Xu Queis very speechless!徐缺很无语!ThisKunpengpoem, heonlyhas raisedonetime, moreoverinFive Elements Mountain, atDuan Jiudesurfacepremise!
这首鲲鹏诗,他只提过一次,而且是在五行山的时候,在段九德面前提过!NowthispoemappearsinNorthern Sea, moreovermarks„authorHeaven Exploding FactionXu Que”specially, except forDuan Jiudethatoldbastard, but alsowhois competentthiswickedmatter?
如今这首诗却出现在北海,而且还特意标上“作者炸天帮徐缺”,除了段九德那老王八蛋,还有谁能干出这种缺德事来?„Xu Que, what do you have to say?”SeveralyoungKunpeng Clanmen and womenstare atXu Que, coldsoundare asking.
“徐缺,你还有什么好说的?”几名年轻的鲲鹏族男女盯着徐缺,冷声问道。Liu Jingningstandsin the one side, looks atthatpoem, somewhatdoes not know whether to laugh or cryat once!柳靖凝站在一旁,看着那首诗,一时之间也有些哭笑不得!Becauselookedfrom the style of thispoem, trulyonly thenXu Quecan do!
因为从这首诗的风格看,确实只有徐缺才做得出来!„Ipledgedwithmymoral integrity,thisis notIdoesabsolutely! Thisisslanderswithframesdirty!”Suddenly, Xu Queraises the hand, forcefulsaying.
“我以我的节操发誓,这绝对不是我干的!这是污蔑与脏脏陷害!”突然,徐缺举起手,铿锵有力的说道。„Snort, whoisn'tyoualso? ThispoemisDuan Jiudewrites downpersonally, has spreadinNorthern Sea, created the shametomyclan! No matteryouareDuan Jiude, will greetmyKunpeng Clananger!”Kunpengfemalesaid coldly.
“哼,不是你还有谁?这首诗乃是段九德亲手写下来的,已经在北海流传,对我族造成了耻辱!不管是你还是段九德,都将迎接我鲲鹏族的怒火!”鲲鹏女子冷声道。
The Xu Queeyelidjumps, stares saying: „Youtoodo not reason with, withoutclarifying the conditiondaresto send a punitive expedition, believesmyfarmerthreefistdirectdestruction your nonsenseKunpeng Clan?”徐缺眼皮一跳,瞪眼道:“你们太不讲理了,没弄清楚状况就敢来兴师问罪,信不信我农夫三拳直接覆灭你那狗屁鲲鹏族?”„Hē,farmerthreefists? Youthinkseriouslyourmeetingdoes believeyourthreefighting with the fistsdeadBody Fusion StageOld Ancestor? Whateven ifyousaidisreal, myKunpeng ClanBody Fusion Stagepowerhouse will dozens, howfearyou?”Kunpeng Clanmaleimmediatelysneers!
“呵,农夫三拳?你当真以为我们会信你三拳打死合体期老祖么?就算你说的是真的,我鲲鹏族合体期强者数十,岂会怕你?”鲲鹏族的一名男子顿时冷笑!„Shut up!”
“住口!”Suddenly, drinksnever the distant placeto transmittogetherseverely!
突然,一道厉喝从不远处传来!Following close on, is seeing only a hugeshadowto plunderfast, unexpectedlyisonehugesuch asmountainKunpeng!
紧跟着,只见一道巨大的黑影飞快掠来,竟是一头巨大如山的鲲鹏!Itspreads the wings the line, Shrouding the Heavensblocks out the sunacross the sky, the imposing manneris dreadful, fallsonseveralyoungKunpengfrontinstantaneously, melts the human formobviously, is a statureis hot, solemn-lookingbeautifulwoman!
它展翅横空而行,遮天蔽日,气势滔天,瞬间落在几名年轻鲲鹏的前方,显化出人形,是一位身材火辣,面容冷峻的美妇人!„Eighth Elder! Howyou...... did youcome?”SeveralyoungKunpengimmediatelycomplexionschange, the incomparableawesaid.
“八长老!您……您怎么来了?”几名年轻鲲鹏顿时脸色一变,无比敬畏道。„Snort, Ido not come, perhapsyouassigned/lifedo not have! The Fellow Daoist Xustrengthhas exceededBody Fusion Stage, howto allowyouto question?” The Kunpengbeautifulwomansinkingsoundreproved.
“哼,我再不来,恐怕你们连命都没了!徐道友的实力早已超越合体期,岂容你们质疑?”鲲鹏美妇人沉声训斥。„What?”Severalpeople of immediatelystare the bigeyepupil, is very panic-stricken!
“什么?”几人顿时瞪大眼眸,无比惊骇!ThisverycomessevereEighth Elderin the clan, actuallysaid that the Xu Que'sstrengthdid exceedBody Fusion Stage? MoreovercalledhimforFellow Daoist Xu? This means that Xu Queinstantaneoushigh their crowd of personseveralgenerations?
这位在族中酷来严厉的八长老,竟然说徐缺的实力超越合体期了?而且还称呼他为徐道友?这岂不是意味着,徐缺瞬间高了他们这群人好几辈?
...... Inlegendthreefighting with the fistsdeadBody Fusion StageOld Ancestorincrediblematters, unexpectedlyreal?
难道……传说中三拳打死合体期老祖的荒诞之事,竟然是真的?Thinks that thispoints,severalyoungKunpengmen and women, cannot help but so shocked they broke out in a cold sweatinstantaneously!
想到这点,几名年轻的鲲鹏男女,瞬间不由得惊出了一身冷汗!
If the realmatter, theywere equala moment agothereforestrolledonein front oflife and death!
倘若是真事,那他们刚才就等同于是在生死门前逛了一圈啊!„Fellow Daoist Xu!”At this time, the beautifulwomanlookedtoXu Que, although the complexionwas still solemn, but the tonesomewhatwas gentle!
“徐道友!”这时,美妇人看向徐缺,面色虽然依旧冷峻,但语气却有些平和!„KunpengFellow Daoist!”Xu Quesmiles, respondedsubmissively!
“鲲鹏道友!”徐缺笑了笑,拱手回应!After allputs out a handnot to hit the smileperson, although the opposite partyhas not smiled, but the good and evilstopped a farceconflictto happen! Moreoverin the final analysis, thatKunpengpoemalsotrulyishedoes!
毕竟伸手不打笑脸人,虽然对方也没笑,但好歹是制止了一场闹剧冲突发生!而且说到底,那首鲲鹏诗也确实是他搞出来的!KunpengFellow Daoist?鲲鹏道友?HearsXu Que'sthisname, the Kunpengbeautifulwoman the corner of the eyepulls outimmediately, saidlightly: „Main bodyis rankedeighthin the clan, namedEighth Sister Yi!”
听到徐缺的这个称呼,鲲鹏美妇人当即眼角一抽,淡淡道:“本尊在族中排行第八,名为易八妹!”„, Younger sisterFellow Daoist...... is not right, easyFellow Daoist, hello/you good!”Xu Quefacepropernod, without is a little slightly awkward, is onlycuriousopposite partynameis so strange, ifotherscalledher the full name, shedoes wantto suffer a loss?
“唔,妹道友……呃不对,易道友,你好!”徐缺一脸正经的点了点头,丝毫没有一点儿尴尬,只是好奇对方这名字如此奇怪,万一别人叫她全名,她岂不是要吃亏?Eighth Sister Yiis also disinclinedto pay attention toXu Queto callwrongher younger sisterFellow Daoist, the solemnbeautifulpupilsweepsthatwhite papertohishand, askedlightly: „Fellow Daoist Xu, yousaid that thispoemis not you do, who can thatbebehavior?”易八妹也懒得理会徐缺叫错她妹道友,冷峻的美眸扫向他手中那张白纸,淡淡问道:“徐道友,你说这首诗并非你所做,那会是何人所为?”„Duan Jiude! AbsolutelyisDuan Jiude!”Xu Quewithout hesitationshouldsay.
“段九德!绝对是段九德!”徐缺毫不犹豫的应道。„Duan Jiude? Perhapshedid not havethistype‚scholarship’!”Eighth Sister Yisaid coldly, especiallyspeaking of„scholarship”twoword-time, the toneaggravatesslightly, as ifleadsto ridicule!
“段九德?恐怕他还没这种‘才学’!”易八妹冷声道,特别是说到“才学”二字时,语气微微加重,似乎带着一丝讥讽!„Reallyishe! Frankly, Ihave quite respectedyourKunpeng Clan, thereforeoncemade an eulogyto praise the Kunpengpoem, at that timeonly thenDuan Jiudehear of arrived, buthas not thought! Duan Jiude is so unexpectedly mean and shameless, a poemwell, will change tothiswelldoing!”
“真的是他!实不相瞒,我一直都颇为敬仰你们鲲鹏族,所以曾经做了一首歌颂赞美鲲鹏的诗,当时只有段九德听到了,可是万万没想到啊!段九德竟如此卑鄙无耻,将好好的一首诗,改成了这幅德行!”Speaking ofthis, getting hold offist that Xu Quehates bitterly, hammeredownchest, clenches teeth saying: „Heframes by planting stolen goods onto frameme is not unimportant, the key pointishetampers withmyworkarbitrarily, thisistoyourKunpeng Clan, as well asto my original man'sinsult! Wecannotlet offhimabsolutely!”
说到这,徐缺痛心疾首的握紧拳头,锤了自己的胸口一下,咬牙道:“他栽赃陷害我不要紧,重点是他擅自篡改我的作品,这是对你们鲲鹏一族,以及对我这个原创者的侮辱!我们绝对不能放过他!”
Can "Oh?thispoemalsoeulogizepraisesmyclan? ” Eighth Sister Yisized upXu Queoneinterestingly, obviouslydoes not believehisnonsense!“哦?这首诗还能歌颂赞美我族?”易八妹饶有兴趣的打量了徐缺一眼,显然不信他的鬼话!„Thatisnatural!”Xu Queactuallyseriousshouldsay.
“那是当然!”徐缺却一本正经的应道。In the Eighth Sister Yisolemnappearance, thispassed over gently and swiftly a faint smileexpression, teased: „Fellow Daoist Xu, such being the case, thatthenaskedyouto readthispoemoriginalwords and phrases, provedyourpurenessbythis!”易八妹冷峻的容颜上,这才掠过一丝似笑非笑的表情,略带戏谑道:“徐道友,既然如此,那便请你念一念这首诗原来的词句,以此证明你的清白!”OtherfouryoungKunpeng , a facesneers!
其他四名年轻鲲鹏,也一脸冷笑!Theycan look, althoughthisEighth Elderrespects the Xu Que'sstrength, butdoes not fearhim, nowisto reason with him, criticizes the matter of thispoem!
他们看得出来,这位八长老虽然尊重徐缺的实力,但并非怕他,如今就是要跟他讲理,清算这首诗的事情!„Good!”
“好!”However, Xu Queactuallynever imagined, the directbig handwields, the visioninstantaneous45degreescorner/hornlooks up to the sky, passes a deepness, the opens the mouthwas discussing: „In Darknorth exist a fish, itsnamedKun! Big of Kun, does not knowitsseveral thousandli (0.5 km)!”
然而,徐缺却想都没想,直接大手一挥,目光瞬间四十五度角仰望天空,透着一丝深沉,张口就念道:“北冥有鱼,其名为鲲!鲲之大,不知其几千里也!”Un?
嗯?Instantaneously, includingEighth Sister Yi, severalKunpengslightlyonestartled!
瞬间,连同易八妹在内,几名鲲鹏微微一惊!
That Xu Queread, the preamblealmoston the versewithwhite paperwas similar, butfollowingactuallychanged!徐缺念的这句,前文几乎与白纸上的诗句差不多,但后面一句却变了!Big of Kun, does not knowitsseveral thousandli (0.5 km)!
鲲之大,不知其几千里也!Solethese words, are very extraordinary, describedtheirKunpeng Clanbearinginstantaneouslywith overpowering momentum!
单单这句话,就已经很非凡,瞬间将它们鲲鹏族的神姿描绘得气势磅礴!Meanwhile, Xu Quehad saidfollowingsentence--„, butis the bird, itsnamedPéng. The back of Péng, does not know that itsseveral thousandli (0.5 km)also;angerflies, ifhiswinghangs a day of cloud!”
与此同时,徐缺已经道出了后面的句子——“化而为鸟,其名为鹏。鹏之背,不知其几千里也;怒而飞,其翼若垂天之云!”Hiss!
嘶!Shortly, severalyoungKunpenghold breathcold air, stares the bigdoublepupil, unbelievable!
顷刻间,几名年轻鲲鹏倒吸一口凉气,瞪大双眸,难以置信!Eighth Sister Yiis startledat the scene, has not thoughtcompletelyXu Quereallysaidthatpoetryunexpectedly!易八妹更是当场怔住,完全没想到徐缺居然真的将那首诗词道出!Andcompared withthatpoem that insultedKunpeng, thiswording and phrasingconformed to the poetryflavorobviously, whatwas more importantwasmiddleeachcharacter, almostZhanXianchuhugenessandboundless of theirKunpeng Clan, verydomineering!
并且比起那首侮辱鲲鹏的诗,显然这一首的遣词造句才更加符合诗词韵味,更重要的是当中的每一字,几乎都詹显出了她们鲲鹏族的巨大与磅礴,十分霸气!
The Liu Jingningwhole faceis also stunned, smallmouthslightly opened!柳靖凝也满脸错愕,小口微张!„ThisLittle Fellow, usuallyinlookscarelessly, nopropriety, has not thought that unexpectedlyalsohaslearnedside, so the talent, may be calledoverflowssimply!”Inherheartdarkstartled, cannot help butheld in high esteemtoXu Que!
“这小家伙,平日里看着吊儿郎当,没一句正经,没想到居然还有满腹经纶的一面,如此才华,简直堪称横溢!”她心中暗惊,不由得对徐缺刮目相看了!„The Fellow Daoist Xugreat ability, it seems like was really myclanwrongly accusesyouseriously, reallyweshould notreadily believeDuan Jiudethatoldbastard! IinthisrepresentativeKunpeng Clan, said the soundto be sorrytoyou, andthankedyourpoetry!”Eighth Sister Yilooks atXu Queat this time, does not have the least bitto teaseanddespiseagain, in the solemnbeautifulpupils, were many a favorable impression!
“徐道友当真大才,看来真的是我族错怪你了,果然我们就不该轻信段九德那老混蛋!我在此代表鲲鹏一族,向你说声抱歉,并且感谢你的这首诗词!”易八妹此时看徐缺,再无半点戏谑与轻视,冷峻的美眸间,多了一丝好感!
It is not becauseshelikes the Xu Que'stalent, butisXu Quethisword, reallysang praise totheirKunpeng Clanin the praise!
不是因为她喜欢徐缺的才华,而是徐缺这首词,真的在赞美歌颂她们鲲鹏族!„Wait, do not breakme, I have otherpoemsnot to read!”At this time, Xu Quelifted the hand, hinted the Eighth Sister Yilet alonewords.
“等等,别打断我,我还有其他的诗没念呢!”这时,徐缺抬手,示意易八妹别说话。Immediatelyhisvision45degreeslook up to the sky, both handsshoulder after behind, such as a talentedpoet, the clear and resonant voicediscussed: „ Great Penggot upwith the wind on the 1st, crumplesswingson the straight90,000li (0.5 km).
随即他目光又四十五度仰望天空,双手背负在身后,如一位才华横溢的诗人,朗声念道:“大鹏一日同风起,抟摇直上九万里。If the windrestspresent, can still winnowactually the seawater. ”
假令风歇时下来,犹能簸却沧溟水。”„Hiss!”
“嘶!”SeveralyoungKunpengmen and womenhold breathagaincold air!
几名年轻鲲鹏男女再次倒吸一口凉气!Eighth Sister YiandLiu Jingningare again astonished!易八妹与柳靖凝再度惊愕!„Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool,rewards2100hundredActing Cool Points!”
“叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,奖励两千一百点装逼值!”Xu Questeps the previousstep, wields the sleeves, discussed: „Kunpengspreads the wings, 90,000li (0.5 km), change the rising typhoonsheep's horn. Shoulders the blue skyto looktowardbelow, is the worldinner and outer city walls!”徐缺迈前一步,挥一挥衣袖,又念道:“鲲鹏展翅,九万里,翻动扶摇羊角。背负青天朝下看,都是人间城郭!”„Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool,rewards2300hundredActing Cool Points!”
“叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,奖励两千三百点装逼值!”Xu Questeps the previousstep: „Kunpengpressure surgethreethousand li (500 km), the grouppracticesto drive straight ahead the hundred thousandhusband. In the windKunpengbullies the big bird, in the rainyoung swallowcompetitionlighthandsome!”徐缺又迈前一步:“鲲鹏水击三千里,组练长驱十万夫。风里鲲鹏欺大鸟,雨中雏燕竞轻俊!”„Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool,rewards2400hundredActing Cool Points!”
“叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,奖励两千四百点装逼值!”Xu Questepsprevious......徐缺又又迈前一步……SeveralyoungKunpengmen and women, includingEighth Sister YiandLiu Jingning, in the Xu QueKunpengpoemsone after anotherthoroughdumbfounded, disorderlyinwind!
几名年轻的鲲鹏男女,包括易八妹与柳靖凝,在徐缺一首接一首的鲲鹏诗中彻底傻眼,凌乱在风中!
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……【, Tomorrowis the annualcollege entrance examination! Althoughdoes not know that inmyreaderhas the examinee, butblessed, wishingyourcollege entrance examinationwas smooth! Naturally, testedwas also close, the schoolmate who testedwas also smooth! keep it up!】
【呀,明天就是一年一度的高考啦!虽然不知道我的读者里有没有高考生,但还是祝福一下,祝你们高考顺利!当然,中考也接近了,中考的同学也要顺利哟!加油!】【Finallyhere, inmyenclosed the acting coolguide of college entrance examination! First when test, the sound of whirling aroundis certainly loud, the speedis fast, making the entireexamination placehear, turnssuspects the lifetothem! After the hearingended, shoutsone: „TMwas too simple!”Achieveshalfto pat the thigh, shouted: „Fuckoriginaltopic, withoutmeaning!”Finally when 30minutes, startsto shake the leg, looked the person who writesearnestlypainstakingly, the deep sighone breath, andcompletes an assignmentto leave! OurHeaven Exploding Faction'sobjectiveis, can not the goodhigh schoolgooduniversity, butacting coolmustarrive! Is...... Iinwork sitewait for you!】
【最后在这里,我附上一个中高考的装逼指南!首先考试时,翻卷的声音一定要大,速度要快,让全考场都听到,翻到他们怀疑人生!听力结束后,大喊一声:“太TM简单了!”做到一半拍一下大腿,大喊:“握草原题,没意思!”最后三十分钟时,开始抖腿,看一下埋头苦写的人,长叹一口气,并交卷走人!咱们炸天帮的宗旨就是,可以不上好高中好大学,但装逼必须要到位!还有就是……我在工地等你们!】
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