Underonebargained back and forth, Er Gou'ziandXu Quereached the agreement.
在一番讨价还价下,二狗子与徐缺达成了协议。
The a person and a dogfriendlyhandshake, topromote the cultivate to immortalityenterprisedevelopsto takegreatonestep, Xu Queatone -and-a-half packages of 3smelly tofuprice, received exchange forEr Gou'ziobtaining by illegal purchase the informationtothesesoulbodies.一人一狗友好握手,为促进修仙事业发展迈出伟大的一步,徐缺以一包半零三块臭豆腐的代价,换取二狗子向那些魂体套取情报。Thesesoulbodiesandhave no lethality, isspecialexistence, just like an energy, is carryingsomespiritknowledge, eternalwas preservedinthisstretch of little worlds.
那些魂体并没有任何杀伤力,是一种特殊的存在,宛若一种能量,携带着些许灵识,永恒的被保存在这片小天地间。Theycould not injureanybody, anybodycould not injurethem, somedegree, both sidesactuallybelonged totwoworld.
它们伤不了任何人,任何人也伤不了它们,某种程度来说,双方其实属于两个世界。
After Xu QueandDuan Jiudecome, triesto communicatewiththem, buttheyhave not paid attention, it can be said thatcompletelydisregards, is only willingto pursueEr Gou'zito run.徐缺与段九德进来后,试图与它们进行沟通,但它们并未理会,可以说是完全无视,只愿意追着二狗子跑。
Therefore, Xu QuemakesEr Gou'ziinquire.
所以无奈之下,徐缺才让二狗子去询问。Was goodtook the advantagebecause ofEr Gou'zi, is willingto handle matters, directlay downsame place, holdssmelly tofuoneto lickrandomly.
好在二狗子拿了好处,也愿意办事,直接原地躺下,抱着臭豆腐一顿乱舔。Thesesoulbodiesalsoveryexcited, rubsto pinch the Er Gou'zidog headcrazily.
那些魂体也十分的激动,疯狂揉捏二狗子的狗头。Until after the moment, thesesoulbodiesfeelinsipidslowly, departsfloating, Er Gou'zialsorefreshingwalked.
直至片刻后,那些魂体慢慢觉得索然无味,飘然离去,二狗子也神清气爽的走了回来。It conducted an exchangewiththesesoulbodies, reallyasked something.
它与那些魂体进行了一番交流,真的问出了些许东西。„Theyrememberincomplete, butsomepeopledisclosed,thisplacewasin the pastgoddemonwar, after a somedemonfistrumbled, specialvoid that created.”Er Gou'zisaid.
“它们记忆有残缺,但有人透露,此地是当年神魔大战中,某位魔头一拳轰出后创造出来的特殊虚空界。”二狗子说道。„Also?”Xu QueandDuan Jiudealsoasked.
“还有呢?”徐缺与段九德同时问道。Theyare not interestedinthisstretch of spaceoriginvery much, herehasanytreasure, is the key point.
他们对这片空间来历不是很感兴趣,这里有啥宝贝,才是重点。„Is, inthemdoes not have the aura of Five Elements Mountainlife, thisanythinghas not asked,as for the treasure of thisplace......”
“还有就是,它们之中并没有五行山生灵的气息,这点啥也没问出来,至于此地的宝物嘛……”Er Gou'zidid intentionallyto hesitate, hangsfullyXu Que and Duan Jiudeappetite, saw that two peoplemustbeginto beat a dog, thisgoods the busysaid: „Theirwisdomlacks, from the startdoes not knowwhatis the treasure, askedtreasurein, is pointing atthis God Venerablecrazily, mother, this God Venerableis a treasure, did thisalsosaywiththem?”二狗子故作沉吟,吊足了徐缺与段九德胃口,眼看两人就要动手打狗,这货才紧忙说道:“它们智慧有缺,压根就不知道啥是宝物,一问宝物在哪,就疯狂指着本神尊,妈的,本神尊是个宝,这还用它们说么?”„Coughstui!”Xu QueandDuan Jiudespatwatertoward the grounddirectly.
“咳tui!”徐缺与段九德直接往地上吐了一口水。Er Gou'ziactuallyboldpulling outsmelly tofu , to continue toward the mouthstoppertogether.二狗子却没皮没脸的掏出一块臭豆腐,继续往嘴里塞。„Do not eat, thistastewas too big, howhurriesto thinkto go out, the place that thisbirddoes not defecate......”Duan Jiudecomplained.
“别吃了,这味太大了,赶紧想想怎么出去吧,这鸟不拉屎的地方……”段九德抱怨道。But the wordshave not said, the Er Gou'zieyeshinessuddenly: „Excrement? Whereis at?”
但话没说完,二狗子眼睛猛然放光:“屎?在哪?”„......”
“……”Xu Quepressed the head of Er Gou'zi, sinkingsound said: „Icanfeel that aurainthisplace, thisplaceis so narrow and small, where can thatauraalsohidegoes?”徐缺一把将二狗子的脑袋按了回去,沉声道:“我能感觉到那股气息就在此地,这地方如此狭小,那气息还能藏到哪去?”Er Gou'zi and Duan Jiudehearing this, staresslightly.二狗子与段九德闻言,微微一愣。Afterward, Er Gou'ziopens the stomachintestinal fatimmediately, pulls out a Luoyangshovel.
随后,二狗子当即打开肚腩,掏出一把洛阳铲。My goodness, directImmortal Toollevel?
好家伙,直接仙器级别?Robs a gravewiththisthing? WorthilyisEr Gou'zi.
用这玩意盗墓?不愧是二狗子。LooksagaintoDuan Jiude, inthisgoodshanddoes not know that are when many a goldensparklingshovel, isImmortal Toolrankedexists.
再看向段九德,这货手中不知何时已经多了一把金色闪闪发光的铁锹,亦是仙器级别的存在。a person and a doglookssimultaneouslytoXu Que, on the facefullisshow offwithshowing off.一人一狗同时看向徐缺,脸上满是嘚瑟与显摆。Xu Querubbish, shook the head, rentedseveralcompletely automaticairplanesfromSystem Shopdirectly...... the excavator.徐缺也不废话,摇了摇头,直接从系统商城了租了几台全自动飞机……挖掘机。„Mother!”
“妈的!”
The Er Gou'zi and Duan Jiudeinstantaneousfacewas black, criticizesone, opens the resentmenttothisgrounddirectly.二狗子与段九德瞬间脸黑了,暗骂一声,直接对这地面开怼。
A Xu Quefacedisdainscarried out a sand beachchair, the whole personlay down, long-drawn-outsitting in repose with eyes closed.徐缺一脸不屑的搬出一张沙滩椅,整个人躺了上去,悠哉的闭目养神。Severalcompletely automaticexcavatorsalsobeganat this time, continuallyunearths the ground.
几台全自动挖掘机这时候也开工了,不断挖掘地面。However, the groupbustled aboutmost of the day, almostraised the trimplainupside down, the discovery that has no.
然而,一行人忙碌了大半天,几乎将整片平原都掀了个底朝天,却没有任何的发现。„, Thisshould not, undergroundanythingnot have!”Er Gou'zibrokenscoldedone, received the Luoyangshovel, took advantage of opportunityalsowantsto receive the Xu Que'sexcavator.
“靠,这不应该啊,地下啥都没有!”二狗子破骂一声,将洛阳铲收起,顺势还想去收徐缺的挖掘机。„Candigs the insufficientdepth?”Duan Jiudelooking pensive, a handhas also builton the excavator, pretendsto rest.
“会不会是挖得不够深?”段九德若有所思,一只手也已经搭在挖掘机上,假装休息。Xu Queis disinclinedto pay attention totheirpetty actions, thisexcavatorisrentsin any case, the timearrives, Systemtakes backautomatically.徐缺都懒得理会他们的小动作,反正这挖掘机是租的,时间一到,系统自动收回。
The direction that „ it seems likeweponderis not right, duga moment ago, Ihave also been nosingthisunderground, butdownward, thataurais lighter.
“看来我们思考的方向不对,刚才挖的时候,我也一直在查探这地下,但是越往下,那气息就越淡薄。
” Xu Queshakes the head saying that stands upfrom the chair. Sizes upeverywhere, the visionfallsonnot far awayagainis pursuingto play the noisysoulbodiesmutually.
”徐缺摇头道,从椅子上站起。四处打量一番,目光再一次落在不远处正互相追逐玩闹的魂体们。„Brother Que, according to your meaning, isthisunderground, not onlydoes not have the treasure, withoutthatonlyFive Elements Mountainlife?”Er Gou'zigawked, the complexionchanges: „Should Fuck me, notin the space?”
“缺哥,按你这意思,就是这地下不仅没宝物,也没那只五行山的生灵?”二狗子愣了一下,脸色一变:“卧槽,该不会是在天上吧?”Saying, itlooks up the daywithDuan Jiudesimultaneously.
说着,它跟段九德同时抬头望天。However the aboveis a nihility, seeminglyhas the day, actually an indistinctness.
然而上方更是一片虚无,看似有天,实则一片缥缈。„Do not look, Iknowprobablywaswhatreason.”
“别看了,我大概知道是什么原因了。”At this time, Xu Queis sayinglightly, the big handwielded, pulled out a whiteround bodyfrom the crotch.
这时,徐缺淡淡说着,大手一挥,从胯下掏出一个白色圆形物体。„What is this?”Duan Jiudestares, incomparablycuriousgathers upto come.
“这是何物?”段九德一愣,无比好奇的凑上前来。„Fuck me, the electric cooking pot, Brother Que do youwantto cook a meal? Whatvegetable/dish does thismealhave?” The Er Gou'ziknowledgeis profound, but also went to Earth, recognizesthisthing.
“卧槽,电饭煲,缺哥你要煮饭了?这餐都有啥菜啊?”二狗子知识渊博,还去过地球,一眼认出此物。„Eats meal? Eats~excrementyou!”Xu QuewhiteEr Gou'zi, startsto fiddle withthatelectric cooking pot.
“吃饭?吃~屎吧你!”徐缺白了二狗子一眼,开始捣鼓那个电饭煲。Er Gou'ziis stern-faced: „Brother Que, this God Venerablebecomes the brotherswithyou, why do youwantsoto shamethis God Venerable? It is well known, the excrementisunedible, only ifmixesin......”二狗子一脸凝重:“缺哥,本神尊拿你当兄弟,你又为何要如此羞辱本神尊?众所周知,屎是不能吃的,除非掺在……”Bang!
轰!Suddenly, Xu Queopened the pot cover of electric cooking pot, a boundlessimposing mannersurgesinstantaneously.
突然,徐缺打开了电饭煲的锅盖,一股磅礴气势瞬间涌起。All aroundSpirit Qigathersto come, to turn intowildhurricanesuddenly.
四周灵气急剧聚拢而来,化成一股狂暴的飓风。„Fuck me! Cooks a food, can the soundbe so big?”Er Gou'zicalls out in alarm, will retreatfastin the future.
“卧槽!煮个饭而已,动静要这么大?”二狗子惊呼,飞快往后撤退。„It is not a little right.” A Duan Jiudebrowwrinkle, will draw back the bigsectiondistancein the future, takes out an alignment„Immortal Venerate Hai Lin”fourlarge characterImmortal Gradebattle armorto put onconveniently!
“有点不对劲啊。”段九德眉头一皱,也往后退了大段距离,顺手取出一套刻着“海临仙尊”四个大字仙品战甲穿上!„Hū......”
“呼……”Butat this time, Xu Que the whole bodyhad been coveredby the Spirit Qihurricane.
而这时,徐缺已然浑身被灵气飓风所笼罩。
The wind sound/rumorhowlsunceasingly, resounds through the surrounding area.
风声不断呼啸,响彻方圆。Hestamps the feetsuddenlyruthlessly, the doublepalmpromotes, the sinkingsounddrinksgreatly: „Evil...Containment...Wave!”
他猛然狠狠一跺脚,双掌推出,沉声大喝:“魔…封…波!”Bang!
轰!Shortly, the trimspacefalls into the distortion.
顷刻间,整片空间陷入扭曲。
The groundfierceswayingvibration, all aroundallwere being towedby a mysteriousstrength.
地面剧烈的摇晃震动,四周的一切都被一股神秘的力量牵引着。Duan JiudecloselygraspsEr Gou'zi: „Master 2nd Dog, is Master Xualso bearing a grudge? Thisis the plankillsusinthisplace!”段九德紧紧抱住二狗子:“二狗老师,徐老师是不是还记着仇?这是打算把咱俩都弄死在这个地方啊!”
The Er Gou'ziboth legstremble, a pair of titanium alloyrefinementpupilalsostaresto the bronze bell: „Shouldn't, not should, Brother Queso is not cruel-hearted?”二狗子双腿发颤,一双钛合金炼制瞳孔也瞪得向铜铃:“不应该,不应该啊,缺哥没这么狠心吧?”„Mother, how the old manIfelthas a strength, is involvingmydivine soul?”
“妈的,那老头我怎么感觉有一股力量,在牵扯我的神魂?”„Fuck me, this God Venerable is also.”
“卧槽,本神尊也是。”
The a person and a dogwhole faceis startledto accommodate. Whiz! Whiz! Whiz!一人一狗满脸惊容。嗖!嗖!嗖!Meanwhile, all aroundsuddenlypassing over gently and swiftlyinnumerablespoken partsshades, unexpectedlyisthatflutteringsoulbodies, unexpectedlyfastwas involved, entrainsto the electric cooking pot.
与此同时,四周突然掠过无数道白影,竟是那一道道飘荡的魂体,竟飞快的被牵扯,拽向电饭煲。„Wave!”
“波!”Xu Quelengthenedlast, both handswieldedto the direction of electric cooking pot.徐缺延长了最后一声,双手挥向电饭煲的方向。Thatinnumerablesay/waysoulbodyturns intotogetherstream of lightinstantaneously, indrilling intoelectric cooking potfast.
那无数道魂体瞬间化成一道道流光,飞快的钻入电饭煲中。„Bang!”
“砰!”Immediately, follows a dull thumping sound, the electric cooking potcovercoverssuddenly.
随即,伴随一声闷响,电饭煲盖子猛然盖上。Xu Queoffers a sacrifice toTalismansimultaneously, closelypresses above, sealed up the entireelectric cooking pot.徐缺同时祭出一张符箓,紧紧摁在上面,封住了整个电饭煲。„Fuck me! Brother Que, can thissoulbodyalsocook a meal?”Er Gou'zistartled.
“卧槽!缺哥,这魂体也能煮饭?”二狗子惊了。„Drop!”
“滴!”Xu Quehas not paid attention, the directsquatting downbody, pressedon an electric cooking pot„making soup”key!徐缺没有理会,直接蹲下身子,按了一下电饭煲上的“煲汤”键!„Originallymakes soup!”Er Gou'ziis then suddenly enlighted.
“原来是煲汤!”二狗子这才恍然大悟。Duan Jiudelooksin the nearbyis confused, felt that the unclearsleep/feltis severe, butaboutEr Gou'ziIQfelt that despisesvery much!段九德在边上看得一头雾水,感到不明觉厉,但对二狗子的智商感到很鄙夷!
Does the soulbodymake soup?
魂体煲汤?
Don't the idiots, add water the cooking liquor where comes?
蠢货,不加水哪来的汤汁?„Master Xu, is actually thiswhatdivine object? The old manIfelta moment agooneselfdivine soulwas almost attracted!”Duan Jiudeaskedcuriously.
“徐老师,这究竟是何神物?老头我刚才感觉自己的神魂都差点被吸出来了!”段九德好奇问道。„Rightright, this God Venerablealsohasthisfeeling!” The Er Gou'zialsobusysaid.
“对啊对啊,本神尊也有这种感觉!”二狗子也紧忙道。„......”
“……”
The Xu Queimmediatelycorners of the mouthpull out.徐缺顿时嘴角一抽。your mother, thesetwofellows are really not the goodthing!尼玛,这两家伙果然不是什么好东西啊!Evil Containment Waveisaims atdemonto be useful.魔封波是针对魔物才有用。Justdisplayed, were thesetwogoodsalmost attractedunexpectedly?
刚刚施展的时候,这俩货居然差点被吸过来?Hē,thesetwodemons!
呵呵,这两个魔头!Sooner or latermustbe removedbyourthesecorrect pathpeople!
早晚得被我们这些正道人士除掉!
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