USS :: Volume #11

#1068: Does not sell, go away!


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Plays one year of this matter, everyone not possibly knows! 玩一年这种事,大家都知道不可能! With the Xu Que's style, how to possibly make this crowd of Immortal live for a year? Perhaps a day difficult! 徐缺的行事风格,怎么可能会让这群仙人活一年?恐怕一天都难呀! But the people were clear, by Que+De+Gou (wicked dog) the method of combination, wants to play one year of words is really not the issue, moreover can pattern not redundant playing, play livingly Immortal! 只不过众人都清楚,以“缺德狗”组合的手段,想玩一年的话真不是问题,而且还能花样不重复的玩,活生生把仙人们玩死! This two people and one dog, is one by one ruthless, wicked, one by one is one by one inexpensive, the show wave summarizes them inexpensively completely sufficiently! 两人一狗,一个比一个狠,一个比一个缺德,一个比一个贱,骚浪贱完全足以概括他们! Master Duan, do not waste the drunk immortal to be fragrant, this thing uses one time well, is not obvious with the second effect!” At this time, Er Gou'zi opened the mouth saying that preventing Duan Jiude to throw the drunk immortal to be fragrant. 段老师,你别浪费醉仙香了,这东西用一次就好,用第二次效果不明显了!”这时,二狗子开口道,阻止段九德去扔醉仙香。 The numerous Immortal powerhouse complexion in Sleepy Slaughter Array is also ugly, actually relaxes in the heart secretly, although Er Gou'zi said right, this drunk immortal fragrance with the second words, the effect will not look like is so obvious for the first time, but is still fatal to them. 困杀阵里的众多仙人强者也面色难看至极,却在心中暗松口气,虽然二狗子说得没错,这醉仙香用第二次的话,效果不会像第一次那么明显,但对他们依旧是致命的。 Now their each weak tiny bit strength, to death about one step! 如今他们每弱一分一毫实力,就离死亡更近一步! Outside Sleepy Slaughter Array that hundred ten thousand Holy Golden Armored Bee(s), really made them alarmed and afraid very much and helpless! 困杀阵外那百来万圣金甲蜂,真的很令他们惊惧与无奈! The key is their present True Essence Strength is hard to be smooth, simply does not have the means compelling outside the body that planting flowers dew fragrance, naturally, even if can compel outside the body, they do not doubt, Xu Que next step will emit Heaven-Devouring Demon Mosquito to do them immediately! 关键是他们现在真元力难以顺畅,根本没办法将身上那种花露水香味给逼出体外,当然,就算可以逼出体外,他们丝毫不怀疑,徐缺下一步就会立马放出噬天魔蚊来搞他们! Facing position that this type may draw back roadless, except for helpless, what to do but can also? Only can lay cards on the table! 面对这种无路可退的境地,除了无奈,还能怎么办?只能摊牌了呀! Xu Que, do not think oneself have victory in the hand, if you really make us die in this, the Buried Immortal Valley master will not let off you!” Finally, the venerable of Dongsheng Academy says. 徐缺,你别以为自己胜券在握,倘若你真让我们死在这,葬仙谷的主人将不会放过你!”终于,东胜书院的一位老先生开口说道。 We decode grave seal in this, for that management, her order, no one can all reject. If you killed us, is cherishing her important matter, prevents her ahead of time the grave, when the time comes you will be she biggest personal enemy!” “我们在此破解墓印,皆是在为那一位办事,她的命令,无人可以拒绝。你若杀了我们,便是在怀她大事,阻止她提前一步出墓,到时候你将是她最大的仇人!” Reminded your one while convenient, her strength, was not your drunk immortal fragrances and Holy Golden Armored Bee(s) can deal with!” “顺便提醒你一句,她的实力,可不是你这些醉仙香与圣金甲蜂能够应付的!” The words of Dongsheng Academy old man, made the Er Gou'zi and Duan Jiude movement stop immediately. 东胜书院老者的话语,立马让二狗子与段九德的动作止住了。 These two goods are more astute than anyone, very clear, if really offends dead the Buried Immortal Valley master, is equal to own in the future exterminating, this is a very dangerous matter. 这两货比谁都精明,很清楚如果真把葬仙谷主人得罪死的话,等于是把自己的将来给灭绝了,这是件十分危险的事情。 However, Xu Que has not actually cared slightly. 然而,徐缺却丝毫没有在意。 He the practice say/way, is called along with the intention! 他自身所修炼的道,叫做随心意! Has one's wish, is contrary to the divine intervention! 随心所欲,有违天意! This is in heaven defying the line, violates the divine intervention, opposes with the heaven. 这是在逆天而行,违背天意,跟上天作对。 Therefore in other words, this fellow did not fear day after day how to fear one by innumerable year of great people of seal in the tomb? 所以换句话说,这家伙连天都不怕,岂会怕一个被封印在墓穴里无数年的大人物? Hē, the person of my Heaven Exploding Faction, is always fearless, the life and death looks pale, refuses to accept to do! Let alone is in the future, even if this underground old woman appears before me now, my still don't hesitate to kill!” Xu Que cold sound said with a smile. “呵呵,炸天帮之人,向来无所畏惧,生死看淡,不服就干!别说是将来,就算是这地下的老女人现在出现在我面前,我也照杀不误!”徐缺冷声笑道。 Reason that such awesome roars, was clear that person is now impossible to come out! 之所以这么牛逼哄哄,就是清楚那个人现在是不可能出来的! Therefore has acting cool to hurry to install, as for the future, will fear an egg, what to do could not be victorious, will run and that's the end! 所以有逼装就赶紧装,至于未来嘛,怕个卵,打不过怎么办,跑就是了! Sure enough, Xu Que this saying comes out, making the countless people on the scene be moved, the whole face is panic-stricken! 果不其然,徐缺这话一出来,令在场无数人都为之动容,满脸惊骇! Immortal Cultivator most dreaded that is disrespects to powerhouse, in this taking strength to revere the world, disrespects to be equal to powerhouse, therefore is bringing about own destruction, few dares is so bold. 修仙者最忌惮的,就是对强者不敬,在这种以实力为尊的世界,对强者不敬等同于是在自寻死路,几乎没人敢这么大胆。 You...... your big courage!” “你……你好大的胆子!” Snort, Xu Que, you will regret for the words that you speak today in the future surely!” “哼,徐缺,你将来必定会为你今天说的话而后悔!” The people of three big academies point at Xu Que to shout immediately. 三大书院的人立马指着徐缺喝道。 That this seems to have met before, making on the Xu Que face reveal to ridicule the happy expression. 这似曾相识的一幕,让徐缺脸上露出了一丝讥讽笑意。 Previously was Bai Family and Freedom Pavilion person kneels to lick this crowd of Immortal, but now? These aren't Immortal kneeling to lick that Buried Immortal Valley master? 先前是白家逍遥楼的人起来跪舔这群仙人,而现在呢?这些仙人不也是在跪舔那位葬仙谷主人? This world, is this! 这世界,就是这样啊! Runs into the small and weak person, can a keeping aloof appearance, as if others should awe to them inborn, may run into a more powerful person, they meet the incarnation are the unimportant people, kneels to lick is awing powerhouse! 遇到比自己弱小的人,都会一副高高在上的样子,仿佛别人就应该天生对他们敬畏,可遇到比自己更强大的人,他们又会化身为小人物,跪舔着去敬畏强者 „Does scoundrel, you also dare to smile?” powerhouse as if feels Xu Que's to ridicule, as if guessed correctly that he is ridiculing anything, immediately gets angry the sound to shout. “混账,你还敢笑?”一名强者似乎感受到徐缺的讥讽,仿佛猜到他在讥讽什么,当即怒声喝道。 How can't I smile? Now shouldn't you first worry about your situations? Dares with my blind talk nonsense, I on opening Array, to put these Holy Golden Armored Bee(s) to go in again immediately!” Xu Que cold sound said with a smile. “我怎么就不能笑了?现在你们不是应该先担忧你们自己的处境吗?再敢跟我瞎BB,我立刻就开启阵法,放这些圣金甲蜂进去!”徐缺冷声笑道。 The people in Sleepy Slaughter Array closed the mouth immediately subconsciously, but also really dreaded. 困杀阵里的众人立马下意识的闭上了嘴巴,还真的忌惮了。 However, I felt you also said a moment ago right!” Suddenly, a Xu Que thread of conversation revolution, smiles to say. “不过话说回来,我觉得你们刚才也说的没错!”突然,徐缺话锋一转,笑眯眯道。 As soon as the people listen, immediately is startled, did this fellow think through? 众人一听,顿时一怔,这家伙想通了? Some people, I truly cannot offend, moreover I have the mercy, cannot want your lives!” Xu Que says, both hands touch to the crotch, pulls out several modeling strange jars! “有些人,我确实得罪不起,而且我心怀慈悲,也不是非得要你们的命!”徐缺开口说道,双手摸向胯下,掏出几只造型奇怪的瓶子! „, Here has the Heaven Exploding Faction most recent gel, the pure Chinese medicine refinement, can drive out your smells, making the body keep fresh, moreover there are effect Oh! that the whitening moisture to be right, this time has not added the honey absolutely, is really the pure Chinese medicine!” “诸位,我这里有炸天帮最新研发的沐浴露,纯中草药炼制,能驱除你们身上的气味,让身体保持清鲜,而且还有美白润肤的功效哦!对了,这次绝对没有加蜂蜜,真的是纯中草药!” Introduction that Xu Que smiles in hand thing, unexpectedly is several bottles of gels. 徐缺笑眯眯的介绍起手中之物,竟是几瓶沐浴露。 The people instantaneous corners of the mouth on the scene pull out, wants not to need to think, knows Xu Que this goods want to cheat! 在场众人瞬间嘴角一抽,想都不用想,就知道徐缺这货又想坑人了! Sold one bottle of floral water a moment ago, solved the Heaven-Devouring Demon Mosquito problem, finally brought in this crowd of more fearful Holy Golden Armored Bee(s), now this goods want to sell the gel, perhaps without was so simple! 刚才卖了一瓶花露水,解决了噬天魔蚊的问题,结果就引来了这群更可怕的圣金甲蜂,现在这货又想卖沐浴露,恐怕没那么简单呀! Has this idea, incessantly is that crowd of cultivator(s), numerous Immortal powerhouse in Sleepy Slaughter Array, is the vigilance of whole face! 有这种想法的,不止是那群修士,困杀阵中的众多仙人强者,也是满脸的警惕! They did not allow oneself fall twice in the same pit, got up to work as a moment ago one time, now they not again by pit one time! 他们绝不容许自己在同一个坑中掉两次,刚才上过一次当,现在他们才不会再被坑一次! „, This thing is very easy-to-use, has not deceived you, the words that does not believe you inquired with others, my Xu Que sought the wealth generally, never murdered, do you buy?” At this time, Xu Que opened the mouth to ask. “诸位,这东西是真的很好用的,没骗你们,不信的话你们跟其他人打听一下,我徐缺一般只是谋财,从不害命,你们到底买不买呀?”这时,徐缺又开口问道。 Does not buy, go away!” The Immortal powerhouse anger in Sleepy Slaughter Array said. “不买,滚!”困杀阵中的仙人强者怒道。 Buys a chicken, really worked as the fool us? 买个鸡,真把我们当傻子了吗? Doesn't buy? Snort, is really the good intention regards the evil intent, ok, did not buy even, we walked! Er Gou'zi, received Sleepy Slaughter Array, this thing cannot leave them!” Xu Que a face is annoyed immediately, calls Er Gou'zi one group, must pack the thing to leave. “不买?哼,真是好心当成驴肝肺,算了,不买就算了,我们走!二狗子,把困杀阵收了,这东西不能留给他们!”徐缺当即一脸恼火,招呼二狗子一伙,就要收拾东西走人。 Numerous Immortal one hear in Sleepy Slaughter Array, was immediately anxious. 困杀阵中的众多仙人一听,立马就急了。 Now they can also live, instead was this Sleepy Slaughter Array rescued their life. 现在他们之所以还能活着,反而是这困杀阵救了他们一命。 Although Holy Golden Armored Bee(s) is powerful, mortal body is also invincible, may actually lack Dao Rhyme and Spirit Wisdom, will not decode Array, the key is this Array level is very high, is not they can easily dash with the brute force! 圣金甲蜂虽然强悍,肉身也无敌,可却缺乏了道韵灵智,根本不会破解阵法,关键是这阵法级别很高,不是它们能够轻易用蛮力撞破的! So long as has Sleepy Slaughter Array, they extremely will not have worried temporarily, but if Array was taken away, that more than 1 million Holy Golden Armored Bee(s) of eying covetously, will give to rip the fragment them absolutely! 所以只要有困杀阵在,他们暂时还不会太过担忧,可要是阵法被收走,那这百万多虎视眈眈的圣金甲蜂,绝对会把他们都给撕成碎片的! Xu Que, waits, your does Sleepy Slaughter Array sell?” Immediately, an old man asked loudly. 徐缺,等一下,你这困杀阵卖不卖?”当即,一名老者大声问道。 Does not sell, go away, asked again kills you!” The Xu Que direct rejection, the intention to leave also renounces very much, is really packing the thing to walk. “不卖,滚,再问打死你!”徐缺直接拒绝,去意也很决绝,真的在收拾东西要走了。 Outside running up to Sleepy Slaughter Array of Er Gou'zi also coordination, pulls out a flag very unceasingly outward, must seriously the meaning that Sleepy Slaughter Array takes away. 二狗子也十分配合的跑到困杀阵外,不断往外掏阵旗,当真要把困杀阵收走的意思。 Among immediately, the numerous Immortal complexion in Sleepy Slaughter Array changed, flew into a rage thoroughly. 顿时间,困杀阵中的众多仙人脸色都变了,彻底急眼了。 Wait, first stop. We buy the gel, buys Sleepy Slaughter Array, can not?” The old men of Dongsheng Academy exclaimed loudly, was very unwilling aggrievedly with. “等等,先住手。我们买沐浴露,也买困杀阵,可以不?”东胜书院的老者大声吼道,十分不甘与憋屈。 Not long , do they want to ask Crossing Tribulation Stage like this? 曾几何时,他们要这样去求一个渡劫期 Does "Oh? buy? That can discuss actually! ” Xu Que one hear, stops immediately, turns around to smile saying that the rapidness of turning hostile, just like a profiteer. “哦?都买吗?那倒是可以谈一谈呀!”徐缺一听,立马停下来,转身笑眯眯道,变脸之快,活脱脱就是个奸商。 The people of three big academies all get angry, said coldly: You open a price!” 三大书院的人皆黑着脸,冷声道:“你开个价!” Xu Que wants not to think, opens the mouth saying: Six Immortal Tool, hundred thousand Spirit Crystal(s), as well as ten attractive Little Elder Sister!” 徐缺想都不想,开口道:“六件仙器,十万灵晶,以及十个好看的小姐姐!” !” “噗!” immediately, Mirage Sect with four looks like Azure Dragon Pavilion some disciple, cannot bear spurt to smile. 顿时,镜花水月派与四象青龙派的一些弟子,忍不住喷笑出来。 This his mother what ghost? 这他妈什么鬼? Six Immortal Tool with hundred thousand Spirit Crystal(s), added even unexpectedly takes ten attractive Little Elder Sister? 六件仙器十万灵晶就算了,居然还说要十个好看的小姐姐 Liu Jingning also the delicate eyebrows select immediately, asking of faint smile: Young bastard, you are so flagrant, does Hongyan know?” 柳婧凝当即也秀眉一挑,似笑非笑的问道:“小坏蛋,你这么明目张胆,红颜知道吗?” Small seductress, you misunderstood, I take ten Little Elder Sister, to arrange to be the maidservant to you!” Xu Que opens the eye, the whole face sincere say/way. “小妖精,你误会了,我要十个小姐姐,就是为了安排给你们当侍女的呀!”徐缺睁大眼睛,满脸真诚道。 You give a try although!” Liu Jingning smiles charmingly. “那你尽管试试看咯!”柳婧凝妩媚一笑。 Gives a try? 试试看? This saying simply was the threat of scarlet fruits, the Xu Que corners of the mouth pulled out. 这话简直就是赤果果的威胁了,徐缺嘴角一抽。 He does not have to plan to take ten female disciple, was says purely freely spoken. 他也没正打算要十个女弟子,纯粹是顺口说一下而已。 But now, he believes himself, if really must come ten female disciple, it is estimated that Liu Jingning will really go to complain to calumniate somebody to superiors with Jiang Hongyan, adds inflammatory details, moreover depending on Liu Jingning these ghost thoughts, Xu Que had somewhat not felt relieved. 但现在,他相信自己要是真要来十个女弟子,估计柳婧凝真会去跟姜红颜告状打小报告,添油加醋,而且凭柳婧凝那些鬼心思,徐缺还真有点不放心。 Before this enchantress , reason that is called enchantress in Four Continents, the method is also not simple, if when the time comes capsize and sink in the ditch, on gain does not equal the loss! 魔女以前之所以在四大洲就被称为魔女,手段也是不简单的,万一到时候阴沟里翻船,就得不偿失了呀! cough cough, ok, did not want Little Elder Sister, six Immortal Tool added 11 ten thousand Spirit Crystal(s)!” Immediately, Xu Que coughs, looks said to the people in Sleepy Slaughter Array. 咳咳,算了,不要小姐姐了,六件仙器加十一万灵晶!”当即,徐缺干咳一声,看向困杀阵中的众人道。 Numerous Immortal powerhouse immediately stares to look blank. 众多仙人强者顿时瞪直了眼。 Xu Que said a moment ago wants Immortal Tool time, the face is black. 徐缺刚才说要仙器的时候,他们就已经脸黑了。 But now, this goods are more inexpensive, unexpectedly changed a statement not to take ten female disciple, actually only added ten thousand Spirit Crystal(s). 可现在,这货更贱了,居然改口不要十个女弟子了,却只加了一万灵晶 This his mother how many meanings? 这他妈几个意思? Indeed ten female disciple in his eyes, only value ten thousand Spirit Crystal(s)? 敢情十个女弟子在他眼里,就只值一万灵晶 All of a sudden, the female cultivator gentlemen in Sleepy Slaughter Array got angry, got angry thoroughly, stares to Xu Que shouts: 一下子,困杀阵中的女修士们怒了,彻底的怒了,纷纷瞪向徐缺喊道: Shameless one!” “无耻之徒!” lecher!” 淫贼!” **!” “**!” Obscene tyrant!” “淫霸!” Bah!” “呸!” Do not think that you grow gracefully, can insult us.” “别以为你长得帅,就可以侮辱我们。” ...... …… ...... …… 【The today's first delivers! Two chapters! For these days everyone in the micro blog asked that I really wanted the live broadcast, actually I also said that after all my LOL was too long had not played, but technical as before terrifying in this way, if when the time comes the live broadcast were oppressive you, was embarrassed! However since you request, that this weekend really comes the times live broadcast, the specific time said in the public number, right, who knows where the beautiful face lens in do buy? I help the friend ask that I never use this thing, really!】 【今天第一更送到!还有两章!这几天大家都在微博问我是不是真要直播,其实我也就说说而已,毕竟我的LOL太久没玩了,但技术依旧恐怖如斯,到时候要是直播虐你们,就不好意思了呀!不过既然你们这么要求,那这周末就真来次直播吧,具体时间在公众号说哈,对了,有谁知道美颜镜头在哪买吗?我帮朋友问的,我从来不用这东西,真的!】
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