Next day, Xu Que also pours in the bedding, cannot get up! 第二天,徐缺还倒在被窝里,死活起不来！ Before was cultivator(s), did not sleep is also all right, was still healthy and vigorous. 以前身为修士,不睡觉也没事,依旧精神奕奕。 But now degenerates into the body of mortal, he discovered that stays up 1-2 all night casually, the whole person almost died. 但现在沦为凡人之躯,他发现随便熬1-2通宵,整个人就差点死掉。 Has the System self-recovery function luckily, otherwise comes for several months, the body possibly really took one day to be inferior for day. 幸好有系统的自动恢复功能,否则才来几个月,身体可能真的要一天不如一天了。 On this day he rests arrived one after another at noon, the sluggish opening eyes pupil, in the heart starts to heave a sigh. 这一天他接连睡到了大中午,才懒懒散散的睁开眼眸,心中就开始哀声叹气。 Without the means that the day was too boring! 没办法,日子太无聊了！ Not long, one generation of Cool King, are sight, who once wants to fall to this situation unexpectedly, disconsolate! 曾几何时,一代逼王,多么风光,谁曾想竟然会落到这种地步,惆怅啊！ „Oh!” “唉！” Xu Que also heavily sighed, called System Interface again, wants to look to look at any fun, today takes to play. 徐缺又重重叹了口气,再次唤出系统界面,想找找看有什么好玩的东西,今天都拿出来玩玩。 However strolled most System Shop, can make him be interested except for the smoke, other makes him feel that does not have the meaning very much. 然而逛了大半个系统商城,除了烟能让他提起兴趣,其余的都让他觉得很没意思。 Until unties the System package, Xu Que was startled. 直到打开系统包裹的时候,徐缺才怔了一下。 Wraps in the check, but also is lying down three gift package, is he since Nascent Soul Stage, had not gone to open „growth big gift package”! 包裹格子里,还躺着三个礼包,正是他从元婴期至今,一直没去打开过的“成长大礼包”！ Each realm enhances a big equivalent, will obtain growth big gift package, the thing that because opens each time, was well below that „mysterious big gift package” awesome, Xu Que is disinclined to open completely. 每一次境界提高一个大等阶,都会获得成长大礼包,但因为每次开出来的东西,都远远不如“神秘大礼包”牛逼,徐缺都完全懒得去开启。 But this time, in every possible way bored, he came the interest! 但这次,百般无聊之下,他来兴趣了！ „Puts is also putting, plays also well, this time does Lucky Aura to try, I do not believe also start out one pile of trash!” Xu Que smiles, gu slid to sit from the bed. “放着也是放着,开来玩玩也好,这次搞个气运光环试一下,我就不信还开出一堆辣鸡！”徐缺笑了笑,一咕溜从床上坐了起来。 The intention moves, he opened Lucky Aura, simultaneously vision locking „growth big gift package”, meditates-- „to open!” 心念一动,他开启了气运光环,同时目光锁定其中一个“成长大礼包”,默念一声——“开！” Whiz! 嗖！ Instantaneously, gift package was opened, several stream of light sneak into several blank checks that System packages. 瞬间,礼包被打开来,几道流光窜入系统包裹的几个空白格子上。 Xu Que closed „Lucky Aura” immediately, the vision sweeps to System packages Interface. 徐缺当即关闭了“气运光环”,目光扫向系统包裹界面。 【Low Level puppet symbol】: Talisman that in Evil Dao the person most likes! Does not need the True Essence Strength stimulation of movement, so long as drips into the blood, again its post on cultivator(s) or the mortal, may control the thought and action of opposite party completely!( Attention: This Talisman is Low Level, can only control Foundation Establishment Stage following cultivator(s) and mortal) 【低级傀儡符】:邪道中人最为喜欢的符箓！无需真元力催动,只要滴入血液,再将其贴在修士或凡人身上,可完全操控对方的思想与举动！(注意:此符箓为低级,只能控制筑基期以下修士与凡人) 【Signal intensifier】: This item is a item, may strengthen the signal reception and transmission, the intensifier number are more, the effect is stronger! 【信号增强器】:该物品为道具,可增强信号接收与发送,增强器数量越多,效果越强！ „I scratch! 666!” “我擦！666啊！” Sees these two item brightly, Xu Que immediately at present one. 看到这两个物品,徐缺当即眼前一亮。 Properly speaking, these things as before are trash! 按理来说,这些东西依旧是辣鸡！ But regarding present this situation Xu Que, that 【Low Level puppet symbol】 Simply is Divine Tool existence. 但对于现在这种处境的徐缺来说,那张【低级傀儡符】简直就是神器般的存在。 First does not need the True Essence Strength stimulation of movement, this is most essential, very suitable mortal condition he. 首先不需要真元力催动,这是最关键的,很适合凡人状态的他。 Then this Talisman can also control others' thought and action, returns awesome compared with the hypnosis, explodes simply fiercely! 接着这张符箓还能控制别人的思想与举动,比催眠还牛逼,简直厉害爆炸！ „Haha, I must control the queen mother, making her marry me for...... bah is not right, making her marry me, later I was the overlord! Also serves a need to prepare for war to fight for state power?” Xu Que is excited immediately. “哈哈,我要控制太后,让她娶我为……呸不对,让她嫁给我,以后我就是太上皇了啊！还用得着去招兵买马打天下吗？”徐缺登时兴奋起来。 Now he really bored to going crazy, but the appearance of this Talisman, lets his found life finally the pleasure. 现在他是真的无聊到发疯了,可这张符箓的出现,终于让他找到了人生的乐趣。 „Well, what ghost but is this signal intensifier? And marriage affinity red thread with black stick similar item? Faint, I now in cultivation world! Wants the yarn the signal?” “咦,不过这信号增强器是什么鬼？还是个与姻缘红绳跟黑棍同类型的道具？晕,我现在是在修仙界啊！要毛线的信号啊？” Xu Que looks to second item, a immediately face shuts out, shakes the head again and again. 徐缺看向第二件物品,顿时一脸嫌弃,连连摇头。 This thing uses on Earth, will have a hair function in cultivation world, whose cultivation world his mother will construct the signal station? Difficult to be inadequate also to be able in cultivation world to telephone Earth? 这东西在地球上用也就罢了,在修仙界有毛作用,修仙界谁他妈会建信号站啊？难不成还能在修仙界打电话回地球吗？ Un, wait/etc, should not use? 嗯,等等,该不会就是这么用的吧？ Fuck me! 雾草！ Fuck me Fuck me! 雾草雾草！ Thinks that this points, Xu Que awakens suddenly, the heart jumps crazily! 想到这点，徐缺猛然惊醒,心脏狂跳！ If this item really can the signal enhancement, enabling him to relate Earth in cultivation world, that was simply invincible! 如果这道具真的能把信号增强到,让他在修仙界都可以联系到地球,那简直无敌了啊！ „It is not good, hurries to try!” “不行,赶紧试试！” Xu Que has not hesitated, including a moment ago most joyful „puppet symbol” abandoned, takes out the signal intensifier directly! 徐缺没有迟疑,连刚才最欣喜的“傀儡符”都遗弃了,直接取出信号增强器！ However said that is calls „signal intensifier”, is actually one seems like very ordinary antenna. 不过说是叫“信号增强器”,其实就是一根看上去很普通的天线。 Xu Que takes the antenna, places in the window position immediately, simultaneously calls System Shop, exchanged intelligent cellphone directly. 徐缺拿着天线,立马放在窗口位置上,同时唤出系统商城,直接兑换了一部智能手机。 But the essential issue came, without the cellphone card! 但关键的问题又来了,没手机卡！ Xu Que strolls entire System Shop, could not find the cellphone card obstinately, related item does not have continually! 徐缺逛遍整个系统商城,愣是找不到手机卡,连相关的物品都没有！ „My Fuck, System, you are non-specialized! Sells cellphone actually not to sell the cellphone card, does the wool?” Xu Que immediately must complain anxiously. “我擦，系统,你不专业啊！卖手机却不卖手机卡,搞毛啊？”徐缺顿时急得吐槽起来。 System ice-cold response: „According to the star that Host is at showed, sells the cellphone enterprise, will not sell the cellphone card!” 系统冰冷回应:“根据宿主所在的星球显示,出售手机的企业,也不会卖手机卡！” Fuck! 靠！ Xu Que immediately is dumbfounded. 徐缺顿时哑口无言。 What to do can this? Others System also said right, sells cellphone not to stipulate that must sell the cellphone card! 这能怎么办？人家系统说得也没错,卖手机又没有规定得卖手机卡！ Hey! In a good mood! 嘿呀！好气啊！ Xu Que incomparably goes wild. 徐缺无比抓狂起来。 Looked obviously arrived can with the opportunity that Earth contacts, finally actually defeats, in did not have in the cellphone card! 明明看到了能与地球联系的机会,结果却败在了没手机卡上！ „Well, wait/etc!” “咦,等等！” Suddenly, Xu Que thinks arrived anything, the busy asks: „System, does Honk Honk Beat a Person have the stipulation only to hit the person?” 突然,徐缺想到了什么,紧忙开口询问:“系统,滴滴打人有规定只能打人吗？” “Ding, Host currently has one time the opportunity of using the Honk Honk Beat a Person function, this function does not limit to hitting the person, but also contained demanded payment, the audience to be a guest performer, airport to pick, run about and other functions! ” The System response said, simultaneously sprang window Interface. “叮，宿主目前有一次使用滴滴打人功能的机会,此功能不局限于打人,还包含了催债、观众客串、机场接机、跑腿等功能！”系统回应道,同时弹出了一个窗口界面。 In Interface listed the price lists of various functions, hitting the person and demands payment is most expensive, the next best is the audience is a guest performer with the airport takes the opportunity, is runs about this points, to be very cheap on the contrary! 界面里列出了各种功能的价格表,打人与催债是最贵的,次之是观众客串与机场借机,反倒是跑腿这一点，十分便宜！ „Became!” Xu Que relaxes immediately greatly. “成了成了！”徐缺当即大松了一口气。 Runs about this function, for existence that he is tailor! 跑腿这个功能,就是为他量身打造的存在呀！ „System, I must use the Honk Honk Beat a Person function, helping me find a person, buys the cellphone card in Earth, sends to me!” Xu Que smiles saying that in the heart is very excited. “系统,我要用滴滴打人功能,帮我找个人,在地球买张手机卡,送来给我！”徐缺笑眯眯道,心中无比激动。 In any case the hitting person function in Honk Honk Beat a Person, he estimated for dozens years is not not possible to have the opportunity to be useful, because hit in the person function, all was some awesome characters, summoned one to over a million Acting Cool Points, where could call! 反正滴滴打人中的打人功能,他估计几十年内都不可能有机会用得上了,因为打人功能里,全是些牛逼的人物,召唤一个都得上百万点装逼值,哪里叫得起啊！ However the running about function was different, excellent in quality and reasonable in price . Moreover the different characters deliver goods, the price is different! 但是跑腿功能就不一样了,物美价廉,而且不同人物送货,价格还不一样！ Xu Que looks at to the function list time, stared at the person of being the first. 徐缺看向功能列表的时候,一眼就盯上了排在首位的人。 „Cool King Ye Qiu? Oh Fuck me, ** does the bastard, dare to pretend to be my Cool King title unexpectedly?” Xu Que almost the violent jumps immediately. “逼王叶秋？哎哟卧槽,**崽子,竟然敢冒充我逼王的称号？”徐缺当即差点暴跳起来。 Nowadays, Cool King some title also people snatch, this also has the natural justice, has the law of the land? 这年头,逼王的称号还有人抢,这还有天理,有王法吗？ „Called Cool King also even, but where had the Cool King charge is so cheap, ran about to want 1 Acting Cool Points? What this with delivering to distinguish? My Xu Que rather dies honorably, to not live dishonorably, 1 Acting Cool Points does not gain to you, I ask others to go!” Xu Que complained, most could not look at others acting cool before him. “叫逼王也就算了,可是哪有逼王收费这么便宜的,跑个腿只要一点装逼值？这跟送有什么区别？我徐缺宁可玉碎,不为瓦全,一点装逼值都不给你赚,我找别人去！”徐缺一个劲吐槽,最看不得别人在他面前装逼了。 However complained, while looked the charges of others after the list, Xu Que stopped the sound. 然而一边吐槽,一边看向列表里其他人的收费后,徐缺就止住声音了。 Arranges at the second place person, is called Cool King Chen Beixuan, charge hundred thousand Acting Cool Points! 排在第二名的人,叫做逼王陈北玄,收费十万点装逼值！ The third place person, called Cool King Li Qiye, collected fees million Acting Cool Points! 第三名的人,叫逼王李七夜,收费一百万点装逼值！ „Considers as finished, my Xu Que is not the person of being calculating, as a great person, must to possess forbearance a person of quantity! Schoolmate Ye Qiu is very good, Cool King this title gave you, as for me, ahem, from now on, I will be Cool Saint Xu Que!” Xu Que talked to oneself, disregards second and 2-3 rd charge directly changes- condition high person. “算了算了,我徐缺也不是斤斤计较之人,身为大人物,就得要有容人之量！叶秋同学很不错,逼王这个称号给你了,至于我,哼哼,从今往后,我就是逼圣徐缺啦！”徐缺自语了一句,直接无视掉第二与第2-3收费变-态高的人。 Under the intention moves, he selected „Ye Qiu” name, entered the function introduction. 心念一动之下,他点开了“叶秋”的名字,进入功能介绍。 Ye Qiu: Has «Metropolis Most acting cool System», patriotic, just, has to sprout/moe the daughter! 叶秋:身怀《都市最装逼系统》,爱国,正义,有个萌女儿！ „Well, is metropolis acting cool? I go, this year acting cool isn't System valuable?” Xu Que immediately dumbfounded, but has not cared. “咦,是都市装逼的？我去,这年头装逼系统都不值钱了吗？”徐缺顿时愣神,但也没多在意。 He who after all previous life reads the innumerable hypertext fictions, already to various System non-inductive. 毕竟前世看遍无数网络小说的他,早已对各种系统都无感了。 As for the information introduced that mentioned the opposite party has a daughter, pouring makes Xu Que a little pay attention. 至于信息介绍里提到对方有个女儿,倒让徐缺有点关注。 „System, your introduction is very careless! Ye Qiu his daughter how many years? Where moe, to the picture? Can make her daughter deliver goods? I thought her time holds up both hands certificate to be pure absolutely!” Xu Que inquired. “系统,你这介绍很草率啊！叶秋他女儿多少岁了？萌在哪里,给张照片好吗？能让她女儿送货吗？我看她的时候绝对举起双手证明清白的！”徐缺询问道。 However System has not responded. 然而系统并没有回应。 Xu Que is helpless, does not have to think again, is holding the excitement, got down the list to „Ye Qiu”, making him help buy the cellphone card, gives extra several smoke while convenient! 徐缺无奈,也没再多想,抱着兴奋的心情,给“叶秋”下了单,让他帮忙买张手机卡,顺便外带几条烟！ Without the means that the System smoke is too expensive, cannot pull out, only then the talent of Earth is cheap! 没办法,系统的烟太贵,抽不起,只有地球的才算便宜！ “Ding, Congratulations Host orders successfully, please await calmly the opposite party to deliver goods! The waiting often is: A month to ten years! ” “叮，恭喜宿主下单成功,请静候对方送货！等待时常为:一个月到十年！” „A month to ten years? My ¥ % & amp ; * # ¥ % # # ¥......” “一个月到十年？我¥%&*#¥%@##¥@……”