USS :: Volume #6

#531: You violated the law!


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"Oh? does little friend have the means? Also be please liberal to consider! ” Shang Ling came the interest immediately, anticipated very much. “哦?小友还有办法?还请不吝相告!”尚龄立马来了兴趣,很是期待。 The Xu Que corners of the mouth raise, said with a smile pale: Since Sect Master Shang feels to love dearly, cannot start, the younger generation can do for somebody, free Oh! 徐缺嘴角一扬,淡笑道:“既然尚掌门觉得心疼,下不了手,晚辈是可以代劳的,免费哦! What?” Shang Ling immediately was shocked. “什么?”尚龄顿时愣住了。 Xu Que said with a smile: Sect Master Shang should not be first anxious, I start definitely also know the weight, comes take action to hit him by me, can become one to other party is I bullies his false appearance. As the matter stands, can arouse his revenge heart, therefore redoubles one's efforts practice!” 徐缺笑道:“尚掌门先别急,我下手肯定也是知轻重的,由我来出手打他,可以给他造成一个是我欺负他的假象。这样一来,就能激起他的复仇心,因此加倍努力修炼!” This......” Shang Ling is somewhat scruple! “这……”尚龄有些迟疑! Xu Que continues saying: Sect Master Shang you think well, when his practice has, we inform his truth again, he will also awaken quickly, didn't this satisfy both sides?” 徐缺继续说道:“尚掌门你好好想想,等到他修炼有成的时候,我们再告知他真相,他也会幡然醒悟,这样不就两全其美了吗?” Shang Ling was silent, both hands shoulder after behind, seriously seemed to be really pondering that this matter is feasible! 尚龄沉默了,双手背负在身后,似乎真的在认真思考这件事可不可行! But nearby Er Gou'zi has listened to stare, a face with amazement is staring at Xu Que. 而旁边的二狗子早已听愣,一脸骇然的盯着徐缺 Has seen the flickering person, has not seen has flickered such wicked, especially was also too ruthless, unexpectedly thinks that received orders dozen of people? 见过忽悠人的,可没见过忽悠得这么缺德的,特么的也太狠了吧,居然想“奉旨打人”? Sect Master Shang, must be cruel-hearted, this time was good because of him offended me, I do not want to haggle over. But in the future he, if offended what more powerful person, the consequence may be inconceivable!” Xu Que does best to convince to urge. 尚掌门,必须得狠下心呀,这次好在他是得罪了我,我并不想计较。可将来他要是得罪了什么更强大的人,后果可就难以想象了呀!”徐缺苦口婆心劝道。 Shang Ling silent for a long time, finally finally vacillation, firmly decides, the nod said: Good, depends on the office that Zhuge little friend said! Zhuge little friend starts, but cannot extremely!” 尚龄沉默了许久,最后终于动摇,下了下狠心,点头道:“好,就依诸葛小友说的办!只是诸葛小友下手的时候,可千万不能太过!” Does not have the issue, I knew fairly well, wrap on me. Sect Master Shang, this time you may owe me the favor!” Xu Que secretly rejoices, on the face shows the expression that smiles. “没问题,我心中有数,包在我身上了。尚掌门,这次你可欠我人情了哟!”徐缺暗喜,脸上露出笑眯眯的表情。 Thanks for the compliment, this matter had work Zhuge little friend, this favor old man records surely sincerely.” The Shang Ling nod said. “好说好说,此事就有劳诸葛小友了,此人情老夫必定谨记着。”尚龄点头道。 Damn! Er Gou'zi was unable to continue watching, broken scolded one. 草!二狗子看不下去了,破骂了一声。 It had been subdued by Xu Que thoroughly, mother, this mouth was too fierce! Unexpectedly can also such flickering person! 它已经彻底被徐缺折服,妈的,这嘴太厉害了啊!居然还能这么忽悠人! Shang Ling had a scare by Er Gou'zi, the doubts said: Zhuge little friend, how was your pet?” 尚龄则被二狗子吓了一跳,疑惑道:“诸葛小友,你这宠物是怎么了?” Is all right, its brain a little issue, Sect Master Shang does not need to care about it! Aha, ok, that this matter decided that I leave to look for Shang Wu now, fits out to bully him, arouses his hatred!” Xu Que hit, said that said goodbye to leave. “没事没事,它脑子有点问题,尚掌门不用在意它!啊哈,行,那这事就这么定了,我现在就动身去找尚武,装成欺负他,激起他的仇恨!”徐缺打个了哈哈,说完就告辞离开。 Shang Ling arched cupping one hand in the other across the chest: Had work Zhuge little friend!” 尚龄拱了拱手:“有劳诸葛小友了!” ...... …… Soon, Xu Que appears with Er Gou'zi on the street, inquired after Shang Wu position, then hurries to fast. 不多时,徐缺二狗子出现在街道上,打听到尚武的位置后,便快速赶去。 Boy, your move was too ruthless, a fraction of a minute plays the deceased person!” On the road, a Er Gou'zi face admires gives the thumbs-up toward Xu Que! “小子,你这招太狠了,分分钟玩死人呀!”路上,二狗子一脸佩服的朝徐缺竖起了大拇指! This is the first time that the unprecedented matter, Er Gou'zi rare indicated to admire in front of Xu Que. 这可是破天荒的事,二狗子难得第一次在徐缺面前表示敬服。 Said many times, low-key low-key, attention low key!” A response of Xu Que face smelly fart said. “说多少次了,低调低调,注意低调!”徐缺一脸臭屁的回应道。 The Er Gou'zi whole face is excited, is eager to try: „Does boy, how many fists also make this God Venerable punch later? You could rest assured that this God Venerable will also grasp the effort and ensure does not kill him!” 二狗子却满脸兴奋,跃跃欲试:“小子,待会儿也让本神尊揍几拳呗?你放心,本神尊也会把握力度的,保证不打死他!” You consider as finished, if were killed by you, I was a scapegoat! Like this, you are responsible for spitting his saliva later!” “你还是算了吧,万一被你打死,我就背锅了!这样吧,你待会儿就负责吐他口水!” Good, 666!” “好,666!” a person and a dog is completely two bad embryos, discussed all the way how to teach Shang Wu, unknowingly comes beside a arrived restaurant. 一人一狗完全就是两个坏胚,一路上商量怎么教训尚武,不知不觉就来到了一间酒楼之外。 At this time although very early in the morning, but in the restaurant is extremely busy, Shang Wu to vent depressed, asking many packs of scoundrels to come out together the drinking amusement. 此时虽然大清早,可酒楼中已经热闹非凡,尚武为了发泄苦闷,请了不少狐朋狗友一同出来喝酒玩乐。 One group of glamorous females, all partly lie down in several youngster arms, most women, were surrounded by beautiful women by Shang Wu, is laughing and playing, while feeds the liquor to him! 一群浓妆艳抹的女子,皆半躺在几名少年怀里,其中大部分女人,都被尚武左拥右抱中,一边嬉笑,一边给他喂酒! The Shang Wu whole face is favorite, said unscrupulously: I told you, do not look that Zhuge Liang is now rampant, several days later he must die without doubt!” 尚武满脸得意,肆无忌惮道:“我跟你们说,别看那诸葛亮现在嚣张,过几天他将必死无疑!” It seems like General Shang found the method to renovate him?” A youngster asked with a smile. “看来尚将军是找到方法整治他了?”一名少年笑吟吟问道。 Laughing that Shang Wu disdains said: Haha, copes with Zhuge Liang, but also serves a need to think the method? When the people in my paternal aunt clan come, perhaps Zhuge Liang cried without enough time, to pass away continually!” 尚武不屑的大笑道:“哈哈,对付一个诸葛亮而已,还用得着想方法么?待我姑姑族中的人过来,诸葛亮恐怕连哭都来不及,就得命丧黄泉!” Bang!” “砰!” Suddenly, at this moment, giant sound resounds, the front door of entire restaurant drove out suddenly! 突然,就在这时,一声巨大的响声响起,整个酒楼的大门猛然被人轰开! The next quarter, Xu Que walked slowly, the whole face teased the happy expression: Yo, words that General Shang just spoke real? Comes the person, closes to put the dog!” 下一刻,徐缺慢悠悠的走了进来,满脸戏谑笑意道:“哟,尚将军刚刚说的话是真的吗?来人呐,关门放狗!” „......” “……” Shuā! 唰! Audience instantaneous peace. 全场瞬间一片安静。 Everyone was scared, simply has not thought that Xu Que will appear suddenly, moreover brought a dog! 所有人都吓傻了,根本没想到徐缺会突然间出现,而且还带来了一条狗! A Shang Wu eyeball revolution, said with a smile immediately: Haha, originally is General Zhuge, I cracked a joke a moment ago, won't General Zhuge mind? Last night thanks to General Zhuge, my father to teach me a lot!” 尚武眼珠子一转,当即笑道:“哈哈,原来是诸葛将军,我刚才只是开开玩笑,想必诸葛将军不会介意吧?昨晚托诸葛将军的福,我爹可没少训我啊!” He intentionally in Xu Que surface premise his father, at the same time for is warned that Xu Que do not act unreasonably, after all his father in city! 他故意在徐缺面前提他爹,一方面为的就是警告徐缺别乱来,毕竟他爹就在城中! On the other hand is also telling Xu Que, you framed me last night, now I play your small joke, is not excessive! 另一方面也是在告诉徐缺,你昨晚陷害我,现在我开你个小玩笑,也不算过分呀! However, Xu Que actually smiles not to speak, stands in same place, staring stares at Shang Wu to look. 然而,徐缺却笑而不语,就站在原地,直勾勾的盯着尚武看。 Er Gou'zi is excited in the one side, eye pupil upending none, could not have borne the strategic place punch Shang Wu one quickly. 二狗子在一旁兴奋不已,眼眸直放精光,已经快忍不住要冲上去揍尚武一顿了。 Was invited by the fathers punches his son, this matter to Er Gou'zi, was too exciting is too fun! 被人家老爹请来揍他儿子,这种事对二狗子来说,实在太刺激太好玩了! General Shang, franking, today I am enforce the law!” At this time, Xu Que opened the mouth finally. 尚将军,实不相瞒,今天我是来执法的!”这时,徐缺终于开口。 But his words, make the people stare in abundance. 可他的话,却让众人都纷纷一愣。 Law enforcement? What law holds? 执法?执什么法? General Zhuge this words what intent? Do you not the government position in Snow City, what law you want to hold?” Shang Wu realized that the matter is not a little right, knits the brows to ask, body also cannot help but will move slightly in the future. 诸葛将军此话何意?你在雪城中并无官职,你想执什么法?”尚武意识到事情有点不对劲,皱眉问道,身子也不由自主的微微往后挪动了一下。 The Xu Que corners of the mouth raise, smile saying: You possibly do not know, I entered a new department a while ago, is called the municipal management bureau, is called city management, specifically is responsible for reorganizing the city's appearance and so on!” 徐缺嘴角一扬,笑眯眯道:“你可能不知道,我前段时间进了个新部门,叫做城市管理局,简称城管,专门负责整理市容之类的!” Reorganizes the city's appearance?” Shang Wu knits the brows again, some not anti- say/way: „Do you come this place to do?” “整理市容?”尚武再次皱眉,有些不耐道:“那你来此地干嘛?” Xu Que should say indifferently: Catches you!” 徐缺淡然应道:“来抓你!” What?” Shang Wu immediately is stunned. “什么?”尚武顿时愕然。 You violated the law, according to the laws, must punch at the scene! Er Gou'zi closes quickly!” Xu Que said, to rub has the sleeve to proceed to walk. “你犯法了,按照条规,得当场揍一顿!二狗子快去关门!”徐缺说完,撸起袖子就往前走去。 Shang Wu instantaneous scalp tingles, he only then Nascent Soul Stage cultivation base, where dares to begin with Xu Que, flustered immediately, shouts greatly: Zhuge Liang, do not act unreasonably, why you said that I did violate the law?” 尚武瞬间头皮发麻,他才只有元婴期修为,哪里敢跟徐缺动手,立马就慌了,大喊道:“诸葛亮,你别乱来,你凭什么说我犯法了?” „Don't you have the long ear? I said is reorganizes the city's appearance, what you had a look at your face to become ugly, unexpectedly did not bring the mask to dare to go out, this not in destruction city's appearance?” Xu Que finishes speaking, figure in a flash, plunders to Shang Wu in front of suddenly instantaneously, on toward his face goes on a bang of fist directly. “你没长耳朵吗?我都说了是来整理市容的,你看看你这张脸都丑成什么样了,居然不带面罩就敢出门,这不就是在破坏市容吗?”徐缺话音刚落,身形陡然一晃,瞬间掠至尚武面前,直接就一拳朝他脸上轰去。 Bang! 砰! "Ah!Shang Wu called out pitifully to make noise at the scene, the bridge of the nose bone broke directly, blood crossflow! “啊!尚武当场惨叫出声,鼻梁骨直接断裂,鲜血横流! Meaning that but Xu Que has not stopped slightly, lifts a hand fist another fist pounds, sincere a slap in the face! 徐缺丝毫没有停下的意思,抬手一拳又一拳的砸下去,拳拳打脸 Bang! 砰! Makes you not bring the mask!” “让你不带面罩!” Ah…… 啊…… Makes you not bring the mask!” “让你不带面罩!” Ah…… 啊…… Makes you not bring the mask!” “让你不带面罩!” Ah…… 啊…… In Xu Que broken scolded with the Shang Wu pitiful yell sound, presented everyone whole face delay, completely looked stupidly! 徐缺一声声破骂与尚武的惨叫声中,在场所有人都满脸呆滞,全然看傻了! look ugly does not bring the mask to go out, violated the law? 长得丑不带面罩出门,就犯法了? When were Snow City many this law? 雪城什么时候多了这种法? , Others General Shang was also long is not ugly! 再说了,人家尚将军长得也不算丑呀!
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