USS :: Volume #6

#577: He really ate!


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The big and spacious garden, is at this moment completely silent. 诺大而宽敞的庭院,此刻鸦雀无声。 The tweedle and whistle sound, have stopped! 琴声与笛声,早已停止! Everyone is terrified, looks that Xu Que swallows that dark heat to fly in circles, head at the scene on a blank, disorderly in wind! 所有人都惊恐万状,看着徐缺吞下那口黑乎乎的热翔,脑袋当场就一片空白,凌乱在风中! Heavens! 天呐 He ate! 他吃了! He really ate! 他真的吃了! This world? 这世界怎么了? Unexpectedly after some people boil the excrement, really ate! 居然有人煮屎之后真的吃下去了! Fuck, the boy, you are insincere!” Er Gou'zi sees Xu Que to act swiftly to get there first, was immediately anxious, picks several dark smelly tofu at the scene. 我靠,小子,你不厚道!”二狗子徐缺捷足先登,立马也急了,当场就夹起好几块黑乎乎的臭豆腐 A opens the mouth, sucking in air through the teeth, all swallowed suddenly. 一张口,猛然“吸溜”一声,全吞了进去。 Audience everyone immediately was scared the eye! 全场所有人顿时吓傻了眼! Xu Que is fierce enough, result dog is fiercer, eats several excrement! 徐缺已经够猛了,结果这狗更猛,一口气吃好几块屎! What is more fearful, their also face enjoys, seems eating what good food! 更可怕的是,他们还一脸享受,仿佛在吃什么美食! Vomits!” “呕!” At this time, nearby surnamed Li female has started to retch! 这时,旁边的李姓女子已经开始干呕! She could not have borne, is in itself recent to Xu Que and Er Gou'zi, the wicked stink is extremely strong, moreover witnesses so savage, where can also sit still! 她已经受不了了,本身就离徐缺二狗子最近,恶臭味极其浓烈,而且还目睹如此“凶残”的一幕,哪里还坐得住! Immediately, she sets out immediately, the whole face is pale, was far away from this alcove directly! 当即,她立马起身,满脸苍白,直接远离了这座亭子! Liu Jingning is also very shocking, but changes mind thinks, thinks with the Xu Que's character, may not be competent this matter to come absolutely to be right. 柳靖凝也很是震惊,但转念一想,认为以徐缺的性格,绝对不可能干出这种事来才对。 Had this doubt thought that she instead received booing! 有了这个狐疑的念头,她反而倒好受了一些! In fact, the brain makes up is human most excels, can the baseless imagination have the thing that some do not have completely, then the fear in enlargement heart! 事实上,脑补就是人类最擅长的,可以凭空想象出一些完全不存在的东西,进而放大化心中的恐惧! They from not hearing the smelly tofu flavor, have contacted this odor, immediately becomes on the imagination is the excrement, is indelib, therefore all senses also by enlargement, become extremely sensitive! 他们从未闻过臭豆腐的味道,一接触这种恶臭,立马就想象成是粪便,先入为主,于是一切感官也都被放大化,变得极其敏感! This is just like the mortal, some ordinary day rare events, sums up to the ghosts and gods on, subsequently produced feared black, does not dare to take the night road and so on for no reason frightened! 这就好比凡人,将部分平日少见的事件,归结到鬼神身上,继而产生了怕黑、不敢走夜路之类的无端恐惧! Presents these powerhouse, even if the realm strength is extraordinary, but cannot escape this thought eventually! 在场这些强者,纵使境界实力非凡,可也终究逃不过这种思维! The picture that Xu Que and Er Gou'zi flirt, in their eyes, is eating- excrement, moreover eats very much enjoys, making their three views destroy! 徐缺二狗子吃豆腐的画面,在他们眼里,就是在吃-屎,而且吃得很享受,让他们三观都毁了! lil' Que-Que, you......” at this time, Liu Jingning could not bear the opens the mouth, wants to ask anything. 小缺缺,你……”这时,柳靖凝还是忍不住开口,想问些什么。 Xu Que then thinks that Liu Jingning resembles in side, picks together smelly tofu immediately, directly delivers toward Liu Jingning in front, but also smiling: Do not look that dry/does, comes, eats points! 徐缺这才想到柳靖凝在旁边似的,立马夹起一块臭豆腐,直接往柳靖凝面前送,还一脸笑意道:“你别干看着呀,来来来,吃一点! Ah…… the Liu Jingning immediately complexion changes, calls out in alarm one, retreats toward the rear area fast. 啊……柳靖凝顿时脸色一变,惊叫一声,往后方飞快退去。 The people on the scene look is a chill! 在场众人看得又是一阵恶寒! This youngster Supreme Talent(s) was too fearful! 这少年天骄太可怕了! Not only oneself eat- excrement, but also likes feeding others to eat together! 不但自己吃-屎,还喜欢喂别人一起吃! Cannot think that world real every possible strange thing, had/left this person unexpectedly! 想不到世间真的无奇不有,居然出了这种人! Fearful! 可怕呀! Many people are in abundance serious, closely are covering the nose mouth, for fear that smelled the stink to be able poison. 许多人纷纷面色凝重,紧紧捂着鼻口,生怕闻多了臭味会中毒似的。 Yourself eat, I do not want!” After Liu Jingning escapes, said by far. “你自己吃吧,我不要!”柳靖凝远遁出去后,远远说道。 Looks at your low quality, having anything is good to fear! This called smelly tofu, can strengthen Soul Strength, did not eat is yourself suffers a loss!” Xu Que flips the supercilious look to say. “瞧你那损色,有什么好怕的啊!这叫臭豆腐,能增强神魂力的,不吃是你自己吃亏!”徐缺翻了翻白眼道。 smelly tofu? 臭豆腐 Liu Jingning immediately is startled. 柳靖凝顿时一怔。 The people on the scene also gawked. 在场众人也愣了一下。 Sizes up several dark things that in the wok with cooking oil only remain again, as if also really looks like the tofu. 再打量油锅里仅剩的几块黑乎乎的东西,似乎还真的像豆腐。 But has not heard to have fallen smelly the tofu that can eat, moreover became this appearance black, unexpectedly can also strengthen Soul Strength? 可是也从来没听人说过臭掉的豆腐是能吃的呀,而且都黑成这模样了,居然还能增强神魂力 Is impossible, this is absolutely impossible! 不可能,这绝对不可能! Many people denied the Xu Que's words immediately, thinks him in the flickering person! 许多人立马否定了徐缺的话,认为他是在忽悠人! Liu Jingning is doubtful, but does not have the courage really to go to attempt personally. 柳靖凝则半信半疑,但还是没勇气真去亲口尝试一下。 In her heart is thinking, if this fellow is deceives own? If by some chance this fellow liked eating- excrement? 她心中在想,万一这家伙是骗自己的呢?万一这家伙本来就喜欢吃-屎呢? But some great people on the scene were interested, can strengthen Soul Strength, no matter the genuine and fake, they thought that is worth trying! 但在场还是有一些大人物提起了兴趣,能增强神魂力,不管真假,他们都觉得值得一试! Naturally, this is not they will definitely attempt personally. 当然了,这肯定也不会是他们亲自尝试。 Comes the person, you, tastes one, regardless of the genuine and fake, has big enjoying!” A Void Refinement Stage old man, aims at a young male servant to say suddenly. “来人,就你了,去尝一口,无论真假,都有大赏!”一名炼虚期老者,突然指向一名小厮说道。 That Void Refinement Stage old man does not know that is Jiang Family or the Gong Family person, the status is extremely honored, but presents these young male servants and maidservant, is two people, the status is all base and low, even the house slaves are not. 炼虚期老者不知是姜家还是龚家的人,身份极其尊贵,而在场这些小厮与丫鬟,全是两家的人,身份卑微,连家奴都算不上。 Now the lord spoke, even if makes them die, they do not dare the disobey orders! 如今主子发话了,纵使是让他们去死,他们也不敢违抗命令! Mentioned by name young male servant whole face is pale, in front of timid arriving Xu Que, trembling sound said: Duke...... Young Master, whether to bestow the villain same place!” 被点名的小厮满脸苍白,唯唯诺诺的来到徐缺面前,颤声道:“公……公子,可否赐小人一块!” Some necessities feared that this, this is the good thing!” Xu Que has not rejected, picks together smelly tofu directly, warm over the face delivers to front of that young male servant. “有必要怕成这样嘛,这可是好东西呀!”徐缺没有拒绝,直接夹起一块臭豆腐,热情满面的送到那小厮面前。 The young male servant whole body shook, anxious opened the opens the mouth, the eye pupil shut tightly suddenly, as if completed the determination that must bring death, contained smelly tofu suddenly. 小厮浑身抖了一下,紧张的张了张口,眼眸陡然紧闭,仿佛是做好了要去送死的决心,猛然一口将臭豆腐含了下去。 Chī! 哧! smelly tofu spouts the fresh juice in his mouth instantaneously, following close on, the mouth cannot be feeling to have the stink, what replaces it is rich fragrance! 臭豆腐瞬间在他嘴中喷出鲜汁,紧跟着,嘴里丝毫感觉不到有臭味,取而代之的是一股浓郁香味! This......” young male servant immediately stared in a big way a pupil, the color of whole face shock, the mind also thundered, Soul Strength has been promoted instantaneously! “这……”小厮顿时瞪大了眼眸,满脸震惊之色,脑海也同时一阵轰鸣,神魂力瞬间得到提升! What's wrong?” The distant place, that old man who sends him to come asks. “如何?”远处,那名派他前来的老者开口询问。 A young male servant face is pleasantly surprised, said loudly: High Lord, this thing indeed has the fragrance of tofu reply . Moreover the taste is extremely good, is more fragrant than the ordinary tofu, and really can strengthen Soul Strength!” 小厮一脸惊喜,大声道:“回禀主上,这东西的确有豆腐的香味,而且口感极佳,比普通豆腐还要香甜,并且真的能增强神魂力!” Then, he turns around to look to Xu Que, said excitedly: Good fortune that many thanks Young Master rewards, the villain is grateful!” 说完,他转身看向徐缺,万分激动道:“多谢公子赏赐的造化,小人感激涕零!” Shuā! 唰! Shortly, an audience dreariness. 顷刻间,全场一片沉寂。 Everyone is dumbfounded, simply has not thought that matter can unexpectedly so the transition. 所有人都目瞪口呆,根本没想到,事情竟会如此转折。 That dark thing, is really not the excrement, but is smelly tofu? 那黑乎乎的东西,真的不是屎,而是臭豆腐 And really can strengthen Soul Strength? 并且真的可以增强神魂力 How this...... is this possible?” Liu Jingning first said the sound to come, really shocked, because this type can strengthen Soul Strength food, complete hears something one has never heard of! “这……这怎么可能?”柳靖凝第一个道出声来,实在太震撼了,因为这种能增强神魂力的食物,完全闻所未闻过! powerhouse of other major influence and school, in abundance startled. 其他各大势力与门派的强者,也纷纷愕然。 But the next quarter, all great people moved as if by prior agreement. 但下一刻,所有大人物都不约而同的动了起来。 little friend, whether to let the obsolete attempt same place?” Sends the old man who the young male servant attempts to take the lead to open the mouth saying that vision brilliant looks at Xu Que! 小友,可否让老朽尝试一块?”派小厮来尝试的老者率先开口道,目光灼灼的看着徐缺 Eight Desolations Azure Dragon Pavilion powerhouse also opens the mouth: This youngster Supreme Talent(s), whether also to make the old body come the same place?” 八荒青龙派强者也开口:“这位少年天骄,能否也让老身来一块?” Mirage Sect powerhouse: I also want the same place, later can present as a gift you together ancient stone!” 镜花水月派强者:“我也要一块,待会儿可以赠你一块古石!” Gong Family powerhouse: little friend, gives obsolete remaining smelly tofu, bestows your 6-Star Magical Tool obsolete!” 龚家强者:“小友,将剩下的臭豆腐都给老朽,老朽赐你一件六星法器!” Bai Family powerhouse: Youngster, gives me smelly tofu, I bestow your 7-Star Magical Tool!” 白家强者:“少年,将臭豆腐都给我,我赐你一件七星法器!” All of a sudden, on the field the situation had the drastic change! 一下子,场上情况发生了剧变! From the beginning exclusion and nausea of people, participate to raise prices to fight to present major influence powerhouse, so the rapidness of change, makes many people be hard to respond completely! 从一开始众人的嫌弃与恶心,到现在各大势力强者都参与进来抬价争抢,如此变化之快,完全让许多人都难以反应! But everyone believes firmly that smelly tofu really has the wonderful effectiveness! 但所有人都确信,那臭豆腐是真的有神效! Because of the Jiang Family servant, absolutely does not have the courage to dare to lie! 因为姜家的下人,绝对没有胆子敢说谎! Everyone is peaceful, was peaceful, listening to me to say!” At this time, Xu Que held the wok with cooking oil, came out to shock the scene. “大家安静,都安静,听我说!”这时,徐缺一手捧起油锅,出来震慑场面。 As soon as the people listened to him to have the words saying that immediately peaceful. 众人一听他有话说,立马安静了下来。 Everyone vision is gazing at Xu Que. 所有人都目光都注视着徐缺 The Xu Que corners of the mouth raise, shouts loudly: I must tell everyone a good news, today was in luck, our Heaven Exploding Faction smelly tofu special price entertains guests greatly, value six thousand Top Grade Spirit Stone(s) smelly tofu, only needs 998 now! Right, you have not misunderstood, only needs 998, 1000 do not use! So long as 998, Heaven Exploding Faction smelly tofu brings back to the home!” 徐缺嘴角一扬,大声喊道:“我要告诉大家一个好消息,诸位今天走运了,我们炸天帮臭豆腐特价大酬宾,一块价值六千极品灵石臭豆腐,现在只需九九八!对,你没有听错,只需九九八,连一千都不用!只要九九八,炸天帮臭豆腐带回家!” ...... …… ...... …… 【, First puts the chart of wheat tornado release conference today, the Er Gou'zi portrait with Xu Que transcends tribulation, needs to wait for the picture to end some time, everyone should not be anxious! I urge as far as possible!】 【呀,今天只是先放麦旋风发布会的图,二狗子写真跟徐缺渡劫,需要等一段时间才画完呢,大家别急!我尽量去催催!】
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