USS :: Volume #11

#1024: Is Prison Elder a girl?


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Rises in prices? 涨价? your mother, fist Immortal Tool is very odd, now unexpectedly can also rise in prices? 尼玛啊,一拳一件仙器就已经很离谱了,现在居然还要涨价? The audience many criminals stare to look blank, the chest is depressed, felt like that this time really soon spat blood. 全场众多犯人瞪直了眼,胸口发闷,隐约觉得这次真的快要吐血了。 The key was Er Gou'zi suffered a fist, from the start did not have on a matter, hits its cultivator(s) on the contrary, directly at the scene bone fracture. 关键是二狗子挨了一拳,压根就一点事都没有,反倒是打它的那名修士,直接当场骨折。 What mortal body this special is? Perhaps Earth Immortal Realm powerhouse cannot achieve so! 这特么是什么肉身?恐怕地仙境强者都做不到如此啊! „Doesn't Fellow Daoist, reach an agreement fist Immortal Tool? You are......” finally, a criminal could not bear, opens the mouth to say. 道友,不是说好一拳一件仙器吗?你这是……”终于,一名犯人忍不住了,开口道。 Xu Que shook the head: „It is not good, that is the beforehand price, must make to change, I am not really cruel enough to notice that my pet was hit like this!” 徐缺摇了摇头:“不行了,那是之前的价格,现在必须做出改变了,我实在不忍心看到我的宠物被这样打!” But...... may we not have so many Immortal Tool!” The people whole face is bitter and astringent. “可……可我们也没有那么多仙器了呀!”众人满脸苦涩。 This, that just right, the transaction cancelled. Your Immortal Tool I bring also no to use in any case, either plays to the child, either throws into the junks room.” Xu Que incomparably shuts out to say. “这样啊,那正好,交易取消了。反正你们那些仙器我带回去也没啥用,要么给孩子玩,要么是扔进杂物房。”徐缺无比嫌弃道。 The people immediately corners of the mouth pull out, felt that receives the arrived insult. 众人顿时嘴角一抽,感觉收到了侮辱。 If they regard the treasure Immortal Tool, can only regard the toy in Xu Que that unexpectedly with the junks, the person compared with the popularity deceased person series! 他们如视珍宝的仙器,在徐缺那居然只能当成玩具跟杂物,人比人气死人系列啊! Fellow Daoist, leaves this, had the words to say well, was inferior to this, you first saved us to go out, other Immortal Tool, we will have the words that the opportunity obtained in the future, then gave back to you, how?” Some people open the mouth saying that a face is sincere. 道友,别这样,有话好好说嘛,不如这样,你先救我们出去,其余的仙器,将来我们有机会得到的话,再还给你,如何?”有人开口道,一脸真诚。 „, I have not always liked going into debt!” The Xu Que big hand wielded, rejected giving credit! “还个屁,我向来不喜欢被人欠债!”徐缺大手一挥,拒绝了赊账! He does not believe perhaps this group of people his Immortal Tool, will also meet in the future again, this group of people wish one could to wither him! 他才不会相信这群人将来会还他仙器,恐怕再次见面的时候,这群人恨不得要干死他! This, Immortal Tool hits a fist definitely is not possible, but Immortal Tool touches, does not have the issue!” At this time, Xu Que put forward the new condition. “这样吧,一件仙器打一拳肯定是不可能的了,但一件仙器摸一下,还是没问题的!”这时,徐缺提出了新的条件。 People immediately is startled. 众人顿时一怔。 Touches? 摸一下? Touching can be useful? 靠,摸一下能有用吗? Comes, who must work as first, touches next Immortal Tool, words not a bit faster, could rise in prices later!” Xu Que starts to call. “来来来,谁要当第一个,摸一下一件仙器,不快点的话,待会儿可能又得涨价了啊!”徐缺开始吆喝起来。 As soon as the people listen, was immediately anxious, the criminal busy that several have Immortal Tool pushed: Fellow Daoist, I first come!” 众人一听,立马就急了,几名有仙器的犯人紧忙挤了上来:“道友,我先来!” Not, I first!” “不不不,我先的!” "Fuck, father's first raises hand! ” “草,老子第一个举手的!” fart, my his mother's first puts out Immortal Tool!” 放屁,我他妈第一个拿出仙器的!” Several people rush to be first, really feared Xu Que, this fellow worked does not speak the custom, does not press the repertoire, but also takes him not to have the means. 几人争先恐后,是真的怕了徐缺了,这家伙做事根本就不讲规矩,不按套路,可偏偏又拿他没办法。 Ok, do not struggle, first comes with of lamp, your lamp is probably good, I can bring back the family belongings candlestick!” Finally, in Xu Que finger/refers a humanity. “行了,别争了,拿灯的那个先来,你这灯好像挺不错的,我可以拿回家当烛台!”最终,徐缺指中其中一人道。 In the criminal hand takes bronze ancient lantern, is very worn-out, even the wick does not have, but actually as before placed half step Immortal Tool level. 那犯人手中拿着一盏青铜古灯,十分破旧,连灯芯都没有,但却依旧保持在半品仙器级别 Many thanks Fellow Daoist!” Criminal joyful comes ancient Dengdi on, does not care about Xu Que saying that must do with ancient lantern. “多谢道友!”那犯人欣喜的将古灯递上前来,已然不在乎徐缺说要拿古灯去干什么了。 Now to him, so long as can leave enough, does with their Immortal Tool as for Xu Que, he thought why likes doing! 现在对于他来说,只要能离开就够了,至于徐缺拿他们的仙器去干什么,他觉得爱干嘛就干嘛! Un, remember, can only touch, cannot hit!” Xu Que nods, holds up Er Gou'zi. “恩,记住啊,只能摸,不能打!”徐缺点了点头,举起二狗子 The criminal searches the take action palm immediately, pā tà, pats gently on Er Gou'zi, touched! 那犯人当即探出手掌,啪嗒一下,轻轻拍在二狗子身上,摸了一把! Whiz!” “嗖!” Instantaneously, his good and evil jade token changes, the wicked value was emptied rapidly, the good value rises arrived more than ten points. 瞬间,他身上的善恶玉牌发生变化,恶值迅速被清空,善值涨到了十几点。 „Did this...... succeed unexpectedly?” “这……居然成功了?” The criminal is astonished, immediately in the eye full is the color of pleasant surprise. 那犯人一脸愕然,随即眼中满是惊喜之色。 The next quarter, twists void slightly, the strong involving strength appears suddenly, sweeps across him, vanishes in the prison cell. 下一刻,虚空微微扭曲,强大的牵扯力陡然出现,将他席卷而起,消失在牢房中。 An entire prison cell peace, everyone somewhat stares again dull, is unbelievable. 整个牢房再次一片安静,所有人都有些呆愣,难以相信。 Touched Er Gou'zi merely, unexpectedly can also obtain so many good values, is counted the counter-balanced wicked value, this altogether must have 100 many good values! 仅仅只是摸了一下二狗子,居然也能得到那么多善值,算上被抵消的恶值,这总共也得有一百多的善值了呀! Was fierce, really does not owe is wicked dog!” Some people exclaim, understands wicked dog Er Gou'zi that” Xu Que shouted! “厉害了,真不亏是恶狗子呀!”有人惊叹道,把徐缺喊的“二狗子”理解成“恶狗子”! It seems like, come, but also there are to continue? Must grasp, I am also hurrying to eight levels of buddhist monk prisons!” Urging that Xu Que smiles. “看来可以,来,还有没有继续的?得抓紧啦,我还赶着去八级浮屠狱呢!”徐缺笑眯眯的催促起来。 Has not thought completely Er Gou'zi will really have such a day, can bring to gain Immortal Tool like this, simply is the Immortal Tool harvester! 完全没想到过二狗子竟然也会有这么一天,可以拿来这样赚仙器,简直是仙器收割机呀! However this was also hoarded as a rare commodity, must first have this extraordinary place, making the good value so precious, then must make into wicked dog Er Gou'zi, can others touch one to gain so many good values. 不过这也算是奇货可居了,首先得有这种奇葩的地方,让善值变得如此珍贵,接着还得把二狗子弄成恶狗子,才能别人摸一把就赚了那么多善值。 Simultaneously achieves so many conditions, is actually not very easy! 同时达成这么多条件,其实也不是挺容易的! Finally, several people delivered Immortal Tool one after another, uniform half step Immortal Tool, does not have including Low Grade Immortal Tool. 最终,接连几个人都上交了仙器,清一色的半品仙器,连一件下品仙器都没有。 Moreover these half step Immortal Tool, regarding Xu Que, are nothing affects mostly. 而且这些半品仙器,大部分对于徐缺来说,都是没什么作用的。 Is that broken sword from the beginning, Xu Que thought on the contrary can actually bring to play, as for that ancient lantern who does not have the wick, he cannot think through to bring to do, must find the time to study again. 反倒是一开始的那柄断剑,徐缺倒是觉得可以拿来耍一耍,至于那盏没灯芯的古灯,他也想不通能拿来干什么,得找时间再研究研究。 Several criminals, only walked half, the remaining other half people, either are incomplete Immortal Tool, even half step level does not have, either is nothing Immortal Tool with the treasure, looks straight at Baba to stand is looking at Xu Que same place. 十几名犯人,就这样走了一半,剩下另一半人,要么是只有残缺的仙器,连半品级别都没有,要么就是没有任何仙器跟宝物的,正眼巴巴站在原地看徐缺 Around aisle was also encircled by many prison guards fully, no one has begun, the entire journey dies to stare at Xu Que. 走道前后也被众多狱卒围满,谁也没有动手,全程死盯着徐缺 They do not care about the criminal who other escape, the present eye-sore, only had Xu Que, so long as Prison Elder caught up, this fellow will feed in eight levels of buddhist monk prisons, when the time comes they can also vent spleen! 他们不在乎其他脱逃的犯人,现在的眼中钉,就只剩下徐缺了,只要狱长赶来,这家伙就会被送进八级浮屠狱,到时候他们也才能解气! Ok, since you do not have Immortal Tool, my showing mercy bestows a you leaving opportunity!” At this time, Xu Que looked to the remaining criminals, smiled to say. “好了,既然你们都没仙器,那我就大发慈悲的赠送你们一次离开的机会!”这时,徐缺看向剩下的犯人们,笑眯眯道。 As soon as the people listen, the immediately great happiness, swarms to push to come to touch Er Gou'zi. 众人一听,顿时大喜,蜂拥着挤上前来要摸二狗子 Xu Que shouted immediately: Fuck me, lines up, lines up to me, but also there is a quality., Male criminal lining up stands, touches Er Gou'zi, the female offender also platoon becomes one team, touched me to be good. Un? How many meanings are your expressions, the thought can pure? My this to speed up efficiency purely!” 徐缺当即喝道:“卧槽,排队排队,都给我排队,还有没有一点素质了。来来来,男犯人排队站好,上来摸二狗子,女犯人也排成一队,上来摸我就行了。恩?你们这表情是几个意思,思想能不能纯洁一点?我这纯粹就是为了加快效率!” Is clear!” “明白明白!” I understand me to understand!” “我懂我懂!” Many thanks Fellow Daoist, this benevolence our eternal life always remembered surely!” “多谢道友,此恩情我们必定永生铭记!” The people nod to say in abundance, starts to line up, went forward to touch Er Gou'zi with Xu Que. 众人纷纷点头道,也开始排起队来,先后上前摸二狗子徐缺 Finally, but during several breaths, cultivator(s) one after another, was transmitted the buddhist monk prison, successfully returns to the good and evil village. 最终,不过数息间,一个接一个的修士,都被传送出了浮屠狱,成功回到善恶村中。 Xu Que's Acting Cool Point(s), rose in this moment again crazily. 徐缺的装逼值,在这一刻也再次疯狂涨了起来。 Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, obtains 23,000 thousand Acting Cool Points!” 叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,获得两万三千点装逼值!” Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, obtains 25,000 thousand Acting Cool Points!” 叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,获得两万五千点装逼值!” ...... …… The continuous prompt sound gets up, Xu Que immediately dumbfounded, without a while, Acting Cool Point(s) rose unexpectedly more than 80,000 point. 接连不断的提示音响起,徐缺顿时愣神,没一会儿,装逼值竟然一口气涨了八万多点。 Fuck me, this what situation? After this group of people go out, went to boast this Cool Saint's great deeds with others?” Xu Que smiled well satisfied, looks that the Acting Cool Point(s) total has changed in 40 ten thousand points, hearts to be very happy. 卧槽,这什么情况?难道这群人出去后,去跟别人吹嘘本逼圣的伟大事迹了么?”徐缺心满意足的笑了起来,看着装逼值总数已经变回四十多万点,心中已经美滋滋。 Bang!” “轰!” After Xu Que sends off the last criminal, in the prison cell suddenly resounds a depressed sound. 就在徐缺送走最后一名犯人后,牢房里突然响起一阵沉闷的声响。 Following close on, cold wind is sweeping across, follows the powerful pressure, covers the audience suddenly. 紧跟着,一股寒风席卷,伴随强大的威压,骤然覆盖全场。 Who dares to cause trouble in my buddhist monk prison?” An ice-cold scolding sound, is clear just like Yinling, from transmits in all directions, seems very far , seems near, is very strange. “何人胆敢在我浮屠狱中闹事?”一声冰冷的呵斥声,宛若银玲般清脆,从四面八方传来,仿佛很远,又仿佛很近,十分诡异。 Well? This sound......” around Xu Que startled, stunned sizing up, looks suddenly finally to that group of prison guards, said with amazement: Fuck, your is Prison Elder a girl? Unexpectedly is the loli sound!” “咦?这声音……”徐缺陡然一惊,愕然的打量四周,最后看向那群狱卒,惊讶道:“我靠,你们狱长是个女孩?竟然还是个萝莉音呀!” ...... …… ...... ……
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