„Person?” “人呢？” Fire Emperor was also startled, in the heart had not a good premonition, the vision swept the audience suddenly, divine consciousness covered the four directions, has not detected the Xu Que's trail obstinately! 火皇也怔住了,心中有了一种不好的预感,目光骤然扫遍全场,神识笼罩了四方,愣是没有察觉到徐缺的踪迹！ „Person? That little animal?” “人呢？那个小畜生呢？” The Fire Emperor anger exclaimed, almost went crazy, in the heart thorough was hurried! 火皇怒吼道,几近发狂,心中彻底慌了！ He is laborious, endures humiliation, to bear patiently at this moment, consumed innumerable Qi of the Emperor, temporarily steps into this realm, for hangs to hit Xu Que in turn! 他辛辛苦苦,忍辱负重,就是为了隐忍到这一刻,耗费了无数帝皇之气,临时踏入这个境界,为的就是将徐缺反过来吊打！ But now, the person did not have, the person did not have unexpectedly, but also especially left behind big lump of dark feces? 可现在,人没了,人居然没了,还特么的留下了一大坨黑乎乎的大便？ „Pū!” “噗！” Fire Emperor at the scene complexion one white, air/Qi suddenly raises head to spout a blood. 火皇当场脸色一白,气得猛然仰头喷出一口鲜血。 All wasted, the face all lost completely, the imperial palace also destroyed, Imperial Jade Seal also destroyed, that incomparably precious Qi of the Emperor, destroyed! 一切都白费了,脸全丢光了,皇宫也毁了,玉玺也毁了,那无比珍贵的帝皇之气,更是毁了！ Xu Que, my Fuck You ancestor! 徐缺,我草你祖宗！ In the Fire Emperor heart is furious extremely, was really about to be wild with rage, just spat a blood, now is the chest one stuffy, hot blooded could not bear well up again! 火皇心中震怒万分,真的快气疯了,刚吐完一口鲜血,现在又是胸口一闷,一口热血再次忍不住涌了上来！ ...... …… But Princess Yan Yang and Zi Xuan two people, stayed at this moment, thorough was scared. 而炎阳公主与紫萱二人,此刻也呆了,彻底傻眼了。 Fellow...... that fellow anything person! Anywhere feces and urine/size then? How many feces also really left behind? 那家伙……那家伙什么人啊！随地大小便？还真留下了几块大便？ Moreover, how does he achieve? Can unexpectedly in so many human eyes hypodermic, vanishes without a trace! 而且,他是怎么做到的？竟能在这么多人眼皮下,消失得无影无踪！ „Quickly, these are the Heaven Exploding Faction's treasure, can enhance Soul Strength smelly tofu, at all is not the excrement, along with me takes quickly!” “快,那些是炸天帮的宝贝,能提高神魂力的臭豆腐,根本不是屎,快随我去拿！” At this moment, the Heaven Incense Valley elder called out in alarm one suddenly, fixes the eyes on several black excrement in throne room, figure is flashing, then flushes away toward the throne room fast. 就在这时,天香谷的长老陡然惊呼了一声,紧盯着金銮殿中的几块黑粪便,身形一闪,便飞快朝金銮殿冲去。 smelly tofu? 臭豆腐？ The people on the scene hear this saying, immediately are also startled, are following close on the spirit slowly recover, had no way calm. 在场众人听到这话,顿时也一怔,紧跟着缓过神来,没法淡定了。 Previously they saw the Heaven Incense Valley elder to snatch these broken excrement, finally Xu Que had added he could judge the quality of goods, therefore everyone had been suspecting, actually that was any good thing. 先前他们就看见天香谷的长老在抢那些被震碎的屎,结果徐缺还说过他识货,所以大家早就在怀疑了,那究竟是什么好东西。 Now sees this elder to rush, moreover not careful excited saying inadvertently, the people responded immediately. 现在见这位长老又冲上去,而且不小心激动的说漏嘴,众人立马就反应过来了。 Originally this is not the excrement, but is smelly tofu! 原来这不是屎,而是臭豆腐啊！ And can enhance Soul Strength smelly tofu, I go, Heaven Exploding Faction how so many strange good things, first are God Powered Canon, now smelly tofu! 并且还是能提高神魂力的臭豆腐,我去,炸天帮怎么这么多稀奇古怪的好东西,先是神威炮,现在又臭豆腐！ „It is not good, that and other treasure cannot have sole possession by Heaven Incense Valley, we also snatch!” “不行,那等宝贝不能被天香谷独吞了,我们也去抢！” „I said that no wonder this Heaven Incense Valley elder is so tense, originally can enhance the Soul Strength treasure!” “我就说嘛,难怪这天香谷的长老这么紧张,原来是能提高神魂力的宝贝呀！” „On, first snatched a bit faster said again!” “快点上,先抢了再说！” All of a sudden, large quantities of cultivator(s) close in abundance! 一下子,大批修士都纷纷一拥而上！ The shout that Fire Emperor also hears the people, recalled a moment ago the action of Heaven Incense Valley elder immediately, moreover in information that he received, mentioned that a while ago that Heaven Exploding Faction Hua Wuque, once made pot smelly tofu at the Trial point, can enhance cultivator(s) divine soul! 火皇也听到众人的呼喊声了,立马回想起来刚才天香谷长老的举动,而且他收到的情报里,也提到前阵子那个炸天帮花无缺,曾经在试炼点弄了一锅臭豆腐,能提高修士神魂！ Immediately, actually Fire Emperor did not attend to Xu Que going , the boundless pressure released at the scene, the blasting got angry: „Dissolute!” 当即,火皇也不顾徐缺究竟去哪了,磅礴的威压当场释放出来,震声怒道:“放肆！” „Shuā!” “唰！” Shortly, the audience people were suppressed, Heaven Incense Valley that Soul Transformation Stage elder, figure also stagnates suddenly, looks pale, does not dare to lead the way Half-Step! 顷刻间,全场众人纷纷被镇压住了,就连天香谷那位婴变期长老,身形也猛然一滞,面色苍白,不敢在前行半步！ Fire Emperor this Void Refinement Stage cultivation base, was too powerful! 火皇这身炼虚期的修为,太强大了！ „This place is Our imperial palace, here all, belongs Our!” “此地乃是朕的皇宫,这里的一切,也都属于朕的！” Fire Emperor said, the big hand wields, several black excrement soar, brave continuously white smoke, is sending out the stink, flies toward his hand. 火皇说完,大手一挥,几块黑色粪便腾空而起,冒着一缕缕白烟,散发着臭味,朝他手中飞去。 Previously with the Xu Que's war, he were been once innumerable by the Imperial Jade Seal racket, has fallen into fainting, divine soul had the wound early, since now arrived can restore Soul Strength, even strengthened divine soul „smelly tofu”, he naturally must taste one first! 先前与徐缺的大战中,他曾被玉玺拍中无数次,一直陷入了晕厥,神魂早有创伤,现在既然得到了能修复神魂力,甚至增强神魂的“臭豆腐”,他当然要尝一口先了！ Immediately, Fire Emperor pinches the excrement, knits the brows together, somewhat could not endure that type of strange wicked stink. 当即,火皇掐出其中一块粪便,皱了皱眉,有些忍受不了那种怪异的恶臭味。 However these information had previously mentioned, smelly tofu is smelly is more delicious, moreover is hearing smelly, eating to be fragrant! 不过先前那些情报提到过,臭豆腐就是越臭越好吃,而且闻着臭,吃进去就香了！ In addition the Heaven Incense Valley elder's spoken language authentication, Fire Emperor opened the mouth, excrement stopper. 再加上天香谷长老刚才的言语认证,火皇还是张开了口,将粪便塞了进去。 „Chī!” “哧！” Bites, in the Fire Emperor mouth immediately was being flooded by stink. 一口咬下,火皇嘴中顿时被一股臭味充斥着。 He frowns, is not right, the taste was too ordinary, the entrance, simply does not have is so delicious, has not chewed the vigor that in the information said that does not have tasty that the juice erupts. 他皱起了眉头,不对,口感太一般了,入口即化,根本没有情报里所说的那么美味,也没有嚼劲,更没有汁水喷发的爽口。 What's the matter? 怎么回事？ Is the information contains errors? Said this is another smelly tofu? 是情报有误？还是说这是另一种臭豆腐？ „Well?” “咦？” At this moment, stands also smells the arrived flavor in nearby Heaven Incense Valley elder, cannot help but surprised, the whole face doubts said: „Strange, this flavor hears, seems not a little right, takes to our smelly tofu unlike beforehand Water Emperor!” 就在这时,站在一旁的天香谷长老也闻到了味道,不由得惊疑一声,满脸疑惑道:“奇怪,这味道闻起来,似乎有点不对,跟之前水皇带给我们的臭豆腐不一样呀！” Fire Emperor also knits the brows again, because this gets down, he had not felt that Soul Strength has the effect of restoring! 火皇也再度皱眉,因为这一口下去,他也没感觉到神魂力有恢复的效果！ „, This flavor is a little as if familiar!” Loose Cultivator opens the mouth to say suddenly, looks the color of thinking. “呃,这味道似乎有点熟悉！”一名散修突然开口道,面露思索之色。 „Isn't smelly tofu?” The people look to that Loose Cultivator. “不是臭豆腐吗？”众人纷纷看向那名散修。 „I thought!” Suddenly, Loose Cultivator at present one bright, turned the hand took out one thing from storage ring. “我想起来了！”突然间,散修眼前一亮,翻手从储物戒中取出了一样东西。 Similarly is dark one group, but has solidified seasons, becomes very light! 同样是黑乎乎的一团,但已经凝固晒干,变得很轻！ „This is the excrement of crack bone tiger beast, below is Alchemy Master, some Monster Beast excrement can treat as the medicinal herb, therefore usually collects frequently. This smelly tofu flavor, is so unexpectedly similar to the excrement of crack bone tiger beast!” Loose Cultivator surprised say/way. “这是裂骨虎兽的粪便呀,在下是一名炼药师,有些妖兽粪便是可以当做药材的,所以平时经常收集。没想到,这臭豆腐的味道,竟与裂骨虎兽的粪便如此相似！”散修惊讶道。 The Heaven Incense Valley elder shakes the head immediately: „It is not right, the smelly tofu flavor is not this, you looked, here has scrap smelly tofu that I previously collected, you smell to look, the flavor at all is not the excrement of crack bone tiger beast!” 天香谷的长老立即摇头:“不对,臭豆腐的味道不是这样的,你看,这里就有我先前收集的一小块臭豆腐,你们闻闻看,味道根本不是裂骨虎兽的粪便！” Saying, this elder also really pulls out several scrap smelly tofu from storage ring! 说着,这长老还真从储物戒掏出几小块臭豆腐！ The people nose attracts, yo, but also is really not the homogeneous flavor! 众人鼻子一吸,哟,还真不是同种味道的！ Well, wait/etc, if that is not the smelly tofu flavor, what that Fire Emperor eats is what? 咦,等等,如果那不是臭豆腐的味道,那火皇吃的是什么？ People immediately is startled, has a look at the crack bone tiger beast excrement in Loose Cultivator, in having a look at the Fire Emperor hand and corners of the mouth remains black „smelly tofu”! 众人顿时一怔,看看散修手里的裂骨虎兽粪便,在看看火皇手中以及嘴角残留着的黑色“臭豆腐”！ Two flavors, exactly the same! 两种味道,一模一样！ Fire Emperor eats, is the excrement! Is the fresh excrement! Is the Monster Beast excrement! 火皇吃的,是屎！是新鲜的屎！是妖兽的屎！ „” “咻咻” Instantaneously, breeze blow, an audience piece lonesome however...... 瞬间,微风吹拂而过,全场一片寂然…… ...... …… ...... …… Meanwhile, Xu Que had been transmitted the barren mountains and wild hills outside arrived Imperial City by Divine Movement Escaping Symbol, moreover is impartial, happen to also falls on the eastern suburbs, from that Fire Yuan Country's imperial tomb ten points of near! 与此同时,徐缺已然被神行遁走符传送到了皇城外的荒山野岭,而且不偏不倚,正好还落在东郊,距离那火元国的皇陵十分之近！ In mind, reverberates unceasingly the System prompt sound! 脑海里,也不断回响起系统的提示音！ „Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewards eight ten Acting Cool Points!” “叮，恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功，奖励八十点装逼值！” „Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewards 120 ten Acting Cool Points!” “叮，恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功，奖励一百二十点装逼值！” „Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewards 140 ten Acting Cool Points!” “叮，恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功，奖励一百四十点装逼值！” ...... …… This round, morning time, Xu Que altogether harvests quick two thousand Acting Cool Points today, although cannot put to death Fire Emperor smoothly, this wave was really gains in a big way! 这一轮下来,今天一个上午的时间,徐缺总共收获了快两千点装逼值,尽管没能顺利诛杀火皇,这波真的是赚大了！ Moreover struck to kill a General Soul Transformation Stage in the imperial palace, after in addition more than 100 Imperial Guard, Xu Que's Experience Point(s) also rubbed the rise, jumped directly to Nascent Soul Stage Layer 8! 而且在皇宫中击杀了一名婴变期将军,外加一百多名禁卫后,徐缺的经验值也蹭蹭上涨,直接蹦向了元婴期八层！ In other words, present he, from Soul Transformation Stage, has only remained two small realm! 也就是说,现在的他,距离婴变期,已然只剩两个小境界了！ „Hehe, dog Emperor, first makes you lose a big face today, then I tidy up you again well! System, comes out quickly.” “嘿嘿,狗皇帝,今天先让你丢个大脸,回头我再好好收拾你们！系统,快出来。” The Xu Que mood is all of a sudden excellent, simultaneously called System, and takes out that imperial tomb map that Zi Xuan gave, asks: „System, checks this imperial tomb map, helping me calculate, having a look at what means to go, my broadsword has been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger!” 徐缺心情一下子大好,同时唤出了系统,并将紫萱所给的那张皇陵地图取出,问道:“系统,查一下这皇陵地图,帮我计算一下,看看有什么办法进去,我的大刀已经饥渴难耐了！” “Ding, System is unable to calculate the accurate route. Host can purchase the related product, inquired about independently! ” “叮，系统无法计算准确路线。宿主可以购买相关的产品,自主进行探寻！” System ice-cold response. 系统冰冷的回应了一句。 „What? Also wants me to go shopping? Fuck me, as for you, is not makes you help try to find the solution, what can you also me buy? Clarified bullied the honest and good-natured person!” “什么？又要我买东西？卧槽,至于吗你,不就是让你帮忙想想办法嘛,你还非得我买点什么？摆明了欺负老实人咯！” Xu Que immediately ridiculed, did not count on that System can recommend any good thing, snorts contemptuously! 徐缺顿时吐槽道,同时也不指望系统能推荐什么好东西来,嗤之以鼻！ After all this is robs a grave, digs the person ancestral grave, buys the Luoyang shovel difficultly inadequately comes out? Really cracked a joke, buys Luoyang to shovel me not to use! 毕竟这是盗墓,挖人祖坟,难不成买把洛阳铲出来么？真是开玩笑,买了洛阳铲我又不会用！ However, as the System Prompt sound ended, he also springs System Shop Interface at present immediately, above demonstrates a new item column, was days before and cigarette and so on commodity expands together. 然而,随着系统提示音结束,他眼前也立马弹出系统商城界面,上面显示出一个新的物品栏,也是前几日和香烟之类商品一起扩充出来的。 However Xu Que had not examined at that time with enough time, now System actually automatic recommends this Column. 不过徐缺当时没有来得及查看,现在系统却自动将这一栏推荐了出来。 After above Xu Que sees clearly are displaying commodities, stupidly lived at the scene, with astonishment said: „Fuck, real false? System you want heaven defying!” 徐缺看清上面罗列着的一个个商品后,当场就傻住了,惊愕道:“我靠,真的假的啊？系统你这是要逆天啊！”