USS :: Volume #11

#1070: Such iron?


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Understood that Xu Que in those days the attitude person, to his serious oath, was almost unsensible! 了解徐缺往日作风的人,对他这个毒誓,几乎是毫无感觉的! But the people of three big academies, actually hear the holding breath cold air, the whole face to be startled to accommodate again and again, very with amazement! 但三大书院的人,却听得连连倒吸凉气,满脸惊容,很是骇然! This fellow such iron? Unexpectedly dares to make this serious oath? 这家伙头就这么铁的吗?居然敢发这种毒誓? cultivator(s) will not make the serious oath generally! 要知道,修士一般可不会发毒誓的呀! After all these serious oaths will really fulfill . Moreover the day hits to be struck by lightning and like a sudden thunderclap is the extremely vicious serious oath, Heavenly Tribulation comes one after another one after another, liking a sudden thunderclap is actually five thunder arrives together, even if near Immortal World, really no one dares to send! 毕竟这些毒誓是真的会应验,而且天打雷劈、五雷轰顶已经是极其狠毒的毒誓,天劫都是一道一道陆续来的,五雷轰顶却是五道雷一同降临,哪怕在临仙界,也真没人敢发! Dies Half Immortal Realm even Human Immortal Realm under Thunder Tribulation, they really saw, let alone likes a sudden thunderclap now! 死在雷劫下的半仙境甚至人仙境,他们真的见多了,何况现在还是五雷轰顶! It seems like this fellow really feared that in this grave, therefore was worried that we really die under besieging of Holy Golden Armored Bee(s)!” “看来这家伙是真的怕了这墓里的那一位,所以担心我们真死在圣金甲蜂的围攻下!” Haha, what does that also wait for?” “哈哈,那还等什么?” Immediately, an academy mister vision sweeps, looks to several male disciple. 当即,一名书院先生目光一扫,看向几名男弟子 This look hints not to need in the spoken language saying that several male disciple without delay, slip off the clothing immediately directly, the gel will smudge the whole body! 这种眼神示意无需用言语道出,几名男弟子立马就二话不说,直接褪下衣物,将沐浴露涂抹全身! Faint, this thing must get wet with, after getting wet, makes an effort the Fuck, final back water to flush out toward the body!” Xu Que opened the mouth to shout, conducted on -the-spot guidance. “晕,这东西得沾水用的呀,沾水之后往身上使劲擦,最后再用水冲掉!”徐缺开口喊道,进行了现场指导。 That several male disciple had not suspected, although True Essence Strength is blocked, but displays ordinary Water Essence Magic Art not to have the issue! 那几名男弟子也没有怀疑,尽管真元力受阻,但施展一点普通的水元法诀还是没问题的! After several people cause several water ball, the pouring wet whole body, the gel will scratch the bubble, later flushed with the clear water! 几人弄出几颗水球后,浇湿全身,将沐浴露擦出了泡沫,随后又用清水冲了一遍! The entire process, the audience everyone closely are staring! 整个过程,全场所有人都紧紧盯着! After several male disciple flushed the clear water, the arm gathering front, smelled immediately slightly, the pleasant surprise said: Reply Mister, really can drive out the beforehand that flavor, felt that hears not arrived!” 几名男弟子冲完了清水后,立马将手臂凑到面前,微微嗅了一下,惊喜道:“回禀先生,真的可以驱除之前那种味道,感觉闻不到了!” "Oh? ” the gentlemen of three big academies, as soon as listens, immediately great happiness, quick, with gel!” “哦?”三大书院的先生一听,顿时大喜,“快,拿沐浴露来!” Suddenly, male disciple frowns, startled sound said: Well, is not right, how to change a fragrance? Moreover...... probably more nice-smelling!” 突然,一名男弟子皱起眉头,惊声道:“咦,不对,怎么变了一种香味?而且……好像更好闻了!” Yo, this big brothers can judge the quality of goods Oh! Xu Que to stand outside Sleepy Slaughter Array, the whole face is proud: I give you, but the Heaven Exploding Faction special offering, Heaven Exploding Faction investigates aspic of flavor extremely invincible gel! After washing , not only drives out the dirt and unusual smell, but also whitening moisture moisturizer, and bringing aspic taste, letting you anytime and anywhere to send out the natural flower fragrance!” “哟,这位大兄弟识货哦!徐缺站在困杀阵外,满脸自豪道:“我给你们的可是炸天帮内部的专供品哟,炸天帮究极无敌沐浴露之薰衣草风味!洗完之后不仅驱除污垢与异味,还美白润肤保湿,并且自带薰衣草味,让你随时随地都能散发天然的花香!” Bang!” “砰!” Instantaneously, several are opening the gel toward the body academy mister but actually, at the scene face one black, pinched to explode the gel in hand! 瞬间,几名正打开沐浴露往身上倒的书院先生,当场脸一黑,把手里的沐浴露捏爆了! Aspic taste? Natural flower fragrance? 薰衣草味?天然花香? your mother, whose his mother did want the flower fragrance? 你麻痹,谁他妈要花香了? Indeed after all that time, your pit walked six Immortal Tool with 11 ten thousand Spirit Crystal(s), gave on us to trade a fragrance? 敢情闹了半天,你丫的坑走了六件仙器与十一万灵晶,就给我们身上换了一种香味? „Does scoundrel, you dare to play tricks on us?” “混账,你敢戏弄我们?” Damn shameless one!” “该死的无耻之徒!” Bold!” “胆大包天!” The person instantaneous violent angers of three big academies, bellow in abundance sternly, can not clash to tear into shreds Xu Que ruthlessly immediately! 三大书院的人瞬间暴怒,纷纷厉声大吼,狠不得立刻冲出来撕碎徐缺 But they do not have the means to come out now as before, outside that pile covetous Holy Golden Armored Bee(s), thoroughly by the flavor attraction of aspic, has become even more crazy with moving restlessly! 可现在他们依旧没办法出来,外面那堆虎视眈眈的圣金甲蜂,已经彻底被薰衣草的味道吸引,变得愈发疯狂与躁动! If the people will read the plan, decides however will understand that innermost feelings activity of this crowd of Holy Golden Armored Bee(s), can be probably: motherfucker, lived so many years in Buried Immortal Valley, actually smells this type of flower fragrance for the first time, is good to stimulate Oh! 如果众人会读心术,定然就会了解这群圣金甲蜂的内心活动,大概会是:妈卖批,在葬仙谷活了这么多年,竟然第一次闻到这种花香,好刺激哦! Well, was your? My good intention helps you drive out the unusual smell, did you also scold me in turn?” A Xu Que face blurry say/way, the strength plays the fool! “咦,你们这是怎么了?我好心好意帮你们驱除异味,你们还反过来骂我?”徐缺一脸迷糊道,实力装傻! thing, but also dares to open eyes to talk nonsense here! You helped us wash off the floral water flavor, actually added other flower fragrances to us, this crowd of Holy Golden Armored Bee(s) now are crazier!” The people of three big academies are all mad to the appearance are fierce. “混账东西,还敢在这里睁眼说瞎话!你帮我们洗去了花露水的味道,却给我们加了其他花香,这群圣金甲蜂现在更加疯狂了!”三大书院的人皆气到面目狰狞。 They are also thinking not possible to tumble twice in the same pit, but now, not only fell, but also his mother also falls previous time ruthlessly compared with! 他们还想着不可能在同一个坑跌倒两次,可现在呢,不仅跌了,还他妈跌得比前一次还狠! "Ah? original these Holy Golden Armored Bee(s) come to the fragrance? ” At this time, Xu Que did intentionally face saying suddenly, expression incomparable empty boasting: My Heavens, was I misunderstood , I have really thought that Holy Golden Armored Bee(s) came with the smelly breath to your body odors, has not thought is the flower fragrance, aiya, taking a rash step, taking a rash step!” “啊?原来这些圣金甲蜂是冲着香味来的呀?”这时,徐缺才故作一脸恍然的说道,表情无比浮夸:“我的天呐,是我误会了,真的,我一直以为圣金甲蜂是冲着你们的体臭跟口臭来的,没想到是花香,哎呀,失策,失策呀!” The Xu Que whole face is annoyed and rebukes oneself, looks to side: Master 2nd Dog, Master Duan, was I wrong too oddly?” 徐缺满脸懊恼与自责,看向旁边:“二狗老师,段老师,我是不是错得太离谱了?” Isn't odd!” Er Gou'zi shakes the head again and again. “不离谱不离谱!”二狗子连连摇头。 Good, so-called wise man thousand worries must have one to lose, Master Xu your not careful general idea/careless, does not need so to rebuke oneself!” Duan Jiude is patting the Xu Que's shoulder, the sincere comfort said. “不错,所谓智者千虑必有一失,徐老师你只是不小心大意了,无需这般自责!”段九德拍着徐缺的肩膀,语重心长的安慰道。 Oh, no, this matter is my responsibility, I must take full responsibility!” Xu Que shakes the head to sigh, develops decent! “唉,不,这事是我的责任,我得负全责!”徐缺摇头叹气,演得有模有样! The people on the scene look dumbfoundedly, quickly eyeball staring. 在场众人看得目瞪口呆,已经快把眼珠子给瞪出来。 Had understood perhaps the attitude of this boy, must accept as true, thinks that this fellow really feels to rebuke oneself. 要不是了解过这厮的作风,恐怕都要信以为真,认为这家伙是真的感到自责。 Master Xu, all right, this matter this God Venerable is taking on for you!” 徐老师,没事,此事本神尊替你担着!” At this time, the Er Gou'zi stiff chest, powerful taking a step, turned the hand to pull out a large package black UFO suddenly, said loudly: Immortal, at this moment, this God Venerable must recommend this Heaven Exploding Faction smelly tofu to you, only has it, can save you!” 这时,二狗子陡然挺直胸膛,威风凛凛的迈步而出,翻手掏出一大包黑色不明物,大声道:“诸位仙人,事到如今,本神尊必须向你们推荐这款炸天帮臭豆腐了,唯有它,才能救得了你们!” Shuā! 唰! Sure enough, smelly tofu, in the air that crowd of Holy Golden Armored Bee(s) all have the trend of retreat, was far away from Xu Que and Er Gou'zi here position directly, forgives another side of arrived! 果不其然,臭豆腐一出,空中那群圣金甲蜂皆有后退的趋势,直接远离了徐缺二狗子这边的方位,饶到了另一边! In cultivator(s) eye that this falls on Eastern Wilderness several big influences, all feels astonished. 这一幕落在东荒几大势力的修士眼里,皆感到惊愕。 This Heaven Exploding Faction smelly tofu besides strengthening beside Soul Strength, unexpectedly this effect? 炸天帮臭豆腐除了增强神魂力之外,居然还有这种功效? Un?” “恩?” In Sleepy Slaughter Array, numerous Immortal powerhouse surprised, the vision instantaneously was also blazing. 困杀阵中,众多仙人强者也惊疑了一声,目光瞬间又炽热起来。 Things have gotten to this point, they cannot attend to smelly tofu having hair egg to use, so long as can restrain Holy Golden Armored Bee(s), is the good thing! 事已至此,他们也顾不上臭豆腐有毛卵用,但只要能克制圣金甲蜂的,就是好东西! Quickly, gives us this thing!” Immediately, the people of three big academies shouted. “快,将此物给我们!”当即,三大书院的人喝道。 The Er Gou'zi big hand wields immediately, will put in order bag of smelly tofu to receive, the corners of the mouth raise wipe the inexpensive smile: Hehe, does not give!” 二狗子立马大手一挥,将整袋臭豆腐收了回去,嘴角扬起一抹贱贱的笑容:“嘿嘿,不给!” What?” The people of three big academies stare instantaneously. “什么?”三大书院的人瞬间一愣。 this God Venerable said that does not give, does not give you, what kind of? angry or not, angry or not? Asked your angry or not? hahaha!” Saying of Er Gou'zi inexpensive sound inexpensive air/Qi, but also is turning the waist same place! 本神尊说了,不给,就是不给你们,怎么样?气不气,气不气?就问你们气不气哈哈哈!”二狗子贱声贱气的说道,还在原地扭起了腰! The people of three big academies suppressed purple the face instantaneously, nearly was mad an old blood to spurt. 三大书院的人瞬间憋紫了脸,险些气得一口老血喷出来。 What way of the world? 什么世道? What way of the world is his mother? 这他妈是什么世道? Crossing Tribulation Stage Layer 5 bullied us also even, now including a dog to bully us. 渡劫期五层欺负我们也就算了,如今连一头狗都欺负我们。 Now these Low Level cultivation world ants, such iron? Iron kid? 现在这些低级修仙界的蝼蚁,头都这么铁的吗?铁头娃啊? "Ah! “啊! Shortly, one angrily roars intermittently, made a sound from Sleepy Slaughter Array suddenly. 顷刻间,一阵阵怒吼,猛然从困杀阵中响了起来。 Several academy gentlemen look at each other mutually, as if made what common decision, takes out a sharp sword suddenly, cuts the finger, blood immediately drips, drops to the ground, on rune brand mark following sacrificial altar, slowly flowing! 几名书院先生相互对视,似乎做出了什么共同的决定,陡然间取出一把利剑,划破手指,鲜血顿时淌出,滴落向地面,顺着祭台上的符文烙印,缓缓流动! The next quarter, rune on sacrificial altar instantaneous is bright! 下一刻,祭台上的符文瞬间明亮起来! Well, is this must do? How the old man do I have an ominous premonition?” Duan Jiude astonished say/way. “咦,这是要干什么?老头我怎么有种不祥的预感?”段九德惊愕道。 Bang! 轰隆! Almost meanwhile, the entire sacrificial altar shakes suddenly, a pressure of unprecedented terrifying, from underground welled up suddenly, later the entire sacrificial altar surface was all covered by the splendor glow, turns into woof lake gradually! 几乎同时,整座祭台陡然一震,一股空前恐怖的威压,骤然从地下涌了出来,随后整个祭台表面皆被辉芒笼罩,渐渐化成一汪湖泊! Fuck me, what Magic is this?” Er Gou'zi stares to look blank. 卧槽,这是什么法术?”二狗子瞪直了眼。 Turns into the lake the sacrificial altar with the blood, this looked that is not simple! 用鲜血把祭台化成湖,这一看就不简单呀! The Xu Que also complexion concentrates, was considering when must seize the chance to open Sleepy Slaughter Array, puts that crowd of Holy Golden Armored Bee(s) go, that lake that the sacrificial altar turns into, exudes intermittent ripples suddenly, the lake water becomes clear thorough, unexpectedly the underground space, completely will present before the people. 徐缺也面色一凝,正考虑要不要趁机把困杀阵打开,放那群圣金甲蜂进去时,祭台所化成的那面湖泊,陡然间泛起一阵阵涟漪,湖水变得清晰透彻,竟将地下的空间,完全呈现在众人面前。 Hiss!” “嘶!” immediately, the audience resounds an intermittent inspiration sound! 顿时,全场响起一阵阵吸气声! Under the lake surface, unexpectedly is a giant palace, middle is scattering innumerable radiant Magical Tool, even scattered Immortal Tool, as well as innumerable Spirit Crystal(s) and precious medicinal herbs! 湖面之下,竟是一座巨大的宫殿,当中散落着无数璀璨的法器,甚至还有零零散散的仙器,以及无数灵晶与珍贵药材! Looked at the past, this underground was a shocking treasure! 一眼望过去,这地下就是一座惊世的宝物! What is more astonishing, the palace seat of honor is placing huge dragon throne, is mounting the innumerable pearls, splendid, on dragon throne actually lies crystal stone coffin, is sending out continuously the cold air, inside is also lying down beautiful a appearance such as the picture female! 更惊人的是,宫殿上座摆放着一张巨大的龙椅,镶嵌着无数明珠,熠熠生辉,龙椅上却卧有一口水晶石棺,散发着缕缕寒气,里面还躺着一名容颜绝美如画的女子! But is scariest, is this shocking female, is also opening the eye unexpectedly! 但最吓死人的,是这名惊艳的女子,竟然还睁着眼睛! Fuck me!” 卧槽!” Fuck me Fuck me!” 卧槽卧槽!” Er Gou'zi and Duan Jiude calls out in alarm immediately, turns around to run immediately, one was actually entrained by Xu Que! 二狗子与段九德当即惊呼,立马转身就要跑路,却被徐缺一把拽了回来! Meanwhile, on sacrificial altar everyone of three big academies, suddenly bang, kneels, the whole face awe, shouts with one voice: I and others were incompetent, asking senior take action to assist!” 与此同时,祭台上三大书院的所有人,陡然“砰”的一声,纷纷跪地,满脸敬畏,齐声喊道:“我等无能,请前辈出手相助!” This trend, people immediately complexion drastic change on the scene! 这趋势一出,在场众人立马脸色剧变! Xu Que previously trigged this crowd of Immortal, the entire process they watch, is completely the plot with the trap, hit opposite party one to be caught off guard! 徐缺先前制住这群仙人,整个过程他们都看在眼里,完全是阴谋跟陷阱,打了对方一个措手不及! But this crowd of Immortal must please have that Buried Immortal Valley master now unexpectedly, that really terrifying in this way! 可如今这群仙人居然要请出那位葬仙谷主人,那就真的恐怖如斯了! Xu Que again awesome, is impossible to compare this Buried Immortal Valley master to return awesome! 徐缺牛逼,也不可能比这位葬仙谷主人还牛逼呀! Fuck, really damn, this woman lay down for tens of thousands years, is actually also living!” 我靠,真是见鬼了,这女人躺了几万年,竟然还活着!” Boy, now what to do?” Er Gou'zi and Duan Jiude all looks to Xu Que! “小子,现在怎么办?”二狗子与段九德皆看向徐缺 Xu Que on the one hand grasps to the belt, loudly shouted: What to do anything, naturally is before it's too late!” 徐缺一手抓向裤腰带,大喝道:“什么怎么办,当然是趁热啊!” ...... …… ...... …… Third!】 【第三更!】
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