USS :: Volume #6

#580: Had an accident?


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„......” “……” Instantaneously, the audience was completely silent! 瞬间,全场鸦雀无声了! Everyone whole face delay, silly in same place. 所有人都满脸呆滞,傻愣在了原地。 The mother, does this fellow really have smelly tofu? 妈的,这家伙竟然还有臭豆腐 He really also has, moreover is a large package! 他竟然还有,而且是一大包! Jiang Family and Gong Family powerhouse, at present immediately one black, nearly the air/Qi faints. 姜家龚家强者,眼前顿时一黑,险些气晕过去。 Other powerhouse quick were also insane. 其余强者也快疯了。 The paralysis, your morning said that also has large package smelly tofu! 麻痹,你丫的早说还有一大包臭豆腐啊! Unexpectedly made us snatch for quite a while in this, almost must do the frame. 居然让我们在这抢了半天,差点就要干架。 Mother, aerobic! 妈的,好气啊! ...... …… Young Supreme Talent(s) on the scene, is a face compels ignorant, has not thought, this fellow dares to play tricks on these great people unexpectedly. 在场的年轻天骄们,更是一脸懵逼,怎么也没想到,这家伙竟然敢这么戏弄那些大人物。 The recollection numerous powerhouse won foams with rage the appearance a moment ago, but also almost must hit, simply by this boy, when the monkey plays! 回想刚才众多强者争得吹胡子瞪眼子的模样,还差点就要打起来,简直就是被这小子在当猴耍呀! The mother, is quite inexpensive! 妈的,好贱呀! ...... …… Snort, one group of stupid people!” Er Gou'zi brutally ridiculed very much, on the face as if wrote this God Venerable to understand clearly all, was very self-satisfied and spirited! “哼,一群愚蠢的人!”二狗子很无情的嘲笑了一声,脸上仿佛写着本神尊早已洞悉一切,十分的得意与神气! Liu Jingning is also astonished, saw finally Xu Que is fiddling with smelly tofu in wok with cooking oil, appearance that while calls warmly, she almost cannot bear want to smile, is good to tell her sanely, at this time cannot smile absolutely, must die to suppress! 柳靖凝也一脸愕然,最后看到徐缺一边捣鼓着油锅里的臭豆腐,一边热情吆喝的模样,她差点忍不住想笑出来,好在理智告诉她,这时候绝对不能笑,必须死憋着! This Little Fellow can play, Jane/simple straight pit deceased people do not pay with a life! 小家伙太会玩了,简直坑死人不偿命呀! little friend!” 小友!” At this time, the Jiang Family powerhouse opens the mouth, the whole face choking with rage type, the almost quick air/Qi arrived spits blood, clenches jaws saying: Your what meaning? Why did not tell us, did you have so many smelly tofu?” 这时,姜家强者开口,满脸窝火样,几乎快气到吐血,咬牙切齿道:“你什么意思?为何不告诉我们,你还有如此多的臭豆腐?” "Ah?Xu Que gawked, a face blurry type, pretends unable to understand. “啊?徐缺愣了一下,一脸迷糊样,假装听不懂。 Jiang Family old man immediately was anxious, gets angry: I said why you did not tell us some of your also so many smelly tofu, you just did not say that was only last?” 姜家的老者顿时就急了,怒道:“我说,你为何不告诉我们你还有这么多臭豆腐,你刚刚不是说只是最后一块了吗?” He anxiously is not good, thinks is finally together smelly tofu, the thing by precious, even if spent 10,000 Top Grade Spirit Stone(s), ten ancient stone of in addition Heavenly Dragon's Cave surrounding, is worth! 他不急都不行了,原本以为是最后一块臭豆腐,物以稀贵,哪怕花了一万块极品灵石,外加乾龙窟外围的十块古石,也是值得的! But now, this boy also some so many smelly tofu, that Jiang Family owes to the grandmother family/home unexpectedly certainly! 可现在,这小子居然还有这么多臭豆腐,那姜家铁定是亏到姥姥家了啊! Finally Xu Que one hear was also anxious: You have not asked! What I just said was in the pot only remains last, if you can ask that I also did have new smelly tofu, I definitely told you to have, my Heavens, I think that you know, therefore has not said! What's wrong? Had an accident?” 结果徐缺一听也急了:“你们也没问呀!我刚刚说的是锅里只剩最后一块了,你们要是能问我还有没有新的臭豆腐,那我肯定就告诉你们有呀,我的天呐,我以为你们都知道呢,所以就没说啊!怎么了?是出什么事了吗?” „......” “……” The Jiang Family old man explodes with rage instantaneously, really soon spat blood. 姜家老者瞬间气炸,真的快要吐血了。 What's wrong? 怎么了? Did mother, this boy also feel all right to ask? 妈的,这小子还好意思问怎么了? Couldn't you have seen have an accident? 你还看不出是出什么事了么? Matter was big! 事情大了! The father's in smelly tofu for the pot, paid that big price finally together, but also does not hesitate to tear to pieces the facial skin with the Gong Family person. 老子为了锅里最后一块臭豆腐,花了那么大代价,还不惜与龚家人撕破脸皮。 Now your and puts out so many smelly tofu, but also asked me? 现在你丫的又拿出这么多臭豆腐,还问我怎么了? ...... …… An old man face of Gong Family is also pale, in fact they also owed, although did not have Jiang Family to be fortunately serious, but also spent 5000 Top Grade Spirit Stone(s), bought smelly tofu. 龚家的老者也一脸铁青,事实上他们也亏了,虽然还没姜家亏得严重,但也花了五千块极品灵石,买下了一块臭豆腐 Finally now this fellow puts out so many, but also the selling quotation wants 998! 结果现在这家伙拿出这么多,还喊价只要九九八! little friend, your smelly tofu only sells 998 together, but actually received our 5000 Top Grade Spirit Stone(s), how does this account calculate?” Gong Family old man cold sound asked. 小友,你一块臭豆腐只卖九九八,但却收了我们五千块极品灵石,这账怎么算?”龚家老者冷声问道。 Xu Que immediately stared the eye: Fuck, can this blame me? You ask that person present, do I have to rise in prices from beginning to end? Is you must give me 5000 Top Grade Spirit Stone(s)! Now can renege on a promise?” 徐缺顿时就瞪起了眼:“握草,这能怪我吗?你问问在座的人,我从头到尾有涨过价吗?是你们自己要给我五千块极品灵石的啊!难道现在要反悔了吗?” „......” Gong Family and Jiang Family old man the corners of the mouth pull out simultaneously. “……”龚家姜家的老者同时嘴角一抽。 At this time they wish one could to pull out oneself cheeks, then why is inexpensive, wants to raise prices! 此时他们恨不得抽自己一嘴巴子,为什么那么贱,非要自己抬价! Does not fear to tell you, my Heaven Exploding Faction does business is always fastidious about your sentiment I to hope, since you want to renege on a promise, that line! Draws back smelly tofu, the father refunds immediately!” Xu Que more said more is angry, the person who as if suffers a loss is he resembles! “也不怕告诉你们,我炸天帮做生意从来都讲究你情我愿,既然你们想反悔,那行啊!把臭豆腐退回来,老子立马退钱!”徐缺越说越生气,仿佛吃亏的人是他似的! However Jiang Family old man and Gong Family old man, as soon as listens to this saying, immediately at present one bright, but also really has the thought that wants to return goods. 然而姜家老者与龚家老者一听这话,立马就眼前一亮,还真的动了想退货的念头。 After all after finally that three smelly tofu buy, they simply have not hated to eat. 毕竟最后那三块臭豆腐买下来后,他们根本没有舍得吃。 Xu Que looks at these two old men's looks, first said immediately: But, thing, once were received by the buyer, we did not accept to return goods, who knows that you can spit the saliva in inside or defecate?” 徐缺一看这两老头的眼神,立马抢先说道:“但是,东西一旦被买家收到,我们就不接受退货了,谁知道你们会不会在里面吐了口水或者拉了屎啊?” What? 啥? Jiang Family and Gong Family old man immediately on stared wide-eyed. 姜家龚家的老者顿时瞪大了眼睛 We in inside spat out? drawing- excrement? 我们在里面吐口水?拉-屎? The mental illness does that! This is buys to eat, who special will do this wicked matter? 神经病才这么做啊!这可是买来吃的,谁特么会干这种缺德事? A people face on the scene is also black. 在场众人也一阵脸黑。 Big Brother, don't you want to return goods state clearly, what pull these disgusting excuses to make? A technique content does not have! Takes a look at some remote antiquity bathing suit, towed to find the fresh refined excuse! 大哥,你不想退货就明说,扯这些恶心的借口做什么?一点技术含量都没有!瞧瞧某太上水衣,拖更都能找到清新脱俗的借口! Things have gotten to this point, Jiang Family also had no alternative with Gong Family powerhouse. 事已至此,姜家龚家强者也无可奈何了。 After all this matter is they are truly voluntary, Xu Que has not said from beginning to end must raise prices, is their one group of people below selling quotation. 毕竟这事儿确实是他们自愿的,徐缺也从头到尾没说要抬价,都是他们一群人在下面自己喊价。 Finally the thing succeeds in obtaining, by they two position, has no way to be in front of people, loses that face to compel the Xu Que returned goods! 最后东西到手,以他们两家的身份地位,也没法当着众人面,丢那个脸硬逼着徐缺退货! Therefore in the final analysis, on the contrary is first Mirage Sect powerhouse Feng Wudao that buys smelly tofu, gaining arrived is cheap, merely by 1000 Top Grade Spirit Stone(s), safely worry-free buying together smelly tofu. 所以归根结底,反倒是第一个买臭豆腐镜花水月派强者风无道,赚到了便宜,仅仅以一千块极品灵石,就安然无忧的买到一块臭豆腐 In the Feng Wudao heart that feeling, luckily was quick-witted and bold, otherwise might very much also by the pit. 风无道心中那个感慨呀,幸好机智与大胆了一回,否则就很有可能也被坑了。 But at this time, Xu Que is still putting on airs, a face is annoyed and angry, as if received any greatest wrongful treatment, looked that said to Feng Wudao: old person, you figures out, what to do this matter can I? I also very despair!” 而这时,徐缺还在装模作样,一脸恼火与愤怒,仿佛受了什么莫大冤屈,看向风无道说:“老人家,你来评评理,这事儿我能怎么办?我也很绝望啊!” The Feng Wudao immediately corners of the mouth pull out. 风无道顿时嘴角一抽。 The people on the scene is a heavy line. 在场众人更是一头黑线。 Does mother, you despair? 妈的,你还绝望? Your gained so many Spirit Stone(s), despairs! 你丫的赚了那么多灵石,绝望个屁啊! cough cough, little friend, leaving was hard to solve, this matter stops, my Jiang Family decides however does not want to return goods!” The Jiang Family old man coughed, the sinking sound said. 咳咳,小友,别再纠缠不清了,此事到此为止,我姜家定然不要求退货!”姜家的老者干咳了一下,沉声说道。 Gong Family powerhouse also expressed that does not immediately return goods. 龚家强者也立马表示不退货。 Otherwise whatever again Xu Que shouted like this, really harmed they two prestige. 要不然再任由徐缺这样喊下去,实在有损他们两家的威望。 Even if today by the pit, is not represented later does not have the opportunity to try to rectify an embarrassing situation, not eagerly for a while! 纵使今天被坑了,可不代表以后没机会找回面子,不急于一时! Doesn't return goods? That line, everyone is obvious to all in any case, I have given you opportunity!” The Xu Que whole face bright smile, the turning hostile speed is faster than anyone, immediately calls: Comes, passed through to pass by do not miss, Heaven Exploding Faction smelly tofu that came out freshly, only sold 998!” “不退货是吧?那行,反正大家有目共睹,我给过你们机会的!”徐缺满脸灿烂的笑容,变脸速度比谁都快,当即又吆喝起来:“来来来,走过路过别错过,新鲜出炉的炸天帮臭豆腐,一块只卖九九八!” little friend, my Mirage Sect wants the same place again!” Feng Wudao said immediately. 小友,我镜花水月派再要一块!”风无道立马说道。 In fact he also wants to want, the consequence that may want, will turn into the assignment to be uneven, when the time comes must raise prices, he does not want to see that scene again. 事实上他也想多要,可多要的后果,就会变成分配不均,到时候又得抬价,他可不希望再看到那种场面。 Other powerhouse in abundance are also aware, so long as together, does not dare to want again. 其余强者也纷纷自觉,只要一块,不敢再多要。 Finally almost every big influence assigned smelly tofu, Gong Family and Jiang Family , with 998 prices, bought one brazenly! 最终几乎每一个大势力都分配了一块臭豆腐,就连龚家姜家,也厚着脸皮,用九九八的价格,多买了一块! Xu Que reaps the harvest greatly, only two packages of smelly tofu, making him gain about fifty thousand block Top Grade Spirit Stone(s), in addition ten ancient stone. 徐缺大获丰收,区区两包臭豆腐,让他赚了将近五万极品灵石,外加十块古石 He felt, which day lacks Spirit Stone(s) again, can definitely do Wanda Plaza in Eastern Wilderness again a time, gains full! 他觉得,哪天再缺灵石,完全可以在东荒再搞一次万达广场,赚个盆满钵盈! But this result, except for Jiang Family and Gong Family, most great people also feels very satisfied, is very harmonious. 但这种结局,除了姜家龚家,大部分大人物也都觉得很满意,很和谐。 Afterward, under Jiang Family and Gong Family two side powerhouse verbal commands, Gemstones Cutting Assembly also finally started. 随后,在姜家龚家两方强者的号令下,琢石大会也终于开始了。 Welcome to come to participate in this Gemstones Cutting Assembly, the double-hour early, the old man were not many says. Comes the person, moves all ancient stone, may the self selection, each ancient stone fix a price thousand Top Grade Spirit Stone(s), if there are settles on every way, then price high results in!” “欢迎诸位前来参加此次琢石大会,时辰也不早了,老夫便不多说了。来人,将所有古石搬上来,诸位可自由挑选,每块古石定价一千极品灵石,若有多方看中,便价高者得!” Slow!” “慢着!” Suddenly, Xu Que raises the hand, shouted loudly: This Gemstones Cutting Assembly I all wrapped, all ancient stone I wanted, you go home to wash to rest!” 突然,徐缺举起手,大声喝道:“这次琢石大会我全包了,所有古石我都要了,你们都回家洗洗睡吧!” Then, complete Spirit Stone(s) that Xu Que crash-bang pouring gained a moment ago, piles up with the entire alcove instantaneously! 说完,徐缺哗啦啦的倒出刚才所赚的全部灵石,瞬间堆满整个亭子!
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