USS :: Volume #16

#1544: Smelly is not concerned about face


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Fellow Daoist, the misunderstanding, all misunderstand!” 道友,误会,一切都是误会呀!” Er Gou'zi on the ground, the whole face is piling the sincere smile, answered toward Xu Que. 二狗子趟在地上,满脸堆着真诚的笑容,朝徐缺解释道。 Yo, misunderstanding? Ok, I listened to you to say to look, how misunderstanding law?” Xu Que with a smile looks at Er Gou'zi to say. “哟,误会?行呀,那我听你说说看,怎么个误会法?”徐缺笑吟吟的看着二狗子道。 He had not forgotten Er Gou'zi in the past was what welldoing, selling the person came to be quicker than anyone, this thinks that this fellow previous life was Qilin Old Ancestor, school of Grandmaster, will be different, has not thought of the birds of a feather. 他可没忘记二狗子当年是什么德行,卖起人来比谁都快,本以为这家伙前世麒麟老祖,一派宗师,会有所不同,没想到还是一路货色。 Er Gou'zi gawked on the contrary, seems like has not thought that Xu Que will give it an opportunity of explanation. 二狗子反倒愣了一下,似乎是没想到徐缺会给它一个解释的机会。 But immediately, it then makes an earnest expression, the righteousness expression: Fellow Daoist, is really the misunderstanding, just now you uphold justice to rescue, this God Venerable has to help you, does not abandon you to go, this God Venerable is thinks......” 但马上,它便作出一副认真的表情,义正言辞道:“道友,真的是误会,方才你仗义相救,本神尊并非没有帮你,也绝不是弃你而去,本神尊是想……” „To move the reinforcement is right?” Xu Que caught the Er Gou'zi words directly. “是想去搬救兵对吧?”徐缺直接接住了二狗子的话。 This move of rotten excuse, in the past and Er Gou'zi knew initially, Er Gou'zi has used innumerable. 这一招烂借口,当年与二狗子初识的时候,二狗子已经用过无数遍了。 Fuck me, how do you know?” 卧槽,你怎么知道的?” Sure enough, the Er Gou'zi hear immediately stared wide-eyed, is very shocking. 果不其然,二狗子听完顿时瞪大了眼睛,很震惊。 Hē! Xu Que smiles, said: „Do you snatch my stick what's the matter?” 呵!徐缺笑了笑,说道:“那你抢我的棍子是怎么回事呢?” Stick? What stick?” Er Gou'zi a face is panic-stricken immediately. “棍子?什么棍子?”二狗子当即一脸惊骇。 Xu Que extend the finger proceeds purple gold collar on the points, Er Gou'zi nape of the neck, restores the original form instantaneously, turns into the purple gold stick, returns to the Er Gou'zi bosom. 徐缺伸出手指往前一点,二狗子脖颈上的紫金项圈,瞬间又恢复原形,化成紫金棍,回到二狗子怀里。 Áo! 嗷! Er Gou'zi calls out in alarm one immediately, sits from the ground ball, the vision looks all around, shouted toward that unmanned mountain forest anger: Who is, is who places this God Venerable here this stick? Absurd.” 二狗子立马惊叫一声,从地上弹坐起来,目光环顾四周,朝着那无人的山林怒喝道:“是谁,是谁将这棍子放在本神尊这里的?岂有此理。” Then, it hands over the stick immediately to Xu Que, said plausibly: Fellow Daoist, you receive quickly this stick, this matter this God Venerable will take responsibility for you surely, finds out to steal this stick, but also frames by planting stolen goods on to frame to the this God Venerable murderer/culprit!” 说完,它立马将棍子递向徐缺,振振有词道:“道友,你赶快将这棍子收好,此事本神尊定会为你做主,查出偷盗此棍,还栽赃陷害给本神尊的真凶!” Oh! Xu Que very coordination makes a surprised expression, the faint smile: Originally you framed by planting stolen goods on to frame?” “哇哦!徐缺十分配合的做出一副惊讶的表情,似笑非笑道:“原来你是被栽赃陷害的呀?” That is natural, Fellow Daoist upholds justice to rescue, this God Venerable is deeply grateful, so to be how heartless and cruel, snatches the Fellow Daoist stick? This cannot be justified!” The Er Gou'zi righteous say/way, the face is not red. “那是当然,道友仗义相救,本神尊感激不尽,又怎会这般狼心狗肺,去抢道友的棍子呢?这说不过去呀!”二狗子理直气壮道,脸丝毫不红。 You, your morality also was really a wee bit has not changed, even if separated for tens of thousands years, reincarnation Samsara, but also especially exactly the same was not concerned about face!” Xu Que speechless shook the head, complained Er Gou'zi. “得了吧你,你这德性还真是一丁点都没变呀,哪怕隔了几万年,转世轮回了,还特么一模一样的不要脸!”徐缺无语的摇了摇头,吐槽起二狗子 Er Gou'zi one hear, the instantaneous complexion is startled changes, retrocedes suddenly, was vigilant shocks looks at Xu Que: How do you...... you know the secret of this God Venerable reincarnation Samsara? Is it possible that you and this God Venerable previous life acquaintance?” 二狗子一听,瞬间脸色惊变,猛然后退,警惕而震撼的看着徐缺:“你……你怎么知道本神尊转世轮回之秘的?莫非,你与本神尊前世相识?” Then, it shakes the head immediately: „It is not right, your skeletal age hundred years old, how possibly know this God Venerable previous life!” 说完,它又立马摇头:“不对,你骨龄连百岁都不到,怎么可能认识本神尊前世!” A Xu Que eyeball revolution, said grinningly: Hehe, because I am also reincarnation Samsara come, previous we are sworn brothers who burn the yellow paper, couldn't your point think? You also once told me, you are a Ancient Demon Dragon clan, must after ninth Samsara, finally......” 徐缺眼珠子一转,笑嘻嘻道:“嘿嘿,因为我也是转世轮回而来,前一世我们乃是烧黄纸的结拜兄弟呀,你一点都想不起来了么?你还曾告诉我,你乃是上古魔龙一族,需历经九世轮回,最终……” „!” “嘘!” The words have not said, the Er Gou'zi busy put out a hand to hold on Xu Que, the whole face mystically, lowers the sound to say nervous: Brothers, then let alone is loud, the this God Venerable status is the startled day secret, cannot divulge!” 话没说完,二狗子紧忙伸手拉住徐缺,满脸神秘,紧张兮兮的压低了声音道:“兄弟,别说那么大声,本神尊的身份乃是惊天秘密,不可泄露呀!” Right?” Xu Que smiled. “是吗?”徐缺笑了。 Secret? 秘密? Can Er Gou'zi this goods have the secret? 二狗子这货能有秘密? Damn, later generation fellow sees the person from exposing the status, wishing one could entire day under to know that it is the a dragon, what a pity under the entire day does not believe! 见鬼去吧,后世这家伙见人就自曝身份,恨不得全天下都知道它是一条龙,可惜全天下都不信! Naturally, you, since remembers that the matter of previous life, how can not know that this is the secret? However then, your is previous life seriously with this God Venerable sworn brothers?” The Er Gou'zi god god talked on endlessly looks at Xu Que, seldom, as if also really believed the Xu Que's nonsense. “当然了,你既然记得前世之事,怎么会不知道这是秘密呢?不过这么说来,你前世当真与本神尊是结拜兄弟?”二狗子神神叨叨的看着徐缺,煞有其事,似乎还真相信徐缺的鬼话了。 Xu Que stunned, it seems like Er Gou'zi IQ is also low, was not the first second matter! 徐缺也一阵错愕,看来二狗子智商低,不是一世两世的事了! dog, I spoke of this situation, haven't you letter/believed? previous life both of us burn yellow paper Brother pays respects, stealing the treasure house are innumerable, the excavation ancestral grave myriad, you are responsible for digging, I am responsible for taking, was honored as the best partner by the world!” 狗子,我都说到这个地步了,你还不信么?前世我俩烧黄纸拜兄弟,盗取宝库无数,挖掘祖墓万千,你负责挖,我负责拿,被世人誉为最佳搭档呀!” dog? The grass, how this God Venerable will have this name, not extravagant energy!” Er Gou'zi flew into a rage immediately. 狗子?草,本神尊怎么会有这种名字,不阔能!”二狗子立马急眼了。 „! These years, you shouted me Big Brother Ba, I shouted you dog, both of us were intimate, did all these you forget?” The Xu Que whole face is sincere. “是真的!那些年,你喊我霸哥,我喊你狗子,我俩亲密无间,这一切你都忘了吗?”徐缺满脸真挚。 Big Brother Ba?” 霸哥?” Er Gou'zi somewhat confuses, as if recalled diligently, is still unimpressive. 二狗子有些迷惑,似乎努力回忆了一番,却依旧毫无印象。 It looks to Xu Que, asked: Brothers, what did your full name call?” 它看向徐缺,问道:“兄弟,那你全名叫什么?” Oh, never expected that your forgot, my name is Xu, the famous tyrant tyrant, is that tyrant of overlord!” Xu Que said. “唉,没想到你连这个都忘了,我姓徐,名霸霸,就是霸王的那个霸!”徐缺说道。 Xu Ba tyrant?” Er Gou'zi read a name, is lost in thought. 徐霸霸?”二狗子念了一下名字,又陷入了沉思。 After several breaths, it somewhat embarrassed shook the head: Brother Xu, this God Venerable really could not think, but you could rest assured that since you know that this God Venerable biggest life experience secret, deciding however was the person of this God Venerable faith, this life both of us as before were the good brothers!” 数息后,它有些不好意思的摇了摇头:“徐兄弟,本神尊真的想不起来了,但你放心,既然你知道本神尊最大的身世秘密,定然是本神尊信赖之人,今世我俩依旧是好兄弟!” dog!” The Xu Que whole face is moved, is patting the shoulder of Er Gou'zi. 狗子!”徐缺满脸感动,拍着二狗子的肩膀。 Big Brother Ba!” Er Gou'zi also has tears streaming down the face, but does not have the tears, is patting the Xu Que's shoulder. 霸哥!”二狗子也泪流满面但没有泪,也拍着徐缺的肩膀。 a person and a dog......, person of Qilin, said with one voice: Good brothers!” 一人一狗……呃,一人一麒麟,异口同声道:“好兄弟!” Whiz! Whiz! Whiz!” “嗖!嗖!嗖!” Suddenly, not far away hears several sounds air-splitting. 突然,不远处传来几道破空之声。 Following close on is being one drinks to resound severely: Mighty King, where you escape, has not been without a fight quickly!” 紧跟着便是一声厉喝响起:“威武王,你们哪里逃,还不快束手就擒!” Shuā! 唰! Xu Que and Er Gou'zi link looking at each other not to have, turns around to turn head to run directly respectively, without hesitation the opposite party selling. 徐缺二狗子连一个对视都没有,直接转身各自扭头就跑,毫不犹豫的把对方给卖了。 Almost meanwhile, previously that several Heavenly Palace Institute disciple also jumped out from the mountain forest, looks that Xu Que and Er Gou'zi escape from the different directions, cannot help but hesitates. 几乎同时,此前那几名天宫院弟子也从山林中窜出,看着徐缺二狗子从不同方向逃脱,不由得迟疑起来。 Does not need to manage that young people, the elder has the command, arrests Mighty King!” “无需管那年轻人,长老有令,缉拿威武王!” The ice-cold female voice resounds together, is following close on Xuanyuan Wanrong from the in the air appearance, turns into stream of light, pursues in the direction that Er Gou'zi escapes. 一道冰冷的女声响起,紧跟着轩辕婉蓉从空中出现,化成一道流光,往二狗子逃跑的方向追去。 Yes!” “是!” Several Heavenly Palace Institute disciple should say immediately, simultaneously starts figure. 几名天宫院弟子当即应道,同时启动身形 Fuck me! Why to pursue this God Venerable?” Er Gou'zi shouts by far, is very unwilling, angry quirk: „The boy is this God Venerable sworn brothers, is not right, he is this God Venerable swearing brotherhood Big Brother, all are he instigate!” 卧槽!凭什么就追本神尊啊?”二狗子远远大喊起来,无比不甘,恼火道:“那小子是本神尊的结拜兄弟,不对,他是本神尊的结拜大哥,一切都是他教唆的!” However Xuanyuan Wanrong and the others, have not paid attention to its frontline propaganda slightly , to continue to pursue fast. 然而轩辕婉蓉等人,丝毫没有理会它的喊话,继续飞快追赶。 Fuck! Er Gou'zi immediately yells furiously, two hind legs dash on the ground, the foreleg tried to find out on oneself, later fished out array disk, pinched several technique seal conveniently. 靠!二狗子顿时气得大骂,两条后腿在地上飞奔,前肢就在自己身上摸索,随后摸出了一块阵盘,随手掐出了几道法印 Bang! 轰! Instantaneously, on array disk the highlight flaming splendor glow, refracts three-dimensional rune light halos. 瞬间,阵盘上亮点炽盛的辉芒,折射出一道道立体的符文光圈。 Directional transmission? Blocks it!” Xuanyuan Wanrong sees this, cold sound shouted, simultaneously a sword wielded falls, cut in the sky toward Er Gou'zi. “定向传送?拦住它!”轩辕婉蓉一见此幕,冷声喝道,同时一剑挥落,当空朝二狗子斩下。 However this does not compare the Er Gou'zi that direction detection Teleportation Array speed, that moment that sword light drops, Er Gou'zi figure in a flash, vanishes in the rune light halo directly. 然而这还是比不上二狗子那定向传送阵的速度,剑芒落下的那一刻,二狗子身形一晃,直接消失在符文光圈中。 Meanwhile, toward Xu Que that the reversed direction escapes, the waist is shining together the splendor glow suddenly. 与此同时,正往反方向逃跑的徐缺,腰间突然亮起一道辉芒。 What ghost?” “什么鬼?” Xu Que stares, lowers the head looked when on oneself waist did not know, unexpectedly many small such as small array disk of thumb. 徐缺一愣,低头一看,自己腰上不知道什么时候,竟多了块细小如拇指的小阵盘 Fuck me, Er Gou'zi this inexpensive goods! 卧槽,二狗子这贱货! Shuā! 唰! The next quarter, the splendor glow flashes, Er Gou'zi dashes, met with Xu Que again. 下一刻,辉芒一闪,二狗子从中飞奔而出,再次与徐缺相见。 Brother Xu, is not hurried, this God Venerable with you in , to continue Brother previous life again the sentiment, shares joys difficultly with Dāng! the Er Gou'zi loud call, the sound is forceful, is very firm. 徐兄弟,莫慌,本神尊与你同在,再续前世兄弟情,有福同享有难同当!二狗子大声呐喊,声音铿锵有力,无比坚定。 Your this shameless one, smelly is not concerned about face!” Xu Que scolded annoyedly. “你这无耻之徒,臭不要脸!”徐缺恼火骂道。 Hehe, among the brothers, do not care about this matter!” Er Gou'zi is inexpensive smiled, the Xu Que's strength it has experienced to cross, therefore it is very clear, only then draws Xu Que to launch, it can escape. “嘿嘿,兄弟之间,不要在意这种事情呀!”二狗子贱兮兮的笑了起来,徐缺的实力它已经见识过了,所以它很清楚,只有拉徐缺下水,它才能逃脱。 However with a smile, the smile on Er Gou'zi face gradually was inflexible. 然而笑着笑着,二狗子脸上的笑容就逐渐僵固了。 Originally with it together in running Xu Que, figure unexpectedly appearance desalination gradually. 原本与它一同在奔跑的徐缺,身形竟渐渐的出现淡化。 Fuck me, what you special use is doppelgänger! The shameless one, smelly is not concerned about face!” In the mountain forest, resounded the Er Gou'zi rending scolding sound. 卧槽,你特么用的是分身!无耻之徒,臭不要脸!”山林里,响起了二狗子撕心裂肺的责骂声。 ...... …… ...... ……
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