见识到了。在下最近也写了一首诗,请小姐与各位指教!”这时,一名年轻男子站起身,彬彬有礼。 Immediately, he then started to recite poetry. 随即,他便开始念诗了。 The people are all listening attentively peacefully, read until the verse, the full house broke out the applause. 众人皆安静倾听着,直到诗句念完,满堂又响起了掌声。 Only has Xu Que, in shaking the head, on the face as if writes two character-- trash! 只有徐缺,还是在摇头,脸上仿佛就写着两个字——辣鸡”! After several breaths, some people set out, recited poetry again. 数息后,又有人起身,再次念诗。 This time is a good poem, causes many people to stand up to applaud the commendation. 这次是一首不错的诗,引得不少人都站起身鼓掌称赞。 But Xu Que, shakes the head. 徐缺,还是摇头。 Later, who recited poetry, Xu Que is shaking the head, is shutting out and sneering. 之后,无论是谁念诗,徐缺都在摇头,都在嫌弃与冷笑。 Many people discovered his these movements, have not actually paid attention, ignore, no one opens the mouth to scold him. 许多人发现了他的这些动作,却都没有理会,熟视无睹,更没有人开口呵斥他。 Among immediately, Xu Que wondered. 顿时间,徐缺就纳闷了。 Your what is this? 你们这是什么意思? Is the heart so big? 心就这么大吗? this Cool Saint swung quickly, such obvious taunt, your also not quick opens the mouth scolded me, did this let my acting cool a slap in the face? 本逼圣头都快摇断了,这么明显的嘲讽,你们还不快张口骂我,这让我怎么装逼打脸啊? Your like this, did my face also want? 你们这样子,我面子还要不要了? Snort, it seems like again forcefully a acting cool point!” When the Xu Que heart coldly snorted, is preparing to stand up. “哼,看来还是得再强行装逼一点了!”徐缺心中冷哼一声,正准备站起身时。 In the gauze curtain actually broadcasts the voice of Dong family princess. 纱幔里却传来董家千金小姐的声音。 Really is learned and accomplished, the girl benefits greatly today, then the poem skill then arrived at this to end.” “诸位果真是博学多才,小女子今天受益匪浅,那么诗艺便到此结束吧。” The voice falls, the Xu Que instantaneous face was black. 话音一落,徐缺瞬间脸都黑了。 your mother, did this finish? 尼玛,这就结束了? I special not with enough time acting cool, how to finish? 我特么都没来得及装逼呢,怎么就结束了? Is this acting cool inadequately instead by the meaning of grass? 这是装逼不成反被草的意思么? „!” “诸位!” At this time, the Dong family princess opened the mouth again, sound as if to wander around raised, clear delightful. 这时,董家的千金小姐再次开口,声音宛转悠扬,清脆悦耳。 Knows, the girl usually liked the temperament, following, we then compare notes a zither | Jean zheng temperament, how doesn't know under meaning?” “想必诸位都知道,小女子素来喜欢音律,不如接下来,我们便切磋一番琴筝音律吧,不知诸位意下如何?” Her a few words asked, the people on the scene gave the response immediately. 她一句话问出,在场众人立马给予了响应。 Good, actually also likes the temperament below!” “好,其实在下也喜欢音律!” Haha, slightly has the research below to the temperament just in time, today happen to can reveal shortcomings!” “哈哈,在下正巧也对音律略有研究,今天正好可以献丑!” Miss Dong family, asked you first to play one below with great courage, let me wait studies!” 董家小姐,在下斗胆请您先弹上一曲,让我等学习一番!” Right, right, Miss Dong family, actually has the serious illness below, the date and time are not many, at the point of death first wants to listen to you to shoot one, so also died content.” “对对,没错,董家小姐,在下其实身怀重病,时日不多,临死前想听您弹一曲,如此也瞑目了。” The people shout. 众人纷纷喊道。 Xu Que this time is not idling, in the Dong family princess proposed when must compare notes the temperament, he has called System, enters Shop Interface, exchanges the song comprehensive work. 徐缺这次也不闲着了,早在董家千金小姐提出要切磋音律时,他就已经唤出系统,进入商城界面,兑换歌曲大全。 The poem skill compared notes to miss, this time cannot miss compared with the temperament absolutely again. 刚才的诗艺切磋错过了,这次比音律就绝对不能再错过了。 Since these people do not want to deliver a slap in the face on own initiative, that this Cool Saint only had personal take action! 这些人既然不想主动送上来打脸,那本逼圣唯有亲自出手了! Today, no one is able to prevent my acting cool! 今天,谁也无法阻止我装逼 Temperament compelling, I set! 音律这个逼,我装定了! ...... …… ...... …… Second!】 【第二更!】
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