USS :: Volume #2

#167: Really scolding smiled


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Hē, this boy ended!” Looks silhouette that Xu Que walks, a Bright Saint Academy man sneers to say. “呵呵,这小子完了!”看着徐缺走去的身影,一名明圣书院的男子冷笑道。 Visited him to be handsome and intelligent, has not thought that is a not knowing the immensity of heaven and earth fellow!” Nearby female also shook the head. “原本看他一表人才,没想到是个不知天高地厚的家伙!”旁边的女子也摇了摇头 Tang Liufeng scared, simply has not thought that this Li Bai brothers are so unexpectedly fierce, go ahead. 唐柳风则吓坏了,根本没想到这位“李白”兄弟居然这么猛,说上就上。 When he responded, before Xu Que has arrived at the table of that several robust man, observed closely several people. 等他反应过来时,徐缺已然来到那几名壮汉的桌前,盯住了几人。 Several robust men slightly are also stunned, frown. 几名壮汉也微微错愕,皱起了眉头。 One of them is unhappy: „Does boy, what you look at to look?” 其中一人不喜道:“小子,你看什么看?” Xu Que stern-faced shook the head, is pointing on the table a boiled fish, lowers the sound saying: This is my fish!” 徐缺一脸凝重的摇了摇头,指着桌上一盘煮熟的鱼,压低着声音道:“这是我的鱼!” Your fish? 你的鱼? Several robust men are also stunned, at once flies into a rage. 几名壮汉又错愕一下,旋即勃然大怒。 Bang!” “砰!” One of them pounded on a table ruthlessly, cursed angrily: fart, does your boy court death? Dares to come this to deceive to eat to deceive to drink!” 其中一人狠狠拍了一下桌子,怒骂道:“放屁,你小子是不是找死?敢来这骗吃骗喝!” Cursed angrily sound immediately to resound through the teahouse, everyone was alarmed, the vision looked toward here. 怒骂声顿时响彻茶馆,所有人都被惊动,目光纷纷朝这边望来。 Tang Liufeng stands in not far away, sees this, immediately is anxious like like ants on a heated pan, takes a step to walk up to advise against Xu Que. 唐柳风站在不远处,看到这一幕,顿时急得如热锅上的蚂蚁,迈步就要走上前去劝阻徐缺 But one step just took, was blocked the way by the Bright Saint Academy man. 可一步刚迈出,便被明圣书院的男子挡住了去路。 „An eastern tenth academy, this matter may not relate with you, boy court death, do not mind others' business.” “东成书院的,这事可跟你没关系,那小子自己找死,你就别多管闲事了。” Good, some good plays can look with great difficulty, if you dare to destroy, do not blame us not being impolite.” Saying with a smile that two men threaten, in tandem seals off Tang Liufeng. “不错,好不容易有场好戏可以看,你要是敢破坏,就别怪我们不客气咯。”两名男子略带威胁的笑道,一前一后封堵唐柳风 Another two females, cover mouth to smile, interested looks at this. 另外两名女子,捂嘴而笑,饶有兴趣的看着这一幕。 However, Xu Que stands before that tea table, bends down the body slightly, mysterious said in a low voice: I can show that this is my fish, I spoke with the fish, it will also speak to me, did not believe you to try!” 然而,徐缺站在那茶桌前,微微伏下身子,神秘兮兮的低声道:“我能证明这是我的鱼,我跟鱼说话,它也会跟我说话,不信你们可以试试!” Several robust man immediately were shocked. 几名壮汉顿时又愣住了。 Did your mother, speak with the fish? Moreover is a boiled fish? Are you a fool? 尼玛,跟鱼说话?而且还是一条煮熟的鱼?你丫是傻子吧? Several people just think that the opens the mouth broken scolded, but saw presented everyone to pay attention to here, suddenly had an inexplicable self-satisfied feeling at heart, as if enjoyed this type has never had being a focus of public attention very much. 几人正想张口破骂,但一看到在场所有人都在关注着这边,心里突然就有种莫名的得意感,似乎很享受这种从未有过的万众瞩目。 Can the golden opportunity of so showing off, how miss? 如此出风头的大好机会,怎么能错过呢? Several people look at each other one mutually, came to a consensus all of a sudden. 几人相互对视一眼,一下子达成了默契。 One of them narrows the eye, is suppressing the happy expression: Good! You try although!” 其中一人眯起眼,憋着笑意道:“好啊!你尽管试试!” Tries? What tries? 试试?试什么? The people on the scene look are confused, from beginning to end, they only hear the big voice of robust man, actually actually without hearing Xu Que to say anything, the sound was too small! 在场众人看得一头雾水,从头到尾,他们只听见壮汉的大嗓门,却没听到徐缺究竟说了什么,声音太小了! Except for several robust men, no one knows from the start had anything, in the heart is even more curious, continues to pay attention. 除了几名壮汉,压根就没人知道发生了什么,心中愈发好奇,又继续关注起来。 At this time, Xu Que retroceded suddenly one step, very drew out the body, stared the fish on table, the opens the mouth is cursing angrily: "Fuck your mother, your shameless retarded, has to plant to the father gets up! ” 这时候,徐缺突然后退一步,挺起身子,瞪着桌上的鱼,张口怒骂:“草尼玛,你这无耻智障,有种给老子起来啊!” Hiss!” “嘶!” People immediately holds breath cold air. 众人顿时倒吸一口寒气。 Was this boy silly? Only does Core Formation Stage, dare to scold five Core Formation Stage unexpectedly? Did not fear that was killed? 这小子傻了啊?区区一个结丹期,居然敢骂五个结丹期?不怕被打死吗? Tang Liufeng was also ignorant, stares the big eye, how does he really dare to scold? Then ended, must be the big deal. 唐柳风也懵了,瞪大眼睛,怎么他真敢骂啊?这下完了,要出大事了。 Scholar also stunned of nearby several Bright Saint Academy, follow close on being able help smiling, raising that the whole face teased is wiping the happy expression. 旁边几名明圣书院的学子也一阵错愕,紧跟着忍俊不禁,满脸戏谑的扬起一抹笑意。 hahahaha......” “噗哈哈哈哈……” But at this time, several robust men actually also laughed loudly, even some people smiled continually pound on the table, the tears almost pushed! 而就在这时候,几名壮汉却也同时轰然大笑,甚至有人笑得连拍桌子,眼泪差点都挤出来了! They do not believe Xu Que really can speak with the fish, in their opinion, at present the boy of this elegant bearing, obviously is a fool, unexpectedly scolded a dead fish, but also really scolded with. 他们可不相信徐缺真能跟鱼说话,在他们看来,眼前这风度翩翩的小子,明显是一傻子,居然去骂一条死鱼,还骂得跟真的似的。 Moreover, Xu Que is the most important thing is like them, is Core Formation Stage, same step cultivation base, is extraordinary, under is in the glare of the public eye to do this stupid thing suddenly, making several robust man innermost feelings the vanity feelings inflate all of a sudden, entered the step to become the superiority feeling. 而且最重要的是,徐缺跟他们一样,都是结丹期,同阶修为,又气质不凡,众目睽睽下突然干出这种傻事,让几名壮汉内心的虚荣感一下子膨胀了,进阶成了优越感。 However, all around one crowd of not understanding the true situation eating melon people, was all was scared, the whole face compelled ignorant. 然而,四周一群不明真相的吃瓜群众,却是全傻眼了,满脸懵逼。 What situation? The robust men of these devils, after were scolded , is actually not angry, moreover smiles this silly type? 什么情况?这几个凶神恶煞的壮汉,被人骂了之后竟然一点都不生气,而且还笑成这幅傻样? Was this? 这到底是怎么了? ...... Are how many robust men the true country bumpkins? 难道……那几个壮汉才是真正的傻帽? The people are stunned, Tang Liufeng and several Bright Saint Academy scholars are shocking. 众人愕然,唐柳风与几名明圣书院的学子更是震惊。 This your mother damn? The boy unexpectedly really scolding smiled! 尼玛见鬼了?那小子居然真把人给骂笑了! ...... …… The laughter that the audience almost only have several robust men, a Xu Que fork waist, is pointing at the fish on table single-handedly, but outside in person eyes, he on referring to table several robust men. 全场几乎就只剩下几个壮汉的笑声,徐缺一手叉腰,一手指着桌上的鱼,但在外人眼里,他就是在指桌上几个壮汉。 Afterward, Xu Que continues to shout curses: Smiles, right, you smile! Smiles your mother to smile!” 随后,徐缺继续叫骂:“笑,对,你起来笑啊!笑你麻痹笑!” hahahaha......” several robust men smiled happier, the appearance seemed like also sillier. 哈哈哈哈哈……”几名壮汉笑得更欢了,样子看上去也更傻了。 Your is retarded!” “你丫的就是个智障!” hahaha......” 哈哈哈……” How to speak? Feared? Your instigates the goods!” “怎么不说话?是不是怕了?你个怂货!” hahaha......” 哈哈哈……” Has to plant to hit me!” “有种起来打我呀!” hahaha......” 哈哈哈……” ...... …… Looks at present this strange one, on audience numerous head almost hung all over the question mark, in the heart is very shocking. 看着眼前这诡异的一幕,全场众人头上几乎挂满了问号,心中无比震惊。 „Did the little brother use what sorcery? So is unexpectedly fierce!” “那小兄弟难道是用了什么妖法?竟如此厉害!” Was too strong, unexpectedly can scold smiles, I guessed that possibly is some long-lost divine art!” “太强了,居然能把人骂笑,我猜测可能是某种失传已久的神功!” Right, must be that influence person divine soul Cultivation Technique, we must be careful, but cannot be affected by him!” “对,应当是那种影响人神魂功法,我们要小心了,可千万不能被他影响!” In the teahouse the people talked in whispers, discussed in a low voice, on the face also filled was vigilant and dignified. 茶馆里众人窃窃私语,低声议论,脸上也充满了警惕与凝重。 Tang Liufeng with several Bright Saint Academy scholars, actually compelled thoroughly ignorant, does radically does not understand how Xu Que achieves, unexpectedly is so intrepid! 唐柳风与几名明圣书院的学子,却是彻底懵逼了,根本搞不明白徐缺是怎么做到的,居然如此强悍! At this time, Xu Que also scolded tired, aspirates, bent down the body to say toward several robust men: Embarrassed several chivalrous people, it seems like was really my admitting mistakes fish, another day will come Bright Saint Academy to look for me, I asked you to eat meal! First said goodbye!” 这时候,徐缺也骂累了,吐了口气,又伏下身子朝几名壮汉道:“不好意思了几位大侠,看来真是我认错鱼了,改天来明圣书院找我,我请你们吃饭!先告辞了!” Several robust man hearing this, on face happy expression immediately one stiff. 几名壮汉闻言,脸上笑意顿时一僵。 Bright Saint Academy? The grass, this boy is Bright Saint Academy, it seems like cannot annoy! 明圣书院?草,原来这小子是明圣书院的,看来不能惹呀! Several people received the smile immediately, polite arched cupping one hand in the other across the chest toward Xu Que, said with a smile: Little brother walks!” 几人立马收起了笑容,也客客气气的朝徐缺拱了拱手,笑道:“小兄弟走好!” Un, does not need to deliver!” “恩,不必送了!” Xu Que serious nod, has turned around, shocks under the vision that in the teahouse people, walks toward Tang Liufeng, leaves the people together natural back, deep concealed merit and name! 徐缺一本正经的点了点头,转过身,在茶馆众人震撼的目光下,朝唐柳风走去,留给众人一道潇洒的背影,深藏功与名! Meanwhile, in the mind also resounds a series of System Prompt sounds! 同时,脑海里也响起一连串系统提示音! Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewards four ten Acting Cool Points!” 叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,奖励四十点装逼值!” Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewards five ten Acting Cool Points!” 叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,奖励五十点装逼值!” Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewards eight ten Acting Cool Points!” 叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,奖励八十点装逼值!” ...... …… ...... …… Is impossible, how do you achieve? What sorcery used?” Arrives in front of Tang Liufeng, Bright Saint Academy scholar whole face panic-stricken say/way. “不可能,你是怎么做到的?动用了什么妖法么?”来到唐柳风面前,明圣书院的学子满脸惊骇道。 Xu Que swept their one eyes lightly, sneers saying: „Does ignorant junior, what sorcery this minor matter have a need for? Actually that several people are retarded, but worried others did not know their real status, if some people scolded them, they will send out joyfully from the innermost feelings!” 徐缺淡淡扫了他们一眼,冷笑道:“无知小辈,就这点小事还用得着什么妖法吗?其实那几个人本来就是智障,但一直苦恼别人不知道他们的真实身份,所以如果有人这么骂他们,他们就会从内心发出喜悦!” Nonsense, we do not believe!” Several people of immediately should say, this was too absurd! “胡说,我们不信!”几人顿时应道,这太荒唐了! Believes to close my trifling thing, you just also looked at arrived in any case, tries to know Dao Truth to be false!” “信不信关我屁事啊,反正你们刚刚自己也看到了,去试试就知道真假!” Then, he shot a look at Tang Liufeng to be the same, said indifferently: Walks Tang brother, you should ask me to eat meal!” 说完,他又瞥了唐柳风一样,淡然道:“走吧唐兄,你该请我吃饭了!” Ah…… Oh! 啊……哦! Tang Liufeng the spirit slowly recover, the busy steps to follow Xu Que, goes in the direction of Imperial City city gate! 唐柳风缓过神来,紧忙迈上跟上徐缺,往皇城城门的方向而去! The Bright Saint Academy scholar looks that Xu Que two people walk away, the brow is tight, some do not believe the Xu Que's words. 明圣书院的学子看着徐缺两人走远,眉头紧蹙,始终有些不太相信徐缺的话。 During the doubt, several people also walk toward the teahouse, happen to passes through by several robust man tables, vision curious takes a look at these robust men. 狐疑间,几人也往茶馆走去,正好经过几名壮汉桌旁,目光好奇的打量起这几个壮汉。 Several robust men looked stared, immediately is unhappy, angrily rebukes saying: What your several do look at to look?” 几名壮汉一看又被人盯上,顿时就不喜了,怒斥道:“你们几个看什么看?” Two male scholar cannot help but, looked at each other one mutually, looks to that several robust men, hesitates, somewhat unfamiliar should say: 两名男学子不由得一顿,相互对视了一眼,又看向那几名壮汉,略带迟疑,有些生疏的应道: "Fuck...... grass nun mother? You...... your crowd of retarded! ” “草……草尼妈?你……你们这群智障!”
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