Under a wisp of dazzling sunlight shines, Xu Que narrows the eye to wake up. 一缕刺眼的阳光照耀下,徐缺微眯着眼睛醒来。 On face somewhat itchy, the surroundings seem like a piece of thick patch of grass. 脸上有些痒痒的,周围似乎是一片草丛。 „Didn't I have the traffic accident dead? How to live?” “我不是出车祸死了么？怎么又活过来了？” He is somewhat surprised, but how has not made clear itself with enough time is saved from death, the present scene then causes him immediately excited stared wide-eyed. 他有些惊讶,可还没来得及搞清楚自己是如何死里逃生,眼前的景象便使得他立刻激动的瞪大了眼睛。 Immediately compelled ignorant! 随即就懵逼了！ Sees only one to look like the female celestial common ancient costume girl, aims at he is lying down the thick patch of grass position unexpectedly, bit by bit her ancient dress raising, then struck an attitude to squat...... 只见一名长得像仙女一般的古装女孩,竟对准他躺着的草丛位置,一点一点地将她那古代裙装给提了上去,然后作势就要蹲下来…… Heavens! 天呐！ This girl, should not want...... 这女孩,该不会是想要…… Can't? Cannot! 不会吧？不能够呀！ Is long the so pretty girl, anywhere to be how convenient? Moreover a I such frank person, is impossible to peep...... 长得这么漂亮的女孩,怎么会随地方便呢？而且我这么光明磊落的一个人,也不可能偷看呀…… Xu Que stared wide-eyed. 徐缺瞪大了眼睛。 Thinks so helplessly that beautiful girl in own at present slips off the skirt swayed thoroughly, inside profaning trousers also bit by bit take off, pleasant is one piece tender white and tender white, but also brings the body fragrance that on a share of female is in sole possession. 就这么眼睁睁地看着那漂亮女孩在自己的眼前彻底褪下了裙摆,里面的亵裤也一点一点地脱了下来,入眼就是一片嫩白嫩白的,还带着一股女子身上独有的体香。 This immediately made Xu Que have no way calm. 这顿时就让徐缺没法淡定了。 The girl must aim at the position of head to be convenient shortly, the Xu Que busy made an effort to drill from the thick patch of grass pile of cover the head, shouted greatly: 眼看那女孩就要瞄准自己脑袋的位置方便,徐缺紧忙将脑袋从茂密的草丛堆中使劲钻了出来,大喊道: „Young Lady, do you do, cannot anywhere the feces and urine/size then!” “姑娘,你这是干嘛,可不能随地大小便呀！” Scene immediately one stiff. 场面顿时一僵。 The females partly squatted on the ground, the whole person also ossified, then...... 女子半蹲在地上,整个人也僵化了,然后…… „Ah……” “啊……” She sent out a scream, the panic putting down skirt swayed, the whole person one from in same place ball, steps on a sharp sword to graze to go unexpectedly across the sky. 她发出了一声尖叫,惊慌失措的放下裙摆,整个人噌的一下从原地弹起,竟踩着一把利剑横空飞掠而去。 Fuck, what is this? Controlling Sword Flight? 我靠,这是啥？御剑飞天？ Originally, is real his mother the female celestial? 原来,真他妈是仙女啊？ Xu Que immediately has a scare, at the same time, in the head also gushes out a big section strangely actually familiar memory suddenly, just like has experienced inherent general. 徐缺顿时吓了一跳,与此同时,脑袋里也突然涌出一大段陌生却熟悉的记忆,宛若与生俱来经历过的一般。 crossed over! My his mother crossed over! 穿越！我他妈穿越了！ Immediately reads in the middle of the files mind not own memory, Xu Que cleared off all. 立刻读档脑海当中本不属于自己的记忆,徐缺理清了一切。 Here unexpectedly is a cultivate to immortality world, the Controlling Sword Flight small female celestial is ordinary like this anger at present, the person can various practice Cultivation Technique become an immortal. 这里竟然是一个修仙世界,就像眼前这个愤怒得御剑飞天的小仙女一般,人是可以修炼各种功法成仙的。 But the master of oneself this body unexpectedly is now Prince Consort, but this Prince Consort is actually the full unlucky egg. 而自己这幅身体的主人竟是当今驸马爷,可这位驸马爷却是十足的倒霉蛋。 He is only a poverty-stricken orphan, has millennium rare unique Spirit Root. 他本身只是个穷苦孤儿,却拥有千年难得一遇的独特灵根。 When young, settled on to incur by Emperor under the chance is the emperor's son-in-law, provides innumerable heavenly materials and earthly treasures to him practice, during the short six years then congealment abdomen pill, stepped into Golden Core Stage. 年幼时,在机缘下被皇帝看中招为驸马,提供无数天材地宝给他修炼,短短六年间便凝结腹丹,踏入了金丹期。 When he stepped into Golden Core Stage that day, entered the nuptial chamber with Princess truly, therefore connected crossed on the marriage bed for seven days and seven nights, result that beautiful beautiful Princess such as beguiled, picked to make up unexpectedly his whole body cultivation base, even the Spirit Root talent also one and seized. 当他踏入金丹期的那一天,才真正与公主入了洞房,于是接连七天七夜都是在婚床上渡过,结果那位美得妖艳的公主如狐媚,竟将他浑身修为采补一空,甚至连灵根天赋也被一并夺走。 Talent Prince Consort is just now newly-married then degenerates into the disabled person, does not have him of use value to be delivered to leave the palace by the low key slightly at the same night outside, in being sent to frontier service on the road in border area by a person palm of Emperor arrangement was patted, passed away, finally was desertedded corpse in this. 天才驸马爷才刚新婚便沦为废人,已经没有了丝毫利用价值的他被低调连夜送出宫外,在发配到边疆的路上被皇帝安排的人一掌拍死,气绝身亡,最后被弃尸于此。 „Oh, what a pity!” “唉,可惜了！” Cleared off these memories, the color of Xu Que whole face regret, shakes the head to sigh, annoying say/way: „Damn! How to have ahead of schedule one step, crazy does the exercise crossed over to and beautiful Princess on the bed the merry time?” 理清了这些记忆,徐缺满脸遗憾之色,摇头叹了口气,懊恼道:“该死的！怎么就没提早一步,穿越到和美艳公主疯狂在床上做运动的快活时候呢？” Remembers that beautiful Princess in flattering intent that on the marriage bed is overwhelmed with emotion, the proud figure, and charming and sultry respite, Xu Que even more feels a pity, came lately one! 想起那位美艳公主在婚床上销魂的媚意,傲人的身段,以及风情万种的喘息,徐缺就愈发觉得可惜,来迟了一步啊！ „Bold lecher, dares to peep this Young Lady to go to the bathroom unexpectedly, you die for me!” “大胆淫贼,竟然敢偷窥本姑娘如厕,给我纳命来！” At this time, reprimanded the sound to transmit together tenderly suddenly, was that female celestial goes to return unexpectedly. 这时,一道娇斥声突然传来,竟是那位仙女去而复返。 Ashamed and resentful that she reddens all over the face, in the middle of the look brings endless killing intent, the under foot also to step on that cold glow ice cold sharp sword, killed toward Xu Que. 她满脸通红的羞愤,眼神当中却带着无尽的杀意,脚下还踩着那柄寒芒凌冽的利剑,朝徐缺杀了过来。 „Fuck, the fairy maiden, this misunderstands absolutely! Is you squats obviously in I was lying down the place,...... you, even if must kill me to give vent to indignation, still please first raise to be good the pants? Your this appearance, lets the power that I have not escaped very much!” “我靠,仙子,这绝对是误会啊！明明是你一屁股蹲在了我躺着的地方,还有……你就算要杀我泄愤,也请你先把裤子提上去好不好？你这个样子,让我很没有逃跑的动力啊！” Xu Que shouted, starts running away at once. 徐缺大喊了一声,拔腿就跑。 The female immediately complexion changes, being red in the face raises the profaning trousers that the skirt arranges, bah, angrily rebuked saying: „lecher courts death.” The speed of under foot sharp sword flight speeds up suddenly, whiz whiz kills toward Xu Que. 女子顿时脸色一变,面红耳赤的将裙摆下的亵裤一提,呸了一声,怒斥道:“淫贼找死。”脚下利剑飞行的速度陡然加快,嗖嗖朝着徐缺杀去。 Dashes runs crazily, Xu Que is trying to find the solution of escape crazily. 飞奔狂跑间,徐缺疯狂地想着逃命的办法。 Suddenly, in the brain the miraculous glow flashes. 突然之间,脑中灵光一闪。 Immediately stops on the footsteps, puts out a hand to fish out together the familiar token from the bosom, turns around to shout to the female greatly: „Bold seductress, I am now the Fire Yuan Country emperor's son-in-law, do you dare to disrespect to me? Was careful that I execute your nine generations!” 当即就脚步一停,伸手从怀里摸出一块熟悉的令牌,转身就对着女子大喊道:“大胆妖女,我乃当今火元国驸马,你敢对我不敬？小心我诛你九族！” At this moment, in the Xu Que head resounds a series of System Prompt sounds suddenly. 就在这时,徐缺脑袋里就突然就响起一连串的系统提示音。 „Congratulations Host ‚Xu Que’ activates Acting Cool Face Slapping System, this System will escort for you , helping your acting cool help you fly!” “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’激活装逼打脸系统,本系统将为您保驾护航,助你装逼助你飞！” „Congratulations Host ‚Xu Que’ acting cool succeeds, rewards Acting Cool Point(s) 1 points, whether enters the Shop exchange?” “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,奖励装逼值一点，是否进入商城兑换？” „System examines Host ‚Xu Que’ ability to be faint, is hard to survive under this world difficulty, rewards new big gift package one especially, examines gift package?” “系统检测到宿主‘徐缺’能力低弱,难以在本世界难度下生存,特奖励新手大礼包一份,是否查看礼包？” During the prompt sound has, at present also pops up a ray of light curtain window, above is demonstrating several message data. 在提示音响起的同时,眼前还弹出一道光幕窗口,上面显示着几条信息数据。 „ Host: Xu Que “宿主:徐缺 realm: Mortals( lacks the strength to truss up a chicken) 境界:凡人(手无缚鸡之力) Experience Point(s): 0 / 100 经验值:0/100 Acting Cool Point(s): 1 points 装逼值:一点 Cultivation Technique: Does not have 功法:无 Occupation: Does not have 职业:无 Position: Eastern Wilderness Continent Fire Yuan Country emperor's son-in-law 地位:东荒大陆火元国驸马 ...... ” ……” „Hiss...... hahaha......” “嘶……哈哈哈……” Xu Que first inspires, follows close on to laugh wildly unquenchable loudly. 徐缺先是倒吸了一口气,紧跟着难以抑制的放声狂笑起来。 This anything Acting Cool Face Slapping System, one hear is tailor for me , helping me hold in the mouth the broken horizon heaven defying System! Then may have plays. 这什么装逼打脸系统,一听就是为我量身打造,助我叼破天际的逆天系统啊！这下可有得玩了。 „lecher, is at death's door, funnily what do you have?” “淫贼,死到临头,你有什么好笑的？” Suddenly, reprimanded Xu Que pulls back tenderly from wild with joy. 突然,一声娇斥把徐缺从狂喜中拉了回来。 The females do not know when has stood in his front more than ten meters places, hand inside takes the flying sword to point at him, juicy big eye actually vigilant doubt is staring at him. 女子不知何时已经站在他面前十几米处,手里面拿着飞剑指着他,水灵灵的大眼睛却警惕狐疑的盯着他。 The Xu Que eye pupil narrows the eyes, thinks, sneers to say suddenly: „I am Fire Yuan Country's Prince Consort! Honored imperial family Princess I want to look continually looked, you also quite have the beauty, this Prince Consort is willing to look at your is your good fortune! Do not think that can shout with the flying sword hits to shout "kill", this emperor's son-in-law is hundred years of rare cultivate to immortality having god-given wisdom rare talent, will also fear your little girl flat and thin piece?...... To begin with me? Has to plant you one step to try close to me?” 徐缺眼眸微眯,想了一下,突然冷笑道:“我乃是火元国的驸马爷！连尊贵的皇室公主我都想看就看,你也就颇有姿色而已,本驸马爷愿意看你那是你的福气！别以为拿着飞剑就能喊打喊杀,本驸马可是百年难得一遇的修仙天纵奇才,还会怕你这个小丫头片子？来来来……想要跟我动手是不是？有种你靠近我一步试试？” „Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewards Acting Cool Point(s) 1 points.” “叮，恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功，奖励装逼值一点。” Sure enough, near Xu Que ear that the System Prompt sound that only then can hear resounds again, he could not bear laugh again. 果不其然,徐缺耳边那只有自己才听得到的系统提示音再度响起,他忍不住再度大笑了起来。 Originally this Acting Cool Face Slapping System is really as the name suggests, so long as acting cool can obtain Acting Cool Point(s), can promote, can obtain all sorts of rewards of System...... 原来这装逼打脸系统真的是顾名思义,只要装逼就能获得装逼值,就能升级,就能获得系统的种种奖励…… „Right, probably gift package.” In Xu Que eye suddenly one bright, shouts with the consciousness: „Examines gift package.” “对了,好像还有个礼包。”徐缺眼中陡然一亮,用意识喊道:“查看礼包。” immediately, at present the picture of light screen window changes, presented a square shape gift box, the gift box is opened, several stream of light leapt, flashed to pass. 顿时,眼前光幕窗口的画面一变,出现了一个方形礼盒,礼盒被打开,几道流光跃出,一闪而逝。 „Congratulations Host ‚Xu Que’ obtains Elementary Rank Experience Pill, taking to result in ten thousand Experience Point(s).” “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’获得初阶经验丹,服用可得一万经验值。” „Congratulations Host ‚Xu Que’ obtains Elementary Rank Divine Movement Escaping Symbol two, after the use, may move to the surrounding area instantaneously any place five kilometers away.” “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’获得初阶神行遁走符两张,使用后可瞬间移动到方圆五公里之外的任何地方。” „Congratulations Host ‚Xu Que’ obtains Elementary Rank «Immemorial Five Elements Art»( note: Elementary Rank can only practice to Foundation Establishment Stage, following be possible to conduct exchange to Shop).” “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’获得初阶《太古五行诀》(注:初阶篇只能修炼至筑基期,后续可到商城进行兑换)。” “Ding, examines Host ‚Xu Que’ Spirit Root to be incomplete, the dissatisfied practice condition, System will complement all Spirit Root for you. ” “叮，检测到宿主‘徐缺’灵根残缺,不满足修炼条件,系统将为您补全所有灵根。” Immediately, Xu Que felt that within the body was passed through by an electric current likely, the scalp tingles with numbness instantaneously. 当即,徐缺感觉体内像被一股电流贯穿,头皮瞬间发麻。 May follow closely, but to is a happy feeling, the whole body pore is opened likely thoroughly, greedy derives four directions Spirit Qi. 可紧随而至的是一种舒畅感,浑身毛孔像被彻底打开,贪婪的汲取四方灵气。 Bang! 轰！ Quick, he felt that oneself body had the tremendous changes, becoming is more intimate with the nature, as if can integrate the myriad things, controls the myriad things. 很快,他感觉到自己的身体发生了翻天覆地的变化,变得与大自然更加亲近,仿佛能融入万物,掌控万物。 But his very clear this feeling is how familiar, in the past when Heavenly Fire Spirit Root had not been picked by Princess makes up seizes, is to the flame has the so kind feeling, at the present System not only his Heavenly Fire Spirit Root restore, complements other attribute Spirit Root. 可他很清楚这种感觉是多么熟悉,当年天火灵根还没被公主采补夺走时,便是对火焰有如此亲切的感觉,而今系统不仅将他的天火灵根修复,更是补全了其他属性的灵根。 Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, Earth, five Spirit Root were all of a sudden uneven, moreover each is most excellent „day” level. 金木水火土,一下子五种灵根都齐了,而且每一条皆是最上乘的“天”级。 I went, this wants heaven defying! 我了个去,这是要逆天啊！ Thinks of this, Xu Que cannot bear raise the arm to shout loudly finally: „System in the hand, the world is mine, what nonsense Fire Yuan Country Princess Emperor, the wait for me Xu Que promotion returns, all steps on you in the under foot, treads crushes.” 想到这,徐缺终于忍不住振臂高呼:“系统在手,天下我有,什么狗屁火元国公主皇帝,等我徐缺升级归来,就把你们全踩在脚下,踏得粉碎。” „Bold lecher, since said that is the Fire Yuan Country's emperor's son-in-law, dares to bluster unexpectedly, attempts to kill one's sovereign?” Nearby female a little listened stupidly, was this emperor's son-in-law insane insanely? Dares to say the words of this grade of treason and heresy. “大胆淫贼,既然自称是火元国的驸马,竟还敢口出狂言,妄图弑君？”旁边女子有点听傻了,这驸马失心疯了吗？竟敢说出这等大逆不道的话来。 „Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, obtains Acting Cool Point(s) 1 points.” “叮，恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功，获得装逼值一点。” Xu Que then the spirit slowly recover, the corners of the mouth pull out slightly, mother, will give a thought to the acting cool forecast in the future, will almost be forgetting that at present this trouble, must hurry to find the way to travel is good. 徐缺这才缓过神来,嘴角微微一抽,妈的,顾着装逼展望未来,差点忘记眼下这个麻烦,得赶紧想办法跑路才行。 „Right, Experience Pill!” “对了,经验丹！” He remembers in new big gift package also to have Elementary Rank Experience Pill suddenly. 他突然想起新手大礼包中还有一颗初阶经验丹。 Has not hesitated, the busy operates System Interface with the thought that unties a package, three item appear impressively is one of them. 没有丝毫迟疑,紧忙用意念操作系统界面,打开一个包裹,三件物品赫然出现在其中。 „Use, use.” Xu Que observes closely two kinds item, in the heart shouted. “使用,使用。”徐缺盯住其中两样物品,心中大喊。 In the mind immediately transmits a series of System Prompt sounds: 脑海里顿时传来一连串系统提示音: “Ding, Congratulations Host ‚Xu Que’ practice «Immemorial Five Elements Art» succeeds. ” “叮，恭喜宿主‘徐缺’修炼《太古五行诀》成功。” “Ding, Host ‚Xu Que’ took Elementary Rank Experience Pill, obtains ten thousand Experience Point(s). ” “叮，宿主‘徐缺’服用了初阶经验丹,获得一万经验值。” „Congratulations Host ‚Xu Que’ promotion, presently realm Qi Refining Stage Layer 1.” “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’升级,当前境界炼气期一层。” „Congratulations Host ‚Xu Que’ promotion, presently realm Qi Refining Stage Layer 2.” “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’升级,当前境界炼气期二层。” „Congratulations Host ‚Xu Que’ promotion, presently realm Qi Refining Stage Layer 3.” “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’升级,当前境界炼气期三层。” ...... …… „Congratulations Host ‚Xu Que’ promotion, presently realm Qi Refining Stage Layer 10.” “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’升级,当前境界炼气期十层。” Short several breaths, Xu Que turns into Immortal Cultivator from the mortal of lacking the strength to truss up a chicken, sprints directly Qi Refining Stage Layer 10, from Foundation Establishment Stage merely one difference. 短短数息之间,徐缺从手无缚鸡之力的凡人变成修仙者,直接冲刺到炼气期十层,距离筑基期仅仅一步之差。 Moreover his present strength, compares normal Qi Refining Stage Layer 10 also to want unexpectedly powerful innumerable. 而且他现在的实力,竟比正常的炼气期十层还要强大无数。 The reason was he had Five Strips Heaven Spirit Root, this was equal to that a person had the common person five times of strengths. 原因就是他拥有了五条天灵根,这就等于一个人拥有了寻常人五倍的实力。 Even under these five different Spirit Qi promoting and constraining mutually attributes, strength by far incessantly five times that erupts is so simple. 甚至在这五种不同灵气的相生相克属性下,爆发出来的力量就远远不止五倍那么简单。 „This chapter may really not have the words saying that who amn't I invincible to be invincible?” “这回可真是没话说了,我不无敌谁无敌？” The Xu Que innermost feelings cannot stop to be excited. 徐缺内心止不住激动起来。 But at this time, opposite that female actually brandishes stream of light, delimited the clouds, the sword blade of making a great show of one's talents had fled like the poisonous snake suddenly. 但这时,对面那女子却是挥舞起一道流光,划过云霄,锋芒毕露的剑刃眨眼间如毒蛇般窜了过来。 „Fuck, the fairy maiden, I asked on your beautiful woman to come to give this Prince Consort to take a look well, who made you use the sword? You are the sneak attack! Plots!” “我靠,仙子,我只是叫你这个小美人上前来给本驸马爷好好瞅瞅的,谁让你出剑了？你这是偷袭！是暗算！” Xu Que sees the flying sword to raid, immediately has a scare, immediately the opens the mouth broken scolded. 徐缺见着飞剑袭来,顿时吓了一大跳,当即张口破骂。 May scold turns over to scold, the movement of under foot is unambiguous, takes advantage of opportunity will slide in the future, the fingertip concentrates unexpectedly wisp of Water Essence Spirit Qi, shoots on sword blade that gently, in the front surface plunders. 可骂归骂,脚下的动作却一点也不含糊,顺势往后一滑,手指尖竟凝出一缕水元灵气,轻轻弹在迎面掠来的剑刃上。 „Dāng!” “当！” A vibrato brittle cry, the sharp sword was shot to fly by him. 一声颤音脆鸣,利剑被他弹飞而出。 „This...... how possible?” “这……怎么可能？” Female immediately dumbfounded, in Sect(s) can so decode this sword dexterously, did not say except Martial Uncle who these cultivation base are as deep as a well, at least also Foundation Establishment Stage Layer 6 these senior brothers and sisters can achieve! 女子顿时呆住了,宗门里能如此轻巧破解这一剑的,除去那些修为高深莫测的师叔伯不说,至少也得筑基期六层的那些师兄姐才能做到呀！ „I wondered, said the matter was the misunderstanding, you were always hard to solve, unexpectedly also wants to kill me? Do not think that you look like the female celestial I not to hit you, had not just seen clearly in any case, this I frank and upright looks one time.” “我就纳闷了,都说了刚才的事是误会,你还老是纠缠不清,居然还想杀我？别以为你长得像仙女我就不打你,反正刚刚也没看清楚,这回我就光明正大的看一次。” Xu Que scolded annoyedly, under foot Yu's Step trod, Earth Essence Spiritual Qi immediately integrated the land, the speed multiplies suddenly, suddenly then appeared before the female. 徐缺恼火骂道,脚下禹步踏出,土元灵气顿时融入大地,速度猛然倍增,眨眼间便出现在女子面前。 Following close on, wisp of Water Essence Spirit Qi is gushing out the palm, the encirclement four directions, the female had not responded with enough time, was imprisoned at the scene. 紧跟着,一缕水元灵气涌出掌心,环绕四方,女子还未来得及反应,当场就被禁锢。 „Obscene...... lecher, do you want to do?” The females have a big shock, felt that within the body Fire Essence Spirit Qi was suppressed comprehensively. “淫……淫贼,你想干什么？”女子大惊失色,感觉体内的火元灵气被全面压制。 „Hehe! Since you did call me lecher? I cannot carry this pot in vain.” “嘿嘿！既然你都叫我淫贼了？那我可不能白白背这个锅。” A Xu Que face smiles inexpensively, the eyebrow selects, puts out a hand to dig up directly to the skirt swayed of women's. 徐缺一脸贱笑,眉毛一挑,伸手就直接扒向女子的裙摆。