„Bang!” “轰！” Boundless roaring flame, the Fire Emperor within the body release, covers the whole body suddenly, was used to conceal! 一股磅礴的烈焰,陡然火皇体内释放,笼罩全身,用来遮羞了！ But expression that on his face is furious, seems very fierce in this moment! 但他脸上震怒的表情,在这一刻显得十分狰狞！ The Xu Que this wicked fighting method, changes anyone to get angry, did not have! Also too did not press the repertoire to play a card. 徐缺这种缺德的打法,换谁都得发怒,太没品了！也太不按套路出牌了。 Reaching an agreement can kill a sword? 说好的必杀一剑呢？ Finally selects others clothes to puncture specially, this matter in cultivation world, basically also only then looks like his talent not to do, other cultivator(s) disdain this despicable method radically. 结果专挑人家衣服去刺,这种事在修仙界里,基本也只有像他这种没品的人才干得出来,其他修士根本不屑这种卑鄙的手段。 Princess Yan Yang and Zi Xuan also change countenance, Fire Emperor is ruler of a country, by Xu Que so one after another shame, how regardless of today, Fire Yuan Country must lose face finally. 炎阳公主与紫萱亦是动容,火皇乃是一国之君,被徐缺如此接二连三的羞辱,无论今天结果如何,火元国都要丢脸了。 Imperial Concubine Huan stares in a big way a pupil, she most understood past Xu Que, in the heart panic-stricken. 幻妃更是瞪大了眼眸,她最为了解当年的徐缺,心中惊骇。 This fellow, really in the past that shy reserved, humble courteous youngster? 这家伙,真的还是当年那个腼腆内敛,谦逊有礼的少年吗？ Separates is less than one year, how this person changes such big, can unexpectedly such no lower limit. 才分开不到一年,这人怎么变化如此之大,竟能如此的毫无下限。 „hahaha, dog Emperor, your............” “哈哈哈,狗皇帝,你这……啧啧啧……” At this time, on cloudy sky transmitted Xu Que's to laugh. 这时,云空上传来徐缺的大笑。 Xu Que remembered a moment ago Fire Emperor nakedly bare- the appearance of body, immediately on real fall about. 徐缺想起刚才火皇赤身裸-体的模样,登时就真的忍不住大笑了出来。 The people are very strange, what wicked trick this Xu Que does, suddenly laughs loudly, what smiles is what? 众人都很奇怪,这徐缺又搞什么幺蛾子,突然放声大笑,到底笑的是什么啊？ „!...... Hit for quite a while a little is also tired! Was inferior, I did say this dog Emperor past events to everyone?” Xu Que narrowed the eye, received the laughter to say. “诸位！诸位……打了半天也有点累了！不如,我给大家说一件这狗皇帝的往事吧？”徐缺眯了眯眼睛,收住了笑声说道。 Also said the past events? 又说往事？ your mother this Xu Que grasped many imperial palace secrets! 尼玛这徐缺到底掌握了多少皇宫秘闻啊！ Everyone has the heart of Eight Trigrams (gossip), particularly the secret past events of imperial palace deep institute, who doesn't like listening? Who doesn't want to listen? 每个人都有八卦之心,尤其是皇宫深院的秘闻往事,谁不爱听？谁不想听？ Just, in everyone surface does not dare to comply with or set the appearance that is interested in very much, but has actually raised up the ear, waits to listen to the Xu Que's mouth also to say the Fire Emperor what past events. 只不过,大家表面上都不敢答应或者作出一副很感兴趣的样子,但是却早就已经竖起了耳朵,等着听听徐缺的嘴巴里还能说出火皇的什么往事来。 „Well? Did not speak! That is the default wants to listen!! Dog Emperor, my several three you, if did not speak, on the representative agreed that I said this matter......” “咦？都不说话啊！那就是默认想听咯！得嘞！狗皇帝,我数三下你要是也不说话的话,就代表同意我将这事儿说出去了……” Saying, Xu Que was shouting three fast: „1-2 three! Good! It seems like you also agreed! I may really say......” 说着,徐缺飞快地喊了三声:“一二三！好嘞！看来你也同意了嘛！那我可就真的说了……” The Xu Que so shameless behavior, immediately is to make the people on the scene broaden the outlook, Fire Emperor was feels nauseated to bleed simply under. 徐缺如此无耻的行为,顿时又是让在场的众人大开眼界,火皇在下面简直都是要吐出血来了。 Has seen shameless! 见过无耻的！ Has not seen so shameless! 从来没有见过如此无耻的！ However, Xu Que is actually no matter how others think, said with great interest: „Once one time, dog Emperor seemed body some is not uncomfortable, summoned the imperial physician to come specially......” 不过,徐缺却是不管别人怎么想,自顾自地津津有味地说道:“曾经有一次,狗皇帝好像身体有些不舒服,特意召唤了太医过来……” As soon as the following person listens, yo! This was must say matter that Fire Emperor saw a doctor? But, Fire Emperor Soul Transformation Stage, the body diamond did not go bad, which can also fall ill! 下面人一听,哟！这是要说火皇看病的事儿？可是,火皇都婴变期了,身体都金刚不坏了,哪儿还能生病啊！ Matter that this most likely (80%) must say, is the fellow fabrication of this wicked. 这八成要说的事情,又是这缺德的家伙杜撰的。 However, loves the Eight Trigrams (gossip) of pleasant to hear which eats the melon people also to manage this generally is really false! 不过,爱好听八卦的广大吃瓜群众哪儿还管这是真是假的啊！ After all others lived such long Prince Consort in the imperial palace! Especially Fire Emperor sees a doctor this secret, is only then has treated in the middle of the imperial palace Prince and Princess emperor's son-in-law knew. 毕竟人家可是在皇宫里面生活了这么久的驸马爷啊！尤其是火皇看病这种秘闻,更是只有在皇宫当中待过的皇子和公主驸马知道了。 Therefore, everyone also drew the ear to listen, in actually this Xu Que mouth said, Fire Emperor asked the imperial physician to come, what sickness was? 所以,大家也都拉成了耳朵想要听听,究竟这徐缺口中所说,火皇叫太医来,到底是得了什么病呢？ But Xu Que is one cheats and speaks the expert of story worthily! 而徐缺则不愧为一个坑人和讲故事的好手啊！ Saw attracted everyone's attention, then smiles immediately, since hung fully everyone's appetite, that continued to say downward: „Dog Emperor the imperial physician will summon secretly, then said to him seriously, what no matter doesn't a while sees, cannot smile absolutely, know? The imperial physician definitely nods very much, said that the guarantee cannot smile. But dog Emperor did not feel relieved that stressed again, if who dares to smile, killed him.” 一看到将所有人的注意力都吸引过来了,便立刻嘿嘿一笑,既然吊足了大家的胃口,那就继续往下说道:“狗皇帝将太医秘密地召见过来,然后非常严肃地对他说,一会儿不管看到什么,都绝对不能笑,知道不？太医很肯定地点了点头,说保证不会笑。可是狗皇帝还是不放心呀,再次强调,要是谁敢笑的话,就杀了他。” Hears this, the people were strangeer, what sickness was Fire Emperor? Unexpectedly can also request the imperial physician not to permit to smile like this? 听到这,众人就更加奇怪了,火皇到底是得了什么病啊？居然还要这样要求太医不准笑？ „In does not smile after over and over guarantee of imperial physician, dog Emperor called finally him, then took off the pants slowly.” “在经过太医的再三保证不笑之后,狗皇帝终于将他叫到跟前来,然后慢慢地脱下了裤子来。” Xu Que continues to speak of this, lowered the head to take a look at one to wrap the whole body with the fireworks suddenly Fire Emperor, said with a smile: „Imperial physician sees dog Emperor below, is actually immediately on fall about, smiles also while called out ‚is so small? hahaha...... is so how small......’......” 徐缺继续说到这,陡然低头瞅了一眼用焰火包裹浑身的火皇,笑着说道:“太医一看到狗皇帝的下面,却是立刻就忍不住大笑了起来,一边笑还一边叫道‘这么小？哈哈哈……怎么这么小……’……” Xu Que this saying ended, everyone on the scene looked as if by prior agreement toward Fire Emperor, although the flame was confused, covered, but was indistinct looks at arrived little anything, was really...... cough cough, slightly was truly small! 徐缺这一说完,在场的所有人都不约而同地朝着火皇看去,虽然火光缭乱,遮挡了许多,但隐约间还是看到了一点点什么,果然是……咳咳,确实略小了！ However, this also had nothing! 不过,这本来也没什么的！ Even if Fire Emperor is small, no one dares to ridicule! 火皇哪怕再小,也没人敢嘲笑的啊！ But was said with such a joke by Xu Que, few people then cannot bear smile immediately. 可是却被徐缺用这么一个笑话说出来了,一部分人便也立刻忍不住笑了起来。 Bang! 砰！ „Absurd! What do you smile to smile? Words that smiles again, We pull out to cut entirely you!” “岂有此理！你们笑什么笑？再笑的话,朕就把你们通通都拉出去斩掉！” Originally has been mad results in the anger Fire Emperor, immediately sends dragon prestige greatly, gets angry to say toward the people. 本来就已经气得怒火的火皇,登时就大发龙威,朝着众人发怒道。 But who thinks, his such a gets angry, Xu Que pointed at him to call out: „Right! At that time after that imperial physician smiled, dog Emperor was the ignition said that the words that smiled again, gave to cut you......” 可谁想,他这么一发怒,徐缺就更是指着他叫道:“对对对！当时那个太医笑了以后,狗皇帝就是发火这么说的,再笑的话,就把你给斩了……” Those images and scenes! 此情此景！ By Xu Que was said that the people probably are really same at the scene, noticed that laughs wildly imperial physician, with becoming angry out of shame Fire Emperor. 被徐缺这么说的,众人就好像真的在现场一样,看到一个狂笑不已的太医,和恼羞成怒的火皇。 However this, Fire Emperor really got angry, and has vented anger to the person who their these smile. 但是这一下,火皇是真的怒了,并且都已经迁怒到他们这些笑的人身上了。 immediately, that small part could not bear the person who smiles a moment ago, immediately the mouth covering, the whole face suppressed becomes flushed, at this time, even if thought that cannot smile again funnily! 顿时,那一小部分刚才忍不住笑的人,立刻就将嘴巴给捂上了,满脸憋得涨红,这个时候,哪怕觉得再好笑也不能笑啊！ „Right! Is you now this, the imperial physician is also a person! The imperial physician is not easy! Sees such funny matter, wants one is not good funnily, this is not......! By this dog Emperor compelling......” “对对对！就是你们现在这样,太医也是人啊！太医也不容易啊！看到这么好笑的事情,想要好好笑一下都不行,这不都是……唉！都是被这狗皇帝给逼的……” Xu Que sighs shook the head , to continue saying: „With great difficulty! The imperial physician bore smiling, without means that otherwise the life , there would be no! Then, deeply inspired, squatted, looks at dog Emperor that small thing, asked ‚Your Majesty discretely, where your dragon did root have problems? Now can say?’......” 徐缺叹了一口气摇了摇头,继续说道:“好不容易！太医忍住了笑,没办法,不然命就没了啊！然后,深吸一口气,蹲了下来,看着狗皇帝那小小的东西,谨慎地问道‘陛下,您这龙根到底是哪儿出问题了啊？现在可以说了吧？’……” Time at this point, the following eating melon people were really hung the arrived extreme by the Xu Que's curiosity, everyone is afraid Fire Emperor to get angry, wants to know that in this Fire Emperor that exactly what happened. 说到这里的时候,下面的吃瓜群众们真的是被徐缺的好奇心吊到了极点了,大家是又害怕火皇发怒,又想要知道这里面火皇的那个到底发生了什么事。 But Fire Emperor is a face looks angrily, but he does not think, because Xu Que these makes up wild stories slandered, wastes Dragon Qi take action rashly again, thus own plan disrupting. Therefore, at this moment he is bearing patiently as before, even if in heart anger already close to eruption, but he bears patiently! 而火皇则是一脸怒视,但他不想因为徐缺这一番胡诌诋毁,就贸然再浪费龙气出手,从而把自己的计划给扰乱了。所以,此刻他依旧隐忍着,纵使心中怒火已经临近爆发,可他还是隐忍！ He knows, after matter success that so long as in his heart plans, Xu Que must die without doubt! 他知道,只要他心中谋划的事成功后,徐缺就必死无疑！ But at this moment, Xu Que smiled suddenly , to continue the words saying: 而就在这时,徐缺陡然一笑,继续刚才的话说了出来: „ Imperial physician squatted at that time, asked that dog Emperor does have problems? However dog Emperor actually did not feel relieved as before, persists in wanting seek the Dao, after I said that you do not permit to smile, certainly does not permit to smile. At this time, Imperial physician felt oneself have controlled, isn't under is so small? Oneself have digested this fact, will not smile absolutely, therefore then pledged, humble official will not smile absolutely again. “太医当时蹲下去,问狗皇帝到底出了什么问题了？但是狗皇帝却依旧不放心,坚持要求道,我说了以后,你不准笑,一定不准笑。这个时候,太医觉得自己已经控制住了,不就是下面这么小么？自己都已经消化了这个事实,绝对不会笑的,所以便承诺道,微臣绝对不会再笑了。 This, dog Emperor felt relieved slightly, then points at own below to say to the imperial physician, Our dragon root...... is swollen! ” 这一下,狗皇帝才稍微放下心来,然后指着自己的下面冲着太医说道,朕的龙根……肿了！” ...... …… ...... …… 【, Stayed up late to damage severely last night, renewal late! Said the sound to be sorry to everyone, in the evening also has the renewal, no rush! muah!】 【哎呀,昨晚熬夜大伤,更新晚了！跟各位说声抱歉,晚上还有更新的,别着急！么么哒！】