"Oh? does little friend have the means? Alsobe please liberalto consider! ” Shang Lingcame the interestimmediately, anticipatedvery much.“哦?小友还有办法?还请不吝相告!”尚龄立马来了兴趣,很是期待。
The Xu Quecorners of the mouthraise, said with a smilepale: „SinceSect Master Shangfeelsto love dearly, cannot start, the younger generationcando for somebody, freeOh!”徐缺嘴角一扬,淡笑道:“既然尚掌门觉得心疼,下不了手,晚辈是可以代劳的,免费哦!”„What?”Shang Lingimmediatelywas shocked.
“什么?”尚龄顿时愣住了。Xu Quesaid with a smile: „Sect Master Shang should not be first anxious, Istartdefinitelyalsoknow the weight, comestake actionto hithimbyme, canbecomeonetoother partyisIbullieshisfalse appearance. As the matter stands, canarousehisrevengeheart, thereforeredoubles one's effortspractice!”徐缺笑道:“尚掌门先别急,我下手肯定也是知轻重的,由我来出手打他,可以给他造成一个是我欺负他的假象。这样一来,就能激起他的复仇心,因此加倍努力修炼!”„This......”Shang Lingis somewhat scruple!
“这……”尚龄有些迟疑!Xu Quecontinues saying: „Sect Master Shangyouthinkwell, whenhispracticehas, weinformhistruthagain, hewill also awakenquickly, didn't thissatisfy both sides?”徐缺继续说道:“尚掌门你好好想想,等到他修炼有成的时候,我们再告知他真相,他也会幡然醒悟,这样不就两全其美了吗?”Shang Lingwas silent, both handsshoulder after behind, seriously seemed to be really pondering that thismatteris feasible!尚龄沉默了,双手背负在身后,似乎真的在认真思考这件事可不可行!ButnearbyEr Gou'zihas listenedto stare, a facewith amazementis staring atXu Que.
而旁边的二狗子早已听愣,一脸骇然的盯着徐缺。Has seen the flickeringperson, has not seenhas flickeredsuchwicked, especially was also too ruthless, unexpectedlythinks that „received ordersdozen of people”?
见过忽悠人的,可没见过忽悠得这么缺德的,特么的也太狠了吧,居然想“奉旨打人”?„Sect Master Shang, must be cruel-hearted, thistimewas goodbecause ofhimoffendedme, Ido not wantto haggle over. Butin the futurehe, ifoffendedwhatmore powerfulperson, the consequencemaybe inconceivable!”Xu Quedoes best to convinceto urge.
“尚掌门,必须得狠下心呀,这次好在他是得罪了我,我并不想计较。可将来他要是得罪了什么更强大的人,后果可就难以想象了呀!”徐缺苦口婆心劝道。Shang Lingsilentfor a long time, finallyfinallyvacillation, firmly decides, the nodsaid: „Good, depends on the office that Zhugelittle friendsaid! Zhugelittle friendstarts, butcannotextremely!”尚龄沉默了许久,最后终于动摇,下了下狠心,点头道:“好,就依诸葛小友说的办!只是诸葛小友下手的时候,可千万不能太过!”„Does not have the issue, Iknew fairly well, wrap on me. Sect Master Shang, thistimeyoumayoweme the favor!”Xu Quesecretly rejoices, on the faceshows the expression that smiles.
“没问题,我心中有数,包在我身上了。尚掌门,这次你可欠我人情了哟!”徐缺暗喜,脸上露出笑眯眯的表情。„Thanks for the compliment, this matterhadworkZhugelittle friend, thisfavorold manrecordssurelysincerely.” The Shang Lingnodsaid.
“好说好说,此事就有劳诸葛小友了,此人情老夫必定谨记着。”尚龄点头道。„Damn!”Er Gou'ziwas unable to continue watching, brokenscoldedone.
“草!”二狗子看不下去了,破骂了一声。Ithad been subduedbyXu Quethoroughly, mother, thismouthwas too fierce! Unexpectedly can also suchflickeringperson!
它已经彻底被徐缺折服,妈的,这嘴太厉害了啊!居然还能这么忽悠人!Shang Linghad a scarebyEr Gou'zi, the doubtssaid: „Zhugelittle friend, how was your pet?”尚龄则被二狗子吓了一跳,疑惑道:“诸葛小友,你这宠物是怎么了?”„Is all right, itsbraina littleissue, Sect Master Shangdoes not needto care aboutit! Aha, ok, thatthismatter decided that Ileaveto look forShang Wunow, fits outto bullyhim, arouseshishatred!”Xu Quehit, said that said goodbyeto leave.
“没事没事,它脑子有点问题,尚掌门不用在意它!啊哈,行,那这事就这么定了,我现在就动身去找尚武,装成欺负他,激起他的仇恨!”徐缺打个了哈哈,说完就告辞离开。Shang Lingarchedcupping one hand in the other across the chest: „HadworkZhugelittle friend!”尚龄拱了拱手:“有劳诸葛小友了!”
......
……Soon, Xu QueappearswithEr Gou'zion the street, inquired after Shang Wuposition, thenhurries tofast.
不多时,徐缺跟二狗子出现在街道上,打听到尚武的位置后,便快速赶去。„Boy, your movewas too ruthless, a fraction of a minuteplays the deceased person!”On the road, a Er Gou'zifaceadmiresgives the thumbs-uptowardXu Que!
“小子,你这招太狠了,分分钟玩死人呀!”路上,二狗子一脸佩服的朝徐缺竖起了大拇指!
This is the first time that the unprecedentedmatter, Er Gou'zirareindicatedto admirein front ofXu Que.
这可是破天荒的事,二狗子难得第一次在徐缺面前表示敬服。„Saidmanytimes, low-keylow-key, attentionlow key!” A response of Xu Quefacesmellyfartsaid.
“说多少次了,低调低调,注意低调!”徐缺一脸臭屁的回应道。
The Er Gou'ziwhole faceis excited, is eager to try: „Does boy, how manyfistsalsomakethis God Venerablepunchlater? Youcould rest assured that this God Venerablewill also grasp the effort and ensure does not killhim!”二狗子却满脸兴奋,跃跃欲试:“小子,待会儿也让本神尊揍几拳呗?你放心,本神尊也会把握力度的,保证不打死他!”„Youconsider as finished, ifwere killedbyyou, Iwas a scapegoat! Like this, youare responsible forspittinghissalivalater!”
“你还是算了吧,万一被你打死,我就背锅了!这样吧,你待会儿就负责吐他口水!”„Good, 666!”
“好,666!”a person and a dog is completely twobadembryos, discussedall the wayhowto teachShang Wu, unknowinglycomesbeside a arrivedrestaurant.一人一狗完全就是两个坏胚,一路上商量怎么教训尚武,不知不觉就来到了一间酒楼之外。At this timealthoughvery early in the morning, butin the restaurantis extremely busy, Shang Wutoventdepressed, askingmanypacks of scoundrelsto come outtogether the drinkingamusement.
此时虽然大清早,可酒楼中已经热闹非凡,尚武为了发泄苦闷,请了不少狐朋狗友一同出来喝酒玩乐。Onegroup of glamorousfemales, allpartlylie downinseveralyoungsterarms, mostwomen, were surrounded by beautiful womenbyShang Wu, is laughing and playing, whilefeeds the liquortohim!
一群浓妆艳抹的女子,皆半躺在几名少年怀里,其中大部分女人,都被尚武左拥右抱中,一边嬉笑,一边给他喂酒!
The Shang Wuwhole faceis favorite, saidunscrupulously: „Itoldyou,do not lookthatZhuge Liangis now rampant, several days laterhemustdiewithout doubt!”尚武满脸得意,肆无忌惮道:“我跟你们说,别看那诸葛亮现在嚣张,过几天他将必死无疑!”„It seems like General Shangfound the methodto renovatehim?” A youngsteraskedwith a smile.
“看来尚将军是找到方法整治他了?”一名少年笑吟吟问道。Laughing that Shang Wudisdainssaid: „Haha, copes withZhuge Liang, but alsoserves a needto think the method? When the people in mypaternal auntclancome, perhapsZhuge Liangcriedwithout enough time, to pass awaycontinually!”尚武不屑的大笑道:“哈哈,对付一个诸葛亮而已,还用得着想方法么?待我姑姑族中的人过来,诸葛亮恐怕连哭都来不及,就得命丧黄泉!”„Bang!”
“砰!”Suddenly, at this moment, giantsoundresounds, the front door of entirerestaurantdrove outsuddenly!
突然,就在这时,一声巨大的响声响起,整个酒楼的大门猛然被人轰开!
The nextquarter, Xu Quewalkedslowly, the whole faceteased the happy expression: „Yo, words that General Shangjustspokereal? Comes the person, closesto put the dog!”
下一刻,徐缺慢悠悠的走了进来,满脸戏谑笑意道:“哟,尚将军刚刚说的话是真的吗?来人呐,关门放狗!”„......”
“……”Shuā!唰!Audienceinstantaneouspeace.
全场瞬间一片安静。Everyonewas scared, simplyhas not thought that Xu Quewill appearsuddenly, moreoverbrought a dog!
所有人都吓傻了,根本没想到徐缺会突然间出现,而且还带来了一条狗!
A Shang Wueyeballrevolution, said with a smileimmediately: „Haha, originallyisGeneral Zhuge, Icracked a jokea moment ago, won't General Zhugemind? Last nightthanks toGeneral Zhuge, my father to teachmea lot!”尚武眼珠子一转,当即笑道:“哈哈,原来是诸葛将军,我刚才只是开开玩笑,想必诸葛将军不会介意吧?昨晚托诸葛将军的福,我爹可没少训我啊!”HeintentionallyinXu Quesurfacepremisehis father, at the same timeforiswarned that Xu Quedo not act unreasonably, after allhis fatherincity!
他故意在徐缺面前提他爹,一方面为的就是警告徐缺别乱来,毕竟他爹就在城中!On the other handis also tellingXu Que, youframedmelast night, nowIplayyoursmalljoke, is not excessive!
另一方面也是在告诉徐缺,你昨晚陷害我,现在我开你个小玩笑,也不算过分呀!However, Xu Queactuallysmilesnot to speak, stands in same place, staringstares atShang Wuto look.
然而,徐缺却笑而不语,就站在原地,直勾勾的盯着尚武看。Er Gou'ziis excitedin the one side, eyepupilupendingnone, could not have borne the strategic placepunchShang Wuonequickly.二狗子在一旁兴奋不已,眼眸直放精光,已经快忍不住要冲上去揍尚武一顿了。Was invitedby the fatherspuncheshis son, thismattertoEr Gou'zi, was too excitingis too fun!
被人家老爹请来揍他儿子,这种事对二狗子来说,实在太刺激太好玩了!„General Shang, franking, todayIamenforce the law!”At this time, Xu Queopened the mouthfinally.
“尚将军,实不相瞒,今天我是来执法的!”这时,徐缺终于开口。Buthiswords, make the peoplestarein abundance.
可他的话,却让众人都纷纷一愣。Law enforcement? Whatlawholds?
执法?执什么法?„General Zhugethiswordswhatintent? Do younot the government positioninSnow City, whatlawyouwantto hold?”Shang Wurealized that the matteris not a little right, knits the browsto ask, bodyalsocannot help butwill moveslightlyin the future.
“诸葛将军此话何意?你在雪城中并无官职,你想执什么法?”尚武意识到事情有点不对劲,皱眉问道,身子也不由自主的微微往后挪动了一下。
The Xu Quecorners of the mouthraise, smile saying: „Youpossiblydo not know,Ientered a newdepartmenta while ago, is called the municipal managementbureau, is calledcity management, specificallyis responsible forreorganizing the city's appearanceand so on!”徐缺嘴角一扬,笑眯眯道:“你可能不知道,我前段时间进了个新部门,叫做城市管理局,简称城管,专门负责整理市容之类的!”„Reorganizes the city's appearance?”Shang Wuknits the browsagain, somenotanti-say/way: „Do youcomethisplaceto do?”
“整理市容?”尚武再次皱眉,有些不耐道:“那你来此地干嘛?”Xu Queshouldsayindifferently: „Catchesyou!”徐缺淡然应道:“来抓你!”„What?”Shang Wuimmediatelyis stunned.
“什么?”尚武顿时愕然。„Youviolated the law, according to the laws, mustpunchat the scene! Er Gou'ziclosesquickly!”Xu Quesaid,to rubhas the sleeveto proceedto walk.
“你犯法了,按照条规,得当场揍一顿!二狗子快去关门!”徐缺说完,撸起袖子就往前走去。Shang Wuinstantaneousscalp tingles, heonly thenNascent Soul Stagecultivation base, wheredaresto beginwithXu Que, flusteredimmediately, shoutsgreatly: „Zhuge Liang, do not act unreasonably, whyyousaid that Idid violate the law?”尚武瞬间头皮发麻,他才只有元婴期修为,哪里敢跟徐缺动手,立马就慌了,大喊道:“诸葛亮,你别乱来,你凭什么说我犯法了?”„Don't youhave the longear? Isaidisreorganizes the city's appearance, whatyouhad a look at your faceto becomeugly, unexpectedlydid not bring the maskto dareto go out, thisnotindestructioncity's appearance?”Xu Quefinishes speaking, figurein a flash, plunderstoShang Wuin front ofsuddenlyinstantaneously, ontowardhisfacegoeson a bang of fistdirectly.
“你没长耳朵吗?我都说了是来整理市容的,你看看你这张脸都丑成什么样了,居然不带面罩就敢出门,这不就是在破坏市容吗?”徐缺话音刚落,身形陡然一晃,瞬间掠至尚武面前,直接就一拳朝他脸上轰去。Bang!
砰!"Ah! ” Shang Wucalled out pitifullyto make noiseat the scene, the bridge of the nosebonebrokedirectly, bloodcrossflow!“啊!”尚武当场惨叫出声,鼻梁骨直接断裂,鲜血横流!Meaning that butXu Quehas not stoppedslightly, lifts a handfistanotherfistpounds, sincerea slap in the face!
可徐缺丝毫没有停下的意思,抬手一拳又一拳的砸下去,拳拳打脸!Bang!
砰!„Makesyounot bring the mask!”
“让你不带面罩!”„Ah……”
“啊……”„Makesyounot bring the mask!”
“让你不带面罩!”„Ah……”
“啊……”„Makesyounot bring the mask!”
“让你不带面罩!”„Ah……”
“啊……”InXu Quebrokenscoldedwith the Shang Wupitiful yellsound, presentedeveryonewhole facedelay, completelylookedstupidly!
在徐缺一声声破骂与尚武的惨叫声中,在场所有人都满脸呆滞,全然看傻了!look uglydoes not bring the maskto go out, violated the law?长得丑不带面罩出门,就犯法了?When were Snow Citymanythislaw?雪城什么时候多了这种法?
, OthersGeneral Shangwas also long is not ugly!
再说了,人家尚将军长得也不算丑呀!
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