USS :: Volume #16

#1529: Fuck


Jinling Institute dormitory 412. 金陵学院宿舍412。 Old Second sits in front of the computer, some people sent a link to him, he gawked, opened, followed close on was entering among the live broadcasts. 老二坐在电脑前,有人给他发了一条链接,他愣了一下,打开了,紧跟着就进入了直播间。 After the moment, the Old Second tiger body shakes, startled! 片刻后,老二虎躯一震,惊了! Fuck me, Old Third what situation? Insane!” His calls out in alarm, the eldest child bedroom attracted with Old Fourth immediately. 卧槽,老三什么情况?疯了吧!”他一声惊呼,立马把寝室的老大跟老四吸引了过来。 Two people also collected to the computer screen looked at one, stunned. 两人也凑向电脑屏幕看了一眼,一阵错愕。 Old Second, this is not among your live broadcasts, how did Old Third take away to broadcast the outdoors?” The eldest child has doubts to say. 老二,这不是你直播间么,老三怎么拿去播户外了?”老大疑惑道。 Yohe, Old Third this pretty boy, but also very takes a good photo!” Old Fourth teased one. 哟呵,老三这小白脸,还挺上镜呀!”老四调侃了一句。 Old Second immediately turned the supercilious look: Excuse me, you pay attention can normal points, you look that with emphasis this fellow is doing?” 老二顿时翻起了白眼:“拜托,你们关注的重点能不能正常点,你们看这家伙在干什么?” As soon as two people listen, this looks among the live broadcasts, immediately...... was scared! 两人一听,这才重新看向直播间,随即……傻眼了! That show air/Qi roommate Xu Que in their eye, hang in the electricity stairwell at this moment unexpectedly, shears the power failure ratline, but also caught the entire elevator, is coercing inside person. 他们眼中的那个骚气舍友徐缺,此刻竟然挂在电梯井里,割断了电梯绳,还一手拽住了整部电梯,正在要挟里面的人。 This...... this is your mother having a dream or making the movie? 这……这尼玛是在做梦还是拍电影呢? Insane, this fellow did not say that opened the room to go with that ancient costume younger sister paper?” “疯了吧,这家伙不是说跟那个古装妹纸开房去了吗?” „, Had an accident, Xia Luoqing that domestic animal also in!” “靠,出事了,夏洛擎那畜生也在!” What situation this is......” “什么情况啊这是……” Other situation, hurried to sweep the code to drive several bicycles to support, afterward reimbursed with Xu Que!” “别情况了,赶紧扫码开几辆单车去支援,事后跟徐缺报销!” Rolls the calf, which rides the bicycle with enough time, must take taxi, remembers that called the luxurious private car!” “滚犊子吧,骑单车哪来得及啊,必须得打车,记得叫豪华专车!” ...... …… Meanwhile, hotel attic. 与此同时,酒店顶楼。 This moment deathly stillness. 此刻一片死寂。 Several martial arts world highly respected people, are that crowd of Xia Family suit man, this little while a little ignorant circle! 无论是几位武林泰斗,还是那群夏家的西装男子,这会儿都有点懵圈! In does this world, have such mysterious matter unexpectedly? 这世上,居然有这么神奇的事情? Catches an elevator of packed with single-handed? 单手拽住一部满载的电梯? This special single 1000 Qilin Arm was also very difficult to achieve! 这特么单身一千年的麒麟臂也很难做到呀! Yo, the person came neat, who brought the smoke? Comes one!” At this time, Xu Que also turned head to shoot a look at to the people, smiled to ask, will also shake the hand of blade to reach the people. “哟,人都来齐了,有谁带烟了吗?来一根呀!”这时,徐缺也扭头瞥向众人,笑眯眯问道,还将握刀的手伸向众人。 Those present's in water friend audience among the live broadcasts, have a scare instantaneously. 在场的人包括直播间里的水友观众,瞬间吓了一跳。 your mother, you were long-drawn-out points, also to ask for the smoke at this time! 尼玛,你悠着点,这种时候还伸手要烟! „, First does not use, I remember that I have the belt/bring probably!” “诶,先不用了,我记得自己好像有带!” Suddenly, Xu Que extended the hand, starts to try to find out own pants pocket. 突然,徐缺又把手伸了回去,开始摸索自己的裤兜。 The single-handed fumble , the person fumble pants pocket of smoking sometimes was familiar with both hands to look even up and down. 单手摸索也就算了,抽烟的人摸索裤兜有时候就习惯双手去上下找。 Xu Que very natural touches both hands to the pants pocket and coat pocket. 徐缺十分自然的将双手都摸向裤兜与外套口袋。 Shuā! 唰! The right hand loosens the electricity ratline, the entire elevator instantaneous whiz one fell down. 右手一松开电梯绳,整部电梯瞬间嗖的一下掉下去了。 However Xu Que at the speed like lightning, will actually support the both legs knee of wall to be crooked, the proceeding first clip, gripped the electricity ratline unexpectedly directly! 然而徐缺却以闪电般的速度,将撑着墙壁的双腿膝盖委曲,往前一顶一夹,竟直接就夹住了电梯绳! „!” “嚓!” Elevator immediately stopped slowdown. 电梯顿时停止了下滑。 Entire process passing clouds and flowing water, quick ruthless! 整个过程行云流水,快准狠! The audience everyone, in the audience among the live broadcasts, are again scared! 全场所有人,包括直播间里的观众,再一次傻了眼! Several martial arts world highly respected person old person, opened the mouth, the whole face was panic-stricken! 几位武林泰斗老人家,亦是张大了嘴巴,满脸惊骇! What martial arts this...... is this? 这……这是什么武功? Fuck me, the old man practices martial art so many years, has not seen this ruthless person! 卧槽,老夫习武这么多年,从来就没见过这种狠人呀! pā tà!” 啪嗒!” At this time, face indifferent Xu Que, has fished out cigarette to hold in the mouth in the mouth, pressed down the cigarette lighter, lit the smoke! 这时候,一脸淡然的徐缺,已然摸出一根烟叼在嘴里,按下打火机,点燃了烟! His chest fluctuates slightly, deeply inspires, slowly puts out. 他胸口微微起伏,深吸一口气,慢慢吐出。 Wisp of smog immediately flows slowly, seems especially conspicuous in the dim electricity stairwell, as slowly the air flow floated in the aisle, was indistinct from the sky combines to form one graceful character! 一缕烟雾顿时缓缓流淌,在昏暗的电梯井里显得格外显眼,慢慢随着空气流动飘进了走道里,隐约在空中组合形成了一个“帅”字! Shortly, among the live broadcasts responded the audience, brushed large expanse of 666! 顷刻间,直播间里反应过来的观众,刷起了成片的“666”! This...... do this young people, you...... study under what gate?” At this time, old person opened the mouth to ask. “这……这位年轻人,你……师从何门啊?”这时,一位老人家开口问道。 Does not know that is gets old or, because shocks excessively, the sound incomparably trembles unexpectedly! 不知是上了年纪还是因为震撼过度,声音竟无比发颤! Heaven Exploding Faction!” 炸天帮!” Xu Que should say lightly, smoked cigarette. 徐缺淡淡应道,又吸了一口烟。 This time, the smog flutters, turned into one line of small characters cotton garment really to lead indistinctly! 这一次,烟雾飘出来,隐约变成了一行小字“布衣真帅”! However at this moment no one has cared about his smog, Xu Que is smoking, the crotch while sways from side to side gently upward! 不过此刻已经没人在意他的烟雾了,徐缺一边抽着烟,胯下一边轻轻往上扭动! In the people shocking vision, the electricity ratline was entrained unexpectedly slowly by his crotch! 在众人震惊的目光中,电梯绳竟慢慢被他的胯下拽起! My Fuck! the Xia Luoqing eye bares to crack, screamed at the scene. “我靠!夏洛擎目龇欲裂,当场叫出声来。 your mother Oh! in several old person eyes boils up the hidden bitterness brilliance that envies, young really good! 尼玛哦!”几位老人家眼里迸出羡慕的幽怨光彩,年轻真好! Hiss ~ Boss forest both legs one tight, somewhat blushes unexpectedly! “嘶~”林老板双腿一紧,竟有些脸红! Among the live broadcasts, was the barrage became one group randomly! 直播间里,更是弹幕乱成了一团! False, is absolutely false!” “假的,绝对是假的!” This special is diamond chicken?” “这特么是金刚鸡儿吗?” „Not extravagant energy, among the live broadcasts in woman friend, should not be swindled, that he installs is false!” “不阔能,直播间里的女性朋友,千万不要上当,他装的那根是假的!” WTF, my girlfriend scolded me!” 阿西吧,我女朋友骂我了!” „, This fellow harms the worldly person, over three minutes is false!” “靠,这家伙害人精啊,超过三分钟的都是假的!” In a luxurious sedan, three people of 412 bedrooms, this little while are staring among the live broadcasts as before, but the whole face is dignified! 一部豪华的轿车里,412寝室的三人,这会儿依旧盯着直播间,但已经满脸凝重了! „Does eldest child, how you see?” Old Second and Old Fourth simultaneously looks to the eldest child. “老大,你怎么看?”老二老四齐齐看向老大。 The eldest child hesitated the moment, the sinking sound said: Without guessing wrong, should not original installation!” 老大沉吟了片刻,沉声道:“如果没猜错的话,应该不是原装的!” Import?” Old Fourth asking. “进口的?”老四愣愣的问道。 Grass, this thing can you also trade?” Eldest child instantaneous rampage! “艹,这玩意你还能换啊?”老大瞬间暴走 Too exasperating, show anything is not good, wants show type of thing! 太气人了,秀什么不好,非要秀这种东西! But the issue is, Old Third actually? 但问题是,老三究竟怎么了? The feeling looked like trades resembled personally, but that show air/Qi seemed very familiar! 感觉像换了个人似的,但那股骚气似乎还是很熟悉! Three people are very tacit, has not opened the mouth to mention Xu Que's is strange, but can actually believe firmly at heart, this Xu Que should be really! 三个人都很默契,没有开口提到过徐缺的怪异,但心里却还是能够确信,这个徐缺应该还是真的! But at this time, Xu Que in electricity stairwell, on the face has blossomed happily! 而此时,电梯井里的徐缺,脸上早已乐开了花! His present System Interface, Acting Cool Point(s) unceasing is rising, this wave has bet right. 他眼前的系统界面,装逼值不断的疯涨着,这一波已经赌对了。 From start to the present, Acting Cool Point(s) has accumulated over 1200! 从开始到现在,装逼值已经累计超过一千二! From original goal three thousand Acting Cool Points, only misses 1800! 距离原定的目标三千点装逼值,只差一千八! It seems like, can start to play a real thing!” In Xu Que heart secretly said. “看来,可以开始玩点真东西了!”徐缺心中暗道 However several suit men in elevator, have trembled, the both legs become tender, sit down exhausted in inside. 然而电梯里的几个西装男子,早就已经瑟瑟发抖,双腿发软,瘫坐在里面。 They have not thought, sits an elevator, will come across this unthinkable matter unexpectedly. 他们怎么也没想到,坐个电梯而已,竟然会遇到这种想都不敢想的事情。 , Some people held under duress the elevator especially unexpectedly! 特么的,居然有人挟持了电梯! At this time, having the spear/gun can do anything to use, killed the opposite party, oneself several people must die! 这种时候,有枪能干什么用啊,打死了对方,自己几人也得死! Big Brother, some words saying well, draws us!” A suit men's whole face is bitter and astringent, said toward Xu Que. 大哥,有话好好说,把我们拉上去吧!”一名西装男子满脸苦涩,朝徐缺说道。 The silly person can also look, what they meet was an unusual person, even looks young, calling Big Brother is not overrated! 再傻的人也看得出来,他们遇到的是个非正常人了,就算看着年轻,叫一声大哥都不为过呀! Drawing you comes up is not, your spears/guns...... Oh is right, you several spears/guns, are the contraband goods, hurries to throw in the elevator!” “拉你们上来也不是不可以,不过你们的枪……对,还有你们几个的枪,都是违禁品吧,赶紧过来扔到电梯里!” Saying that Xu Que smiles, threatens all Xia Family people, discards the spear/gun! 徐缺笑眯眯的说道,威胁所有的夏家人,将枪扔掉! After all this thing, is very throughout dangerous, if installs acting cool to become addicted later, was fired a spear/gun to owe in a big way! 毕竟这玩意,始终还是挺危险的,万一待会儿装逼装上瘾,被打一枪就亏大了! Moreover is a wave of fast harvesting class/flow, installs this to compel for the last time, three thousand Acting Cool Points should also be safe. 而且接下来还是一波快速收割流,装完这最后一次逼,三千点装逼值也该稳妥了。 Immediately...... can leave! 马上……就可以离开了呀! Immediately...... can return to Heaven Continent! 马上……就可以回到天洲了呀! ...... …… ...... ……
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