In cave mansion secret room, completely silent, falling the needle may hear! 洞府密室里,鸦雀无声,落针可闻！ Numerous cultivator(s) are all dumbfounded, staring dumbfounded, was completely scared! 众多修士皆目瞪口呆,瞠目结舌,完完全全傻眼了！ No one has thought, Xu Que this goods change into the women's wear, unexpectedly also suddenly comes, directly developing! 谁也没想到,徐缺这货换成女装也就罢了,居然还说来就来,直接给演上了！ Since entering the palace, is alone the Your Imperial Majesty favor? 自打进宫,就独得皇上恩宠？ The harem beautiful woman do 3000, favor your? 后宫佳丽三千,偏偏宠你一人？ Did you also urge Your Imperial Majesty to want the rain and dew to moisten? 你还劝皇上要雨露均沾？ Oh mother, that picture does not endure to look straight ahead! 哎哟妈呀,那画面不忍直视啊！ ...... …… In illusion resting palace. 幻境寝宫中。 Zixia Fairy and young princess, are the whole face delay watches the Xu Que performance! 紫霞仙子与小郡主,亦是满脸呆滞的看着徐缺表演！ Stands in the entrance beautiful woman, frowns slightly, sinking sound said: „Are you Your Imperial Majesty imperial concubine? Snort, nonsense, why I have never seen you!” 站在门口的美妇人,微微皱起眉头,沉声道:“你是皇上的妃子？哼,胡说八道,哀家为何从未见过你！” I? 哀家？ Fuck, is this queen mother? 我靠,这是太后？ Xu Que immediately dumbfounded, a little did not go, the hand also touches slowly toward the body, prepares to pull out the take action spear/gun, killed this queen mother! 徐缺顿时愣神,有点接不下去了,手也慢慢往身下摸去,准备掏出手枪,把这太后也杀了！ But at this moment, beautiful woman actually shook the head: „, Gets down! I am not in no mood to haggle over with you!” 可就在这时,美妇人却摇了摇头:“罢了,都下去吧！哀家没心情与你们计较！” Well! This good deed? 咦！还有这种好事？ Xu Que immediately eye pupil one bright, although he did not mind that kills individual, but this beautiful woman status is uncommon at present, after all is a queen mother, the words that can not kill not kill to as far as possible wonderfully, so as to avoid had not found the opportunity to seek the power to usurp the throne, by others mighty force dying of suffocation! 徐缺顿时眼眸一亮,虽说他不介意多杀个人,但眼下这美妇人身份不凡,毕竟是个太后,能不杀的话还是尽量不杀为妙,免得还没找到机会谋权篡位,就被人家千军万马给堵死了！ „Many thanks queen mother!” Xu Que should say immediately, caused signaling with the eyes to Zixia Fairy and young princess, hints them to walk quickly. “多谢太后！”徐缺当即应道,给紫霞仙子与小郡主使了使眼色,示意她们快走。 A small princess face is embarrassed, starts to speak but hesitates, but sees Xu Que to urge her to leave with the meaningful glance, has to lower the head, goes out of the resting palace with Zixia Fairy. 小郡主一脸窘迫,欲言又止,但见徐缺用眼色催促她离开,也只好低下头,跟着紫霞仙子走出寝宫。 At this time, the queen mother spoke suddenly: „Wait, you stay behind!” 这时,太后却突然发话:“等等,你留下！” Xu Que just about to turns around, after hearing this, immediately under foot one stiff, because the queen mother puts out a hand to refer, is he! 徐缺刚要转身,闻言后顿时脚下一僵,因为太后伸手指的,就是他！ „Eh...... the queen mother, the weather, was not inferior that early you wash to rest earlier!” The Xu Que hollow laugh was saying. “呃……太后,天色不早了,不如你还是早点洗洗睡吧！”徐缺干笑着说道。 „I have the words to ask you! The door closes, then comes!” Queen mother unemotional say/way, tone unquestionable, quite angry field. “哀家有话要问你！将门关上,然后过来！”太后面无表情道,语气不容置疑般,颇有气场。 Xu Que hesitated the moment, temporarily depresses the action that must silence a witness of crime, caused signaling with the eyes toward Zixia Fairy and young princess, making them wait outside. 徐缺迟疑了片刻,暂时压下要杀人灭口的举动,朝紫霞仙子与小郡主使了使眼色,让她们在外面等着。 Afterward, „zhī ya”, he closed the door, prepares to have a look at this queen mother to play what pattern. 随后,“吱呀”一声,他关上了房门,准备看看这太后想玩什么花样。 „Said that why kidnaps the young princess, sneaks in the palace, actually do you have what attempt?” “说吧,为何绑架小郡主,又潜入宫中,你究竟有何企图？” However, the door just closed, the voice of queen mother conveys from the back. 然而,房门刚关上,太后的声音就从背后传来。 Xu Que immediately stares, turns around. 徐缺顿时一愣,转过身去。 This beautiful queen mother, the hand has grasped a dagger, is standing after behind to him! 这位美艳的太后,已然手握一把匕首,正站在身后对着他！ My Fuck! 我靠！ Xu Que stares immediately, this queen mother performing skill is not ordinary! Unexpectedly plays to release in order to catch! 徐缺当即就瞪起了眼睛,这位太后演技也不一般啊！居然玩欲擒故纵！ „Young princess will arrive in the palace once for a while, how can I not know her? Today I have also heard, the young princess was abducted by a book child, the warrant for arrest had been proclaimed arrange to go by Your Imperial Majesty, even if you are dressed as a woman, how also to deceive my eye?” The queen mother is secure, told lightly, the vision was also very tranquil, has looked at Xu Que. “小郡主时不时都会到宫里来,哀家又怎会不认识她？今天哀家也已听闻,小郡主被一个书童掳走,通缉令早已被皇上颁布下去,纵使你男扮女装,又如何骗得过哀家的眼睛？”太后有恃无恐,淡淡讲述道,目光也很平静,一直看着徐缺。 Xu Que cannot help but smiles, shrugs the arm saying: „Queen mother is really fierce, but you thought that by a dagger, can threaten me?” 徐缺不由得一笑,耸了耸肩膀道:“太后果真厉害,但是你觉得靠一把匕首,就能威胁到我么？” „I know that you have the skill in Wushu, otherwise not possible to abduct the young princess from the palace! But I also practiced martial art since childhood, you can try actually!” Queen mother calm say/way. “哀家知道你身怀武艺,否则也不可能从王府掳走小郡主！但哀家也自幼习武,你倒是可以试试！”太后一脸平静道。 Xu Que immediately was happy, queen mother who since childhood practiced martial art? Interesting! 徐缺顿时乐了,自幼习武的太后？有意思啊！ His shook the head: „Queen mother, since everyone is the person of practicing martial art, do not resort to arms the spear/gun, actually below and harmless, but hides a crest of wave!” 他摇了摇头:“太后,既然大家都是习武之人,就别动刀动枪了,其实在下并无恶意,只是来躲个风头而已！” „Lying low head? You will very choose the place actually!” The queen mother sneers. “躲风头？你倒是挺会选地方的！”太后冷笑。 „Queen mother, your attitude is not good!” Xu Que shook the head, leisure pulls out the take action spear/gun from the bosom, the silencer also installs above, superficial opens fire toward the side chair! “太后,你这态度不行啊！”徐缺摇了摇头,慢悠悠的从怀里掏出手枪,消音器还装在上面,轻描淡写的朝旁边椅子开了一枪！ biu! biu！ pā tà! 啪嗒！ The bullet hit the chair leg, the whole piece chair separated immediately, poured. 子弹打中了椅子腿,整张椅子当即断开,倒了下去。 „This......” queen mother changes countenance instantaneously, a face is panic-stricken! “这……”太后瞬间动容,一脸惊骇！ Even if she practices moderation the skill in Wushu in the body, does not dread Xu Que! 哪怕她自持有武艺在身,并不忌惮徐缺！ After may see with one's own eyes the lethality so powerful spear/gun, had no way calm. 可亲眼看到杀伤力这般强大的枪后,也没法淡定了。 Moreover her vision is great, immediately associates to this type of weapon is extraordinary, if can enable their country to grasp, perhaps from now on does not need to worry that other countries invaded one's territory, even can also expand easily the national territory! 而且她眼光宏大,当即联想到这种兵器非凡,倘若能让他们国家掌握,恐怕今后再也无需担忧其他国家来犯了,甚至还能轻而易举的扩张国土！ But at this time, Xu Que blew the one breath toward the muzzle gently, takes advantage of opportunity to sit on arrived another chair, the muzzle aimed at her, said with a smile: „Queen mother, now you thought that is your dagger is quick, is my spear/gun is quick?” 而这时,徐缺朝枪口轻轻吹了一口气,顺势坐到了另一张椅子上,枪口对准了她,笑吟吟道:“太后,现在你觉得是你的匕首快,还是我的枪快？” „This thing named spear/gun?” The queen mother is forcefully calm, asks. “此物名为枪么？”太后强行镇定下来,开口询问道。 Xu Que had not replied, patted the thigh directly, incomparable show package of saying with a smile of: „Comes up, sits here me to tell you!” 徐缺并没回答,直接拍了拍大腿,无比骚包的笑道:“上来,坐这里我就告诉你！” Such remarks, the queen mother immediately complexion sinks, in the pupils plunders the chill in the air. 此言一出,太后顿时脸色一沉,眸间掠出寒意。 But the next quarter, her vision falls in the arrived Xu Que hand that on the spear/gun, on the face a hesitant color flashes to pass, following close on, her is really taking a step, sits on the arrived Xu Que's thigh directly! 但下一刻,她目光落到了徐缺手中那把枪上,脸上一丝犹豫之色一闪而逝,紧跟着,她真的迈步走来,直接坐到了徐缺的大腿上！ However, looks at the vision of person by Xu Que, where could not guess correctly that this woman wants to approach to snatch the spear/gun. 然而,以徐缺看人的眼光,哪里猜不到这女人是想靠近过来抢枪的。 He is full of the profound meaning smiles, intentionally spear/gun stopper to waistband on, a face for: „Queen mother, do you do this are not quite probably appropriate? I also spoke thoughtlessly, your word did not gather to take a seat, was very easy to spark a conflict accidentally!” 他饶有深意的一笑,故意把枪塞到腰带上,一脸为难道:“太后,你这样做好像不太合适吧？我也只是随口说说而已,你一言不合就坐上来,很容易擦枪走火的呀！” „Sparks a conflict accidentally? Is what meaning?” The queen mother does intentionally curious asking. “擦枪走火？是何意思？”太后故作好奇的问道。 Meanwhile, she extends the delicate hands, caresses the Xu Que's chest gently, just like teasing him, is removing slowly downward. 同时,她伸出纤手,轻轻抚上徐缺的胸口,宛若挑逗他,正慢慢往下移去。 „What do you mean? This only may get an idea, cannot explain!” Xu Que should say with a smile. “什么意思？这个只可意会,不可言传呀！”徐缺笑吟吟应道。 But in the heart is actually sneering, this bridge section, this Cool King ancestors in the television does not know how many have looked, you think that this Cool King will be swindled? Crack a joke! Oh, downward points, is right, again downward...... 但心中却在冷笑,这种桥段,本逼王上辈子在电视里不知道看过多少了,你以为本逼王会上当吗？开玩笑！哎哟哎哟,再往下一点，对,再往下…… „You whether to inform me, are actually you who?” The queen mother asks again, wants to divert the Xu Que's attention unceasingly! “那你可否告知哀家,你究竟是什么人？”太后再次开口询问,不断想分散徐缺的注意力！ Simultaneously this is also in her heart has doubts, has this guts color, and has the person of such weapon, how also to work as such long book child in the palace? 同时这也是她心中疑惑,一个拥有这种胆色,且身怀如此兵器之人,又怎么会在王府里当了这么久的书童？ „I am Zhi Zun Bao, the queen mother can call my baby!” A Xu Que face naive smile said. “我是至尊宝,太后可以叫我宝宝！”徐缺一脸天真笑容道。 Babies? 宝宝？ Obstinately queen mother how calm, after hearing this name, corners of the mouth also cannot help but twitches! 愣是太后再怎么淡定,听到这个称呼后,嘴角也不由得一阵抽搐！ But in her hand the movement has not stopped actually, has traced on the arrived Xu Que's lower abdomen. 但她手上动作倒是没停下,已然摸到了徐缺的小腹上。 Suddenly, her five fingers, searches suddenly suddenly downward, grasps toward the pistol of Xu Que waistband place. 突然间,她五指骤然一下,猛然往下一探,朝徐缺腰带处的手枪抓去。 "Ah! ” “啊！” Xu Que called out in alarm immediately makes noise, stares in a big way a pupil, with astonishment said: „Queen mother, you...... you are really, so to be how anxious?” 徐缺当即惊呼出声,瞪大了眼眸,惊愕道:“太后,你……你真是的,怎么这么猴急呢？” The queen mother does not realize right, the vision sweeps downward, of Xu Que waist the black pistol, has vanished without the shadow. 太后意识到不对劲,目光往下一扫,徐缺腰间的那把黑色手枪,早已消失无影。 But she is grasping place, unexpectedly yes...... 而她握着的地方,竟是…… „Whiz!” “嗖！” The queen mother stands up suddenly, in the future will remove, expression again ice-cold, face gloomy looks at Xu Que, has not gotten angry! 太后豁然站起身,往后撤开,表情再次冰冷下来,一脸阴沉的看着徐缺,已经怒不可言！ She was clear, she was played by Xu Que. 她清楚,自己是被徐缺耍了。 „Dissolute!” The queen mother reddens all over the face, the angry sound reprimanded. “放肆！”太后满脸通红,怒声斥道。 Xu Que innocent said: „Queen mother, your may on a thief crying "stop thief", the dissolute person seem like you!” 徐缺却一脸无辜道:“太后,你这可就贼喊捉贼啦,放肆的人好像是你！” Then, he sneers: „Actually your trick, I have seen through. Even if you are attractive, how to tempt me is also useless again. My chicken response does not have, even also wants to smile!” 说完,他又冷笑一声:“其实你那点伎俩,我早就看穿了。哪怕你再漂亮,再怎么引诱我也没用。我的鸡儿一点反应都没有,甚至还想笑！” Hadn't responded? 没反应？ The queen mother hears this saying, is infuriated. 太后听到这话,更是火冒三丈。 She believes firmly thing that just grasped, is hard such as the colossus of iron, even Former Emperor is not big! 她确信刚刚握到的东西,是坚硬如铁的庞然大物,连先皇都没那么大！ „Oh, Queen mother, why bother are you?” At this time, the Xu Que wrist/skill wielded, then the pistol of disappearance, presented again, such as conjured general, making the queen mother stare in a big way a pupil. “唉,太后,你这是何苦呢？”这时,徐缺手腕一挥,那把消失的手枪,再次出现,如变戏法一般,让太后瞪大了眼眸。 „Do you want this spear/gun? Wants? The wanted words you said that you did not say how I know you do want? Although you very sincere visit me, but you must me tell that you want. Do you really want? You take away! Don't you really want? 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