At the Xu Quepresentspeed, theseso-calledtalentswere flungbyhimdirectlydid not have the shadow.
以徐缺如今的速度,这些所谓的天才直接被他甩得没了影。„It is not good, yourdrew the hatred!” After Xu Quecarefulponder, thought that cannottakeEr Gou'ziagain.
“不行,你丫的太拉仇恨了!”徐缺仔细思考后,觉得不能再带上二狗子。ThisfellowdidinWestern Heavenly Sect Citydoes not know that many Heaven's Furypersonresentfulmatters, thenbringit, oneselfdid not haveto askothersto troublewith enough time, a bigpiletroublesomefirstwalked.
这家伙在西天门城干了不知道多少天怒人怨的事,再把它带着,自己还没来得及去找别人麻烦,一大堆麻烦就先找上门来了。Er Gou'ziimmediatelyrefused to accept: „Itselfreveresvaliant, thatfellowsareenvythis God Venerableto be longare more graceful than them, thereforesoslanders!”二狗子顿时不服了:“本身尊英姿勃发,那帮家伙是嫉妒本神尊长得比他们帅,所以才如此污蔑!”„Talked nonsense!”Xu Quedoes not wantto listen tohimto arguefrom the start,„also the means that youturn intoanotherspeciestome.”
“扯淡!”徐缺压根不想听他辩解,“还有一个办法,你给我变成另外一个物种。”Er Gou'zihearing this, righteousnessexpression: „Is impossible! Even ifthis God Venerabledies, jumpsfromhere, is impossibleto turn intoanotherspecies!”二狗子闻言,义正言辞道:“不可能!本神尊就算是死,从这里跳下去,也不可能变成另一个物种!”„Tenskewers of roasted chickenwings.”
“十串烤鸡翅膀。”„Deal!”
“成交!”InFine Jade Pavilion, the monstrous talent/evildoertalentsfrommajorinfluences, is assemblingat this timein the same place, guessedsituation that theseselectstime.琼玉阁内,来自各大势力的妖孽天才,此时正围聚在一起,猜测这一次选拔的情况。
The tumult that previouslyEr Gou'ziand the otherscaused, thensubsidedquickly.
先前二狗子等人引起的骚动,很快便平息了下去。Thesechasing down, butpursues is not far, thengave up the plan that continuesto chase down.
那些追杀者,只是追出去不远,便放弃了继续追杀的打算。
A godsteedis extraordinary, the naturalyoungsterrecklesslyappearsin the field of vision of people.
一名神骏非凡,潇洒肆意的少年出现在众人的视野当中。As long asseescultivator(s) of thisyoungster, exclaimed in surpriseall.
但凡看见这名少年的修士,无不为之惊叹。cultivator(s)opens the mouth saying: „very handsomeAh……”
一名修士怔怔地开口道:“好帅啊……”Roadside, pair of quarrellingDao Companion, evenstopped the quarrel, looks atthatyoungster.
路旁,一对正在吵架的道侣,甚至停止了争吵,怔怔地看着那位少年。
The youngsterarrive at the near, looks attochasing downcultivator(s), the smilesaid: „, Looked that yourlookis flustered, is it possible thathaswhatimportant matterto happen?”
少年走到近前,看向追杀出来的修士,微笑道:“诸位,看你们神色如此慌张,莫非是有什么大事发生?”Questionedcultivator(s)gawked, facesuddenlyred, muttered: „ThisFellow Daoist, yourvery handsomeAh……”
被问话的修士愣了愣,脸忽然红了一下,喃喃道:“这位道友,你好帅啊……”
The youngstersaid with a smilepale: „These wordsIlistenedto be inferiormany, whythereforeyoucanstop uphere?”
少年淡笑道:“这句话我听了很多次了,所以你们为什么要堵在这里呢?”cultivator(s)awakesto turn aroundsuddenly, saidhastily: „Ohoh, just now the guilty of the most heinous crimepeoplerun awayfromhere, weare capturing, may I askFellow Daoist can see a dogandyoungcultivator(s)passed bysince then?”修士陡然醒转过来,连忙道:“噢噢,方才有一个罪大恶极之徒从此处逃窜,我们正在追捕,敢问道友可有看见一条狗和一个年轻修士从此地路过?”„Not.” The youngstershake the headto sayregrettably,immediatelyunfoldsface/colorto say with a smile, „, ifsees, mytake actionseizesinevitablyit.”
“并没有。”少年遗憾地摇头道,随即展颜笑道,“若是看见,我必然出手将其擒下。”cultivator(s)lookeddirectly, long timesuddenlyawakened.修士直接看愣了,半晌忽然醒悟过来。
The mother, the father is also a man, blushes!
妈的,老子也是男人啊,脸红个屁啊!Whenhethenlooks,discovered the youngsteris increasingly estranged.
当他回头看去,发现少年已经渐行渐远。Whilehefeltregrettime, suddenlyhearstransmits an inexplicablesoundbehind.
正当他感到遗憾的时候,忽然听到身后传来一阵莫名的响动。„Slightlyslightlyslightly!”
“略略略略略!”
The streetend, an unclearwhiteobject, is runningtowardherecrazily.
街道尽头,一只不明的白色物体,正疯狂地朝这边奔跑而来。„Fuck mewhatghost?”
“卧槽什么鬼?”Has not waited forcultivator(s)to respond, onlyhears„bah”, onlyfeelsin the surface a moistness.
还没等修士反应过来,只听见“呸”的一声,只感觉面上一片湿润。Hemakes an effortto wipeon the face, the gatheringtip of the nosesmells, suddenlylook changes.
他用力在脸上一抹,凑到鼻尖闻了闻,陡然色变。„Thisgadget, spitsmysaliva!”
“这玩意儿,吐我口水!”cultivator(s)immediatelywas angry, pursuedtoward the unclearwhiteobjectdirectly.修士顿时大怒不已,直接朝着不明白色物体追了过去。Sees onlythisthingto batteron the street in a business area, unscrupulous, it may be said thatis the rampantarrivedextreme.
只见此物在街面上横冲直撞,肆无忌惮,可谓是嚣张到了极点。Eachbycultivator(s) that hepasses through, cannot escape from the spat outbad luck.
每一个被他经过的修士,都逃不脱吐口水的噩运。Before long, on the street in a business areathenpresentedextremelymagnificentone.
不一会儿,街面上便出现了极其壮观的一幕。
The whitesuspicious articledashes about wildlyinfront, innumerablecultivator(s)follow close onafter that shouted abuse.
白色不明物体在前头狂奔,无数修士紧跟其后,破口大骂。„Brothers, thisgadgetspitsmysaliva!”
“兄弟们,这玩意儿吐我口水!”„Did youalsospit? Ialsospat!”
“你也被吐了?我也被吐了!”„Holdshim! Mustbutcherhim!”
“抓住他!一定要宰了他!”
The peopleare enormous and powerful, blatantly seek publicity, doentireWestern Heavenly Sect Cityto be in chaotic situation.
众人浩浩荡荡,招摇过市,搞得整个西天门城鸡飞狗跳。Before long, the frontpresents a Immortal Qiback, impressivelyisjust nowthatyoungster.
不一会儿,前方出现一个仙气的背影,赫然是方才那名少年。„FrontFellow Daoist, avoidsquickly, thisominousbeastwill spurt the personsaliva!”cultivator(s)shoutedinitbehindhoarsely.
“前方的道友,快躲开,这凶兽会喷人口水!”一名修士在其身后声嘶力竭地大喊。Youngsterhearing thisturns around, on the faceshows the clearsmile, puts out a hand a move.
少年闻言转身,脸上露出清浅的笑容,伸手一招。Thatwhitesuspicious articlestopssuddenly, in the peopledumbfoundedgaze, itbends downcleverlyside the youngster, absolutelydoes not havejust nowrunsspat outstance.
那白色不明物体陡然停住,在众人目瞪口呆的注视中,它乖巧地伏在少年身旁,完全没有方才边跑边吐口水的架势。„Do not be startled, thisbeastismypet.” The youngstersaidlightly, „Grass Mud Horse (fuck your mother)!”
“诸位不要惊慌,此兽乃是我的宠物。”少年淡淡地说道,“草泥马!”Numerouscultivator(s): „???”
众修士:“???”How do youcurse at peoplein good condition?
好端端地你怎么骂人呢?Do not think that growsleadsnot to punchyou!
别以为长得帅就不揍你啊!"Ohis embarrassedInot to scoldeveryone. ” The youngstersee the peoplelook is not right, awakenssuddenly, beckons with the handto sayagain and again,„is the name of thisbeast, is calledGrass Mud Horse (fuck your mother).”“哦不好意思我不是在骂各位。”少年见众人神色不对劲,陡然醒悟过来,连连摆手道,“是此兽的名字,叫做草泥马。”Sees a look of peoplesuspicion, the youngsterjawhead, startedto demonstrateslightlyimmediatelyin the presence of everyone.
见众人一副怀疑的神色,少年微微颌首,随即开始了当众展示。„Grass Mud Horse (fuck your mother), sits down.”
“草泥马,坐下。”„Grass Mud Horse (fuck your mother), stands.”
“草泥马,站起来。”„Grass Mud Horse (fuck your mother), bowstoFellow Daoist.”
“草泥马,向各位道友鞠躬。”Saw that Monster Beastreallyaccording to the words of youngster, madevariousmovementsunexpectedly, the peoplethenbelievedhiswords.
眼看着那妖兽居然真的按照少年的话语,做出了各种动作,众人这才相信了他的话。However many facial colorsare still strange, howbecausetheylistento be uncomfortable.
但是不少人依旧面色古怪,因为他们怎么听都不是滋味。Alwaysfeels likesomepeopleto point at the noseto scold, butoneselfalsoendure gladlygeneral.
总感觉像是有人指着自己鼻子骂,但是自己还甘之如饴一般。„SinceisFellow DaoistMonster Beast, wealsono longerexcessivelyinvestigated.”Iscultivator(s) of headsaidsubmissively,looked at a front, asked that „can Fellow Daoistgo toFine Jade Pavilion?”
“既然是道友的妖兽,那我们也不再过多追究了。”为首的修士拱手道,看了一眼前方,问道,“道友可是要去往琼玉阁?”
The youngsternod, caresses the head of Grass Mud Horse (fuck your mother)lightly: „Yes, plansto participate in the selection of chancellordisciple below.”
少年点头,轻抚草泥马的脑袋:“是的,在下准备去参加主事门徒的选拔。”Alsowithoutis the cultivator(s)opens the mouth of head, female cultivatorthenpushed, the coquettish looksaidleisurely: „Fellow Daoist, thisplacejourneyis extremely numerous, easygetting lost, makesmeleadyouto pass.”
还没等为首的修士开口,一个女修便挤了出来,媚眼款款道:“道友,此地路途极多,容易迷路,还是让我来带你过去吧。”Has not waited for the youngsterto comply, anotherfemale cultivatoralsoflushed: „Fellow Daoist, makesmecome, Iam the Hundred Charms Cultbeliever.”
还没等少年答应下来,另一名女修也冲了出来:“道友,还是让我来吧,我是百媚教的教徒哟。”Hundred Charms Cult, Chengyuan Immortal DomainfirstDemon Cult.百媚教,成元仙域第一魔教。SaidisDemon Cult, mainlydepends upondual cultivationto become famous, inteachingmassivefemale cultivatorlooksis peerless, consoledmassivesinglecultivator(s)byone's effort, may be calledis the femaleBodhisattva in cultivator(s).
说是魔教,主要依靠双修成名,教内大量女修姿容绝世,以一己之力慰藉了大量单身修士,堪称为修士中的女菩萨。Youngstereyesonebright, has not waited forhimto open the mouth, onepile of female cultivatorflushedsuddenly, directlyitencircling.
少年眼睛一亮,还没等他开口,一堆女修忽然冲了出来,直接将其给团团围住。„Fellow Daoist, makingmeleadyouto go.”
“道友,让我带你去吧。”„Go awayyou, makingmebringthisFellow Daoistto go!”
“滚开啊你,让我带这位道友去!”„Make way! Fellow Daoistismy!”
“都闪开!道友是我的!”Numerousfemale cultivatoris beautifully attired, criedtenderlypersuasively, verylooked atsurroundingmale cultivatorto envy.
一众女修花枝招展,娇啼婉转,看得周围的男修好不羡慕。„Superficial!”male cultivatordenounced severely.
“肤浅!”一名男修痛斥道。„Right, cannot appreciateourconnotation!”
“没错,根本欣赏不到我们这些人的内涵!”„Simplysuperficial!”
“简直肤浅!”Incorner that the peoplehave not noticed, the youngsterandGrass Mud Horse (fuck your mother)sliddistressedly.
在众人没有注意到的角落,少年和草泥马狼狈不已地溜了出来。„Mother.” The youngsterwipe away sweat, „thisgroup of people were also too crazy, almostcould not come out.”
“妈呀。”少年擦了一把汗,“这帮人也太疯狂了,差点就出不来了。”Grass Mud Horse (fuck your mother)happilybeginssupinely: „Thatisbecausethis God Venerablewas too pleasing, thereforemakestheseignorantcultivator(s)go after like ducks. fart!” The youngstersnort contemptuously, „isCool Saint'sis obviously charming?”草泥马得意地仰起头:“那是因为本神尊太让人喜爱了,所以才让这些愚昧的修士趋之若鹜。放屁!”少年嗤之以鼻,“明明就是本逼圣的帅气好吗?”„Talked nonsense! Becausethis God Venerableis lovable!”
“扯淡!因为本神尊可爱!”„this Cool Saintgraceful!”
“本逼圣帅!”„Lovable!”
“可爱!”„Graceful!”
“帅!”Person of Grass Mud Horse (fuck your mother), but alsowithoutarriving inFine Jade Pavilion, thenstartedto thrash.
一人一草泥马,还没抵达玉琼阁,便开始厮打了起来。
After the moment, the youngstersitson the ground, beckons with the hand saying: „Mother, does not come, making the proper businessis important.”
片刻后,少年坐在地上,摆手道:“妈的,不来了,做正事要紧。”„, We must save the world.”
“正是,我们还要拯救世界呢。”
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……【WishedeveryoneMid-Autumn Festivaljoyful!】
【祝大家中秋节快乐!】
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