The bonuswasDing Fangmade the bigeffort, mademassiveinvestigation and study of relatedWestern Heavenly Sect City, facingissue that thissuch asitcamesuddenly, felt that compelledignorant.
饶是丁方花了大力气,做了有关西天门城的大量调研,面对这个忽如其来的问题,也感到一阵懵逼。Why does thispersoncome upto askthisquestion?
这个人为什么一上来就问这种问题?Whatunusualnativecustomthisspecialis?
这特么是什么奇特的本土风俗吗?The point is that thiscustomalsotoohis motheropening!
可问题是,这种风俗也太他娘地开放了吧!Even ifeveryoneiscultivator(s), is still the puremen, butthisissueblurted out, will makepeoplethink that is awkwardly good!
就算大家都是修士,也都是纯爷们,但这种问题脱口而出,也会让人觉得尴尬好不好!Ding Fanglooks atpresentcultivator(s)dumbfoundedly, the opposite partytalltall and strong, aurademonstrated that opposite partyImmortal Venerate Realmcultivation base, thatis notexistence that presenthecanresist.丁方目瞪口呆地看着眼前的修士,对方身材高大魁梧,身上的气息显示出了对方仙尊境的修为,那不是现在的他能够抵挡的存在。Ownnatural talentis not very good, topresentalsopracticetoImmortal Monarchmiddle stagecultivation base.
自己的天资不够好,到现在也不过修炼到仙王中期的修为。Alsobecause ofso, thereforeoneself the meetingwantcompletelyby any means possible, to arrive atWestern Heavenly Sect City.
也正是因为如此,所以自己才会想尽千方百计,都要来到西天门城。Even ifcannotcompete for the position of chancellordisciple, can still seeksomeadvantage, strivingcango a step further.
就算不能争夺到主事门徒的位置,也可以从中谋取一些好处,争取能够更进一步。Therefore, hemade the wholesalebecome strongerplanspecially, the intentionvigorouslofty aspiration, wantsto becometoppowerhouse.
为此,他特意制定了一揽子变强计划,心怀蓬勃大志,想要成为顶尖的强者。Wholesalebecome strongerplans the firststep, insetbackarrivedeye.
一揽子变强计划第一步,就遭到了眼中的挫折。
The Ding Fangbrainwas ignorant, muttered: „Iin the native place, heard that outsidecultivator(s)hasvariousunusualhobbies, is it possible thatyour excellencythisisin the legend...... molester?”丁方脑子都懵了,喃喃道:“我在老家的时候,听说外面的修士有各种各样奇特的爱好,莫非阁下这就是传说中的……痴汉?”Tall and strongcultivator(s)aurasinkssuddenly, as ifinthese wordsstamphissore spot.
魁梧修士身上的气息陡然一沉,仿佛这句话戳中了他的痛处。Ding Fanggawked, a slappatssuddenlyonownface.丁方愣了愣,忽然一巴掌拍在自己脸上。
The mother, were oneselfsilly?
妈的,自己是傻了吗?Butopposite partyImmortal Venerate Realmcultivator(s), whatoddeven ifhehas, oneselfthissaidin the presence of everyone, to hitothersfaces?
对方可是仙尊境的修士,就算他有什么怪癖,自己这样当众说出来,岂不是打人家的脸?„Seniorpleasemake reparations, the younger generation came from the remoteplace, does not knowthisplacecustom, but alsoasked the seniorto excuse me.”Ding Fangis sorryto sayhastilysubmissively,immediatelyalsoaskedcautiously, „is it possible that...... didn't thisplace make one wear the underpants?”
“前辈请赎罪,晚辈是从偏僻之地而来,不知此地风俗,还请前辈见谅。”丁方连忙拱手抱歉道,随即又小心翼翼地问道,“莫非……此地不让人穿内裤?”Tall and strongcultivator(s)originallyalreadycomplexionslightlyslow, hearshisfollowingquestion, the complexiondirect blackbecame the coal, aurastartsto become the disorder, the solemnmoodis not steady.
魁梧修士原本已经面色稍缓,听见他后面的问话,脸色直接黑成了炭,身上的气息开始变得紊乱,俨然情绪不稳。Ding Fangimmediatelywas shocked, is difficultto be inadequateownwordsalsoto have the issue?丁方顿时愣住了,难不成自己的话又有问题?Howto feel that thisseniordoes seem the mood is not better?
怎么感觉这位前辈好像情绪更加不好了?Difficultto be inadequatecultivator(s) in Western Heavenly Sect City, isthismoodextremelyunstableexistence?
难不成西天门城里的修士,都是这种情绪极其不稳定的存在吗?
The outside worldworld was really difficult......
啧,外界的世界真的是太难了……Howeverluckily, seems likethissenioras ifimmediatelywithown the appearance of haggling over.
不过幸好,看起来这位前辈似乎并没有立马就要和自己的计较的样子。Tall and strongcultivator(s)effortdeep breathtwo, sinkingsound said: „Answeredmyissue.”
魁梧修士用力深呼吸了两下,沉声道:“回答我的问题。”Ding Fangdoes not dareto speakagainrandomly, hasto sayactually: „Eh...... the younger generationhas not actually put on.”丁方不敢再乱讲话,只好照实说道:“额……其实晚辈没穿。”Finishes speaking, hesees the enlargement of fistshadowquickspeedin the field of vision, at presentoneblack, thenpassed out, by the earonlyleft behindwhispering of tall and strongcultivator(s).
话音刚落,他就看见拳影在视野中快速度的放大,紧接着眼前一黑,便失去了知觉,耳旁只留下魁梧修士的低语。„Makesyounot wear the underpants!”
“让你丫不穿内裤!”Whenhewakes upagain, after is a double-hourmatter.
当他再度醒来,已经是一个时辰以后的事情了。
The Ding Fangwhole personwas silly, Western Heavenly Sect Citycultivator(s)hasthisodd?丁方整个人都傻了,西天门城的修士都有这种怪癖的吗?Becausedo not wear the underpants, can therefore come under attack?
就因为自己不穿内裤,所以就要挨打?Thisisspecialwhatnonsensetruth!
这是特么什么狗屁道理!Afterthislesson, Ding Fangfeltoneselfhad the understanding of deeperleveltoWestern Heavenly Sect, ranto change the underpantsspeedily.
经过这次教训,丁方觉得自己对西天门有了更深层次的认识,一溜烟地跑回去换上了内裤。Immediately , he preparesto go to the Eternal Night Templeregistrationagain,
随即,他再度出发,准备前往永夜殿报名、Justwalkednottwosteps, turned the headto seethatgrandiosecultivator(s)to standbeforeoneself, askedspookily: „Did youwear the underpants?”
刚走出去没两步,转头就看见那壮硕修士站在自己面前,幽幽地问道:“你穿内裤了吗?”Ding Fangsneers, thought that samemovewill not be swindledagain for the second time!丁方冷笑一声,心想同样的招数自己可不会再上当第二次了!Hesticks out chest, self-confidently said: „Put on!”
他挺起胸膛,自信满满道:“穿了!”„Whatcolor that youput on?”
“你穿的什么色的?”„black.”
“黑色。”Justreplied,Ding Fangonlyfeltoneselfat presentoneblack, by the earonlyheardthatcultivator(s)to whisper: „Makesyouput onblack......”
刚回答完,丁方只感觉自己眼前一黑,耳旁只听见那修士嘀咕道:“让你丫穿黑色的……”
After halfdouble-hour, hewakes upagain, feltoneselfwere insane.
半个时辰后,他再度醒来,觉得自己要疯了。
Is the Western Heavenly Sect Citycultivator(s)specialmother the mental illness?西天门城的修士都特娘地是神经病吧?
Did oneselfwear the blackunderpants?
自己穿黑色内裤咋了?Also not likableblacknot?!
还不让人喜欢黑色的是不?!Is ponderinga whilesame place, the Ding Fangeyegroundpassed over gently and swiftlywipes the ruthlesscolor, dashes a arrivedtailoring firm, boughtonesetallcolorunderpantsdirectly.
在原地思考了一会儿,丁方眼底掠过一抹狠色,飞奔到了一家成衣店,直接将所有颜色的内裤都买了一套。
After reprimanding the large sum of money, hehassevencolorunderpants, steppedagainroad that went toEternal Night Temple.
斥下重金之后,他怀揣着七彩内裤,再度踏上了前往永夜殿的路。Tall and strongcultivator(s)appearsinhisfrontagain: „Did youwear the underpants?”
魁梧修士再度出现在他的面前:“你穿内裤了吗?”„Put on!”
“穿了!”„Whatcolor?”
“什么色的?”Ding Fanghad not replied,takes out a cloth wrapperfromstorage ringdirectly, throwson the ground, loud and clearsay/way: „Hereanythingcolorhas, the senioryoulikeswhatcolorIto trade!”丁方没有回答,直接从储物戒里取出一个布包,扔在地上,掷地有声道:“这里什么颜色都有,前辈你喜欢什么色我都可以换!”Tall and strongcultivator(s)silentlong time, suddenlyopens the mouthto ask: „Did youwear the underpants?”
魁梧修士沉默了半晌,忽然又开口问道:“你穿内裤了吗?”In the Ding Fangheartraisessuddenlywipes the ominouspremonition: „Put on, puts on......”丁方心中陡然升起一抹不祥的预感:“穿,穿了呀……”Bang!
砰!
The giganticfistpoundeddirectlyonhisforehead, stunneditinstantaneously.
硕大的拳头直接砸在了他的脑门上,瞬间将其震晕。Beforethoroughfainting, hehearstall and strongcultivator(s)to whisperonce again: „Makesyouwear the underpants......”
在彻底晕厥之前,他听见魁梧修士又一次嘀咕道:“让你丫穿内裤……”Ding Fangthoroughwas insane.丁方彻底疯了。Youspecialput on not gooddo not put onare not good, howyouwantme!
你特么穿也不行不穿也不行,你到底要我怎么样啊!Western Heavenly Sect Citycultivator(s) was also too abnormal!西天门城的修士也太变态了啊!Mom, Iwantto go home!
妈妈,我想回家!Whenhewakes upagain, without delay, takes the baggagedirectly, directly soarsleaves the Western Heavenly Sect Citydirectionto go.
当他再度醒来,二话不说,直接带上行李,直奔离开西天门城的方向而去。This whole life, did not comeWestern Heavenly Sect City!
这辈子,再也不来西天门城了!
Before thisisDing Fangleaves, a finalidea.
这是丁方离开前,最后的一个想法。Similarsituation, variouscornersinWestern Heavenly Sect City.
同样的情形,发生在西天门城的各处角落里。Innumerablehaveyoungcultivator(s) that the dreamcomes, afterexperiencingsocietybeatsdeeply grieved, whatdeeplyto awakenisin the family/homegood.
无数怀揣着梦想前来的年轻修士,在经历了社会的惨痛殴打以后,深深地醒悟了什么叫还是家里好。Thereforetheybring a dreamshatterheart, stepped the journey of going home.
于是他们带着一颗梦想破碎的心,踏上了回家的旅途。InFierce Sun Sect, Lie TianqiongandCang Jingkong (Aoi Sora), are reportingtoday'svictorytoXu Que.烈阳门内,烈天穹和苍景空,向徐缺汇报着今日的战果。„According to the data that all parties reported that todayaltogetherobstructedbalance about 10,000cultivator(s), the resultwas gratifying!”Lie Tianqiongsaidfull of enthusiasm.
“根据各方上报的数据,今日一共阻截了余额一万名左右的修士,成绩喜人!”烈天穹兴致勃勃地说道。Properly speakinginFierce Sun Sectshould notso manymanpower, butXu QueletsLie Tianqiongin the name ofBlue Sun Sect, issuedposting a rewardto the city.
按理来说烈阳门内不应该有这么多的人手,但徐缺让烈天穹以苍阳门的名义,向城内发布了悬赏。So long asobstructscultivator(s), canobtain the reward of Blue Sun Sect.
只要阻截一个修士,就可以获得苍阳门的奖励。Participates in the selectioncultivator(s)mostlycultivation baseis notveryhigh, inWestern Heavenly Sect Cityalsohascultivator(s) that has no intentionto participate in the selectionmuch, is naturally gladto completethismission.
参加选拔的修士大多修为不是很高,西天门城内也有不少无意参加选拔的修士,自然乐于去完成这个任务。Er Gou'ziis wailinginone side: „this God Venerabletreasure! this God Venerableis unfair toyou! Is the this God Venerablemistakes, has not protectedyouwell!”二狗子正在一旁哀嚎:“本神尊的宝贝啊!本神尊对不起你们啊!都是本神尊的错,没有好好保护好你们!”Xu Quea slappatsonhishead: „Do not be howling, preparedto work.”徐缺一巴掌拍在他脑袋上:“别嚎嚎了,准备去干活了。”
A Er Gou'zifaceis dreary: „Does not go! this God Venerablemustfor the treasuremourning that theseelapse!”二狗子一脸阴郁:“不去!本神尊要为那些逝去的宝贝哀悼!”„Wemanage the traditionalbusiness, don't yougo?” The Xu Quefaint smilesaid.
“我们去操持传统业务,你不去?”徐缺似笑非笑地说道。Er Gou'zihearing this, quickly grasps the meaning of somethingdirectly, turns over/stands upfrom the ground, is in high spirits typical: „Walks, wegoa bit faster, otherwisewent to the personnot to have!”二狗子闻言,直接一个激灵,从地上翻身而起,兴冲冲地道:“走走走,咱们快点去,不然去完了人就没了!”Nearby, Cang Jingkong (Aoi Sora)andLie Tianqionglook at each other in dismay, does not understand that the oldbusinessis anything.
一旁,苍景空和烈天穹面面相觑,不明白老业务是个什么东西。Duan Jiudeexplainedleisurely: „Thistraditionalbusiness, isourHeaven Exploding Faction'stradition, goes toRob(-bery)theseyoung talents......”段九德优哉游哉地解释道:“这传统业务,就是咱们炸天帮的传统,去打劫那些年轻天才……”
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