Outside the mountain forest, countless people in dumbfounded, suspected oneself had the illusion. 山林外,无数人都在愣神,怀疑自己是不是产生幻觉了。 Because all these are too at present strange. 因为眼前这一切都太诡异了。 Obviously is a life-and-death fight, but why the entire location turned into the resort, saw the fight to approach, his mother who also had the thoughts to take vacation here! 明明是一场生死之战,可为什么整个场地都变成度假村了,眼看战斗临近,这他妈谁还有心思在这里度假呀！ „Haha, I know that you will not be obedient, must help me!, Today takes vacation in this, can telephone also to receive your family members, all expenses are under the charge to me!” At this time, the Xu Que surface toward the people, said with a smile loudly, was very frank. “哈哈,我就知道你们不会听话,还是要来帮我！来来来,各位今天就在这度假吧,也可以打电话把你们家人也接过来,一切费用都由我来负责！”这时,徐缺面朝众人,大声笑道,无比爽朗。 The people immediately corners of the mouth on the scene pull out. 在场众人顿时嘴角一抽。 At this time, but also joined the family member, can that die entire family? 这种时候,还把家人接上,那岂不是得死全家？ No! Died in battle this matter we enough, does not need to pull the family member! 别啊！战死这种事我们自己就够了,没必要扯上家人啊！ „Be not gawking! Does not want to call the words that the family member comes, that comes to play together! Oh I go, my several chicken wings are also roasting, must stick.” Xu Que shouted again, running of turning around anxious hasty bakes the frame to one. “你们都别愣着啊！不想叫家人来的话,那就过来一起玩啊！哎哟我去,我还有几只鸡翅在烤着呢,要糊了。”徐缺再次大喊了一声,转身急忙忙的跑向一个烧烤架。 The people stand in same place, look at each other in dismay, is resigned-looking, this imagines with them the grief and indignation battlefield, is completely different. 众人站在原地,面面相觑,一脸无奈,这跟他们想象中的悲愤战场,完全不一样。 "Ah! ” “啊！” Suddenly, some people call out in alarm, shouts greatly: „I understood, Xu Que wants before the point of death, natural relaxes!” 突然,有人惊呼起来,大喊道:“我懂了,徐缺是想在临死前,潇潇洒洒的放松一下啊！” „Ha?” The people are stunned. “哈？”众人愕然。 That person shouts: „Haven't you understood? Before who stipulated the war, on an appearance of grief and indignation, must fight in any case, why not together relaxed plays? At the point of death first enjoys the world pleasure, all also value!” 那人喊道:“难道你们还不懂吗？谁规定了大战前就得一副悲愤的样子啊,反正都是要一战,为什么不一起轻轻松松的玩一下？临死前享受一下人间乐趣,一切也值了！” As soon as the people listen, this suddenly. 众人一听,这才恍然。 Yes! 是呀！ Before who stipulated the war, takes a face grief and indignation? Does not doubtful with must die, does not need very much! 谁规定了大战前就要一脸悲愤？搞得跟必死无疑似的,很没必要呀！ Although this fights very difficultly, the odds of success is very small, but does not need to be kept waiting here, dies in any case in any case, why not before then, heartily plays, relaxes? 虽然这一战很艰难,胜算很小,但也没必要在这里傻等,反正横竖是死,为什么不在这之前,尽情的玩一玩,放松一下呢？ Treats as the life to take vacation for the last time! 就当做人生最后一次度假！ „This big brothers said right, everyone, we pass!” Immediately, some people lift the arm to shout loudly. “这位大兄弟说得没错,各位,我们都过去吧！”当即,有人举臂高呼。 „Haha, my Heaven Exploding Faction's style, if really unlike outside these beautiful inexpensive goods!” Some people laugh. “哈哈,我炸天帮的行事风格,果真与外面那些妖艳贱货不同！”有人大笑。 People walked in abundance. 人们纷纷走了上去。 Many people greeted with Xu Que, even also some people requested the group photo to take a souvenir photo, the handshake, signed. 许多人跟徐缺打招呼,甚至还有人要求合照留影,握手,签名。 The entire atmosphere changed flavor all of a sudden. 整个现场的气氛一下子变味了。 Presents many reporter also face ignorant circles, they make an effort to build the grief and indignation this war all the way very much, even the audience before television and network, was infected arrived. 在场许多记者也一脸懵圈,他们一路上使劲把这一战营造得很悲愤,甚至电视机与网络前的观众,都被感染到了。 Finally now, the battlefield did not have, the remote mountain forest turns into a relaxed leisurely and carefree resort. 结果现在,战场没了,偏僻的山林变成一座轻松悠闲的度假村。 Everyone is lining up, with a weaponry that the Xu Que group photo must sign, living like an idol conference. 每个人都在排队,跟徐缺合照要签名的阵仗,活生生就像一场偶像见面会。 Finally when everyone shakes hand, takes up the tray prepares to join to bake in the team, is frightened arrived. 最后大伙儿握完手,拿起盘子准备加入烧烤队伍中时,又被吓到了。 „Fuck, here many precious food!” “我靠,这里好多名贵的食材啊！” „Boston big lobster, emperor crab, but also is lives!” “波士顿大龙虾,帝王蟹,还全是活的！” „I go, this special endured compared with the luxurious buffet of 5-Star level hotel!” “我去,这特么堪比五星级酒店的豪华自助餐了啊！” „Heaven Exploding Faction awesome!” “炸天帮牛逼！” „666! This was really crisp!” “666！这真的是太爽了！” „Haha, this also comes the value!” “哈哈,这趟还真是来得值呀！” Many people laugh, thorough relaxes, integrates in this vacation atmosphere. 许多人开怀大笑,彻底的放松下来,融入这种度假氛围中。 But audience who at this moment, watches the live broadcast, home overseas, was dumbfounded. 而此刻,观看直播的观众,无论是国内还是国外,都目瞪口呆了。 „I have motherfucker, does not know , said does not work as to say!” “我有一句妈卖批,不知当讲不当讲！” „Mother, I almost burst into tears a moment ago, finally the style transforms is so quick!” “妈的,刚才我都差点流泪了,结果画风转变这么快！” „I felt before, in this world is impossible to have the show operation to make me admire, but I take today!” “我以前觉得,这世上不可能有骚操作能令我敬服,但今天我服了！” „Mother, I just saw PDD, this goods hold bulk lots seafood, smiles like a 200 jin (0.5 kg) fat paper!” “妈的,我刚刚看到PDD了,这货捧着一大盘海鲜,笑得就像一个200斤的胖纸！” „Haha, I also saw 55kai (fifty-fifty), how his changed to lead, traded Wu Yifan skin?” “哈哈,我还看到五五开了,他丫的怎么变帅了,换了吴亦凡皮肤？” „If we had known I also went, now overtakes also with enough time?” “早知道我也去了,现在赶过去还来得及吗？” „Was says, I also admired them very much, can have the so free and easy mentality.” “不过是说真的,我也很佩服他们,能有如此洒脱的心态。” „This is the true facing directly life and death, disregards the life and death!” “这才是真正的直面生死,将生死置之度外！” „Yeah!” “是啊！” In the network various discussions, many people took, has not thought completely will have this show operation. 网络上各种议论,许多人都服了,完全没想到会有这种骚操作。 Meanwhile, outside the mountain forest plundered stream of light, Jiang Hongyan to bring Xu Feifei also to arrive. 与此同时,山林外掠来一道流光,姜红颜带着徐菲菲也到场了。 The people were all attracted the attention, immediately in an uproar: 众人皆被吸引了注意力,顿时哗然: „, The fairy maiden came!” “哇,仙子来了！” „See fairy maiden!” “参见仙子！” „Was too beautiful, saw on the television compared with before also beautiful!” “太美了,比之前在电视上看到的还美！” „Xu Que with her, is really a match!” “徐缺与她,真是般配！” „, Xu Que his younger sister is also very pretty!” “哇,徐缺他妹妹也很漂亮！” Some people looked that asked to Xu Que: „Brother Que, your younger sister single?” 有人看向徐缺问道:“缺哥,你妹妹单身吗？” Xu Que: „Go away!” 徐缺:“滚！” Some people shout: „Brother-in-law, leaves this!” 有人喊道:“大舅子,别这样！” Xu Que: „Go away!” 徐缺:“滚！” The people shouted: „Brother-in-law!” 众人大喊:“大舅子！” A Xu Que heavy line: „Go away!” 徐缺一头黑线:“滚！” „Haha! Do not be noisy, Brother Que was really angry, then he feared that must turn into the national brother-in-law!” People immediately on the scene laughs, scene atmosphere exceptionally relaxed active. “哈哈！你们别闹了,缺哥真生气了,这下他怕是要变成国民大舅子了！”在场众人顿时哈哈大笑起来,场面气氛异常的轻松活跃。 But at this time, Xu Feifei is astonished, dumbfounded. 而此时,徐菲菲一脸愕然,目瞪口呆。 She is also frightened arrived by this at present, unbelievable, the life and death war of reaching an agreement, actually turned into the resort. 她也被眼前这一幕吓到了,难以置信,说好的生死大战,却变成了度假村。 Baking that the people bake, cracking a joke of cracking a joke, with does not have the angel to attack that chapter of matter simply later. 众人烧烤的烧烤,开玩笑的开玩笑,简直就跟待会儿没有天使来袭那回事似的。 „Feifei, Hongyan, comes, tastes chicken wing that I just roasted!” At this time, Xu Que took two fragrant chicken wings to walk. “菲菲,红颜,来来来,尝尝我刚烤的鸡翅！”这时,徐缺拿着两只香喷喷的鸡翅走来。 A Xu Feifei face delay: „Elder Brother, this......? Has won?” 徐菲菲一脸呆滞:“哥,这……这是怎么回事？难道已经打赢了？” At present this scene, really seems like the celebration feast after fight victory. 眼前这幅场面,真的很像是战斗胜利后的庆祝宴。 „No, but actually with winning......” Xu Que beckoned with the hand to say with a smile. “没呢,但其实跟赢了……”徐缺摆手笑道。 Bang! 轰！ However, the words have not said, far spatial transmits a loud sound suddenly, breaks through the sonic barrier the bellow. 然而,话没说完,远空陡然传来一声巨响,突破音障的轰鸣声。 The audience people all are one startled, looks up suddenly. 全场众人皆是一惊,猛然抬头望去。 In distant place cloudy sky, dozens helicopters powerful flies toward here. 远处云空中,数十架直升机威风凛凛的朝这边飞来。 Frontline helicopter, is three Celestial Race, back that to giant and snow white wing tall show/unfolds, with overpowering momentum, speed surprisingly quick! 在直升机最前方,则是三名天人族,背后那对巨大而雪白的翅膀高展着,气势磅礴,速度奇快！ „Came!” The audience everyone's complexion, instantaneously becomes dignified. “来了！”全场所有人的脸色,瞬间变得凝重。 Some people cannot bear swallow the saliva, is shivering at heart, but body as before straight is standing. 有人忍不住咽了咽口水,心里在颤抖,但身体依旧直挺挺的站着。 They know, should come after all will come. 他们知道,该来的终归会来。 But since now played has also played, relaxed has also relaxed, was the time facing the proper business! 但现在既然玩也玩过了,放松也放松过了,是时候面对正事了！ The entire world audience before television and network, turned very quiet at this moment. 电视机与网络前的全世界观众,这一刻也屏住了呼吸。 The three angels in picture, the real imposing manner is extraordinary, just like god, making one unable to bear have the awe. 画面里的三位天使,真的气势非凡,宛若神祇,令人忍不住产生敬畏。 Because in the impression, the angel is sacred holy existence, is the just incarnation. 因为在印象里,天使就是神圣圣洁的存在,是正义的化身。 At the present they soon must with Xu Que also one crowd of China mortal wars, everyone expect result that this fights. 而今他们即将要与徐缺还有一群华夏凡人大战,所有人都在期待这一战的结果。 Bang! 轰！ Finally, follows breaks through the sonic barrier the explosive, three Celestial Race powerhouse catch up, across the sky however vertical, keeping aloof overlooks. 终于,伴随突破音障的爆响,三名天人族强者赶来,横空而立,高高在上的俯视下来。 Sees a below such leisurely and carefree scene, three Celestial Race powerhouse complexion immediately one cold. 见到下方这么一副悠闲的场面,三名天人族强者脸色顿时一冷。 „Snort, one flock of ants, are at death's door, but also dares in this ample food, to really be laughable.” A Celestial Race man ridiculed sneers. “哼,一群蝼蚁,死到临头,还敢在此大鱼大肉,真是可笑。”一名天人族男子讥讽冷笑。 The Celestial Race female looks to Xu Que, the sinking sound shouts: „Xu Que, in three breaths, kneels on the ground mediates! Otherwise I and others conquer by killing China immediately, after China, is a entire world!” 天人族女子看向徐缺,沉声喝道:“徐缺,三息之内,跪在地上自行了断！否则我等立刻血洗华夏,华夏之后,便是全世界！” Bang! 轰隆！ Immediately, a boundless imposing manner and murderous intention, sweep across. 当即,一股磅礴气势与杀机,席卷而出。 The people immediately mind on the scene shakes greatly, even if they prepared dying, may face the grade of imposing manner and words of Celestial Race female, is hard to resist the response of innermost feelings eventually. 在场众人顿时心神巨震,哪怕他们做好了死的准备,可面对天人族女子的这等气势与话语,终究难以抵挡内心的反应。 „hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” At this moment, Xu Que laughs suddenly loudly, stares at three Celestial Race, the eye pupil is narrowing the eyes slightly, said coldly: „My Xu Que eye narrows the eyes, visible is trash! Can you conquer by killing China? Come! Today if you can make China flow a drop of blood, my his mother live broadcast eats- excrement!” 就在这时,徐缺突然放声大笑,盯着三个天人族,眼眸微微一眯,冷声道:“我徐缺眼睛一眯,看见的全是辣鸡！你们要血洗华夏？来啊！今天你们要是能让华夏流一滴血,我他妈直播吃-屎！” Such remarks, audience „”, falls into instantaneously dies the general dreariness. 此言一出,全场“唰”的一下,瞬间陷入死一般的沉寂。 Let China flow a drop of blood, eats on the live broadcast- excrement? 让华夏流一滴血,就直播吃-屎？ My Fuck, Brother Que is your clearly wants to deceive the excrement to eat? 我擦，缺哥你这分明是想要骗屎吃吧？ ...... …… ...... …… 【Recommends «Metropolis of Immortal Venerate book Rebirth» that our Heaven Exploding Faction person on one's own side writes, everyone has the time to go to QQ reading to withstand/top one wave!】 【推荐一本咱们炸天帮自己人写的书《重生之都市仙尊》,大家有时间去QQ阅读顶一波吧！】