Indifferent of immortalnon-immortalcrystal?
仙不仙晶的无所谓?
Is thisyourindifferent?
这就是你的无所谓?Alsoespecially1 millionimmortalcrystalalmostmeanings, how manymeanings is that?
还特么一百万仙晶差点意思,那是几个意思嘛?Considers too little?
嫌少咯?„Fellow Daoist, was your somewhatrather excessive?”Thatcultivator(s) the complexionsinksimmediately.
“道友,你这样未免有些过分了吧?”那修士当即脸色一沉。Xu Queshrugged: „Refuses to accept? Refuses to acceptyouto hitme!”徐缺摊了摊手:“不服啊?不服你打我咯!”Thatpersonjustraised the hand, instigated, said: „Yousaid that wantsmany!”
那人刚一扬起手,又怂了回去,道:“那你说要多少!”„200 millionimmortalcrystals, Icut a songreluctantly, tradesotherassemblingto listenpassable.”
“两亿仙晶,我勉强切个歌,换首别的凑合凑合听。”„You are so how shameless!”
“你怎么这么无耻!”Xu Queshows the whites of the eyes: „Isyoudisturbsmycomprehending Zenobviously, nowactuallyput the blame on victim, who is shameless! Iswhois bullying the person!”徐缺翻了个白眼:“明明是你们打搅我悟禅,现在却倒打一耙,到底是谁无耻!是谁在欺负人!”Facing the Xu Queaccusation, the peopleare the incompetentarguments!
面对徐缺指责,众人是无能辩解!Askedthemto gowithXu Quereasonable?
难道叫他们去跟徐缺讲道理吗?Finally!
终于!
The peoplemake the difficultdecision, said: „Oreveryonecollects, considers as finishedtohim, otherwisein the time limit, we are unable to passTrial.”
有一个人做出艰难决定,道:“要不就大家凑凑,给他算了,否则在时限之内,我们无法通过试炼。”„Ialsothink so!”
“我也是这么觉得的!”Althoughhassuchseveralnot to want, maydo, inpeople under oppresses , can only compromisetoXu Que.
虽然还是有那么几个不愿意,可奈何在众人的压迫之下,也只能向徐缺妥协。Underunity is strength, these200 millionimmortalcrystalscollectedquickly.
众志成城下,这两亿仙晶还是很快就凑齐了。cultivator(s)gets angry, submitsonallimmortalcrystalsXu Que.
一名修士黑着脸,将所有仙晶都递交到徐缺手上。„Cooperationis happy!”Xu Quesmilesimmediately, pressed downsongkeywhile convenient.
“合作愉快!”徐缺立马满脸笑容,顺便按下了切歌键。Nearpeopleearthatone's blood bubbles up to the brimsinging sound, stoppedfinally.
众人耳边那首热血沸腾的歌声,也总算停止了。Howeverwheneveryonejust relieved, preparesto enteragaincomprehends the condition.
然而就在大伙刚松口气,准备再次进入参悟状态时。
The roughresoundingmale voice, resoundstogethersuddenly: „Eachtime, is pacing back and forthlonelilystrong, eachtime, veryinjureddoes not dodge the tearseven......”
一道粗犷高亢的男声,陡然响起:“每一次,都在徘徊孤单中坚强,每一次,就算很受伤也不闪泪光……”Shuā!唰!
The audienceeveryonepetrifyat the scene, the whole faceheavy line, the corners of the mouthtwitchagain and again!
全场所有人当场石化,满脸黑线,嘴角连连抽搐!My goodness! What does thistrade the song to distinguish?
好家伙!这换不换歌有什么区别?No, thisspecialmight as welldo not trade!
不,这特么还不如别换呢!Thissong is scary!
这歌是要吓死人啊!Previouslysets outwiththatold man who Xu Quenegotiatedagain: „Fellow Daoist, the immortalcrystalyoureceived, thisrathersomewhatsaid that couldn't pass?”
此前与徐缺交涉的那名老者再次起身:“道友,仙晶你都收了,这未免有些说过不去了?”Xu Queis busy atpressing down the suspensionkey, mystifiedsay/way: „What's wrong? Itraded the songaccording toyourrequests, are youunsatisfied? Igo, do youfind faultto wantwithmeto beginintentionally?”徐缺忙按下暂停键,一脸迷惑道:“咋了?我按照你们的要求换了歌,你们还不满意?我去,你们是不是故意找茬想要跟我动手?”„......”
“……”
The peoplehad nothing to say in replyinstantaneously.
众人瞬间无言以对。Put the blame on victim?
倒打一耙?A thief crying " stop thief "?
贼喊捉贼?Yourawesome!
你牛逼!„Everyone, this God Venerablesentencejustwords!”
“各位,本神尊来说句公道话吧!”At this time, Er Gou'ziwas unable to continue watchingfinally, stood: „this God Venerablethought that Brother Quedoesright.”
这时候,二狗子终于看不下去,站了出来:“本神尊觉得缺哥做得没错。”„......”EveryonealllookstoEr Gou'zi, silent.
“……”所有人皆看向二狗子,沉默不语。Youare the realdog!
你是真的狗!
The nextquarter, Er Gou'ziaddedagain: „Naturally, everyonepresentright, is mainly the way that everyonecomprehendsis also different, had the conflict!”
下一刻,二狗子却再次补充道:“当然,在座的各位也没错,主要是大家参悟的方式不一样,起冲突了嘛!”Then, Er Gou'zilookstoXu Que: „Does Brother Que, to a this God Venerableface, youhave the earphoneto listento be good? Like thisnot onlyyoucancomprehending Zen, not affect others.”
说完,二狗子又看向徐缺:“缺哥,给本神尊一个面子,你戴耳机听行不行?这样子不仅你能悟禅,还不会影响到他人。”Numerouscultivator(s)onehear, immediatelyeyepupilonebright.
众修士一听,顿时眼眸一亮。Thisdogis good! Alsois the gooddog!
这狗子不错啊!还算是好狗!Immediately, the peoplethenecho: „Sincethere is such a treasure, but alsoaskedFellow Daoistto use!”
随即,众人便纷纷附和起来:“既然有如此宝物,还请道友用上!”„indeed, then, Iand othersdo not disturbmutually.”
“是啊,如此一来,我等也互相不打扰了。”
......
……„Oh!”
“唉!”Xu Quesighed, raised headto look at the day: „Ialsowantto use the earphone, is......, butIam poor!”徐缺却叹了口气,仰头望天:“我也想用耳机,可是……可是我穷啊!”Hehas looked at the earphoneline in System Shop, tenActing Cool Points!
他看过系统商城里的耳机线,一条十点装逼值!
Around 10 : 00?
十点多吗?Many, rounding upwastenhundred million!
多啊,四舍五入就是十个亿了啊!„Poor?”
“穷?”
The peoplelook atthatpile of immortalcrystals before Xu Quebody, does not know that shouldsayanything.
众人看着徐缺身前的那堆仙晶,已经不知道该说什么了。„Oh, hasnot to know that earphoneeachuse, needsto consumea lot ofimmortalcrystals, do not look that Ihave been earning the immortalcrystalbymyeffort, butthisfrom the startinsufficientlythisearphoneconsumption.”
“唉,诸位有所不知,那耳机每一次动用,都需要消耗大量的仙晶,你们别看我一直在靠自己的努力赚取仙晶,但这压根都不够这耳机消耗的。”Saying, Xu Quealsoreallyputs out an earphoneline, shookbefore the people.
说着,徐缺还真拿出一根耳机线,在众人面前晃了起来。
The old menhave seen through the Xu Que'sthoughts, spoke frankly: „ Fellow Daoist Xu, youspoke frankly, thistimewantedmany.
老者已经看穿了徐缺的心思,直言道:“徐道友,你直说吧,这次要多少。
” „What do you mean? Thought that Ido extortyouto be inadequate? MyHeaven Exploding Factionis always open and aboveboard, neverline of suchdirtymatters!”
”“你这是什么意思?难道觉得我是借此勒索你们不成?我炸天帮向来堂堂正正,从不行此等肮脏之事!”Xu Querighteousnessexpression: „Butyouforcemeto use the sopreciousthing, thisconsumptionis under the charge to you, shouldn't?”徐缺义正言辞道:“但你们逼迫我使用如此珍贵之物,这消耗由你们负责,难道不应该吗?”Reason that the sopompousexcuse, smellyis not concerned about face, did hesayseriously?
如此冠冕堂皇的借口,臭不要脸的理由,他是怎么一本正经说出来的?Howeverinarrivedthisshare, the peoplehad thought that finallyenduresonetime!
不过都已经到了这个份上了,众人觉得最后再忍一次!„Yourdirectinitial price.” The old menget angryto say.
“你直接开价吧。”老者黑着脸道。„Good, Iappreciate your typeto have the person of couragestraightforwardly! 5 millionimmortalcrystalsuseonetime.”Xu Quepoints at the old man saying that simultaneouslysent out the number.
“好,我就欣赏你这种直白有勇气之人!五百万仙晶动用一次。”徐缺指着老者称赞道,同时报出了数目。Peopleimmediatelystares!
众人顿时一愣!5 million? Also is your motheronlyonetime?
五百万?还尼玛只是一次?„Fellow Daoist Xu......”
“徐道友……”
The old menopen the mouthimmediately, but the wordshave not said,byXu Quebreaking: „fixed price!”
老者当即开口,可话都还未说完,就被徐缺给打断了:“不二价!”„......”
“……”Peopleimmediatelylook at each other in dismaygets up, lookedmutually.
众人顿时面面相觑起来,互相看了看。Aboutthousandpeople, collect the immortalcrystalagain, cannot collect.
近千人,再凑点仙晶,也不是凑不出来。
After a simpleexchange, the peopleclench teeth saying: „Good, wegive!”
一番简单的交流后,众人咬牙道:“好,我们给!”„Right, atmycomprehending Zenprogress, it is estimated thatonlyneedsto usethisearphonetimeshundredthen, do not give.” The Xu Quegood intentionremindersaid.
“对了诸位,以我悟禅的进度,估计只需要动用这耳机百来次即可,你们别给多了。”徐缺好心提醒道。your mother!尼玛!In the peopleheartshouted abuseinstantaneously.
众人心中瞬间破口大骂。Hundredtimes? That500 millionimmortalcrystals?
百来次?那岂不是五亿仙晶?ThisspecialwhilefireRob(-bery)!
这特么就是趁火打劫啊!„...... Tohim!”Has the popularityto result in the soundto shiver.
“给……给他!”有人气得声音都在颤抖。
The peoplealsoonlywantto hurryto solvethisterrible business, goodcalm and steadypassed this firstcheckpoint, collected the immortalcrystalon the start of coordinationsimply.
众人也只想赶紧解决这麻烦事,好安稳的度过这第一个关卡,索性也就配合的开始凑起了仙晶。Soon, these500 millionimmortalcrystalimmediatelyare complete.
不多时,这五亿仙晶顿时齐全。Xu Queacceptsthat500 millionimmortalcrystalsgrinningly: „Cooperationis happy!”徐缺笑嘻嘻地收下那五亿仙晶:“合作愉快!”„Cooperatesyou...... to cough, Fellow Daoist Xu, accepts the immortalcrystalnow, butcannotsing in a loud voiceagaindisturbedus!”
“合作你……咳,徐道友,如今收下仙晶,可千万不能再放歌了打搅我们了啊!”„Relax, ourHeaven Exploding Factionalways a salivanail! Saidwater that the words that sprinkle......”
“放心吧,我们炸天帮向来一口唾沫一个钉!说出去的话泼出去的水……”Xu Quedug upto drawonepileto boast the Heaven Exploding Faction'swords.徐缺扒拉了一堆吹嘘炸天帮的话。Peoplehearing this, felt at easefinally.
众人闻言,也终于是心安了些。Nowfinallycanfeel at easecomprehending Zen!
现在终于可以安心悟禅了!Butjustsat down......
可是刚一坐下……„Smilefacing the danger, coming truewill not be remote, has the courage, forwardsfirmly, the miraclewill certainly appear......”
“微笑面对危险,梦想成真不会遥远,鼓起勇气,坚定向前,奇迹一定会出现……”
The singing soundresoundsagain.
歌声再次响起。No, thistimewas notthatblack box.
不,这一次不是那黑盒子了。ButisXu Quethatfellowhas the earphoneis humming!
而是徐缺那家伙边戴着耳机边在哼唱!Hummedalsoeven, youspecialothervariant pronunciation, don'trunningaccent!
哼唱也就算了,你特么别破音,别跑调啊!Thisgoodsreallymustplayus!
这货是真的要玩死我们啊!
The peoplefeel the mindto be exhaustedinstantaneously, being incapable is also helpless.
众人瞬间感到心神疲惫,无力又无奈。Reaches an agreementdoes not sing in a loud voice, nowsings, but alsosangsuchcoarse......
说好不放歌,现在却自己唱了起来,还唱这么难听……Everyonethinks, afterpaying700 millionimmortalcrystals, cannotact bashfulthisbastard.
谁也想到,在付出了七亿仙晶之后,还是没能拿捏住这个混蛋。„!”
“罢了罢了!”Somepeopleset outdirectly, temporarilyleftthissmallpalace.
有人直接起身,暂时离开了这间小殿。Hedoes not wantto continueby the pit, decided that and otherXu Quecomprehendedto finishis escorted tosecond pass, hecomes to continue.
他不想继续被坑了,决定等徐缺参悟结束被送往第二关,他才进来继续。
The result of doing that at the worstcompared withothersslowoneround, was indifferent.
这么做的结果,大不了就是比别人慢一轮,无所谓了。
Others see that alsodid not sayanything, followedto leave.
其他人见状,也不说什么了,纷纷跟着离开。Onlyremainsfew peopleto sit cross-leggedas beforeon the ground, butwas not perceiving through meditationanxiously, alltranquillooks atXu Que, „howyouwantonhow”expression. Doesn't play? Oh, ok, actuallyI want to say that should not be anxious, Icomprehendedimmediately. ”
仅剩一部分人依旧盘坐在地上,但也不急着参悟了,皆平静的看着徐缺,一副“你想怎么样就怎么样吧”的表情。不玩了?唉,行吧,其实我就是想说你们别急,我马上就参悟好了。”Xu Quesmiles.徐缺笑了笑。Sees a peopledejectedappearance, thoughtinstantaneouslywas somewhat senseless.
见众人一副颓然的模样,瞬间也就觉得有些无趣了。HetradesSystem Interfacedirectly, consumesActing Cool Point(s), lightened a flower petaldirectly.
他直接换出系统界面,消耗装逼值,直接点亮了一片花瓣。Whiz.
嗖。
The nextsecond, Xu Quevanisheswithout the shadowinstantaneously.
下一秒,徐缺瞬间消失无影。
......
……„Fuck me!”
“卧槽!”
The peoplehave a scareagain.
众人再次吓了一跳。
Is this...... so quick?
这……这么快?Said that comprehendsreallyto comprehend?
说参悟完就真的参悟完?How does the boyachieve?
那小子是怎么做到啊?„Myyour mother!”Somepeopleshouted angrilysuddenly, the visionlockedonthatold man......
“我尼玛!”有人突然怒喝一声,目光锁定在那个老头身上……
If notthatold manthinks oneself infallibleto look forXu Queto talk, they are also insufficient everyone to be walkedseveralhundred thousandimmortalcrystalsby the pit!
如果不是那个老头自以为是去找徐缺搭话,他们也不至于每人都被坑走几十万仙晶!
The old menalsodetectarrivedanything, quicklyclosesdoublepupilrelievedcomprehending Zen, butin the heartalsohatesXu Que!
老者也察觉到了什么,急忙闭上双眸安心悟禅,不过心中也是恨极了徐缺!Er Gou'ziwithDuan Jiudelooks that vanishesXu Que that from the base of lotus flower, in the heart is also the incomparableshock!二狗子跟段九德看着从莲座消失的徐缺,心中也是无比震惊!Reaches an agreementBuddhist cultivationcomprehending Zento need the puregoodlofty virtue, whythatheartblackXu Boyprogresssuchrapidness?
说好修佛悟禅需要纯洁善良的高尚品德,凭啥那个心黑的徐小子进度如此之快?„Is difficultto be inadequatewithsingingrelated?”
“难不成跟唱歌有关?”On the Er Gou'zifaceappearswipes the color of doubt, immediatelyopened the mouth, shrieking and howling wildlysang: „Outsideis raining, just likemypainstaking carein the drop......”二狗子脸上浮现一抹狐疑之色,随即张开嘴巴,鬼哭狼嚎的唱了起来:“外面下着雨,犹如我心血在滴……”„Damn!”
“草!”Instantaneously, in the palace the peoplecursed angrilywith one voice, the soundnearlycollapsed.
瞬间,殿内众人齐声怒骂起来,声音近乎崩溃。Hasn't ended?
还有完没完?
......
……【Thirddelivers, asks the monthly ticket, the words that youdo not throw, third placedid not even have.】
【第三更送到,求月票啦,你们再不投的话,连第三名都没了啊。】
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