USS :: Volume #19

#1882: Traditional business


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The bonus was Ding Fang made the big effort, made massive investigation and study of related Western Heavenly Sect City, facing issue that this such as it came suddenly, felt that compelled ignorant. 饶是丁方花了大力气,做了有关西天门城的大量调研,面对这个忽如其来的问题,也感到一阵懵逼。 Why does this person come up to ask this question? 这个人为什么一上来就问这种问题? What unusual native custom this special is? 这特么是什么奇特的本土风俗吗? The point is that this custom also too his mother opening! 可问题是,这种风俗也太他娘地开放了吧! Even if everyone is cultivator(s), is still the pure men, but this issue blurted out, will make people think that is awkwardly good! 就算大家都是修士,也都是纯爷们,但这种问题脱口而出,也会让人觉得尴尬好不好! Ding Fang looks at present cultivator(s) dumbfoundedly, the opposite party tall tall and strong, aura demonstrated that opposite party Immortal Venerate Realm cultivation base, that is not existence that present he can resist. 丁方目瞪口呆地看着眼前的修士,对方身材高大魁梧,身上的气息显示出了对方仙尊境修为,那不是现在的他能够抵挡的存在。 Own natural talent is not very good, to present also practice to Immortal Monarch middle stage cultivation base. 自己的天资不够好,到现在也不过修炼仙王中期修为 Also because of so, therefore oneself the meeting want completely by any means possible, to arrive at Western Heavenly Sect City. 也正是因为如此,所以自己才会想尽千方百计,都要来到西天门城 Even if cannot compete for the position of chancellor disciple, can still seek some advantage, striving can go a step further. 就算不能争夺到主事门徒的位置,也可以从中谋取一些好处,争取能够更进一步。 Therefore, he made the wholesale become stronger plan specially, the intention vigorous lofty aspiration, wants to become top powerhouse. 为此,他特意制定了一揽子变强计划,心怀蓬勃大志,想要成为顶尖的强者 Wholesale become stronger plans the first step, in setback arrived eye. 一揽子变强计划第一步,就遭到了眼中的挫折。 The Ding Fang brain was ignorant, muttered: I in the native place, heard that outside cultivator(s) has various unusual hobbies, is it possible that your excellency this is in the legend...... molester?” 丁方脑子都懵了,喃喃道:“我在老家的时候,听说外面的修士有各种各样奇特的爱好,莫非阁下这就是传说中的……痴汉?” Tall and strong cultivator(s) aura sinks suddenly, as if in these words stamp his sore spot. 魁梧修士身上的气息陡然一沉,仿佛这句话戳中了他的痛处。 Ding Fang gawked, a slap pats suddenly on own face. 丁方愣了愣,忽然一巴掌拍在自己脸上。 The mother, were oneself silly? 妈的,自己是傻了吗? But opposite party Immortal Venerate Realm cultivator(s), what odd even if he has, oneself this said in the presence of everyone, to hit others faces? 对方可是仙尊境修士,就算他有什么怪癖,自己这样当众说出来,岂不是打人家的脸? Senior please make reparations, the younger generation came from the remote place, does not know this place custom, but also asked the senior to excuse me.” Ding Fang is sorry to say hastily submissively, immediately also asked cautiously, is it possible that...... didn't this place make one wear the underpants?” “前辈请赎罪,晚辈是从偏僻之地而来,不知此地风俗,还请前辈见谅。”丁方连忙拱手抱歉道,随即又小心翼翼地问道,“莫非……此地不让人穿内裤?” Tall and strong cultivator(s) originally already complexion slightly slow, hears his following question, the complexion direct black became the coal, aura starts to become the disorder, the solemn mood is not steady. 魁梧修士原本已经面色稍缓,听见他后面的问话,脸色直接黑成了炭,身上的气息开始变得紊乱,俨然情绪不稳。 Ding Fang immediately was shocked, is difficult to be inadequate own words also to have the issue? 丁方顿时愣住了,难不成自己的话又有问题? How to feel that this senior does seem the mood is not better? 怎么感觉这位前辈好像情绪更加不好了? Difficult to be inadequate cultivator(s) in Western Heavenly Sect City, is this mood extremely unstable existence? 难不成西天门城里的修士,都是这种情绪极其不稳定的存在吗? The outside world world was really difficult...... 啧,外界的世界真的是太难了…… However luckily, seems like this senior as if immediately with own the appearance of haggling over. 不过幸好,看起来这位前辈似乎并没有立马就要和自己的计较的样子。 Tall and strong cultivator(s) effort deep breath two, sinking sound said: Answered my issue.” 魁梧修士用力深呼吸了两下,沉声道:“回答我的问题。” Ding Fang does not dare to speak again randomly, has to say actually: Eh...... the younger generation has not actually put on.” 丁方不敢再乱讲话,只好照实说道:“额……其实晚辈没穿。” Finishes speaking, he sees the enlargement of fist shadow quick speed in the field of vision, at present one black, then passed out, by the ear only left behind whispering of tall and strong cultivator(s). 话音刚落,他就看见拳影在视野中快速度的放大,紧接着眼前一黑,便失去了知觉,耳旁只留下魁梧修士的低语。 Makes you not wear the underpants!” “让你丫不穿内裤!” When he wakes up again, after is a double-hour matter. 当他再度醒来,已经是一个时辰以后的事情了。 The Ding Fang whole person was silly, Western Heavenly Sect City cultivator(s) has this odd? 丁方整个人都傻了,西天门城修士都有这种怪癖的吗? Because do not wear the underpants, can therefore come under attack? 就因为自己不穿内裤,所以就要挨打? This is special what nonsense truth! 这是特么什么狗屁道理! After this lesson, Ding Fang felt oneself had the understanding of deeper level to Western Heavenly Sect, ran to change the underpants speedily. 经过这次教训,丁方觉得自己对西天门有了更深层次的认识,一溜烟地跑回去换上了内裤。 Immediately , he prepares to go to the Eternal Night Temple registration again, 随即,他再度出发,准备前往永夜殿报名、 Just walked not two steps, turned the head to see that grandiose cultivator(s) to stand before oneself, asked spookily: „Did you wear the underpants?” 刚走出去没两步,转头就看见那壮硕修士站在自己面前,幽幽地问道:“你穿内裤了吗?” Ding Fang sneers, thought that same move will not be swindled again for the second time! 丁方冷笑一声,心想同样的招数自己可不会再上当第二次了! He sticks out chest, self-confidently said: Put on!” 他挺起胸膛,自信满满道:“穿了!” What color that you put on?” “你穿的什么色的?” black.” 黑色。” Just replied, Ding Fang only felt oneself at present one black, by the ear only heard that cultivator(s) to whisper: Makes you put on black......” 刚回答完,丁方只感觉自己眼前一黑,耳旁只听见那修士嘀咕道:“让你丫穿黑色的……” After half double-hour, he wakes up again, felt oneself were insane. 半个时辰后,他再度醒来,觉得自己要疯了。 Is the Western Heavenly Sect City cultivator(s) special mother the mental illness? 西天门城修士都特娘地是神经病吧? Did oneself wear the black underpants? 自己穿黑色内裤咋了? Also not likable black not?! 还不让人喜欢黑色的是不?! Is pondering a while same place, the Ding Fang eyeground passed over gently and swiftly wipes the ruthless color, dashes a arrived tailoring firm, bought one set all color underpants directly. 在原地思考了一会儿,丁方眼底掠过一抹狠色,飞奔到了一家成衣店,直接将所有颜色的内裤都买了一套。 After reprimanding the large sum of money, he has seven color underpants, stepped again road that went to Eternal Night Temple. 斥下重金之后,他怀揣着七彩内裤,再度踏上了前往永夜殿的路。 Tall and strong cultivator(s) appears in his front again: „Did you wear the underpants?” 魁梧修士再度出现在他的面前:“你穿内裤了吗?” Put on!” “穿了!” What color?” “什么色的?” Ding Fang had not replied, takes out a cloth wrapper from storage ring directly, throws on the ground, loud and clear say/way: Here anything color has, the senior you likes what color I to trade!” 丁方没有回答,直接从储物戒里取出一个布包,扔在地上,掷地有声道:“这里什么颜色都有,前辈你喜欢什么色我都可以换!” Tall and strong cultivator(s) silent long time, suddenly opens the mouth to ask: „Did you wear the underpants?” 魁梧修士沉默了半晌,忽然又开口问道:“你穿内裤了吗?” In the Ding Fang heart raises suddenly wipes the ominous premonition: Put on, puts on......” 丁方心中陡然升起一抹不祥的预感:“穿,穿了呀……” Bang! 砰! The gigantic fist pounded directly on his forehead, stunned it instantaneously. 硕大的拳头直接砸在了他的脑门上,瞬间将其震晕。 Before thorough fainting, he hears tall and strong cultivator(s) to whisper once again: Makes you wear the underpants......” 在彻底晕厥之前,他听见魁梧修士又一次嘀咕道:“让你丫穿内裤……” Ding Fang thorough was insane. 丁方彻底疯了。 You special put on not good do not put on are not good, how you want me! 你特么穿也不行不穿也不行,你到底要我怎么样啊! Western Heavenly Sect City cultivator(s) was also too abnormal! 西天门城修士也太变态了啊! Mom, I want to go home! 妈妈,我想回家! When he wakes up again, without delay, takes the baggage directly, directly soars leaves the Western Heavenly Sect City direction to go. 当他再度醒来,二话不说,直接带上行李,直奔离开西天门城的方向而去。 This whole life, did not come Western Heavenly Sect City! 这辈子,再也不来西天门城了! Before this is Ding Fang leaves, a final idea. 这是丁方离开前,最后的一个想法。 Similar situation, various corners in Western Heavenly Sect City. 同样的情形,发生在西天门城的各处角落里。 Innumerable have young cultivator(s) that the dream comes, after experiencing society beats deeply grieved, what deeply to awaken is in the family/home good. 无数怀揣着梦想前来的年轻修士,在经历了社会的惨痛殴打以后,深深地醒悟了什么叫还是家里好。 Therefore they bring a dream shatter heart, stepped the journey of going home. 于是他们带着一颗梦想破碎的心,踏上了回家的旅途。 In Fierce Sun Sect, Lie Tianqiong and Cang Jingkong (Aoi Sora), are reporting today's victory to Xu Que. 烈阳门内,烈天穹苍景空,向徐缺汇报着今日的战果。 According to the data that all parties reported that today altogether obstructed balance about 10,000 cultivator(s), the result was gratifying!” Lie Tianqiong said full of enthusiasm. “根据各方上报的数据,今日一共阻截了余额一万名左右的修士,成绩喜人!”烈天穹兴致勃勃地说道。 Properly speaking in Fierce Sun Sect should not so many manpower, but Xu Que lets Lie Tianqiong in the name of Blue Sun Sect, issued posting a reward to the city. 按理来说烈阳门内不应该有这么多的人手,但徐缺烈天穹苍阳门的名义,向城内发布了悬赏。 So long as obstructs cultivator(s), can obtain the reward of Blue Sun Sect. 只要阻截一个修士,就可以获得苍阳门的奖励。 Participates in the selection cultivator(s) mostly cultivation base is not very high, in Western Heavenly Sect City also has cultivator(s) that has no intention to participate in the selection much, is naturally glad to complete this mission. 参加选拔的修士大多修为不是很高,西天门城内也有不少无意参加选拔的修士,自然乐于去完成这个任务 Er Gou'zi is wailing in one side: this God Venerable treasure! this God Venerable is unfair to you! Is the this God Venerable mistakes, has not protected you well!” 二狗子正在一旁哀嚎:“本神尊的宝贝啊!本神尊对不起你们啊!都是本神尊的错,没有好好保护好你们!” Xu Que a slap pats on his head: Do not be howling, prepared to work.” 徐缺一巴掌拍在他脑袋上:“别嚎嚎了,准备去干活了。” A Er Gou'zi face is dreary: Does not go! this God Venerable must for the treasure mourning that these elapse!” 二狗子一脸阴郁:“不去!本神尊要为那些逝去的宝贝哀悼!” We manage the traditional business, don't you go?” The Xu Que faint smile said. “我们去操持传统业务,你不去?”徐缺似笑非笑地说道。 Er Gou'zi hearing this, quickly grasps the meaning of something directly, turns over/stands up from the ground, is in high spirits typical: Walks, we go a bit faster, otherwise went to the person not to have!” 二狗子闻言,直接一个激灵,从地上翻身而起,兴冲冲地道:“走走走,咱们快点去,不然去完了人就没了!” Nearby, Cang Jingkong (Aoi Sora) and Lie Tianqiong look at each other in dismay, does not understand that the old business is anything. 一旁,苍景空烈天穹面面相觑,不明白老业务是个什么东西。 Duan Jiude explained leisurely: This traditional business, is our Heaven Exploding Faction's tradition, goes to Rob(-bery) these young talents......” 段九德优哉游哉地解释道:“这传统业务,就是咱们炸天帮的传统,去打劫那些年轻天才……” ...... ……
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