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#270: Who is a country bumpkin?


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The Xu Que whole face compels ignorant, stands in same place, looks that strange vehicle comes. 徐缺满脸懵逼,愣愣站在原地,看着那辆奇怪的车子迎面而来。 This vehicle too extraordinary, that restoring the old sedan cars on contour ten scanning Earth, were throwing over the iron sheet, below four metal tires. 这车子太奇葩了,外形十分像地球上的那种复古小轿车,披着铁皮,下方四个金属轮胎。 But the material quality is very obviously different, the vehicle by metal forging, the words that carefully looks , the surface is all carving rune all over the body, front also huge Spirit Stone(s), acts as the origin of power. 但材质显然很不同,车子通体以金属锻造,仔细看的话,表面皆刻着符文,车头还有一块巨大的灵石,充当动力的来源。 This construction principle, looks like with Xu Que's God Powered Energy Canon very much, absorbs the Spirit Stone(s) energy by rune, turns into the power. 这种构造原理,与徐缺的神威充能炮很像,都是靠符文吸收灵石能量,化成动力。 But seems like, this vehicle is not completely automatic, but must need Magic Art of driver to control, looking like controlling sword is ordinary. 但看上去,这车子也不是全自动的,还得需要驾驶人的法诀去进行控制,就像是御剑一般。 But this also made Xu Que feel sufficiently surprisedly. 可这也足以让徐缺感到惊讶了。 Five countries are separated by very remotely, Fire Yuan Country and Water Yuan Country are very near, but this Metal Yuan Country and Fire Yuan Country separated the huge boundary, does not use the Teleportation Array words, at least must catch up with over six months distance to arrive. 五国相隔十分遥远,火元国水元国算是很近的,但这金元国火元国隔了着巨大的界限,不用传送阵的话,起码得赶半年多的路程才能到达。 Therefore in the Xu Que's memory, the understanding Metal Yuan Country also only stays in the name. 所以徐缺的记忆里,对金元国的了解也只停留在名字上。 Naturally, occasionally he also once heard this Metal Yuan Country cultivator(s) not dedicated practice, likes taking advantage of foreign object, moreover Refining Master also ignores a proper occupation, always fiddles with some acrobatics to be obscene. 当然,偶尔他也曾听闻这个金元国修士不专注修炼,喜欢依仗外物,而且炼器师也不务正业,总捣鼓些奇技淫巧。 However now looks like, others Metal Yuan Country most has the country that the science consciousness, can become the Fire Yuan Country's archenemy no wonder! 但是现在看来,人家金元国才是最有科学意识的国家呀,也难怪能成为火元国的大敌! Boy, avoids quickly!” “小子,快躲开呀!” At this time, the women's startled sound in car(riage) called out, seemed to have no way to stop the vehicle, can only shout, but the vehicle also at the extremely quick speed, charged into Xu Que. 这时,车里的女子惊声叫道,似乎没法将车子停下,只能大喊,而车子也以极快的速度,冲向徐缺 But Xu Que is still sizing up the vehicle, has not heard just like anything. 徐缺还在打量着车子,宛若什么都没听见。 Bang!” “砰!” Under a dull thumping sound, followed two females' scream, the front hits ruthlessly on Xu Que! 一声闷响下,伴随两名女子的尖叫,车头狠狠撞在了徐缺身上! However, scene of accident harmony. 然而,车祸现场十分的和谐。 The entire strange vehicle stopped instantaneously, Xu Que had not actually been hit to fly, has not been injured, the front that but the body actually becomes by that metal forging wrapped, or fell thoroughly. 整辆古怪的车子瞬间停了下来,徐缺却没有被撞飞,也没有受伤,但身子却被那金属锻造而成的车头包裹了,或者说,是彻底陷了进去。 Moreover looks at that vehicle hollow degree, was mostly waste! 而且瞧那车子凹陷的程度,多半也是废了! „, It seems like this vehicle does not have its shape on the disciple, even brake System does not have!” Xu Que shook the head, is disappointed. “唔,看来这车子也就徒有其形,连刹车系统都没有呀!”徐缺摇了摇头,一脸失望。 But in car(riage) two female actually dumbfounded, after the moment, the spirit slowly recover. 但车中两名女子却呆住了,片刻后才缓过神来 One of them was screaming immediately ran down the car(riage), looks angrily at Xu Que saying: You...... you compensate my Spirit Treasure magic vehicle!” 其中一人当即尖叫着跑下了车,怒视徐缺道:“你……你赔我的灵宝神驹!” magic vehicle?” 神驹?” Xu Que stares the big eye, almost spurts to smile. 徐缺瞪大眼睛,差点喷笑出来。 On this broken thing, but also feels all right to call magic vehicle? 就这破东西,还好意思叫神驹 Xu Que shook the head: This can Young Lady, speak well? Was you hit obviously below, why can compensate below? You special hit me, I have not bumped porcelain! Do you also want to extort? Is if I refuse to accept, you put out a watermelon blade from inside, gives me to come more than ten blades? One, is your father Li Gang?” 徐缺摇了摇头:“这位姑娘,能不能好好说话啊?明明是你撞了在下,凭什么要在下赔偿啊?你特么撞了我,我都没有碰瓷儿了!你还想要来敲诈勒索么?是不是若是我不服的话,你就从里面拿出一把西瓜刀,给我来个十几刀啊?请问一句,你爸是李刚么?” Female immediately air/Qi ghost: You...... you! Is you runs obviously suddenly, harmed me to forget rune that stopped Spirit Treasure magic vehicle, therefore......” 女子顿时气煞:“你……你这人!明明是你突然跑出来,害我忘记了停止灵宝神驹符文,所以才……” This broken thing by the rune control?” “这破东西靠符文驾驭的?” Xu Que was startled, interrupted the words of female. 徐缺一怔,打断了女子的话。 As soon as the females listen, the immediately whole face disdains: Snort, the country bumpkin, Spirit Treasure magic vehicle did not know, no matter I, you collided and damaged my magic vehicle, must compensate me!” 女子一听,顿时满脸不屑:“哼,乡巴佬,连灵宝神驹都不认识,我不管,你撞坏了我的神驹,必须赔偿我!” Yohe, hitting the person was rational. Wants me to compensate? Ok, the driver's license takes.” 哟呵,撞人还有理了。要我赔偿是吧?行啊,驾照拿出来。” What driver's license?” “什么驾照?” Fuck, driving without a license?” 我靠,无证驾驶?” The Xu Que eyebrow selects, according to " Hua Renmin Heaven Exploding Guodao Road Traffic safety Law » 99 th stipulation, the driving without a license must locate two hundred Spirit Stone(s) above two thousand Spirit Stone(s) below to fine, punishes at the same time below 15 days to detain.” 徐缺眉毛一挑,“根据《中华人民炸天国道路交通安全法》第九十九条规定,无证驾驶要处二百灵石以上二千灵石以下罚款,并处十五日以下拘留。” „Do you...... you also want instead to blackmail us?” “你……你还想反讹我们?” Although the female listened not to understand Xu Que to say anything, but listened to arrived Spirit Stone(s), was also mad unbearably. 那女子虽然听不太懂徐缺在说什么,但是听到了灵石,便也是被气得够呛。 Do not play to touch the porcelain? Good! This Cool King accompanies you to play, otherwise, your female drivers, but also really worked as the family/home the street?” “你们不是要玩碰瓷么?好呀!本逼王就陪你们玩玩,不然的话,你们这些女司机,还真把马路当自己家了啊?” Said! Xu Que drew back directly several steps, lay down on the ground, wailed saying: Aiya, hits the person, the female driver hits the person, must die, natural justice where!” 说罢!徐缺直接退了几步,躺在了地上,哀嚎道:“哎呀,撞人啦,女司机撞人啦,要死啦,天理何在呀!” You...... you made false accusations, was you hits us obviously!” The females have not met such shameless person, the air/Qi the words had said that is not mindful. “你……你血口喷人,明明是你撞我们!”女子从没遇见过这么无耻的人,气得连话都说不顺溜了。 My this leg, but did the Spirit Treasure god leg, what take a look at to be hit by your broken car(riage)? Does not give me several million Spirit Stone(s) to work as the medical expenses, this matter did not have.” Xu Que continues to shout. “我这腿可是灵宝神腿,瞧瞧都被你那破车撞成什么样了?不给我几千万灵石当医药费,这事就没完了。”徐缺继续喊道。 Country bumpkin! Our is Spirit Treasure magic vehicle, is not the broken car(riage)! Can be hit one time by our Spirit Treasure magic vehicle, is your good fortune, doesn't know?” The female also said panting in indignation. “乡巴佬!我们这是灵宝神驹,不是什么破车!能被我们灵宝神驹撞一次,算是你的福气,知道不?”那女子也是气呼呼地说道。 You said that who is a country bumpkin?” “你说谁是乡巴佬?” Xu Que immediately is not glad, crawls from the ground, reorganized a hairstyle, points at own face to get angry: Eldest sister, you open the eye to have a look, right! Is this handsome face, you are attractive. My this appearance, which arriving is loose clean, the flower sees existence that spends! Visits you to be young, was long blindly also well, how? Moreover on your broken thing, I does one to come out casually compared with you!” 徐缺顿时不乐意了,从地上爬起来,整理了一下发型,指着自己的脸怒道:“大姐,你睁大眼睛看看,对!就是这一张帅脸,你好好看看。我这一身打扮,走到哪都是风流倜傥,花见花开的存在啊!看你年纪轻轻,长得也不错,怎么就偏偏瞎了呢?而且就你这破东西,我随便搞一辆出来都比你强啊!” Broken thing? You dared saying that our Spirit Treasure Pavilion newest magic vehicle was the broken thing?” “破东西?你竟敢说我们灵宝阁最新的神驹是破东西?” Female immediately stares the big eye, unbelievable, as if listens to the arrived what inconceivable words. 女子顿时瞪大眼睛,难以置信,仿佛听到了什么不可思议的话。 Another female could not bear, took a step, coldly snorted and said: „ Good extremely arrogant boy, you to know in entire Metal Yuan Country, at least has most magic vehicle, is our Spirit Treasure Pavilion refines? 另一名女子也忍不住了,迈步走了下来,冷哼道:“好一个狂妄小子,你知不知道整个金元国里,至少有大半的神驹,都是我们灵宝阁炼制出来的? But this only magic vehicle that you collide and damage now, is our Spirit Treasure Pavilion Great Elder latest refinement Thousand Li Chasing Winds, but you also dare talking nonsense unexpectedly, said that you are stronger? ” 而你现在撞坏的这只神驹,更是我们灵宝阁大长老最新炼制的千里追风号,可你竟然还敢大放厥词,说你有更强的?” , Thousand Li Chasing Winds? This what broken the name, too low, could not compare my Heaven Exploding Faction's high-end magic vehicle completely!” “噗,千里追风号?这什么破名字,太low了,完全比不上我炸天帮的高端神驹啊!” Xu Que immediately smiles to make noise, the whole face disdains. 徐缺顿时笑出了声,满脸不屑。 Heaven Exploding Faction?” 炸天帮?” Two females are all startled, whole face doubts. 两名女子皆是一怔,满脸疑惑。 Obviously the Fire Yuan Country Imperial City's deeds, has not spread hence, two people have not heard the Heaven Exploding Faction's given name. 显然火元国皇城的事迹,还未流传至此,两人都没听说过炸天帮的名号。 And female said coldly: I, no matter you are what faction, in brief you collide and damage my magic vehicle in first, made impertinent remarks to my Spirit Treasure Pavilion, must keep a view!” 其中一名女子冷声道:“我不管你是什么帮派,总之你撞坏我神驹在先,又对我灵宝阁出言不逊,必须留个说法!” Good, my Spirit Treasure Pavilion magic vehicle, is ranks among the best in Metal Yuan Country, you dare to make impertinent remarks, if did not apologize, decided to teach you unable to eat to capture!” Another female also gets angry said. “不错,我灵宝阁神驹,在金元国乃是数一数二的,你竟敢出言不逊,若是不道歉,定教你吃不了兜着走!”另一名女子也怒道。 The Xu Que immediately eye pupil narrows the eyes, is sneering shaking the head: „ Young, the temperament is actually big! Was reasonable, your Spirit Treasure Pavilion was truly not much, magic vehicle that my Heaven Exploding Faction refined, was the genuine treasure. 徐缺顿时眼眸一眯,冷笑着摇摇头:“年纪不大,脾气倒是不小呀!讲道理,你们灵宝阁确实不咋地,我炸天帮炼制出来的神驹,才是真正的宝物。 Yohe, should not be convinced, I ask you, has heard the treasure horse | BMW running quickly? Has heard Lamborghini, Bugatti, Ferrari, Aston Martin and Maserati? Look, what has not heard, but also feels all right shows off your Spirit Treasure Pavilion here? Doesn't shame bashfully? ” 哟呵,别不服气啊,我问问你们,听说过宝马奔驰吗?听说过兰博基尼布加迪法拉利阿斯顿马丁玛莎拉蒂吗?瞧,什么都没听说过,还好意思在这里炫耀你们灵宝阁?羞不羞?” Two female immediately hears, were confused. 两名女子顿时听愣了,一头雾水。 Word that at present this youngster says, they are one had not truly heard...... Oh, except for treasure horse | BMW, this has not definitely listened. 眼前这少年说的词,她们确实是一个都没听说过……不,除了宝马,这个肯定听过呀。 Immediately, the female shows the happy expression of disdaining: Now who is still using the horse? We are controlling magic vehicle!” 当即,女子露出不屑的笑意:“如今谁还在用马?我们都在驾驭神驹了!” treasure horse | BMW that Hē, I said is not the horse, but refers to one in my Heaven Exploding Faction magic vehicle, ok, said you do not understand, I show mercy, making you two stupid frog in a well grow in experience! Comes out, my bikini......! It is not right, my Lamborghini!” “呵呵,我说的宝马可不是马,而是指我炸天帮神驹中的一种,算了,说了你们也不懂,我还是大发慈悲,让你们两个愚蠢的井底之蛙长长见识吧!出来吧,我的比基尼……呸!不对,我的兰博基尼!” Xu Que called System Interface, rented a Lamborghini race car to come out without hesitation. 徐缺唤出了系统界面,毫不犹豫的租了一辆兰博基尼跑车出来。 Is good this time does not cheat because of System Shop, various excavator kind of sedan race cars, can only exchange in the way of hiring completely, and price is consistent, is five hundred Acting Cool Points one day! 好在系统商城这次并不坑人,无论是挖掘机还是各类轿车跑车,全部都只能以出租的方式兑换,并且价格一致,都是五百点装逼值一天! Xu Que this take action, completeness for acting cool! 徐缺这一出手,完完全全就是为了装逼 Mother's retarded big ground beetle! 妈的智障大土鳖! Does this Metal Yuan Country person, what magic vehicle make exposes the iron-covered car(riage) to feel all right to call? truly unique was funny! Also dares saying that this Cool King is a country bumpkin? 金元国的人,弄一点破铁皮车就好意思叫什么神驹真特么笑死人了!还敢说本逼王是乡巴佬? Such being the case, makes you experience well. 既然如此,就让你们好好见识一下。 What is called the true eye-catching race car! 什么才叫做真正拉风的跑车! Whiz, the white light flashes through, luxurious Lamborghini, immediately appears before two females. “嗖”的一声,白光闪过,一辆豪华的兰博基尼,顿时出现在两名女子面前。 Two people immediately was scared! 两人顿时就傻眼了! Obviously this race car fine and exquisite contour, flashes blindly their both eyes instantaneously sufficiently. 显然这跑车精致而优美的外形,瞬间就足以闪瞎她们的双眼 That made person one eyes see that satisfied the eye desire the automobile body arc, exquisite plating paint, only from automobile body attractiveness index, directly their anything Spirit Treasure magic vehicle casting off several hundred streets. 那令人一眼看到就满足眼欲的车身弧线,精湛的镀漆,仅从车身颜值,就直接把她们那什么灵宝神驹给甩开几百条街。 ... ... ... ... First delivers, today must go to Foshan to attend the writer summit meeting, will therefore renew slightly later, general 5-6 : 00 pm, I catch up with the manuscript on the vehicle now crazily! Why however always has the younger sister paper to say something to smooth things over I, did you say the angry or not person? Also let my symbol? Snort!】 【第一更送到,今天要去佛山参加个作家峰会,所以更新会稍微晚些,大概五六吧,我现在在车上狂赶稿呢!但是为什么老有妹纸来搭讪我呢,你们说气不气人?还让不让我码字了?哼!】
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