USS :: Volume #17

#1642: Shameless


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Indifferent of immortal non- immortal crystal? 仙不仙晶的无所谓? Is this your indifferent? 这就是你的无所谓? Also especially 1 million immortal crystal almost meanings, how many meanings is that? 还特么一百万仙晶差点意思,那是几个意思嘛? Considers too little? 嫌少咯? Fellow Daoist, was your somewhat rather excessive?” That cultivator(s) the complexion sinks immediately. 道友,你这样未免有些过分了吧?”那修士当即脸色一沉。 Xu Que shrugged: Refuses to accept? Refuses to accept you to hit me!” 徐缺摊了摊手:“不服啊?不服你打我咯!” That person just raised the hand, instigated, said: You said that wants many!” 那人刚一扬起手,又怂了回去,道:“那你说要多少!” 200 million immortal crystals, I cut a song reluctantly, trades other assembling to listen passable.” “两亿仙晶,我勉强切个歌,换首别的凑合凑合听。” You are so how shameless!” “你怎么这么无耻!” Xu Que shows the whites of the eyes: Is you disturbs my comprehending Zen obviously, now actually put the blame on victim, who is shameless! Is who is bullying the person!” 徐缺翻了个白眼:“明明是你们打搅我悟禅,现在却倒打一耙,到底是谁无耻!是谁在欺负人!” Facing the Xu Que accusation, the people are the incompetent arguments! 面对徐缺指责,众人是无能辩解! Asked them to go with Xu Que reasonable? 难道叫他们去跟徐缺讲道理吗? Finally! 终于! The people make the difficult decision, said: Or everyone collects, considers as finished to him, otherwise in the time limit, we are unable to pass Trial.” 有一个人做出艰难决定,道:“要不就大家凑凑,给他算了,否则在时限之内,我们无法通过试炼。” I also think so!” “我也是这么觉得的!” Although has such several not to want, may do, in people under oppresses , can only compromise to Xu Que. 虽然还是有那么几个不愿意,可奈何在众人的压迫之下,也只能向徐缺妥协。 Under unity is strength, these 200 million immortal crystals collected quickly. 众志成城下,这两亿仙晶还是很快就凑齐了。 cultivator(s) gets angry, submits on all immortal crystals Xu Que. 一名修士黑着脸,将所有仙晶都递交到徐缺手上。 Cooperation is happy!” Xu Que smiles immediately, pressed down song key while convenient. “合作愉快!”徐缺立马满脸笑容,顺便按下了切歌键。 Near people ear that one's blood bubbles up to the brim singing sound, stopped finally. 众人耳边那首热血沸腾的歌声,也总算停止了。 However when everyone just relieved, prepares to enter again comprehends the condition. 然而就在大伙刚松口气,准备再次进入参悟状态时。 The rough resounding male voice, resounds together suddenly: Each time, is pacing back and forth lonelily strong, each time, very injured does not dodge the tears even......” 一道粗犷高亢的男声,陡然响起:“每一次,都在徘徊孤单中坚强,每一次,就算很受伤也不闪泪光……” Shuā! 唰! The audience everyone petrify at the scene, the whole face heavy line, the corners of the mouth twitch again and again! 全场所有人当场石化,满脸黑线,嘴角连连抽搐! My goodness! What does this trade the song to distinguish? 好家伙!这换不换歌有什么区别? No, this special might as well do not trade! 不,这特么还不如别换呢! This song is scary! 这歌是要吓死人啊! Previously sets out with that old man who Xu Que negotiated again: Fellow Daoist, the immortal crystal you received, this rather somewhat said that couldn't pass?” 此前与徐缺交涉的那名老者再次起身:“道友,仙晶你都收了,这未免有些说过不去了?” Xu Que is busy at pressing down the suspension key, mystified say/way: What's wrong? I traded the song according to your requests, are you unsatisfied? I go, do you find fault to want with me to begin intentionally?” 徐缺忙按下暂停键,一脸迷惑道:“咋了?我按照你们的要求换了歌,你们还不满意?我去,你们是不是故意找茬想要跟我动手?” „......” “……” The people had nothing to say in reply instantaneously. 众人瞬间无言以对。 Put the blame on victim? 倒打一耙? A thief crying " stop thief "? 贼喊捉贼? Your awesome! 牛逼 Everyone, this God Venerable sentence just words!” “各位,本神尊来说句公道话吧!” At this time, Er Gou'zi was unable to continue watching finally, stood: this God Venerable thought that Brother Que does right.” 这时候,二狗子终于看不下去,站了出来:“本神尊觉得缺哥做得没错。” „......” Everyone all looks to Er Gou'zi, silent. “……”所有人皆看向二狗子,沉默不语。 You are the real dog! 你是真的狗! The next quarter, Er Gou'zi added again: Naturally, everyone present right, is mainly the way that everyone comprehends is also different, had the conflict!” 下一刻,二狗子却再次补充道:“当然,在座的各位也没错,主要是大家参悟的方式不一样,起冲突了嘛!” Then, Er Gou'zi looks to Xu Que: „Does Brother Que, to a this God Venerable face, you have the earphone to listen to be good? Like this not only you can comprehending Zen, not affect others.” 说完,二狗子又看向徐缺:“缺哥,给本神尊一个面子,你戴耳机听行不行?这样子不仅你能悟禅,还不会影响到他人。” Numerous cultivator(s) one hear, immediately eye pupil one bright. 修士一听,顿时眼眸一亮。 This dog is good! Also is the good dog! 狗子不错啊!还算是好狗! Immediately, the people then echo: Since there is such a treasure, but also asked Fellow Daoist to use!” 随即,众人便纷纷附和起来:“既然有如此宝物,还请道友用上!” indeed, then, I and others do not disturb mutually.” 是啊,如此一来,我等也互相不打扰了。” ...... …… Oh!” “唉!” Xu Que sighed, raised head to look at the day: I also want to use the earphone, is......, but I am poor!” 徐缺却叹了口气,仰头望天:“我也想用耳机,可是……可是我穷啊!” He has looked at the earphone line in System Shop, ten Acting Cool Points! 他看过系统商城里的耳机线,一条十点装逼值 Around 10 : 00? 十点多吗? Many, rounding up was ten hundred million! 多啊,四舍五入就是十个亿了啊! Poor?” “穷?” The people look at that pile of immortal crystals before Xu Que body, does not know that should say anything. 众人看着徐缺身前的那堆仙晶,已经不知道该说什么了。 Oh, has not to know that earphone each use, needs to consume a lot of immortal crystals, do not look that I have been earning the immortal crystal by my effort, but this from the start insufficiently this earphone consumption.” “唉,诸位有所不知,那耳机每一次动用,都需要消耗大量的仙晶,你们别看我一直在靠自己的努力赚取仙晶,但这压根都不够这耳机消耗的。” Saying, Xu Que also really puts out an earphone line, shook before the people. 说着,徐缺还真拿出一根耳机线,在众人面前晃了起来。 The old men have seen through the Xu Que's thoughts, spoke frankly: „ Fellow Daoist Xu, you spoke frankly, this time wanted many. 老者已经看穿了徐缺的心思,直言道:“徐道友,你直说吧,这次要多少。 What do you mean? Thought that I do extort you to be inadequate? My Heaven Exploding Faction is always open and aboveboard, never line of such dirty matters!” ”“你这是什么意思?难道觉得我是借此勒索你们不成?我炸天帮向来堂堂正正,从不行此等肮脏之事!” Xu Que righteousness expression: But you force me to use the so precious thing, this consumption is under the charge to you, shouldn't?” 徐缺义正言辞道:“但你们逼迫我使用如此珍贵之物,这消耗由你们负责,难道不应该吗?” Reason that the so pompous excuse, smelly is not concerned about face, did he say seriously? 如此冠冕堂皇的借口,臭不要脸的理由,他是怎么一本正经说出来的? However in arrived this share, the people had thought that finally endures one time! 不过都已经到了这个份上了,众人觉得最后再忍一次! Your direct initial price.” The old men get angry to say. “你直接开价吧。”老者黑着脸道。 Good, I appreciate your type to have the person of courage straightforwardly! 5 million immortal crystals use one time.” Xu Que points at the old man saying that simultaneously sent out the number. “好,我就欣赏你这种直白有勇气之人!五百万仙晶动用一次。”徐缺指着老者称赞道,同时报出了数目。 People immediately stares! 众人顿时一愣! 5 million? Also is your mother only one time? 五百万?还尼玛只是一次? Fellow Daoist Xu......” 徐道友……” The old men open the mouth immediately, but the words have not said, by Xu Que breaking: fixed price!” 老者当即开口,可话都还未说完,就被徐缺给打断了:“不二价!” „......” “……” People immediately look at each other in dismay gets up, looked mutually. 众人顿时面面相觑起来,互相看了看。 About thousand people, collect the immortal crystal again, cannot collect. 近千人,再凑点仙晶,也不是凑不出来。 After a simple exchange, the people clench teeth saying: Good, we give!” 一番简单的交流后,众人咬牙道:“好,我们给!” Right, at my comprehending Zen progress, it is estimated that only needs to use this earphone times hundred then, do not give.” The Xu Que good intention reminder said. “对了诸位,以我悟禅的进度,估计只需要动用这耳机百来次即可,你们别给多了。”徐缺好心提醒道。 your mother! 尼玛 In the people heart shouted abuse instantaneously. 众人心中瞬间破口大骂。 Hundred times? That 500 million immortal crystals? 百来次?那岂不是五亿仙晶? This special while fire Rob(-bery)! 这特么就是趁火打劫啊! „...... To him!” Has the popularity to result in the sound to shiver. “给……给他!”有人气得声音都在颤抖。 The people also only want to hurry to solve this terrible business, good calm and steady passed this first checkpoint, collected the immortal crystal on the start of coordination simply. 众人也只想赶紧解决这麻烦事,好安稳的度过这第一个关卡,索性也就配合的开始凑起了仙晶。 Soon, these 500 million immortal crystal immediately are complete. 不多时,这五亿仙晶顿时齐全。 Xu Que accepts that 500 million immortal crystals grinningly: Cooperation is happy!” 徐缺笑嘻嘻地收下那五亿仙晶:“合作愉快!” Cooperates you...... to cough, Fellow Daoist Xu, accepts the immortal crystal now, but cannot sing in a loud voice again disturbed us!” “合作你……咳,徐道友,如今收下仙晶,可千万不能再放歌了打搅我们了啊!” Relax, our Heaven Exploding Faction always a saliva nail! Said water that the words that sprinkle......” “放心吧,我们炸天帮向来一口唾沫一个钉!说出去的话泼出去的水……” Xu Que dug up to draw one pile to boast the Heaven Exploding Faction's words. 徐缺扒拉了一堆吹嘘炸天帮的话。 People hearing this, felt at ease finally. 众人闻言,也终于是心安了些。 Now finally can feel at ease comprehending Zen! 现在终于可以安心悟禅了! But just sat down...... 可是刚一坐下…… Smile facing the danger, coming true will not be remote, has the courage, forwards firmly, the miracle will certainly appear......” “微笑面对危险,梦想成真不会遥远,鼓起勇气,坚定向前,奇迹一定会出现……” The singing sound resounds again. 歌声再次响起。 No, this time was not that black box. 不,这一次不是那黑盒子了。 But is Xu Que that fellow has the earphone is humming! 而是徐缺那家伙边戴着耳机边在哼唱! Hummed also even, you special other variant pronunciation, don't running accent! 哼唱也就算了,你特么别破音,别跑调啊! This goods really must play us! 这货是真的要玩死我们啊! The people feel the mind to be exhausted instantaneously, being incapable is also helpless. 众人瞬间感到心神疲惫,无力又无奈。 Reaches an agreement does not sing in a loud voice, now sings, but also sang such coarse...... 说好不放歌,现在却自己唱了起来,还唱这么难听…… Everyone thinks, after paying 700 million immortal crystals, cannot act bashful this bastard. 谁也想到,在付出了七亿仙晶之后,还是没能拿捏住这个混蛋。 „!” “罢了罢了!” Some people set out directly, temporarily left this small palace. 有人直接起身,暂时离开了这间小殿。 He does not want to continue by the pit, decided that and other Xu Que comprehended to finish is escorted to second pass, he comes to continue. 他不想继续被坑了,决定等徐缺参悟结束被送往第二关,他才进来继续。 The result of doing that at the worst compared with others slow one round, was indifferent. 这么做的结果,大不了就是比别人慢一轮,无所谓了。 Others see that also did not say anything, followed to leave. 其他人见状,也不说什么了,纷纷跟着离开。 Only remains few people to sit cross-legged as before on the ground, but was not perceiving through meditation anxiously, all tranquil looks at Xu Que, how you want on how expression. Doesn't play? Oh, ok, actually I want to say that should not be anxious, I comprehended immediately. ” 仅剩一部分人依旧盘坐在地上,但也不急着参悟了,皆平静的看着徐缺,一副“你想怎么样就怎么样吧”的表情。不玩了?唉,行吧,其实我就是想说你们别急,我马上就参悟好了。” Xu Que smiles. 徐缺笑了笑。 Sees a people dejected appearance, thought instantaneously was somewhat senseless. 见众人一副颓然的模样,瞬间也就觉得有些无趣了。 He trades System Interface directly, consumes Acting Cool Point(s), lightened a flower petal directly. 他直接换出系统界面,消耗装逼值,直接点亮了一片花瓣。 Whiz. 嗖。 The next second, Xu Que vanishes without the shadow instantaneously. 下一秒,徐缺瞬间消失无影。 ...... …… Fuck me!” 卧槽!” The people have a scare again. 众人再次吓了一跳。 Is this...... so quick? 这……这么快? Said that comprehends really to comprehend? 说参悟完就真的参悟完? How does the boy achieve? 那小子是怎么做到啊? My your mother!” Some people shouted angrily suddenly, the vision locked on that old man...... “我尼玛!”有人突然怒喝一声,目光锁定在那个老头身上…… If not that old man thinks oneself infallible to look for Xu Que to talk, they are also insufficient everyone to be walked several hundred thousand immortal crystals by the pit! 如果不是那个老头自以为是去找徐缺搭话,他们也不至于每人都被坑走几十万仙晶! The old men also detect arrived anything, quickly closes double pupil relieved comprehending Zen, but in the heart also hates Xu Que! 老者也察觉到了什么,急忙闭上双眸安心悟禅,不过心中也是恨极了徐缺 Er Gou'zi with Duan Jiude looks that vanishes Xu Que that from the base of lotus flower, in the heart is also the incomparable shock! 二狗子段九德看着从莲座消失的徐缺,心中也是无比震惊! Reaches an agreement Buddhist cultivation comprehending Zen to need the pure good lofty virtue, why that heart black Xu Boy progress such rapidness? 说好修佛悟禅需要纯洁善良的高尚品德,凭啥那个心黑的徐小子进度如此之快? Is difficult to be inadequate with singing related?” “难不成跟唱歌有关?” On the Er Gou'zi face appears wipes the color of doubt, immediately opened the mouth, shrieking and howling wildly sang: Outside is raining, just like my painstaking care in the drop......” 二狗子脸上浮现一抹狐疑之色,随即张开嘴巴,鬼哭狼嚎的唱了起来:“外面下着雨,犹如我心血在滴……” Damn! 草! Instantaneously, in the palace the people cursed angrily with one voice, the sound nearly collapsed. 瞬间,殿内众人齐声怒骂起来,声音近乎崩溃。 Hasn't ended? 还有完没完? ...... …… Third delivers, asks the monthly ticket, the words that you do not throw, third place did not even have.】 【第三更送到,求月票啦,你们再不投的话,连第三名都没了啊。】 The «Ultimate Scheming System» correct chapter will continue to renew in the novel net, in stand no advertisement, but also asked everyone to collect and recommend! 最强反套路系统》无错章节将持续在小说网更新,站内无任何广告,还请大家收藏和推荐! Likes Ultimate Scheming System asking everyone to collect:() Ultimate Scheming System refresh rate is fastest. 喜欢最强反套路系统请大家收藏:()最强反套路系统更新速度最快。
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