Loan...... loan? 贷……贷款？ Xu Que was at the scene scared, your mother this System damn, more promoted is more excessive, more and more profiteer, does to make loans now, your didn't ascend the sky? 徐缺当场就傻眼了,尼玛这系统见鬼了啊,越升级越过分,越来越奸商了,现在还搞放贷,你丫的咋不上天呢？ Does not loan, does not loan! 不贷,坚决不贷！ Xu Que iron core, thinks that cannot bow to System! 徐缺铁了心,认为不能向系统低头！ However...... 然而…… „After the computation, the Host current all-round strength is unable to strike to kill the opponent, although can escape, but cannot acting cool!” “经过计算,宿主目前的综合实力无法击杀对手,虽然可以逃命,但装不了逼！” System this gets down, Xu Que stiffened instantaneously! 系统这一声下来,徐缺瞬间就僵住了！ It is not able to strike to kill the opponent, can only escape? 无法击杀对手,只能逃命？ Couldn't my after full stacked Murderer's Book blessing Monkey Match Thunder, can it really be that kill these ruler souls? 我这经过满层杀人书加持的猴赛雷,难道真杀不了那些帝皇魂魄？ Xu Que lacked self-confidence all of a sudden, truly, he now merely is only Nascent Soul Stage Layer 8, can fight Soul Transformation Stage to shock everybody very! 徐缺一下子没底了,确实啊,他现在才仅仅只是元婴期八层,能一战婴变期就十分惊世骇俗了！ Now what even if faces is the soul, could Thunder Tribulation have the special effect on the soul, but it is estimated that still can only be able to handle the Void Refinement Stage soul. 现在就算面对的是魂魄,也许能雷劫对魂魄有特殊的效果,但估计也就只能搞得定炼虚期的魂魄。 ...... Xu Que truly does not have the energy as for Body Fusion Stage! 至于合体期……徐缺确实没底气！ System is impossible to trick he, although very profiteer, but is calculates each time all data, will not cheat absolutely! 系统也不可能忽悠他,尽管很奸商,可每次都是算准了一切数据,绝对不会做假！ Naturally, what is most essential is the System last few words, cannot acting cool! 当然,最关键的是系统最后一句话,装不了逼！ This gave the anxious wool on Xu Que at the scene! 这把当场就徐缺给急毛了！ cannot acting cool? What meaning does that live also has? What has to distinguish with the salt fish? 装不了逼？那活着还有什么意思？跟咸鱼有什么区别？ It is not the loan, come, loans even still wants acting cool! 不就是贷款嘛,来呀,就算是贷款也一定要装逼！ „Said to look, how loan law?” “说说看,怎么个贷法？” Immediately the Xu Que intention moves, asked to System. 当即徐缺心念一动,向系统问道。 This words asked, in the Xu Que mind resounds a wonderful music suddenly, following close on, the System that ice-cold sound, was transforming a warm customer service sound suddenly! 此话一问,徐缺脑海里陡然响起一段美妙的音乐,紧跟着,系统那原本冰冷的声音,突然转换成一个热情的客服声！ „Welcome Host to use this System at present recently launched function-- ‚the acting cool loan’, the acting cool loan, no mortgage zero guarantee, the low interest, the signature at the end of the letter, the procedure was simple on the same day, is conveniently quick, escorts for your acting cool enterprise!” “欢迎宿主使用本系统目前新推出的功能——‘装逼贷’,装逼贷,无抵押零担保,低利息,当天下款,手续简单,方便又快捷,为您的装逼事业保驾护航！” Pū! 噗！ A Xu Que almost old blood spurts. 徐缺差点一口老血喷出来。 This...... this special was too user-friendly, really the point is hard to accept. 这……这特么太人性化了,实在又点难以接受。 Meanwhile, the System Prompt sound continues to resound. 与此同时,系统提示音继续响起。 „In view of the fact that the Host acting cool skill is skilled, this System recommends you to use the monthly interest and other volume loans, only needs 2.3% points, to return the interest in add the capital every month, is relaxed and comfortable!” “鉴于宿主装逼技巧熟练,本系统推荐您使用月息等额贷,只需2.3%个点，每月交还利息加本金,轻松又自在！” „......” “……” „Whether uses ‚acting cool to loan’?” “请问是否使用‘装逼贷’？” „I first asked one, what to do if loaned unable to return?” Xu Que smiles to say. “我先问一句,要是贷完还不上怎么办？”徐缺笑眯眯道。 „If the Host disobeying period repayments, this System will start ‚Honk Honk Beat a Person’ function, this world or other planes, some people will naturally tidy up you!” “若是宿主违期还款,本系统将启动‘滴滴打人’功能,无论是本世界还是其他位面,自然会有人来收拾你！” Yohe! 哟呵！ Xu Que one hear was happy, threatens me? I not, I depending on that own skill borrowed, why can also? 徐缺一听就乐了,威胁我？我就不还了,我凭自己本事借的款,凭什么要还？ Snort, who feared, I holds in the mouth, looked that you return the energy to look when the time comes who tidies up me! 哼,谁怕谁呀,我这么叼,看你到时候还能找谁来收拾我！ Decides to lend money Xu Que not , this meeting old god in entered System Shop Interface, searches for musician Skill Book. 打定了主意借钱不还的徐缺,这会已然老神在在的进入了系统商城界面,搜寻乐师技能书。 Actually System said right, musician mental has affected with divine soul, is alternative Magic Art! 其实系统说得没错,乐师本身就对人的心智与神魂有所影响,算是一种另类的法诀！ This to the soul, the influence on strengthen similarly, moreover possibly causes heavy losses to them! 这对魂魄来说,影响力同样会增强,而且还可能将它们重创！ After...... looks at the Skill Book price, Xu Que again meat pain! 只是……看完技能书的价格以后,徐缺又再次肉痛了！ 2-Star musician Skill Book needs 1500 Acting Cool Points, afterward after the promotion was Cool Tyrant, gave preferential benefit little. 一本二星乐师技能书需要1500点装逼值,后来升级为逼霸后,就优惠了一点点。 But he through had comprehended before, the promotion was the 2-Star musician. 但他之前已经通过自行领悟,提升为二星乐师了。 But now 3-Star level musician Skill Book, 3000 Acting Cool Points! 可现在一本三星级别乐师技能书,就得3000点装逼值！ 4-Star Skill Book, directly on 5000 Acting Cool Points! 一本四星的技能书,直接就得5000点装逼值！ In other words, if must tidy up that crowd of ruler souls, he then must spend 8000 Acting Cool Points! 也就是说,如果要收拾那群帝皇魂魄,他这下就得花掉8000点装逼值！ However, what does this have to be good to fear? Can loan in any case! 但是,这又有什么好怕的？反正能贷款！ „I must loan ten hundred million!” Xu Que awesome roars said. “我要贷十个亿！”徐缺牛逼哄哄道。 “Ding, Host the degree of comparison is insufficient at present, the loan amount is only restricted in ten thousand Acting Cool Point(s)! ” “叮，宿主目前信用等级不够,贷款额度仅限于一万装逼值！” „I...... is my degree of comparison insufficient? My grass, you talks clearly to me, does the person of my such honest code of honor, you give me 10,000 quotas?” “我……我信用等级不够？我草,你给我说清楚,我这么诚实守信的一个人,你就给我一万额度？” Xu Que almost stamps with rage. 徐缺差点气得跳脚。 But how regardless of he said to System, System is aloof, firm can only make loans 10,000! 但无论他怎么跟系统说,系统就是无动于衷,坚决只能放贷一万！ Xu Que also takes System not to have the means that has first to borrow eight thousand Acting Cool Points temporarily, is divided for two years to pay off! 徐缺也拿系统没办法,只好暂时先借个八千点装逼值,分为两年还清！ Happen to also enough bought 3-Star level and 4-Star ranked musician Skill Book! 正好也足够买下了三星级别与四星级别的乐师技能书！ „Shuā!” “唰！” On him flees instantaneously continuously two spoken parts light, understanding immediately to the music is more profound! 他身上瞬间连续窜起两道白光,对乐曲的理解顿时更加深刻！ Every sound, has! 凡音之起,由人心生也！ Moving of will of the people, the thing causes it however! 人心之动,物使之然也！ When Xu Que opens the double pupil again, jet black such as the pupil of black ink becomes even more profound! 徐缺再次睁开双眸时,漆黑如墨的眸子变得愈发深邃！ Invisible, becomes aware some arrived type of say/way. 无形之中,悟到了某种道。 Great Dao 3000, temperament, is a say/way! 大道三千,音律,也是一种道！ The Xu Que promotion is the 4-Star musician, the understanding of this Dao even more is profound! 徐缺晋升为四星乐师,对此道的理解就愈发深刻！ Same first, the different people play to sing, different feelings, brings the different mood, this is the mysterious strength of say/way of this temperament. 同一首曲,不同人演奏唱出,都会给人不同的感觉,带来不同的情绪,这便是这音律之道的神秘力量。 After Xu Que understands this point, to tidying up Body Fusion Stage the soul, became has the confidence! 徐缺悟出这一点后,对收拾合体期的魂魄,也变得更有信心了！ The 4-Star musician, copes with Soul Transformation Stage powerhouse definitely to be coped to hang to hit. 四星乐师,对付婴变期强者肯定是被对付吊打的。 But copes with the Body Fusion Stage soul, that rubs! 可是对付合体期魂魄,那就搓搓有余啦！ “Ding, restriction will soon break, asking Host to be ready! ” “叮，禁制即将破开,请宿主做好准备！” As the System Prompt sound resounds again, the fissure on stone gate is dense and numerous, just like covering entirely spider's silk! 随着系统提示音再度响起,石门上的裂痕已经密密麻麻,宛若布满蛛丝！ Xu Que from the System package, takes out one to mix the sound powerful electric piano immediately, facing stone gate, before the body! 徐缺当即从系统包裹中,取出一台混音功能强大的电子琴,面对石门,架于身前！ Hides in several souls of distant place, immediately one startled! 躲在远处的十几名魂魄,顿时一惊！ What situation? Is senior this wants to do? Is that modeling thing, what powerful Magical Tool? 什么情况？前辈这是想干什么？那件造型特特的东西,是何种强大的法器吗？ „Bang!” “轰！” At this moment, stone gate of close tomb chamber, comes down suddenly. 就在这时,封闭墓室的石门,也陡然间崩落。 The innumerable crushed stones fall, follow an intermittent thick dust. 无数碎石掉了下来,伴随一阵阵厚厚的灰尘。 Meanwhile, several shadows shuttle back and forth, has the huge pressure, covers the audience instantaneously! 同时,几道黑影从中穿梭而过,带着庞大的威压,瞬间覆盖全场！ „Roar!” “吼！” Several shadow whole body baleful aura, erupt one to angrily roar, shakes the entire tomb chamber at the scene in a flash! 几道黑影浑身煞气,爆发一声怒吼,当场将整个墓室都震得一晃！ Hides in souls in secret, was nearly frightened soul flies away and spirit dispersed, but silhouette also follows that to angrily roar, appeared lax! 躲在暗中的魂魄们,险些被吓得魂飞魄散,但身影也伴随那一声怒吼,出现了一点涣散！ „Ended, these ruthless people were put!” “完了,这些狠人被放出来了！” „Senior, walks quickly!” “前辈,快走呀！” „You did not walk us to be possible first to walk!” “你不走我们可先走了啊！” „Senior meet again|goodbye!” “前辈再见！” Golden '2+1'th Fatty is shouting, at the same time evacuates with the companion. 金二加一胖大喊着,一边与同伴争相撤离。 After all that several shadow oncoming forces were too fierce, take action, has not created the so fearful air pressure! 毕竟那几道黑影来势太凶猛了,还未出手,就已经造成如此可怕的气压！ The ruler soul, is truly powerful! 帝皇魂魄,确实强大！ The Xu Que eye pupil narrows the eyes slightly, although he does not know how these people transform the soul, and survives so many years, may before his 4-Star musician, all souls be trash! 徐缺眼眸微微眯起,虽然他不知道这些人是怎么转化成魂魄,并生存这么多年的,可在他四星乐师面前,一切魂魄都是辣鸡！ Void Refinement Stage how? 炼虚期又如何？ Body Fusion Stage how? 合体期又如何？ Are you Fire Yuan Country's ruler Old Ancestor? 你们是火元国的帝皇老祖？ Hē, is useless! 呵呵，没用！ The present is my Cool King Xu Que's world! 现在是我逼王徐缺的天下！ „Cēng!” “噌噌噌！” Immediately, the Xu Que big hand lifts up high, the five fingers toward below, wield toward the electric piano on suddenly, such as the illusory image speed presses down several keys. 当即,徐缺大手高举,五指朝下,猛然朝电子琴上一挥,如幻影般的速度按下几个音键。 The next quarter, he air/Qi sinks dantian, the angry glare opens the eyes, shouted loudly: „Eighth set of national middle-school student calisthenics to radio music, era in summon......” 下一刻,他气沉丹田,怒目一睁,大声喝道:“第八套全国中学生广播体操,时代在召唤……” ...... …… ...... …… 【lā lā lā, Chapter 2 delivering, everyone remembers that the voting hits to enjoy!】 【啦啦啦啦,第二章送到,大家记得投票打赏哈！】