„Zī~”
“滋滋~”Xu Quemade an effortto pinch the thing of thatfat, finallymade an intermittentcreamysound, probablyincrowdedmeat.徐缺用劲捏了捏那块肉呼呼的东西,结果发出一阵阵滑腻的声音,就好像在挤肉似的。Moreoverhediscovered, surroundingstone wall is very normal, only thenthissmallparthas problems.
而且他发现了,周围的石壁都很正常,就只有这一小部分出了问题。Immediately, Xu QuecalledSystem.
当即,徐缺就唤出了系统。„Profiteer...... bahis not right, System, examinesthisquicklyiswhatthing!”
“奸商……呸不对,系统,快查查看这是什么玩意!”Whiz!
嗖!Xu Queimmediatelypassed over gently and swiftlyat present a white light, follows close onis transmitting the System Promptsound.徐缺眼前顿时掠过一道白光,紧跟着传来系统提示音。“Ding,examines, discovers the unknownlifeform, presentlyis atpartlysinksto sleephalfsealcondition, purchases‚Water of Purification’to awaken? ”“叮,检测完毕,发现未知生物,当前处于半沉眠半封印状态,是否购买‘净化之水’进行唤醒?”„Whatthing? Is thissoftthing the lifeform? Moreoverawakensitalso to buyonebottle of valuefivethousandActing Cool PointsWater of Purification? Iam not dry!”
“啥玩意?这软绵绵的东西是生物?而且唤醒它还得买一瓶价值五千点装逼值的净化之水?靠,我才不干呢!”Xu Questaresto look blankimmediately, the ghostknows that whatthingthisunknownlifeformis, if after awakening, whatantiquitycame outto be only ominous, orwhatsealwas wild, was cut after byoneselfkilled, can't onlyobtainExperience Point(s)?徐缺当即瞪直了眼,鬼知道这未知生物是什么玩意,万一唤醒之后出来只什么上古凶灵,或者什么封印野怪,被自己斩杀后,不也就只能得到一点经验值吗?Owed, whatthisyear is Experience Point(s)? Acting Cool Point(s)ismost precious?
太亏了,这年头经验值算什么?装逼值才是最珍贵的好吗?„Does not do, does not doabsolutely!”
“不搞,绝对不搞!”Xu QuerejectedSystemwithout hesitation.徐缺毫不犹豫的拒绝了系统。Althoughhenowis also successful the Acting Cool Point(s)accumulationhas been toten thousand, butdoes not hatefloweredhalfto wastein an unidentifiedlifeform, after all the riskis a little big, likely fivethousandActing Cool Pointsthrew away carelesslydirectly.
虽说他现在已经又成功将装逼值累积到过万了,可还是不舍得花一半去浪费在一个不明生物上,毕竟风险有点大,很可能五千点装逼值直接就打水漂了。However, asonegeneration of Cool King, certainlywants one curiosity that is bold inpractice.
不过,身为一代逼王,肯定要有一颗勇于探索的好奇心。
After Xu QuerejectsSystem, stands in same place, startsto attemptto pullthatmeat, triespullingthatlifeform.徐缺拒绝系统后,就站在原地,开始尝试去扯那块肉,试图把那生物给扯出来。Butpulledfor quite a while, pulls the motionlessslightestobstinatelycompletely.
只不过扯了大半天,愣是完全扯不动分毫。Evenwashegivesto displaySoaring Dragon Nine Transformation and strength of Murderer's Swordoverlay, did not have the meansto pullthatmeat, as ifthatmeatwaslonginstone wall.
甚至是他将龙腾九变与杀人剑叠加的力量都给施展出来了,也毫无办法扯动那块肉,仿佛那块肉就是长在石壁里。Xu Queevenhas an misconception, only ifhecanshake the entiremountain range, otherwiseis impossibleto pull.徐缺甚至有种错觉,除非他能撼动整座山脉,否则根本不可能扯得动。„Motheregg, whatbrokenlifeform, I!”Xu Questaredstaring, fishes outMurderer's Sword, puncturesdirectlytowardthatmeaton.
“妈蛋了,什么破生物,我呸!”徐缺瞪了瞪眼,摸出杀人剑,直接就往那块肉上刺去。„Pā!”
“啪!”However, unexpectedly, Murderer's Swordjusttouchedthatmeat, unexpectedlydirectlypowerfulpliableseparating, slidesnearbydirectlyarrived, there isto plantto the fisthits the powerless feelingoncotton!
然而,出乎意料的是,杀人剑刚刚触及那块肉,竟直接被强大的韧劲给弹开了,直接滑到了一旁,有种向拳头打在棉花上的无力感!„what the hell, mydon't believing it.”
“我勒个去,我就不信邪了。”Xu QuegraspsMurderer's Sword, puncturedfast.徐缺握起杀人剑,飞快的刺了起来。„Pā!Pā!pā pā pā......”
“啪!啪!啪啪啪……”In the silentdimchannel, resoundedmade the strangesound that onethought.
寂静昏暗的通道里,响起了令人浮想联翩的诡异声响。However, when the Xu Queplangives up, appearedaccidentally/surprisingly.
然而,就在徐缺打算放弃的时候,意外却出现了。Sees onlythatmeat on stone wall, flungsuddenly, following close on, the stone wallrear areais hearing a pitiful yellsound of wailing!
只见石壁上的那块肉,陡然甩了一下,紧跟着,石壁后方传来一声尖啸的惨叫声!„Ohmygrass, mother, it hurts, it hurtsit hurts, it hurts! Iswhois plotting againstthis God Venerable? Hasto plant!”
“哎哟我草,妈的,疼疼疼疼!是谁在暗算本神尊?有种进来啊!”
The sound in stone wall, makesXu Quehave a scareimmediately.石壁里的声音,立马让徐缺吓了一跳。Hestares the bigeye, unbelievable, how manyoneselfpuncturedcasually, unexpectedlyreallyinsidelifeformawakening?
他瞪大眼睛,难以置信,自己随便刺了几下,居然就真把里面的生物给唤醒了?Moreoverwhatis most essential, thisfellowtoneis so big, unexpectedlysaysGod Venerable? God Venerablepossiblybyrestrictive sealinthis? Histeasesme?
而且最关键的是,这家伙口气这么大,居然自称神尊?神尊怎么可能被封禁在这?丫的逗我呢?
The Xu Queeyebrowselects, sneers saying: „Iam the lord of Immortal World, confers a title upon the emperor of smallfresh meat, whatthingyouare, daresto shout and wrangleinthis, harassingmeis idle?”徐缺眉毛一挑,冷笑道:“我乃仙界之主,封号小鲜肉之帝,你是什么东西,竟敢在此大呼小叫,扰我清闲?”Instone wallobstinatelysilentmoment, at oncethatsharpthroatsoundtransmits.石壁里愣是沉默了片刻,旋即那尖锐的嗓子声传来。„Snort, does the younghairy child who wherecomes, dareto pretend the lord of Immortal Worldin front ofthis God Venerable? Reallybold, absurd! Wait, inyourhandtakesanything, do not hide, mother, do not hide, was just youpuncturesinmytongue!”
“哼,哪来的小毛孩,竟敢在本神尊面前假冒仙界之主?真是胆大包天,岂有此理!等等,你手里拿着什么,别藏,妈的,你别藏,刚刚就是你刺在我舌头!”„Can youseeme?”Xu Queis startled, maintaining composuretook backSystemstorage spaceMurderer's Sword, the whole faceis surprised, toside obviouslybysealinstone wall, can seeownevery action and every movementunexpectedly.
“你看得见我?”徐缺一怔,不动声色的将杀人剑收回了系统储物空间,满脸惊奇,对方明明被封印在石壁里,居然能看得见自己的一举一动。Thisgrade of ability, is very uncommon, at leastisBody Fusion Stageabovedivine soul, has the sopowerfulsensation!
这等能力,很不凡呀,起码得是合体期以上的神魂,才有如此强大的感知!„Snort, nonsense, this God Venerablehasanything unable to see, Itoldyou, youjustdareto punctureme, youended!” The soundthreat in stone wallsaid.
“哼,废话,本神尊有什么看不见的,我告诉你,你刚刚敢刺我,你完了!”石壁里的声音威胁道。
The Xu Queeyebrowselects, immediatelywas happy: „Yourthisretardedcannot come out, but alsothreatensme? Puncturesyourplace? Believesmeto punctureyourseveral?”徐缺眉毛一挑,顿时就乐了:“你这智障自己都出不来,还威胁我?刺你咋地?信不信我多刺你几下?”„Snort, young man, should not be too extremely arrogant! this God Venerableonlyusedmerely for 500years, lickingto put onthisstone wallseal, so long aspassed in 2000again, decidedhowevercango out. When the time comes, this God Venerablefirstseeksyouto revenge!”Soundcoldly snorted and said in stone wall.
“哼,少年郎,不要太狂妄了!本神尊仅仅只用了五百年时间,就将这石壁封印给舔穿了,只要再过两千年,定然就能出去。到时候,本神尊第一个寻你报仇!”石壁里的声音冷哼道。Pū? Spent for 500yearsto lickto put onstone wallseal?
噗?花了五百年把石壁封印舔穿了?Fuck, thisfellowabsolutelyis the Deity, thismouthlives, whomdid not havesimply!我靠,这家伙绝对是神人啊,这种口儿活,简直也是没谁了!Xu Quecould not bearsmileimmediately, shook the head saying: „After 2000, Ihave flown upwardsImmortal World, the achievementimmortalposition, do yourevengewithmewithwhat? Licksmedifficultlyinadequately?”徐缺当即就忍不住笑了起来,摇头道:“两千年后,我早已飞升仙界,成就仙位,你拿什么跟我报仇?难不成舔死我么?”„Roar!”
“吼!”immediately, instone wallexudesoneto roar, responds toXu Que.顿时,石壁里发出一声咆哮,回应徐缺。However, thisroaredbesides the soundis slightly big, is unable to causewhatdeterrent effect.
然而,这声咆哮除了声音略大以外,根本无法引起什么威慑效果。Xu Queoldgodinsizes upthatmeat, such as the sound in stone wallsaid,thistrulyseems like a tongue!徐缺老神在在的打量起那块肉,如石壁里的声音所说,这确实很像是一条舌头呀!„young man, youangeredthis God Venerable, youended, even after 2000, youbecome an immortal, a this God Venerablefistkilled by explosionyouin the same old way! In the pastdiedinthis God Venerableimmortal, littlesaid that alsohadover ten thousand!”
“少年郎,你惹怒本神尊了,你完了,纵使两千年后你成了仙,本神尊照样一拳轰死你!当年死在本神尊手下的仙,少说也有上万个!”„Forget it, youblewyou, ifyouhadthatability, but can also bysealhere?”Xu Quesneers.
“得了吧,你就吹吧你,你要是有那能耐,还会被封印在这里?”徐缺冷笑。„Thatisthis God Venerableastraysthisplace, bythatruthlesspersonYin, a single slip-up may cause lasting sorrow!” The sound in stone wallloses one's temperto say.
“那是本神尊误入此地,被那个狠人阴了一把,一失足成千古恨!”石壁里的声音动怒道。„Goodall various professions, yourawesome, thisImmortal Emperoralsohas the proper businessto be busy, youcontinueto lickstone wall, after 2000, wemeetagain, do not leave till we meet, say goodbye!”
“行行行,你牛逼,本仙帝还有正事要忙,你继续舔石壁吧,两千年后咱们再相见,不见不散,告辞!”Xu Queshook the head, does not think that rubbishwithit, turns aroundto walk.徐缺摇了摇头,不想在跟它废话下去了,转身就走。But the sound in stone wallwas immediately anxious, shoutedto shoutloudly: „, young man, do not walk, youawakenedthis God Venerable, how couldto walk away? Has not come backquickly, this God Venerablehas a biggood fortuneto grantyou.”
但石壁里的声音立马就急了,大声叫喊道:“诶诶诶,少年郎,别走呀,你唤醒了本神尊,岂能一走了之?还不快回来,本神尊有一番大造化赐予你。”„Does not want!”Xu Quedoes not returnproceeds.
“不要!”徐缺头都不回的往前走。„Comes back, this God VenerablecanbestowyourunsurpassedMagic Art!”
“回来呀,本神尊可以赐你无上法诀!”„Does not want!”
“不要!”„Wait, young man, youcomethisplace, is it possible thatwantsto seekSword Spirit? hahaha, this God Venerableknows where itis at!”
“等等,少年郎,你来此地,莫非是想寻剑灵?哈哈哈,本神尊知道它在哪!”"Oh? ” the Xu Quefootstepsstagnate, slightlyexcitedturning around of: „Youknow where Sword Spiritis at?”“哦?”徐缺脚步一滞,略微心动的转过身来:“你知道剑灵在哪?”„Good, thisSword Tomb, wasthatruthlesspersonsealSword Spiritusedin the past, this God Venerable was just plottedbyhimcarefully, butthatSword Spirit, butdreadedthis God Venerableextremely.” The sound after stone wallsaidproudly.
“不错,这个剑冢,乃是当年那狠人封印剑灵所用,本神尊只不过是不小心被他暗算了,但那剑灵,可是极为畏惧本神尊的。”石壁后的声音傲然道。„Ok, yousaidto look where Sword Spiritis at?”Xu Quedoubtfulsay/way.
“行吧,那你说说看,剑灵在哪?”徐缺半信半疑道。
The sound in stone wallshouldsay: „ItinthisSword Tomb!”石壁里的声音应道:“它就在这剑冢里!”„......”
“……”Xu Que the corners of the mouthpull outimmediately, is very annoyed.徐缺当即嘴角一抽,无比恼火。Igo toyour younger sister, doesn't the ghostknowSword SpiritinSword Tomb?
我去你妹的,鬼不知道剑灵在剑冢里?Hisdaresto playme?
丫的敢玩我?„Mother'sretarded, youended!”
“妈的智障,你完了!”Xu Quefished outMurderer's Swordimmediately, flushes awaytowardthattonguedirectly.徐缺当即又摸出了杀人剑,直接就朝那条舌头冲去。„Hey, young man, what do youwantto make?”
“喂,少年郎,你想做什么?”„Dissolute!”
“放肆!”„Absurd!”
“岂有此理!”„Close toonestepgives a tryagain.”
“再靠近一步试试看。”„Believesthis God Venerableto fight with the fiststo explodeyou?”
“信不信本神尊一拳打爆你?”„Youngster, the youngster, having the matteris opento discuss that do not impulse......, Ah……”
“少年,少年,有事好商量呀,别冲动……哎呀,啊……”„it hurts, it hurtsit hurts, it hurts......”
“疼疼疼疼……”
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……【Fourthdelivers, younoticed that the chapternamedoes wantto smear? Reallyfearful! Will thisCool Kingsuchpureperson, writethattype of dirtything? Tomorrowfinallycango home, everyonevotesto hitto enjoyquickly, otherwiseIwill become lost!】
【第四更送到,你们看到章节名是不是想污了啊?真是可怕!本逼王这么纯洁的人,会写那种污的东西吗?明天终于可以回家啦,大家快投票打赏,要不然我会迷路的!】
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