USS :: Volume #2

#192: The name shakes Imperial City


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Facing present imperial palace Imperial Guard, Xu Que says Heaven Exploding Faction Hua Wuque! 面对眼前的皇宫禁卫,徐缺自称“炸天帮花无缺”! If not for has not wanted that quick exposed status, only to the emperor's son-in-law token throw together, this guard affirms at the scene by the scared out of one's wits. 若不是还不想那么快暴露身份,只需一块驸马令牌扔出来,这护卫肯定得当场被吓破胆。 However, even if the guard heard Xu Que to raise Heaven Exploding Faction three characters, the complexion has somewhat changed countenance. 然而,即便护卫只是听到徐缺提起“炸天帮”三个字,脸色就已然有些动容了。 As imperial palace Imperial Guard, the news definitely is very quick, yesterday Heaven Exploding Faction Li Bai showed off in Imperial City, the guard have no reason not to know. 身为皇宫禁卫,消息肯定是很灵通的,昨天炸天帮李白皇城大出风头,护卫没理由不知道。 However, imperial palace ban in body, guard naturally not possible for the Xu Que exception. 不过,皇宫禁令在身,护卫自然也不可能为了徐缺例外。 Immediately, the guard complexion is slightly moderate, said to Xu Que in a low voice: Fellow Daoist, please return! Fire Emperor has the command, tomorrow before the Trial field arrangement will be completed, entire palace confinement, who will come not to allow to allow to pass, even if will be Princess Yan Yang, was not allowed to leave the palace!” 当即,那护卫脸色稍微缓和,低声对徐缺道:“道友,还是请回吧!火皇有令,明日试炼场布置完成之前,全宫禁闭,无论是谁来都不允许放行,哪怕是炎阳公主,也不被允许出宫!” Trial field?” Xu Que immediately is startled. 试炼场?”徐缺顿时一怔。 At this time arranged the Trial field in the imperial palace, is it possible that for tomorrow incurred the emperor's son-in-law the time uses? 这种时候在皇宫里布置试炼场,莫非是为了明天招驸马的时候用? Yohe, inquired an advantageous news! 哟呵,无意之间打听到一个有利的消息呀! His eye pupil narrows the eyes slightly, said with a smile pale: Then, is the Trial field very definitely serious? Can't leave the palace Princess unexpectedly?” 他眼眸微微一眯,淡笑道:“这么说来,试炼场肯定很不得了吧?竟然连公主都不能出宫?” „Hasn't your excellency known? Yesterday Fire Emperor has promulgated the imperial decree, the Trial field altogether had three passes/tests, first pass writing test, second pass Martial test, the third pass palace examination, but the palace examination content needs to draw lots, is the investigate destiny, extracted simply, the nature successfully passed, but had the same palace examination content, the might was oversized, therefore arranged the Trial field!” The guard answered. “阁下还不知道么?昨天火皇已经颁布了圣旨,试炼场共有三关,第一关文试,第二关武试,第三关殿试,但是殿试内容需要抽签,算是考究气运,抽取到简单的,自然顺利通过,但其中有一样殿试内容,威力过大,所以才布置试炼场!”护卫解释道。 Xu Que is stunned, originally arranges the Trial field, but fears the destruction imperial palace? This did not have the meaning, but also thinks that can be any earth-shaking Trial content! 徐缺愕然,原来布置试炼场,只是怕毁坏皇宫啊?这就没意思了,还以为会是什么惊天动地的试炼内容呢! Also on the day is not anxious, tomorrow the father will come to explode the imperial palace personally! 罢了,也不急这一天,明天老子就亲自来把皇宫炸了! My big Heaven Exploding Faction dares to explode day after day, but also couldn't explode your only broken imperial palace? Just wait, dog Emperor! 我大炸天帮连天都敢炸,还炸不了你区区一个破皇宫么?等着吧,狗皇帝 Xu Que smiles lightly, arched cupping one hand in the other across the chest toward the guard, turns around to depart. 徐缺淡淡一笑,朝护卫拱了拱手,转身离去。 Returns to the inn, outside the inn had been encircled watertight, many people receives the message obviously, comes this to seek for Heaven Exploding Faction big talented person Li Bai that in abundance moves Capital City! 回到客栈,客栈外已然被围得水泄不通,显然有许多人收到消息,纷纷来此寻找名动京城的炸天帮大才子李白 Moreover the inn boss was also wild with joy, the propaganda, big talented person Li Bai lives in their inn everywhere, therefore less than half double-hour, the entire inn on sold out creates disaster merely. 而且客栈老板也乐坏了,四处宣传,大才子李白就住在他们客栈,于是仅仅不到半个时辰,整个客栈就客满为患。 Xu Que comes back, has taken off the header cap, forgets to put on. 徐缺回来的时候,将头帽摘下过,忘记戴上。 Then makes an appearance, the people of instantaneous noisy crowd well up to come, even one pile few- woman young girl brandishes the silk handkerchief to pound toward him...... 这才一露面,瞬间一窝蜂的人涌上前来,甚至还有一堆少-妇少女挥舞着丝巾朝着他砸过来…… Young Master Li stay, the concubine body climbs mountains and crosses rivers several streets to come, to see one side Young Master Li!” 李公子留步,妾身跋山涉水好几条街过来,就为了见李公子一面啊!” Quickly! Young Master Li here, haha...... I saw Li Bai. I also took advantage to paw his buttocks a moment ago, the small buttocks are very and curl upwards Ah…… “快!李公子在这边,哈哈……我看到李白了。刚才我还趁乱摸了他屁股一下,小屁股是又挺又翘啊…… I also touch arrived. The chest muscles of Young Master Li is really full powerful, goes back me to decide that one year did not wash this right hand. Contaminated the Young Master Li ability, my writing an article poetry , is also the creativeness spring wells up absolutely......” “我也摸到了李公子的胸肌真是饱满有力,回去我决定一年不洗这只右手了。沾染了李公子的才气,我写起文章诗词来,绝对也是才思泉涌……” ...... …… With great difficulty Xu Que that escapes from the crowd, has a lingering fear, he cannot think, oneself so greatly is unexpectedly popular. 好不容易从人群当中逃出来的徐缺,心有余悸,他怎么也想不到,自己居然如此大受欢迎。 Especially several aunts' salty pig's trotter, frightened the urine him a moment ago simply quickly, hurries to throw over black-robe(d) to hide away figure, escapes from the crazy crowd. 尤其是刚才好几个大妈的咸猪手,简直是将他都快吓尿了,赶紧披着黑袍隐遁身形,逃脱疯狂的人群。 But that group of people are still tracking down crazily, Xu Que stands beside the crowd, whole face speechless shaking the head. 但那群人还在疯狂追寻着,徐缺站在人群之外,满脸无语的摇摇头。 This special did the fans conference quickly! 这特么都快搞成粉丝见面会了! Touch! Touches your mother to touch! 摸!摸你麻痹摸啊! Cannot endure! Compels unable to endure certainly! 不能忍!绝逼不能忍啊! The father comes acting cool! Does not trace to you! 老子是来装逼的啊!不是给你们摸的! Has not washed the hands, is disgusting! 还不洗手,恶不恶心啊! acting cool core! 装逼的核心啊! Centers and two basic points! 一个中心和两个基本点! First, this center is centered on usually in low key! 首先,这个中心就是要以平日里的低调为中心啊! Does not want the fans! Do not follow! 不要粉丝!不要跟风的! Your these fans, vast momentum pursues, but also lets person acting cool? 你们这些脑残粉,声势浩大的追过来,还让人怎么装逼 Also can let person well acting cool?! 还能不能让人好好装逼了啊?啊啊啊啊! shook the head, in the Xu Que heart sighed, then turned around to go far away, hurries to change another inn to move, also does not dare to reveal at will own Li Bai status. 摇了摇头,徐缺心里面叹息了一声,便转身远去,赶紧换了另一家客栈入住,也再也不敢随意亮出自己李白的身份来。 ...... …… Next morning, weather slightly bright, Xu Que then rushed to the imperial palace! 第二天一早,天色微亮,徐缺便赶往了皇宫! The imperial family lives with the bride's family, Princess move of emperor's son-in-law, this is the important matter. 皇家招亲,公主招驸马,这是大事。 Although Xu Que has gotten up as far as possible early, but outside the imperial palace the sea of people, have entered for besides some cultivator(s), the innumerable common people come to surround! 尽管徐缺已经尽量起早,可皇宫外早已人山人海,除了一些修士来报名参加之外,还有无数百姓是前来围观的! The team has arranged very much long, moreover moves seemed like some is too slow, even if Xu Que follows now immediately in the rear, must wait to line up to enter the arena, must wait till at noon. 队伍已经排得很长了,而且动的似乎有些太慢了,哪怕徐缺现在马上跟在最后面,要等排队进场,恐怕都要等到中午了。 Yaya! What has that early lining up to make? Is hurrying to the reincarnation!” “丫丫的!一个个起那么早排队做什么?赶着去投胎啊!” Xu Que could not bear in the heart complained, then looked everywhere secretly, then saw that above Lady Ya banquet of that day several have ridiculed oneself Elder Brother Young Master, was afterward, but actually walked toward the team forefront position swaggering. 徐缺忍不住在心里面吐槽了一下,然后四处偷瞄了一下,便看到那天雅夫人宴会之上好几个嘲笑过自己的公子哥,也是后来的,但是却大摇大摆地朝着队伍最前面的位置走了过来。 Searched the head to look, Xu Que then discovered, originally these Elder Brother Young Master the student had own book child to line up for them, therefore they can rest a lie-in greatly, then caught up with and book child replaces to be able. 探了探脑袋一看,徐缺这才发现,原来这几个公子哥书生是有自己的书童替他们在排队,所以他们大可以睡一个懒觉,然后再赶过来和书童替换一下便可。 Shameless! Is this bullies me not to have the book child?” “无耻!这是欺负我没有书童咯?” Stamps the feet, Xu Que follows directly in that several Elder Brother Young Master behind, when they and book children change positions sets, the instantaneous eye disease foot is quick, immediately forefront gasser arrived goes. 一跺脚,徐缺直接就跟在那几个公子哥的身后,等他们和书童换位置的时候,瞬间眼疾脚快,立刻加塞到了最前面去。 However, the Xu Que's movement is quick, by the forefront two students discovering, accuses immediately: Oh! Front, you who?” 不过,徐缺的动作再快,还是被最前面的两个书生给发现了,立刻就指责了起来:“哎哟!前面的,你谁啊?” I? You asked that who I am? I am I! This also uses to ask, you are silly?” Xu Que shows a faint smile, plays the fool to say. “我?你问我是谁?我就是我啊!这还用问,你傻不傻?”徐缺微微一笑,装傻说道。 Elder Brother Young Master hearing this, was angry, pointing at Xu Que is being a big accusation: Absurd! Everyone is lining up, your queue? You......” 公子闻言,就更是气坏了,指着徐缺就是一大番指责:“岂有此理!大家都在排队,你怎么插队啊?你到底……” Because I do not have the quality!” “因为我没素质啊!” Xu Que smiles, to say naturally. 徐缺嘿嘿一笑,理所当然地说道。 You......” “你……” That several Elder Brother Young Master had nothing to say in reply instantaneously, right, they were want to accuse this fellow not to have the quality, is the present is booing, this goods directly oneself acknowledged that also said naturally. 那几个公子哥瞬间无言以对,没错啊,他们就是想要指责这家伙没有素质,可是现在倒好,这货直接就自己承认并且大方的说出来了。 This...... this your mother does not defer to the repertoire to play a card completely! 这……这尼玛完全不按照套路出牌的啊! Guard! The guards...... this scoundrel queue, drive out him quickly!” “侍卫!侍卫……这混账插队,快把他赶出去啊!” By the Xu Que air/Qi to incorrect several Elder Brother Young Master, was beckoned to shout Imperial Guard immediately. 徐缺气到不行的几个公子哥,立马招手喊来了禁卫 However unexpectedly also just in time, comes was yesterday's Xu Que inquires Imperial Guard that the information time bumped into. 不过也正巧,居然来的就是昨天徐缺来打探情报时候碰到的禁卫 He to Xu Que this Heaven Exploding Faction's black-robe(d) person was also impressive, for fear that offended Heaven Exploding Faction, moreover was only several students causes trouble, immediately went forward to reprove these book unfamiliar roads: Shouted anything to shout! Whose queue? How haven't I seen?” 他对徐缺这个炸天帮的黑袍人也是印象深刻,生怕得罪了“炸天帮”,而且又只是几个书生闹事而已,当即就上前训斥那些书生道:“嚷什么嚷!谁插队了?我怎么没有看到?” You......” several Elder Brother Young Master, as soon as listens to even this guard to harbor Xu Que, immediately is very angry but cannot do anything to stop it the eyeball, has no alternative. “你……”几个公子哥一听连这侍卫都包庇徐缺,顿时气得干瞪眼睛,无可奈何。 But this Imperial Guard also wants to turn a blind eye like this , helping Xu Que being perfunctory at will this matter. 而这禁卫也是想这样睁一只眼闭一只眼,随意将这事儿帮徐缺给敷衍过去的。 Reproved several students, then must turn around to depart. 训斥完几名书生,便要转身离去。 Unexpectedly at this time, Xu Que raised the hand on the contrary, shouts toward Imperial Guard: Comrade! Here! Here! The queue person is I......” 不料在这个时候,徐缺反倒自己举起了手,朝着禁卫喊道:“同志!这儿!这儿!插队的人就是我……” Imperial Guard: „......” 禁卫:“……”
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