USS :: Volume #10

#955: Barrel?


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Xu Que stands in same place, on the face piled up with the smile, beckons saying: Er Gou'zi, comes quickly!” 徐缺站在原地,脸上堆满了笑容,招手道:“二狗子,快过来!” Does?” Er Gou'zi immediately stares the big eye, is very vigilant. “干啥?”二狗子顿时瞪大眼,无比警惕。 Was humiliated several years of experience by it, could see immediately Xu Que this smile is not very right. 以它被欺凌了几年的经验,立马看得出徐缺这笑容很不对劲。 Xu Que: Hasn't done, you come quickly, eats to you delicious!” 徐缺:“没干啥呀,你快过来,给你吃点好吃的!” Er Gou'zi: Does not want!” 二狗子:“不要!” Faint, how can not want, you looked that you were recently thin, hasn't definitely eaten on Earth? Hurries to build up one's health!” A Xu Que face loves dearly, looks the body that Er Gou'zi obviously puts on weight said. “晕,怎么能不要,你看你最近都瘦了,肯定在地球上没吃好吧?赶紧补补身子呀!”徐缺一脸心疼,看着二狗子明显发福的身躯道。 I, this God Venerable was not swindled, have to plant you to throw the thing!” Er Gou'zi said that although thought that this matter is not right, but could not bear greedily. “我呸,本神尊才不上当,有种你把东西扔过来!”二狗子说道,虽然觉得这事不对劲,但还是忍不住嘴馋了。 Xu Que smiles: This thing cannot throw, is the new good food, calling the investigation of polar wave Nine Heavens high integrity to dominate milktea, will throw to sprinkle!” 徐缺笑了笑:“这东西不能扔的,是新款的美食呀,叫九天寒玉之究极波霸奶茶,扔出去会洒掉的!” Wave...... does the wave dominate milktea?” Er Gou'zi immediately eye pupil one bright, is somewhat mouth-watering, looked that asked to Xu Feifei: Younger sister paper, this God Venerable believes you, what he said is real? Can't that thing throw?” “波……波霸奶茶?”二狗子顿时眼眸一亮,有些流口水,看向徐菲菲问道:“妹纸,本神尊相信你,他说的是不是真的?那东西不能扔吗?” "Ah?Xu Feifei gawked, the nod said: Truly cannot throw, will sprinkle!” “啊?徐菲菲愣了一下,点头道:“确实不能扔的,会洒掉!” Áo! Er Gou'zi immediately cried loud and long, whole face exciting charging into Xu Que, said wild with joy: Quickly, takes quickly, this God Venerable came!” 嗷!二狗子顿时长啸一声,满脸兴奋的冲向徐缺,狂喜道:“快,快拿出来,本神尊来了!” Good!” Xu Que smiles immediately, saw that Er Gou'zi rushes to the front, the instantaneous big hand wields, pulls out a glittering machete from the crotch. “好嘞!”徐缺当即一笑,眼看二狗子赶至面前,瞬间大手一挥,从胯下掏出一把金光闪闪的大砍刀。 Shuā! 唰! Er Gou'zi sees that the complexion drastic change, stopped the footsteps immediately forcefully, said panic-stricken: "Fuck, you...... do you want to do? Reaching an agreement milktea? this God Venerable does not eat the knife! ” 二狗子见状,立马脸色剧变,硬生生刹住了脚步,惊恐道:“草,你……你要干啥?说好的奶茶呢?本神尊不吃刀子的!” Do not fear that I want the blood, draws blood milktea to you!” Xu Que laughs, takes the broadsword to rush goes. “别怕呀,我就要点血而已,抽完血就把奶茶给你!”徐缺哈哈大笑,拿着大刀冲上前去。 Mother, this God Venerable does not drink, do not come, Fuck me!” Er Gou'zi turned head immediately, starts running away at once, scares. “妈的,本神尊不喝了,你别过来,卧槽!”二狗子当即扭头,拔腿就跑,吓坏了。 However it to Xu Que was too near, just turned around to run several steps, suddenly „”, by Xu Que according to the ground. 然而它离徐缺还是太近了,刚转身跑出几步,突然“啪”的一声,被徐缺按在了地上。 ...... shouts......” Teddy Dog also to lie on the Er Gou'zi head at this moment the movement, had the rhythm very much, looked at Xu Que to come, immediately beamed with joy saying: Hey, hey...... Exalted Immortal, you...... can you also come? I let a position to you, we together!” “呼……呼……”泰迪犬此刻还趴在二狗子脑袋上运动着,很有节奏,一看徐缺来了,当即眉开眼笑道:“嘿咻,嘿咻……上仙,你……你也要来吗?我给您让个位置,咱们一起呀!” You play at the same time!” Xu Que on the one hand grasps Teddy Dog, threw directly, in hand big tool rest on the Er Gou'zi head. “你一边玩去!”徐缺一手抓起泰迪犬,直接扔了出去,手中大刀架在了二狗子脑袋上。 Er Gou'zi struggles crazily, loudly exclaimed: Boy, were you insane? this God Venerable risks one's life with you, you must make this God Venerable bleed unexpectedly, this God Venerable would rather die than surrender today!” 二狗子疯狂挣扎,大吼道:“小子,你疯了吗?本神尊跟你出生入死,你居然要让本神尊流血,本神尊今天宁死不屈!” Left blind talk nonsense, honest points, I refined Breaking Space Symbol to need 1. years of wolf blood, do you also want to return to cultivation world?” Xu Que sincere say/way. “别瞎BB了,老实点,我炼制破空符需要一点万年狼血,你还想不想回修仙界了?”徐缺正色道。 What? Refines Breaking Space Symbol? No, this God Venerable does not want to go back!” Er Gou'zi shouts immediately. “啥?炼制破空符?不,本神尊不想回去了!”二狗子立马喊道。 Pā! Xu Que pats on its head, stares saying: „Do you go back not to matter, the key point is I wants to go back, hurries to coordinate points, to hand over ten thousand years of wolf blood!” 啪!徐缺一手拍在它脑袋上,瞪眼道:“你回不回去都无所谓,重点是我想回去,赶紧配合点,把万年狼血交出来!” Áo! Er Gou'zi immediately rending calls out, cried the tears nasal mucus to spurt, Áo Áo yelled: Wait, boy, you wait/etc! this God Venerable has the matter to explain!” 嗷!二狗子立马撕心裂肺的嚎叫起来,哭得眼泪鼻涕都喷出来了,嗷嗷大叫道:“等等,小子,你等等!本神尊有事要交待!” In the Xu Que hand the broadsword stopped: What matter?” 徐缺手中大刀停了下来:“啥事?” Oh!” Er Gou'zi deeply sighed immediately, a face said deeply: At this moment, this God Venerable has to speak the truth. Actually this God Venerable is the dog, is not the wolf!” “唉!”二狗子立马深深叹了口气,一脸深沉道:“事到如今,本神尊不得不说实话了。其实本神尊是狗,不是狼!” Oh, that was right, I want is ten thousand years of dog blood!” Xu Que nods, takes the knife, continued on the Er Gou'zi head according. “噢,那就对了,我要的就是万年狗血!”徐缺点了点头,拿着刀子,继续在二狗子脑袋上据了起来。 Er Gou'zi was immediately scared: What? What do you mean? You just did not say takes ten thousand years of wolf blood?” 二狗子立马傻眼了:“啥?啥意思?你刚刚不是说要万年狼血的吗?” I just spoke incorrectly, actually really needs ten thousand years of dog blood, if you do not believe that I take the formula to you!” Xu Que said with a smile. “我刚刚说错啦,其实真的是需要万年狗血,你要是不信,我把配方拿给你啊!”徐缺笑吟吟道。 Er Gou'zi is furious immediately, struggles crazily, shouts abuse: Damn! looks at your mother, lets loose this God Venerable quickly, this God Venerable also spoke incorrectly a moment ago, this God Venerable is the wolf, is not the dog!” 二狗子当即震怒,疯狂挣扎,破口大骂:“草!你麻痹,快放开本神尊,本神尊刚才也说错了,本神尊是狼,不是狗!” Yohe, do you also dare rampantly? Dares to curse at people? Was you flutters thinks I couldn't mention the blade? Really thinks that I do saw am motionless you?” Xu Que the eyebrow selects immediately. 哟呵,你还敢嚣张是吧?敢骂人是吧?是你飘了还是以为我提不起刀了?真以为我锯不动你么?”徐缺当即眉毛一挑。 Although he from sawed a moment ago now, cannot make Er Gou'zi flow a blood, mortal body of this goods was too strong, but if resorts to other methods, is not really cannot make. 虽然他从刚才锯到现在,都没能让二狗子流一点血,这货的肉身太强硬了,但若是动用其他手段,也不是真不能弄出来。 Er Gou'zi one hear of this saying, instigated immediately, the busy should say: „, this God Venerable should not be willing to coordinate!” 二狗子一听这话,立马就怂了,紧忙应道:“别别别,本神尊愿意配合了!” Coordination?” Xu Que one happy, the faint smile said that ; that you said to look, how does match legitimately?” “配合?”徐缺一乐,似笑非笑道“那你说说看,怎么个配合法?” Actually on this God Venerable has the collection 1. years of dog blood, but the quantity are not many, how many do you first reach an agreement to want?” Er Gou'zi really compromised, a face sincere say/way. “其实本神尊身上有珍藏一点万年狗血,但数量不多,你先说好要多少?”二狗子真妥协了,一脸正色道。 Xu Que then loosens it for the time being, the nod said: Calculates you to know the limitation, Breaking Space Symbol needs three drops of blood, you first give me to come 30 drops!” 徐缺这才暂且松开了它,点头道:“算你识相,一张破空符需要三滴血液,你先给我来个三十滴!” 30 drops? The grass, you killed this God Venerable!” Er Gou'zi had a fit of bad temper immediately, almost jumps from the ground, thought that 30 drops were too many. “三十滴?草,那你还是把本神尊杀了吧!”二狗子立马炸毛了,差点从地上跳起来,觉得三十滴太多了。 „Does that also take 20 drops at least? Cannot be few!” Xu Que smiles. “那起码也要二十滴吧?不能再少了!”徐缺笑了笑。 „It is not good, ten drops, this God Venerable can only give ten drops!” “不行,十滴,本神尊只能给十滴!” How many does your body have concealed?” “你丫的身上到底有藏多少?” Are not many!” “不多啊!” Ok, rubbish, ten drops of ten drops, insufficiently I take with you in any case again!” Xu Que shakes the head, is disinclined to pull again with Er Gou'zi. “行了,别废话了,十滴就十滴,反正不够我再跟你拿!”徐缺摇头,懒得跟二狗子再扯下去。 In his opinion, in any case Er Gou'zi thing, is his thing. 在他看来,反正二狗子的东西,也就是他的东西。 Oh! Blood from uterus! Owed in a big way!” Er Gou'zi is shaking the head, standing up that a face compels painstakingly, the dog claw wields, wipes to approach own stomach intestinal fat. “唉!血崩啊!亏大了!”二狗子摇着头,一脸苦逼的站起身,狗爪一挥,抹向自己的肚腩。 The next quarter, on the stomach intestinal fat the blooming brilliance, opened an opening. 下一刻,肚腩上绽放光彩,打开了一道口子。 Its claw wields, directly proposed a about two meters high big wooden barrel from inside, bang placed the ground. 它爪子一挥,直接从里面提出一个近两米多高的大木桶,砰的一声放在了地上。 Following close on, the wooden barrel cover was opening, inside thinks of the full dog blood unexpectedly, the smell very spicy eye. 紧跟着,木桶盖子一揭开,里面竟装着满满的狗血,气味十分辣眼睛。 “Ding, examines ten thousand years of dog blood, extracts? ” The System Prompt sound resounds in the Xu Que mind immediately. “叮,检测到万年狗血,是否提取?”系统提示音立马在徐缺脑海中响起。 Xu Que immediately face one black, staring that the eye stares to Er Gou'zi. 徐缺顿时脸一黑,眼睛直勾勾的瞪向二狗子 Ten drops? 十滴? Your his mother hid such big one barrel of dog blood, gives me ten drops? 你他妈藏了这么大一桶狗血,就给我十滴? Er Gou'zi pretends that anything has not seen, puts out a thumb size small jade bottle, lies near the wooden barrel, cautious is fishing the dog blood, looks at that appearance, really prepares only to fish ten drops. 二狗子假装什么都没看到,拿出一个拇指大小的小玉瓶,趴在木桶边上,小心翼翼的捞着狗血,瞧那模样,是真的准备只捞十滴。 Fuck! Xu Que the mind moves immediately, shouts to System: Gave me to extract this barrel of dog blood, a drop did not remain!” 靠!徐缺当即心神一动,对系统喊道:“给我把这桶狗血都提取了,一滴不剩!” After the computation, extracts the entire barrel of dog blood, needs to consume 100 Acting Cool Points, whether continue?” “经过计算,提取整桶狗血,需要消耗100点装逼值,是否继续?” Yes!” “是!” Whiz! 嗖! Instantaneously, the Xu Que body gushes out a mysterious strength, just like an invisible big hand, curls up in front of the Er Gou'zi big wooden barrel suddenly, a blink then vanished directly. 瞬间,徐缺身上涌出一股神秘力量,宛若一只无形的大手,陡然卷起二狗子面前的大木桶,一眨眼便直接消失了。 Is fishing Er Gou'zi immediately of dog blood in same place, before empty body waves, the whole face compels to say ignorant: Barrel...... barrel?” 正在捞狗血的二狗子顿时愣在原地,往空荡荡的身前挥了挥手,满脸懵逼道:“桶……桶呢?” Xu Que nods: Right? Barrel? What repertoire Er Gou'zi are you doing? Is ten drops of dog blood does not give me?” 徐缺点了点头:“对啊?桶呢?二狗子你在搞什么套路呀?是不是十滴狗血都不给我?” ...... …… ...... …… First! state of mind was very not recently good, the pressure was very big, always felt to collapse, will therefore prepare to return to one's old home to treat some time tomorrow, changed a pure environment to write, for these days maintained every day two chapters, hopes that everyone gave me some time the peaceful self- adjustment, I will come back to erupt! Thanks!】 【第一更!最近精神状态很不好,压力很大,总感觉要崩溃,所以明天准备回老家待一段时间,换个清净的环境写,这几天还是保持每天两章吧,希望大家给我一段时间安安静静的自我调整,我会回来爆发的!谢谢!】
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