Bakayaro? 八嘎呀路？ WTF? 阿西吧？ This...... this what ghost? 这……这什么鬼？ This fellow which people? 这家伙到底哪国人啊？ All of a sudden, several foreign friend ignorant circles, look at each other in dismay. 一下子,几名外国友人懵圈了,面面相觑。 „Did you understand the words of this fellow?” “你们听懂这家伙的话了吗？” „Bakayaro, I know, this fellow is Japan, he is scolding the bad language!” “八嘎呀路,我知道,这家伙是R国的,他在骂脏话！” „Mother, Japan does not have the quality unexpectedly, punches him!” “妈的,R国居然这么没素质,揍他！” „Wait, is not right, I just heard him to say WTF, I had watched the Korean drama before, he certainly is South Korea Oboe!” “等等,不对,我刚刚听到他说阿西吧了,我以前看过韩剧,他一定是H国的欧巴！” „South Korea? No wonder is long fair and clear, the facial features are so fine, certainly is tidies up!” “H国的？难怪长得白白净净,五官这么精致,一定是整容的！” „Not is right, you look at him to dig out the nose excrement the movement, I have looked at the Japan movie , looked quickly, he digging out the nose excrement put the mouth!” “不对不对,你们看他抠鼻屎的动作,我在R国电影上看过,诶诶诶,快看,他把抠出来的鼻屎放嘴里了！” „Fuck me!” “卧槽！” „Right, this fellow certainly is Japan, will otherwise not do such changes- condition matter!” “没错了,这家伙一定是R国的,否则不会干这么变-态的事！” Several foreigners were scared by the Xu Que's action, especially three male, all a face shuts out with the dislike is staring at Xu Que. 几名外国人被徐缺的举动吓坏了,特别是三名男的,皆一脸嫌弃与厌恶的盯着徐缺。 Two Caucasian females also retroceded one step, does not dare to approach, he will also for fear that have what action. 两名白人女子也后退了一步,不敢靠近,生怕他又会有什么举动。 „Bakayaro......” at this time, Xu Que suddenly like insane, cried out strangely, has no more to do with flush away toward. “八嘎呀路噜噜噜……”这时,徐缺突然像疯了一样,怪叫了一声,拔腿就往海里冲去。 Several foreigners have a scare, thinks that he must attack them, the subconsciousness raises the arm. 几名外国人吓了一跳,以为他要攻击他们,下意识举起手臂。 But the next quarter, they were scared. 但下一刻,他们都傻眼了。 Xu Que disregarded them, in the mouth was shouting various strange words, a while „the Yami butterfly”, a while „looks at any”, a while „Ki ink marks”. 徐缺无视了他们,口中喊着各种各样奇怪的话语,一会儿“雅美蝶”,一会儿“看啥米达”,一会儿“Ki墨迹”。 Arrived finally, him shouted loudly one suddenly „a storehouse”, immediately toward. 到最后,他突然高呼一声“一库”,随即一头就往海里扎了进去。 „pū tōng!” “噗通！” Water splash immediately splashes, Xu Que's silhouette vanishes without the shadow directly. 水花顿时飞溅起来,徐缺的身影直接消失无影。 Several foreign friend immediately ignorant circles, opened the mouth. 几名外国友人顿时懵圈了,张大了嘴巴。 „What situation?” “什么情况？” „Did this fellow jump into the sea?” “这家伙跳海了？” „Is Fuck, Madman?” “我靠,是个疯子吗？” „How to appear? He clearly is not our flight!” “到底是怎么出现的？他分明就不是我们航班的！” „No rush, goes to the shore he, at the appointed time ascertains again, perhaps has the means to leave this desert island.” “别急,去岸边等他,到时再问清楚,说不定有办法离开这座荒岛。” Several people took a step to pursue immediately. 几人当即迈步追了上去。 After arrived seashore, they all frown, unexpectedly has not discovered Xu Que's silhouette. 只是到了海边后,他们皆皱起了眉头,竟然没发现徐缺的身影。 This sea is vast, the sea water is also very clear, but could not see Xu Que. 这大海一望无际,海水也很清晰,但偏偏就看不到徐缺了。 „What's the matter? Others?” “怎么回事？他人呢？” „Won't swim to other places goes?” “不会游到其他地方去了吧？” „Is impossible, his swimming champion, still without is so even quick!” “不可能,他就算是游泳冠军,也没这么快啊！” „Right, this place is the sea water, where he can go!” “对呀,这地方全是海水,他能到哪去！” „Sea! You all are the water!” “大海啊！你全是水！” „Was bad, should he not pass toward the deep sea roaming? That is must die without doubt!” “糟了,他该不会往深海游过去了吧？那可是必死无疑的啊！” for a moment, several foreign friends changed countenance. 一时间,几名外国友人动容了。 Swims away toward the deep sea, that radically is the dead end. 往深海游去,那根本就是死路一条。 They one month on the desert island, try the innumerable means to leave, even made a simple boat, finally for five days and five nights had not discovered that any land and great ship, on the boat six people, were almost killed in the sea finally, the dehydration dies, two were swallowed by the shark, two are missing, only then by sea water to returning to ashore. 他们在荒岛上一个月,尝试过无数种办法离开,甚至做了一条简易的小船,结果五天五夜都没有发现任何陆地与大船,最后小船上六个人,几乎丧命在海中,有一个脱水而死,两个被鲨鱼吞掉,两个在海里失踪,只有一个被海水冲回岸上。 After that they know that depends on a ship is only is impossible to leave here, swims let alone? 从那之后,他们就知道单靠一条船是不可能离开这里的,更何况是游泳？ „Ended, he died!” “完了,他死定了！” Several foreigner immediately shake the head, on the face full is regrettable, many issues had not asked with enough time, outsider this that sees only did not have, how can not be disappointed! 几名外国人顿时摇头,脸上满是遗憾,有许多问题还没来得及问,唯一见到的外来人就这没了,怎么能不失望！ ...... …… Meanwhile, Xu Que already hidden leisurely figure, returns to the island secretly. 与此同时,徐缺早就隐逸身形,又偷偷回到岛上。 He takes off human skin mask, the whole body shakes, the sea water of whole body was evaporated instantaneously, changed together with the hair did, was waved to change into a neat short hair by him. 他摘下人皮面具,浑身一震,全身上下的海水瞬间被蒸发,连同头发也变干了,被他一挥手换成了一头清爽的短发。 Following close on, this goods is exchanging one neat gym suit from System Shop, the set on the body, changed, becomes a clean charming young fellow. 紧跟着,这货又从系统商城里兑换出一套整洁的运动服,套在了身上,摇身一变,成一个干净帅气的小伙子。 „Hehe, one flock of ants, play to be no interesting!” Xu Que smiled, patted the clothes, took a step to walk outward. “嘿嘿,一群蝼蚁,玩起来都没啥意思！”徐缺一笑,拍了拍衣服,迈步就往外走去。 Several foreigners also stand in the seashore, in a low voice discussing. 几名外国人还站在海边,低声议论着。 Xu Que on the opens the mouth, shouts in the pure Chinese immediately: „Dissolute, who are you? Why on my island?” 徐缺当即就张口,用纯正的汉语喊道:“放肆,你们是什么人？为何在我的岛上？” Shuā! 唰！ Several foreigner immediately have a scare, has turned around suddenly, after seeing Xu Que, was shocked instantaneously thoroughly. 几名外国人顿时吓了一跳,猛然转过身,看到徐缺后,瞬间就彻底惊呆了。 What situation? 什么情况？ How to come an Asian? 怎么又来一个亚洲人？ „Said you, why on my island, this is the private island, please leave!” Xu Que continues to speak Chinese, pulls a long face to shout. “说你们呢,为何在我的岛上,这是私人岛屿,请你们离开！”徐缺继续讲着中文汉语,绷着脸喝道。 He judged a moment ago from this group of people's dialogue, after this is one crowd of air crashes, falls the survivor on this island, therefore the attire compels to be especially natural, regards this island directly is his own. 他刚才就从这群人的对话中判断出来,这是一群飞机失事后落在这岛上的幸存者,所以装起逼来格外自然,直接就把这座岛当成是他自己的。 Several foreigners actually cannot understand Chinese, a face ignorant circle. 几名外国人却根本听不懂汉语,一脸懵圈。 Suddenly, before that first discovers Xu Que's blonde female Evelyn, somewhat timid weak asking: „Are you Chinese? I can understand the little Chinese!” 突然,那个之前最先发现徐缺的金发女子伊芙琳,有些怯怯懦懦的问道:“请问你是华夏人吗？我听得懂一点点的汉语！” What she uses is English, Xu Que also responds simply in English: „Right, I am Chinese, this is my family's islands, do you do to here?” 她用的是英语,徐缺也干脆用英语回应道:“没错,我是华夏人,这是我家的岛屿,你们到这里来干什么？” „What?” As soon as several people listen, cannot help but startled. “什么？”几人一听,不由得一怔。 „Your islands?” A black man face doubt! “你的岛屿？”黑人男子一脸狐疑！ „This is how possible, but here Atlantic Ocean!” The Caucasian female Lucy also astonished say/way of short hair. “这怎么可能,这里可是大西洋啊！”短发的白人女子露西也惊愕道。 The stature strong white man actually sneers: „Chinese really likes boasting, no matter how I you come, you are best to lead us to go out, otherwise do not blame the father not being impolite!” 身材健硕的白人男子却冷笑一声:“华夏人果然都爱吹牛,我不管你是怎么来的,你最好带我们出去,否则别怪老子不客气！” „Charlie, leaves this, we do not know that which island now this is, likely is really his islands!” The Evelyn busy drew the white man, urged. “查理,别这样,我们现在也不知道这是哪座岛,很可能真的是他的岛屿！”伊芙琳紧忙拉了拉白人男子,劝道。 Charlie actually broke free from the hand of Evelyn directly, angry quirk: „Father stayed for a month in this damned place, has stayed greasily! Your this group of country bumpkins said that must go to Europe to play, will the father fall to this place?” 查理却直接甩开了伊芙琳的手,恼火道:“老子在这个鬼地方待了一个多月,已经呆腻了！要不是你们这群傻帽说要去欧洲玩,老子会落到这种地方吗？” „Charlie, you......” “查理,你……” „Your what you? This damned place did not have the signal, a father telephone to call in the family/home to set sail to take me to go back, now falls to this situation, all was you harms!” “你什么你？要不是这鬼地方没信号,老子一个电话就能叫家里开船出来接我回去了,现在落到这种地步,全都是你们害的！” Charlie said angrily, looks directly to Xu Que, the sinking sound said: „Hey, Yellow Monkey, I, no matter this is your island, this place is very in any case rotten, I request you to lead me to leave here now immediately, I can give you money to work as the reward!” 查理愤怒说完,直接看向徐缺,沉声道:“嘿,黄皮猴子,我不管这是不是你的小岛,反正这地方很烂,我现在要求你立刻带我离开这里,我可以给你一大笔钱当报酬！” Yohe, is quite rampant! 哟呵,好嚣张呀！ Xu Que was happy immediately, plays money with me? Come! 徐缺当即乐了,跟我玩钱？来啊！ „Leads you to walk?” “带你们走？” He immediately shook the head, a face is: „This is not perhaps good, my transportation vehicle is limited!” 他当即摇了摇头,一脸为难道:“这恐怕不行呀,我交通工具有限！” „Has not related, we can push! Mister, is your ship big? How many people can ride?” Lucy asked immediately. “没关系的,我们可以挤一挤！先生,您的船多大？可以乘坐多少人？”露西立马问道。 „Or we can first leave several people, so long as you gave us a thing to eat were OK, after going out to seek help, the rescue crew will also come!” “或者我们可以先离开几个人,你只要给我们一点东西吃就可以了,等出去求助后,救援队也会来的！” „Right right, so long as made the rescue crew know us in this enough!” Evelyn is also busy at nodding. “对没错,只要让救援队知道我们在这就够了！”伊芙琳也忙点了点头。 „fart!” Charlie scolded one suddenly, the whole face not anti- say/way: „Must keep you to remain, I must first leave in any case, this damned place I have received enough. Yellow Monkey, your ship how much money, father buys.” “放屁！”查理却陡然骂了一句,满脸不耐道:“要留你们自己留着,反正我必须先离开,这鬼地方我已经受够了。黄皮猴子,你的船多少钱,老子买下来。” „Eh, my ship is not big, you look, on a small yacht!” Xu Que is saying, puts out a hand a finger/refers, the seashore of directional not far away. “额,我的船不大,你们看,也就一条小游艇！”徐缺说着,伸手一指,指向不远处的海边。 Several foreigners turn head to look, immediately was scared. 几名外国人扭头看去,顿时傻眼了。 Small yacht? 小游艇？ The paralysis, this is in Atlantic Ocean the remote desert island! Can your small yacht also arrive at this? 麻痹,这可是大西洋上偏僻的荒岛啊！你丫的一条小游艇还能开到这来？ Some Charlie also dumbfounded, a small yacht 1 million, in his family/home can afford, but drives this small yacht to return to United States, perhaps is not realistic! 查理也有些愣神,一条小游艇百万,他家里还是买得起的,但是开这小游艇回到M国,恐怕不现实啊！ „Eh, right, submarine!” “额,对了,还有艘潜水艇！” At this time, Xu Que put out a hand to aim at another one suddenly border and coastal. 这时,徐缺突然又伸手指向另一边海。 Several foreigners turn head to look, thorough ignorant circle. 几名外国人又扭头看去,彻底懵圈了。 Another side seashore, if really stopped a giant submarine, but also floats in the seashore. 另一边的海边,果真停了一条巨大的潜水艇,还浮在海边上。 Fuck me! 卧槽！ This...... is this possible? 这……这怎么可能？ Big hadn't such submarine, how seen a moment ago? 这么大的潜水艇,刚才怎么没看到？ Damn? 见鬼了啊？ Charlie is directly inflexible in same place, the whole face is out of sorts. 查理更是直接僵固在原地,满脸失神。 Submarine, mother, this was sells with his parents him could not afford! 潜水艇,妈的,这是把他跟他爸妈卖了也买不起啊！ Will Chinese, how probably have such big submarine? 一个华夏人,怎么可能会拥有这么大一条潜水艇的？ "Ah! these are I play with the big toy since childhood, is my childhood recollection, therefore is unsellable! The volume, embarrassed, first did not tell you, my aircraft carrier came, meet again|goodbye! ” Xu Que said, takes a step to walk in another direction. “啊！不过这些都是我从小玩到大的玩具,是我的童年回忆,所以都不能卖！额,不好意思哈,先不跟你们说了,我的航空母舰来了,再见！”徐缺说完,迈步朝另一个方向走去。 Several foreigner hearing this, the whole body trembles immediately, the whole face is panic-stricken. 几名外国人闻言,当即浑身一颤,满脸惊骇。 The yacht, does the submarine play with the big toy since childhood? 游艇,潜水艇是从小玩到大的玩具？ Also does his mother have the aircraft carrier? 还他妈有航空母舰？ Wait, navigation...... aircraft carrier? 等等,航……航空母舰？ Several people responded immediately, suddenly following Xu Que the direction looked. 几人当即反应过来,猛然顺着徐缺所走的方向望去。 Sure enough, in the sea level a giant incomparable aircraft carrier, is going to come slowly. 果不其然,海面上一艘巨大无比的航空母舰,正缓缓行驶而来。 ...... …… ...... …… 【Fourth! The monthly ticket, asked the monthly ticket, Yaya!】 【第四更！月票,求月票啦,耶耶！】