Big Pure Heart Palace, dies at this moment general quiet, completely silent! 诺大的清心宫,此刻死一般沉寂,鸦雀无声！ Everyone was scared, dumbfounded, unbelievable! 所有人都傻眼了,目瞪口呆,难以置信！ Your Imperial Majesty, how supreme existence, one generation of rulers! 皇上,多么至高无上的存在,一代帝皇！ But now, he kneels before young people unexpectedly, is shouting „adoptive father”? 可现在,他竟然跪在一个年轻人面前,大喊着“干爹”？ At this moment, everyone head blank, is hard to respond. 这一刻,所有人都脑袋一片空白,难以反应过来。 A King of Jin face is panic-stricken. 晋王一脸惊骇。 The young princess put out a hand closely to cover the small mouth! 小郡主伸手紧紧捂住了小口！ Zixia Fairy lost the past memory, but also was shocks at this moment. 紫霞仙子失去以往的记忆,可此刻亦是震撼不已。 Even Queen even/including, almost faints! 甚至连太后,都差点晕过去！ „How this...... was this?” “这……这是怎么了？” „Your Imperial Majesty, what your makes?” “皇上,您这是做什么？” „Your Imperial Majesty, you are the dragon body that 95 revere, how can like this kneeling person?” “皇上,您乃是九五之尊的龙体,怎可这样跪人？” At this time, Imperial Guard and court eunuch who palace maid the rear area caught up with, called out in alarm in abundance, runs comes to draw Emperor to set out. 这时,后方赶来的禁卫与太监宫女,纷纷惊呼,跑上前来要拉皇帝起身。 Unexpectedly, Emperor actually angrily rebukes suddenly: „Dissolute, Zhi Zun Bao is Our adoptive father, you hasn't paid respects to the adoptive father quickly?” 不料,皇帝却突然怒斥:“放肆,至尊宝乃是朕的干爹,尔等还不快向干爹请安？” What? 啥？ Also wants us to pay respects with him? 还要我们跟他请安？ The people are instantaneously scared, look at each other in dismay, somewhat felt helpless. 众人瞬间傻眼,面面相觑,有些不知所措了。 Properly speaking, the sovereign life presses, since Your Imperial Majesty opens the mouth, no matter has been rational, they must comply. 按理来说,皇命难为,既然皇上开口,不管有没有理,他们都得照做。 But...... but, how this special can make? 可……可是,这特么要怎么弄啊？ What should call this youngster? 该叫这个少年什么？ Called the adoptive father? Does that treason and heresy, suspend itself and Your Imperial Majesty high position equally? 叫干爹？那岂不是大逆不道,把自己摆得跟皇上一样高的位置？ Called the dry/does grandfather? This rank is not right! 叫干爷爷？这辈分也不对呀！ Suddenly at this moment, an old court eunuch „” kneels down, kowtows to shout toward Xu Que: „I and others all are the Your Imperial Majesty people, the Your Imperial Majesty adoptive father, is I and other grandfather, the old servant sees the dry/does grandfather!” 突然就在这时,一名老太监“啪”的一声跪下,朝徐缺磕头喊道:“我等皆是皇上的子民,皇上的干爹,便是我等的爷爷,老奴参见干爷爷！” Fuck! 靠！ The people the corners of the mouth pull out immediately. 众人当即嘴角一抽。 Words that explained that did grandfather name appropriately actually also! 这么解释的话,干爷爷这个叫法倒是也合适的！ But, kneels such a young youngster, called the dry/does grandfather? This special highly improper! 可是,跪这么一个年轻的少年,叫干爷爷？这特么成何体统啊！ „Yo, is really sensible!, Enjoys your tank to play!” At this time, saying that Xu Que smiled. “哟,真懂事！来来来,赏你们一辆坦克玩！”这时,徐缺笑眯眯的说道。 The hand wields, two tanks drive slowly, very arrived in front of them. 手一挥,两辆坦克缓缓驶来,挺到了他们面前。 Emperor said immediately loudly: „Thanks the adoptive father!” 皇帝当即大声道:“谢谢干爹！” The old court eunuch also busy shouts: „Many thanks does the grandfather!” 老太监也紧忙喊道:“多谢干爷爷！” The people stared in a big way a pupil again. 众人再次瞪大了眼眸。 Is mother, so careless? 妈的,这么草率？ Shouted that an adoptive father with doing the grandfather, can obtain such a terrifying steel monster? 喊句干爹跟干爷爷,就能得到这么恐怖的一件钢铁怪物？ „Bang!” „Bang!” „Bang!” “砰！”“砰！”“砰！” The next quarter, the audience many people ready dead and Imperial Guard, knelt suddenly completely, to Xu Que, bows the head to kowtow, cried out with one voice: „See does the grandfather!” 下一刻,全场众多死士与禁卫,陡然间全部跪了下来,面向徐缺,俯首磕头,齐声呐喊:“参见干爷爷！” „~ ~” “诶~~” Xu Que incomparably satisfied complied with one, in the heart had been wild with joy! 徐缺无比满足的应了一声,心中已然乐坏了！ The eye pupil sweeps to a King of Jin and queen mother of face delay, on the face cannot help but showed inexpensively the happy expression. 眼眸扫向一脸呆滞的晋王与太后,脸上不由得露出了贱兮兮的笑意。 King of Jin is about to collapse at this moment, he looks at Emperor panic-strickenly, actually could not think through to have anything. 晋王此刻已经快崩溃了,他惊骇的看着皇帝,始终想不通究竟发生了什么。 Is Your Imperial Majesty asks him to kill Xu Que's obviously, finally the person has not killed, this Emperor runs over to recognize the opposite party unexpectedly is an adoptive father, this special isn't pit this King? 明明是皇上叫他来杀徐缺的,结果人没杀成,这皇帝居然屁颠屁颠跑过来认对方为干爹,这特么不是坑本王吗？ Stands in nearby queen mother, at this time is to also be hard slow the god! 站在一旁的太后,此时亦是难以缓过神！ In her heart thorough disorderly, thought that all these are too at present incredible, does not believe real. 她心中已经彻底凌乱,觉得眼前这一切都太荒诞了,根本不相信是真的。 „Queen mother, how you are also standing, why doesn't pay respects to the adoptive father?” At this time, Emperor raised the head suddenly, looked that asked to the queen mother. “太后,你怎么还站着,为何不向干爹请安？”这时,皇帝突然抬头,看向太后问道。 Queen mother immediately was scared, whole face delay. 太后顿时傻眼了,满脸呆滞。 The people were also ignorant the circle, did Your Imperial Majesty actually also request the queen mother to pay respects to this young people? 众人也懵圈了,皇上竟然还要求太后给这个年轻人请安？ How this...... should this call? 这……这又该怎么称呼啊？ The queen mother is the Your Imperial Majesty Royal Mother, this youngster is the Your Imperial Majesty adoptive father, how does the queen mother want to call this youngster? 太后是皇上的母后,这少年又是皇上的干爹,那太后要怎么称呼这少年？ „, Considers as finished, no joking, stopped!” A Xu Que face blushes with shame to say. “呃,算了算了,别闹了,到此为止吧！”徐缺一脸汗颜道。 After all this scene, he somewhat was also unable to continue watching. 毕竟这场面,他也有些看不下去了。 Also along with casual attire acting cool, educates Emperor that these keep aloof in any case with the prince, as for the queen mother, Xu Que does not think that she is extremely embarrassed. 反正也只是随便装装逼,教育一下这些高高在上的皇帝跟王爷,至于太后,徐缺倒也不想她太过难堪。 „Ok, you drew back! Later is all right do not come to disturb me, knew?” Xu Que light opens the mouth, self-important saying. “行了,尔等都退下吧！以后没什么事别来打扰我,知道了吗？”徐缺淡淡开口,老气横秋的说道。 Although the people in the heart refuse to accept, but also can only lower the head to respond to sound „compliantly”, later drew back in abundance. 众人虽然心中不服,但也只能低头回应了声“遵命”,随后纷纷退了下去。 King of Jin also braces oneself, draws back secretly, immediately catches up with Emperor, inquired his outcome what's the matter! 晋王也硬着头皮,偷偷退下,随即追上皇帝,询问他究竟怎么回事！ Emperor is serious, sinking sound said: „This matter must raise not again! From now on, he is my most respected person, is my adoptive father, anyone of you must alarm him not, will otherwise execute by beheading!” 皇帝一脸严肃,沉声道:“此事莫要再提！从今往后,他就是我最尊敬的人,是我的干爹,你们谁都莫要去惊扰他,否则就地问斩！” Then, he flings the sleeve to go, only leaves behind a King of Jin face ignorant circle disorderly in wind! 说完,他甩袖而去,只留下晋王一脸懵圈的凌乱在风中！ ...... …… But at this time, Xu Que has returned to Pure Heart Palace. 而此时,徐缺已然回到清心宫。 The queen mother thinks that on comes to inquire actually he made anything, but the Xu Que direct rejection talked with her, after returning to the resting palace, then closed the door, the review ceremony does not want to work. 太后本想上前来询问他究竟做了什么,可徐缺直接拒绝与她对话,回到寝宫里后,便关上了房门,连阅兵仪式也不想进行下去了。 He sits on the chair, face anger, is staring at System Interface. 他坐在椅子上,正一脸怒意,盯着系统界面。 Because in a moment ago, System sent in the information, the Honk Honk Beat a Person order that he transmitted before, is received. 因为就在刚才,系统发来了信息,他之前发送出去的滴滴打人订单,已经被接下了。 This is a good deed, but that ordering „Ye Qiu”, was too simply rampant, leaves a message unexpectedly! 这原本是件好事,可那个接单的“叶秋”,简直太嚣张了,竟然还留了言！ „Xu Que your bi bastard well just wait! Dares to make my Cool King Ye Qiu run about, moreover only spends Acting Cool Points to be spicy! Honk Honk Beat a Person, the mission must reach. A month to ten years of speed of light delivers, regardless of you in Immortal World, every in Demon World. Within ten years will certainly deliver. Honk Honk Beat a Person your trustworthy good brand......” “徐缺你个哔崽子好好等着吧！敢让我逼王叶秋跑腿,而且只花一点装逼值辣！滴滴打人,使命必达。一个月到十年光速送到,无论您在仙界、凡界还是在魔界。十年之内必将送达。滴滴打人您值得信赖的好品牌……” Oh Fuck me! 哎哟卧槽！ ** Bastard! **崽子！ Xu Que more looks at this message, more is not glad, wants to clash Earth at the scene, the opposite party patting! 徐缺越看这道留言,越是不乐意,当场就想冲出去地球,把对方给拍死！ But considering that currently does not have the means to return to Earth, he has to depress the anger temporarily. 但考虑到目前并没有办法回地球,他只好暂时压下怒气。 After hesitating little, he calls System Interface, a face teased: „System, opens Interface, I want that ordering Ye Qiu to return to words!” 沉吟了少许后,他唤出系统界面,一脸戏谑道:“系统,把界面打开,我要那个接单的叶秋回个话！” The “Ding, online success, asking Host to leave a message! ” “叮，联机成功,请宿主留言！” The Xu Que eyebrow selects, looks at the message center, sneers saying: „Ye Qiu? This year dares to the person of my Cool Saint Xu Que such speech, to be rarely seen! Do not think that your daughter grows moe, I will not hit you! Now this Cool Saint will soon step into Body Fusion Stage, matchless, your cellphone card best deliver a bit faster with the smoke, otherwise...... hmph hmph when the time comes, this Cool Saint ‚difference comments’ can kill you!” 徐缺眉毛一挑,看着留言板,冷笑道:“叶秋是吧？这年头敢对我逼圣徐缺这么说话的人,已经不多见了！别以为你女儿长得萌,我就不会打你！如今本逼圣即将踏入合体期,举世无敌,你的手机卡跟烟最好快点送过来,否则到时候……哼哼,本逼圣一个‘差评’就能弄死你！” Then, Xu Que then pressed down the transmission key well satisfied! 说完,徐缺这才心满意足的按下了发送键！ But does not have a while, he eyebrow selects, calls the message plank road again: „Right, the this Cool Saint also important things must talk to you, you then send your daughter's picture and measurements, this matter relates to the world peace, was sure to remember that must attach great importance to!” 但没一会儿,他又眉毛一挑,再次唤出留言板道:“对了,本逼圣还有一件重要的事情要跟你谈,你回头把你女儿的照片以及三围发过来,此事关系到世界和平,切记要重视！” The “Ding, Honk Honk Beat a Person function stipulated that to avoid plane is chaotic, both sides can only transmit a message mutually! ” “叮，滴滴打人功能规定,为了避免位面混乱,双方只能相互发送一次留言！” „I scratch!” Xu Que immediately flew into a rage! “我擦！”徐缺顿时急眼了！ Unexpectedly can only transmit one time? 居然只能发送一次？ No! The most important words have not passed on unexpectedly, this...... this is must have an accident! 别啊！最重要的话竟然没传出去,这……这是要出事的呀！ “Ding, this Honk Honk Beat a Person function ended, asking Host to await calmly the opposite party to deliver goods! ” “叮，本次滴滴打人功能结束,请宿主静候对方送货！” System made a sound again, following close on, the Honk Honk Beat a Person function from Interface dim, how whatever Xu Que presses, does not have the means to call again. 系统再次响了一声,紧跟着,滴滴打人功能从界面上黯淡了下去,任凭徐缺怎么按,都没办法再唤出来。 After all this function, he can only use at present one time, next time will want to use again, must first make System upgrade! 毕竟这个功能,他目前只能使用一次,下次想要再使用,就必须先让系统进行升级了！ „, Was too weak, this Honk Honk Beat a Person function, is also uncomfortable with a point! Snort, sooner or later, this Cool Saint will reorganize the list on Honk Honk Beat a Person, then wears the golden armor vestment, is stepping on seven color auspicious clouds, teaches!” “啧啧,太弱了,这滴滴打人功能,用得一点也不爽！哼,早晚有一天,本逼圣会把滴滴打人上的名单整理出来,然后身披金甲圣衣,踩着七彩祥云,一个个都教训一遍！” Xu Que snort/hum, this withdrew from System Interface. 徐缺哼了一声,这才退出了系统界面。 ...... …… But the following years, were the Xu Que most unendurable time! 而接下来的岁月,就是徐缺最难熬的时刻了！ He only used a puppet symbol, became the Emperor adoptive father directly, turns into the position in the imperial palace to high existence, even the queen mothers take him not to have the means! 他只动用了一张傀儡符,直接成了皇帝的干爹,在皇宫中变成地位最至高的存在,连太后都拿他没办法！ But as the matter stands, the life instantaneously became arid. 可这样一来,生活瞬间又变得枯燥了。 From the beginning, Xu Que can also drive the tank, drives the helicopter to run around, but the exempt from taxation card can only use three times, only has a day of deadline each time. 一开始,徐缺还能开着坦克,开着直升机到处乱跑,可是免租卡只能使用三次,每次只有一天的期限。 After Xu Que used one time, was weary thoroughly. 徐缺才动用了一次后,就彻底厌倦了。 In order to kill this bored time, he starts to be all right toward the place that the queen mother is listed runs, starts to run toward the Zixia Fairy room, to finally the room of young princess, became his land that must fight. 为了打发这无聊的时光,他开始没事往太后暂居的地方跑,开始往紫霞仙子的房间跑,到最后小郡主的房间,也成了他的必争之地。 As the time passes, this life, continued obstinately for five years! 随着时光流逝,这种生活,愣是持续了五年！ During five years, had many matter! 五年间,发生了许多事情！ The person in imperial palace has been used to Xu Que's to exist, one year of neighboring country enemy attacks, Xu Que used the exempt from taxation card, summons large quantities of high-tech arming, merely one day of time, not only repelled the opposite party, but also put down to the bang the imperial palace of opposite party while convenient, finally the entire national annexation! 皇宫中的人已然习惯了徐缺的存在,有一年邻邦敌国来袭,徐缺动用了免租卡,召出大批高科技武装,仅仅一天时间,不仅打退了对方,还顺便把对方的皇宫给轰平了,最后将整个国家吞并！ After this matter, does not have the enemy to invade one's territory again, all countries are Li Country offer the tribute every year! 此事之后,再无敌国来犯,所有国家每年争相为李国献贡！ The queen mother in one year, was also taken by Xu Que, Xu Que achieved the achievement of day illusion smoothly, was rewarded five thousand Acting Cool Points by System! 太后也在某一年里,被徐缺拿下,徐缺顺利达成了日幻象的成就,被系统奖励了五千点装逼值！ Young princess and Zixia Fairy, was taken by him! 小郡主与紫霞仙子,也被他拿下！ , The years in a hurry, snap fingers gradually Kuwata! 渐渐地,岁月匆匆,弹指桑田！ A year passes by! 一年过去！ Five years pass by! 五年过去！ Ten years pass by! 十年过去！ 30 years pass by! 三十年过去！ Xu Que was old, Zixia Fairy was also old. 徐缺老了,紫霞仙子也老了。